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aren't the stories your mother told you. No,
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episode of the other stories
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is Ridley's Shower, written by
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Daniel Wilcox and narrated by
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Manny Realguy. They
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fell with a bang. They were
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followed by a silence. We
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all watched them from our
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windows and our terraces and our back
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gardens and the streets. We all stared
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in awed wonder at the light display
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that streaked across the night sky. Too
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late to toss a penny to the guy
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and too early for Dick Clark's rocking countdown.
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They attracted attention that had never been known
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at this time of year. It
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was all the news could report. This
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just in, the now named Ripley's Shower
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that has been making headlines across
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the world will run its trajectory
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past Earth's orbit at 1031 this
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evening. Although experts reassure us
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that citizens should not be concerned with
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the shower's proximity to our atmosphere, it
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is noted that in its current
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trajectory, some fragments may likely enter
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our atmosphere. A
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wry look from one anchor to the other. Maybe
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if we're lucky, we could wake up with real
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fragments from outer space on our lawns. A
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chuckle from their co-anchor. Wouldn't
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that be something? And
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it was. By
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ten o'clock, the streets were flooded
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with feverish civilians. Leftover
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sparklers were reignited, carts peddling
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unsold spinning lightswords and helium
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balloons trailed through crowded avenues,
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and at just about 10.31, almost to the second, the
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first of
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the meteors appeared. It
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came with an eruption of light,
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its tail a distance immeasurable as
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it hurtled from east to west
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before sputtering into nothingness. Before
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it was over, the next came. And
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then the next. And then the next.
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And soon it was all we could see. Strobes
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across the sky, blinking,
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speeding fireflies. Cameras'
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mouths stared agape, eyes unblinking,
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hypnotised by the phenomenon. Some
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shooting stars were larger than others, leaving
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skidmark burns in our vision. Some
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were almost imperceptible to the human eye,
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although their power could be felt. I
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watched from my window, breath fogging up
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the glass. Trixie, my tortoise-shelled
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cat, pulled in the corner of the
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room, eyes fixed on the
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back of my head imploringly, as
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though trying to communicate hisses and yells. Hackles
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raised and fangs bared at the light
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display, a wary twinkle in her
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eye. Animals
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always know. For
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two full minutes our heads were dizzied with light.
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For two full minutes we held our
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breath and observed the impossibility that presented
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itself to us. For
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two full minutes cosmic magic
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stunned the world into silence.
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Then the first scream came. Whip
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sharp. From three houses over. Drawn
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to the din, I craned my neck in its
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direction, the neighbour's garden blocked
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by Mrs. Fuller's cherry blossoms. The
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scream was loud, urgent, pained,
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and then before I could grasp its source, it
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just stopped. Cut
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like a needle sharply yanked from the
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record player. Another
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screen from somewhere distant, a
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third from two roads away. Suddenly
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they were everywhere, renting the
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silent night sky like the meteors themselves.
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Showering the world in orchestras of agony,
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it was only after lifting my eyes to the
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sky that I saw the cause of the commotion.
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As alluded by the news crews, the
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trails of lights no longer span across
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the sky, but instead hurtled
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towards the ground, ripping
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through the sky in golf ball sized
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fragments. Glass
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showered from a car windscreen, an
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alarm protesting its destruction. A
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fragment pounded through a power line like a
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bullet through a kneecap. The power
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line no longer able to stand, toppling
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to the ground, wires bending and shooting
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their own display in sparks. The
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crowds dispersed, hands over heads.
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Grown up hands grabbed children's wrists and
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dragged their charges to safety. Cart
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vendors shouldered beneath their carts, the only
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place they felt safe in their moment
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of panic. Trixie fled
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the room, darting who knew where. Space
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rocks pelted the asphalt, creating small
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pockets in them before ricocheting across
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the street to their inevitable standstill.
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A whistle and a flash of light, a
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squeal not human. Instinct
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powered my limbs. I
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dived on my bed, narrowly avoiding the
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onyx ball that shot through my window
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and rebounded off the floorboards, off
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the wall, smashing into my alarm clock,
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which toppled and cracked on the floor. I
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cried out, though I could not hear my words
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over fear. Heat radiated off
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the rock from several meters away, and
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as the chaos ensued outside, I
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found my gaze transfixed on the intruder in
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my room. The
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world fell quiet, my
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focus owned on this cosmic entity
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gently burning the plastic from my
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laminate floorboards. A
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steady ream of smoke ribboned into my room,
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accompanied by the strange smell
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of dusting cloths, fresh mown
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grass and Korean barbecue. With
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caution, I crawled on all fours from my
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bed. From the outside,
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I must have looked the sight, Mowgli
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first discovering his Lupine family in
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Kipling's tale. In that
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moment, I didn't care. All
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that mattered was the foreign object pulling
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me forward. To
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my surprise, the rock was cool to the
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touch. Its body was
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pocked with holes and craters, a
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kid's diorama of a mini moon in my
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shaking hands. Though its
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outside was rough, the inside of the craters
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were as smooth as glass, and as
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I raised the curious thing to my
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eye line, a queer warmth spread through
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my body. A serene
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satisfaction of what I beheld coursing
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its way through my veins, as
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though I could feel its energy thrumming in the
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marrow of my bones. A
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drunken smile spread on my lips as I
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stared into the pits of the largest crater,
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a crater that contained a geological
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eyeball, an eyeball
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that watched, an
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eyeball that blinked. Startled,
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I threw the rock across the room,
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rearing back in alarm. Although
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I know I screamed, I could not
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hear my voice, could not spare thought
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for the realisation that outside the world
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had fallen silent. I
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could only stare at the idle rock,
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its largest crater face down on the
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floorboards. My chest rose
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in rapid hitches. I was
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frozen, paralysed in place,
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alert at the notion that there was even a
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possibility that this thing, this
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rock, was somehow alive.
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It didn't hurt you. It hasn't come to
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hurt you. It's just, it's just
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a rock, a meteor. That's
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all. A simple little
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space rock. Thoughts
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transferred to silent words on my lips.
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It can't hurt me. Then
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why is it already back in my hand? I
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stared at my cupped palms, a
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rock nestled in its centre. Its
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lightness surprising for such a dense
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thing. From the middle of
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the object the great eye stared at me, its
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alien pupil contracting and dilating
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as though an inner intelligence
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was processing new information. Its
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colour was of octarine and gold, emerald
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and pearl, the pupil an
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exaggerated hexagon with rounded corners. A
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keyhole to a new world. I
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couldn't move. Didn't want to
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move. This thing was
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examining me as much as I was examining
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it. Wunder reflected
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in our eyes. Outside
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light continued to flash as the world
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spun on by, but in
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the beating heart that was my room, it
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was only the rock and me. This
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cosmic infant and my own humanity.
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A wondrous thing bequeathed from some
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alien mothership. My
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senses were aflame, my skin tightening
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with excitement and curiosity. The
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skin of the rock swelled, small
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flakes of minerals snowing onto my palms
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and integrating with my own flesh. In
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just a matter of moments, the rock
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morphed with my hands, growing roots that
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tickled and aroused. I
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laughed without sound, a solitary tear trailing
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a silvery path down my cheeks. It's
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okay. I soothed
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myself, though maybe it
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could have been the rock speaking. There
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is nothing here that can harm you. And
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you and I and I and you and
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here we can learn to get along. Together
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we can understand each other. Learn,
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laugh, fuck, hurt,
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squeeze. Danny
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