2:00

You know, it's

2:02

part of his wiring. It's probably gotten him

2:04

somewhere in life, in some ways, where he

2:06

just goes. Just being delusional. Being delusional about,

2:10

I can't lose. Like if somebody

2:12

says I can beat you, like if they can't beat me,

2:14

and you're like, what are you talking about? And

2:16

then when you were pulling up, I was like, why don't

2:19

you fucking ask him? Like, I already knew what was gonna

2:21

happen. And then he also loves to gamble.

2:23

I was like, yeah, I'll take that action. So,

2:25

yeah, that's Eni, and yeah, he. But he's not

2:28

even a strong guy. That's why I was so

2:30

confused. I

2:32

was looking at him like, you wanna arm wrestle? Like,

2:34

you're not even a strong guy. Like, you don't, like,

2:38

there's probably a lot of things you could do

2:40

better than me. But this one. This one you

2:42

got. This is silly. This one's silly. It is

2:44

funny how our capacity for delusion

2:47

is just incredible. It

2:49

can serve you well. It can. If

2:52

you get lucky, right? Yeah, I think, there

2:54

are two things I think about. One of

2:56

my friends was diagnosed

2:58

with stage four lung cancer and

3:01

he found out at stage four, right?

3:04

Like, had to go to the hospital.

3:06

Like, his wife was like, you're fucking sweating

3:10

and you're, you know, heavy breathing. It was after one of my

3:12

shows. And so they

3:15

go and then the next day, they're like

3:17

a stage four lung cancer. And all

3:20

the doctors were like,

3:23

you know, say goodbye

3:25

to your friend, you know? And

3:27

his brother found

3:29

the expert, like

3:32

in this specific type of, because, you

3:34

know, there's in oncology, like

3:37

really specialized types of cancer

3:39

and treatment. And

3:41

I remember talking to him and

3:43

he was like, you know, I'm gonna beat this thing.

3:46

And I was looking at him and I was like,

3:48

like, you're so stupid.

3:50

You know, like,

3:52

you're definitely gonna die. But

3:55

the thing is I saw that he believed

3:58

it. A thousand percent believed it. Yeah. Okay,

50:00

now let's see. Yeah, how much time do you think

50:02

it takes before I think it takes a little more

50:04

baseball I think I think you should I just want

50:07

to bring up high school high school baseball baseball high

50:09

school baseball I think high school baseball results who it

50:11

and also it's like when you think about high school

50:13

baseball You realize that you

50:16

know pitching at that level You're not you're a

50:18

real outlier if you get above 90 miles an

50:20

hour because there's some high school kids that can

50:22

pitch like 80 85 When

50:25

you start getting high school kids pitching above 90 you're

50:28

talking about an elite level put

50:30

a kid with a little fella

50:32

Long-ass arms got that these torque.

