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and conditions. Robin
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Hood heroes killer gangsters bit of
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both the Japanese
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government calls them Boriokidan meaning
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violence groups They call
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themselves Ninkio Dantai meaning chivalrous
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organizations and the rest of
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the world knows them as the Yakuza the
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Japanese Mafia a Quick
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glance when you see them in public
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you could easily mistake most of them
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for some successful businessmen Serious-looking dudes wearing
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designer shoes tailored suits stepping out of
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luxury vehicles at a closer glance You
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might see some scars from innumerable fights on
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their faces or knuckles Traditional Japanese
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tattoos just barely poking out from beneath
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their sleeves and collar and
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a left pinky finger That's a knuckle or
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two shorter than it's supposed to be these
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men are generally successful businessmen But
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also there's some of the world's
1:58
most ruthless and well-organized gangsters, the
2:01
Yakuza. These organized criminals have
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been terrorizing Japan for centuries. They're
2:06
the bane of Japan's national police agency,
2:08
but also over their long and storied
2:10
history, many Japanese have
2:12
regarded them as champions of common
2:14
everyday people. People traditionally ignored by
2:17
Japan's law enforcement, people marginalized in
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Japan's highly stratified social hierarchy, working
2:21
class folks whose businesses would have
2:24
been harassed, their livelihoods destroyed were
2:26
it not for the Yakuza's protection.
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Influenced by the ancient honor code of
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the samurai, the early Yakuza committed crimes
2:33
against rivals and government enemies, but never
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the common people. For most
2:38
of their history, joining the Yakuza meant
2:40
joining an organization that requires loyalty until
2:42
death, where punishments are swift
2:45
and severe and rivalries frequently turn
2:47
deadly. Unlike the Italian Mafia,
2:49
the Yakuza operate out in the open.
2:51
They're even historically registered with the Japanese
2:54
government as members of what everyone knows
2:56
is a criminal enterprise. While
2:58
membership is not outlawed, a lot of what
3:01
the Yakuza do to make money definitely is.
3:04
The Yakuza engage in extortion,
3:06
blackmail, smuggling, sex work, drug
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trafficking, gambling, loan sharking, arms
3:10
dealing and more, and often
3:12
take that money and launder
3:14
it through owning legal businesses
3:16
such as restaurants and bars,
3:18
trucking and construction companies, talent
3:20
agencies, taxis, factories, etc. Japanese
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gang experts have estimated that
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at its peak in the
3:27
1960s, Yakuza membership was around
3:29
184,000 people. With stricter
3:31
laws and increased police crackdowns in recent
3:34
decades, as well as a shifting perception
3:36
amongst the younger generation regarding exactly how
3:38
cool being a member really is, the
3:40
Yakuza's numbers have declined by more than
3:42
50% from their peak,
3:44
but there's still a very powerful underworld
3:46
force in Japan and elsewhere. Members
3:49
are divided up into hundreds of individual gangs,
3:51
most of which belong to a large crime
3:53
syndicator family. The largest family
3:56
is the Yamaguchi-Gumi family founded in
3:58
the city, uh, sea- port cities
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of Kobe in 1915.
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The organization's methods have evolved and
4:04
adapted over the times and
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they will most likely continue to adapt and
4:09
exist in some capacity for the foreseeable future.
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This week, we discuss the
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obscure origins of the Yakuza during
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Japan's feudal period, how they developed
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into the gangsters that would eventually
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infiltrate the highest ranks of Japanese
4:22
government, will also cover their hierarchical
4:25
structure, initiation, rituals, how they came
4:27
to be associated with a lot
4:29
of sweet, sweet tattoos and more
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in another organized true crime historical
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Empire of the Sun edition of
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Time Suck. Happy
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Monday and welcome to the Cult of
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the Curious. I'm Dan Cummins, the Suck
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Wizard, Devil's Lettuce Lover, Spiritual
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Existentialist, and you are listening to Time
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Suck. Hail Nimrod, Hail Lucifina,
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praise be to Good Boy Bojangles and glory
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be to Kenny Loggins, Wingman, and
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the Yacht Rock Captain himself, Triple M. No
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announcements today. Let us just
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learn about some Japanese gangsters.
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So how are we going to lay out today's information?
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No idea. After
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last week's Existential episode, I
5:33
just don't think it matters. Narrative structure?
5:35
Eh, so subjective
5:37
and arbitrary. Just a
5:39
social construct. I'm not even sure
5:41
what language I'll share today's info in. I
5:44
mean, what even is language, really? Just
5:46
this collection of sounds we've assigned meaning to,
5:48
meaning that changes with time, fucking words, right?
5:51
What value do they have intrinsically? None.
5:54
It's true meaning than a fart. At least
5:56
the sound of a fart is accompanied by a smell,
5:58
a smell that is not subjective. It's
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gonna hit your olfactory senses whether you want to
6:02
or not, unless you've lost your sense of smell,
6:05
smell effects regardless of what culture we're a
6:07
member of, regardless of what language we speak.
6:10
But is the smell actually objectively bad? Now
6:12
that I think about it, little kids fart,
6:14
they don't start gagging. No, they're
6:16
conditioned to believe that farts are bad. If I fart
6:18
on my dog's face, but talk to it in a
6:20
sweet voice while I do so, it
6:22
doesn't seem to care, wags its tail. The
6:25
fart's positive or negative qualities are merely assigned to
6:27
it. In this crazy reality we construct ourselves. What
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the fuck am I talking about right now? No,
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why am I talking at all? Not
6:34
just smoking weed. Let's just all sit in silence. While
6:36
I smoke weed, each of us can tell ourselves
6:38
what we want to know about the Yakuza. Just
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make it up. Nothing
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matters. Kidding of course. Last
6:46
week's existential suck did not quite break
6:48
my mind. I did review some
6:50
of the footage and I thought I was talking so much
6:52
more slowly than I was. Cracks
6:54
me up that I felt so high. I
6:57
was useless the rest of the night, but I sounded
6:59
pretty normal. That's what
7:01
my friends usually say about me when I'm on something.
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I had Chris from Bitelixer over at the house a
7:06
while back. He was sober. He
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was a DD for his lady. Me
7:10
and some other people had quite a bit of hallucinogens in our
7:12
systems. Almost everyone else was acting so
7:15
weird. And Chris just kept saying to me, how
7:17
are you still just Dan? Like he was just disappointed.
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I don't know. So sorry if the 420
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suck was not as different and wild as I thought it
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would come across as. Hope you loved it though. I
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certainly had fun. And we're gonna have fun today. And of
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course words do matter as does the narrative structure. If I
7:32
want to share what I've learned about the Yakuza with you,
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which I do, the entire reason I'm
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here and that you're here. So let's
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not get too existential this week. Let's
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fucking focus on Japan's cool looking ruthless
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underworld kings. I'll
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start today with an overview of Japan's feudal
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period, the setting in which the Yakuza first
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developed, followed by a
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detailed look at the Yakuza's
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hierarchical structure. Hierarchical, hierarchical. That
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word always kills me. Hierarchical structure, initiation
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rituals, and other seri- And
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we'll talk about Pinky Fingers. Oh boy. The
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Yakuza are real hard on Pinkies. This
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episode has really made me appreciate still having
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both my Pinky Fingers. All the knuckles on
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them. It's nice. Nice not to have to worry about slicing
8:13
a part of my pinky off if I fuck up at
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work. After going over
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all that, we'll head down a timeline of
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notable events and people in the Yakuza's long
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storied history. And let's get started, shall
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we? The legendary
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Samurai once stood alone as
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the baddest motherfuckers in all of feudal Japan.
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With the coolest looking armor, I might add. I
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think Samurai armor looks a lot cooler than the earlier
8:36
armor of Europe's knights. Almost makes
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a part of me wish I could go back in time and be a Samurai.
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But I'm not so sure I would be a great Samurai. I'm pretty sure I would
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not be one. And if you weren't
8:45
one of the best Samurai, well, you ended up
8:47
as a dead Samurai. Missing your head with a
8:49
great big gash in your gut. And that part
8:51
doesn't sound cool at all. The
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Samurai started off as provincial warriors rising
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to power way back in the 12th
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century during the beginning of the country's
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first military dictatorship, which was called
9:02
a shogunate and began in 1192 CE. Some
9:04
sources say 1185 CE. And
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would last all the way until 1867 or
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1868 CE. Sources vary a little bit with
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those years as well. Samurai
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means those who served. The
9:19
Samurai supported the authority of the shogun, Japan's
9:22
military ruler, and they
9:24
enabled the shogun to hold power over even the emperor.
9:27
In this way, the Samurai dominated Japanese
9:29
government and society all the way until
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the Meiji restoration of 1868, which
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ended the country's feudal system. The
9:37
Samurai's honor code called bushido,
9:40
meaning he who smelt it dealt it. Still
9:43
the basic code of conduct for modern Japanese
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society. I wish.
9:47
I wish Japanese society was based in
9:49
flatulence ownership, just entirely. But it's
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not. No, it's based in the way of
9:53
the warrior. That is bushido.
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During Japan's Heian period, which
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lasted from 794 to 18 1185
10:00
CE, the samurai were armed supporters
10:03
of wealthy landowners. Many of
10:05
them left the imperial court in search
10:07
of better financial prospects after they were
10:09
prevented from obtaining positions of power by
10:11
the Fujiwara clan. The Fujiwara,
10:14
they dominated the political scene of the Heian
10:16
period, with many members of this
10:18
family acting as regents in place of
10:20
the emperor. During this
10:22
time, various wealthy landowners exchanged use of
10:25
their land for military service and loyalty.
10:27
In the mid-12th century, political power had
10:29
shifted from the emperor and nobility in
10:31
Kyoto to the heads of clans on
10:33
their country estates. The Gempei War,
10:35
a national civil war which lasted from 1180 to
10:38
1185, was fought between
10:40
the Taira and Minamoto clans, and
10:43
the war ended with
10:45
the famous samurai warrior
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Minamoto No Yoshitsune,
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leading his clan to victory against the Taira.
10:53
And then Minamoto, Yoritomo,
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the half-brother of Minamoto No,
10:58
Mino, oh my god, Minamoto
11:01
No Yoshitsune, a
11:03
couple of these guys have some long-ass names,
11:05
drove his brother into exile, established a government
11:07
at Kamukara, a coastal city just south of
11:10
Tokyo. I feel very
11:12
confident about Tokyo. This marked the
11:14
beginning of the Kamakura Shogunate. This
11:17
transition shifted all the political power
11:19
to the samurai because Yoritomo's authority
11:21
depended entirely on their strength. Yoritomo
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elevated warriors devoted to serving him and
11:26
made the samurai a privileged class in
11:28
Japan. No one in Japan could
11:30
call themselves a samurai without his permission. It
11:33
was an honor he had to bestow and it was a
11:35
very great honor. During this
11:37
new period of the Shogunate, military dictators
11:39
now distributed land to their loyal followers.
11:41
Estates were supervised by officials called stewards
11:44
and constables. According
11:46
to worldhistory.org, unlike
11:48
in European feudalism, these often
11:51
hereditary officials at least initially did
11:53
not own land themselves. However,
11:55
over time the stewards and constables operating
11:58
far from the central government gain
12:00
more and more powers, with many
12:02
of them becoming large landowners. Daimyo.
12:05
In their own right and with their
12:07
own private armies. They challenged the authority
12:10
of the shogunate governments. Feudalism as a
12:12
nationwide system thus broke down, even if
12:14
the lord vassal relationship did continue after
12:16
the medieval period in the form of
12:18
samurai offering their services to estate owners.
12:21
Samurai were influenced by Buddhism, which
12:24
had been introduced to Japan way back in the 6th
12:26
century CE. Buddhism appealed to
12:28
the warriors because of the simple rituals and
12:30
the belief that salvation comes from within. This
12:33
was the philosophical background for the Bushido. Bushido
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emphasizes military skills and fearlessness,
12:39
as well as frugality, kindness,
12:42
honesty, and care for family
12:44
and elders. The samurai
12:46
also placed great significance on their swords and
12:48
believed that a man's honor was within his
12:50
sword. Japan's first shogunate was
12:53
later weakened by two Mongol invasions at the
12:55
end of the 13th century. Fucking
12:58
Mongols, disrupting the balance of power
13:00
all over Asia and much of Europe for centuries. Truly
13:03
one of history's greatest disruptive forces. Oshigaka
13:08
Takaoji, a warrior and statesman, used
13:11
the chaos these days to launch a massive rebellion.
13:14
And the Ashikaka
13:17
shogunate was thus born based in Kyoto in 1336
13:19
CE. For
13:22
the next two centuries, various feudal clans battled for
13:24
power sending the country into a state of chaos.
13:27
After the Onan War of 1467 to 1477, the
13:31
Ashikaka shogunate was no longer effective and
13:33
there was no strong central authority in
13:35
Japan. And that allowed feudal lords and
13:38
their various samurai warriors to gain more
13:40
and more power for a long, long
13:42
time. This period was
13:44
called the Muromachi period, as the
13:46
shogunate was based in Kyoto's Muromachi
13:48
district. Although there was a lot of
13:50
political chaos, also a golden age for
13:52
Japanese art. The period of
13:54
the country at war ended in 1615 then
13:57
with the unification of Japan under Takagawa.
14:00
Iasu. This marked the beginning of the Takogawa
14:03
shogunate, a 250-year period of relative
14:05
peace and
14:08
prosperity. The samurai now
14:10
governed primarily through civil means rather
14:12
than military force. Takogawa
14:14
passed the ordinances for the military houses
14:17
that required the samurai to train now
14:19
in both the art of war and
14:21
Confucian learning. Confucianism was the
14:23
state's dominant religion during this period, and
14:25
the principles of Bushido now became
14:28
the code of conduct not just for
14:30
the samurai, but for all of Japanese
14:32
society. During this time,
14:34
many samurai laid down their swords, at
14:36
least more often than they had before,
14:38
and became bureaucrats or tradesmen instead of
14:40
paid warriors, but they didn't get
14:42
rid of their swords entirely. These weapons were
14:44
still an important symbol of power and honor.
14:47
Love traditions like that, by the way. A very cool way
14:49
to fill your life with a lot of meaning. In
14:52
fact, in 1588, the Japanese government passed
14:54
laws restricting sword carrying to only the
14:56
samurai. The samurai had adapted
14:59
with the times, but were still seen primarily
15:01
as Japan's finest warriors, and
15:03
they were now, in a way, honored more than ever before.
15:06
Their swords and what those swords represented
15:08
given even more cultural value. But
15:10
then after a few more centuries, the time
15:12
of the shogunates collapsed entirely in the mid-19th
15:15
century for several reasons. One
15:17
of the main factors in the fall of
15:19
the shogunate was widespread civil unrest in the
15:21
peasant class due to famine and poverty. Yep,
15:24
history has shown us time and time again
15:26
that when large numbers of the poorest members
15:28
of society could no longer even afford to
15:31
eat, the chance for a
15:33
massive society-shifting revolution is very high, because
15:35
too many people now have too little
15:37
to lose. Also
15:39
in the 19th century, the West is starting
15:41
to truly and powerfully exert its influence on
15:43
the once-isolated island nation of Japan for the
15:45
first time. The United States
15:48
in particular wanted Japan to open up to
15:50
international trade. And thus Japan signed
15:52
a treaty with the US in 1858 and
15:54
soon signed additional treaties with Russia, Britain,
15:56
France, and Holland as well. And
15:59
this did not set- well with many in
16:01
the traditionally reclusive and isolated nation.
16:04
It increased ascension towards the Shogunate, and
16:06
now even more, even many, excuse
16:08
me, loyal samurai, called for power to
16:10
be restored to the emperor. In
16:13
1868, the Shoshu and
16:15
Satsuma clans allied together to
16:18
overthrow the Shogunate, and
16:20
they announced the restoration of Emperor Meiji,
16:24
marking the start of the Meiji Restoration.
16:26
The feudal system was abolished entirely in 1871,
16:30
and the new army quashed samurai rebellions
16:32
in the 1870s. And the
16:34
age of the samurai is now over. During the
16:36
Meiji Restoration, Shintoism is
16:38
established as the state religion, and
16:40
Bushido adopted as the ruling moral code.
16:43
Shinto is the indigenous religion of
16:46
Japan, or Shintoism. The
16:48
name means the way of Kami. Kami
16:50
meaning sacred or divine power. He was
16:52
born in Japan at least as long as
16:54
a thousand BCE ago. That's a long time
16:56
ago, my god. Still practiced today by at
16:59
least five million people, the followers
17:01
of Shintoism believe that spiritual powers exist
17:03
all throughout the natural world. Shinto
17:05
is a polytheistic, animistic religion
17:09
that revolves around supernatural entities called
17:11
Kami. Followers believe that
17:13
the Kami inhabit all things, including
17:15
forces of nature, prominent landscapes, each
17:18
river, each tree, each rock, has
17:20
a spirit. Kami are
17:22
worshipped in household shrines and public shrines. Another
17:25
belief of Shinto is the veneration of
17:27
ancestors. While there are
17:29
two holy books written in the
17:31
eighth century CE, books containing myths
17:33
previously passed down orally, there is
17:35
no founder, no Bible or Koran,
17:38
or to knock equivalent no strict
17:40
dogmas. So all of
17:42
that is the cultural backdrop of
17:44
Japan. The rise, the fall, the
17:47
samurai, the establishment of Bushido is the
17:49
nation's moral code. And out of
17:51
all that turmoil, out of the turmoil of the age of
17:53
the samurai ending, but there's still many
17:55
still wanting to live somewhat like a samurai, well
17:57
now the Yakuza will be born from that. So
18:00
let's take a look at the structure and activities of
18:02
the Yakuza now. And
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a lot of time it's pronounced Yakuza. I
18:07
like to say Yakuza. Sounds cooler to me. So
18:09
let's start off, it's not quite correct. But as
18:12
I mentioned up top, the official name for the
18:14
Yakuza used by the police and media is Boriokudan,
18:16
meaning violence groups. And they're
18:18
not wrong. They're certainly violent. And
18:21
as I also mentioned up top, the
18:23
Yakuza called themselves Ninkyodontai, meaning
18:26
chivalrous organizations. The
18:28
actual term Yakuza translates to more or
18:30
less good for nothing.
18:33
Yakuza can refer to individual people or to
18:35
an entire group of gangsters. And
18:38
traditionally, the Yakuza engage in operations
18:40
like gambling, extortion, blackmail. Modern
18:43
Yakuza also involved in human
18:45
trafficking, arm smuggling, drug trafficking,
18:47
loan sharking, sex work.
18:49
They additionally run a variety of legitimate
18:51
businesses, again, like restaurants, trucking companies, factories,
18:53
etc. Generally, these days, the
18:55
Yakuza have shifted towards white collar crime and
18:58
utilize bribes over violence whenever possible.
19:01
But fuck them over and you'll very likely see some old
19:03
school violence up close and personal. I watched a ton of
19:05
videos of the Yakuza members, where
19:08
the interviewers will ask them straight up if they've ever
19:10
killed someone. And when they say they
19:12
have like the way they say it, I 100% believe them. One
19:14
even said that
19:17
killing someone that you've been ordered to kill is
19:19
how you move from being an associate of the
19:21
Yakuza to being a, you know, get an invite
19:23
to become a full member. Can
19:25
you kill for them? That's the test of loyalty. The
19:29
Yakuza consider themselves chivalrous because they have performed
19:31
innumerable charitable acts throughout their history, like donating
19:33
and delivering supplies to victims of the 1995
19:36
Kobe earthquake. Also the
19:38
Great East Japan earthquake and subsequent
19:40
tsunami of 2011. But
19:43
to many, this is like if the mafia after shaking
19:45
down small business owners and selling coke to their sons
19:47
and pimping out their daughters for years and years, then
19:50
handed out some free bottles of water following
19:52
a natural disaster. You know,
19:54
very much a thank you for the help, but
19:56
also still go fuck yourself. It's
19:59
commonly thought that Not that the Yakuza are descended from
20:01
gangs of Ronin, masterless samurai who
20:03
became bandits or rogue swords for hire.
