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It's time for Twig this week in Google.
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Paris Martineau's here. Yay! She's back. Jeff Jarvis
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is here also. We'll talk about two
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big court decisions going against Google, one for
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the App Store, and well, one
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it's the DOJ saying, I
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think we're gonna break Google up. We'll
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see what happens with that. We'll also
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talk about the states, more
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than a dozen of them, suing TikTok.
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And is Peter
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Todd really Satoshi Nakamoto? I
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have some thoughts, all
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that coming up next
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on Twig. Podcasts you love
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from people you trust. This
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is Twig. This
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is Twig this week in Google episode 789
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recorded Wednesday, October 9th, 2024.
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Mauritius compliance. It's
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time for Twig this week in Google, a show
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we talk about the latest news from
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the Google verse, which covers pretty much everything
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out there in the
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internet cloud. Paris Martineau's
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back, hallelujah. Yay! From
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theinformation.com. She writes for
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the weekend section talking
1:13
about apparently children's
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flag football. So that's good. That'll be
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exciting. You know,
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only the important topics. She's
1:22
covering issues. Online child safety.
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Yeah, issues with the youths and
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online and all that. That's a good subject,
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isn't it? Boy, these days. That it is.
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Great. We missed you. Your friend Ed is
1:34
a character and a half. I
1:36
love that I've introduced Ed into the
1:38
twit universe. Oh my God. He
1:40
just can come on through
1:42
Twitter. I feel like, yeah,
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he tweeted his way into my heart and
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yours. Yeah. Your
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nihilistic heart. That's Jeff
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Jarvis, professor emeritus of journalism
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at the City University of New York.
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Well, we should say at the Craig
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Newmark Graduate School. Have a
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fantastic New York. Have a
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fantastic New York. At the City University of New
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York, emeritus. And Jeff has now created a kiosk
2:07
in his office. Well, the
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web we weave is officially out. Get
2:13
your copy now. By the whole set.
2:16
He did a TikTok where he opened
2:18
the boxes. It's hysterical. Is that your
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first TikTok or is that... No, I
2:22
did it before. It was
2:24
cute. It was really cute. Do a lot of dances on there.
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So I have all the books. I do.
2:30
But the latest is this, the web we weave. Soon
2:33
to be a New York Times bestseller. Why
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we must reclaim the internet from moguls and
2:37
misanthropes and moral panic. I got
2:39
my first review and it's a pan. Moral panic you say? Who
2:42
panned you? Oh, some old
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bitty. Some old
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bitty. Bad feeling about this. Hey,
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I didn't realize we still had that. I thought we
2:52
left it at the studio. We apparently have 20 of them. I
2:55
think we realized. Oh yeah, you didn't know that. We
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have versions. We have a bunch of
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versions of that. It's just, I don't have a hot
3:01
key for it. So it's hard to hit on
3:03
time. You got to bring it up. Yeah.
3:07
All I have is John, John, Selena
3:09
going, Hey, hey, that's
3:11
the only thing I brought. Anyway,
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well, you don't deserve bad reviews. Although
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I would imagine the people who don't like it are
3:19
the people who are lobbying
3:21
for the shutdown of social
3:23
media. That's what it is. Yes.
3:25
Yes. Yes. This week, the what is it? 13
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states attorney general decided that they're
3:32
going to go after social media and shut
3:34
her down. Well, tick tock before
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and tick tocks on the way out anyway. So
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you're wasting your breath. They said
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it's like it's like cigarettes. It's like
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nicotine and cigarettes. This social media. It's
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not causing cancer. You nit wits. No,
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you're nit wits. Moral
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entrepreneurs. Yeah, it was 13 states
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and the District of Columbia sued
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tick tock on Tuesday. arguing
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that the company deliberately designed
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the app to be addictive to children
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and that it has misrepresented
4:08
the effectiveness of its content moderation
4:10
efforts to consumers. And cases do
4:12
this. And this is kind
4:14
of advancing a novel legal
4:16
strategy. It's been finding purchase
4:18
in courts around the U.S.
4:21
lately, which is they're trying
4:23
to basically sidestep section
4:25
230 protections by using
4:27
the principles of product liability
4:29
to get these companies on
4:32
negligent design or essentially
4:35
just knowing that
4:37
something in their product could harm
4:40
consumers in some way and
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continue to do it anyway. Section 230
4:44
protects them against being
4:46
sued for either moderating or not moderating
4:49
the content. They can't be held liable
4:51
for something other people post or
4:53
that they take down because it's bad. But so they
4:55
can't go through that. So
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specifically what these suits are doing is
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they're targeting the TikTok algorithm in different
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parts of the TikTok platform, saying that,
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you know, the way that age gating
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was implemented, the process by which they
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determined like, are you under 13 or
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not, that it was designed
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in a defective way that
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could have harmful impacts or that, you
5:19
know, the algorithm could have harmful
5:21
impacts on mental health of young users. And
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they knew that and continued to make those
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choices anyway. Let me channel Ed
5:29
Zittrain from last week's show. Social
5:32
media is killing children.
5:34
The algorithm is like
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nicotine. That's
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not a very good Ed Zittrain, but you get
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the idea that people very, very much feel that.
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And it feels, and by the
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way, that's what you're arguing against very much in
5:47
the web we weave, Jeff. Yeah, but trying to
5:49
actually find the Supreme Court up
5:51
until now has again and again thrown down
5:53
this argument. I can't find it in my
5:56
own book. It should have an index.
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thrown down the idea that it does have an index.
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I know it does, but I can't. Uh,
6:06
it's thrown on the idea that, um, censoring
6:12
for children is okay. Cause it's for
6:14
children. Right. It's always fundamentally insulting
6:16
for children. Interestingly this week, it just,
6:19
if I may do it, just a
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little tiny detour, we'll come back
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to it. No, no. Detour array, because we're,
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this is going to be a fast moving
6:27
fast paced episode with many, many stories. Oh,
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okay. Unlike last week when we did two.
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Yes. Um, so, sorry, I'll get
6:34
rid of this. I got to laugh at your
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kiosk. That is the funniest thing ever. By the
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way, I hope that
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a Glenn Fleischman never sees that you're
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using his books
6:45
to prop up the web. We, we, that's
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how you keep it. That's how you keep it
6:51
stable is that's the, uh, that
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the type shift happens book that Glenn did. Notice
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that it's right here because I'm using it for
6:57
research for the day. Okay. So
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that's not really a, uh, a
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show kiosk. That's my desk. I
7:04
love stacks. Book
7:07
cart that we have more books over
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here. I am working. That's
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a proper desk. It is. That
7:14
is, that is really impressive. Camera
7:17
is never going to be back in the right spot.
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Fine. It's not. Wait
7:26
a minute. Just in sympathy. I'm
7:28
just going to lower my, uh, my shot.
7:31
Let's all sit a little lower. Now
7:35
he's high. Make up your mind. Mr. Jarvis. So,
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uh, last week, I think
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we, I've fallen and I can't
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get up. It's really
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hard to adjust from here. Oh
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God. How do I do it? Okay.
7:59
The show's fallen apart already in the
8:01
first seven minutes. That's impressive. Where
8:04
was that when I was so rudely digressive?
8:06
We were talking about the fact that there
8:08
are bad people out there who think that
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social media is addictive. And you talk about
8:12
that in the web we weave. And there
8:14
are constitutional issues. So, uh, one of the,
8:17
one of the AI bills that Gavin Newsom,
8:19
the governor of California signed in the
8:21
last month or so was a last
8:23
week enjoined, uh, because,
8:25
um, it was
8:27
against deep fakes being promoted in social
8:30
media. And a guy did a
8:32
deep fake of Kamala Harris doing something. And he
8:34
sued because he said it was a violation of
8:36
his first amendment rights to take it down. And
8:38
the court agreed with him so far. So
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the first amendment comes, it's more than section two
8:43
30. The first amendment comes into play again and
8:45
again and again. Well,
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I'll play devil's advocate here for
8:49
a minute. Please talk to a
8:51
lot. I know I can't do a word
8:53
of sex and otherwise I would, but for
8:56
instance, let's take the safe for kids act
8:58
safe stands for something. I'm not remembering, which
9:00
is something that passed in New York recently.
9:02
One of the provisions in that is that
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accounts for children should by default
9:08
have, uh, an
9:10
algorithmic recommendation engine turned off
9:12
and should instead display content
9:14
from people like on Instagram,
9:17
the kid follows chronologically. That's
9:19
ostensibly because they think, Oh, a
9:22
problem a lot of kids have is,
9:24
you know, regulating their time. One of
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the things that makes it worse is
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if you have a recommendation algorithm that
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keeps serving them really interesting content, I
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don't think that that's that bad. That's
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just saying social media
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is too much fun. It's too
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interesting. So please make it boring.
9:43
And then we don't have to worry about it being addictive. The
9:46
algorithm often, I mean, we set up with
9:48
like alcohol and cigarette. I set up my
9:51
Facebook because somebody told me, Oh, you know,
9:53
you can't, cause I kept saying, Oh, I
9:55
want the, I want just the friend feed,
9:58
the chronological feed. I said. up. It was
10:00
the most horribly boring
10:04
list of stuff. One guy posted half of
10:06
it. It's not good. So what's
10:09
wrong with a company saying, look, we're going to, we
10:11
want to give people what they want to see. It's
10:14
not for everybody. It's just for, I'm
10:16
forgetting the exact age range, but let's
10:18
say like under 16 year
10:20
olds or under 13 year olds, if they're
10:22
using a product, I don't think
10:25
that that's that bad of a policy
10:27
to say by default, you have one
10:29
feed. If you have parental permission, you
10:31
can change to the normal one. That's
10:33
fine. But on very specific kid accounts
10:35
to have by default kind of increased
10:37
operation standards, I don't think there's
10:40
nothing real. Children's television, Teletubbies is
10:42
far too entertaining. We need to
10:44
have it be droning
10:46
teachers telling them about
10:48
stuff they need to
10:50
know. I mean,
10:52
I don't mind them banning sugar
10:55
cereal ads in children's TV programming and it
10:57
would be okay to say no advertising. The
10:59
algorithm is not bad. It is a choice
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of ranking and ranking is made for many
11:04
reasons. And I quote from a book just
11:06
out, um, the governor of
11:08
New York, Kathy Hochul, uh, who
11:10
not only killed former congestion, former governor, she's
11:12
still the governor. Oh, I was, I was
11:14
wishful thinking. Oh yeah. I'm thinking of Eric
11:16
Adams. Oh no, he's still maybe, he's still
11:18
here. He's former soon though. Come
11:20
on. I guess who may become
11:22
our next mayor, but anyway, she
11:25
said, do you understand how an algorithm
11:27
works? It follows you. It
11:29
preys on you. No, it says classic.
11:31
It doesn't have a crap. Yeah. No.
11:35
And I know you're doing a little bit
11:37
of devil's advocate, but that's my job. That's
11:39
Leo's job. But, uh, no, but, uh, and
11:41
I, and I have said that myself that
11:43
the algorithm is the problem you've, you've been
11:45
blasted at the past, but you're coming to
11:47
learn. Well, I just realized that
11:49
with that, all an algorithm is, is trying
11:51
to make the content more interesting. Well, that's
11:54
a bit of an extrapolation. Really what it's
11:56
doing is optimizing for the maximized
11:58
engagement. It's optimizing for how long will
12:01
it keep this user on this website.
12:03
And I do think that there's some
12:05
way of an argument is a proxy
12:07
for satisfaction. Isn't that's yeah. But
12:10
when you're talking about like a,
12:13
you know, minor child, I think that
12:15
there could be something to maybe having
12:17
a different type of account for
12:19
someone like under 16 or under 13
12:22
years old that perhaps doesn't
12:24
optimize for that. Okay. I won't disagree
12:26
with having a different account for a
12:28
young person, but, but the algorithm is
12:31
irrelevant to that. I
12:33
think you got taken in by a cupcake, Ms.
12:35
Martin. No. What?
12:38
Right. I must have missed that discussion before the show.
12:41
Um, and,
12:43
uh, uh, so, so then, then what are the
12:45
criteria? What is it that you want to do
12:47
with the account? Okay. But the algorithm
12:50
is just ranking, making ranking decisions. That's all
12:52
it's doing is say, and, and, and as
12:54
Leo said, it's often getting rid of the
12:57
bad stuff, the boring stuff, the
12:59
competitive stuff. It depends on
13:01
how it's written. Algorithms like saying, we
13:03
should make candy taste bad if children
13:05
are going to eat it. Well, you
13:07
were just talking about how you'd be
13:09
in support of no like high sugar
13:11
ads being shown to kids. I feel
13:13
like it's kind of a similar vein
13:15
of regulation. I mean, let's take, for
13:17
example, this New York law I just
13:19
mentioned, I believe the provisions
13:21
in it are, you know, some
13:23
level of like minor kid accounts should
13:26
by default have chronological feeds instead of
13:28
having Algorithmic as the default. You can
13:30
switch it if you want. And then
13:32
the other one is, uh, notifications
13:35
for, I believe like under 13
13:37
year olds should be by default
13:39
muted from 10 PM to
13:41
six. Yeah. I don't have a problem
13:43
with that. Those are those, I don't
13:45
think that's that big of a deal.
13:47
Shouldn't that be the parent's job? Why
13:49
does the government have to decide when
13:51
your kids are getting notifications? I mean,
13:53
why does the government decide anything? Why
13:56
does the government regulate the airline industry?
13:58
Why does the government decide whether we
14:00
can add? advertise stuff to kids like,
14:02
I don't know, the government
14:04
does a lot of stuff. I don't know if, yeah, I'm gonna,
14:06
I don't know if I can codify it, but
14:08
there is definitely stuff that it's an appropriate
14:11
thing for the government to do and stuff that's appropriate thing
14:13
for the parent to do. I guess, Something
14:16
that I recently heard. What the government could tell companies is
14:18
you have to give better parental
14:20
controls to the parents. Like, there
14:22
should be a switch that says no notifications
14:24
at night and the parents should be made
14:26
aware of that. But the presumption
14:28
really is, oh, parents aren't gonna care. They're
14:31
not gonna do anything. So we have to,
14:33
and it bothers me a little bit. And
14:35
it's a red herring. Show me the research
14:37
that says that the algorithm does
14:40
this to children. That's what I couldn't
14:42
find. And the, you know,
14:44
it's, it's the algorithm has now been demonized,
14:47
which is like demonizing math. I
14:50
mean, I agree. I think like even that hope
14:52
chill quote you just did, it's ridiculous the way
14:55
that something as simple as an algorithm has been
14:57
demonized. But I do think that there is something
14:59
like to your question of like, oh, it should
15:01
be the parents responsibility. I agree. I was talking
15:04
to kind of a big
15:06
supporter of this recently, of these
15:08
sort of regulations recently. And
15:10
I posed that question to her asking like, well,
15:12
shouldn't all of this be parental responsibility? And
15:14
she did bring up an interesting point I hadn't
15:16
thought about, which is like, she
15:19
will one, she gave an example of,
15:21
she had three, has three kids. At
15:23
one point she downloaded
15:26
one of those, software services. I think bark is
15:28
the name of one of them, where essentially it's
15:30
like spyware for your phone, where it sits in
15:32
the back and monitors every social media every texting
15:34
thing, anything you have on there, and you can
15:36
set certain triggers and it'll alert you for all
15:38
of it. And she did like whatever the basic
15:40
bare minimum was. And she was like, I was
15:42
receiving 500 to a thousand alerts
15:47
a day. She was like, it
15:49
was incredible. She's like, I'm really privileged. Why
15:51
was able to deal with that? But most
15:53
people who do not, who, you know, maybe
15:55
work two jobs probably can't. And right now
15:57
these social media companies don't seem to have
15:59
parental settings. in place to make
16:01
it easy for parents. Facebook only recently, or
16:03
Meta only recently came out, this was Instagram.
16:07
The other thing I think is, I
16:10
agree, the other thing I think is notable that
16:13
she brought up that I hadn't thought about is
16:15
she's like, for a lot of parents she knows,
16:17
they don't allow their kids to have any access
16:19
to personal devices like phones or computers, but that
16:22
doesn't work because nowadays if you have a kid
16:25
in elementary school, they're gonna be sent home
16:27
with an iPad, school issued, or a computer
16:29
starting a middle school. A Chromebook, a Chromebook.
16:31
I mean, and you might say, and I
16:33
mean, I think the
16:36
gasp is somewhat warranted, but also it's
16:38
incredibly difficult to then police your child's
16:40
social media use if they have a
16:42
computer 24 seven. If
16:45
the kids are being given computers
16:47
from the schools, it's incumbent on the
16:49
schools to do the right thing and
16:51
make sure those are not introducing stuff
16:53
into the house. I
16:55
think whoever provides the object should be responsible
16:57
for making sure the object does no harm.
17:00
What about this example? Just
17:03
explain to me how this is different
17:05
from, let's take the sugar out of
17:07
candy if it's sold to people under 13, because
17:10
it was clearly bad for them. It causes tooth
17:12
decay. We're learning
17:15
more and more, the sugar is actually a poison.
17:18
We should take sugar out of candy,
17:21
but only for people who are underage.
17:24
I don't disagree that that could be an
17:26
argument. I don't think
17:28
we should for any, I don't have any strong
17:30
personal beliefs on either of these subjects. I think
17:33
the difference is that it has
17:35
become, the social media issue has become
17:37
such a big issue for parents in
17:39
recent years that they're mobilizing on it.
17:41
Meanwhile, sugar isn't something that's incited
17:43
like mobilization. And more and more
17:45
viewers are exploiting this and making
17:47
more fear and not using research.
17:50
The problem, and so much of this, for a lot
17:53
of kids who feel
17:55
very lonely and very depressed, there's a lot
17:57
of research that's actually I write about in
17:59
the book, which. says that it
18:01
makes them feel better. They know
18:03
that they're not alone in the world. It's a
18:05
way that they have friends. Ed last week was
18:07
talking about how he, it was very sad really,
18:09
about how he had no friends, none at all.
18:13
And the internet, time and time again, is a
18:15
place where kids can see that they're not alone,
18:18
that they find other people who sympathize with
18:20
them. That is an important human
18:22
connection that's being cut off because
18:24
of a fear of a screen or an algorithm.
18:28
It's pure moral panic. There's
18:30
also the argument that. Is
18:33
this gonna be a different one? Houston, we have a problem.
18:36
What are we doing? It's
18:39
also the case that focusing on
18:41
this distracts from real
18:44
solutions like make
18:46
sure you fund mental
18:48
health experts in every school, that you
18:51
fund mental health centers, that you
18:53
pay attention to what's going on for kids. There's
18:55
a lot of things we could do that
18:58
we don't do. It's very easy to blame. Just say,
19:00
well, it's big tech, we can fix it. Let's
19:02
just ban them and then we'll be
19:04
all fine. And I think that that's
19:07
really a shortcut that unfortunately leaves behind
19:09
real solutions. So there's also that.
19:13
Anyway, it's a good conversation. Yes.
19:17
I guess we'll let the courts decide
19:19
because the courts are so smart that
19:22
they should be able to figure this out. Obviously they're so
19:24
smart. And I think it's a
19:26
good conversation to have because I
19:29
fall on both sides of the spectrum depending on what
19:32
the day is. I think I can see
19:34
benefits in both sides. And I think it's gonna be kind
19:36
of interesting to see how this shakes out. I
19:38
was a laissez-faire parent. Even
19:41
when my kids were, I mean now they're 30 and 32. So
19:44
they're older than you, Paris. So they obviously
19:46
didn't have access to the same social media
19:49
you do or kids today have. But there
19:52
was even an end. Should they
19:54
play video games? Should you limit that to too much?