50:34

Yeah, we've down whip Those

50:37

dudes can whip that ball. So what is

50:39

the fastest anyone's ever thrown a fastball? That's

50:41

a great question I mean, it's let's guess

50:43

definitely. Oh, okay. That's a good guess and

50:45

I definitely don't know I know the real

50:47

baseball fans are gonna be like fucking idiot,

50:49

but I'm gonna guess One

50:55

Twelve is that crazy? I was gonna say 118. Okay That's

51:00

just a wild guess though. It's gonna be that what do you think it

51:02

is Jamie? Do you know what it is? The

51:05

highest in a game or just the highest highest

51:08

ever like the fastest there must be like who's

51:10

the fastest I bet the guy who's that best

51:12

ever or fastest ever isn't the

51:14

best best. Yeah, right You're not the most

51:16

accurate. It's just like in tennis. Yeah, the

51:18

craziest speed ever on a

51:21

serve is not from right Federer

51:23

right right right right right like a guy

51:25

with the hardest punch is not necessarily the

51:27

best fighter exactly So what is let's

51:29

take guess? So

51:32

I was trying to really erase like

51:34

in major league baseball from the search

51:36

if I could what's the fastest pitch

51:38

ever thrown fastest in major

51:40

league baseball, it's 105.8 What

51:43

about in like the world record for

51:45

the fastest ball ever thrown? There's

51:48

got to be competitions right like they have

51:50

those golf competitions reduce just drive a thousand

51:52

percent. Yeah Yeah, you could throw a fastball

51:55

you would just be in the major leagues That's

51:57

true. That's they would just figure out a way

51:59

to You over the plate yeah, you'll have

52:01

to do it like ten times, and you can make a lot

52:03

of money So 105 is that

52:05

what we're doing 5.8 Yeah, there's a bunch

52:07

of one guy has done it a bunch of times at 105

52:09

and a few people have joined him in the 105

52:12

but no one's cracked 106 that must be

52:14

so fast coming at you terrifying you ever

52:16

look at the Like from a

52:19

umpire's perspective no, but I'm saying that's it's

52:21

there, but if you look at tennis The

52:24

high level serve speeds what are their speeds?

52:27

We're talking like into the 130s

52:29

really yeah like there's probably a guy who's probably

52:31

done 140 all right I'm opening up Google. See

52:33

if we get any high school baseball come

52:35

on Google. Don't disappoint me 163

52:39

for fastest what? What's

52:42

right fastest serve 163 block

52:44

and John Eisner yeah Eisner

52:46

six ten fifty seven, bro

52:48

That's banana six tense so

52:50

far. It's just wolves and

52:52

MMA So I think I gotta

52:54

give that about 30 30 minutes to an hour

52:57

and okay again. What do I have I got

52:59

chiropractors Italian women's

53:01

feet I Got

53:03

the debate I got upcoming

53:06

fights They

53:08

got some canelo Alvarez Connor

53:10

sugar sean o'malion marab doabash

53:13

willy watches watches Cybertruck

53:17

baseball But you

53:20

know be interesting though Is

53:22

you check back in an hour right? Yeah,

53:25

that's what I'm gonna do. I'm

53:27

gonna keep checking back for

53:29

high school baseball And if if

53:31

high school baseball one house, I'm cheating because I

53:33

got Google open. I'm gonna shut it now We'll

53:36

see We'll see if they

53:39

get me okay. I should have come up with

53:41

a product instead of high school baseball Products

53:44

a good idea like Lamborghini is a product. They're gonna try

53:46

to sell you the product that would be a better move

53:48

There you go. I should have had a product Will

53:51

be the product, but it has to I want it to

53:53

be a product that I wouldn't ordinarily search That's why I

53:56

said high school baseball, right? Like

53:58

what's a product that I wouldn't search? Mmm.

54:00

Mmm. Have you searched

54:02

humidors? No Humidors,

54:05

that's a good one. Cigar humidor.

54:07

Cigar humidor. Yeah Cigar

54:10

humidors. What are the best ones?

54:12

Yeah, cigar humidors. What's the difference?

54:14

There's so many sizes Are

54:16

there some that are too crazy and that's

54:18

just overkill and there's some what's the best

54:21

wood for a cigar? humidor

54:24

Did my one of my neighbors built a room? He

54:26

built it like a store He's

54:33

hiding It's

54:39

women repellent yeah Yeah,

54:43

no woman's ever like mmm. Yeah, they hate it.

54:45

They think it stinks so funny. They hate it

54:47

when it's outside Oh that guy across the street

54:51

You know I did I

54:55

Had a gummy a Mushroom

54:57

gummy. It was so good. Just

55:00

a light one. Yeah Nice

55:05

Is it not I Mean

55:07

it kind of is depends on the mushroom. I

55:09

take a lot of functional mushrooms over

55:11

the last six months or something So

55:13

I've been taking Reiki and

55:15

cordyceps and I gotta get you one

55:18

of these though that I that they're

55:20

really good smooth very nice I'm

55:24

also like a

55:27

bit Naive as

55:29

I haven't partaken that

55:31

much before so I did

55:34

mine like Before bed, and then

55:36

I put like an eye mask on and

55:38

I was like Yeah,

55:41

all kinds of shit, and then it's 2 30 in the

55:43

morning, and I'm like I gotta take something else So I

55:45

can go to bed well when I get riled

55:48

up late at night I I Always

55:51

feel like an idiot because I was like I've just

55:53

ruined my sleep. Yeah, I didn't late at night I've

55:55

got too many crazy ideas and start freaking me out.