20:06
This is at least partially true. They're
20:09
also descended from lower-level criminals from
20:11
grifters and gamblers from the feudal
20:13
period. As I mentioned earlier, experts
20:16
have estimated that at its peak in the 1960s,
20:18
Yakuza membership was around 184,000. That's
20:20
so many. By the
20:22
early 21st century, the numbers decreased to
20:24
around 80,000, split evenly between full members
20:26
and associates. Yakuza
20:28
members are divided up into hundreds of gangs, most of which
20:31
belong to one of 22 conglomerate
20:33
groups also called families. I
20:35
might refer to these families as clans sometimes as well
20:37
from time to time. The
20:39
largest family in the Yakuza is the
20:42
Yamaguchi Gumi, which was founded in 1915.
20:46
Other large prominent families include the Inaga
20:49
Wakai, the Matsubakai,
20:52
and the Sumi Yoshikai.
20:56
These families, widely known to Japanese law enforcement,
20:59
is technically not illegal to be a member
21:01
of the Yakuza. Members
21:03
do not often try and hide the fact
21:05
that they are members from authorities. Yakuza is
21:07
very open about membership. Until recent years, it
21:09
was actually normal for their businesses and gang
21:12
headquarters to have distinct markings or signage
21:14
letting everyone know, including the police, yeah,
21:17
this is a Yakuza enterprise. Also,
21:19
of course, I would let random citizens know.
21:21
Many citizens would not mind at all. They
21:23
view the Yakuza, still view them oftentimes, as
21:26
a necessary evil, a better alternative
21:28
than what would rise up, what could rise up
21:30
in their absence. Violent
21:32
criminals, yes, but at least for the most part, criminals with a
21:34
sense of honor. As hypocritical as that might
21:36
sound. So how are these
21:38
gangs structured? Well, according to Britannica,
21:41
similar to that of the Italian Mafia, the
21:44
Yakuza hierarchy is reminiscent of a family.
21:47
The leader of any gang or conglomerate
21:49
of Yakuza is known as the Oyuban,
21:51
boss, literally parent status or father,
21:54
and the followers are known as Koban, proteges
21:57
or apprentices, literally child. status.
21:59
So there's the dad, there's
22:02
the kids. The
22:04
rigid hierarchy and discipline are usually
22:06
matched by a right-wing, ultra-nationalistic ideology.
22:09
The OYU Bon is the godfather of the
22:11
gang. Again, the leader. The OYU Bon gives
22:14
advice, protection, and help. And
22:16
in return receives loyalty in service of the Koban.
22:19
And of course the Koban do whatever he asked him to do
22:21
to make all of them money. And
22:23
if you fuck up, he also of course can dish out a lot
22:25
of punishment or even have you killed. This
22:27
relationship minus the murder part, based
22:30
on Japanese tradition. Back
22:32
in fetal Japan, this OYU Bon-Koban
22:34
system was the basis for relationships
22:37
between teachers and apprentices or
22:39
lords and vassals. The
22:41
OYU Bon-Koban relationship, also similar
22:44
to relationships amongst family members
22:46
in Japan's oozer patriarchal traditional
22:48
culture, where the father holds
22:50
nearly all the authority and has the power
22:53
to choose both spouses and jobs for his
22:55
kids. This type of
22:57
authoritarian father-son dynamic created strong cohesion and
22:59
devotion in the early days to the
23:02
Yakuza. A sociologist
23:04
named Hiroaki Iwai,
23:06
an expert on criminal groups in Japan,
23:08
wrote, New Koban will be
23:10
expected to act as bullets in fights with
23:12
other gangs. Standing in the
23:14
front line, facing the guns and swords of
23:17
the other side, risking his life. On
23:19
occasion he will take the blame and go to prison
23:21
for a crime committed by his OYU Bon. Also,
23:24
just before you even say anything else, how fucking crazy
23:26
if you were still in like a sword fight today?
23:29
Because still occasionally will happen over in Japan. These
23:31
guys will fucking take a sword out.
23:33
Like not often, but like swords will
23:35
sometimes be used in fights. That's fucking
23:37
wild to me. And
23:40
so yeah, very much you know like how things
23:42
go down in the mafia or really in any
23:44
other violent organized criminal syndicate with these these relationships.
23:47
The following, some of the rankings within the Yakuza, President,
23:51
Supreme Counselor, Chief Secretary,
23:54
Rodeo Clown, Chairman of
23:56
Executive Committee, Chairman of Public Morals
23:58
Committee, head of the Liaison section,
24:00
lead vocalist of an ACDC cover band, head
24:03
of public relations section, magicians
24:05
assistant, and chairman of discipline
24:08
committee. These titles mimic of course
24:10
the Japanese government, but there's also the
24:12
lead vocalist of an ACDC cover band, a magicians
24:14
assistant, and a rodeo clown I wish. Obviously
24:17
I added those three titles, but the rest, legit.
24:21
Yakuza members typically call each other younger brother or
24:23
elder brother, equal brother,
24:25
elder sister, that kind of
24:27
thing. Elder and younger refers to the order of
24:30
entering the gang. You know the members rank, each
24:32
equal brothers have the same rank. An
24:34
elder sister is a title given to the OYU bond's
24:36
wife. Under
24:38
bosses are called Wakagoshira. One
24:41
way to move up in rank is the practice of
24:43
Chigiri, which means killing an individual on
24:46
the orders of a superior. The
24:48
killer will then go to prison, usually for 15 to 20
24:50
years, sometimes as high as 30 years, and
24:52
is then granted a high rank when
24:54
they're released. And that is a
24:57
hell of a way to get a promotion. According
25:00
to Kyoto Journal in structure
25:02
ideology ranking, OYU bond-koban
25:04
relationship, and other aspects, the
25:07
Yakuza society resembles conventional Japanese
25:09
society. Indeed it seems
25:12
to be a crystallized form of a
25:14
system practiced in a milder way in
25:16
numerous Japanese organizations and schools of art.
25:18
The paternalistic structure, the
25:20
surrogate family, the badges bearing the gang
25:22
logo, the system of ranking, the business
25:24
cards, and numerous other signs of belonging
25:26
are shared by both straight and Yakuza
25:29
societies. So very much, you know,
25:31
typical Japanese organization structure.
25:34
Some Yakuza groups even publish a quarterly
25:36
magazine that includes a foreword from the OYU
25:38
bond. Funny. This could
25:40
be something about the organization's philosophy or an
25:43
essay about a particular topic like honor or
25:45
perseverance. The magazine can also
25:47
include photographs of rituals and parties, symposium
25:50
about the group's legitimate businesses, reports
25:53
on relations with other organizations, nomination
25:56
certificates, and other articles. the
26:00
first time, I immediately imagined some
26:02
new magazine editor not understanding that
26:04
this magazine should make the Yakuza look
26:06
legitimate instead of an honest
26:08
portrayal and then he publishes a magazine full
26:11
of pictures of like dead bodies, gang rivals,
26:13
and various enemies, nude photos of women recently
26:15
kidnapped, forced into prostitution, stacks of
26:17
cash, cocaine on a table from recently taking
26:20
over a rival's drug turf, etc. And
26:22
then, oh shit, whoops, sorry about that guys, I
26:25
forgot that our magazine's actually not supposed to portray
26:27
things accurately. It's funny to me that they would
26:29
just publish any kind of magazine. Very
26:32
different from most organized criminal operations.
26:35
The Yakuza's openness is part of what makes them distinct
26:37
from say like the Italian mafia. I
26:39
mean can you imagine an Italian
26:41
mafia family putting out a
26:43
quarterly magazine about just what
26:45
they've been up to just on any
26:48
level? Hey everybody, it's Polly Brekvisacic, Spinole
26:50
here bringing you another edition of Forget
26:52
About It, the quarterly, quality
26:54
publication of the Vincenzo crime family. This
26:57
summer, Tito Berthclaus Albino just got
26:59
his master's degree in fine arts while
27:01
waiting to make parole in the Allewyn
27:04
Correctional Facility in Pennsylvania. Where'd he go?
27:06
Tito! Attaboy! Another
27:08
good news, four members of the
27:10
piece of shit rival Esposito crime
27:12
family just completely fucking disappeared. Weird.
27:15
From the Union Dry Dockyard in Hoboken,
27:17
New Jersey. Ha! I
27:19
wonder what happened to those fucking scumbags.
27:22
I don't know. What I do know,
27:24
when you start moving in on Lou
27:26
Vincenzo's business opportunities, funny things happen. The
27:28
odds of disappearing increased dramatically. Also
27:31
heard those guys real scared about whatever happened to
27:33
them. Maybe ended up in, I don't know, multiple
27:35
pieces. All chopped up and shit. Stuffed into fucking
27:37
barrels, dropped into the upper base and was, how
27:40
did I hear that? Forget about it! Don't even worry about it.
27:43
Now I really want that publication to exist. Back
27:46
to the Yakuza. The groups
27:48
would have sign boards called Kanban that
27:51
would bear their name, location, affiliation. The practice
27:53
of putting up sign boards on Yakuza owned
27:55
businesses was widely accepted until the late 20th
27:57
century when the police began crackdown.
27:59
on Yakuza activity when the cops there finally got tired
28:01
of the gangs blatantly flaunting business assets it often bought
28:04
with money made from bikes and that also is just
28:06
ridiculous to me. Like if you just
28:08
walk, just walking downtown in just any American city
28:11
and then there was just a big sign that
28:13
basically said like this is the Vincenzo's you know
28:15
fucking accounting you know like forget about it accounting
28:17
services yeah it's a fucking mob business what the
28:19
fuck you gonna do? Just
28:21
like blatantly advertising this is a this is
28:23
a criminal enterprise. Individual
28:26
Yakuza members also would carry a business cards
28:28
may still do until at least ten years
28:30
ago they were doing this they would announce
28:33
their umbrella organization direct branch rank and office
28:35
address and phone number. Love
28:37
that they have offices. Very
28:40
funny for me to picture some dude who's just uh I
28:42
don't know beat the fuck out of some bar owner for
28:44
not paying their protection money the day before taking
28:46
a sword to some dude who just killed
28:48
some guy for roughing up a sex worker
28:50
who works at an underground Yakuza brothel and
28:53
then he's just going in on like Monday morning to
28:55
some stereotypical office standing under drop
28:57
down fucking ceiling panels with fluorescent lights
29:00
filling up his hydro flask at the water cooler reminding
29:03
his administrative assistant would you please stop heating
29:05
up fish in the microwave for fuck's sake
29:08
stinks up the entire office. Just
29:10
dealing with the regular monday and shit most of the rest of us deal
29:12
with. Now let's get some
29:15
inside direct info on the
29:17
Yakuza. Last year
29:19
in 2023 insider.com interviewed uh Yuyama
29:22
Shina a former Yakuza gang
29:24
boss. This dude looked like a
29:27
badass. I watched his old
29:29
video he just a very
29:31
very all the all actually all of the Yakuza
29:33
guys I saw interview just so poised very
29:36
disciplined very calm energy which I found
29:38
odd. Uh
29:41
Shina but I guess you know maybe shouldn't be odd
29:43
they just they've seen so much shit why
29:45
would they even be slightly nervous about a
29:48
fucking interview. They've literally killed people. Shina
29:51
was arrested 11 times all his arrest seemed to
29:54
be a gang related he served eight years in
29:56
prison before leaving his Yakuza family. He
29:58
joined the Yakuza when he was just eight. 18 years old, left
30:01
in 2012, current age, not given in
30:03
the interview. He shed
30:06
some light on Yakuza ceremonies and practices in
30:08
a video viewed almost 7 million times on
30:10
YouTube in less than a year and a half. He
30:13
said at some point in time, the Yakuza
30:15
virtues have changed from violence, duty, and status.
30:18
And today, the condition for getting promoted is only defined
30:20
by how much money you're making. He
30:23
definitely seemed to feel throughout his interview that the
30:26
sense of honor is declining in the Yakuza. He
30:28
said the Yakuza organization is already in a state
30:30
of decline, the number of criminals never decreases, but
30:32
the people who were in the Yakuza up until
30:34
now quit the organization to then
30:36
commit other crimes. Thus, having rules
30:39
is futile. I think it
30:41
is inevitable that the current young generation has no interest
30:43
in the Yakuza. In the past, there
30:45
was a time when the Yakuza was at its peak, had a
30:47
very cool image. I believe there are
30:49
people who are doing their best to keep living
30:51
as a Yakuza, but there are more people who
30:54
aren't living like a Yakuza. It's
30:56
interesting, the same amount of people per capita committing crime
30:58
as ever, but not as many wanted to
31:00
join up with a gang full of a lot of rigid
31:02
tradition and rules. Shinya
31:04
said he joined the Yakuza because he
31:06
was working as a carpenter, developed heart
31:08
and back problems, and he wanted to
31:11
start a career in finance. And
31:13
so he became a loan shark. I
31:15
mean, I guess technically that is a career in finance.
31:18
Robbing banks could also, I guess,
31:20
qualify as a financial career. I
31:23
work in finance, so could money laundering, printing
31:25
counterfeit money, a lot of ways to
31:27
work in finance. After starting his finance
31:29
career, Shinya met his boss, was initiated into
31:31
a Yakuza gang. In
31:34
order to be initiated, you must
31:36
participate in a ceremony, very special
31:38
old ceremony called Sakazuki. You
31:40
do this with the boss where you're given a cup filled
31:42
with saki. The boss is given a cup filled with a
31:45
lot more saki. Each drink
31:47
three ceremonial sips, which signifies
31:49
that you are an official subordinate of that
31:51
particular boss, you will be loyal to him
31:53
and only him for life. Or
31:56
until you are allowed to leave the ways of
31:58
the Yakuza behind forever. you're allowed to leave. After
32:01
your initiation, you must register your name with the
32:03
organization. This means that the police will know your
32:05
name and you are marked as an affiliate in
32:07
their files. So
32:10
funny to me that at least as recently as you know a
32:12
decade ago when this guy was still in the group, they didn't
32:14
hide the fact at all that they were in a gang. Literally
32:17
would register with the authorities. Yep,
32:19
I'm a gangster. Not gonna tell
32:21
you exactly what type of criminal shit I'm gonna get
32:24
into other than I work in finance. Wink wink. Best
32:26
of luck to you in regards to catching me. Probably
32:28
not gonna happen. Have a nice day. Authors
32:32
David Kaplan, Alec Dubrow
32:35
elaborate on this ritual further in
32:37
their book Yakuza Japan's Criminal
32:39
Underworld, one of the sources for this week's
32:41
research. David Kaplan
32:43
is an investigative journalist from Washington
32:45
DC, the former director of the
32:47
International Consortium of Investigative Journalists. He's
32:50
a big deal. He's also the chief
32:52
investigative correspondent for US News and World Report.
32:55
Alec Dubrow on the other hand is a fucking
32:57
idiot who can't spell his own name, but
32:59
he's pretty good at drawing stick figures with crayons and
33:02
he is most importantly David's wife's little
33:04
brother and he was unemployed and needed
33:06
something to do. No I don't know. No Alec wrote
33:09
for Rolling Stone, another music publication to the 60s he's
33:11
also established. He's written hundreds
33:13
of newspaper magazine articles, since also
33:15
scripts speeches reports campaign materials even
33:17
comic books. These
33:19
guys said that this ceremonial exchange of
33:21
Saki cups symbolizes a blood connection between
33:23
gang members. Ceremonies often performed
33:26
in front of a Shinto shrine. The
33:28
amount of Saki poured into the cup
33:30
has significance. If participants are brother
33:32
and brother, if they're equals, equal
33:35
amounts are poured into each cup. You know maybe there's
33:37
a ceremony where multiple people are being inducted at the
33:39
same time. If the participants are younger
33:41
brothers and older brothers, the older brother's cup is
33:43
filled six tenths full, younger brother's cup four tenths
33:45
full. If you're the fucking boss you get
33:48
a completely full cup to the brim. According
33:50
to sociologist, Hiroaki I
33:54
brought him up earlier. All members of
33:56
the organization attend the initiation. Rice,
33:59
whole fish, piles of salt are placed
34:01
into the Shinto shrine and the Oyuban and Coban
34:03
sit in front of the shrine facing each other.
34:06
Other gang members arrange the fish and fill
34:08
the drinking cups adding fish scales and salt
34:11
to the sake. Oh, yum! Oh,
34:13
you can't enjoy some sake without some tasty-ass fish scales. That's
34:16
what I'm always complaining about at home, like with Lindsay's
34:18
cooking. I'm like, why can't you just fucking throw some
34:20
more fish scales in this? Yeah, no, it's a fine
34:22
steak. You could use some fish scales though.
34:25
The Coban is told, "...haven't drunk from the
34:28
Oyuban's cup and heat from yours, you now
34:30
owe loyalty to the ika, the family, and
34:33
devotion to your Oyuban. Even should
34:35
your wife and children starve, even at the
34:37
cost of your life, your duty is now
34:39
to the ika and Oyuban." Right,
34:42
like first and foremost. Another
34:44
variation of the pledge is, from now on you
34:46
have no other occupation until the day you die.
34:49
The Oyuban is your only parent. Follow
34:51
him through fire and flood. That's
34:54
intense. Yeah, traditionally devotion,
34:57
most important within the Yakuza. Former
35:00
member, Yu Yamashinya made the observation of
35:02
how funny it is that an organization
35:04
made up of a bunch of criminals,
35:07
people who, you know, traditionally struggle with
35:09
structure, obedience, and following rules, end
35:12
up joining this massive organization built on
35:14
structure, obedience, and following rules. Jacob
35:17
Ross wrote in a piece for the Kyoto Journal about
35:19
joining the Yakuza. Sakazuki,
35:21
the cup exchange, is the most
35:23
important ritual in the Yakuza world.
35:26
Although declining in frequency in recent years, it
35:29
still most fully expresses the spirit of the
35:31
Yakuza, the will and determination of the members
35:34
to strengthen the bonds of the organization, and
35:36
the complexity of the rank and function of
35:38
relationship. The ritual is highly
35:41
theatrical, elaborate, and in a symbolic
35:43
event, somewhat resembling a Shinto
35:45
wedding ceremony. A great
35:47
deal of meticulous preparation goes into
35:49
Sakazuki, it is performed
35:51
most solemnly emphasizing religious elements such
35:54
as purification. All participants
35:56
use highly stylized language, otherwise unheard
35:58
in these circles. The
36:00
ritual was followed with a
36:02
boisterous, licentious feast. In
36:04
between, there was a visit to the
36:07
local hot spring where elaborate full-body tattoos
36:09
were exposed to both fellow members and
36:11
the occasional straight customers to
36:13
the great anxiety of the latter. Because
36:16
there are now police restrictions on this ritual, the
36:19
time and location are often kept secret until the very last
36:22
moment. All right, before
36:24
moving forward, let's talk about tattoos and the
36:26
Yakuza, since the image of the Yakuza gangster
36:28
is so closely associated with someone being tattooed
36:30
everywhere, essentially except for their hands and face.