19:56
Should you limit screen time? Et
19:59
cetera, et cetera. laissez-faire, I figured, well,
20:02
we'll let them figure it out. And I, we
20:04
would have discussions like if you see something online
20:07
that upsets you, please
20:09
come to us and talk about it. We're never going to yell
20:11
at you for seeing it. We want to talk
20:14
about it and that kind of thing. They
20:16
survived. Um, so
20:19
my, my inclination is laissez-faire, but I'll
20:21
tell you the other thing is I
20:23
think parents should have whatever tools they
20:25
need to keep their kids safe. It's
20:27
up to the parent. And that's why
20:29
I'm not crazy about government getting involved.
20:31
I think government could mandate the tools.
20:33
That's fine. Yeah. I mean, I
20:35
do think that there is something to the argument though, that,
20:37
I mean,
20:40
let's, for, let's take, for example, these new
20:42
teen accounts that, uh, metagist rolled out for
20:45
Instagram that happened a week or two ago,
20:47
but they, I don't know whether that's a
20:49
good solution, but they had features in there
20:51
that I, when I saw it was like,
20:54
what, you didn't have
20:56
this beforehand to where, you know,
20:58
if you're a child who's told
21:00
meta, I'm 13. Now
21:03
your account by default doesn't let any
21:06
stranger that wants to talk, like connect with
21:08
you and message you, you know, I
21:11
think, and now there are stronger supports
21:13
for a parent wants to have parental
21:15
controls on that kid's account. They can't.
21:18
And I think those are both
21:20
good things and they only have
21:22
come because meta has been bullied
21:24
for years, like months and months
21:26
and years by angry
21:28
parents and threatened with serious
21:31
legislation and regulation by state
21:33
and federal lawmakers. Yeah. Remember
21:36
when the Senate committee made
21:38
Mark Zuckerberg stand up and
21:40
apologize to the parents in
21:42
the, in the gallery? And
21:44
now he says he's done apologizing. That
21:47
was, that also probably backfires because rather
21:49
than, than, than having a cooperative discussion
21:51
about this, it became so combative. He
21:54
just says Oscar. Yeah.
21:56
Maybe that's really what we need is this sense that
21:58
we are all coming from a point goodwill
22:01
and that we're trying to find a solution that's best
22:03
for our kids. I
22:06
agree, but I would also say, I mean, something,
22:10
something that struck me out when I was reading the,
22:12
it was a couple weeks ago,
22:14
the Department of Justice sued TikTok
22:16
for various violations of
22:19
COPPA, the Children Online Privacy and
22:21
Protection Act, and a different agreement.
22:24
And it detailed in, it went
22:26
into great detail in the complaint
22:28
of the lawsuit, all the various
22:31
ways in which TikTok had been
22:33
deficient in stopping children
22:35
under the age of 13 from making
22:38
accounts as adults. And
22:40
one of the things that they mentioned was
22:42
that TikTok has, I guess, some
22:44
form on their website where if you're a
22:46
parent and you're like, my eight-year-old
22:49
has a TikTok account and I want
22:51
it to be deleted. TikTok's
22:54
system for responding to those requests
22:56
was so deficient that the vast, vast,
22:58
vast majority of requests from parents went
23:01
nowhere. Even if parents did everything correctly,
23:03
filled out all the forms, TikTok would
23:05
ignore it and in some ways built
23:08
a system specifically to keep those accounts
23:10
around and active for the kids when
23:12
parents wanted to get them taken down. That should
23:15
definitely be fixed. Although all that's
23:17
doing means is that TikTok is operating at
23:19
the same level as our government does. I
23:21
mean, yeah. So I think that that's probably
23:23
why things have gotten deleted. I have to
23:25
say, it
23:27
hurts me a little bit to think of
23:29
banning TikTok because of my son who,
23:32
so one
23:35
of the things we've been talking about, Benino said
23:37
this a couple of weeks ago and it really
23:39
sunk in with me. If you're going to start
23:41
a new project, a podcast or YouTube video or
23:43
whatever, you need to put it somewhere where there's
23:45
an algorithm, where there's a discovery engine because
23:49
discovery is impossible in a world
23:51
where there are millions of creators.
23:54
You need to put it somewhere where an algorithm can
23:56
promote you. My son started
23:58
making sandwiches. on TikTok and
24:01
paid attention to what the algorithm promoted
24:03
and what it didn't promote and
24:06
worked hard to make sure that his videos
24:08
appealed to the algorithm, presuming
24:10
that the algorithm was doing what
24:12
it does because it appealed and
24:14
turned to people, right? It's
24:17
watching likes and so forth. And
24:19
he's been able to build a pretty darn
24:22
good career out of it. I'm holding up
24:24
his cookbook as I'm talking about that, which
24:26
is available in bookstores everywhere. I
24:28
saw that kind of salt napkin,
24:31
salt, Hank, a five napkin situation
24:33
by Henry Laporte, buy
24:36
it at bookstores everywhere. But
24:39
that is, I think, and
24:41
a hundred percent owed to
24:43
the marriage of TikTok's algorithm
24:45
and his ability to create
24:48
stuff that fit the algorithm.
24:51
Not that he's just one of a thousand
24:53
or a hundred thousand TikTok
24:55
chefs or YouTube chefs. That's
25:00
why I'm kind of, I feel a
25:03
certain loyalty to TikTok. And if they're doing
25:05
stuff wrong, they need to work on it.
25:08
Obviously if they, you know, parents should be able to
25:10
say to TikTok, Hey, this is a kid, you
25:12
know, block his account, whatever that, that needs to
25:14
be fixed. Obviously I'm not against that. Let's
25:16
take a little break there. There's lots
25:18
of news. Let's take a little break. Because
25:21
we now know who Satoshi Nakamoto is
25:24
and they amaze you.
25:29
I'm going to argue for this one, but
25:31
I'll tell you, we'll talk about it in
25:33
just a second. Also, if you've got a.
25:35
One of the arguments for being Satoshi is
25:37
that they share the same pizza, favorite pizza
25:39
topping. I'll just put that
25:42
out there. Be patient. We'll get to that.
25:44
Also, the .io domain is going to disappear
25:46
in all likelihood. What are you going to
25:48
do? Then
25:50
google.io all
25:52
of that and more coming up in just a little
25:54
bit on this week in Google Paris, Martino's back. We're
25:57
so glad to see her. And
25:59
by the way. coordinating the
26:02
Monstera sweater and glasses
26:08
and the green, the green lighting behind you. Very nicely
26:10
done. Very nicely done. Are
26:13
your parents in the, in the, uh, wake
26:17
of the, they are thankfully not in
26:19
the part of Florida. It's going
26:21
to be hit by the hurricane. Yeah. Our
26:23
deepest thoughts and,
26:25
uh, and, uh, good
26:28
wishes to the people in North Carolina and
26:30
Florida and the areas affected by
26:32
first Helene and now what's
26:34
his name? Milton. Milton. It
26:37
truly looks like it's going to be devastating. I mean,
26:39
the Tampa Bay area hasn't been directly
26:42
hit by a hurricane in a hundred
26:44
years. Yeah. It's been rough,
26:46
spared time and time and time again. And
26:48
it's time. It looks like
26:50
it's gone. Did you see the amazing animation
26:52
the weather channel did, uh, about
26:55
storm surges? Yeah, that was really good.
26:57
That was, that was a really good
26:59
example of, you know, normally I don't
27:02
like this kind of, um,
27:05
uh, show off show off the effects,
27:08
but let me just, I, I probably get taken down
27:10
for this. I don't care. It's so good. Uh, just
27:12
show a little bit of it. The,
27:14
uh, anchor, uh, is, I'm not, I'm
27:17
not playing the audio. Maybe that'll help is, is,
27:19
you know, standing in a street with a car
27:22
and the storm is coming and he's describing what a
27:24
storm surge would look like. And he says, well, here's
27:28
a three foot storm
27:31
surge. This is
27:33
very at six feet. This
27:35
is very effective in, in
27:37
really showing what
27:39
people who are deciding to so-called
27:41
ride it out are going
27:43
to face with a nine. That's
27:46
nine feet. Uh,
27:48
you have very little chance of survival and,
27:50
and we're talking some areas. Not just that
27:52
you're on the second floor, the house goes
27:54
down. Yeah. The whole thing's gone. And
27:56
they're even showing all the stuff that's floating in
27:58
that water. Oh, that's the other
28:01
problem, of course. So I really,
28:03
uh, I thought that was a really
28:05
good example of using CGI, uh, very
28:08
effectively for information. Good job,
28:10
Weather Channel. Please don't take us down. Uh,
28:13
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I forced myself to stay up
32:36
late last night watching
32:38
Electric Money, which is
32:40
a new HBO documentary from the same
32:42
guy who did the QAnon documentary. And
32:45
I think quite credibly unmasked Q. Did
32:48
you watch the? Yeah. Yeah.
32:52
I mean, I think he quite credibly
32:54
unmasked Q because the Q, the. The
32:57
Q kid. The important
33:00
part of unmasking Q was
33:03
going back through old 4chan
33:05
forum posts and 8chan forum posts. And
33:07
I think that he and his team
33:09
are an expert at that kind of
33:11
digital research. I'm not sure if the
33:13
same is true with Satoshi Nakamoto. So
33:16
that's the Electric Money is about, or
33:18
Money Electric, I guess is the name,
33:20
is about Bitcoin. It's,
33:24
you know, I'm watching it. Before
33:26
they even start going into, well, who
33:28
is Satoshi Nakamoto? And thinking this is
33:31
very, very positive about Bitcoin.
33:33
Doesn't really mention a lot
33:36
of the consequences of Bitcoin
33:39
instead kind of sells Bitcoin. Colin Hoback,
33:42
the filmmaker though, I think
33:44
really intended it all along to be unmasked
33:47
the creator of Bitcoin who
33:49
has been mysterious since
33:51
2012. He's dropped off
33:53
the internet, disappeared. He
33:58
wrote the paper that was. the
34:01
Bitcoin is based on. He created
34:04
what they call the Genesis block, the first block
34:06
in the blockchain, and is thought to
34:08
have a million, one
34:10
million, Bitcoins in his
34:13
wallet. Hang
34:15
on right there for a
34:17
second. Yeah. Like
34:22
Alexander Hamilton creates a US
34:24
Treasury and doesn't keep a
34:26
million dollars for himself for
34:29
doing so. There seems to
34:31
be, granted, whoever
34:33
this is hasn't cashed
34:35
any of it in, but
34:38
it really gives
34:41
me a bad taste to
34:43
think that someone creates a currency, but
34:46
does so to that tremendous personal
34:48
advantage. Well, yeah. Good
34:51
point. Like it would might be a
34:53
pyramid scheme. Like maybe, yeah,
34:55
I mean, they don't debate that. I
34:58
mean, they don't go into it either,
35:00
but I agree with you. I mean,
35:02
there are definitely things about Bitcoin that
35:04
are kind of... I
35:06
thought when it started, I thought, oh, this is cool.
35:08
And blockchain is really cool technology. And I kind of
35:11
went along with it. And of course, the culture
35:15
of the crypto bros is enough to
35:17
turn you off on anything. But
35:19
it really is an interference with
35:23
economic systems in a way that
35:25
isn't regulated, really. And
35:27
it's disturbing. So the one hand, why do I
35:29
care who Satoshi is? But the other hand, I
35:31
guess maybe we should. Well,
35:34
if he has what would make him a
35:36
60 billionaire
35:38
now and potentially a trillionaire
35:40
down the road worth
35:42
of Bitcoin. Now, of course, if he were
35:44
to cash even a significant, any
35:47
significant part of that in, it would
35:49
probably undermine Bitcoin entirely. Right.
35:51
And the confidence in it, which might explain
35:53
why he hasn't. There's some people who've also
35:55
thought that he might be dead. Right.
35:58
Or maybe it's not one. person maybe it's
36:00
a couple of people. Leo I've got it.
36:02
I've got it. You've talked about your drive
36:04
with your Bitcoin on it. Yeah. And how
36:06
you can't open it up. Yeah. I think
36:08
that's just been a confession that you. There's
36:11
a million Bitcoin on
36:13
my drive. You keep doing this podcast
36:15
thing and you complain about the business
36:17
beat down as a cover. It
36:20
is interesting they point out in the documentary
36:22
there is a way to burn Bitcoin publicly
36:24
in such a way that everybody would know
36:26
you no longer have access to it. And
36:29
that has not happened. The
36:32
person he actually I think and
36:34
this is maybe just me
36:36
I think he in effect said two
36:38
people are Satoshi Nakamoto
36:41
the two people that but the person that
36:43
he by the way both of them
36:45
deny it as by
36:47
the way as one would if one
36:50
were Satoshi Nakamoto who knows what
36:52
the United States government or any other government
36:55
might do to you and kidnapping you. Yeah.
36:57
Or not to mention terrorists who would want
36:59
your Bitcoin and on and on
37:01
and on. So I don't
37:03
blame whoever it is for being
37:05
anonymous and for denying it. He
37:08
I think now you see you watched all the way to the
37:11
end because at the end of the
37:13
documentary there is this I think has become
37:15
the Colin Hoback
37:19
trademark. He gets the
37:21
two guys together in like
37:23
a deserted factoring in Slovenia.
37:30
Because Peter Todd who he thinks
37:32
is Satoshi Nakamoto is a caver.
37:34
He likes to a Torontonian. He
37:37
was very if he is Satoshi Nakamoto
37:39
he would have written Bitcoin's seminal
37:41
paper at the age of
37:43
22. The biggest piece
37:47
of evidence is very flimsy which
37:50
is that Satoshi on the on the
37:52
forums before Nakamoto disappeared Satoshi
37:55
posted on the Bitcoin forum before
37:59
it was even before Bitcoin was even the
38:01
paper came out kind of some who's thinking
38:03
out loud. And all
38:06
of a sudden this guy, Peter Todd, who's
38:08
never been around, he's only made one other
38:10
post basically finishes
38:12
the sentence in a way that shows
38:14
a deep technical understanding of what the
38:17
issues are and
38:19
then both Satoshi
38:21
Nakamoto and Peter Todd disappear.
38:24
Colin Hoback's theory is this
38:27
that Peter Todd is Satoshi was
38:29
posting a Satoshi accidentally logged back
38:31
in using another account,
38:34
posted and then went, oh shoot,
38:36
both disappeared. And then never
38:39
deleted it? Well, never
38:41
deleted it. And Todd says, well, why didn't I
38:43
delete it? And I
38:45
think you could make a credible case that deleting
38:47
it would just, nothing ever is
38:50
deleted from the internet, right? So
38:52
that deleting it would just call attention to it. I
38:54
don't know that the forum posts are that
38:59
indicative of it being
39:01
the same person, the
39:03
message, I'll read the Satoshi message here
39:05
and then I'll read the Peter Todd
39:07
reply. There would need to
39:10
be some changes in the Bitcoin coin
39:12
miner side also to make the possibility
39:14
to accept a double spend into the
39:16
transaction pool. But only strictly if the
39:18
inputs and outputs match and the transaction
39:20
fee is higher. And then he, you
39:22
know, as one other sentence about the
39:24
transaction fee and then Peter Todd responds,
39:26
of course, to be specific, the inputs
39:28
and outputs can't match exactly if the
39:30
second transaction has a transaction fee. I
39:33
don't think that that is some secret forbidden
39:35
knowledge. No, it's not. But a transaction fee
39:37
would make something not match. I will add
39:40
one more piece to this. What
39:42
they're talking about is
39:44
a pay for fee piece
39:47
that was not included in the original paper,
39:50
but Peter Todd later wrote and added
39:52
to the Bitcoin, the ability to pay
39:55
extra to get a faster transaction. So
39:59
Peter Todd did it. in fact implement that
40:01
piece of Bitcoin later.
40:06
To me, the thing you're right, it's
40:09
flimsy, to say the least.
40:12
I'm watching it, though, and he's getting
40:14
real squirrely. And
40:16
I'm kind of thinking he
40:19
looks damn guilty. I
40:21
mean, he reacted exactly as you
40:23
would expect somebody who was
40:25
pretending not to be Satoshi
40:27
Nakamoto would act. Now, the other person
40:29
standing next to him was Adam Back, who
40:32
is the chief executive of a Bitcoin
40:34
development company called Blockstream. The
40:37
only other person mentioned by name in
40:39
the Bitcoin paper, the
40:41
only person who is thought to know who
40:43
Nakamoto is, in fact, he's been holding on
40:46
to email and email exchange between
40:48
him and Satoshi Nakamoto for years, saying, well,
40:50
it's not my mind
40:52
to reveal. I
40:55
think personally, it's
40:57
not just Peter Todd. I think it's Peter
41:00
Todd plus Adam Back, who had written something
41:02
called Hashcoin a few years earlier, which was
41:04
kind of an early Bitcoin, an early cryptocurrency.
41:07
I honestly think that
41:09
the most credible answer is that this kid, Peter
41:11
Todd, who was a genius, who
41:14
is also, by the way, nobody in
41:16
the Bitcoin community wants him to be
41:18
Satoshi Nakamoto. He's pretty widely disliked. I
41:22
think it's him and Adam Back. How crypto boyish is
41:24
he? Yeah. Well, but he's not, though,
41:26
is a Bitcoin bro, which is interesting. He's
41:29
not the, you know, and he doesn't. I don't
41:31
think he ever cashed in a lot of Bitcoin
41:33
or anything. I think
41:35
he and Adam Back did it
41:37
together. They had the they
41:40
certainly had the means, the
41:42
technical ability to do it. Todd
41:45
Hoback did catch Todd lying about
41:47
his skills in C++. Todd
41:50
says on camera, I don't know C++,
41:52
but in fact, wrote an entire system
41:54
in C++ some years earlier.
41:58
I think they got him. Now, what is it? it
42:00
matter? Probably not at all. But
42:03
it's fascinating. And it's exactly the kind
42:05
of person the Bitcoin community
42:07
wouldn't, would not lie. It's
42:09
not his no magical, brilliant,
42:12
dark night created
42:15
a world changing cryptocurrency. He
42:17
was just some annoying kid who
42:20
was really skilled. I
42:22
don't know. I like it. I I'm going
42:24
with it. Peter Todd and I'm going with
42:26
Adam Beck was right there and did
42:28
part of it. And Paris, you're your best argument against
42:31
his pizza. Well,
42:33
I think that one of their one
42:37
of the arguments in the documentary
42:39
was based on the account,
42:42
the Satoshi account saying that its
42:44
favorite pizza topping is pineapple and
42:47
jalapeno and that that also being
42:49
Peter Todd's favorite pizza topping. That's
42:51
not a work like pineapple and
42:54
his pizza. As the other stuff
42:56
said, pineapple jalapeno is not completely
42:59
normal. That's not a very common.
43:02
I mean, I I don't think that I think
43:04
that it's probably pretty likely that someone
43:07
who is maybe involved in the early
43:09
days of Bitcoin, then when confronted in
43:11
a warehouse with an entire camera crew
43:13
and a director accusing you in hours
43:15
long interviews of being Satoshi Nakamoto, that
43:17
you're going to get defensive and act
43:19
weird. I also think I mean, I
43:21
don't know any of the stuff about
43:23
the C plus plus, but I could
43:25
think of conceivable explanations to why someone
43:28
would say they don't know a programming
43:31
language. Perhaps they were referring to, you know, not
43:33
knowing it that well or they don't really think
43:35
he did it as part of a denial saying
43:37
I couldn't have written. I don't know anything about
43:39
C plus plus. I
43:41
mean, honestly, this is exactly what you
43:44
would say if you were Satoshi Nakamoto.