55:57

It just ruins your sleep Next thing you know, it's

56:00

four o'clock in the morning, you go to bed. It

56:02

fucked me up. It was just my

56:04

own ignorance. And then if you have a podcast

56:06

the next day, you got baggy eyes, you look like shit, and

56:09

your brain's not working so great. Oh,

56:12

by the way, one of the best supplements for

56:15

performance, mental performance, when

56:18

you are missing sleep is

56:20

creatine. Really? Like

56:23

the workouts supplement? Yeah, creatine, the workout

56:25

supplement, it's really good for workouts, but

56:27

it's also really good for cognitive function.

56:31

Didn't know that. Yeah. Never heard

56:33

of that. Well, if you think about it, what

56:35

creatine does, Google what exactly what creatine does, so

56:37

I don't fuck this up, but what I think

56:39

it does essentially is it allows your body to

56:41

hold onto more water. Yeah. There's

56:44

more water in the muscles, so it increases

56:46

muscle volume and it helps, okay, here, what

56:48

does it say? Creatine is compound. What? Body

56:51

naturally makes, get it from protein-rich foods, it

56:53

supplies energy to your muscles, and may also

56:55

promote brain health. Many people take creatine supplements

56:57

to increase strength, improve performance, and

57:00

help, what happened? I didn't. What'd you

57:02

just do? I just hit it down.

57:04

Yeah, but you changed it, I was

57:06

reading it. Okay, increased strength, improved performance,

57:09

and help keep their minds sharp. I've

57:11

never heard this. But the study, the

57:13

recent study was the positive effects of

57:15

creatine on people that are sleep deprived.

57:18

Interesting. It says, it increases energy supply to

57:20

neurons in the brain, which may help with

57:22

mood and thinking. So

57:26

it does something with water. That

57:28

is- It makes you gain a little

57:30

weight from it, that I think you're storing more

57:33

water. So you have a bad night of sleep-

57:36

The next day. The creatine. Yeah, but I take it

57:38

every day anyway. I've been taking it every day anyway

57:40

for like the past six months. Really? Yeah,

57:42

it makes a difference, it really does. Interesting. It

57:44

makes a difference in your workouts, but what I

57:46

think, I try to take as many things as

57:48

possible that are good for cognitive performance. Obviously,

57:51

like doing a podcast, you need that.

57:54

Increased water, here it is. Creatine is

57:56

an osmotically active substance, thus any increase

57:58

in the body- CR content,

58:00

creating content, should result in

58:03

increased water retention and consequent

58:05

gains in body mass. Well, I knew about

58:07

the water retention and that it was a

58:10

verified to have like it's one of the

58:13

supplements that you can count on for

58:15

gains. Yes. Yeah, I'd

58:17

never heard about the brain

58:21

aspect of it, ever. Yeah, that's more

58:23

recent. They've been talking about that. You

58:25

know, it's been used as a muscle

58:27

supplement since like the 90s or

58:29

been popular since the 90s. Jamie, what does it

58:32

say about because there was some sort of a

58:34

study about creatine supplementation

58:38

to enhance performance

58:40

with sleep deprivation? Because

58:43

there was this study that was showing that, you

58:46

know, your cognitive performance when you just have like

58:48

four or five hours sleep drops

58:50

off a cliff. You know,

58:52

I notice it in a big way. I'm

58:54

just like it's 70% of like my normal.