36:33
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36:35
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Yirazumi is a Japanese word for tattoo,
42:02
meaning inserting ink, and in
42:04
the West it's used to refer to the traditional
42:07
Japanese style of tattooing. Yirazumi has
42:09
been around for a long time. Tattooing
42:12
for spiritual and decorative purposes in Japan is
42:14
thought by some historians, by many actually, to
42:16
extend back to at least around 10,000 BCE
42:19
on the Japanese archipelago. I
42:22
don't know what I was trying to say there for a second. The
42:25
Japanese archipelago! In
42:28
the Yayoi period, between 300 BCE
42:30
and 300 CE, tattoo designs
42:32
were observed and remarked upon by Chinese visitors
42:34
to the Japanese island of Kyoshu.
42:38
Such designs were thought to have spiritual significance as
42:40
well as functioning as a status symbol. In
42:42
the 3rd century CE, one Chinese observer
42:45
wrote about Japanese tattoos, "...men
42:47
both great and small tattoo their faces and
42:49
work designs upon their bodies." Sometime
42:52
between 300 CE and 600 CE,
42:54
outside of the indigenous Ainu peoples'
42:56
culture, an aboriginal population of northernmost
42:59
Japan, tattoos began to
43:01
take on a largely negative connotation. Instead
43:03
of being used for ritual or status purposes,
43:06
tattoos began to be placed on criminals as
43:08
a punishment to mark them, like
43:10
a scarlet letter. So you'd know
43:12
that if you saw some with tattoos, oh
43:15
buddy, they were a naughty boy or girl who
43:17
refuses to go pee-pee on a potty. Mostly
43:22
you'd know they were naughty. Next time you see somebody
43:24
with a lot of tattoos, if you're worried about them, you're
43:26
not sure where they stand morally, I think you should ask
43:28
them. Hey, are you a good boy or girl?
43:31
Who goes pee-pee on a potty? Are
43:34
you naughty? They'll love it. Oh,
43:36
they'll love it. You definitely won't have just made things
43:38
unnecessarily super weird and awkward. Until
43:41
the Edo period, from 1603 to 1867 CE,
43:45
the role of tattoos in Japanese society
43:47
did fluctuate quite a bit, while tattooed
43:49
marks were still frequently used as punishments,
43:51
minor fads for decorative tattoos, some featuring
43:53
designs that would be completed only when
43:55
lovers' hands were joined. That's pretty badass.
43:58
Also came and went out of style. During
44:01
this period, there was something
44:03
literally called the Irazumi-K, the
44:06
tattoo punishment as well. It was
44:08
a criminal penalty with the location of the tattoo you would
44:10
be forced to get was determined by your crime. For
44:12
example, thieves were tattooed on the arm, murderers
44:15
on the head, the shape of the tattoo
44:17
based on where the crime occurred. But
44:20
it was also during the Edu period when Japanese
44:22
decorative tattooing began to develop into the advanced and
44:24
gorgeous art form it is known as today. The
44:27
impetus for the development of Irazumi into a
44:29
true art form in Japan was
44:31
the development of the art of wood block
44:33
printing alongside the release of the popular Chinese
44:36
novel Suikoden in
44:38
1757 in Japan. Though
44:40
the novel dates back several centuries before
44:43
this 1757 marked the release of the
44:45
first Japanese edition. Suikoden,
44:48
a tale of rebel courage and
44:50
manly bravery, was illustrated with lavish
44:52
wood block prints showing men in
44:54
heroic scenes, their bodies decorated with
44:56
dragons and other mythical beasts and
44:58
flowers, ferocious tigers, religious images.
45:02
The novel was an immediate and massive success,
45:04
creating a huge demand for the type of
45:06
tattoo seen in the wood block illustrations. Thanks
45:08
largely initially to this novel, there was a rise
45:10
in the number of wood block artists in Japan.
45:13
These artists began to also practice tattooing
45:15
since tattooing used many of the same
45:17
tools used for wood block printing,
45:19
such as chisels, gouges, most importantly, a
45:21
unique type of ink known as Nara
45:23
ink or Nara black, which turns
45:26
blue-green under the skin. There
45:28
was some academic debate over who wore
45:30
these new elaborate tattoos initially. Some
45:32
scholars say it was just the lower classes who
45:34
wore who flaunted these tattoos. Others
45:37
claim that wealthy merchants, barred by law actually
45:39
from flaunting their wealth, would
45:41
wear expensive irizumi under their clothes. It
45:44
is known for certain that irizumi became associated with
45:46
firemen, who would wear them as a form of
45:48
spiritual protection. That's pretty cool. Then
45:51
during the early years of the Meiji period, which began in 1868,
45:54
when Japan had now opened its borders to the
45:56
west, the Japanese government maybe a little overly worried
45:58
about its image and desperate make a good
46:00
first impression in the face of its new international
46:02
status outlawed tattooing in 1872, with
46:06
irizumi now becoming more associated with criminality than
46:08
ever. Nevertheless, many foreigners,
46:11
fascinated with unique skills of Japanese tattoo
46:13
artists, traveled to Japan with
46:15
the express intention of being tattooed there, and
46:18
traditional tattooing continued. Just went
46:20
underground, which honestly made it a lot
46:22
cooler. Gave the artists dishing these
46:24
out and the clients getting them more street cred. I'm
46:26
sure people had to pay more for them now. Artists
46:29
who could get away with it made more.
46:31
Tattooing wouldn't again become legal in Japan until 1948, when
46:35
the practice was legalized by Japan's occupational
46:37
government. By this time,
46:39
in Japan's mainstream culture, tattoos firmly are
46:41
associated with not just criminals, but
46:43
with the yakuza primarily. And
46:46
a variety of businesses, such as a lot of
46:48
bathhouses, would not let customers with tattoos in. Did
46:50
not want to deal with gangsters. Backing
46:53
up now to firmly connect all this with the
46:55
yakuza, the yakuza again, known for tattooing their entire
46:57
bodies, excluding their hands and faces. By
47:00
the late 17th century, it was common
47:02
for various gangsters and gamblers and other
47:04
criminals to tattoo their entire bodies. As
47:06
tradition begins. Oregon,
47:08
he no have tattoos forced on them as a punishment,
47:10
as I mentioned. Laborers who
47:12
worked with most of their bodies exposed
47:14
would also often voluntarily tattoo themselves. Sex
47:16
workers would often get tattoos to look
47:19
a little more exotic, a little, little
47:21
sexier, a little bit naughty. Hey, Lucifina,
47:24
sexy woman plus tattoos. Yes, please.
47:27
My wife, Lindsay has several tattoos, but
47:29
she worries about getting too many. Whereas, you
47:31
know, might make her look trashy or something. I would tell
47:34
her I am not going to be upset about it.
47:36
I wouldn't care if she had literally 90% of her whole
47:38
body tattooed. It's all about the kinds
47:40
of tattoos for me mixed in with the person. Some
47:42
people can pull off being covered. Some can't. Some
47:45
people can pull off face tattoos. Some can't. And
47:47
I'm not sure why, but there's something especially sexy
47:49
about a woman getting irizumi tattoos. Right?
47:52
Tattoos of dragons, koi fish, samurai with
47:54
swords drawn, geisha girls, that kind
47:56
of shit. Love it. And why
47:58
are big back and thigh pieces? is so fucking hot. Now
48:01
I'm getting distracted. Get out of here, Lucifina! In
48:04
the early days of the Yakuza, tattooing
48:06
was considered a test of strength because traditional
48:08
tattooing involves a tool tipped with small needles
48:11
that is punched into the skin over and
48:13
over. Full back tattoo
48:15
using this process could take up to
48:17
100 hours. That
48:19
is fucking torture. I've been
48:21
having a full back piece worked on for the past
48:23
two years or so, very detailed. I'm also covering up
48:25
several other old back tattoos, so I need a lot
48:27
of ink. I'm about 20 to
48:29
25 hours in with probably 10 to 15
48:32
hours to go and it fucking sucks. Every
48:34
time I get a five to six hour session, it takes a
48:37
good two weeks to fully heal. It's a bit harder to sleep.
48:39
I get little flakes of dried ink all over the sheets. I
48:41
feel like I have a cold. I have to
48:43
wear black shirts for a few days in case it
48:45
bleeds. Can't wear second skin for more than a day
48:47
or two because my back moves too much and won't
48:50
stay on. While I'm getting it done, the last hour
48:52
or so of the session, holy shit does my back
48:54
feel tender. Being hammered
48:56
with old school traditional needles from what I understand
48:58
hurts a lot more than a modern tattoo gun.
49:01
Those gangsters often time would have long sessions, eight to 10
49:03
hours at a time. They
49:05
didn't get light okay numbing cream and
49:08
sprays, no second skin to help with
49:10
healing. All that
49:12
actually made tattoos more appealing to these gangsters.
49:15
It was a sign of fucking strength, toughness.
49:17
Japanese gamblers, gangsters had massive tattoos, show their courage,
49:19
masculinity to distinguish themselves from the rest of the
49:21
world. Not only would they get a lot of
49:23
ink, right? They would make a point to act
49:25
like it didn't hurt a bit while they're getting
49:28
it. Real machismo, testosterone,
49:30
samurai, warrior culture shit.
49:33
Also, while they do get a lot of ink, they
49:35
typically would not get their face and hands done. Most
49:37
Yakuza members keep their tattoos private so
49:39
they can't be seen above the collars or cuffs of
49:41
their nice suits. They still want to
49:44
be able to blend in to respectable society when they
49:46
wear a nice suit. Which reminds
49:48
me of Batman randomly, but
49:50
kind of in reverse. Like if
49:52
you saw Bruce Wayne during the day, you'd never think he was
49:54
one of the baddest motherfuckers in Gotham City. Like
49:57
a real ass kicker. You'd just think he was a wealthy businessman,
49:59
you know, which he he also was. But
50:01
then he puts on the bat suit, starts
50:03
laying down the paint on some fools. He's
50:05
a whole new dude, you know, living with
50:08
these dual personas. Similarly, if
50:10
you saw a member of the Yakuza out
50:12
and about, especially a high ranking member, you
50:14
would just think they were a successful
50:17
and wealthy businessman. Pulling up at a
50:19
Bentley or whatever wearing a tailored Armani
50:21
suit. But they take off that suit.
50:23
They got a different kind of suit on underneath. It's
50:25
all gangster. When it reminds you they're
50:27
not only good with money, they're good with violence. These
50:31
gangsters do occasionally show their ink off at a
50:33
public baths or beaches, which signifies
50:35
their membership to everyone around them. That makes a
50:37
lot of fucking people nervous. 2017 Vice spoke with
50:40
Yoshido Nakano, aka
50:43
Horiyoshi the third, a Yokohama
50:45
based full body tattoo artist and legend
50:47
in the Japanese tattoo world. And
50:50
a dude who's done a lot of work on a lot of
50:52
high ranking members of the Yakuza. And
50:55
Horiyoshi said, well, actually a lot
50:57
of shit that someone contradicts what most articles will
50:59
say on the history of and meaning of traditional
51:01
Japanese tattoos and their association with
51:03
the underworld. He said in
51:05
Japan, these symbols hold deep connotations.
51:08
Criminality doesn't interest us. Neither
51:10
does plastic imitation or excuse
51:13
me, neither does plastic intimidation. Not
51:15
sure what he means by that. We don't get
51:17
tattoos to show off masculinity. A lot
51:19
of our designs contain a scene from a story. If
51:21
you wear the symbol of punishment as a tattoo, it's
51:23
not cool because it means you got arrested for something
51:26
small. In the Edo period, if
51:28
you committed a serious crime, you would have your head cut
51:30
off. It's weird talking about what's
51:32
cool when we talk about crime. He
51:35
also touched on why some people conceal their
51:37
tattoos, saying tattoo culture in Japan is still
51:39
taboo. But that's why the culture is beautiful.
51:41
Fireflies can only be seen at night.
51:44
Their beauty is only visible at night.
51:46
It isn't appreciated in daylight. When
51:48
something becomes a fashion, it isn't fascinating
51:51
anymore. In Western culture, it
51:53
might just be fashion or trendy. But in
51:55
Japan, we appreciate tattoos you can't see. And
51:57
that's why we think they're beautiful because it's
51:59
hidden. Japanese culture is about being in the
52:02
shadows. That's some
52:04
dope ass quotes. I love the line,
52:06
fireflies can only be seen at night. Maybe
52:09
that's why I think certain tattoos on certain women are so
52:11
sexy, right? Not everybody gets to see them. At
52:13
least not all of them. There's some fun mystery
52:15
there. Something special while being shown something like
52:18
a hidden beautiful design. Maybe that's
52:20
part of why I think Yakuza dudes with their tattoos look so bad
52:22
ass. All right, there's some fun
52:24
mystery there with what they're
52:27
covering up. All
52:29
right, I think that kind of covers the associated between tattoos
52:31
and the Yakuza well enough. So let's
52:33
move on. But I do highly
52:36
suggest just Google like these traditional
52:38
Japanese tattoos. Oh my
52:40
gosh, I can't remember now. I've said it a bunch
52:42
of times. I have to scroll back through my notes to remember the actual
52:45
word you got to put in there. Oh
52:48
my God, why is it so far up
52:50
there? My notes that
52:53
I said, I
52:55
started scrolling. I didn't think this would take so long.
52:58
There we go. Irazumi, it's I-R-E-Z-U-M-I.
53:04
Just take a little look online on
53:06
your phone or whatever. They
53:08
are just beautiful tattoos. Really,
53:12
really cool designs. Like their traditional
53:14
style, the artists over in Japan
53:16
who do them the best. I mean, yeah, they
53:18
just look fucking incredible. Okay,
53:21
I think I'm about caught up now with where I
53:23
was when I tried to jump back there
53:25
quickly and didn't do that. Referring
53:27
back to the interview with former member, Yoiyama
53:30
Shina, let's learn more about daily interactions
53:32
between lower level gangsters and their crime
53:34
bosses. Shina said, basically when
53:36
meeting the boss, the door at his house is always
53:38
open. Sometimes you would just walk into the door when
53:40
you wish, while in other cases you can
53:42
be summoned to come. Members usually meet
53:44
with their boss either once a week or once a
53:47
month to report on different matters. Members
53:49
are also expected to speak to their supervisors on the
53:51
phone once in the morning and once in the evening
53:53
to confirm they haven't been arrested and
53:55
that they accomplished whatever task they were assigned that day. The
53:58
head chief then passes his info. on to
54:00
the Gang Chief. It is
54:03
unforgivable to disobey the Gang Chief,
54:05
but it does happen and there are punishments that serve as
54:07
a form of forgiveness and allow a member to maintain their
54:10
position in the gang. According to
54:12
Shinya, the boss will
54:14
occasionally discipline subordinates in a manner of their
54:17
choosing. His particular boss had
54:19
a short temper, and he said if he
54:21
used drugs or he did something else that was forbidden, he
54:23
would get the shit kicked out of him. The
54:26
punishment most associated with the Yakuza is
54:29
a practice called Yōbit Sume. Yeah,
54:31
Yōbit Sume. A way to
54:34
redeem oneself by cutting off part of the
54:36
pinky finger on your left hand. Very
54:39
specific punishment. If
54:41
you watch a video of a bunch of Yakuza or
54:43
look at photos online of Yakuza, pay attention to
54:46
their hands, their left hand specifically. See how many
54:48
of them are missing a part of their pinky
54:50
finger. It's fucking crazy. This
54:52
tradition comes from the time when samurai regularly
54:55
carried katana swords, the pinky, very important
54:57
for maintaining control of the sword, so
54:59
removing the pinky represents a loss of
55:01
control. Shinya carried out
55:04
Yōbit Sume on himself after
55:06
he lied to his gang boss. He felt so
55:08
guilty that he cut off part of his pinky
55:10
finger. He didn't even get caught. He
55:13
just did it before he got caught, or in case he
55:15
got caught. Cut off part of
55:17
his pinky finger down to the first knuckle, brought
55:19
in that little bit of his finger to
55:21
his boss all wrapped up in cloth as an apology.
55:25
Only 20 years old at the time. Shinya
55:27
said there are two types of pain. It
55:29
hurts when you're told by your superiors to cut it off, but
55:32
it doesn't hurt when you feel bad about something and
55:34
cut it off yourself because there's a lot of adrenaline
55:36
kicking in from the remorse you feel by having to
55:38
bring them your finger. I
55:40
think it would hurt both ways personally. I'm
55:43
guessing if I did it myself because I felt that it
55:45
would still hurt, but okay. Shinya
55:47
said that some bosses keep the severed fingers
55:49
of the men working for them beneath them
55:51
in their offices. Or
55:53
like the men working beneath them in their offices. We'll
55:55
keep them in freezers, keep them in altars, bury
55:58
them sometimes under trees near a Shinto shrine. Keepin'
56:01
fuckin' severed fingertips in the office is wild. Imagine
56:03
going in for a meeting with your boss, and
56:06
they have a jar of rotting fingertips on their desk. That
56:08
would add a lot of extra stress to performance reviews. Hey
56:12
dude! Just nods over towards the
56:14
pinky jar. I really need you
56:16
to step it up on the Remington project. It
56:19
finishes on time, right? Comprende? Or,
56:22
you know, just makes a little slicey motion on his
56:24
pinky with what looks like a very sharp knife. If
56:28
a member commits another serious infraction, the second joint of the
56:30
pinky will now need to be amputated. After
56:32
that, the top of another finger gets cut off. And
56:35
if you have no fingers left to slice, well, that'll
56:37
never happen. Because if you have to
56:39
keep loping off fingers, you clearly fucking suck. Being
56:42
a gang member. You see
56:44
a Yakuza dude missing several fingers. You know,
56:46
that guy has a hard time not fucking
56:48
up. That guy's forgetful. He's
56:50
about to be out of the gang. You'll
56:52
beat Sume is the last step before a member is kicked out of
56:54
the gang. One 1993 survey
56:56
by the Japanese government found that 45%
56:59
of Yakuza members at that time had
57:01
severed finger joints. And
57:04
that 15% performed the act at least
57:06
twice. Essentially
57:08
half of these dudes had chopped off a part of
57:10
a finger. Also a big
57:12
drop from guys who cut off one finger tip
57:14
to guys who cut off more than that. That
57:17
goes to show how effective this is, right?
57:19
You have to cut off a part of your finger as opposed
57:22
to just saying like, oh, sorry about that. Probably
57:24
going to be a more effective deterrent towards
57:27
fucking up again. Right? Like,
57:29
like you lose your keys and as punishment,
57:32
you have to cut off part of your fucking finger. You're
57:34
probably not going to lose your keys again. Every
57:37
time you look at your hand, go to grab something, you're like, God,
57:39
God damn it. I can't ever lose my keys again. Holy
57:42
shit. Uh, Sheena also went over, uh,
57:44
some of the rules and members have to follow. There's
57:46
not that many, uh, they sound kind of vague,
57:49
but I guess they encompass so much. Loyalty
57:52
is like the most important rule. Yakuza members loyal
57:54
to their boss and group forbidden from hiding money
57:56
from the group or forbidden from going to police
57:58
testifying against a fellow. like you don't ever be
58:01
a rat. That's a good way to end up
58:03
dead. You should also not
58:05
commit petty crimes, such as shoplifting,
58:07
stealing from regular everyday people. That's not a big
58:09
rule. Don't commit stupid crimes. Don't commit crimes against
58:11
this common working man. No
58:14
drugs is another rule. Not
58:16
allowed to use drugs until recent decades. When the Yakuza
58:18
moved into the drug trade, you were
58:20
also not allowed to sell drugs. Some still adhere
58:23
to this. Respect another
58:25
big rule, Yakuza members, to be respectful to
58:27
all those who do not work against them,
58:30
and those who do not disrespect them. And
58:32
finally, no infighting. Yakuza members forbidden from disrupting
58:34
the harmony of the gang. Again,
58:37
not that many rules, but they're broad rules that I'm
58:39
sure can be interpreted in a lot of ways to
58:41
cover, you know, so much of what you're not allowed
58:43
to do. According to
58:45
authors Kaplan and Dubrow, Yakuza ethics and rules
58:48
have always been influenced by the Bushido, the
58:50
way of the warrior. They
58:52
prove their manliness by enduring pain, hunger,
58:54
and imprisonment, by living with honor, a
58:56
violent death, a life lost while helping
58:59
defend one's gang family viewed as
59:02
highly honorable. The Yakuza
59:04
also follow the concepts of giri and ninjō,
59:07
which have a strong impact on Japanese society. More broad, vague
59:10
terms here, but with a lot of
59:12
unwritten rules underneath them, I'm sure. Giri
59:14
means obligation or a strong sense of
59:17
duty. Ninjō means human
59:19
feeling or emotion, interpreted
59:22
as generosity towards the weak and
59:24
disadvantaged. So how is
59:26
it possible to live by these ethical moral codes, but
59:29
also make your money through crime? Well,
59:31
I'm not sure it is always possible to do both, but it
59:33
seems like a lot of these guys do try in certain ways.