43:47
He started contributing to C Well,
43:58
look, we've seen a lot of specious announcements,
44:01
including Newsweek's appalling
44:03
announcement that they discovered Satoshi Nakamoto as
44:05
a cover story, which to my knowledge
44:07
they never retracted. Did they ever? It
44:11
was completely wrong. So
44:13
it could be just another one of these. Who
44:16
is Cullen Hoback? I mean is it enough to say
44:18
well I found out who Q was? I don't know
44:20
if that's enough. I,
44:24
it just rang quite true to
44:26
me. I mean I think you just
44:29
need more for it to be like a smoking
44:31
gun. Right. I
44:35
don't much care. And does
44:37
it matter is the bottom line? I mean
44:40
honestly he has Peter Todd, for
44:42
whatever you think of him, has perfectly
44:45
good reasons not to be outed.
44:48
And I respect that because. What does he do for a
44:50
living? He
44:53
is on X, he says he
44:55
is a crypto-chrome answer
44:57
and web-py developer. Hey
44:59
this is Benito. So
45:01
like why this does
45:03
matter is because that
45:06
if this person is Satoshi Nakamoto then they
45:08
essentially have control of the Bitcoin market. They
45:10
more than that they have control of a
45:12
world economy. Exactly. So like that's what makes
45:14
it important. He
45:17
says, Peter Todd said in a
45:19
post, and they talk about this
45:21
in the documentary, that he did a very hard
45:23
thing. He burned a bunch of Bitcoin. But
45:27
there's no way to prove that because he didn't do it
45:29
in a way that was provable. And so I
45:32
mean I've burned my Bitcoin by forgetting
45:34
my password. You can lose
45:36
your Bitcoin very easily. Steve Gibson did it
45:38
by throwing his heart, raising his hard drive.
45:40
I mean that's easy to do. But
45:42
there's no provable, that's not provable. There is a
45:44
provable way to do it and he did not
45:47
choose to do that. That raises
45:49
some big issues. If he controls
45:51
a million Bitcoin, he
45:53
could collapse Bitcoin. And
45:56
there are a number of nations, there's very active... not
46:00
just El Salvador, but a number of other nations that
46:02
want to use Bitcoin as their currency. Uh,
46:05
yeah, I think you're right, Benito. There is, there is
46:07
some, but what are you going to do?
46:09
You can't, if you can't prove it and if you could, let's
46:11
say you could prove it and it really is him. Then
46:15
what? Then what? I
46:18
mean, I think also the question is like, if
46:22
he or someone else is Satoshi,
46:25
what are they going to do with that? Like
46:27
you can't start moving
46:30
Bitcoin out of your account. Otherwise the
46:32
whole market's going to catch on fire
46:34
and people are going to freak out
46:36
because Satoshi has been active in years.
46:38
Right. Um, I don't
46:40
know. I guess
46:42
maybe it was a national security asset.
46:46
Okay. Now that you say that actually, I will bring
46:48
up, there was a time about
46:50
a year ago where for
46:52
weeks, every, every
46:54
reporter at the information was
46:56
getting these emails,
46:59
signal messages, calls to our personal phone,
47:01
LinkedIn DMS, Twitter DMS from some guy
47:03
being like, I figured out who sought
47:05
Toshi Nakamoto is. You've got to listen
47:08
to us. And none of us really
47:10
replied. And then afterwards he would call
47:12
and email again and be like, I
47:15
figured it out. It's Elon Musk
47:17
and his first was very similar to
47:19
yours in the sense of like both
47:22
Elon and Satoshi used two
47:24
spaces after a period Satoshi
47:27
posted in a time zone that
47:29
was similar to where Elon was
47:31
during some of those months. Uh,
47:34
both Satoshi and Elon have used
47:36
the words bloody in messages
47:38
and things like that. And that's, that's what
47:40
this documentary sounds like to me is it
47:42
is more wishful thinking of a loon. Yeah.
47:47
I'm going with it's Peter Todd and Adam
47:50
back. But again, I don't
47:52
know what you do with it. You can't prove it. So
47:54
I don't know what you do with it. It's a very
47:56
interesting topic. Peter, if
47:58
you're listening, come on. the show and
48:00
and tell us why it's
48:03
complete nonsense. His
48:05
denial was not that credible. Alright
48:09
let's see, yeah let's take another break
48:11
and then I do want to talk
48:13
about .io. This
48:15
is a little
48:18
bit of an issue and it
48:20
kind of it shows a little bit of a weakness
48:22
in the whole domain name system
48:25
thing. Every system has
48:27
weaknesses. Okay thank you. You're all
48:29
human. Professor Jeff Jarvis ladies and
48:32
gentlemen, we need him. He's
48:34
the resident intellectual here. Of
48:37
course Paris Martineau is the resident
48:39
young person genius here.
48:41
And nihilist. And nihilist. Self-described
48:45
nihilist. I never
48:47
knew that till Jeff told me you were a
48:49
nihilist. We've talked about that on this
48:52
show. Perhaps like three or four
48:54
different episodes. Maybe I didn't believe it. I
48:56
knew you liked Nietzsche. I didn't know that you
48:58
were a nihilist. I mean I
49:00
would say I'm a soft nihilist in the sense
49:02
that like everything is meaningless but that means we
49:04
have to derive our own meaning from it. And
49:07
optimistic nihilism is an actual philosophy. Yeah.
49:09
Okay good. I would say optimistic nihilist.
49:12
Yeah you kind of actually that's kind of my
49:14
philosophy which is everything is meaningless and
49:16
everything means something. So
49:20
a person yeah if you want it to mean
49:23
something. Yeah it's up
49:25
to you. Yeah. And
49:27
I'm just the dunderhead in the middle. I'm
49:29
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49:32
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49:39
was gonna say mustard. Yeah the show
49:41
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49:43
on the other side. The oh I
49:46
just invented a new topping. Bananas. I
49:49
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have to go because I've just
52:44
invented bananas
52:47
and I have to go make some bananas right now.
52:49
I don't think Hank is going to approve. I don't
52:51
think he's going to allow you. I think Hank would.
52:53
It'll be bad for his reputation now. If
52:56
his father... It could be
52:58
a vegan mayonnaise alternative. Well,
53:00
I guess you could. So
53:03
I don't ever buy mayonnaise anymore. I
53:05
make it. It's easy. With an immersion
53:07
blender, all you have to do is
53:10
you put two... I use the Serious Eats recipe. Two
53:12
eggs. You put the whole egg in. You don't need
53:14
water, just the egg. Two eggs. You
53:17
put a tablespoon of Dijon mustard in
53:20
there, some salt, some lemon, and then
53:22
oil. I use avocado oil. You want to use an oil that
53:25
doesn't have a lot of flavor. Now you whip
53:27
it together and you got mayonnaise. That's mayonnaise. That's basically
53:29
mayonnaise. Does it keep in the refrigerator? Yeah. And
53:32
it's fresh and delicious. Don't
53:34
make more than you're going to need in a week
53:36
or two. It's
53:39
not a giant jar of Hellmann's. It doesn't have
53:41
anything else in it. It could stay for years.
53:43
Yeah. Yeah, because there's other stuff in it. But
53:48
this is really good. It's delicious. And you can
53:50
put garlic in it. But you could also put
53:52
a mushed up banana in there and
53:55
you'd have bananas. That's
53:57
true. Not a lot of people are going
53:59
to do that. But a
54:01
peanut butter and bananas sandwich
54:05
I will say sometimes people substitute
54:07
bananas for eggs in recipes So
54:09
you could leave the egg stuff
54:12
so you could replace the egg with
54:14
a banana and that could be bananas
54:16
and somehow Inspire
54:19
those banana. What he says. Have
54:21
you had banana ketchup? No,
54:24
no, never heard of that. A Filipino thing.
54:26
Yeah, but I know it's delicious See?
54:29
Mmm. And I'm thinking
54:31
for the holidays you could put a little pumpkin
54:34
spice in and then you have pumpkin spice bananas
54:37
Wow Now,
54:41
you know where salt Hank
54:43
gets his genius No,
54:46
he would never ever make anything like
54:49
that. I don't think You
54:52
should just text him bananas question
54:54
mark? One word. Right
54:57
now I would actually love his opinion on
54:59
banana ketchup Okay,
55:03
I like just suggesting you strange things
55:05
to text Philip
55:07
Manila banana ketchup. He says
55:11
Wednesday I get weird texts from you
55:19
Then like a weird thing in the Philippines, it's
55:21
like normal banana ketchup is on the table and
55:23
rest. It makes perfect sense It's a tropical ketchup
55:27
So I just texted him one word bananas. We'll
55:29
see what I should mark. Do you put a
55:31
question mark? No. Oh Exhalation
55:34
point. Yes There's
55:38
no question my friend, how do
55:40
you spell bananas I guessed
55:45
B-A-N-A-N-A-I-S-E All
55:48
right, right sure
55:52
so What's the dot
55:54
IO stand for? Do you know? trivia
55:57
question Indian Ocean Ocean very good
56:00
I know it's been in the news recently. Oh,
56:02
yeah. It's the
56:04
country code domain. Except for the show.
56:08
Yeah. I knew once, but I
56:10
didn't remember. So it's the country
56:13
code domain for the Chagos Islands, which
56:15
is the British Indian Ocean territory,
56:18
disputed territory for a long
56:20
time. Mauritius said,
56:22
that's ours. The British government said,
56:24
it's ours. And took it. In
56:28
1814, the French ceded control of the Chagos
56:30
Islands and the island country of Mauritius to
56:32
the British. When the
56:34
British took over, the islands remained a
56:36
dependency of Mauritius. In
56:39
1965, the UK gave sovereignty
56:41
to Mauritius, but said,
56:44
we're going to keep the Chagos Islands and make
56:46
it the British Indian Ocean territory. That's in 1965.
56:50
In fact, and this is horrible,
56:54
the UK forcibly removed the
56:56
indigenous people, the Chagosian people,
56:59
so the US could build a military,
57:01
the US, us, could build
57:03
a military base on the island. They displaced 1,500
57:05
people. That
57:08
might sound a little familiar to you, Benito. Colonialism.
57:12
Colonialism. Eventually,
57:14
the Chagos Islands were given the .io
57:17
country code. That
57:19
was in 1997 by who else? The,
57:22
you know, IANA. Even though they
57:24
were still, they were a British protectorate, but
57:26
they were independent enough to have their own
57:28
country code. Right. Well, that's
57:30
not unusual, right? Canada is
57:32
part of the Commonwealth, but it has its
57:35
own. Anyway, the British government granted rights to
57:37
sell .io domains to the
57:39
Internet Computer Bureau, the ICB.
57:43
The country's government receives revenue
57:45
for any sites that register with their country
57:47
code domain. For instance, Anguilla,
57:50
which has the country code AI. Nice one, right?
57:55
Expect to make 25 to 30 million
57:57
dollars from websites registered with the .io
57:59
domain. Yeah Tuvalu is
58:01
.tv. I have a .tv domain.
58:03
Twit.tv is our domain, right? Unfortunately
58:11
The British government collected some of
58:13
the revenue and didn't give it
58:15
to the Chagosian people. In
58:17
2020 they submitted a claim to gain ownership, which they
58:20
said of what they said was a 50 million dollar
58:22
property. This is from the Verge. But
58:26
the UK has now finalized an agreement giving
58:28
the Chagos Islands back
58:31
to the Mauritians, to Mauritius,
58:34
a move by the way that Chagosian said the
58:36
government didn't even consult them on, ending
58:39
the British Indian Ocean territory. It's all
58:41
Mauritius now and here's
58:44
the problem. It
58:46
also potentially ends the IIO domain,
58:49
the .io domain. What
58:51
does it end it? Why can't they just
58:53
agree to keep going? The Internet
58:55
Assigned Numbers Authority, the
58:57
successor to ICANN, IANA,
59:00
has a process for retiring old
59:03
country code domains within five years. This
59:06
was after .su, which was
59:08
the Soviet Union's domain, kind
59:11
of lingered even though the Soviet Union had
59:13
gone on. In
59:15
fact, it was used apparently according to the Verge
59:17
by cyber criminals. So... No,
59:20
I'm shocked. No, every domain
59:22
is used by cyber criminals. Especially what
59:24
associated with Soviet Union. Soviet Union goods!
59:27
Since then IANA has also had to
59:30
recover the Yugoslavian domain .yu, although
59:33
it went on for a few years after
59:35
the country was broken up. But
59:39
if Chagos was part of the British Empire,
59:42
couldn't it just as easily be part of
59:44
Mauritius but independent enough to have a .io?
59:47
Yeah. Human
59:49
beings could decide these things. Yeah, can't we
59:51
just decide to make it not a country
59:53
thing and just make it a regular domain?
59:55
The fact that Google uses it for google.io.
59:57
Anyway, Emma Roth who did a very, very
59:59
good. piece on this explaining it all
1:00:01
and the Verge writes, for now it's still
1:00:04
too early to tell what would become of
1:00:06
the .io domain, whether it will
1:00:08
go through a similar transitional period like
1:00:10
.yu or if IANA will let
1:00:12
the Chagossians keep it because they
1:00:14
say we want it, we
1:00:17
don't want the Brits to have it, we want the money.
1:00:19
The Verge reached out to Identity
1:00:21
Digital, the domain registrar that previously
1:00:23
obtained rights to sell IO domains
1:00:26
and IANA for information about
1:00:28
IO's future but we haven't heard back. Okay,
1:00:30
so there it is, it's the money. It's
1:00:33
the money because the Chagossians say wait
1:00:36
a minute, we make just
1:00:38
like, by the way Tuvalu is sinking. Tuvalu
1:00:41
will in the next few decades disappear
1:00:43
under the ocean. There goes your domain
1:00:45
too. Well, but
1:00:48
the Tuvalans would very much like to move
1:00:50
to another island and keep .tv
1:00:52
because it's a lot
1:00:55
of money. Hmm, I
1:00:57
don't know. There
1:00:59
are a lot of .io
1:01:02
people who just .io out
1:01:04
there, including my bookmarking service,
1:01:06
raindrop.io. It's a big
1:01:08
deal to change your domain. Yeah, especially
1:01:11
a really popular one. Yeah. Okay,
1:01:15
well that's that story. What
1:01:17
are you guys going to do? Do you
1:01:19
have any .io domains, Leo? I do, yes.
1:01:22
I think I do. Which one? Yes, how
1:01:24
many domains do you have? I was about
1:01:26
to say, how much do you spend a
1:01:28
year on domains? Hundreds of dollars. Didn't you
1:01:30
clean them out somewhat? No.
1:01:32
Why would I do that? None of them
1:01:34
are worth anything? None of them are worth
1:01:36
a thing. I
1:01:38
still have tunictime.com and fancypants.com. We've
1:01:40
talked about this before. Yes, yes,
1:01:43
yes. I had S
1:01:45
widget spelled out. Swidget?
1:01:48
No. No, you don't have fancypants.com. We've talked
1:01:50
about this. Oh, that's right. I gave you.
1:01:52
So it's true. Some of them have lapsed.
1:01:56
Normally I have auto. No, that went to your wife, your
1:01:58
ex-wife. She got it
1:02:00
in the divorce settlement. That would be funny.
1:02:03
Fancy pants? I should
1:02:05
write to her, hey hun, do you
1:02:07
think you still want fancy pants and
1:02:09
tunic time? Let
1:02:15
me see, I'm just going to log in to
1:02:17
Hover here and see what's happening. I
1:02:20
feel like I have a .io. I
1:02:22
simply wish I could own hair.is. V-A-R.is.
1:02:28
It's never going to happen. Why not? .is
1:02:30
is Iceland. You should be able to get that.
1:02:32
I know. It
1:02:35
was registered by someone else in 2007. Some dope.
1:02:37
I can't find a way to purchase it and I'm
1:02:39
sure if I did it would be like a million
1:02:41
dollars. Hey, if you're out
1:02:44
there owner of par.is, please give it
1:02:46
to me for a reasonable price. I
1:02:48
was miffed because I
1:02:51
wanted leo.com, which would be
1:02:53
a fantastic domain, right? Or
1:02:56
a leo.anything. The Royal Bank of
1:02:58
Canada's mascot is a lion named
1:03:00
Leo, so they owned leo.com for
1:03:02
the longest darn time and
1:03:04
then they let it lapse and I didn't notice
1:03:06
in some domain squatter. Yes, I
1:03:09
have leport.io. Oh. Yeah.
1:03:12
leport.io. My son got
1:03:14
jarv.is. It's
1:03:17
registered to. That's really good.
1:03:19
Jarv.is. I got to
1:03:21
update the address. It's registered to the Twitch cottage.
1:03:27
I've had this since 2016 and it will
1:03:29
not expire till 2025. So
1:03:33
I should really think about it now. Should I keep
1:03:36
it? Do the Bagosians need
1:03:38
it? What was their names for the
1:03:40
Chagosians? Do they need it?
1:03:42
Do they need the money? The Brits got your money instead
1:03:45
of them. Yeah.
1:03:47
I have so many silly domain names. I probably should
1:03:49
get rid of some of these. You could get leo.lol
1:03:51
for $3,000. Yeah, no. See,
1:03:54
not worth it. I do have, I think
1:03:57
I have an lol domain. a
1:04:00
dot fund domain. So I don't
1:04:03
know if I have a dot, no, no, no
1:04:05
L O Ls. How
1:04:08
many domains do you have Paris? You have a lot
1:04:10
probably. Yeah. Not really. I just have
1:04:13
Paris, smart, no.com and Paris dot NYC. Oh,
1:04:16
I like Paris. That's
1:04:18
kind of an interesting juxtaposition of
1:04:21
two big cities, one after the
1:04:23
other. I love Paris.
1:04:25
Absolutely. And your spirit. Yes. What
1:04:27
do you use it for anything? Um,
1:04:30
I just use it for my blue sky
1:04:32
handle and it also redirects my website. Oh,
1:04:35
so you do have a website. Yeah. Paris
1:04:38
dot NYC, man. Right. Pretty good.
1:04:40
Oh, that's the best. I finally
1:04:42
just this week started using Jeff
1:04:44
jarvis.com. What were
1:04:47
you using before? Well, the
1:04:50
goods machine dot com, good breath. This
1:04:52
is dot com. I forgot that I
1:04:54
owned it. My old employers advance. Somebody,
1:04:56
somebody sat on it and tried to
1:04:58
screw me in. So the lawyers for
1:05:00
advance went and got it and
1:05:02
I forgot it. They paid for it for years.
1:05:04
They finally said, uh, Jeff, can you take this
1:05:06
off our hands? We got it. We don't want,
1:05:09
you know, what you were sitting on things. I
1:05:11
know we, last week we talked about our Oala
1:05:13
bottles, Paris. Just a little tip.
1:05:15
I sat on the lid. Oh,
1:05:19
the springs went. And,
1:05:22
but it turns out Amazon sells a
1:05:25
fake third party. Yeah,
1:05:28
that does look fake. Look at the colors
1:05:30
for only $8. Well,
1:05:33
I was going to buy a whole new one, but you
1:05:35
know, the can still good. So I
1:05:37
just bought the new lid anyway, just a little
1:05:39
tip. It's not, it's not a, who says this
1:05:41
show, is it useful? Prime
1:05:45
deal or anything? Wire cutter. You can
1:05:47
do so. I feel so bad for people who
1:05:50
work at sites like the wire cutter, uh, the
1:05:53
verge cause they're going crazy right now
1:05:55
cause prime days, right? The
1:05:58
second one of the year. Yeah,
1:06:00
I never find anything I want in prime days.