58:58

Single high dose of creatine can

59:00

temporarily improve cognitive performance during sleep

59:02

deprivation. This is due to creatine's

59:04

ability to prevent a drop in

59:06

pH level, improve processing speed, increase

59:09

intercellular energy consumption, and

59:11

increase high extracellular creatine

59:13

availability. Isn't that awesome? That

59:16

is so fucking cool. Yeah, I really had

59:18

no clue about this. Yeah. I

59:20

had a really poor night's sleep like

59:23

a month or so ago and I was going

59:25

into my writers room on my show and that's

59:27

the like to me like when you

59:29

go what's the worst things about it

59:31

when you have no bad sleep? Or

59:34

A, physically like your workouts suck.

59:36

Like it's really rough. Yeah, poor

59:38

sleep, but mentally

59:41

to you know, I hate doing a

59:44

show on poor sleep and to

59:46

go into a writers room where you're supposed to be, you know.

59:48

Fast creative. Yeah, talking about

59:50

all the stories and and

59:54

I took a stimulant. Holy

59:57

shit. It was like I slept fucking 12

59:59

hours. I couldn't believe which ones

1:00:01

you take by Vance. Yeah. Oh

1:00:03

nice Like it. Oh

1:00:05

my god. I was like can I get some more? I

1:00:09

was supposed to give you this Amazing

1:00:13

I think you have ADD or

1:00:15

ADHD whatever the fuck it is confirmed.

1:00:17

I think so, but I

1:00:20

couldn't think we both that We both need Vyvanse

1:00:22

whatever it is fucking awesome. This is not the guy

1:00:24

who's the vice president under Trump. No

1:00:27

Yeah, JD Vance

1:00:29

the creator of my Vance. I

1:00:31

couldn't believe though how The

1:00:35

I mean I was really dragon. I was like on

1:00:37

one of those I slept three to half four and

1:00:39

all said bam I mean

1:00:41

firing on all cylinders like it was like

1:00:43

I had a great night's sleep

1:00:45

Really? I could not have to come down like

1:00:48

not that bad real. No, it was apparently

1:00:50

that's one of the tell me on this

1:00:53

Don't do it. The big difference

1:00:55

is between is that the crash

1:00:58

from adder. I never did Adderall I've never had it like

1:01:00

people talk about the post Adderall

1:01:03

crash But the

1:01:05

violence I was like, yeah, I feel

1:01:07

they got it nailed. Yeah, these motherfuckers

1:01:09

They'd fucking nailed it these motherfuckers and

1:01:12

yeah Yo, there's

1:01:14

a lot of people out there

1:01:16

just turning and grinding

1:01:18

all day on Anthevenes

1:01:21

that's where it is. Yeah Yeah,

1:01:25

it's pretty incredible I

1:01:27

can't believe I'm bringing it up again But

1:01:29

that book over there blitzed is a Norman

1:01:31

Oler book about the Nazis during the blitzkrieg

1:01:33

campaign They were all on meth all of

1:01:35

them. Yeah, and then you know, a

1:01:38

lot of people don't I talked about it on stage but

1:01:40

the people don't know that Hitler was

1:01:43

on a lot of cocaine to Oh Hitler was on a

1:01:45

lot of Oxycodone to yeah, but

1:01:47

the coke part was always like to me

1:01:49

the the thing that I was like wait

1:01:51

What and it was his doctor that was

1:01:53

getting it to him. That's what that

1:01:55

book's all about It's really fascinating

1:01:57

how that whole the whole army was

1:01:59

all Oh, yeah, and

1:02:01

they would give more meth to the people that

1:02:03

are on the front lines. Mm-hmm. Like the tank

1:02:05

guys They got the most math. Yeah, just fucking

1:02:07

bet them up. Well, there's that makes sense People

1:02:11

on meth what is it people on? people

1:02:15

on meth love Confrontation,

1:02:17

you know like they they are Aggressive.

1:02:20

Yeah, they seek out confrontation. Mmm.