59:36
Yu Yamashina explains some of the ways Yakuza make
59:38
money. Sheena said that if
59:40
you ask the Yakuza for help, they will assist you.
59:43
Then he says, quote, but after that, things become difficult. They
59:46
start saying that since they helped you at the time, you
59:49
must pay back for the aid you got. So
59:51
like with most gifts in life, there are strings
59:53
attached, heavy strings in this case. Some
59:56
people will try to disappear without paying the Yakuza
59:58
back. Doesn't sound like it works. out real well
1:00:00
for them most of the time. Xinyu claimed that
1:00:02
in his gang, this one dude who ran away
1:00:04
without paying his debts was later found. And
1:00:07
then for his punishment, he was sold as
1:00:09
a slave for 3 million yen, about 20,000
1:00:12
US dollars, sent to a different country
1:00:14
where his master was able to do whatever the fuck he
1:00:16
wanted to him. Yikes!
1:00:18
Jesus. Yakuza make
1:00:21
a lot of their money through security arrangements
1:00:23
with clubs and bars. So, you know, protection
1:00:25
packets, just like the Italian Mafia in America.
1:00:28
Pay us as much money a month, we will
1:00:30
protect you from people exactly like us. Fun
1:00:33
little shakedown. Club owners who are
1:00:35
protected can call the Yakuza when drunk or rowdy customers are
1:00:37
causing trouble and they'll swing by and fix shit. Which
1:00:39
is great, but what if the Yakuza themselves
1:00:42
are causing the trouble? Then who
1:00:44
do you call? This income stream
1:00:46
avenue has dried up more in recent
1:00:48
years as the police have become more active in protecting
1:00:50
small businesses and fighting back against the Yakuza. This is
1:00:52
just very recent. The most profitable
1:00:54
industry now is trafficking drugs, but some Yakuza gangs
1:00:56
still won't do this due to tradition of staying
1:00:58
away from drugs. Another profitable venture
1:01:00
is arm smuggling. Guns are
1:01:03
illegal for any private citizens to own in Japan, but the
1:01:05
Yakuza are able to smuggle them into the country, obviously
1:01:07
use them themselves, but also sell them. Shinya
1:01:10
explained that most members have multiple streams of income.
1:01:12
For example, he said he had some sort of
1:01:14
business that involved sex work, so he
1:01:16
was some type of pimp and he
1:01:19
made money through blackmail, possibly related
1:01:21
to his pimp game. Then he
1:01:23
used money from that to fund a legitimate construction
1:01:25
business or at least quasi legitimate, strongly
1:01:27
assuming he laundered a lot of sex work
1:01:29
and blackmail money through the construction company. He said
1:01:33
he made at least 4 million yen per month, which
1:01:35
actually sounds like more than it is. It's the equivalent
1:01:37
currently of a little over 14,000 US
1:01:39
dollars a month. Not a crazy
1:01:41
amount, but he was just one gangster and many in his
1:01:43
Yakuza family. And they're all funneling
1:01:45
a lot of this money up at the top.
1:01:47
In order to keep law enforcement off their backs,
1:01:49
the Yakuza bribed public officials, the police also get
1:01:51
their own members hired by the police or elected
1:01:53
or appointed into political positions when possible. All
1:01:56
right, now that we know a bit more about how the
1:01:58
Yakuza work, Let's enter our
1:02:00
timeline of their mysterious origins, infamous
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on those boots, soldier. We're
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marching down a time suck
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timeline. It
1:05:39
is commonly accepted that the Yakuza originated during
1:05:42
the early years of the Edo period, Edo
1:05:45
period, a period which began in 1603. The
1:05:49
Yakuza evolved from a few groups, small time
1:05:51
outlaws, gamblers and gankers in feudal Japan. According
1:05:54
to Kaplan and Dubrow's book, Yakuza, Japan's
1:05:56
criminal underworld, to the commoners of
1:05:58
feudal Japan, they were known as Kabuko
1:06:01
Mono, the crazy ones, and
1:06:04
as early as 1612 they began attracting the attention
1:06:06
of local officials. Like
1:06:08
rebels of a more recent era, they
1:06:10
wore outlandish costumes and strange haircuts. Their
1:06:13
behavior was often equally bizarre. At
1:06:17
their sides hung remarkably long swords that nearly
1:06:19
trailed along the ground as the outlaw swaggered
1:06:21
to the streets of old Japan. Terrorizing
1:06:23
the defenseless town's people almost at
1:06:25
will, these outlaws were not
1:06:28
above using them to practice Tuji
1:06:31
Giri, a hideous rite in
1:06:33
which a samurai would waylay a passerby
1:06:36
just to test out a new blade. Just
1:06:38
fucking slicing some unarmed stranger down just to make sure
1:06:40
your new sword is sharp enough for battle. That
1:06:43
is cold-blooded and ridiculous, and I think we talked about that in the samurai
1:06:45
episode I did a while back. Imagine losing your dad
1:06:47
that way. Uh, wait, what? How
1:06:50
did your dad die? Huh,
1:06:52
some guy just testing a new sword out,
1:06:54
walking by carrying a basket of apples, and
1:06:57
his dad's head chopped off. At
1:06:59
least he didn't die in vain, I guess. I heard the guy
1:07:01
was super happy about how sharp his new sword was. The
1:07:05
Kabuko Mono were the crime
1:07:07
gangs of medieval Japan. They were also called
1:07:09
Hatamoto Yako, meaning the servants of the shogun.
1:07:12
They called themselves things like the All Gods
1:07:14
Gang. They swore loyalty to their group over
1:07:17
their own families. Very typical
1:07:19
gang mentality. In the
1:07:21
17th century, you're in the peaceful Takugawa
1:07:23
shogunuts. Up to 500,000 samurai
1:07:25
were unemployed. And restless, not a
1:07:27
good combo for samurai. Many
1:07:29
of them joined the merchant class, settled in
1:07:32
large villages in Osaka, Tokyo, and Nagoya. Many
1:07:35
of the Kabuki, Kabuko, Mono, the
1:07:37
crazy ones, were once
1:07:40
samurai. They were caught within
1:07:42
a rigid medieval society about to enter
1:07:44
a 200-year period of self-imposed isolation, with
1:07:47
few opportunities beyond those offered by street
1:07:49
fighting, robbery, and terror. battle.
1:08:01
They looted as they traveled the countryside, were normally
1:08:03
taken in by another feudal lord's army. Now
1:08:06
outlaw gangs developed during these generally peaceful times
1:08:08
for samurai who could not adapt to a
1:08:10
regular civilian life. According
1:08:12
again to authors Kaplan and Dubrow, the
1:08:14
Yakuza are more closely related to the
1:08:17
Machiyako and who were
1:08:19
once enemies, excuse me, of the Hatamoto
1:08:21
Yako. Kaplan and Dubrow
1:08:23
wrote, these were bands of young townsmen
1:08:25
who as fear and resentment grew, formed
1:08:27
to fend off the increasing attacks of
1:08:29
the Hatamoto Yako. At
1:08:32
times they sported the same odd habits
1:08:34
as their opponents, but their leaders were
1:08:36
often of a different stock. They were
1:08:38
clerks, shopkeepers, innkeepers, artisans. Others
1:08:40
were laborers rounded up by local construction
1:08:42
bosses, including a good many homeless wanderers
1:08:44
and stray samurai. Like the
1:08:46
gangs of today, the Machiyako were adept at
1:08:49
gambling and developed a close relationship with their
1:08:51
leaders that may have well been a precedent
1:08:53
for the tightly organized Yakuza. The
1:08:56
townspeople supported the Machiyako and were pleased
1:08:58
to see them standing up to these
1:09:00
roaming fucking random sword cutting down people
1:09:02
rebel samurai. Both Yako
1:09:04
groups then later disappeared after numerous
1:09:07
crackdowns by the shogunate government. For
1:09:09
example, a branch of the All Gods gang in Tokyo came
1:09:11
to an end in 1868 when
1:09:13
officials rounded up 300 members and had
1:09:15
them all quickly executed. Shit,
1:09:18
that is a very efficient way to get rid
1:09:20
of a big gang quick. Kill
1:09:22
them all. The Machiyako became folk heroes
1:09:25
in Japanese history. Robin Hood
1:09:27
associations are mostly due to portrayals from
1:09:29
the 18th century where they were viewed
1:09:31
as chivalrous commoners. The
1:09:33
Yakuza are also closely associated with
1:09:35
two groups of people from this
1:09:37
era, the tekea, street peddlers, and
1:09:40
the bakuto gamblers. Some
1:09:42
members of the Japanese police force still use
1:09:44
these terms to classify the Yakuza. The
1:09:47
tekea and bakuto were often poor, landless people
1:09:49
who did not quite fit in with the
1:09:51
rest of Japanese society. Each
1:09:53
group had an area of control stuck to it, which
1:09:56
meant there wasn't much conflict between the two. The
1:09:59
bakuto... operated gambling establishments along
1:10:01
Japan's highways and in towns, and the
1:10:03
tekaua worked in town markets and fairs.
1:10:06
Origins of the tekia are pretty obscure.
1:10:09
They were first called yashi, which connotes
1:10:12
banditry, meaning it's possible they evolved
1:10:14
from the Ronan outlaws of the countryside. The
1:10:16
most widely accepted theory is connected to the patron
1:10:19
god Shinō, a Chinese god of agriculture
1:10:21
that discovered medicine to help the sick and the
1:10:23
poor. According to this legend,
1:10:25
the yashi were groups of medicine peddlers, but
1:10:27
the name was applied to different kinds of peddlers then.
1:10:31
By the mid-1700s, the tekaua formed gangs
1:10:33
for mutual interest and protection. They
1:10:36
established control over their booths in the
1:10:38
markets outside temples and shrines. For
1:10:40
some reason, this all makes me picture gangs forming at
1:10:42
a farmer's market, which makes
1:10:44
me picture a lot of rampant crime at
1:10:46
the farmer's market and as someone who regularly goes to the
1:10:49
farmer's market, that is hilarious to me. Oh
1:10:52
god, those fuckers just ran off
1:10:54
with all of Becky's organic, locally harvested lion's
1:10:56
mane mushrooms, and they took most
1:10:58
of Clint's hand-carved wooden Middle Earth figurines. Oh
1:11:01
no, they literally just set fire to
1:11:03
the booth at Jim and Wanda's die-in
1:11:05
fragrance-free handmade soap share with Rocky's free-range
1:11:08
bison sausage. This has to stop. We
1:11:11
need guns and swords, and
1:11:13
a former gang is going to kill these motherfuckers
1:11:15
that think they can keep terrorizing the Wednesday afternoon
1:11:18
3rd Street farmer's market. Kaplan
1:11:20
and Dubrow also wrote about the
1:11:22
tekaua scam saying they were men
1:11:24
with a well-deserved ... Sorry, I can't stop fucking
1:11:26
thinking about the local Hayden farmer
1:11:28
market around Coeur d'Alene. Just fucking
1:11:31
chaos, just samurais, lop people's heads off,
1:11:34
defending the sourdough bread that somebody
1:11:37
makes down the street, whatever. Kaplan
1:11:39
and Dubrow also wrote about the tekaua scam
1:11:42
saying that they were men with a well-deserved
1:11:44
reputation for shoddy goods and deceptive salesmanship, a
1:11:46
tradition that survives today amongst
1:11:48
the nation's thousands of tekaua members. The early peddlers
1:11:51
developed a proven repertoire of cheating techniques. They
1:11:54
would lie about the quality and origin of a product, act
1:11:56
drunk, and make a show of selling items cheaply so customers
1:11:58
would believe they didn't know what to do. they were doing
1:12:01
or excuse me or delude
1:12:03
the customer with
1:12:05
such enterprising tricks as selling miniature
1:12:07
trees bonsai trees without
1:12:09
roots what
1:12:13
a scam involving bonsai trees without roots that
1:12:15
is also hilarious to me that
1:12:18
sounds like a scam you would run in a
1:12:20
farmer's market like instead of just
1:12:22
taking so much time to carefully craft a tiny
1:12:24
tree these assholes were just i don't know
1:12:26
just getting a bunch of fucking little twigs you
1:12:28
know gluing them together gluing some leaves
1:12:30
to the twigs add maybe a bit of gravel
1:12:32
underneath to look like scaled down big rocks under
1:12:35
the normal size tree and just selling
1:12:37
that shit to suckers they
1:12:39
got me thinking about these bonsai trees i wasted way too
1:12:41
much time on getting this show ready to record on bonsai
1:12:44
tree articles and videos after
1:12:46
this little thing coming up did
1:12:48
you know that you can make any tree
1:12:51
a bonsai tree that's what the internet
1:12:53
said i did not know that i
1:12:55
thought there were special kinds of trees that were just
1:12:57
miniature like
1:13:00
there's just little trees out there like if you planted
1:13:02
them in your yard you wouldn't have to do a
1:13:04
lot they would just grow to be tiny
1:13:06
you just get like bonsai tree seeds and
1:13:08
you just grow your little tiny tree it would just
1:13:10
look like a miniature version of a bigger tree no
1:13:12
i guess that's not how it works it's a lot harder than that
1:13:15
but but there's more variety you can just
1:13:17
make a tree tiny even i
1:13:19
was like get the fuck out even an orange tree
1:13:22
i found videos of this and then you can eat tiny
1:13:24
orange the oranges themselves get tinier the shit blew
1:13:26
my mind i watched a whole video of this
1:13:28
woman picking and eating tiny
1:13:30
oranges of her miniature bonsai orange
1:13:33
tree no idea what she was fucking
1:13:35
saying because her accent was super thick but she
1:13:37
seemed very happy she seemed to enjoy them they look tasty
1:13:40
and now i kind of wish i had a greenhouse full lots of
1:13:42
tiny fruit trees and then when i
1:13:44
want a snack you know i just head out uh it's my
1:13:46
greenhouse and i just eat a fucking shit ton of little oranges
1:13:48
or a bunch of tiny apples or
1:13:50
pears whatever and i get to feel like a god
1:13:52
like a fucking powerful giant god they
1:13:55
look down on my full-sized trees look tiny to
1:13:57
my powerful self uh growing these trees a lot work
1:13:59
though so I'm not gonna do that but it's
1:14:01
fun to think about sorry anyway
1:14:04
the tequil organized themselves against uh
1:14:06
excuse me the organized themselves in
1:14:09
feudal rankings the oyuban the
1:14:12
underboss the officers enlisted men apprentices the
1:14:15
oyuban's home served as a gang headquarters and the training
1:14:17
center for new members who lived in his home to
1:14:19
learn the business the enlisted men
1:14:21
were required to sell the bosses goods little
1:14:23
fucking shitty ass tricky bonsai treat and
1:14:25
posture stuff they were not admitted as
1:14:27
full members until they got the desired results and
1:14:30
the peddlers had to follow the so-called three
1:14:32
commandments of tequil do
1:14:35
not touch the wife of another member this is the first a
1:14:38
rule established because wives were left alone for long periods
1:14:40
while their husbands went peddling second
1:14:43
do not reveal the secret to the organization of the police and
1:14:46
the third keep strict loyalty to
1:14:48
the oyuban-koban relationship rules
1:14:50
two and three seem super obvious to me for
1:14:53
a criminal organization you know don't rat us
1:14:55
out to the police yeah yeah sure you know stay true to
1:14:57
the group yeah first rule cracks me up
1:14:59
though clearly a lot of
1:15:01
fucking other dudes wives was a problem was going
1:15:03
on for that rule to need to be included
1:15:05
just goddamn it's kashi seriously now you
1:15:08
fuck suki's wife and the tatsuyo's wife god
1:15:10
damn it well sir I
1:15:12
mean technically there's no rule against it
1:15:14
well they're not now there's a rule now
1:15:17
I have three rules you fucking idiot no
1:15:19
wife fuck that's rule number one now god
1:15:22
you're lucky you're very good at growing lots of tiny plum
1:15:24
trees full of delicious grape-sized plums right I'd fucking kill
1:15:26
you right now the oyuban
1:15:28
controlled the allocation of stalls of the markets
1:15:31
the availability of certain goods they
1:15:33
collected rents protection money paid the fee the Templar
1:15:36
shrine kept the difference the tekia
1:15:38
also demanded payments from other peddlers to open up
1:15:40
stalls you're not gonna sell that sourdough here unless
1:15:42
you give me fucking a hundred yen whatever
1:15:46
they stole from a from or assaulted those who refused
1:15:48
to pay the tekia did fight
1:15:50
they would fight over territory but in general the different
1:15:53
bosses cooperated with one another the
1:15:55
tekia's work mostly legal and from 1735
1:15:58
to 1740 feudal authorities granted
1:16:00
them official recognition. In an
1:16:02
effort to reduce fraud, the government appointed several Ouban
1:16:05
as supervisors, even gave them a surname and two
1:16:07
sorts, which gave them equivalent
1:16:09
status to a samurai. Pretty
1:16:12
badass. This recognition and the rapid growth of
1:16:14
towns in the 18th century allowed Tequilla to
1:16:16
expand. Some of the
1:16:18
Tequilla began organizing their own fairs
1:16:20
slash festivals with circus side shows,
1:16:23
stands that sell fruit, gifts, other
1:16:25
household items, stuff like a beefed
1:16:28
up farmer's market. Fucking love this is all happening at
1:16:30
farmer's markets. They also developed new
1:16:32
criminal underworld at the farmer's
1:16:34
markets. The merchants took in wanted criminals
1:16:36
and fugitives, established protection rackets. Joining
1:16:39
the Tequilla provided a way out
1:16:42
of poverty for many recently released criminals and
1:16:44
some upward mobility for a whole class of
1:16:46
people called the barakamen, which
1:16:48
translates to village people who
1:16:50
were considered polluted or even non-human because
1:16:53
they did dirty jobs like undertaking or
1:16:55
working with leather as a random example
1:16:57
of a filthy job. Oh, you work with
1:16:59
leather? Okay, subhuman. Fucking get out of here,
1:17:01
you monster. Legal discrimination
1:17:04
against barakamen ended in 1871,
1:17:07
but Japanese society's derogatory view of them
1:17:09
continues actually to this day. So
1:17:11
weird. Let's now shift
1:17:13
focus to the bakuto. The
1:17:15
first gambling gangs were recruited by government
1:17:18
officials and local bosses under the Takagawa
1:17:20
administration who were responsible for irrigation and
1:17:22
construction. They're required to pay the workers, but
1:17:24
in an effort to get some of their money back, they
1:17:27
hired outlaws, laborers, and farmers to
1:17:29
gamble with those workers. So
1:17:31
they would pay the workers and then,
1:17:33
you know, have some gamblers hustle their workers
1:17:35
to get the money they just paid the
1:17:37
workers back. According to Kaplan
1:17:39
and Dubrow, they hired gamblers gradually began, the
1:17:42
hired gamblers gradually began attracting misfit
1:17:44
merchant and artisans, as well
1:17:47
as Japanese of higher status, such as samurai
1:17:49
and sumo wrestlers. Oh, hell yeah. Good fucking
1:17:51
samurai. Got sumo wrestlers, got the farmer's market
1:17:53
people. You got these fucking con artist gamblers
1:17:56
all hanging out in the same space as
1:17:59
the organized into discipline. These early gamblers
1:18:01
found their niche among the nation's great trunk
1:18:03
roads where their colorful lives formed the basis
1:18:05
for countless tales of old Japan Criminologist
1:18:09
Kanahiro Yoshino called the
1:18:12
Bakuto the kernel of organized crime
1:18:14
groups in Japan The
1:18:16
bakuto set up gambling houses along the highways Which
1:18:19
were often frequented by wealthy noblemen
1:18:21
who got their asses hustled It
1:18:24
was inside these gambling houses at the word Yakuza
1:18:26
was created Kaplan and Dubrow discussed
1:18:28
the origin of the word Yakuza in their book
1:18:30
writing According to the
1:18:32
most widely held belief the term derived
1:18:35
from the worst possible score in the
1:18:37
card game Hanafuda The
1:18:39
flower cards three cards are dealt per
1:18:41
player in the game and the last digit of
1:18:43
their total counts as a number of Their hand
1:18:45
therefore with a hand of 20 the worst score
1:18:47
one's total is zero Among
1:18:49
the losing combinations a sequence of 8 9 3
1:18:52
or in Japanese. Yeah, Koo saw The
1:18:56
losing combination of Yakuza came to be used
1:18:58
widely amongst the early gambling gangs to denote
1:19:00
something useless It was later
1:19:02
applied to the gamblers themselves to mean
1:19:05
they were useless to society. They were born
1:19:07
to lose I'm a fucking rebel
1:19:09
daddy For years the
1:19:11
word was limited to the bakuto gangs There
1:19:14
are still purists today amongst the
1:19:16
Japanese underworld who insisted only true
1:19:18
Yakuza are traditional gamblers As
1:19:21
the 20th century progressed however The word gradually
1:19:23
received wide use by the general public as
1:19:25
a name for bakuto tekia and
1:19:27
a host of other organized crime groups in Japan
1:19:31
and before moving forward I should add that
1:19:33
Kaplan and Dubrow fucked up a little bit,
1:19:35
but at least one thing The
1:19:37
Hanafuda is a type of playing card, but a
1:19:39
bit smaller than Western playing cards with a flowery
1:19:41
design on the back But
1:19:44
that's not the game. They're very pretty the name
1:19:46
of the actual Japanese card game from which the
1:19:48
word Yakuza comes from is Ochi Kabu
1:19:52
Oi, wait you wait you Kabu.