1:06:02
Never, never, never, never. Do
1:06:04
you Paris? Are you a prime shopper? No, I'm not.
1:06:07
It's barely a Holland. I had to
1:06:10
do the prime day gift
1:06:13
guides for New York magazine
1:06:15
one year. And it was a nightmare.
1:06:17
Right now what all those writers are
1:06:19
doing is combing through an endlessly long
1:06:22
Excel spreadsheet and
1:06:25
looking at meager deals and trying to find a
1:06:27
way to get readers excited about it because it
1:06:29
pays for their salary. Exactly. Yep.
1:06:32
I remember one day we thought we weren't
1:06:34
going to make our prime day targets and
1:06:36
then four people bought like a five grand
1:06:38
TV using our affiliate link and there
1:06:40
we were. Yep. Yes,
1:06:44
you got to keep doing it. Who
1:06:46
said I was trying to remember some site said it
1:06:49
might have maybe was maybe it was wire cutter.
1:06:51
Here are the 4,393 good deals in the 28,972 Amazon
1:06:57
prime deals. It
1:06:59
made me go, Oh my
1:07:01
God, that hurts. That hurts. Whoever
1:07:03
had to do that. I was just searching for
1:07:06
that story and I don't see it here anywhere.
1:07:09
Anyway. So I just put
1:07:11
up a little news about open AI from the
1:07:13
FT. Well, there's a
1:07:15
big story about open AI actually. From the
1:07:18
information from a few minutes ago.
1:07:21
Oh, okay. Let's
1:07:23
do that. Then I'll do mine. What's so what's the
1:07:25
story? Opening
1:07:27
I burned 340 million in the first half of 2024. They
1:07:33
got 167 billion. Their
1:07:37
total losses between 2023 and 2028 are going to be
1:07:39
$44 billion. So
1:07:44
that means they have a four year runway. Yeah.
1:07:48
They don't know. I think how,
1:07:50
uh, like when they're going to be
1:07:52
profitable or they're not going to be profitable for a very
1:07:54
long time, I believe. Um, but
1:07:58
according to my story, it was. won't matter.
1:08:01
Why not? Because now the latest
1:08:03
gambit from Altman is
1:08:06
that he wants to structure OpenAI as we know
1:08:08
he wants to structure as a for-profit company and
1:08:10
end it not for profit, but he
1:08:12
wants to structure it as a public benefit company.
1:08:15
Oh boy. Well that's better than a...
1:08:18
It's just a trick to fend off. Yeah,
1:08:20
it's not really real. I
1:08:23
know a lot of public, but I thought that you
1:08:25
had to, I don't know,
1:08:27
be a public benefit or something. But yeah,
1:08:30
what does that mean? Yeah, you make some
1:08:32
fakie. We're really good. It's not quite non-profit,
1:08:35
but you're not allowed to get rich, right? No, you can
1:08:37
get as rich as you want, but the thing is
1:08:40
that what it does is it protects you from
1:08:43
raiders coming and saying
1:08:45
you're not making enough profit. Oh.
1:08:49
So what he's protecting here is his lack
1:08:52
of profitability going forward by doing this
1:08:54
to hide behind a public
1:08:56
benefit because Sam is... I wouldn't
1:09:02
trust him. So
1:09:04
my stories were actually about
1:09:06
AI also. Jeffrey
1:09:09
Hinton wins a Nobel Prize
1:09:11
in physics. Hinton
1:09:14
of course is the
1:09:16
godfather of AI. One
1:09:19
of many. But he was the guy who
1:09:21
came up with neural networks many, many years
1:09:23
ago. He's also one of the signatories
1:09:26
of the letter.
1:09:29
Which I think is why they gave it to
1:09:31
him. I think that the bells have become more
1:09:33
and more political and
1:09:35
I think it's an opportunity for them to give
1:09:40
him attention. Interesting. The
1:09:42
Wall Street Journal did immediately. The Wall Street Journal
1:09:44
said, and he's screaming about danger. The Wall
1:09:47
Street Journal loves to do that. Well,
1:09:49
you know who else won a Nobel Prize? D'Amisisibis.
1:09:54
Which really says that Google
1:09:56
has really become, or at least
1:09:58
was, a a
1:10:00
key basic research, the
1:10:03
Nobel labs. He of
1:10:05
course was the founder of, of
1:10:07
deep mind. I
1:10:10
wasn't, you lost your mind. I
1:10:14
knew that deep throat was wrong. It
1:10:17
was the founder, very long. Yeah. Very
1:10:19
long founder of deep mind,
1:10:21
his Nobel prize is in chemistry. So hitting
1:10:23
one in for physics, cause there isn't a
1:10:26
Nobel prize for AI. Not
1:10:28
yet. Uh, but his
1:10:30
CBS one, because they came up with
1:10:32
a pro deep mind, came up with
1:10:34
a protein folding that has
1:10:36
been used to ice. I
1:10:39
thought, I don't know, no effect,
1:10:41
but apparently some effect in
1:10:43
medicine. So,
1:10:46
uh, David Baker university, Washington,
1:10:48
John jumper, Google deep mind and Damaese,
1:10:50
I'm a CBS of deep mind. Uh,
1:10:54
uh, has CBS and jumper developed a
1:10:56
powerful computational tool. This is from the
1:10:58
Washington post that gave researchers the long
1:11:00
sought ability to predict how proteins twist
1:11:02
and fold to create complex
1:11:05
3d structures that can block viruses,
1:11:07
build muscle or degrade
1:11:09
plastic. Um,
1:11:11
and protein folding is, you know,
1:11:13
this remember the, the,
1:11:15
uh, the whole thing
1:11:17
where you were, uh, getting your computers
1:11:20
idle time and you were donating it
1:11:22
to a project and one of them was folding
1:11:25
it home. Remember that where you
1:11:27
would get all the computers in the
1:11:30
world with their idle cycles, trying to
1:11:32
fold proteins. Well, that's gone away because
1:11:34
AI does it easily
1:11:36
and quickly. You don't
1:11:38
need all those computers. Um,
1:11:43
so I'm curious,
1:11:46
they got the Nobel prize, but have,
1:11:48
has alpha fold. Generated.
1:11:51
I mean, is there a medicine or something I
1:11:53
could point to that says it's,
1:11:56
it's working. I mean, I
1:11:58
know it's making these defined working. It
1:12:00
was a product that people undertook this project for
1:12:02
a reason so that they
1:12:04
could. And, and, and we got there thanks
1:12:06
to this. Okay. So
1:12:09
see, it's no, it's a good
1:12:11
thing. Yeah. It's
1:12:15
not all generative AI. That's
1:12:17
a good, okay. There you go. That's a good point.
1:12:20
It isn't, this stuff is not generative AI.
1:12:22
I mean, I don't
1:12:24
know what to me it is. It's
1:12:26
all anything that generates something with AI.
1:12:28
It's generative AI, but. Well, so,
1:12:31
so I'm, I, I, I had a call for
1:12:33
him with the World Economic Forum at Davos. Oh.
1:12:35
And they, uh, cause I'm a member of
1:12:38
the, of some kind of AI thing, the
1:12:40
AI governance thing. So anyway,
1:12:42
they said that it's also diagnostic,
1:12:44
predictive, prescriptive, and adaptive AI. Oh,
1:12:47
those are the categories. Okay. But.
1:12:50
I think a lot of times we think
1:12:53
of a generative AI as chat bots basically.
1:12:55
Yeah. Right. Chat GPT. Making, um, swimming hippos.
1:12:58
When the Nobel committee called Jeffrey Hinton,
1:13:00
he said he is quote. Worried.
1:13:04
Oh Jesus. That the overall consequence
1:13:06
of this might be systems more
1:13:08
intelligent than us that might eventually
1:13:11
take control. But then they
1:13:13
said, but, but knowing that would you, would you do
1:13:15
it all over again? He said, Oh yeah. It's
1:13:21
a whiny Oppenheimer. Yeah.
1:13:24
I'd do it again. I
1:13:26
am, I am created chat
1:13:28
bot. Uh, uh,
1:13:31
Annoyer of worlds. Exactly.
1:13:35
Good. Very good. Hopfield
1:13:40
echoed his co-laurates concerns in a
1:13:42
video call yesterday afternoon at Princeton
1:13:44
university. The worry I
1:13:46
have is not quite, not AI
1:13:48
quite directly, but AI
1:13:50
combined with information flow around
1:13:53
the globe. Oh,
1:13:56
no one's worried about like bad people with
1:13:58
AI. Like that's
1:14:00
more worried about is like that, that,
1:14:03
that maybe deep fakes. I don't know.
1:14:07
Uh, Hopfield is 91 hitting is 76. Uh,
1:14:12
that's usually the case. You don't win a Nobel
1:14:14
prize to your, Dennis is very young, isn't he?
1:14:16
He's pretty young. Yeah. Yeah.
1:14:20
Well, I'm just saying, is there still hope,
1:14:22
Jeff? That's all. I'm just trying to get
1:14:24
your 4am phone call. I
1:14:27
just want to MacArthur by the way, that's
1:14:30
what that play that I really liked that the
1:14:32
Washington post hated. I saw that. I saw you
1:14:34
sneaking in at a interview last week. So
1:14:39
we were talking about McLean, which I thought
1:14:41
was a great movie. It's, uh, it's the
1:14:43
Robert Downey Broadway debut play nut movie play
1:14:46
that I saw. I mean, it's a movie in some
1:14:48
ways he's moving. He's moving. And
1:14:50
there's a lot of special effects on the stage.
1:14:53
It's actually the staging and the post did like
1:14:55
the staging, but they hated the,
1:14:57
the, the, the play itself. I
1:14:59
don't know. I haven't did the times hate it. Did the New
1:15:01
York City? I haven't seen a review yet.
1:15:04
We should talk about megalopolis, which I saw, and I
1:15:06
don't know if I hate it or not. It
1:15:09
was a movie,
1:15:11
an experience of
1:15:13
what a ride of a lifetime. I spent
1:15:15
the whole time thinking of it. Adam Driver
1:15:17
as Leo, because he famously voiced
1:15:20
an early version of either driver's character
1:15:22
or you said maybe
1:15:24
the narrator I thought might be the narrator. It was
1:15:26
one of those, I walked
1:15:28
down the rainy streets and
1:15:30
you know, it was, I thought he was a detective,
1:15:32
but maybe it was Adam. Maybe he was an architect.
1:15:34
I mean, that does seem like something that Adam drivers
1:15:37
would say in this, it was
1:15:39
a bizarre film. I
1:15:42
really enjoyed it. There were parts of it that
1:15:44
I was like, I
1:15:46
love the weird movie. This is fun. And
1:15:48
there are parts that I was like, this
1:15:51
is terrible. Like one of the first things
1:15:53
that Adam driver's character, the plot of this
1:15:55
is it's set in new Rome, which is
1:15:57
like New York city, but it's Rome.
1:16:00
in the future, but it's
1:16:02
not very confusing. And Adam
1:16:04
Driver plays a mad architect
1:16:06
named Caesar, who's got this
1:16:09
vision for a future city that kind
1:16:11
of looks like Hudson Yards mixed with
1:16:14
that meme of the utopia
1:16:16
city that you see, which is an insult. Is
1:16:18
it like, like, yeah, it was shrugged a little
1:16:20
bit? I mean, when I say it was an
1:16:22
architect. It's like,
1:16:25
and Rand mixed with Hudson
1:16:28
Yards mixed with Caesar.
1:16:31
I don't know. It's not
1:16:33
great. I want to
1:16:35
see it just because of the spectacle. By
1:16:37
the way, you're lucky you saw it because
1:16:39
there's some, some thought that they will not
1:16:41
be sent to streaming, that this is it.
1:16:43
You see it in the theater. You don't
1:16:45
see it at all. I also saw an
1:16:48
immersive screening where midway through, oh yeah, you
1:16:50
don't consider an a spoiler because this is
1:16:52
30 seconds of
1:16:54
the movie and it does not have
1:16:56
a console. A satellite
1:16:59
crashes into New York city. Then
1:17:01
archival footage of 9 11 is
1:17:03
played, which I've since
1:17:05
learned was shot when they were filming
1:17:07
because they've been filming this movie for
1:17:09
so goddamn long that they have never
1:17:11
before seen footage of 9 11 in
1:17:14
this. Then there is a scene
1:17:18
of Adam driver as the architect in
1:17:20
a very tiny box on screen at
1:17:22
a press conference. Then the house lights
1:17:25
go up in the theater and a
1:17:27
man walks out in front of the
1:17:29
movie theater with a mic, takes notes
1:17:32
and then asks Adam driver on screen
1:17:34
a question. Adam driver responds and then
1:17:36
he goes away and the lights. Oh,
1:17:39
that's so it was, oh my God.
1:17:41
What reality is bending. I know. I
1:17:44
thought it was kind of like going to the
1:17:46
Rocky Horror Picture Show and seeing some guy dressed
1:17:49
as Frankenfurter, but that, that, that person is now
1:17:51
going to say that he was in a couple
1:17:53
of production. Right. Well, like me, I was in
1:17:55
a car like you. So
1:17:57
you, this is good. Did you, we did this.
1:18:00
before the show. So
1:18:02
Megalopolis, Coppola has been
1:18:04
working on this for 40 years. Yes.
1:18:07
And I mentioned that 30 years ago,
1:18:10
I was called into Zoetrope.
1:18:13
I auditioned for a role in some
1:18:16
unknown radio thing that Coppola
1:18:18
was doing at Zoetrope and read a part
1:18:20
for a couple of nights with
1:18:22
other actors in Zoetrope.
1:18:26
I later figured out that we were recording
1:18:28
some sort of pre-visualization for a movie that
1:18:30
Francis was working on, but the movie never
1:18:32
came out. And the other
1:18:34
hit that says you're Adam Driver is
1:18:37
that you were supposed to sound like Bob Woodward. I
1:18:40
got fired. I'm not knowing how he
1:18:42
sounds, and Bob Woodward sounds like Adam
1:18:44
Driver. Francis grew increasingly agitated. He kept
1:18:46
saying, do it more like Bob Woodward.
1:18:48
And I had no idea
1:18:50
what Bob Woodward sounded like, so
1:18:52
I didn't know what this direction meant. So
1:18:55
I just tried different accents. Some of the
1:18:57
strangest voice acting
1:18:59
and just general acting choices I've
1:19:01
ever seen in a movie in this film. That's what
1:19:04
he was trying to get me to do. There is
1:19:06
one where it's a normal scene between Adam Driver and
1:19:08
what will become his love interest. And he's talking in
1:19:10
a normal way. And then he goes, so
1:19:13
go back to the club. That
1:19:15
is fully how he delivers
1:19:17
the love. I can totally
1:19:20
see Adam Driver doing that. He does that little
1:19:22
vocal tick. Yeah. I have to
1:19:24
see it because you have to
1:19:26
see it. And I also heard from Coppola
1:19:29
when he was talking when someone was asking
1:19:31
him in an interview recently, what led you
1:19:33
to come back to megalopolis all these years
1:19:35
later? He said some years ago he had
1:19:38
filmed a food
1:19:40
tour TV show episode with Anthony Bourdain. I
1:19:42
assumed it. Where else would he go? But
1:19:44
he was watching himself on it and he
1:19:46
was like, oh, I look so fat. I
1:19:48
hate the way I look. So he signed
1:19:50
up for like an exercise camp. And during
1:19:52
the whole exercise thing, he was like, what
1:19:54
should I listen to? Might as well listen
1:19:56
to the old audio recordings I made for
1:19:58
the visualizations of Megalov. So I was
1:20:01
thinking, I was like, he's listening to Leo.
1:20:03
I wonder if he left my part in
1:20:05
and then had father Guido Sarducci do the
1:20:08
rest. Frankly, given the way that
1:20:10
this movie turned out, that would
1:20:12
make sense. It is the
1:20:15
most disjointed, confusing experience. There
1:20:17
was a whole subplot where Aubrey
1:20:19
Plaza is a character named Wow
1:20:21
Platinum that is kind of like
1:20:24
sexy Jim Cramer. She hosts a
1:20:26
financial morning talk news
1:20:29
show called The Money Bunny. Oh,
1:20:33
God. Which is the money honey reference
1:20:35
to that. Oh, I get it. So
1:20:37
he borrowed or raised
1:20:39
money like a hundred, what, 120 million to make this? He
1:20:41
sold one of his vineyards for it. He sold a vineyard
1:20:43
for 120 million dollars. Or
1:20:46
he leveraged, I think, his vineyard as collateral.
1:20:48
Right. This vineyard, by the way, is just north of
1:20:51
me. The couple of vineyards. It's going to
1:20:53
be sold by somebody else pretty soon. This
1:20:55
is a triggering question for me. So it
1:20:57
is opening weekend. It earned
1:20:59
four million dollars. Yeah,
1:21:02
no, it's not going to make money. It was not
1:21:04
a I will probably see it again, but I'm
1:21:07
also crazy. I wouldn't say I found
1:21:09
that a decent movie watching
1:21:11
experience, but it wasn't pleasurable. I was listening
1:21:13
to pop culture, happy hour talk about this,
1:21:16
and they were trying to decide whether it
1:21:18
was a failure or a fiasco because a
1:21:20
failure is just a failure that is like
1:21:22
not fun at all. But a fiasco has
1:21:25
got some pizzazz. Like there's something about it
1:21:27
fails. And this is definitely a fiasco and
1:21:29
kind of a fun way. One of
1:21:31
the funniest this American life episodes ever is
1:21:33
called fiasco. And if you haven't listened to
1:21:36
it, it is a series of
1:21:38
fiasco and it's a one. It's
1:21:40
it's it's what made this American life. It's how long
1:21:42
is it Paris? Two hours
1:21:44
and 18 minutes. Oh, I thought it might have been a
1:21:46
four hour. So I'm maybe four hours.
1:21:48
It might have made more sense. I
1:21:51
see that it is now up for
1:21:53
presale on Amazon and iTunes and the
1:21:55
various streaming sites. So I would
1:21:57
say it's definitely a movie I'd recommend. in
1:22:00
theaters, if you could, I guess I don't
1:22:02
know whether the theaters would be packed. I
1:22:04
saw it in a packed giant IMAX theaters
1:22:06
and people were just uproary. It was sold
1:22:08
out. It was opening again. It would be fun to
1:22:10
see that with a lot of other people. It was the immersive one
1:22:12
with the guy, so everybody was there to see the
1:22:15
guy. But people were laughing their
1:22:17
butts off during it because there are
1:22:19
some really strange choices in there. At
1:22:22
one point, a character is talking about a
1:22:24
baby she's about to have to someone and
1:22:26
she's like, if it's
1:22:28
a girl, we'll name her Sunny Hope.
1:22:31
If it's a boy, Francis. It's
1:22:36
like stuff like that one after another. Jeff,
1:22:39
you were asking a question before? It's
1:22:41
triggering for me to ask this, but now
1:22:44
I'm curious. What
1:22:47
was the 9-11 footage like? I
1:22:50
feel like it was just kind of a
1:22:52
short, like they had like three panel
1:22:54
shots that were kind of interspersed throughout the
1:22:56
film, one of which I believe was
1:22:58
like perhaps like the aftermath of 9-11.
1:23:00
Like it wasn't, you know, planes crashing into
1:23:03
the towers or anything like that. But
1:23:05
it was footage that I recognized as, huh,
1:23:07
that's a 9-11. And then afterwards, I
1:23:09
heard that it was never before seen
1:23:11
footage from the day because they were
1:23:14
filming in downtown Manhattan when that happened.