1:02:23

So I remember I talked to

1:02:25

dr. Drew one time He goes

1:02:27

people on cocaine run from

1:02:29

the cops and people on meth

1:02:31

run towards the cops. Really? Yeah, so he's like

1:02:33

you get people like a really like serious

1:02:36

coke problem. They see a uniform and they bolt

1:02:38

Whoa, and then people on meth like when they

1:02:40

he's like when dealing with like real meth up

1:02:42

people they see cops and they're like What's up,

1:02:44

bitch? They

1:02:46

want confrontation with uniforms like they just

1:02:49

seek it out. It's fucking what they

1:02:51

do football player get pulled over Yeah,

1:02:54

man, that was fucking Wild.

1:02:56

Yeah, I rekill. Yeah. Yeah on the way

1:02:58

to the Dolphins game is interesting.

1:03:00

He just didn't want to roll his window down

1:03:03

I know and I I understand like There's

1:03:06

like a lot of people weighing

1:03:08

in on you know, the the nuances of

1:03:10

this whole thing because right it's layered it's

1:03:13

not but it's like I Mean

1:03:16

look I I'm never

1:03:18

have Tyree kills experience You know like as

1:03:20

being a black guy in America and in

1:03:23

a McLaren in a McLaren and and and

1:03:25

I don't know what it's like To get

1:03:27

pulled over by cop my whole thing with

1:03:29

cops if I get pulled over I

1:03:31

always try to be like Yes,

1:03:34

turn into yes, sir. Like yes, sir. Now

1:03:36

he like it's people are right It's not

1:03:38

against the law to be to not be

1:03:40

like that. We're allowed to fucking to

1:03:43

be like Whatever hurry up

1:03:45

and fucking figure this out. You can do

1:03:47

that. But I just feel like It's

1:03:50

it's not de-escalating things right,

1:03:52

but then those cops were

1:03:54

fucking hot Yeah, like

1:03:57

you could tell the

1:03:59

one particular felt like to me watching it

1:04:02

that he was He

1:04:05

had felt he maybe humiliated by also either

1:04:07

somebody he recognized or just somebody with

1:04:10

wealth who is Feeling

1:04:12

entitled. Mm-hmm that he wanted to show

1:04:14

the other cops Yeah,

1:04:16

that like I don't take any shit, which I

1:04:19

feel like it's a human emotion But then but

1:04:21

you can't have that human emotion as a cop

1:04:23

you can't you can't act on it for sure

1:04:25

You can't just fucking throw somebody yeah to the

1:04:28

ground and cuff them as if they're a dangerous

1:04:30

criminal I like it like he's like he was

1:04:32

a violent offender right? It was really fucking nuts

1:04:35

is nuts the whole thing's nuts It's not it's

1:04:37

nuts, but it's also it's like It's

1:04:40

nuts both ways right? It's like roll the window

1:04:42

down just roll the window down is say yes,

1:04:44

sir I don't know what give your driver's license.

1:04:46

You're speeding you're gonna hunt three miles an hour.

1:04:48

What are they alleging? I don't know what what

1:04:50

his issue was. He just didn't feel like it

1:04:52

fun car 765

1:04:56

I don't know what it is. I don't know

1:04:58

anything about McLaren's, but it's okay. I know I

1:05:00

remember when you were reviewing one When

1:05:02

you had that a car thing you were doing for

1:05:05

a while dude they were giving me I've driven a

1:05:07

lot of the lineup I've driven the 600 LT.