1:19:55
Okay. Now that we know the etymology of the word
1:19:57
back to the bakuto Like the
1:19:59
tekia the bakuto had their own code of
1:20:01
conduct, followed the Oyuban
1:20:04
Koban system. Promotions
1:20:07
within the ranks were based on performances
1:20:09
during fights, gambling skills, loyalty to the
1:20:11
Oyuban. Those who showed cowardice, disobeyed the
1:20:13
rules, or revealed gang secrets, were killed
1:20:16
or kicked out. Some
1:20:18
of the worst offenses a member could commit were rape
1:20:20
or petty theft. Weird
1:20:22
that those were looked on equally, at least
1:20:24
they seem to be. This one source. Bob,
1:20:26
you stole Mrs. Anderson's garden gnomes. And
1:20:29
for that serious crime, you are banished,
1:20:31
never to return to our gang. And
1:20:34
Johnny, you held down Mrs. Anderson and violently
1:20:36
raped her, which is just as bad as
1:20:38
what Bob did. You too are banished. Once
1:20:42
a member was banished, the Oyuban informed other
1:20:44
groups that the individual was no longer welcome,
1:20:47
which meant he couldn't even join other bands. That
1:20:49
tradition is still practiced today. When
1:20:52
you kicked out of the Yakuza, you're generally done with that
1:20:54
life forever. No other gang is likely to take you. At
1:20:56
least no other gang affiliated with the Yakuza. You
1:20:59
have a stain of dishonor upon you. The
1:21:02
bakuto were the ones to introduce. Yobitsume, that fucking
1:21:04
crazy severing of the top joint of the
1:21:06
pinky on the left hand, is a penance. As
1:21:09
mentioned, Yobitsume made it difficult to grasp
1:21:12
a sword for self-defense, which
1:21:14
made the member more dependent on their Oyuban for
1:21:16
protection. The finger-cutting practice eventually
1:21:18
spread over to the tekia and other criminal
1:21:20
groups. Also, the bakuto took
1:21:23
this pinky chopping ritual from the brothels
1:21:25
of Edo, where women would
1:21:27
voluntarily snip off their pinkies to prove
1:21:29
devotion to their true loves. How
1:21:32
about with that suck to do that?
1:21:35
And then the guy's like, oh shit,
1:21:37
this is whoa. This is, this is
1:21:39
Aki Waki. Oh man, I don't, I
1:21:41
don't feel that way about you. Maybe
1:21:44
you can glue back on. Don't cry. You can glue back
1:21:46
on. I have a cousin who's really good at making fake
1:21:48
bonsai treats. They can probably help you. The
1:21:51
bakuto also were the ones to first adopt
1:21:53
the tradition of tattooing their bodies, which the
1:21:55
tekia then followed. Now let's
1:21:58
get personal. Let's meet one of the most famous Yakuza
1:22:00
fans. who's a member of all time, a folk hero
1:22:02
in Japan. Arguably Japan's
1:22:04
most famous gangster ever, a man named
1:22:07
Shimicho no Hirocho, was
1:22:10
born in the early 19th century. Hirocho
1:22:12
was the son of a sailor. He was born
1:22:15
on a very special day, Japanese first, Japanese
1:22:17
first, 1820 to be exact, in
1:22:19
the seaport of Shimicho, which lies
1:22:22
along the Tokaido Highway between Tokyo
1:22:24
and Yokohama. His birth
1:22:26
date is interesting because in traditional Japanese culture,
1:22:29
it was commonly believed for a long time that baby boys, born
1:22:32
on New Year's Day, would grow
1:22:34
up to have one of two fates and only
1:22:36
one of two fates. They
1:22:38
would either be wildly successful heroic men
1:22:41
or despicable villains of the worst
1:22:43
kind, nothing in between. Hirocho
1:22:47
would kind of grow up to be both though. Hirocho's
1:22:50
father bought into this weird, superstitious belief so fully
1:22:52
he decided he didn't want to take the risk
1:22:54
of having a shameful outlaw for his son, and
1:22:56
he gave a son up for adoption to a
1:22:59
wealthy, clearly less superstitious relative. Hirocho
1:23:01
was reportedly a terror as a boy, but then as a
1:23:03
young teen, he calmed down, started learning the
1:23:05
family rice business. Then Hirocho's adoptive
1:23:07
father died when he was 16 and
1:23:10
he inherited the family business. And he worked
1:23:12
as a rice merchant until the age of 20. According
1:23:14
to legend, one day he discovered a monk standing in
1:23:17
his doorway. The monk warned him he was gonna
1:23:19
die before he turned 26. That
1:23:21
is, that's weird. That's a weird thing to happen. There's
1:23:24
a lot of weird shit going on in Japan. I
1:23:26
wish we had a little more info about this part of the story.
1:23:28
Who the fuck is this crazy ass monk? Why
1:23:31
would anyone listen to his weird ass? Did
1:23:33
he knock on every door he passed, tell everyone he
1:23:35
spoke with when they were gonna die? That
1:23:37
was just his thing. Would he just say that
1:23:39
out the gate? No, hello, how are you doing? No,
1:23:42
can I use your bathroom? No, he just opened up the
1:23:44
door and some motherfucker went in a row and was like,
1:23:46
32, you're dying at 32? Ah,
1:23:48
fuck, get out here, death monk, go on, get. Yeah.
1:23:52
Was anyone keeping track of his predictions, doing any fact
1:23:54
checking? Was he really a monk or
1:23:56
just a lunatic with a monk costume on? Right,
1:23:59
do you know? He's out there wandering around eventually he's
1:24:01
gonna come and tell your fate. Can you bargain with
1:24:03
him? Can you ask him to extend your life expectancy
1:24:05
in exchange for you not killing him on the spot
1:24:08
for whatever reason? He wrote Joe believed this
1:24:10
weirdo According to legends and
1:24:12
and decided that if his life is gonna be short
1:24:15
He wanted to make the most of it. He was bored
1:24:17
with his career selling rice. He wanted to change I
1:24:19
wish I get you know selling rice feels
1:24:22
boring sounds boring. It's like a boring
1:24:24
job Maybe it's lucrative, but probably a little
1:24:26
boring So he joined joins
1:24:28
up with some gamblers in shimmy show He
1:24:31
wrote show eventually leaves his wife and family business behind
1:24:33
for good with his new way a new life here
1:24:35
He spends next three years just traveling just fucking wandering
1:24:37
around the country earning a reputation
1:24:39
as a fighter mediator leader When
1:24:42
he returns to shimmy show Organizes his own gang
1:24:44
now made up a so-called street tufts construction workers
1:24:46
in Ronin at his peak as Yang will have
1:24:49
600 members He
1:24:51
wrote show will have influence over eight coastal
1:24:53
stations from the Fuji River near Tokyo to
1:24:55
the OI River no Kyoto and During
1:24:58
a time of a lot of police corruption his men act as
1:25:00
law enforcement He wrote showed his
1:25:02
gang are regarded as honorable men who protect the
1:25:04
common people from the samurai and their feudal lords
1:25:08
the height of Hirocho's power occurs at the end of the
1:25:11
Takugawa Shogunate Nobles
1:25:13
and merchants wanted to change their displeasure was heightened
1:25:15
by the shoguns decision to open up the country
1:25:17
to Western trading on Top of
1:25:19
this peasants were rebelling against the oppressive regime
1:25:22
There was a movement on both sides to install
1:25:24
the Emperor as a head of state once again
1:25:26
Hirocho sided with the nobles and peasants which was
1:25:28
the right decision He became
1:25:30
a powerful leader during the early Meiji restoration
1:25:33
and promoted national improvements in farming fishing and
1:25:35
city development also continued running
1:25:37
his gambling operations and Established a
1:25:39
prison and had his gangsters keep law
1:25:41
and order even started one of the
1:25:44
first English schools in the country He
1:25:46
wrote rather than died in 1893 at the age of 73 Mad
1:25:49
monk was way off Thousands
1:25:52
of people still visit his grave every year and he
1:25:54
reportedly has a Shinto shrine at the base of Mount
1:25:56
Fuji Walking nobly on both sides
1:25:58
of the law Orocho embodies
1:26:00
the old values of the
1:26:02
Yakuza. The
1:26:05
Yakuza then experienced a major shift in the late
1:26:07
19th century along with the rest of Japan during
1:26:09
the start of the Meiji
1:26:12
Restoration. During the Meiji Restoration,
1:26:15
all the pent-up commercial and intellectual power of
1:26:17
Japan would be released and the Japanese would
1:26:19
perform their first economic miracle, breaking
1:26:21
away the last bonds of feudalism and
1:26:23
swiftly transforming their country into an industrial
1:26:26
power. By the turn of
1:26:28
the 20th century, Japan was a fully modern society with a
1:26:30
population of 45 million people. From
1:26:32
1890 to 1914, industrial production
1:26:35
doubled, the number of factories
1:26:37
tripled. Japan also established its
1:26:39
first parliament and political parties and greatly strengthened its
1:26:41
military, a military that would damn near help take
1:26:43
over the fucking world in World War II. The
1:26:47
Yakuza grew and adopted and evolved
1:26:49
along with the rest of the country. Gambling
1:26:52
was still one of their main sources of income,
1:26:54
but the Meiji Restoration brought more police crackdowns on
1:26:56
gambling, and many bosses started
1:26:58
now to go into legitimate businesses, often
1:27:01
as fronts for gambling, and
1:27:03
the Yakuza started paying off the police. Gangs
1:27:07
also began organizing laborers for construction jobs in
1:27:09
large cities, recruiting dock workers in the nation's
1:27:11
ports, just like the mafia in America. The
1:27:14
Yakuza would use labor unions for everything
1:27:16
from extortion, bribery, and embezzlement to price-fixing
1:27:19
and kickbacks. You can skim a lot
1:27:21
of money off the top of a big
1:27:23
construction project. Even if you control
1:27:25
the ports, it's a hell of a lot easier to
1:27:27
import illicit materials like
1:27:30
various drugs and guns. In
1:27:32
the later 19th and early 20th centuries, bakuto
1:27:35
gamblers retreated into underground gambling rings,
1:27:37
while the tekiya thrived because their
1:27:39
profession was legal. They're still
1:27:41
one of those farmer's markets, baby. Growing
1:27:43
number of Yakuza families developed close ties with government
1:27:46
officials as they knew that working with rather than
1:27:48
against the government was the key to success. A
1:27:51
spirit of ultra-nationalism among the Yakuza began to show
1:27:53
itself in the 1880s. The
1:27:56
movement originated in Kyoshu, the
1:27:58
southernmost of Japan's four major countries. islands.
1:28:01
At this time Kyoshu was a poor fishing
1:28:03
and coal mining region and also home to
1:28:05
a large community of former samurai. Politicians
1:28:08
who didn't support the Meiji restoration appealed
1:28:10
to the ex-warriors discussed with the new
1:28:12
regime. The city of Fukuoka,
1:28:15
yeah Fuku-Oku, Fuku-oh my god
1:28:18
Fukuoka, there we go, was
1:28:21
a hotspot for anti-government sentiments at the time
1:28:23
and became the center of militarism and patriotism.
1:28:25
One legendary Yakuza, an ultra-nationalistic
1:28:28
gangster, got his start
1:28:30
in Fukuoka, a man
1:28:32
named Toyamo Mitsuru. He was
1:28:34
one of the first in Japan to combine
1:28:37
organized crime and politics. Toyamo
1:28:39
was born in 1855, third
1:28:41
son of an obscure poor samurai family, grew
1:28:44
up in poverty, sold sweet potatoes on the
1:28:46
streets, described as a street smart
1:28:49
teen who idolized the samurai. He
1:28:51
became interested in politics in his early 20s, he
1:28:53
participated in one of the last samurai uprisings and
1:28:55
was sentenced to three years in jail. When
1:28:58
he was released he joined a nationalist group
1:29:00
called the Pride and Patriotism Society where he
1:29:02
developed a small following. Kaplan
1:29:05
and Dubrow wrote about him saying, Toyama
1:29:07
took to the streets and set about
1:29:09
organizing the listless tufts of
1:29:12
Fukuoka. His men became
1:29:14
both a disciplined workforce and a tough fighting
1:29:16
force used to keep labor unrest at a
1:29:18
minimum in the region's coal mines. Toyama
1:29:21
was another Robin Hood figure amongst the Yakuza.
1:29:23
Known for handing out money in the streets
1:29:26
literally, earned him the nickname Emperor
1:29:28
of the Slums, also earned him
1:29:30
the respect of local politicians who wanted to capitalize on
1:29:32
his popularity with the poor. Toyama
1:29:34
used his newfound power to found the Dark
1:29:36
Ocean Society aka Genyosha in 1881. The Genyosha
1:29:39
was a federation
1:29:42
of nationalist societies that would be
1:29:44
the forerunner of Japan's modern secret
1:29:46
societies and patriotic groups. The
1:29:49
articles of the group's charter required members to
1:29:51
revere the Emperor, love and respect
1:29:53
the nation and defend the people's rights. Toyama
1:29:55
created a patriotic social order that
1:29:58
attracted former samurai, his family, and
1:30:00
his family. became a paramilitary force
1:30:02
for nationalistic politicians, utilizing terror, blackmail,
1:30:04
and assassinations to get their way.
1:30:07
Tuyama's followers worked as bodyguards for
1:30:09
government officials and used violent persuasion
1:30:11
to influence politicians. At the
1:30:13
same time, some members of the Dark Ocean
1:30:15
Society worked as skilled laborers and were members
1:30:17
of unions affiliated with the society. They
1:30:20
believed they were high-class gangsters different
1:30:22
from Tekiya and Bakuto. Genyosha
1:30:25
agents were sent to China, Korea,
1:30:27
Manchuria as spies. They operated schools
1:30:29
to train children in their ultra-nationalistic
1:30:31
beliefs. Genyosha agents studied
1:30:33
martial arts, language, spying techniques.
1:30:36
They later formed the basis of Japan's
1:30:38
intelligence network before World War II. Tuyama's
1:30:41
men were used to subdue political
1:30:43
unrest, intimidate political candidates and voters,
1:30:46
suppress laborers, and punish citizens.
1:30:49
Tuyama used the money he earned to start
1:30:51
his campaign of terror and assassination aimed at
1:30:53
achieving a new social order in Japan. Fuckers
1:30:56
were powerful. Genyosha once threw a
1:30:58
bomb into the carriage of a foreign minister,
1:31:00
stabbed a liberal politician, and murdered
1:31:02
one of the Meiji's best statesmen. When
1:31:04
Japan held a national election in 1892, Genyosha
1:31:07
made sure to insert themselves into it heavily.
1:31:10
This was the first large-scale cooperation between
1:31:12
the right wing and the underworld. Tuyama
1:31:14
called on a gang leader in Kumamoto,
1:31:16
who sent him 300 men as reinforcements.
1:31:19
The gangsters joined with the local police, who
1:31:21
were mobilized by the Minister of Home Affairs
1:31:23
to harass political opponents and dissident
1:31:26
voters. As written by Kaplan and
1:31:28
Dubrow, the result was the bloodiest election in Japanese
1:31:30
history, with scores dead and hundreds
1:31:32
wounded. Genyosha, for its part,
1:31:34
stated openly in its official account that
1:31:36
the purpose of the Fukuoka campaign
1:31:39
was to uproot all democratic and liberal
1:31:41
organizations in the region. By
1:31:44
uproot, they mean beat and kill enough of these folks for the
1:31:46
rest of the people to fall in line. Voter
1:31:48
and political intimidation in its finest. The
1:31:51
Genyosha even participated in the Japanese invasion
1:31:53
of Korea. In 1895, Japan's
1:31:56
Minister of War asked the society to create a
1:31:58
pretext for soldiers to move into the country. And
1:32:01
so a squad of assassins infiltrated
1:32:03
the palace, murdered the Korean queen.
1:32:05
Following her death, Korea's government was
1:32:07
filled now with Japanese loyalists. Ultra
1:32:10
nationalism became a part of Japan's political
1:32:12
landscape, and hundreds of secret societies were
1:32:14
now modeled after the Dark Ocean Society.