1:23:18
I am I am looking at the
1:23:20
six thirty show tonight at our local theater
1:23:22
and looks like I can have the theater
1:23:25
all to myself. Leo's
1:23:30
going to be rushing off to make sure he gets in. Yeah,
1:23:35
I think I'll go. Should I get tickets? I
1:23:38
see sad to see it. Like I'm the
1:23:40
only person in the freaking theater. I
1:23:43
would go if you could go. I mean, honestly,
1:23:45
if you're there by yourself, then just like
1:23:48
know that it's good to laugh. I think that it's
1:23:50
kind of a very funny movie to me. But
1:23:55
God, it's weird. It's such a weird
1:23:57
movie. There's a whole deep fake subplot.
1:24:02
I feel like I would like this movie to be honest
1:24:04
with you. That's what's just. Yeah, no, it's like a
1:24:06
mix between like, there are parts of the movie that I'm
1:24:08
like, oh, this could have been good, but it doesn't make
1:24:11
sense. There's it switches between at
1:24:13
one point, Adam Driver does the full
1:24:15
Shakespeare to be and not to be
1:24:17
monologue at another point. A guy does
1:24:19
a phone or joke. It's, it's bizarre.
1:24:22
It's bizarre. Doctor trying to
1:24:24
get out of writing a few pages of script.
1:24:26
I think I have this old Shakespeare stuff I
1:24:28
could use. Because
1:24:30
like it's kind of said in modern times.
1:24:32
So then all the people watching were like,
1:24:34
what's this guy doing in like normal English?
1:24:37
And they're like, ah, just let him come.
1:24:39
Not to be that's the question. Basically.
1:24:43
It just sounds like he was working on it for too
1:24:45
long. That like he left too much and he did not.
1:24:47
That's what he does. Yeah. You
1:24:50
know, I sat next to him once in San Francisco
1:24:52
and it was when apocalypse now
1:24:54
was coming out. I was one of the few
1:24:56
people who liked it. I loved it. It's the
1:24:58
greatest apocalypse. You know, in hindsight, you're right at
1:25:00
the time it was panned in hindsight.
1:25:03
Well, it's gotta be the greatest war movie. It's not
1:25:05
as good as apocalypse now, but it is
1:25:07
interesting. I think it's the most interesting movie
1:25:09
I've seen. He's made some
1:25:12
terrible movies. There's no doubt about that.
1:25:15
But I have huge respect for Francis. The
1:25:17
opening of it is a direct nod to Hudsucker
1:25:19
proxy, which is one of my favorite movies. So
1:25:22
I liked that. So you're a movie fan,
1:25:24
a nihilist. I am. An optimistic
1:25:26
nihilist and a movie fan. It's
1:25:28
true. An optimistic nihilist and a movie fan walking
1:25:30
to a bar. So the truth is
1:25:32
I really liked going to the movies for the
1:25:34
popcorn. True. And when the pandemic
1:25:38
seems to die down, it's not died down. It's still
1:25:40
there folks. I know that, but I
1:25:42
thought, you know, I haven't had that popcorn in
1:25:45
four years. And I went to
1:25:47
the local theater where they have the probably here's
1:25:49
a popcorn. It's terrible. A, B, a little tiny
1:25:51
one, $8. Well,
1:25:53
that's their profit. I know,
1:25:55
but geez. I'll make
1:25:57
you, when next time you're out here, I'll make you some
1:25:59
good. I make good popcorn.
1:26:02
Nice. I do. I have a whole, I
1:26:05
have actually official popcorn equipment.
1:26:07
Of course you do.
1:26:09
I have a pot that's exclusively for making
1:26:11
popcorn. Do you make it in your
1:26:13
pizza oven? You don't have a pizza oven anymore. No,
1:26:15
I don't. I don't make it in the pizza oven.
1:26:17
I make it on the stovetop, but it's a, it's
1:26:20
a whirly pop. Now I use the, uh, the official
1:26:22
whirly pops for a while, but they fall apart. I
1:26:24
got myself a really nice stainless
1:26:26
steel glass metal
1:26:29
gear whirly pop that does muah. And
1:26:32
then I use a Amish country popcorn.
1:26:34
It's very, very good. And
1:26:36
then I put the salt in the whirly pop
1:26:39
so that, and I use ghee, not
1:26:41
butter, not oil, but ghee to
1:26:43
pop the popcorn. And then of course melted butter on top.
1:26:45
If you really want to go crazy, but another thing you
1:26:48
could do is put the salt in with some sugar and
1:26:50
do the whirly pop. And then you got your cell.
1:26:53
Or put bananas. Bananas
1:26:56
top with the mayonnaise. You've got
1:26:58
your cell. Bananas. I think it's
1:27:00
a, it's a thing. You
1:27:04
know, there was a lot of Google news this week.
1:27:06
Yeah. Let's take a break and then come back and
1:27:08
actually do some stuff. I just want to, I just
1:27:10
want to say for the records, we did no news
1:27:12
last week. We're doing no, you know, we've done a
1:27:14
lot of news. It
1:27:17
was an oops all arguments. Oh yeah. So
1:27:19
it was, there was no news. We
1:27:21
hit like two headlines. We started
1:27:23
to play scooter X's notebook,
1:27:26
LM change log and it was so
1:27:28
awful. We had to stop. We
1:27:30
got into a fight about Taylor, the Renz. By
1:27:34
the way, I still can't go to our
1:27:36
site. It says it's malware. I don't know
1:27:38
why, but I have my, my, my, you
1:27:41
know, our, our security software is blocking
1:27:43
it weird. Yeah. That's
1:27:46
kind of all we did. Anyway,
1:27:48
let's not think about the past.
1:27:51
Let's be optimistic. Shall we
1:27:53
more to come with this week in Google Jeff
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of the things we talked about last week, Ed Zittrain would
1:30:14
not talk about it, is the
1:30:16
kerfuffle between automatic
1:30:19
and WordPress and
1:30:21
WordPress engine. And
1:30:23
of course, that was last week was
1:30:26
the day. And the reason he couldn't talk about
1:30:28
it is he represents automatic. Oh,
1:30:30
I thought he was just like too boring. I don't
1:30:32
want to talk about that. No, maybe he also was
1:30:34
crazy glued like, same word. We
1:30:41
had somebody on the
1:30:43
show Sunday
1:30:47
who used
1:30:49
to work for automatic has a lot of respect,
1:30:51
I think, for Matt Mullenwegan as
1:30:53
I do. But it's a
1:30:55
complicated story. Great piece from Jeffrey
1:30:57
Zeldman. I have a lot, I'll tell you what, I have
1:31:00
a lot of respect for Zeldman. He is one
1:31:02
of the guys behind so
1:31:05
many web standards that we use. He's one of the old
1:31:07
school guys. He works at
1:31:09
automatic. He decided
1:31:11
to stay there or
1:31:13
decided to take a job there after. Should
1:31:15
you give, if I may, the background here of
1:31:17
what he was, what everybody was offered? It
1:31:21
was like six months. Or
1:31:24
30,000, whichever is larger. To
1:31:26
do what? To leave? To leave because
1:31:28
people were disagreeing with what Matt had, this is
1:31:30
background, I think it
1:31:32
matters. Matt had come out with his jihad
1:31:34
against the other company. And
1:31:37
some disagreed with him and his tone and
1:31:39
Matt said, okay. And
1:31:42
it wasn't, it was, I think, I think it was a
1:31:44
uniquely Matt thing to do to say, I don't
1:31:47
want to have you feel like you're working in a
1:31:49
company where you're going to disagree. So I'm going to
1:31:51
make a very generous offer. Anybody who wants to leave
1:31:53
can leave and get six months salary. And
1:31:56
that six months health insurance. Yes.
1:31:59
In fact, that's. That's why Zelman said,
1:32:01
I really thought about this because he
1:32:03
has creditors. He's already hired somewhere else.
1:32:06
Yeah. He said six months
1:32:08
salary in advance would have wiped the slate
1:32:10
clean on medical debts and financial obligations incurred
1:32:13
by the closing of my publishing businesses
1:32:16
and my conference. So 159 people took
1:32:18
the offer. A lot of
1:32:20
people. 8.4% of the company. The
1:32:24
other 91.6% gave up 126 million in the potential severance to stay. 63.5%
1:32:29
were male. 53%
1:32:31
were in the US. By
1:32:34
division, it affected our ecosystem WordPress
1:32:36
areas the most. 79.2%
1:32:40
of those who took it were in our ecosystem business
1:32:42
compared with 18.2% from Cosmos, our
1:32:45
apps like PocketCasts. Yeah. 18
1:32:47
people made over 200,000 K a year. One
1:32:51
person started two days before the deadline.
1:32:53
Wow. Four people then took
1:32:55
it and changed their minds. Okay. So
1:32:58
that's the background
1:33:01
here of what Zelman faces. And I get it again.
1:33:03
And I say, I really respect Zelman. He is a
1:33:05
legend and had been around forever.
1:33:07
He says, uh, even as I made myself think
1:33:09
about what six months salary and a lump son
1:33:12
could do to help my family and call my
1:33:14
creditors, I knew in my soul, there was no
1:33:16
way I'd leave this company. I
1:33:18
respect the courage and conviction of my departed colleagues.
1:33:20
I already missed them. I feel that departure is
1:33:23
a personal loss. My grief is real.
1:33:26
The sadness is like a cold fog and
1:33:28
a dark wet night, but
1:33:32
I stayed because I believe in the
1:33:34
work automatic is doing. I believe in
1:33:36
the open web and owning your content.
1:33:39
I've devoted nearly three decades of work to this
1:33:41
cause. And when I choose to move in house
1:33:43
or when I chose to move in house, I
1:33:45
knew there was only one house that would suit
1:33:47
me automatic. Now he refers
1:33:50
to a post by the
1:33:52
guy who created Drupal Dries Boudart
1:33:55
called solving the maker taker problem
1:33:57
entries, you know, do
1:33:59
pro, which is what we use as our content management
1:34:01
system is definitely a competitor with
1:34:03
WordPress. But Dries says, I'm not going to
1:34:05
take a position on the WordPress thing, but
1:34:12
it's important to understand that every open
1:34:15
source project has people who contribute to
1:34:17
it and people who take
1:34:19
from it. And
1:34:22
it's as if, and
1:34:24
Zelman says it this way, he says, it's
1:34:27
as if you would, you'd
1:34:29
go to dinner with Paris and Jeff and I
1:34:31
go to dinner every week for
1:34:33
years and I always pay
1:34:35
and nobody else offers to pay. At some point
1:34:38
you got to say something about it. So
1:34:42
he can you summarize the core of the debate again
1:34:44
for me? What is, what
1:34:46
are people upset about? I
1:34:50
actually, I don't
1:34:52
know. I mean, I do kind of know.
1:34:55
So remember that Matt Mullenweg wrote
1:34:57
WordPress in the beginning
1:35:00
and it became very, very
1:35:03
widely used. He
1:35:05
gives it away at wordpress.org. You can download it,
1:35:07
you can install it yourself. He
1:35:09
also started a company, wordpress.com, it's
1:35:11
called automatic. And
1:35:15
that is a managed version of WordPress. So
1:35:17
you pay somebody to run your website and keep
1:35:19
it up to date and all that stuff. 43%
1:35:24
of the web now uses WordPress. It's
1:35:29
a huge enterprise. And it
1:35:31
defeated moveable type. That's
1:35:36
right. Cause it was open and
1:35:38
cause it's free as an open source project.
1:35:40
But there's something interesting there is that, oh,
1:35:42
hello, gizmo. Are you interested in this open
1:35:44
source maker? Take your problem. Do you ever
1:35:46
pay for dinner? Gizmo, do you? Gizmo
1:35:49
never pays for dinner. She believes in
1:35:51
saving her capital. Yeah,
1:35:53
exactly. So
1:35:59
moveable type. this is relevant I think to where
1:36:01
you're going, movable type, uh,
1:36:03
tried to disadvantage license
1:36:05
source of its software,
1:36:08
which meant that it was put itself in
1:36:10
a conflict of interest. But WordPress didn't do
1:36:12
that and said, anybody can compete.
1:36:14
Anybody can, it's open source. We meet it. It's open
1:36:16
source. And thus it won. However,
1:36:20
WP engine was not acting
1:36:22
appropriately according to that, right?
1:36:24
Yeah. I mean, they, um,
1:36:27
they competed directly with
1:36:30
wordpress.com by offering a
1:36:32
simple managed WordPress installation,
1:36:35
but, uh, and I'm
1:36:37
not, I don't, they didn't want to contribute to
1:36:39
the open source was. Yeah. I don't want to
1:36:41
misstate Matt's objections or
1:36:44
even take a side in this. But
1:36:46
what Droy says, and I think is right,
1:36:48
is that the problem with open source software
1:36:50
is you have this, he calls it the
1:36:53
maker taker challenge, which you have people who
1:36:55
are very generously giving their
1:36:57
software away with
1:37:00
a kind of unwritten expectation that
1:37:02
people who use it, especially companies,
1:37:05
and this is a big problem who
1:37:07
use this software will contribute back, not
1:37:09
necessarily financially, could be financially, but also
1:37:11
maybe in kind with contributions
1:37:14
to the software, that kind of thing. And
1:37:16
there is this imbalance and we know
1:37:18
that there's an imbalance between people who
1:37:21
make and give away their software. People
1:37:23
like Linus Torvalds and then big
1:37:25
companies that really
1:37:28
just use it, uh, because they don't have
1:37:30
to pay for it and don't
1:37:32
contribute back. Uh, Dries
1:37:34
says addressing the maker taker challenge
1:37:37
is essential for the longterm sustainability
1:37:39
of open source projects. And I
1:37:42
agree. I think Matt maybe
1:37:45
lost his head a little bit on
1:37:47
this. You know, it really became personal for him. Um,
1:37:50
and so maybe what caused
1:37:53
the, like what flipped the switch
1:37:55
for him? Because this seems like a very
1:37:57
dramatic stance to be taking. I know. And I feel
1:37:59
like I don't. Oh, I owe you. I probably
1:38:01
shouldn't have brought this up without being more willing
1:38:03
to have an
1:38:07
opinion on it. I
1:38:10
feel a little bit like Ed. I feel
1:38:12
like a little like Ed because I really
1:38:14
know, I know and love Matt and
1:38:17
I've known him since the beginning and we've had him on the
1:38:19
show and he really is a
1:38:21
very strong advocate. Matt defends open source. He's
1:38:23
an advocate. That's why I tend to trust
1:38:25
him. Yeah. It's all
1:38:27
right to be biased on something and make
1:38:30
your bias. Yeah. This is
1:38:32
now, I decree. Perfectly neutral on everything. To
1:38:35
be known as a challenge in
1:38:37
the, in the discord. Have
1:38:39
you ever seen this? What challenge? The
1:38:41
Trenton challenge, the Trenton is bridge. The
1:38:44
stupidest slogan for a
1:38:47
town anywhere. Do
1:38:50
you see it on the bridge going to
1:38:52
the trend? World takes just,
1:38:54
just so bitter, isn't it? Just like, okay,
1:38:56
be that way world. So
1:39:00
in mid-September, this is from tech
1:39:03
crunch. Mullenweg wrote a blog post
1:39:05
calling WP engine quote, a cancer
1:39:07
to WordPress. It's a little strong.
1:39:10
Yeah. He criticized WP engine
1:39:12
for disabling the ability for
1:39:14
users to see and track
1:39:17
the revision history for every post. This
1:39:19
is a feature of WordPress. They disabled
1:39:21
it. Mullenweg says that's the
1:39:23
core of the user promise of protecting
1:39:25
your data. WP engine turns
1:39:27
it off. He says to save money. He
1:39:31
also called out WP engines,
1:39:33
investors, Silver Lake, a
1:39:35
private equity company. And
1:39:37
said they don't contribute sufficiently
1:39:39
to the open source project
1:39:42
and that WP engines use of the
1:39:45
WP brand has confused customers into thinking
1:39:47
it's part of WordPress, which I think
1:39:49
probably some people do. It's not, I
1:39:52
think to somebody who's not paying attention,
1:39:54
it's really not clear what wordpress.org, wordpress.com,
1:39:57
WP engine, automatic, what are
1:40:00
that where are they something like if
1:40:02
you gave ten dollars to WordPress you'd
1:40:04
be doing a hundred times more than
1:40:06
WP Engine is given to the open
1:40:08
source project yeah that's pretty
1:40:11
strong WP
1:40:14
Engine of course sent a cease
1:40:16
and desist letter and automatic
1:40:18
sent a cease and desist to
1:40:20
them and you know then the
1:40:22
battle goes on again
1:40:27
I my sympathies are with the Matt I
1:40:29
think he's maybe this
1:40:32
is a hot button for him and he's
1:40:34
maybe overreacting a little bit but I also
1:40:36
don't blame him because it is a problem
1:40:38
and there you have it okay
1:40:42
because we wanted to kind of cover it on last week
1:40:45
but Ed's recusal made it difficult
1:40:47
to talk too much I bet he
1:40:49
left a big his him being
1:40:51
silent leaves a big void in the room yeah boy
1:40:53
when you got him throughout the show and then suddenly
1:40:58
it really you hear
1:41:01
it all
1:41:03
right you said there's a lot of
1:41:06
Google news of Google news
1:41:09
oh my god I missed all of this I've
1:41:11
just rolled down just to give it a quick
1:41:13
digest here a judge well wait a minute the
1:41:15
most important one is we're gonna break up Google
1:41:17
says the Department of Justice right
1:41:20
that's what the DOJ says well
1:41:22
they had no the DOJ says
1:41:24
we have a menu of punishments
1:41:26
for Google you're on
1:41:28
our take your pick and
1:41:31
so it goes up to breaking up
1:41:33
but that's not the only remedy there's
1:41:35
other remedies one is they can't anybody
1:41:37
for search which means that Mozilla
1:41:40
and Apple are badly hurt
1:41:43
another is that they
1:41:45
that saves Google forty
1:41:48
billion dollars fortune
1:41:51
it doesn't hurt Google no sense another
1:41:54
is that they have to advertise that you
1:41:57
have choices in search That's
1:42:01
dumb. That's dumb. Another
1:42:03
is to break up, though it doesn't say exactly how. And
1:42:07
so I have Google's response here at mine.
1:42:10
DOJ's radical and sweeping
1:42:12
proposals risk hurting consumers,
1:42:15
businesses and developers. Of
1:42:17
course Google's going to say that. Of course they
1:42:19
will, yes. But not Robert. And you know what,
1:42:21
with some merit, I mean, it's not like, it
1:42:23
isn't, you start knocking
1:42:25
at the supports
1:42:27
of this house of cards and who knows what's
1:42:29
going to happen. And do you end up with
1:42:32
five more valuable companies that, you know, because the
1:42:34
thing is consumers will probably still pick Google
1:42:36
search. Right. Remember the
1:42:38
DOJ was going to break up Microsoft and
1:42:41
we talked about this earlier on Windows Weekly
1:42:43
and really the upshot of that would have
1:42:45
been having breaking up Microsoft into two companies,
1:42:47
operating systems and soft and work
1:42:50
office would have been two
1:42:52
more valuable companies. Consumers would have gotten
1:42:54
shares in both. Everybody wins. So
1:42:58
yeah, it's, I would love to see
1:43:00
Google be forced to give up YouTube. I think
1:43:02
that's a little much. I think
1:43:04
Google, the fact that Google controls
1:43:06
all ends of the advertising transaction
1:43:08
is clearly problematic. It
1:43:10
has hurt us with an Elon
1:43:12
Musk. What
1:43:15
if it ends up with Satoshi saying, I know what I
1:43:17
want to spend my 60 billion on. I'm going to buy
1:43:19
YouTube and do crazy things. Right. Yeah.
1:43:22
It's, you know, you be careful of the apple cart. That's a good
1:43:24
point. You upset. Good point. And
1:43:26
then the major papers, the Financial Times said,
1:43:29
this is a gift link. The
1:43:31
Google breakup reads like an antitrust fan
1:43:33
fiction. Right. And the New York
1:43:35
Times said, this is going to be really hard
1:43:38
to do. Um,
1:43:41
and at the same time, I love this, the story comes
1:43:43
in here. A wall street
1:43:45
journal story from just the other day said
1:43:47
Google's grip on search slips as
1:43:49
tick tock and AI startup mount
1:43:52
challenge. And so it's
1:43:54
just like Microsoft. The timing is. It's
1:43:57
hard because these things move glacially slowly in
1:43:59
the. technology industry. And this is what's
1:44:01
clear is Google's gonna fight full-on. They're
1:44:03
gonna go through every possible court. This
1:44:06
is gonna take years upon years upon
1:44:08
years. Well I mean they have to.
1:44:10
It's like a for their shareholders. They
1:44:12
have a fiduciary responsibility too.
1:44:15
But they're gonna spend money now. One of the stories I think
1:44:18
was the time
1:44:20
story said they're gonna spend money now
1:44:22
at a current dollar and
1:44:25
it's worth it because in the future by the
1:44:27
time anything ever happens the value
1:44:29
of what they spent will have
1:44:31
gone down with inflation. So it's
1:44:34
also in their in their physical sense
1:44:36
to just fight as long as possible. So
1:44:40
it's funny because Paul Therat said I really want to
1:44:42
know what Jeff Jarvis thinks about this. Oh
1:44:45
Paul Therat. By the way Paul who
1:44:47
I'm bitter at he was in Berlin
1:44:49
for more than a week. I told
1:44:51
him like five times on Facebook you
1:44:54
have to go to the food floor
1:44:56
in Cadevet. He never went and he
1:44:58
ate at the same bloody restaurant nearby
1:45:00
like five times having stupid curry-versed
1:45:03
every single time. I think
1:45:05
he actually loved curry-versed. He talked a lot
1:45:08
about it. Every single time he had curry-versed.
1:45:10
Jeez it's awful. I
1:45:13
love curry-versed is awful but anyway. Michael
1:45:15
Lisa's son is going to Germany with
1:45:17
his German tutor and his dad in
1:45:20
a week. Wow. And he will they
1:45:22
will be going all over Germany including
1:45:24
Berlin. Would you please text me
1:45:26
or send me or email me the name of
1:45:28
that place and I will make sure that they
1:45:30
go there. Yeah, Kaufhaus des Vesten. They should go
1:45:32
to the film museum. Yeah
1:45:35
see this is the problem. Anyway
1:45:38
Uli is a native. His German
1:45:40
tutor is native. By
1:45:42
the way Michael speaks incredibly fluent
1:45:44
German. Uli said he could teach German
1:45:46
if he wants. His kid's 21 and
1:45:49
for some reason society wanted to learn
1:45:51
German and quickly outpaced what the school
1:45:53
could offer so he has this native
1:45:55
speaker tutor who's fantastic so
1:45:59
I can't wait because he's he's going to go to Germany
1:46:01
and suddenly the language he's been learning is going to come
1:46:03
alive. Yeah. I went
1:46:05
finally, my Deutscher Schleit
1:46:07
is Erchlecht. I went finally when I was 24 and
1:46:10
I said, why didn't I pay attention? Yeah.
1:46:13
It's a fascinating culture and country. Anyway,
1:46:16
I forget where I did that to us, didn't I? No,
1:46:18
but do bring us the, send me
1:46:20
the Klaus Schaufelsstaffen. Kaufhaus
1:46:23
des Vestens. Kadebe. Okay.
1:46:26
The other story. Oh, no. Before
1:46:29
I do that. Paul Thoreau wanted to know what
1:46:32
does Jeff think? What should
1:46:34
happen? I think that
1:46:39
what this exposes is
1:46:42
the inadequacy of antitrust doctrine
1:46:44
today because, and we've talked
1:46:46
about this many times, if
1:46:49
you under US, it's about consumer harm. Consumers
1:46:52
are not harmed. They are helped in each one
1:46:54
of these cases. I do
1:46:56
think the one place where Google is vulnerable,
1:46:59
which is not this case, because this is the
1:47:01
search case, is in the ad case. Yeah. And
1:47:04
I think I disclosed on this show, I got
1:47:06
a call from lawyers who, I don't know who they could
1:47:08
have been for, wanting to see if I wanted to be
1:47:10
an expert, if I was qualified to be an expert witness.
1:47:13
And as the talk went on, gee, it was
1:47:15
about advertising and antitrust and this and that. And I
1:47:17
said, well, you might want to know what I said
1:47:20
in my new book, The Well We Weave, on sale
1:47:22
now, that is the
1:47:24
one area where Google is most
1:47:26
vulnerable and antitrust. They said, okay,
1:47:28
thanks. Nevermind. We
1:47:31
don't, we don't really want you. I agree with
1:47:34
you because they own the entire chain. They buy
1:47:36
the cell, they make the market. But
1:47:38
even there, there's an argument that says that
1:47:40
the market is more efficient because they're there
1:47:42
doing all that, but it is the area
1:47:45
where they're vulnerable. Search, it's ridiculous. It's a
1:47:47
red herring. Their shopping, which
1:47:49
the Europeans go after, is ridiculous. Just
1:47:51
how do you feel? How do
1:47:54
you feel about the fact that Google
1:47:56
lawyers had you pegged as an
1:47:58
ally of Google? Because I wrote a book. called what would
1:48:00
Google do? I mean
1:48:03
you think it's just as simple as that. I'm on a podcast. You
1:48:07
must love Google, right? But I assume they
1:48:09
probably put some other, you know, yeah, well,
1:48:11
I've said it on the show. I've said
1:48:13
on the show often, I think that the
1:48:15
case in other areas is
1:48:18
BS. But in that area, I actually agree with
1:48:20
the government going investigating. I think that's the right.
1:48:22
It's hard to know what to do though, isn't
1:48:24
it? Because you don't want to upset the apple
1:48:26
cart. Yeah. It's really
1:48:29
hard to know what to do. That's because it's
1:48:31
through the apple cart. Who need apples of cart?
1:48:33
You want to do it on the mayor's side?
1:48:35
They came in and tripped it over everyone else's
1:48:37
apple cart. So why can't we tip their apple
1:48:39
cart? I would also say that your point earlier
1:48:41
about consumer harm, I don't know.
1:48:43
I think there should be an asterisk there.
1:48:45
It's like, yeah, perhaps consumers aren't being harmed
1:48:47
under the specific way the US justice system
1:48:51
defines consumer harm currently. Some people
1:48:53
argue the consumers are being harmed
1:48:56
because monopolistic forces deprive them of
1:48:58
choices that would otherwise be available
1:49:00
if it wasn't such a concentrated
1:49:02
market. Would you want a European
1:49:04
model where the antitrust is more
1:49:07
about too big is too big?
1:49:10
Yeah. Or you could say the
1:49:12
way Google has manipulated the ad market makes it
1:49:14
very difficult for blogs to
1:49:17
succeed and for podcasts like ours
1:49:19
to succeed. And they're
1:49:21
dom, you know, they are very dominant
1:49:23
in advertising between Google and Facebook, pretty
1:49:25
much all digital advertising, something like 80
1:49:28
or 90% of it goes through Google and Facebook.
1:49:32
Their dominance means, you know,
1:49:34
they, there's no
1:49:36
competitive market for advertising. That's
1:49:40
not good for us. Yeah. So I think advertising
1:49:42
is where they're vulnerable to serve with the search
1:49:44
case here, I think is ridiculous. Yeah.
1:49:46
Because in the long run, something else is going to
1:49:48
come along like TikTok and it's not going to matter
1:49:51
anyway. So the
1:49:53
other, and they're actually, they're actually
1:49:55
ruining their own search. Frankly.
1:49:58
We've, I think that the web. AI
1:50:00
is ruining the web which in turn makes search
1:50:02
impossible to do and go
1:50:04
do a search though and the first half of the
1:50:06
page is Nonsense not
1:50:08
AI nonsense Google provided nonsense,
1:50:10
you know, well, you're also gonna
1:50:13
add ads into their Yeah,
1:50:16
AI answer and that's gonna piss off the publishers
1:50:18
who say well now you're making money on the
1:50:20
stuff that you're training on from us There
1:50:23
they're not too clever in some cases. So isn't
1:50:25
this all part of it like you're saying Like
1:50:28
the the search is not a good
1:50:31
Vector of attack but like you're saying their search
1:50:33
is getting so bad now But there's no alternative
1:50:36
because there was no one has been able to
1:50:38
compete with Google Well, there is a disagreement about
1:50:40
who's to default for that. I think yeah Yeah,
1:50:43
he thinks it's the Like the
1:50:45
bad searches reflects the bad content if you
1:50:47
want to go after Google pick your best
1:50:49
case and your best case is advertising Not
1:50:51
search. That's what I'm saying Now
1:50:56
whether you should go after Google is a different question
1:50:58
I'm just saying that if we if we buy that
1:51:00
however, I think the other important case is
1:51:02
in the app store Which I think is
1:51:04
gonna hurt consumers you saw that Yes,
1:51:08
so this is the other judge Ordered
1:51:11
Google to pry open. This is sure
1:51:13
Ovid writing in the Washington Post. It's
1:51:15
Android app store to competition on Monday
1:51:19
Jim James Donato Large this is a
1:51:21
victory for Epic Games remember Epic Games
1:51:24
the maker of fortnight sued both Google
1:51:26
and Apple They didn't do very well in
1:51:28
the Apple case But it looks like they've
1:51:31
got pretty much a complete victory in the
1:51:33
Google case They won a
1:51:35
jury verdict last year that said the Play
1:51:38
Store was an illegal monopoly Epic
1:51:41
wanted to The problem
1:51:43
for epic was this 30% Vig
1:51:45
that Google and Apple take of
1:51:48
sales Epic wanted to
1:51:50
sell in game goods and
1:51:52
products without giving money to Apple or
1:51:54
Google I'm not sure
1:51:57
why they lost in the Apple
1:51:59
case. I think because there wasn't a jury. It
1:52:01
was a judge. And
1:52:04
in the Google case, it was
1:52:06
a jury verdict. So
1:52:09
after the jury ruled last year that the
1:52:11
store was a monopoly, Donato, Judge
1:52:14
Donato was tasked with mandating changes to the
1:52:16
App Store to fix the behavior. He
1:52:18
says that Google has to allow
1:52:21
other apps, app
1:52:25
stores in
1:52:28
the Google Play Store. The
1:52:30
judge required Google to remove roadblocks that
1:52:33
largely discourage businesses from making Android apps
1:52:35
available to download from their websites. Or,
1:52:38
by the way, nobody wants to do that. Fortnite did
1:52:41
it for a while. Oh, you don't have, because Android
1:52:43
does not make you do it from the Play Store.
1:52:46
There is a security checkbox you can check and
1:52:49
then you can go to the Fortnite site
1:52:51
and download it from there, if you want
1:52:53
side loading, they call that. The
1:52:56
judge says you gotta take away
1:52:58
that checkbox, that roadblock, or allow
1:53:01
digital storefronts, not controlled by Google.
1:53:03
So somebody could download an Epic,
1:53:05
this is what Epic really wants,
1:53:08
download on their Android phone from the
1:53:10
Google Play Store, an Epic store, where
1:53:12
you could buy stuff for Fortnite, buy
1:53:14
other games from Epic. Apple
1:53:17
absolutely does not allow this except they're being
1:53:19
required to now in
1:53:22
Europe and they're dragging their feet,
1:53:25
putting up a whole bunch of roadblocks, which the
1:53:27
EU's not too happy about. I
1:53:29
imagine Google will face the same thing. Donato
1:53:32
also said app makers can offer people
1:53:34
more options to pay for digital purchases,
1:53:37
like Disney Plus streaming, or Extra Lives and
1:53:39
Candy Crush. Google right now
1:53:41
requires in-app purchases to go through its own payment
1:53:43
system, and that's when they get their 30%. This
1:53:48
is a very big deal. This is what they
1:53:50
have. Because it's also about the security of what
1:53:52
you can put on your phone. Now
1:53:55
is that worth 30% vig or not? That's
1:53:57
a debate to have, but it is a... service
1:54:00
to users that Google and
1:54:02
Apple each. Uh,
1:54:05
well, that's what they say. I don't think
1:54:07
it is. I don't think it does provide
1:54:09
a lot of security. They would. That's what
1:54:11
the argument for them. It is for Apple.
1:54:13
It is a massive windfall. It is a
1:54:15
big part of their revenue. Uh,
1:54:17
I imagine it is for Google as well. They
1:54:20
would like to, it really, the real question
1:54:22
is, does the
1:54:24
maker of your smartphone have
1:54:27
the right to control everything on that
1:54:29
smartphone? Right. Which
1:54:31
is a very, um, absolutely
1:54:34
not. You own
1:54:36
it. It's like saying, Oh, if
1:54:38
you buy a car from Audi,
1:54:40
you have to use shell gasoline and
1:54:42
no other. Or like today,
1:54:44
if they implemented a 30% vague on
1:54:46
your Mac software, everyone would do it. Oh yeah.
1:54:48
That's it would be an uproar. Well, it
1:54:51
is fascinating to me that we've
1:54:53
gotten to this position with phone
1:54:55
smartphones, yet no
1:54:58
other platform. I would
1:55:00
submit it's because these companies learned
1:55:02
from their desktops and
1:55:04
the smartphone came along, remember much later starting in 2007.
1:55:08
And they said, we're not going to make the same
1:55:10
mistake. There was, I think
1:55:12
there was very, you're right, Jeff, a legitimate security
1:55:15
argument. They said, we really got a smartphones
1:55:17
are going to be a security target.
1:55:20
And we really got to lock them down. Right.
1:55:22
And that tied to the, with the vague makes
1:55:24
their argument less valid. Oh, we make some money
1:55:27
too on it. That's okay. But
1:55:29
I do think that, uh, I mean, there's a
1:55:31
security issue on desktops as well. I mean, that
1:55:33
doesn't, that doesn't go away. I can
1:55:35
download something that's been there and that we're all that's
1:55:37
right. We just used to, we all know it. Yeah.
1:55:39
Unless you have a Chromebook, which is controlled by Google
1:55:41
and means that I have none of these problems. That's
1:55:43
true. It's a good point. So
1:55:46
does, so that's the real question that's, uh,
1:55:48
and that's what the jury has decided, but
1:55:50
is again, the question is, does
1:55:53
the maker of a smartphone have the
1:55:55
right to control what's on that smartphone?
1:55:58
For your benefit. And
1:56:00
I agree with you Benito, absolutely not.
1:56:07
Anybody disagree? So there was a lot of Google news.
1:56:09
We got to the Google news. No, so what's
1:56:12
weird is that Google now has to do this, but Apple
1:56:14
doesn't. That is interesting. That's very
1:56:16
weird. Different
1:56:18
jurisdictions, different courts. And
1:56:21
most importantly, one
1:56:24
was a jury decision and one was
1:56:26
a judge's decision. And I think the
1:56:28
judge probably is more sophisticated than the
1:56:30
jury. I don't know. Well,
1:56:33
does that leave any, we need
1:56:35
Kathy here. Does that leave any
1:56:38
cause in itself for appeal to
1:56:41
say equal treatment? I
1:56:43
think Epic has decided not, no Epic and
1:56:46
Apple both went to the Supreme Court, but
1:56:48
with just smaller issues in the overall case.
1:56:51
So I think Epic's decided that they're going to
1:56:53
live with that one. They're very happy about the
1:56:55
Google. No, what about Google saying we shouldn't be
1:56:57
subject to this if Apple isn't. Oh, oh, the
1:56:59
other way around. Yeah. Is
1:57:02
that a basis for appeal? I don't think so. It's
1:57:06
like saying, hey, that cop was driving 80
1:57:08
miles an hour in a 60 mile
1:57:10
zone. Why can't I? Like,
1:57:14
puffed luck. You're out of
1:57:16
luck. Cause you don't have qualified immunity. Oh yeah,
1:57:18
that I forgot about that. Neither does Google. Yeah.
1:57:23
Wow. Very, that's, yeah,
1:57:25
I don't know. More and more.
1:57:27
I used to on these shows, be
1:57:29
willing to express ill
1:57:33
formed opinions.
1:57:35
Hot devil's advocate. You saw that as your
1:57:37
role. And I kind of lost that. I
1:57:40
kind of now, I don't know, maybe cause
1:57:42
I'm getting older or cause
1:57:44
I'm losing my marbles. I don't know.
1:57:46
I don't know what the answer is anymore. Yeah. That's
1:57:50
where it's kind of crazy takes on AI.
1:57:53
It's yeah. I don't even that, even that I've kind
1:57:55
of given up on haven't I, I'm
1:57:58
just kind of, I should be more. more like
1:58:00
Ed, like certain about
1:58:02
everything. It's better programming.
1:58:04
I mean, it seems exhausting to do that. It
1:58:06
is. I'm exhausted anyway, so I think
1:58:09
it's me. I was thinking about this the other day,
1:58:11
is like, you know, I used to be so into
1:58:14
tweeting, posting, so always coming up with
1:58:16
a hot take on something, always out
1:58:18
there looking for content, and it really
1:58:20
was good for, you know, follower
1:58:23
counts and things like that, but that's too exhausting.
1:58:25
I don't have time for that. Yeah, do you
1:58:27
think maybe we burned out on that? I mean,
1:58:29
certainly I look at Twitter now and I go,
1:58:32
these people are just performing. They're performing. I mean,
1:58:34
yeah, it's absolutely all performing, and the performance is
1:58:36
exhausting. It's exhausting. It's a lot of work. And
1:58:40
to whose benefit? I
1:58:42
see it as the high school cafeteria of the
1:58:44
internet. We outgrew it. No, it's
1:58:46
definitely just, you know, a peacock
1:58:48
fluffing up its feathers. Which
1:58:51
can be a beautiful sight. I miss a peacock.
1:58:53
You know, you see someone make a really good
1:58:56
post, and you're like, that's a beautiful sight, but
1:58:58
also to what end? Yeah. Although
1:59:00
I have to say, I go to Blue Sky, and I see Drill trying
1:59:03
really hard, and it
1:59:05
just doesn't work on other places. No,
1:59:07
I think Drill works no matter where he goes.
1:59:10
Really? You like Drill's posts on Blue Sky? Yeah,
1:59:12
I think they're good. Okay, I just, maybe
1:59:14
I'm- I just like the fact that Blue
1:59:16
Sky, when they were coming into
1:59:18
existence, hiring their first engineers' employees,
1:59:21
every single person got a paperback
1:59:24
copy of Drill's tweets, and
1:59:26
they reserved Drill's handle on Blue Sky.
1:59:28
They cared. We're so surprised when he
1:59:30
tried to sign up, that
1:59:32
he was like, why can't I get my handle? And
1:59:35
they were like, oh no, we've been saving it for
1:59:37
you, Mr. Drill. Mr. Drill, welcome.
1:59:39
I'm happy whenever- So
1:59:42
I have started, tell me if I'm
1:59:44
wrong doing this. I got a new
1:59:46
program for iOS called Croissant, which
1:59:49
is a cross-posting app, and has a nice
1:59:51
little croissant icon. It
1:59:53
doesn't post to Twitter. Don't get your hopes
1:59:55
up. It's Blue Sky,
1:59:57
Threads, and Mastodon, but I've
1:59:59
been using it. because those are
2:00:01
the three places that, at least for
2:00:03
promotional posts, like buy my
2:00:06
son's book, Salt Hank, a five
2:00:08
napkin situation, available in bookstores everywhere,
2:00:10
and when I post that, I
2:00:13
want to post it to Mastodon. Is it only
2:00:15
a phone or is there also a web version?