1:32:17
Some societies were supported by wealthy elite, but
1:32:19
others used gambling, sex work, protection racket, street
1:32:22
peddling, blackmail, and control of labor recruiting to
1:32:24
earn money. The societies
1:32:26
adopted the Oyuban, Koban tradition,
1:32:28
just like the Tekia and
1:32:31
Oh my gosh, Bakutou. The
1:32:34
Tekia and Bakutou bosses were also attracted to
1:32:36
the secret societies, and this blurred the lines
1:32:38
between gangsters and ultra nationalist
1:32:41
conservative politicians, or
1:32:43
just business people. The Yihuzu were
1:32:45
similar to nationalist groups in several
1:32:47
ways. They valued power, resented foreigners,
1:32:49
liberalism and socialism, romanticized the past,
1:32:51
followed the beliefs of Shinto, and
1:32:53
deified the emperor. Toyama's
1:32:55
big achievement was the creation of the first
1:32:57
national federation of gangsters in 1919, the Great
1:33:00
Japan National Essence Society. Over
1:33:03
60,000 gangsters, laborers,
1:33:05
and ultra-nationalists joined. The
1:33:08
federation was led by Japan's Minister of Home
1:33:10
Affairs, Takihiro Tokinami,
1:33:13
with Toyama as his chief advisor. They
1:33:16
had the support of the home ministry, the
1:33:18
police, the military. They became the paramilitary arm
1:33:20
of Seyukai, one of two dominant political parties
1:33:22
at the time. Second
1:33:24
major party, the Minseito party, organized
1:33:27
its own gangster military force called
1:33:29
the Yamoto Minurokai, which
1:33:32
also had Yakuza members amongst its ranks. Right-wing
1:33:35
groups were prolific by the 1930s. Japan
1:33:37
experienced a period of instability where moderate
1:33:39
politicians withdrew from the public or they
1:33:41
were assassinated. From 1930 to
1:33:44
the end of World War II, there
1:33:46
were 29 assassination-related incidents involving
1:33:48
the right, including coups
1:33:50
by military officers and attacks on politicians
1:33:52
and industrialists. Toyama's power grew
1:33:54
more in the 1930s. He
1:33:57
was regularly invited to dinners that the
1:33:59
imperial palace gave address. at patriotic gatherings.
1:34:02
He also introduced the Japanese people to their new prime
1:34:04
minister in 1937. Toyama's
1:34:06
reign of terror only finally ended when he died in
1:34:08
1944 at the age of 89. The period of repression
1:34:12
in the 1930s, when his power was at
1:34:14
its height, where there was
1:34:16
no true democracy in Japan, was a militaristic
1:34:18
society is now called the Dark
1:34:20
Valley. Because of all the
1:34:22
military expansion during the time, more money was flown
1:34:24
into Japan than ever before, which greatly benefited the
1:34:26
Yakuza. The Yakuza organized laborers
1:34:28
on the waterfront. In the city of Kobe,
1:34:31
gangs gathered groups of unemployable men, sold their
1:34:33
labor to firms who needed unskilled workers. So
1:34:35
basically they were sold into slavery. This
1:34:38
was a lucrative business and bosses fought
1:34:40
over contracts and territories. The
1:34:42
Yakuza group that was the most successful
1:34:44
was the Yamaguchi Gumi. And they would
1:34:46
become the most powerful Yakuza clan ever
1:34:49
by far, one of the most powerful
1:34:51
organized crime syndicates in the world. Despite
1:34:54
declining membership in recent years, according to
1:34:56
Japanese law enforcement, they still bring in
1:34:58
billions of dollars a year, billions of
1:35:00
US dollars a year from extortion, gambling,
1:35:03
prostitution, arms trafficking, drug trafficking, real estate,
1:35:05
and construction kickbacks games and more. They've
1:35:08
also been involved in stock market
1:35:10
manipulation, damn, and internet porn, and
1:35:13
bullshit bonsai trees. They're just fucking
1:35:15
twigs, glued together with a couple
1:35:17
of grapes. Somebody painted orange and
1:35:19
called fucking oranges. No,
1:35:23
they don't fuck with fake bonsai trees. The
1:35:25
Yamaguchi Gumi family was founded in Kobe in 1915, starting
1:35:28
off as a labor brokerage led by a group
1:35:31
of dock workers. They quickly
1:35:33
turned to criminal enterprises. The
1:35:35
Yamaguchi Gumi family is named after
1:35:38
its founder, Harukichi Yamaguchi. Yamaguchi
1:35:40
was born in 1881, died in 1938. He
1:35:42
would actually only serve as a leader of
1:35:44
the family for its first decade, 1915 to
1:35:47
1925. The Yamaguchi Gumi started off
1:35:50
as a small Yakuza organization, but
1:35:52
at one point they had over
1:35:54
10,000 members divided into around 500
1:35:56
different bands, no Yorubo
1:36:00
Yamaguchi, born in 1902, was the
1:36:02
second godfather. Actually, they will have more than that.
1:36:04
Early in their, they grew to 10,000 according
1:36:08
to this Britannica thing, but finding
1:36:10
more recent articles later, sorry,
1:36:13
I didn't correct this portion of the notes to update
1:36:15
it with later information, but they will actually
1:36:17
get bigger than 10,000 members. Noburo
1:36:20
Yamaguchi, born in 1902, was
1:36:22
the second godfather of the Yamaguchi-Gumi
1:36:24
family. The son of Harukichi
1:36:27
Yamaguchi succeeded his father upon his retirement in
1:36:29
1925. He
1:36:31
remained in leadership until his death, October 4th, 1942, and
1:36:35
then was succeeded by his protege, this
1:36:37
is a very famous Japanese gangster, Kazua
1:36:40
Tauka, who transformed the Yamaguchi-Gumi
1:36:42
from a small group of
1:36:44
local gangsters into a national
1:36:46
crime syndicate. Kazua
1:36:49
Tauka, comparable to
1:36:51
the US mafia's Al Capone, took
1:36:54
over the gang after World War II, and it
1:36:56
would eventually become known as the godfather of all
1:36:58
godfathers in Japan. Kazua
1:37:00
Tauka, born in a small village on
1:37:02
the island of Shikaku, March 28th, 1913.
1:37:06
His parents were farmers, but Tauka was
1:37:08
orphaned at an early age and then sent to work
1:37:10
in a shipyard in Kobe. At the
1:37:12
age of 14, he began associated with members of
1:37:14
Noburo Yamaguchi's gang. He left school, served
1:37:17
as an apprentice for nine years, running errands,
1:37:19
waiting on Yamaguchi, beating the shit out of
1:37:21
people. Slowly but surely, he rose through
1:37:23
the ranks, managed to keep his fingers intact, he
1:37:27
earned a fearsome reputation as a fighter. He was
1:37:29
called Kuma, which means bear, because his signature
1:37:31
move, I guess, was to claw your fucking
1:37:33
eyes out. So scary ass dude,
1:37:36
that was a terrifying signature move. Tauka
1:37:40
became a full member in 1936. Leading
1:37:42
the Yakuza was not the vision Tauka
1:37:45
had for his life. He was once quoted as
1:37:47
saying, I never wanted to be a Yakuza. I
1:37:49
used to work at Kawasaki Shipyard, but
1:37:51
I got into a fight with my boss and quit the
1:37:53
company, so I couldn't go home. 1937,
1:37:57
just a year after becoming a full member, Tauka
1:37:59
is imprisoned for murder. murder, spent
1:38:01
most of the war years in prison, then got released in 1943,
1:38:03
didn't stay too long
1:38:05
for murder, was welcomed back
1:38:07
into the gang with open arms, Yamaguchi-Gumi's membership
1:38:09
had been taken out by an increased number
1:38:11
of police crackdowns, and of course, just the
1:38:14
war. October of 1946,
1:38:17
33-year-old Taka assumed control of the family.
1:38:20
He only had 25 Kobun at this
1:38:22
time, but Taka used his leadership skills and ruthlessness
1:38:24
to turn the family into a force to be
1:38:26
reckoned with amongst the Yakuza. A
1:38:29
friend suggested that underground criminal organizations might be
1:38:31
coming to an end. Taka
1:38:33
took his words to heart, decided to start legitimate
1:38:36
businesses to protect his family. He
1:38:38
founded the Yamaguchi-Gumi Construction Company, which
1:38:40
became enormous, started taking on local
1:38:43
projects, further developed the family's
1:38:45
gambling and extortion rackets. In
1:38:47
the late 40s, Taka formed an alliance with
1:38:49
the largest bakuto gang in the area, the
1:38:52
Honda Kai, and then they soon
1:38:54
got into a gang war because of his ambition to control this
1:38:56
group and he would do just that. Taka
1:38:58
took over their gambling rackets, incorporated the
1:39:01
Honda Kai into the Yamaguchi-Gumi, also
1:39:03
took control of a Korean mob's territory, and nearby
1:39:05
Osaka as well. Taka then founded,
1:39:08
so random, a talent agency to
1:39:11
promote performers from Osaka. Okay,
1:39:14
good money laundering scheme, I guess, or
1:39:16
maybe just real-life singers and actors and
1:39:18
such from Osaka. At the
1:39:20
same time, he continued to operate in the family's original
1:39:23
labor business on the Kobe docks. He also took
1:39:25
financial interest in cargo firms, told
1:39:27
all his followers they needed to maintain legitimate jobs,
1:39:30
allowed members to recruit and
1:39:32
maintain their own smaller families,
1:39:34
which became quasi-subsidiary families of
1:39:36
Yamaguchi-Gumi clan. Taka
1:39:39
was suspicious of other Yakuza gangs, refused
1:39:42
to join the Kontol Kai, a confederation
1:39:44
of gangs within the Yakuza. He
1:39:47
became more powerful than this confederation. Taka
1:39:49
restored the Yakuza during the post-war
1:39:51
period, helped turn the organization into
1:39:54
a business that dealt in extortion,
1:39:56
racketeering, gambling, sex work, loan sharking,
1:39:58
smuggling, Chomping people's heads off,
1:40:01
other legal and illegal enterprises. Japan's
1:40:04
national police agency attempted to regulate
1:40:06
the family unsuccessfully in 1963. This
1:40:09
is the same year that the Yakuza
1:40:11
membership across Japan peaked, with an estimated
1:40:13
184,100 members.
1:40:18
By 1964, Taka was in charge of
1:40:20
343 gangs under
1:40:22
the Yamaguchi-Gumi syndicate. By the end of the decade,
1:40:24
he had around 10,000 followers. I
1:40:27
guess maybe I confused myself in that
1:40:29
10,000 just referring to the numbers under
1:40:31
his direct control. In
1:40:33
the mid-60s, the Yamaguchi syndicate controlled about 80% of
1:40:36
all cargo on Kobe docks. The
1:40:39
Taka had interest in 14 cargo firms that
1:40:41
earned him $17 million US
1:40:43
dollars in 1965 alone.
1:40:47
Taka even had government support during this time. One
1:40:49
of his companies, the Association of Harbor Stevie-Daring,
1:40:53
had financial backing
1:41:02
from a right-wing politician and the Minister of
1:41:04
Transportation. Taka was seen as someone
1:41:07
who could keep leftist unions trying to do
1:41:09
dumb shit like get fair wages and humane
1:41:11
working hours and conditions for workers off
1:41:13
of the docks. Take
1:41:15
the liberal pro-working man bullshit out of here, you assholes. How
1:41:17
the fuck am I supposed to become a billionaire? You
1:41:20
pull this crap. Police were
1:41:22
still trying to bring him and his clan down. In 1966,
1:41:25
Taka was indicted on five counts, including blackmail,
1:41:27
but he doesn't really get in prison for long.
1:41:29
In 1972, Taka worried about the growing power of
1:41:32
law enforcement, forms an alliance now
1:41:34
between the Yamaguchi-Gumi and the Inagwakai,
1:41:37
the third largest Yakuza
1:41:39
family. 1978,
1:41:41
that July, Taka survives an assassination attempt
1:41:44
when a member of the Matsuro-Gumi arrival
1:41:46
gang, shoots him in the neck at
1:41:48
a nightclub in Kyoto, took a
1:41:50
fucking shot at the neck at the age of
1:41:52
65 like a champ, just shook that shit off. Taka
1:41:56
survived and the assassin was found dead in
1:41:58
the woods near Kobe weeks later. So
1:42:00
he probably had an accident, probably just fell down and hurt himself. Then
1:42:04
Kazua Taka dies of a heart attack July
1:42:06
30th 1981, just a month before he was
1:42:08
scheduled to be sentenced and very likely imprisoned
1:42:11
by the district court in Kobe. Taka's
1:42:14
underboss and chosen successor, Kanichi Yamamoto, was
1:42:16
imprisoned at the time of his death
1:42:18
in the absence of a selected OYU-BAN.
1:42:21
Taka's wife Fumiko fills the leadership role
1:42:24
while the gang waits out Yura Yamamoto's
1:42:26
prison sentence. But then Yamamoto dies of liver failure just
1:42:28
a few months later in early 1982. Now the top
1:42:32
lieutenants can't come to an immediate decision about the new
1:42:34
leader. In 1994 a council of eight bosses
1:42:37
chooses a man named Masahisa
1:42:40
Taka Naka
1:42:42
as the new OYU-BAN. This
1:42:45
insults Hiroshi Yaramoto as
1:42:48
he had been the acting boss until the election. He now
1:42:50
decides to leave the Yamaguchi-Gumi clan. Eighteen
1:42:52
lieutenants, over 3,000 soldiers follow him. Yaramoto
1:42:55
forms a gang called the Ichiwakai. The
1:42:58
two groups then begin a feud that turns into
1:43:00
an all-out gang war January 26, 1985 when
1:43:03
the Ichiwakai assassinated the Masachisa...
1:43:08
the members of the Ichiwakai
1:43:10
assassinate Masahisa Taka
1:43:12
Naka. Yamamoto sends a
1:43:14
team of hitmen now to the home of
1:43:17
Taka Naka's girlfriend, Taka Naka, his underboss, and
1:43:19
one other member shot down while waiting for
1:43:21
an elevator. The Yamaguchi feud
1:43:23
lasts from 1985 to 1989. The
1:43:25
new acting boss of the Yamaguchi-Gumi,
1:43:28
Kazua Nakanishi, and
1:43:30
his underboss Yoshinora Watanabe
1:43:34
vowed to get revenge. 36 Yakuza
1:43:36
members are killed many more wounded in
1:43:38
approximately 220 gun battles. Some
1:43:40
local papers actually kept scorecards with the latest body counts
1:43:42
on both sides of the war. In
1:43:45
1985 several members of the Yamaguchi-Gumi are arrested
1:43:47
in Hawaii for trying to smuggle in 100
1:43:49
pistols, five machine guns, and a rocket launcher
1:43:51
back to Japan. Fucking rocket
1:43:53
launcher. Nice! Excellent intimidation
1:43:56
weapon. Even if you miss, they're still like, Jesus
1:43:58
Christ, they got a rocket launcher? Yamaguchi
1:44:00
Gumi technically came out on top of this
1:44:03
war but lost many top leaders in various
1:44:05
police crackdowns and just, you know, taking bullets.
1:44:08
With the help of the neutral Inagwakai family, the
1:44:10
two sides finally reach a peace accord in
1:44:13
1989 and the defectors are allowed to rejoin the Yamaguchi
1:44:15
Gumi. Hiroshi Yamamoto, former leader
1:44:17
of the Ichiwakai, retires at the end of
1:44:19
the war. Underboss Yoshinora
1:44:21
Watanabe made the fifth boss
1:44:24
of the Yamaguchi Gumi. Watanabe
1:44:27
now led a faction called the Yamakan Gumi,
1:44:29
which had 2,000 members. The
1:44:32
Yamakan Gumi, the most powerful faction of the Yamaguchi
1:44:34
Gumi until 2005, with another faction
1:44:37
called the Korokai Seized Power. All
1:44:39
this battling. Korokai now
1:44:42
led by 82-year-old Kenichi
1:44:44
Shinoda, aka, Tsukasa Shinobu.
1:44:47
He's the sixth and current leader of the Yamaguchi Gumi.
1:44:50
Shinoda joined the Yakuza in 1962, who
1:44:52
was originally part of the Hirota Gumi
1:44:54
faction, based in Nagoya. After
1:44:56
the group had been in 1984, he found the Korokai. Korokai
1:45:00
grows quickly, establishes branches in 18 prefectures.
1:45:04
In 2005, Shinoda began serving a six-year sentence for
1:45:06
gun possession charge he received back in 1997. By
1:45:09
the late 20th century, a Yakuza membership
1:45:11
is now decreasing drastically. 1991,
1:45:14
only 63,800 full members, 27,200 quasi-members. The
1:45:19
Yakuza were reduced to less than half of their numbers from the
1:45:21
60s. This occurred
1:45:23
because of changing sentiments towards the Yakuza
1:45:26
and increased policing. In 1992,
1:45:28
the Japanese government based the anti-Boriokudan
1:45:30
Act, which is meant to undermine
1:45:37
the Yakuza's power. According
1:45:43
to Norio Tomura, the
1:45:46
police officer who investigated Yakuza-related
1:45:48
crimes, the anti-Yakuza laws, including
1:45:50
15 articles that prevented the
1:45:52
Yakuza from harassing businesses. The
1:45:55
laws allowed severe penalties for racketeering,
1:45:58
loan sharking, blackmail, another law. prevented
1:46:00
money laundering. Fucking weird.
1:46:02
A lot of these laws didn't already exist, but
1:46:04
whatever. Once the
1:46:06
police detected illegal activity, they could now
1:46:08
freeze Yakuza accounts and assets. The
1:46:11
authorities were now finally able to hold bosses responsible
1:46:13
for their subordinates' actions. Other
1:46:16
laws included an order to prohibit, which means the
1:46:18
police can arrest members even if they did not
1:46:20
commit a crime in an effort to prevent a
1:46:22
new crime from occurring. Sounds a
1:46:24
little bit scary. Sounds like it's getting
1:46:26
a little bit Orwellian, a little step towards the thought police.
1:46:29
Residents were also allowed to file complaints about
1:46:31
the Yakuza signage outside their offices and businesses.
1:46:34
A complaint allowed the police to file a
1:46:36
suit against the organization for intimidation. In
1:46:39
the documentary Twilight of the Yakuza, a
1:46:41
journalist listed only as Mr. X to protect their
1:46:43
identity discussed how the Yakuza adapted to these new
1:46:45
laws. He explained that the
1:46:47
Yakuza was not all bad, that
1:46:50
they are still known for being problem
1:46:52
solvers and mediators. The so-called economic Yakuza
1:46:55
do not rely on traditional income sources like gambling
1:46:58
or drugs any longer. Once Japan's
1:47:00
economy grew after World War II, the
1:47:02
Yakuza targeted ordinary companies. During
1:47:04
the bubble economy of the late 80s and early
1:47:06
90s, a period of inflated real estate and stock
1:47:08
prices in Japan. At the height of Japan's economic
1:47:10
power, the Yakuza inserted themselves
1:47:12
into legitimate real estate and finance enterprises.
1:47:15
That was when the term economic Yakuza was first used.
1:47:18
Yakuza members distinguished themselves for their intelligence
1:47:20
and they studied economic publications on a
1:47:22
daily basis. They are adapting
1:47:24
during the 2008 economic crisis. Many
1:47:26
financial professionals who worked for banks or insurance
1:47:29
companies lost their jobs and the Yakuza would
1:47:31
scout for these people, hire them, they
1:47:33
would now work for the Yakuza managing their assets.
1:47:36
And they were called fund managers of darkness.
1:47:40
That's a pretty sweet-ass job title. What
1:47:42
do you do? Oh me? I'm just a fund manager
1:47:44
of darkness. Mr.
1:47:46
X explained in principle they are doing ordinary
1:47:48
legal stock investment work. The only difference is
1:47:51
that their resources come from the Yakuza. Their
1:47:54
actions appear as sound, healthy economic activity.
1:47:57
However, this means that they are contributing to the profits and
1:47:59
funds of the Yakuza. The police
1:48:01
began to look into the fund managers, but they
1:48:03
had to deal with the concept of equality under the law. There
1:48:06
was a lot of debate about whether it
1:48:08
was right to pass laws against the Yakuza's
1:48:10
businesses and financial practices just because they involved
1:48:12
Yakuza money. Hard to
1:48:14
justify laws that prohibited the Yakuza from conducting
1:48:17
legal business. The Yakuza also left behind
1:48:19
little to no evidence of any financial
1:48:21
crimes, making it hard to track their activities. Police
1:48:24
now focused on cutting off the Yakuza's financial
1:48:26
resources from gambling and drugs. Because
1:48:29
the Yakuza could not conduct their conventional businesses,
1:48:31
they had to find new, legitimate sources of
1:48:33
income. According to Mr. X, so
1:48:35
ironically one could say that the police drove
1:48:37
the Yakuza into the business world. Now
1:48:40
the police fear that the Yakuza will take gambling
1:48:43
and other illegal activities even further underground, similar to
1:48:45
the Italian Mafia, which will make them harder to
1:48:47
control. The National Police Agency found
1:48:49
that in 2012, one in
1:48:52
five Japanese companies now fell
1:48:54
victim to Yakuza extortion schemes.
1:48:56
One in five! In
1:48:58
a nation of tens of thousands of companies. That's
1:49:00
a lot of extortion. The
1:49:02
Yakuza even became involved in the nuclear industry market
1:49:05
and were suspected of infiltrating the Olympic Committee
1:49:07
in Japan. In 2012,
1:49:09
a tabloid published a photo of Shinsou Abe, Japan's
1:49:12
former prime minister, with a Yamaguchi-gumi
1:49:14
financier who had been arrested for
1:49:16
violating money lending laws. Photo
1:49:19
showed the two men speaking with American politician Mike
1:49:21
Huckabee. Photo taken in
1:49:23
2008, a year after Abe resigned. It
1:49:25
was published before his re-election, and Abe
1:49:28
denied of course having connections to the Yakuza. The
1:49:31
recently assassinated Abe, not the only high profile
1:49:33
figure to face a Yakuza scandal in recent
1:49:35
years, in early 2015,
1:49:37
Japan's Minister of Education heavily
1:49:39
scrutinized for receiving political donations
1:49:41
from a Yamaguchi-gumi company. And
1:49:44
he eventually returned those donations, only
1:49:46
because he was exposed. The Yamaguchi-gumi family was
1:49:48
shaken up by an attempt of rebellion in 2008 when
1:49:50
former gang boss, Tada
1:49:53
Masa Gotu led an insurrection after he
1:49:55
was dismissed for insubordination. Oyuban
1:49:57
Kenichi Shinoda had forbade the sale of a Yakuza.
1:49:59
and use of drugs, which were among
1:50:01
the activities he viewed as dishonorable. This,
1:50:04
of course, made some anger members angry and
1:50:06
they were deprived of that income. The
1:50:08
Amaguchi Gumi banished 10 other bosses who sided
1:50:11
with Tada Masa Gotu and split his organization
1:50:13
into two groups. That year,
1:50:15
news also came out that Goto made a deal with the
1:50:17
FBI to get a visa to travel to
1:50:19
the US to obtain a liver transplant. Goto
1:50:21
and his son traveled to the US May 18th, 2001. Goto
1:50:25
was in his late 50s at that time, suffering
1:50:27
from hepatitis C, worried it would become a cancer,
1:50:29
or become cancer. Japan
1:50:31
had an extreme shortage of organ donors at that
1:50:33
time, which led many sick people to travel abroad
1:50:35
for treatment. The surgeon who treated
1:50:37
Goto was Dr. Ronald W. Buschitl.
1:50:39
Why am I saying his
1:50:41
name with a Japanese flesh now? My brain
1:50:44
is just going on autopilot. Buschitl.
1:50:48
Dr. Ronald W. Buschitl? No,
1:50:50
Buschitl, executive chairman of UCLA's surgery department.
1:50:52
Buschitl also performed liver transplants on three
1:50:55
other men who are banned from entering
1:50:57
the US because of criminal records and
1:50:59
suspected affiliation with Japanese organized crime. He's
1:51:01
got a little racket with these guys.
1:51:05
Surgeries took place between 2000 and 2004 during
1:51:07
a time of organ scarcity. During
1:51:10
those years, over 100 patients died awaiting liver transplants
1:51:12
in the LA area per the LA
1:51:14
Times. Buschitl issued a statement
1:51:16
saying, as a surgeon, it is not my role to
1:51:18
pass moral judgment on the patients who seek my care.
1:51:21
If one of my patients, domestic or international, were in
1:51:23
a situation that could be life-threatening, of course I would
1:51:26
do everything in my power. He was sure
1:51:28
that they would receive proper care. I can say that
1:51:30
to be part of my responsibility and obligation as a
1:51:32
physician. But also, how
1:51:34
much did they fucking pay you under the table to get
1:51:37
that transplant? Million dollars? Five
1:51:39
million? Ten? A thousand tiny orange
1:51:41
trees? US
1:51:43
transplant rules do not prohibit hospitals from performing transplants
1:51:45
on foreign patients or those with criminal histories. I
1:51:48
never even thought of that before. If you're like
1:51:50
a really good surgeon, like
1:51:52
the money you could make under the table, there's
1:51:54
a treaty and you know, some, I don't know,
1:51:56
fucking warlord from overseas is going to die.
1:52:00
He wants to fly over to sneak into your country. He's like,
1:52:02
okay, for, I don't know, $10 million, I'll help you. The
1:52:04
FBI helped Tada Maso go to get a visa
1:52:07
in exchange for leads on illegal activity in Japan,
1:52:09
but the FBI did not arrange the surgery. Apparently,
1:52:12
Goto did not provide much useful information to them.
1:52:15
After the transplant, he was barred from re-entering the
1:52:17
US, but he continued to receive medical care from
1:52:20
Bustle in Japan. Bustle also evaluated
1:52:22
Goto in prison in 2006, when
1:52:24
he was arrested for real estate fraud. Oh, this guy's
1:52:27
definitely like getting paid, crazy money to do all this
1:52:29
shit. His lawyers were, he was not well enough to
1:52:31
be interrogated because of problems with his liver, heart disease,
1:52:33
high blood pressure, and diabetes. Goto
1:52:35
was acquitted of real estate charges in March, 2008. By
1:52:38
2015, the Yakuza's estimated number's down to just 53,000
1:52:41
now. The
1:52:43
Yamaguchi-Gumi clan has around half of that. 24,000 members,
1:52:45
72 affiliated games. That's
1:52:48
the number I was thinking of earlier, when I got hung up on 10,000. I
1:52:51
was like, I knew they have fucking more than that at one point. In
1:52:55
2015, there was a major schism within the Yamaguchi-Gumi
1:52:57
clan that resulted in a breakaway faction, similar
1:53:00
to the 1984 conflict. Members
1:53:02
within the group decided it was time to do away with
1:53:04
old traditions. Seems as if the
1:53:06
Yamaguchi-Gumi and Kobe became a lot more
1:53:08
tolerant of drugs, while the larger
1:53:11
Yamaguchi-Gumi family was not. Some
1:53:13
factions also complained about paying too high
1:53:15
of dues to the Kodokai faction. There
1:53:18
was a rumor that Kenichi Shinoda, AKA, Sukasa
1:53:21
Shinobu, was going to retire and pass
1:53:23
leadership to another Kodokai member. Vice
1:53:25
reported in 2015, the Kodokai has been
1:53:28
a notably anti-authoritarian faction of the Yamaguchi-Gumi,
1:53:30
actively challenging both the police and the
1:53:32
Japanese government, while implementing a set of
1:53:35
rules known as the three no's. No
1:53:37
members should confess to crimes. No cops can
1:53:40
visit the offices. No cooperation with
1:53:42
the police is allowed. So they're a more
1:53:44
hardcore branch. Also
1:53:46
happens to be a large number of
1:53:48
Korean-Japanese in the Kodokai faction, which is
1:53:50
highly unusual since many Japanese people still
1:53:52
hold strong anti-Korean sentiments. Long,
1:53:55
deeper detention between those two cultures. In
1:53:57
a 2011 interview, Shinoda was quoted as saying,
1:54:00
we provide refuge for those marginalized
1:54:02
by Japanese society, the outcasts, the
1:54:04
Korean Japanese, those from broken families
1:54:06
who face discrimination. We make them
1:54:09
strong and stop them from bothering
1:54:11
ordinary people. August
1:54:13
27, 2015, the Yamaguchi-gumi holds an
1:54:15
emergency meeting, expels 13 bosses and factions from the
1:54:17
family. So a lot of the shit going on
1:54:19
just like a lot of like with Italian mafia
1:54:22
crime families. Japanese police confirmed that
1:54:24
powerful factions were breaking away from the Yamaguchi-gumi.
1:54:27
The factions were the Yamakungumi
1:54:29
and Kobe, the Takumi-gumi, that's
1:54:32
how it's said, in Osaka, and
1:54:34
the Kyoyukai, they formed the
1:54:36
Kobe Yamaguchi-gumi. This
1:54:39
was the first major split within the family since the war with
1:54:41
the Ichiwakai in the 80s. In response
1:54:43
to the rebellion, the Yamaguchi-gumi issued a statement on their
1:54:46
website saying it's, I love that they have a website
1:54:48
also, it is only a matter of time before the
1:54:50
good and bad of those who have mistaken their way
1:54:52
is corrected. You got a
1:54:54
fucking newsletter, they have a website, they got
1:54:57
business cards. Vice
1:54:59
reported that the majority of the police support the
1:55:01
breakaway group and the rebels delivered a notice
1:55:03
to the police before they split from the family. And it's weird
1:55:05
how they're all like talking to the police too. It feels
1:55:08
like there's a vibe over there of like, well, it's
1:55:10
better to have a certain amount of these gangsters because
1:55:12
they do have some honor than just let other criminals
1:55:14
take over their territory. The
1:55:16
police have been after the Kobe Kai, Okoro Kai since
1:55:18
2009 when the head of the
1:55:20
national police agency declared war on this specific
1:55:22
gang saying, we will obliterate them from public
1:55:24
society. That's a great word, by
1:55:26
the way, obliterate, doesn't get used enough. Currently,
1:55:29
the Yakuza facing a membership
1:55:31
crisis, by 2022, there
1:55:34
were only about 11,400 members and 11,000 quasi members and
1:55:37
within the existing ranks, the
1:55:40
population is aging out. The average
1:55:42
age, 54.2 years in 2022, only 5% of members were in their
1:55:48
20s, roughly 30% in their 50s, almost 12% of the members 70 or
1:55:51
older, over half of the members over
1:55:54
50. The Yamaguchi-Gumi Syndicate is
1:55:56
still the largest Yakuza family accounts for
1:55:58
around 30% all membership. They
1:56:01
had 3,800 members and 4,300 quasi members slash affiliates as
1:56:03
of 2022. Succasa
1:56:08
Shinobo still their oyuban. He
1:56:11
is, as I mentioned, 82 years old and
1:56:13
has long been missing the top portion of the pinky
1:56:15
finger on his left hand. Now
1:56:18
let's get out of here. Good
1:56:21
job, soldier. You've made it
1:56:23
back. Barely. The
1:56:32
Yakuza, or more properly pronounced,
1:56:34
the Yakuza. I hope you
1:56:36
learned as much as I did about them
1:56:39
today, which was a lot since I didn't
1:56:41
know shit before I learned all this. They
1:56:43
have many names including Bori Yokudan, which means
1:56:45
violence group, and the Japanese Mafia, another
1:56:47
term for them. The word Yakuza
1:56:49
refers to both individual members and larger groups.
1:56:52
And they've been around for centuries, born from
1:56:54
petty thieves, undesirables, underserved, excuse
1:56:56
me, marginalized members of Japanese society,
1:56:58
and samurai who are no longer
1:57:01
needed or even allowed to be
1:57:03
samurai properly any longer as Japan's
1:57:05
culture modernized and shifted. The
1:57:08
Yakuza engaged in crimes such as
1:57:10
extortion, blackmail, smuggling, sex work, drug
1:57:12
trafficking, gambling, and loan sharking. They
1:57:14
also run legal businesses now such
1:57:16
as restaurants and bars, trucking companies,
1:57:18
factories, and labor businesses. Experts
1:57:20
have estimated that at its peak in the 60s, again, membership
1:57:22
around 184,000. By
1:57:25
the early 21st century, numbers have decreased
1:57:27
to around 80,000, split evenly between
1:57:29
members and associates, far less than that now. Yakuza
1:57:32
members have long been divided into hundreds of gangs
1:57:34
that belong to larger families. The
1:57:36
largest family has been the Yamaguchi-Gumi
1:57:39
family founded in 1915. They've
1:57:41
been the biggest for roughly two centuries now.
1:57:44
The traditions and structure of the Yakuza
1:57:46
based on traditional Japanese culture, the Shinto
1:57:48
religion, and the samurai code. They
1:57:51
follow the Oyuban-Koban or
1:57:54
parent-child structure. Koban
1:57:56
expected to show complete devotion, total
1:57:58
loyalty, to their Oyo- The
1:58:01
look of the Yakuza has been
1:58:03
shaped by irizumi, traditional Japanese tattooing
1:58:05
in its centuries-old association with criminality.
1:58:08
Today, the Yakuza still continues the tradition
1:58:10
of full-body tattoos, and they also practice
1:58:12
ritualistic initiation ceremonies
1:58:15
and punishments. Although
1:58:17
they are known criminals, the Yakuza also
1:58:19
still consider themselves to be a chivalrous
1:58:21
organization. Not sure that description really
1:58:23
applies anymore, but traditionally, they did not steal from
1:58:25
the poor. They
1:58:28
have and still commit charitable acts. With
1:58:31
increased policing, the Yakuza have
1:58:33
adapted and transitioned to white-collar
1:58:35
crime recently. And while
1:58:37
membership is still not legal, laws passed in the
1:58:39
past few decades have made it harder for the
1:58:41
Yakuza to make money from their traditional income sources
1:58:43
such as gambling and the drug trade. And
1:58:45
these laws, in a changing culture, have led
1:58:48
to a huge drop in membership. Yakuza
1:58:50
membership has decreased by more than half from its peak
1:58:52
in the 60s. Much more.
1:58:55
And many existing members are going to get out soon. They're going to
1:58:57
age out soon. Younger
1:58:59
criminals in Japan, less and less interested in following all
1:59:01
the rules and traditions of the old ways of the
1:59:04
Yakuza. And
1:59:06
many within the Yakuza believe that someday soon
1:59:08
the Yakuza will no longer exist in any
1:59:10
recognizable form. Which might not be a good thing.
1:59:13
Because what other types of gangs are going to rise in their place?
1:59:16
At a certain level of crime, is it not
1:59:18
inevitable? Will the next gangs to
1:59:20
rise to power in Japan even attempt to conduct themselves
1:59:22
with any sense of honor? Will they care at all
1:59:24
about the way of the warrior? Will
1:59:26
you even be able to know who's a gangster?
1:59:28
Who's not if the full body tattoos lose their
1:59:31
meaning and everybody has both their pinkies? Time
1:59:34
now for The Takeaways. Time
1:59:36
suck. Top five
1:59:39
takeaways. Number
1:59:42
one, the Yakuza. Now it feels
1:59:44
right to say it that way. Are the Japanese mafia. Similar
1:59:47
to the Italian mafia, there's a mob
1:59:49
boss, a godfather called the Oyuban and
1:59:52
subordinates called Kobin. The
1:59:54
Yakuza combined criminal enterprise with ancient traditions
1:59:56
and rituals, the Shinto religion and the
1:59:58
samurai code of honor. It is believed
2:00:00
that the Yakuza originated from feudal peddlers
2:00:02
and gamblers called Teka,
2:00:04
Tekiya, and Bakuto, respectively.
2:00:08
Number two, the Yakuza known for tattooing their
2:00:10
entire bodies except for their hands and faces.
2:00:13
Tattoos are an ancient art form in
2:00:15
Japan, irizumi, and they signify members' loyalty
2:00:17
to his gang, his masculinity, and his
2:00:19
toughness. Although most people choose
2:00:21
to cover their tattoos at almost all times
2:00:23
in public, that whole fireflies can only be
2:00:25
seen at night. They
2:00:28
are still a great source of pride amongst the Yakuza.
2:00:30
Number three, one of the punishments utilized by
2:00:33
the Yakuza is a practice of yobitsume, the
2:00:35
severing of the pinky finger on the left
2:00:37
hand as a penance for disobedience. One
2:00:40
survey found, again, that 45% of Yakuza
2:00:42
members in 1993 had severed fingers. Number
2:00:48
four, one of the most well-known
2:00:50
Yakuza bosses is Kazuwa Tauka, who
2:00:53
took over the Yamaguchi Gumi family in 1946. He
2:00:56
transformed the Yamaguchi Gumi from a small gang
2:00:58
at 25 to 30 followers into the
2:01:01
largest crime family in Japan. The
2:01:04
Yamaguchi Gumi controlled the majority of
2:01:06
Yakuza business, both legal and illegal,
2:01:09
and are the most powerful and ruthless of all the families.
2:01:12
Kazuwa Tauka was one of the first
2:01:14
to start investing in legal businesses in
2:01:16
addition to gambling rings. And
2:01:18
number five, new info. Recently, for the
2:01:20
very first time in modern Japan, at least, a
2:01:23
Yakuza member has been sentenced to death. In
2:01:25
August of 2021, a court in western Japan
2:01:27
sentenced to death Nomuro Satoro, the
2:01:31
head of the Kurukai faction, Nomuro,
2:01:33
convicted of orchestrating murders and attacks
2:01:35
against four civilians. In
2:01:37
2023, it was reported that Nomuro had
2:01:39
a nurse killed over, and I did not see this coming, a
2:01:42
botched penis enlargement surgery. Nomuro
2:01:44
targeted the nurse because she reportedly mocked him
2:01:46
after the procedure and dismissed his pain. She
2:01:49
allegedly said this can't possibly hurt as much
2:01:51
as getting one of those Yakuza tattoos. At
2:01:54
his 2017 trial, it was revealed that he told his
2:01:56
hit men to carry out an
2:01:59
organized retaliation. because he unjustifiably
2:02:01
resented the failed surgery. This
2:02:04
dude might die because he couldn't make peace with a tiny
2:02:07
dick. He should have just
2:02:09
had like a tattoo of a bigger dick
2:02:11
placed on his dick. And
2:02:13
I know that doesn't make any sense. Also, not a very
2:02:16
honorable attack to kill a nurse for not feeling sorry enough for
2:02:18
you, making the dumb decision to try and stretch your dick out.