2:00:18
No, no, you have to have it on an iPhone, I think. It's
2:00:21
nice, every time you refresh it,
2:00:24
it gives you a new prompt, like
2:00:27
right now it says put your words in me.
2:00:30
Let me see what it says next time. That's twee.
2:00:32
Hello world. That's just dumb. No,
2:00:35
I like it. So much is
2:00:37
happening. It's very 2010 internet. Yeah,
2:00:40
well I'm a 2010 internet guy.
2:00:42
How about this one? Drop some
2:00:45
truth. Oh jeez, okay,
2:00:47
you lost me. So it's playful.
2:00:49
You should say truth doesn't exist.
2:00:53
Impartiality is
2:00:55
a nonsense. Okay,
2:00:57
free-drick. Let's
2:01:00
see. All
2:01:04
right, I am, as I said, I am jaded,
2:01:06
bored, and we're almost out of time, so let's
2:01:09
each of you- You gotta go see
2:01:11
the movie tonight. I got tickets for the-
2:01:13
Don't buy it all alone. We need
2:01:15
to take out one pause. Yeah,
2:01:18
I'm gonna do a pause before the picks
2:01:20
of the week. Don't worry,
2:01:22
Benito. I'm gonna take care
2:01:24
of your revenue generating opportunities. I
2:01:28
don't think I'm gonna go see Megalopolis in the
2:01:30
theater. I think that sounds unbearably sad. I
2:01:34
mean, yeah, it would be sad if you're the only person
2:01:36
there. Also, yeah, I mean, I
2:01:39
only really like seeing movies in the theater. If I
2:01:41
go to one of the theaters that are near me
2:01:43
that have good popcorn. They have tacos. And
2:01:46
alcohol. And alcohol, baby.
2:01:49
Actually, our theater tried that. I
2:01:51
would recommend being a little inebriated for Megalopolis.
2:01:53
It's definitely not a sober movie. Especially
2:01:56
in the suburbs. Maybe you New Yorkers
2:01:58
do, but- I was said
2:02:01
to Howard Stern about going to the,
2:02:03
to the dome in Vegas. No. What?
2:02:05
Oh, and so she, she took, um,
2:02:07
Doug, uh, there as a
2:02:10
surprise, uh, when they were in Vegas
2:02:12
and she said, uh, definitely
2:02:14
do not go in there in an altered
2:02:16
mind altered state. Why
2:02:19
don't you like high? And she said, yeah,
2:02:21
don't, which is I love because that's our
2:02:24
hope future president saying, yeah, I've
2:02:26
been there. Wow. Not just that
2:02:29
I inhaled, uh, accidentally. I
2:02:32
feel like I want to hear less from
2:02:34
our candidates, not more. Yeah. I
2:02:37
think can we just get this damn thing
2:02:39
over with? I'm so sick of this. Uh,
2:02:43
pick a story, any story, Paris,
2:02:47
uh, Caroline Callaway,
2:02:49
uh, announced that
2:02:51
she's not evacuated. She lives in Sarasota
2:02:54
at a beach front property
2:02:56
and is not evacuating for the hurricane. She
2:03:00
doing live Caroline Callaway when
2:03:02
she is a influencer who became famous
2:03:04
over the
2:03:08
past seven or eight years. I
2:03:10
think there was originally some New York magazine. She's
2:03:12
not the hawk to a girl is she? No,
2:03:14
she's not the hawk to a girl. She looks
2:03:17
similar. She was, I think well known for writing,
2:03:19
uh, that's all you did really long Instagram captions
2:03:21
and then became known as kind of a prolific
2:03:23
scammer. She like did a bunch of low key
2:03:26
and medium scams. One of the most famous of
2:03:28
which, I don't know if this really counts, the
2:03:30
scam is she had like an apartment in New
2:03:32
York city that she really poorly
2:03:35
painted. She painted around a bunch of piles
2:03:38
of clothing on her floor and like half
2:03:40
painted them basically trash. The apartment never paid
2:03:42
rent on it for like a year or
2:03:44
two and then got evicted and now lives
2:03:47
in Florida. Um, but she's apparently has a,
2:03:49
is a fan of wax lips. Look at
2:03:51
that picture. Yes is apparently a fan of
2:03:54
wax lips. Um, so
2:03:56
she announced on Twitter and Instagram yesterday
2:03:58
that she's staying put in Sarasota where
2:04:00
Hurricane Milton is heading. And everyone was
2:04:02
like, is this a bed? What's going
2:04:04
on? She had an interview with New York mag.
2:04:07
And she's like, no, I'm just staying. And
2:04:09
I think I'm going to be fine. I'm in on
2:04:11
the third floor of a building
2:04:13
that's rated as hurricane safe. So we'll be
2:04:15
all right. So somebody
2:04:18
tweeted her dying in a
2:04:20
hurricane would be the perfect ending to her
2:04:22
narrative. Oh, geez. A
2:04:24
little dark. A little dark. So
2:04:29
folks don't stick it out. Is
2:04:31
it too late though? It might be too late. Right now it's
2:04:33
too late. But
2:04:36
right now, maybe follow the advice of
2:04:39
local authorities in Tampa and nearby
2:04:41
areas, which is if you
2:04:44
decided to stay, if
2:04:46
you decided to stay, they say get
2:04:49
a permanent marker and write your name,
2:04:51
date of birth, on your forehand, for
2:04:53
your next of kin on your arms or legs so
2:04:56
that they can identify. Yeah,
2:04:58
no, that's the actual guidance. That's
2:05:02
pretty grim. That's dark as hell.
2:05:05
Please use an indelible marker and write
2:05:07
your name on your arm so
2:05:10
we know who to call. I
2:05:12
mean, part of the issue in some of these areas
2:05:14
is when it is going
2:05:17
to be it is that devastating of
2:05:19
a forecast. Emergency service
2:05:21
providers are also evacuating.
2:05:23
Right. So there's no
2:05:25
one to come get you until things have
2:05:28
calmed down. Well, we
2:05:30
were talking about this yesterday. The other side of the
2:05:32
story is there's looting. And
2:05:35
people are afraid if they evacuate, looters
2:05:37
will come in. On the other
2:05:39
hand, wouldn't you rather lose your stuff than your life?
2:05:42
Yeah, and it's also, I mean, those looters,
2:05:45
let's say if there are looters in some place
2:05:47
like where the hurricane is going to have a
2:05:49
direct hit, those looters probably aren't going to get
2:05:52
very far with your things or they are hit
2:05:54
by a hurricane. They're not looting your things. They're
2:05:56
looting the supermarket for food because they can't leave.
2:05:58
That's what I would say. I think
2:06:00
really, yeah. Yeah, it
2:06:02
sounds like more of that racist nonsense.
2:06:04
Yeah. My family and
2:06:06
stuff are fine, but it's been really
2:06:08
a dismaying to see the constant, uh,
2:06:11
I feel like refrain you hear from Floridians during
2:06:13
hurricanes. Oh, we were fine during Ian or something
2:06:16
else. So we're going to be fine now. This
2:06:18
hurricane is a big deal. It's going to be
2:06:20
worse than Ian. It only takes one to wipe you
2:06:22
out, man. And for a lot
2:06:24
of the places like Sarasota or
2:06:26
Callaway is and things like that,
2:06:28
the notable difference is it's going
2:06:31
to be hitting kind of the north of
2:06:33
them. And Floridians know the south and southeastern
2:06:35
part of the hurricane is the most dangerous
2:06:37
because that's going to result in
2:06:40
huge storm surge, which is really what a
2:06:42
lot of the stuff that's the real threat is
2:06:44
the rising sea level. Yeah. Oh
2:06:47
yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so that's my uplifting story for the
2:06:49
day. And you know, like none of the news ever,
2:06:52
ever, ever brings up climate change
2:06:54
when they report on this. No one says
2:06:56
it. No one says it. It's just going to
2:06:58
become very obvious. And I mean,
2:07:00
for anybody out there who's poo pooing us for
2:07:02
bringing this up, it is
2:07:04
basic facts. I mean, the reason
2:07:07
why you end up getting intensified storms like this
2:07:09
and the reason why this storm in particular, I
2:07:12
believe they said it explosively
2:07:14
intensified is because hurricanes come
2:07:17
from a heated
2:07:19
water in the Gulf and the water has
2:07:21
been getting hotter. It's
2:07:23
unusually hot right now. And
2:07:26
that's what's been producing this mega storm so
2:07:28
quick on the heels of the last storm.
2:07:30
It's hot because of Jewish space lasers,
2:07:32
right? Oh, of course. Yeah. Okay.
2:07:36
Just checking. You know, this is one I don't
2:07:38
want to be right about. I just
2:07:41
wanted to do something about it. I mean, I'd
2:07:43
love to just be over cautious and have everybody
2:07:45
be fine. But seeing
2:07:47
what we saw with Helene recently
2:07:49
seems unlikely. I just, I feel for
2:07:51
everybody and stay safe folks,
2:07:53
really. We have a lot of
2:07:55
listeners who lost power, lost internet
2:07:58
in North Carolina. We
2:08:00
was hearing from them, they were, you know, some of
2:08:02
them were able to watch over other
2:08:05
systems. And something that's worth noting
2:08:07
for listeners who could be impacted by
2:08:09
this, someone who could be impacted by this, if you
2:08:11
have an iPhone or they do, the newest
2:08:14
iOS update has a feature that
2:08:16
could be really useful in this,
2:08:18
which is if you've updated to
2:08:20
the latest iOS, if you're
2:08:22
in an area without cell service,
2:08:24
as people often are after this,
2:08:27
you can send texts via satellite.
2:08:30
And I believe in the wake of Hurricane
2:08:32
Helene, people in kind of the
2:08:35
North Carolina impacted areas were able to use
2:08:37
the feature without any charge. But
2:08:39
they were able to send texts to
2:08:41
loved ones saying, I'm all right, or
2:08:44
I need help. It's kind of amazing. Really? How
2:08:47
could they do without a current satellite? The
2:08:50
newer iPhones support satellite texting. Right,
2:08:52
but how can you do that with no electricity? You have
2:08:54
no screen? Well, if your phone's dead, it
2:08:57
won't work. But
2:08:59
a thing a lot of people do in hurricanes, you keep your phone
2:09:01
off until you need it. Right. Right.
2:09:04
Yeah, the Wall Street Journal story, I have the rundown there at
2:09:06
the top of the end, 114, has
2:09:10
a kind of animation of what pixels will
2:09:12
do it. Some pixels
2:09:14
have also you have to stand there and
2:09:16
point it at the right that light and
2:09:18
it guides you to do
2:09:20
so and then says, OK, you're in. You
2:09:23
have to outside, not under trees. Clouds
2:09:25
are OK. Paris, have you ever been through
2:09:27
a big hurricane? So
2:09:31
you know a lot about them. No, I mean,
2:09:33
there were hurricanes a lot growing up, but we
2:09:35
never experienced much devastation in comparison
2:09:38
to this. I have a little
2:09:40
bit of typhoons where I'm typhoons in the
2:09:42
Philippines. Yeah. So yeah. So
2:09:44
you have been in a many times. Yeah. I
2:09:46
mean, it's terrifying. It's old hat to me. But
2:09:49
these these storms are a little stronger than what
2:09:51
we were going through. We went through seasonal monsoon
2:09:53
and things like that. Right. And there were typhoons.
2:09:56
But not like Cat 5. Yeah,
2:10:01
I feel like we had like cat
2:10:03
two, cat three, cat four, but
2:10:05
in most cases power came on after a
2:10:08
couple days. And it
2:10:10
was the only impact to me was like
2:10:12
having to spend days as a child picking
2:10:14
up downed trees and things like
2:10:16
that. But it's quite
2:10:18
sad what's about to happen. Our
2:10:23
thoughts, I want to say thoughts and prayers go
2:10:25
out to you. I
2:10:28
really stay safe if you can. All
2:10:31
right, let's take a final break and then we'll get
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2:11:43
I was trying to think today of what do for
2:11:45
my Halloween costume. I will try and remember all the
2:11:47
things that happen in 2024. I
2:11:50
remember that there's a woman
2:11:52
I follow on Twitter. I
2:11:55
think Paige Skinner is her name that has
2:11:57
been keeping this Google Doc where she just
2:11:59
almost every single day for the full year
2:12:01
has been just jotting down what's
2:12:03
happened. What's been happening in popular culture.
2:12:05
And it's a real delight to look
2:12:07
through. You know, always big news
2:12:10
either. Right. It could be big news.
2:12:12
Selena Gomez says she told sailor swift
2:12:14
about her friends hooking up at golden
2:12:16
globes could be by that was January
2:12:18
nights. The layoffs in the dune to
2:12:20
popcorn bucket. Uh, you
2:12:22
know, there are some just ones in these that are
2:12:25
funny, like the cut $50,000 scam article or, uh, is
2:12:29
this going to be the new one tweeting
2:12:32
like, don't tweet creates
2:12:34
Google sheets that you then
2:12:36
tweet February 25. That's a whole,
2:12:39
oh, nothing happened. Yeah. No,
2:12:41
they, as the year goes on, it's
2:12:43
clear that this person is living their
2:12:45
life and kind of forgets to do
2:12:47
it some times. Um, a lot
2:12:50
of Tik TOK in here, a lot of
2:12:52
Tik TOK, really an interesting
2:12:54
mix of things. I'm
2:12:57
going to save this for, you know,
2:12:59
we do year ends shows, uh,
2:13:01
on this show and on, uh, on
2:13:04
Twitter and Mac break. We, I got
2:13:06
to save this and we can just go, go through it.
2:13:09
May 8th or FK's brain may night. Haley
2:13:13
Bieber pregnant may 10th
2:13:16
Northern lights in the U S while
2:13:19
you go July 25th, JD
2:13:22
Vance couch. Ha ha ha.
2:13:24
You know that, that, that story kind of went
2:13:27
away. Didn't it? Kind of drifted off into the
2:13:29
August 4th RFK to bear in
2:13:31
central park. September
2:13:34
19th, Tim Robinson nude Africa,
2:13:36
Olivia Nuzzi and RFK affair.
2:13:38
Diddy on suicide watch. Wow.
2:13:40
That was a dark day.
2:13:42
Wow. Really? It'll just, you know, well
2:13:45
when Yang parodies chapel Ronan
2:13:47
mood day, yeah, she's getting
2:13:49
busy, isn't she? It's like blank. Good to see, it's
2:13:51
good to see that you have. I mean, it's good.
2:13:53
It would be a little sad if it was still going
2:13:56
on in full.
2:13:58
Let me see. Uh, February 21st,
2:14:01
Biden dog commander has bitten 24
2:14:03
says secret service. Yeah.
2:14:05
That was a big story that kind of
2:14:08
nobody talks about anymore. I may. I
2:14:11
think I have the help for you for,
2:14:13
um, Halloween. All right. Because
2:14:15
we have a story here from Tom's
2:14:17
guide about a woman who used the
2:14:19
RFK brain worm. Just, I like
2:14:22
that. Or I think you should be the bear. So
2:14:24
you still do a Halloween costume, even though you don't
2:14:26
work in an office. Why you do work in an
2:14:28
office? I work in an office. Okay. I don't
2:14:30
know if I wearing it to the office
2:14:32
would be the highlight for me. I have
2:14:34
a pretty popping neighborhood for Halloween. So I'd
2:14:36
wear it around there. You just got to walk around the bar.
2:14:40
I was the ocean gate submersible last year
2:14:43
and groups of children were oohing and eyeing
2:14:45
and stopping me for photos. So you made
2:14:47
a giant like bean
2:14:50
that you wore photo of that. Did
2:14:52
it explode periodically? Did it periodically? You
2:14:54
just go down, flatten. I've
2:14:57
got the part that I had an ocean gate.
2:15:00
Oh, so
2:15:03
you were just flattened. This was the post. Oh, you
2:15:05
were flat. That was the front
2:15:07
of it. You can kind of see the guys in
2:15:09
there. Oh geez.
2:15:11
They're not the actual guys. I
2:15:13
wasn't that dark. And then I had an ocean gate
2:15:15
hat on. I don't know. Oh, that's good. I like
2:15:17
it. So you like to do topical costumes. I like
2:15:19
to do a topical, ideally something
2:15:22
that's not a person. I was
2:15:24
the ever given container ship in
2:15:26
the Suez canal one year. That's
2:15:28
good. That's good.
2:15:30
I like that. The one that got
2:15:32
stuck. Yeah. Yeah. So Amanda
2:15:34
Caswell at Tom's guide
2:15:36
went to meta.ai. Perhaps you
2:15:39
could do this for Paris Leo and
2:15:43
asked what she should be for Halloween. And she
2:15:45
says, why didn't I think of that sooner? So
2:15:48
what did she get? She, uh, Oh, I
2:15:52
hate this. I hate
2:15:54
this so much. This sucks.
2:15:56
Meta suggests create a colorful costume
2:15:59
with the. pinata inspired. Human
2:16:01
pinata. You can use cardboard, felt,
2:16:03
or even balloons to create the
2:16:05
pinata shape. This
2:16:07
is terrible. Meta AI suggests dress up
2:16:09
a vintage suitcase with a fun twist.
2:16:11
You can use cardboard or foam to
2:16:13
create the suitcase shape and add some
2:16:15
travel stickers. To be
2:16:17
clear, the AI is suggesting I go as a
2:16:19
suitcase, not a time traveler with a suitcase.
2:16:23
Hey Meta, can you make some
2:16:25
Halloween costume suggestions for me? I
2:16:30
wish I could. Can you make that Halloween costume like
2:16:32
a witch? Vampire?
2:16:34
Witch? Vampire? Would
2:16:36
you like more ideas? Would
2:16:39
you like more ideas? That's terrible! You got
2:16:41
a life-cheater. It's awful. Cut holes in it.
2:16:44
At least give me For God's Library book.
2:16:46
Wait, wait. I asked
2:16:48
Meta.ai, my friend is
2:16:50
a nihilist. What should she do for Halloween?
2:16:53
Oh, that's good. Number one. The correct answer
2:16:55
should be nothing. The absurdity
2:16:58
of existence. Dress up as a random
2:17:00
meaningless object, e.g. a cardboard box, a
2:17:02
leaf, or a forgotten sock. Or a
2:17:04
plastic bag blowing in the wind. That's
2:17:06
entirely accurate. That's what I look for. Two. The
2:17:09
void. Wear all black with a black
2:17:11
hooder mask symbolizing the emptiness of existence. That's
2:17:14
really good. Three. It is. A
2:17:17
forgotten soul dressed as a ghost with a sign that
2:17:19
says, no one remembers me. Oh!
2:17:22
Or the meaningless reaper. Dress up
2:17:24
as death, but with a twist.
2:17:27
Carry a scythe with a rubber chicken
2:17:29
or a whoopee cushion attached. Activity
2:17:34
ideas for you and your friends. Host
2:17:36
an existential crisis party decorate with
2:17:38
absurd, contradictory, or meaningless signs
2:17:41
and symbols. Two. Attend
2:17:43
a Halloween party, but only to highlight
2:17:45
the futility of social interactions. These are
2:17:49
all actually entirely accurate. That's right,
2:17:51
friend. Attend is a journalism professor.