2:02:21
The mural and his second command were convicted of
2:02:23
murder, three counts of attempted murder, other charges, sentenced
2:02:26
to death and life in prison respectively. There
2:02:28
was no direct proof. Satoro, uh, Satoro
2:02:31
ordered this attack, uh, or these attacks
2:02:33
making the death sentence particularly shocking to
2:02:35
many. Before he was escorted
2:02:37
out of court, he told the judge, I asked for a fair
2:02:40
decision. You will regret this for the rest of your life. So
2:02:43
that guy's fucking nervous. And
2:02:45
then there are three other murders he said
2:02:47
to have been involved in, in 1998,
2:02:49
seven-year-old Kunihiro Kachawara, the
2:02:51
head of a fishing co-op, shot four
2:02:54
times, died in the street in, uh,
2:02:56
Kitakyoshu City. In
2:02:58
April of 2012, the former police captain
2:03:00
of the Fukuoka prefectural
2:03:04
police shot multiple times on the street in
2:03:06
the same Kitakyoshu City. In
2:03:09
May of 2014, a male dentist stabbed in the leg and stomach in
2:03:12
a parking lot, a relative of a
2:03:14
former fishery co-op leader. And in
2:03:16
January of 2013, that nurse who assisted with the
2:03:18
penis enlargement procedure, maybe laughed at him, stabbed
2:03:21
in the head, died from a fucking
2:03:23
stab at the head, on
2:03:26
the street in Fukuoka. That's
2:03:28
a tough way to go. Kachawara's case was
2:03:30
cold until 2014 when the police reviewed records,
2:03:32
decided to reopen the investigation, discovered
2:03:35
that a successor and younger brother,
2:03:37
Tariyoshi Yuno, was
2:03:41
threatened after he took over the fishing co-op. He
2:03:43
received a threatening phone call. The caller was later arrested for
2:03:45
extortion. Someone once shot at both
2:03:47
his and his nephew's homes as well. Yuno
2:03:50
was shot to death in December of 2013
2:03:52
and his murder remains unsolved. Now,
2:03:54
Mura, currently 77 years old, appealed
2:03:57
his death sentence. I imagine him not doing very well
2:03:59
in prison. between his age and him
2:04:01
wondering every time he hears somebody snicker if they're
2:04:03
laughing about his tiny dick. Time
2:04:06
suck. Top five
2:04:08
takeaways. The
2:04:11
Yakuza, Japan's tattooed gangsters happened
2:04:13
sucked. I know I
2:04:15
still don't get these pronunciations perfect, but if you if
2:04:17
you listened to like the first Japanese
2:04:20
themed fucking topic I
2:04:22
did right back in 2000, I don't know, 17.
2:04:25
I feel like I've improved quite a bit. I'm
2:04:27
happy with some progress. Maybe
2:04:29
you were like, don't ever fucking talk about Japanese topics
2:04:31
again, but I feel like I did a decent job.
2:04:34
Thank you to the Bad Magic Productions team for all the help
2:04:37
of making time suck, starting with Queen of Bad Magic, Lindsay Cummins.
2:04:39
She took great care of me. If you're
2:04:42
curious at all, after last week's recording, some
2:04:44
tasty ass Frosties from Winnedays, which I love when I was
2:04:46
so fucking high and I ate a bunch of chicken
2:04:48
nuggets as well. Thanks also to
2:04:50
Logan Keith helping to publish this episode, designing merch
2:04:53
for the store at badmagicproductions.com. Thank
2:04:55
you to Olivia Lee, excuse me, for doing the research on this
2:04:57
one. Also, thank you to the
2:04:59
All Seen Eyes moderators. Still moderating
2:05:01
the Cult of the Curious private Facebook page, the
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Mod Squad, still making sure Discord keeps running smooth,
2:05:06
and everyone over on the Time Suck subreddit and
2:05:08
Bad Magic Subreddit. And now,
2:05:10
the updates. Got
2:05:21
some great updates this week. Our first
2:05:23
one comes in from a little buttfucker. And
2:05:26
I'm sharing it just because it made me laugh. Silly
2:05:28
Saks, Scott Fouts, wrote it with
2:05:30
the subject line of, my mom called us little buttafukos. Hey,
2:05:34
Dan the Magic, Dan the Man and Bad Magic brand.
2:05:36
Oh my God. Hey, Dan the Man and
2:05:39
Bad Magic Band. There we go. I
2:05:42
haven't heard or thought about the fun
2:05:44
nickname my mom would address me and
2:05:46
my brothers until this episode with Joey
2:05:48
Thinks with his wrench, Buttafuko. He
2:05:51
made the connection that I was missing with my little
2:05:53
boy brain of Buttafuko. Uh, what
2:05:55
it might mean, buttfucker. Now
2:05:57
that I have a big boy brain, I had to call and ask my mom.
2:06:00
mom if she was secretly calling us little buttfuckers when
2:06:02
we got into a little bit of trouble or
2:06:04
was she referring to us as scumbags like
2:06:06
Joey. After a very fun call, I'm
2:06:09
glad to report she was not being malicious
2:06:11
and calling us scumbags. She was in
2:06:13
fact just calling us little buttfuckers. Anyway,
2:06:17
thank you for the help getting to the bottom of
2:06:19
this trivial matter by reminding me of this awesome name,
2:06:21
Buttafuco. P.S., if you read
2:06:23
this in the updates, please give a shout out to
2:06:25
a cool meat sack of a co-worker, Tyler Bird, and
2:06:27
from what I can tell, there's no relation between him
2:06:29
and the very true and infamous Richard Bird, although
2:06:32
I didn't do too much looking into it. Thank
2:06:34
you all the bad magic for the fun in
2:06:36
my ear holes. Scott Fouts. Well, Scott,
2:06:38
first off, change the legal spelling in your name. The
2:06:41
P at the front is silent and
2:06:43
therefore unnecessary. Please remove it. Next,
2:06:45
thanks for making me laugh, you silly little
2:06:47
buttfucker. I was pretty clever with your mom. Not
2:06:50
sure what it says about me, but I love a parent
2:06:52
who calls her kids a code word for buttfuckers. That's very
2:06:54
funny to me. Next time Tyler
2:06:57
is home from college and he and Monroe in the same
2:06:59
room. I really hope I remember to say something along the
2:07:01
lines of, what's up, you goofy little buttfuckers? And
2:07:04
yeah, Tyler Bird, thanks for
2:07:06
being Scotty Buttfucker's buddy. I
2:07:08
hope you two buttfuckers enjoy this message. I hope you're
2:07:10
not related to the infamous and very real Dick Bird.
2:07:13
Next up, disgusting sucker Sal
2:07:16
Soto, sends more torture our way
2:07:18
after the history of torture suck, sending
2:07:20
in a message with the subject of the Swedish
2:07:22
drink, the torture method you've never heard of. And
2:07:24
I had never heard of this. This
2:07:27
is horrific. Hey, Dan, long
2:07:29
time listener, first time caller. I love learning about the darker
2:07:31
side of human history. So when I saw this episode pop
2:07:33
up in my feed, I was excited to listen. I
2:07:36
wanted to inform you about a torture method used
2:07:38
by Swedish troops during the 30 years war in
2:07:40
the 1600s called the Swedish
2:07:42
drink. Basically, the Swedish
2:07:45
drink, also called Sweden trunk
2:07:48
by its victims, is a mixture of
2:07:50
foul liquid such as shit, piss, mud,
2:07:52
animal shit, piss, etc. that
2:07:55
the victims will be forced to swallow through a
2:07:57
funnel while being tied down in restraint. Oh my
2:07:59
God. The
2:08:01
method inflicted intense gastric pain and bacterial
2:08:03
infections. Because the drink was
2:08:05
difficult to compress, the stomach and bowels would expand
2:08:07
causing even more pain. The
2:08:10
torture would often press wooden boards on
2:08:12
the bloated victim's belly causing vomiting, even
2:08:14
more pain. Hemorrhaging
2:08:16
this method was used on peasants, townsfolk to
2:08:19
hand over money, food, animals, etc. Hope
2:08:21
you find this method as distasteful as I did. If
2:08:24
you happen to read this on the podcast, I just want to let you know, you're
2:08:26
a bitch. JK I love you and time suck.
2:08:29
Without you my 12 hour shifts would be a lot more boring.
2:08:31
Not sorry for the long email. 3 out of 5
2:08:33
stars. Wouldn't change a thing. Keep doing what you're doing Sal. PS
2:08:36
I have a topic suggestion for you. Whether it be for
2:08:39
a full episode or a short suck. You
2:08:41
should take a trip back to medieval times and cover the
2:08:43
peasants revolt of 1381. It's
2:08:45
pretty much about the little guy standing up the big
2:08:47
guy and lopping their heads off. Sal
2:08:51
holy shit. I thought you made this up at first. No
2:08:55
the Swedish drink. Very very real. Sweden
2:08:57
trunk. Yeah the German name for it since apparently
2:08:59
it's victims or Germans. The torturers
2:09:01
were Swedish mercenaries. And yeah like you
2:09:04
said they came up with the torture method to try and get their victims to
2:09:06
tell them where they hit money, jewels, etc. Man
2:09:08
I just feel like if you can think of some
2:09:10
terrible shit you could do to somebody else, no matter
2:09:13
how horrible it is, some version of what you're thinking
2:09:15
about has already been done to someone. Yeah
2:09:18
thanks for sending the topic suggestion as well.
2:09:20
And as a reminder if anyone listened as
2:09:22
a topic suggestion or an update you can
2:09:24
send either to Bojangles at timesuckpodcast.com. Next
2:09:28
up more info from the torture episode. Smart
2:09:31
Sack Thomas Smith writes in with the
2:09:33
subject line of crucifixion correction. Hi
2:09:35
Dan and co. There is
2:09:37
actually another definite crucifixion victim that
2:09:39
has been found. This was in
2:09:41
Cambridgeshire, England in 2017. It's
2:09:44
been a subject of a lot of research. In
2:09:46
Britain local authorities are responsible for much archaeology and
2:09:48
so it is. The remains are in the care
2:09:50
of the Cambridgeshire County
2:09:53
Council. Cambridge
2:09:55
University is of course very well known.
2:09:58
I gotta back up for a second. Cambridge sure, you
2:10:01
know what? I don't like it. I'm
2:10:04
sure it's a great place I just don't like
2:10:06
I don't like the way that rolls off the tongue tongue. I can't talk
2:10:08
right now I said too many
2:10:10
Japanese words today like Cambridge. I like Cambridge
2:10:13
sure It's a mushy
2:10:16
From and that's from me a mushy mouth
2:10:18
person. Anyway, Cambridge University is of course very
2:10:20
well known They've been involved in
2:10:22
studying the skeleton They have been studied with some
2:10:24
of the best techniques including facial reconstruction like many
2:10:26
others I actually got to see it on display
2:10:28
at the British Museum as part of the Legion
2:10:30
life in the Roman Army exhibition I did
2:10:33
Latin classics at school and historical archaeology at
2:10:35
university So I knew a lot of the
2:10:37
artifacts after or excuse me from studying them
2:10:40
However, this was found after I graduated in
2:10:42
2013 and with it being on display at
2:10:44
Easter It was really quite something to behold
2:10:46
an actual victim of crucifixion Mentioned
2:10:49
in some of the articles a bunch of
2:10:51
sources below is made is made of using
2:10:53
the nails as amulets There is some mention
2:10:55
in sources of a crucifixion nail being a
2:10:57
good luck charm not guaranteed
2:10:59
ghost summoning material Superstition
2:11:02
isn't new but I don't think any
2:11:04
in the English-speaking world are that gruesome
2:11:07
as well as the sources I've included for you some of
2:11:09
my photos from the exhibition a white card circle was placed
2:11:11
under the nail bone to make it easier To find three
2:11:14
out of five stars wouldn't change a thing I will
2:11:17
add it would be epic to go around the
2:11:19
British Museum with you and see what blows your
2:11:21
mind most The room where Karl Marx Oscar Wilde
2:11:23
Lenin Bram Stoker Mark Twain and Gandhi and lots
2:11:25
of other studied the reading room has just been
2:11:27
reopened While there's a
2:11:29
good chunk of the collection that
2:11:31
is controversial It is an incredibly
2:11:33
fascinating place where you can see
2:11:35
an Egyptian mummy and Easter Island
2:11:37
statue African bronzes ancient Chinese jade
2:11:40
and porcelain Indian statues Canadian first
2:11:42
nation carvings Viking weaponry Roman weapons
2:11:44
Assyrian carvings all in one visit
2:11:47
There's probably few other collections that can rival it
2:11:49
in variety and admission is free Although
2:11:51
the security checks are annoying still quite recently
2:11:54
You could just stroll in off the street through any door
2:11:56
and start exploring which was mind-blowing when
2:11:59
you could just pop out from the office to
2:12:01
see some 10,000 year old artifacts. One
2:12:03
of the new acquisitions is something from Star Car, which
2:12:05
one of my professors dug up when I was a
2:12:08
first year. I could go on and on, but
2:12:10
I do promise I know enough to be sure when I dare correct
2:12:13
the suck master. Thomas, thank
2:12:15
you for the update. Yeah, I didn't realize it was
2:12:17
a second crucifixion victim where a nail was
2:12:19
found. I think I was just two folks I'm looking for
2:12:21
remains from the Holy Land specifically, but
2:12:23
the Roman Empire, you know, in the first century CE,
2:12:25
as I'm sure you know, the time of Christ's crucifixion,
2:12:27
it stretched from Britain in the West all the way
2:12:29
to the Holy Land in the East. I
2:12:32
love that that was just found in 2017. Makes
2:12:34
me wonder what other discoveries could be just around the
2:12:36
corner. I would love for an entirely
2:12:38
new ancient civilization to be rediscovered in the next
2:12:41
few years, you know, complete with
2:12:43
some amazing ruin that just totally changed how
2:12:45
we understand the history of human civilization. And
2:12:47
life is a lot of things, but it's never boring. Thanks
2:12:50
again. And that would man, I would love to go back to
2:12:52
the British Museum. I haven't been in so, so many years, but
2:12:55
I went there when I studied in England for one
2:12:57
semester as a student in London
2:13:00
and spent a lot of time there and at the
2:13:02
Tate Gallery, I'm just pulling this out of memory now,
2:13:04
in the National Gallery, I believe. And it was just
2:13:07
so fun, especially as a broke student. But
2:13:10
God, what amazing places. Finally,
2:13:12
submission from Batman, kind of. You'll
2:13:15
see. Batman sends in a message
2:13:17
with the subject line of Casey Anthony update.
2:13:20
Hey, Bad Magic Crew. Just wanted
2:13:22
to let you guys know that disgusting bitch Casey
2:13:24
Anthony just recently moved into an apartment complex about
2:13:26
a mile from me in Murfrees
2:13:28
Bureau. Murphy
2:13:30
Murfrees. It's like Murphy, but with
2:13:33
an R. Murfrees Bureau. Why
2:13:36
are there so many like
2:13:38
level 10 fucking words in
2:13:40
this episode? Murphy. Murfrees Bureau,
2:13:42
Tennessee. Fuck that town's
2:13:44
name. Dating a man whose family
2:13:46
she destroyed. He also destroyed his
2:13:48
family. She currently drives a white Mini
2:13:50
Cooper, lives at Scouts Landing off of
2:13:52
Veterans Parkway and Murfrees Bureau. Bureau
2:13:55
Tennessee. Fuck you
2:13:58
Murfrees. Just call yourself Murfrees Bureau. Damn it
2:14:00
or burrow And works
2:14:02
at crunch fitness on Broad Street Choose what you
2:14:05
do with his info is this can be found
2:14:07
in local Facebook groups So seems reasonable spread the word that
2:14:09
a child killer is in our midst may
2:14:11
Nimrod drive this evil succubus from our shores Thanks again.
2:14:13
Love what you guys do three out of five stars
2:14:16
anonymous Batman Batman
2:14:19
You sent this message in almost a week before the story
2:14:22
broke in the news. So well played Right
2:14:24
as I sat down to record I looked into this and
2:14:26
the UK's Daily Mail just published an article Here's
2:14:29
a quite a bit of it Anthony
2:14:31
now 38 has been photographed moving in with
2:14:33
her new married lover Tyson Rhodes Just days
2:14:35
after the relationship was revealed the
2:14:38
pair collected belongings from her apartment in
2:14:40
fuck that place, Tennessee Murfreesboro
2:14:43
In Rhodes pickup truck before heading to the house
2:14:45
that he briefly shared with his devastated wife for
2:14:48
22 years and the timing couldn't have been tighter
2:14:51
Just 90 minutes earlier Rhodes blindsided ex Sandy
2:14:53
was at the house carting off belongings herself
2:14:55
and putting them into a white Jeep renegade
2:14:57
to complete moving out Rhodes
2:15:00
an engineer at an aerospace company stood in
2:15:02
the front doorway as she for lonely carried
2:15:04
boxes and other containers while wearing denim shorts
2:15:06
And his Seminoles hoodie After
2:15:08
she left he headed over to new flame Casey's digs
2:15:10
to help his notorious new love set up home with
2:15:12
him Anthony dressed in tight
2:15:15
dark short a green t-shirt with the words
2:15:17
I need a huge margarita and
2:15:19
a black cap shifted boxes and furniture from her
2:15:21
apartment and into Rhodes black Dodge Ram Her
2:15:24
48 year old married lover a father of two
2:15:26
young adults helped lug the boxes and
2:15:28
modest items The pair were snapped
2:15:30
days after claims that Rhodes was accused by two other
2:15:32
women of using the dating app hinge to hook
2:15:34
up with them Anthony and her
2:15:36
new love are reported to have met in January this
2:15:38
year through a gym where they worked out while both
2:15:40
living in South Florida Rhodes then
2:15:43
moved the same month to Tennessee with 45
2:15:45
year old Sandy but reportedly dropped a bombshell
2:15:47
shortly afterwards and he wanted a divorce Meanwhile
2:15:50
Anthony followed him to the volunteer estate and
2:15:52
rented a luxury apartment near the now-estranged married
2:15:54
couple's new home Even before that it
2:15:56
didn't take them long to hook up publicly according to one
2:15:58
report when Sandy went back to
2:16:00
South Florida to visit relatives in January. Anthony
2:16:03
dashed up to Tennessee to be with Rhodes. They were
2:16:05
spotted being touchy feeling a local restaurant in a bar,
2:16:07
recording to the outlet who quoted an
2:16:09
onlooker saying they were holding hands and kissing. He
2:16:11
even touched her butt. She
2:16:14
got up to order a drink and they noticed people staring
2:16:16
and he said to her, bring that innocent ass over here.
2:16:18
He didn't care. Anthony, who
2:16:20
was working as a researcher for an investigator in
2:16:23
Florida, is reportedly unconcerned that her new lover is
2:16:25
married. A friend said she doesn't care if
2:16:27
he's married or not. Sounds about right. That's
2:16:29
his business. All she knows is that he makes her
2:16:31
feel good and she likes that. She
2:16:34
was willing to follow him to Tennessee. She sees a future with
2:16:36
him. Pushed by the pal over
2:16:38
the marriage issue, she reportedly hit back with shut up. I'm
2:16:40
living the life I want. Rhodes
2:16:42
is reportedly still married to Sandy has yet to
2:16:45
file divorce paperwork. His estranged wife is said to
2:16:47
have had no suspicions about his new relationship before
2:16:49
he revealed he was dumping her. However,
2:16:51
Anthony's hopes for domestic bliss with him were rocked
2:16:54
this week by claims he's already trying to cheat
2:16:56
on her. Oh Jesus. Two
2:16:58
women independently alleged he wanted to hook up with them,
2:17:00
reported the same on the dating app hinge that he's
2:17:02
single and looking for love. One
2:17:05
of the women said, so he is still married
2:17:07
and he's dating Casey Anthony on the side and
2:17:09
he's still on dating apps. Man,
2:17:11
this guy does not seem a quick glance to be like a,
2:17:13
to be a great dude. Casey
2:17:15
still seems crazy and toxic. Maybe they're made for
2:17:18
each other. Maybe they're perfect couple. Can
2:17:20
you imagine being his kids? Seriously, dad,
2:17:23
you fucking moved in with Casey Anthony.
2:17:27
Yeah. Some people of all the people
2:17:29
you could date, at least he doesn't
2:17:31
have any toddlers she can kill. Who knows? Maybe they'll get
2:17:33
pregnant together and that's enough
2:17:35
gossip. But thank you for that update. I am
2:17:37
curious about what the fuck she's up to. I'm
2:17:39
waiting for something terrible to happen. Uh, thanks for
2:17:42
the messages, everybody. Hope I get some updates about
2:17:44
the Yakuza other than pronunciation updates. I
2:17:46
did my best. God damn it. Thanks
2:17:50
time suckers. I needed
2:17:53
that. We all did. Well,
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