2:17:53
What should he dress up for
2:17:55
as Halloween? Clark
2:17:58
Kent, Superman. Old
2:18:00
school reporter. Do it on meta.ai. That's
2:18:03
chat. This is chat GPT. Citizen Kane, Edward
2:18:05
R. Murrow. I will be drawing an existential
2:18:07
crisis party, though. That's on the list. At
2:18:10
that party, Harris, you should go
2:18:12
on a search for meaning scavenger
2:18:15
hunt where clues lead to more
2:18:17
questions, not answers. This
2:18:21
is brilliant. This is actually really good.
2:18:23
Who is this meta? This is really
2:18:25
good. Organize a nothingness movie marathon featuring
2:18:27
films with existential or absurdist themes. All
2:18:31
right, let me try the optimistic nihilist on
2:18:34
chat GPT. The
2:18:36
void, but make it sparkly. Existential
2:18:43
detective, smiling
2:18:45
grim reaper. Combine
2:18:48
a classic grim reaper robe and size
2:18:50
with a big goofy smile and upbeat
2:18:52
accessories like party hats or balloons. Meh,
2:18:56
doosa. A
2:18:58
twist of Medusa where a snake covered wig
2:19:00
and Greek inspired outfit, have a nonchalant or
2:19:03
board expression, make signs that say turn to
2:19:05
stone. Yeah. That's
2:19:08
this is that you know what? OK,
2:19:10
because you got to be a
2:19:12
nihilist. That's good. That was
2:19:15
a graveyard of lost streams with
2:19:17
tombstones buried in absurd epitaphs. They
2:19:21
really got me on the go as a
2:19:23
meaningless household object. That's that's kind of the
2:19:25
vibe I'm trying to bring. I
2:19:28
am a whisk. There's also the
2:19:30
Japanese tradition of going as like really
2:19:32
mundane situations like person waiting at a
2:19:35
gas station or stop and they have
2:19:37
to stop with them. Yeah,
2:19:40
I've always wanted to do just the. The
2:19:43
bag of plastic bags that's like under the
2:19:45
sink. You
2:19:50
guys are so much more creative than me. I
2:19:52
was just going to go as a baseball player.
2:19:54
So how should we describe you, Leo? What should
2:19:56
you go as? Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's
2:19:58
do Benito. Benito. What?
2:20:00
How would we? What's a short description of Benito?
2:20:02
That's what I wanted. I wanted a description of
2:20:05
Benito's psyche. Oh, what do you mean like?
2:20:07
What's your philosophy? I'm very,
2:20:09
very much aligned with Paris. Like I'm kind of
2:20:12
the same way. You can't be an optimistic nihilist
2:20:14
that's taken. No, it's already taken. Yeah. Yeah.
2:20:17
But I have the, I have the pin and everything. I
2:20:20
have the pin and everything. Are you in the club? Oh,
2:20:22
he's more of an optimistic nihilist than I am. He does. He
2:20:25
has a card that says optimistic nihilism. And
2:20:27
then the pin. What the hell? Oh, wait a
2:20:29
minute. Maybe we have to change. Maybe
2:20:32
I have to not be the one. Yeah. He's got
2:20:34
the official license. You're the official. Right?
2:20:37
Wow. That's really good. That was really good. All
2:20:39
right. Let's see. That's the first good chat
2:20:42
experience I've had. That's really amazing. Happy
2:20:45
voiced former radio DJ now
2:20:47
podcaster. Oh my God. This
2:20:49
is going to be bad.
2:20:52
What should he go as
2:20:54
for Halloween? Question
2:20:56
mark. Uh,
2:21:01
pretty obvious. No dress up a
2:21:03
fifties. DJ podcasting Phantom. Wear
2:21:07
a ghostly outfit with a headset and microphone.
2:21:09
That's terrible. Okay.
2:21:12
Stop your turn for Jeff's
2:21:14
pick of the week. Oh, uh,
2:21:17
that was pretty good actually. But you can stop now. No, no,
2:21:19
no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. My sushi
2:21:21
is not ready for another 40 minutes. So, oh dear. Fine. We're
2:21:26
ending too early here. Yeah, which is unusual.
2:21:29
I just put the order in because they take forever, but it's
2:21:31
good. All right. Two things. Real quick. One,
2:21:33
uh, a, a, a,
2:21:35
a, at the, uh, a Dutch
2:21:38
museum, the,
2:21:40
um, maintenance guy threw away
2:21:42
a whole exhibit. Of
2:21:46
course. I love that. Was it,
2:21:48
was it a banana? No, the exhibit was two
2:21:51
beer cans all
2:21:53
titled all the good times we spent together. They
2:21:55
thought it was rubbish. Of
2:22:00
course they did. Perfectly reasonable. I'm such a
2:22:02
freak. I would see that and be like deeply moved.
2:22:05
Yes. Yes. So
2:22:07
they, uh, the curator came along
2:22:09
and discovered it was missing, realized
2:22:12
what was happened, managed to, uh, rescue
2:22:15
the beer cans out of the garbage,
2:22:18
um, makes clear that we don't blame the custodian
2:22:20
because it would only be logical and makes sense
2:22:22
and was only trying to do his job. He
2:22:24
was new on the job. And so
2:22:26
then they took the exhibit and put it elsewhere on a
2:22:28
pedestal. So you knew it was art. I
2:22:32
think it's a real statement, frankly. I
2:22:34
commend the custodian. I think he did the right
2:22:37
thing. I think he did too. What else? In
2:22:39
middle school, I was, uh, went
2:22:42
to a, some exhibit in
2:22:44
DC at the national art museum,
2:22:47
but there was a girl
2:22:49
on our trip who had like
2:22:51
long jean pants that were dragging
2:22:53
on the floor. Fancy pants were
2:22:55
always kind of tattered. And
2:22:57
at one point we get in this big
2:23:00
room and everyone's kind of gathered around looking
2:23:02
at something on the floor and it's a
2:23:04
long piece of denim that's like tattered and,
2:23:06
you know, really artfully arranged. And then I
2:23:09
look around and realize it came
2:23:11
off of that girl's jeans and everyone just thought
2:23:13
it was art. Oh God.
2:23:19
All right. My other one is this. So Mark Zuckerberg is
2:23:21
trying to become the ideal husband on earth. He made, he
2:23:23
commissioned a whole statue for his wife, Priscilla Chan. Yeah, by
2:23:25
the way, ugly ass statue.
2:23:28
Well, yes, but hey, it's a statue. My
2:23:30
wife doesn't have a statute. Does Lisa have
2:23:32
a statue? Have
2:23:37
you made it? Have you got a statue for Lisa and Leo? Uh,
2:23:39
no, but I think that's a good idea. See, right. So at least
2:23:41
she has a statue. So now he decided she wanted a mini statue.
2:23:45
She wanted a mini van. So on
2:23:48
his Facebook, of course, he
2:23:50
has pictures of having designed
2:23:52
for her a
2:23:55
custom Porsche
2:23:57
Cayenne turbo GT. minivan.
2:24:00
Oh my God. Through
2:24:03
an Emmanuel GT3 touring to make it
2:24:05
his and hers. So his
2:24:07
is the, is the midlife crisis
2:24:09
car and hers is the minivan,
2:24:11
but they're both portions. What
2:24:15
an insane place this is photographed. And
2:24:18
I guess it's a car show. Are they? No,
2:24:20
I think it's a, it's a dealer's, um, it's,
2:24:23
it's a, it's a re rebuilding place. What
2:24:25
are those? Oh, custom, custom, custom. Yeah.
2:24:29
So he designed it. Well,
2:24:34
Priscilla you married well. That's all I
2:24:36
can say. I
2:24:38
mean, really, if you are infinitely wealthy, think
2:24:42
of the challenge of gift giving because
2:24:45
you can't just, you know, buy a box of
2:24:47
chocolates. It would
2:24:49
just really be challenging. What
2:24:51
a hard life he lives. Yeah, seriously. Ooh, boo.
2:24:54
Yeah. Yeah. Boo. He
2:24:56
has to build his wife
2:24:58
a statue. It looks like
2:25:00
a palace in Bavaria. What
2:25:04
about that? Yeah, that would be, I think
2:25:06
real estate is always welcome. Well,
2:25:08
he's got the Hawaii. Um, that's true. He
2:25:10
doesn't need it. I
2:25:13
also want to mention cause cause Paris introduced me to
2:25:15
this and I, and I love if books could kill
2:25:17
and I hope and pray none of my books ever
2:25:19
ends up on that books could kill. Uh, and they
2:25:21
have a teaser, which I guess they do Paris. The
2:25:25
teasers are for their Patreon
2:25:27
episodes, which are like a membership.
2:25:29
It's kind of like club twit where it's like, you
2:25:31
can pay, what is it like $5 a month? And
2:25:35
then you get access to their special episodes.
2:25:37
Cause this is great. So they, they,
2:25:39
they did a Glenn Kessler retire bitch.
2:25:42
Oh, this is such a good, he's
2:25:45
the fact checker at the Washington post who
2:25:47
has reached new levels of pedantry. Oh
2:25:50
gosh. And it's, I always listen to the teaser. Now I have to
2:25:52
pay money to listen to the rest of the, I will because
2:25:54
it is brilliant. It is, it is. So
2:25:57
what is the podcast? If books could kill
2:25:59
remind me. you describe it first basically
2:26:01
is the uh... they
2:26:04
started with them taking on the airport
2:26:06
books and incredible like books there popular
2:26:09
in popular culture like uh... and
2:26:11
deeply analyzing and kind of ripping
2:26:14
them apart uh... like the secret
2:26:16
rich dad poor dad uh...
2:26:18
my really really really researching the
2:26:20
start to know incredibly well-read really
2:26:22
they probably read like five book
2:26:25
five other books for every episode
2:26:27
they talk to people they read
2:26:29
studies like it is of
2:26:31
very well-researched endeavor uh...
2:26:34
and it kind of goes into both
2:26:36
the meaning of the book what things
2:26:38
have been misinterpreted what things the authors
2:26:40
misinterpreted i'd highly recommend they
2:26:43
did they did jonathan height and it
2:26:45
made me so happy uh... whole room
2:26:47
tube bits and
2:26:50
who are they are coddling of the
2:26:52
american mind which is jonathan heights other
2:26:55
earlier books yes i could uh...
2:26:57
arms is one of them and was the other one uh...
2:27:00
petersham sherry who's from five four
2:27:02
a podcast about how much supreme
2:27:04
court sucks but i'd really recommend
2:27:07
to anybody if they're all right with
2:27:11
the imagine the tenor of ed plus
2:27:13
for people with law degrees
2:27:15
uh... uh...
2:27:18
yeah and they thought it was a
2:27:20
story i'd like to take a lead he
2:27:23
i'd say is like one
2:27:26
of the most prolific and successful
2:27:28
podcasters of the modern time and
2:27:30
i mean podcasters in like podcast
2:27:33
specifically not the lives chose sort
2:27:35
of thing we we're doing right
2:27:37
now uh... he uh...
2:27:40
i think was a reporter huffington post in some
2:27:42
other places but really took off
2:27:44
with uh... all i'm forgetting the name
2:27:46
of uh... you're wrong about a podcast you'd
2:27:49
write name sarah marshall those phenomenal and went
2:27:51
on for a couple of years then
2:27:54
he started hosting a podcast with
2:27:56
uh... ari gordoned i'd really recommend
2:27:58
called maintenance phase which is about
2:28:00
kind of demystifying like wellness
2:28:04
trends and they
2:28:07
had brought up the concept of
2:28:09
the BMI like being a totally
2:28:11
bunk statistic
2:28:14
made up originally by insurance companies
2:28:16
long before it kind of that
2:28:19
became known in the popular sphere.
2:28:21
A really another phenomenally well researched
2:28:23
podcast and very funny and
2:28:26
recently he launched if books could kill
2:28:28
with Peter Shams area. Well
2:28:32
there you go and they have a Patreon page
2:28:34
which will let you listen to the entire episode
2:28:36
of Glenn Kessler retile
2:28:39
retire biatch. Yeah
2:28:42
it's all right if you pronounce it like that. Is
2:28:44
it? Oh okay. No. Oh.
2:28:48
Hey I am about to retire this
2:28:50
show has put me right out. Thank
2:28:54
you for being here we we appreciate
2:28:56
it. MsParis.nyc gosh man
2:28:58
you gotta do something
2:29:00
with that. Yeah I
2:29:03
don't know what it is but something. It's just great
2:29:05
right. It's so good. It's perfect.
2:29:07
Paris writes for the information you'll see
2:29:10
her in the weekend and covers issues
2:29:12
of young people in the internet. You
2:29:14
can send her a tip she's and
2:29:17
she covers youth soccer games too. You
2:29:19
you'd flag football. I've got a request
2:29:21
this week if you are a listener
2:29:23
that has a child that uses AI
2:29:26
chat bots in any way either for
2:29:28
search companionship or otherwise reach out to
2:29:30
me. I'd love to chat. Oh
2:29:33
I love that. Where would they reach out Paris? Reach
2:29:36
out via signal at
2:29:39
martino.01 or if
2:29:42
you go to my twitter at Paris Martino there's a bunch of other
2:29:44
ways to reach out to me there too.
2:29:46
It's also on my website paris.nyc
2:29:49
my you know work phone numbers there
2:29:51
my email some other things reach out
2:29:53
I'd love to chat. And if you do use
2:29:55
signal don't use your work phone. Yes.
2:29:58
Well this is not terrible. I mean, this
2:30:00
is not terribly. Oh, we don't know, you
2:30:03
know, by the way, that
2:30:05
is one wild website. You got there,
2:30:08
young lady, right? It's going on. We
2:30:10
go here. We go to your mouse. Expect
2:30:12
any less. Are we? Are we?
2:30:14
Yeah. Are we? Are
2:30:16
we going down to the Titanic? What's going
2:30:19
on here? There you are. Yeah, you know, I think
2:30:21
it's kind of fun. And
2:30:24
this is so cool. Lauren click photos of
2:30:26
my cat up at the time. More I know
2:30:28
about Paris, the more
2:30:30
I like her. She there. Oh,
2:30:32
hello. Gizmo. Gizmo. She's a sweetie
2:30:34
hiding behind a plant. How? Yeah,
2:30:36
no one could see you. Gizmo.
2:30:39
Oh, Paris. Thank
2:30:42
you for being here. The information.com.
2:30:44
Everybody should subscribe. Jeff
2:30:47
Jarvis is the emeritus professor
2:30:49
of journalistic innovation at the Craig.
2:30:52
Graduates School of Journalism at the
2:30:54
City University of New York. Next
2:30:56
week. I can say one of
2:30:59
the things that I'm doing next.
2:31:02
Well, what he's really is and I think
2:31:04
everybody should remember. This is a great author
2:31:07
who is I think you're going to be you're
2:31:09
going to go down as like
2:31:12
one of these, you know, historians who writes
2:31:14
about modern times. The web we
2:31:16
weave is the newest. Why we
2:31:18
must reclaim the Internet. The
2:31:21
fantastic read. It
2:31:23
is really good. The Gutenberg parenthesis
2:31:25
magazine and he's writing
2:31:27
a new one. I think
2:31:30
forget the hot teaching. Forget the teaching.
2:31:32
Just I know I wonder why I'm
2:31:35
buried right now and need to write a
2:31:37
book. But do you enjoy it? Is the
2:31:40
process fun? No, no
2:31:43
writing is pain. It's fun. Yeah, but
2:31:45
having written is the best. Yes, having
2:31:48
written rules. Writing said what
2:31:50
I want to say. It's like you hated it so
2:31:52
much. It's so painful. And
2:31:54
I mean, I'm a competent writer, but it's just hard
2:31:57
work. And
2:31:59
I never had. You're resting from yourself.
2:32:01
Yeah. Yeah. And you have so much
2:32:03
research and so much. I wanted, I have a
2:32:05
lot of research on this book. This book is
2:32:07
about the line of type and I wanted something
2:32:10
was narrative. I'd never really done that apart
2:32:12
from a news story. So I finally had
2:32:14
to figure it out for a while. So I'll use
2:32:16
somebody's narrative and I'll get the damn chapter written. And
2:32:18
then I go back through every source and
2:32:21
put in the better quotes and better this and
2:32:23
better that. And then I go back through and
2:32:25
sand and sand and sand. All right. Here's a
2:32:27
$64,000 question. Use
2:32:30
any AI in this stuff? Nope. Nope.
2:32:33
I wish I could figure out how to, but no. Yeah.
2:32:36
Paris, you don't use AI either in your writing. No,
2:32:40
just for custom. She likes the pain. I
2:32:43
did like the pain. I think it's more painful. I
2:32:46
hand wrote out after I had gone
2:32:49
through all my different interviews highlighted in,
2:32:52
you know, the text, uh,
2:32:54
transcriptions, the parts I wanted, I
2:32:56
went through and hand wrote out
2:32:58
on paper, uh, all
2:33:01
the relevant parts I wanted to include
2:33:03
from each interview, color coded, and then
2:33:05
hand wrote an outline that incorporated all
2:33:08
of those. Um, yeah. Sometimes
2:33:10
I write once through when you write it, you write
2:33:12
it, or do you write it and then rewrite, rewrite,
2:33:14
rewrite? Uh,
2:33:17
I write it once through,
2:33:19
but as I'm doing that, I write and
2:33:21
rewrite various sentences, but I do it. I
2:33:23
write and rewrite the structure a lot. I'm
2:33:25
one of those people who, especially in a
2:33:28
feature, I can't really get going on
2:33:30
it unless I get the top, write
2:33:34
the lead as they say. Um, so
2:33:36
I will often write and rewrite the lead
2:33:39
for a day. And then the next
2:33:42
part comes a lot easier. As
2:33:44
a sorry for the
2:33:46
sexist nature was that I would have to write
2:33:49
something on deadline and it would go down to
2:33:51
the composing room as I was writing, which I
2:33:53
think it was in the class. It was. So,
2:33:55
um, so what I learned to do was to write
2:33:57
really fast to get a structure and then spend every minute
2:33:59
editing. Wow. Wow. And
2:34:02
then the computer changed all that because then I
2:34:05
didn't have to wave goodbye to it and I could go
2:34:07
change things around. Thank
2:34:11
you so much guys. It's wonderful to meet with
2:34:13
you every Wednesday. We do the show about 2
2:34:15
p.m. Pacific, 5 p.m. Eastern, 2100 UTC, at
2:34:17
least for the rest of the
2:34:20
month. Thanks to the
2:34:22
Candy Makers of America, we don't change to daylight
2:34:25
standard, to
2:34:27
standard time until
2:34:30
we're sneaking up on
2:34:32
you, Jeff. We don't
2:34:34
change to standard time until the
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next month. Share with us. But for now, anyway,
2:34:38
2100 UTC. The
2:34:43
person who abused it herself.
2:34:47
She dropped an eye immediately, followed
2:34:50
soon. Thank you. But Nio has
2:34:52
a, what do you call it, a card for
2:34:55
the show? Yeah, a little thumbnail. Yeah, a thumbnail.
2:34:57
Yeah. Should we do anything
2:34:59
else? We should go lower. What should we do for
2:35:01
YouTube? Oh yeah. I
2:35:05
don't know if I can go lower. Killroy. We
2:35:07
should all do Killroy. Oh,
2:35:10
this is so sad. All of this just to
2:35:12
get a click on YouTube. You're
2:35:15
out of focus, Leo. Because
2:35:18
it can't see my eyes. Gizmo
2:35:21
wants to know what's going on. By
2:35:23
the way, I just want to reassure everybody. Gizmo
2:35:26
has not eaten any Haitians during this
2:35:29
episode. None. That's a
2:35:31
lie being spread by irresponsible
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politicians. We
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