1:05:09

How come you ever got one? I don't know I

1:05:11

should get one I Just

1:05:14

drove the new 750s on its

1:05:16

fucking phenomenal days But they're making

1:05:18

cars that are just a rich

1:05:20

knucklehead can buy mm-hmm that has

1:05:23

The most insane speed and power I remember

1:05:26

when they sent me I specifically I've driven

1:05:28

like I said a lot of the lineup

1:05:31

when I grow the 765 LT I Remember

1:05:35

talking to at the time he was

1:05:37

with McLaren and f1 Daniel Ricardo And

1:05:40

I was like dude. I just drove this

1:05:42

fucking thing and I've never

1:05:44

I've never I've been driven a lot of

1:05:46

cars I've never been more

1:05:49

scared of what could happen in a car You

1:05:51

know I was just I was driving down the 110 and We

1:05:55

were doing like 70, and it

1:05:57

was just open road, and I had something the

1:05:59

passenger And he was like punch it and

1:06:02

I mean in the blink of an eye We're

1:06:04

just we're going 130 and and

1:06:06

it's just like it's so fast

1:06:08

and so responsive You know that

1:06:11

the slightest input and I was

1:06:13

like this is this is a it was it was a

1:06:15

scary feeling where I go I want to hand this in

1:06:17

like I want to turn this in right now And I

1:06:19

also want to order one you know like the

1:06:21

both things really I know this is bad for me

1:06:23

Yeah, but can I get some more vivance because this

1:06:25

is fucking pretty cool That's what

1:06:28

it felt like it was it was

1:06:30

terrifying and seductive But the

1:06:32

conversation that I had with him. I

1:06:34

was like it's crazy that you can

1:06:36

just buy this yeah, and have There's

1:06:39

no Skill requirement

1:06:41

associated and he and other automotive

1:06:43

journalists were like oh, yeah, you

1:06:45

should definitely have to prove Something

1:06:48

yeah to drive something like this look

1:06:50

at that thing yeah Or like think

1:06:52

about the Corvette ZR1 so that has an

1:06:55

even lower bar to entry right that's like

1:06:57

200 grand right What's a ZR1

1:06:59

the new one? I don't know I

1:07:01

don't know the price on that, but

1:07:03

that thing's insanity That's like 1100 horsepower

1:07:06

really crazy. Yeah insane rear-wheel drive car

1:07:08

I think and all the manufacturers keep

1:07:10

getting crazy crazier and crazier and crazy

1:07:12

and then you get to the electric

1:07:14

stuff Yeah, it's also like it's a

1:07:16

missile you know So

1:07:20

it's almost 1100 horsepower fucking

1:07:23

bananas That's so

1:07:25

much power for a car it used to

1:07:27

be of a car at 400 horsepower like

1:07:29

I remember I got a Porsche turbo in

1:07:31

like 2003 and

1:07:34

it was 420

1:07:36

horsepower like this is crazy. Yeah, that's

1:07:39

a bonkers number. It was crazy back

1:07:41

then What

1:07:43

does this go for? Yeah,

1:07:47

just Google MSRP for a

1:07:49

ZR1 You really

1:07:51

can't get one you have to have an allocation right

1:07:54

there's probably Is

1:07:56

that one one for sale? That's the three 129 We

1:10:00

I got

1:10:02

spins around says Bugatti. Yeah, baby.

1:10:05

Why you laughing? It's

1:10:13

a big old Italian deck It's

1:10:18

incredible that's incredible. Yeah, the technology is just

1:10:20

I mean it always it's like what's gonna

1:10:22

What will be around in 20 years cuz

1:10:24

I gotta say when? Bugatti

1:10:28

Pagani and and conestick when they do

1:10:30

these things I you know I

1:10:32

always say think like this is outrageous Yeah,

1:10:35

I'm also like it's so cool that

1:10:37

you have a spaceship like you that's

1:10:39

basically yeah getting into ground ship Yeah,

1:10:41

do you know Sam Altman? He's

1:10:43

always the head of open AI Yes, it's

1:10:45

always kind of said I'm not doing this for money

1:10:47

I don't make any money and they just busted him

1:10:49

in a four million dollar konaseg. They did yes Oh,

1:10:51

that's awesome. See if you can find that car the

1:10:53

video of him in that car. I don't need money

1:10:56

with me money Money

1:10:58

he's driving around a four million dollar code

1:11:00

is Go

1:11:03

back to the beginning so you see him get in it doesn't

1:11:06

show him get in it. No Elon

1:11:12

was mocking him look at that got

1:11:15

a four million dollar car there. He is hi

1:11:17

busted bro. Hey, bro I think

1:11:19

you like money Look

1:11:22

you don't buy one of those unless you

1:11:24

really want to get rich Yeah, and you

1:11:26

also want everyone to know how fucking rich

1:11:28

you want everyone to know how rich and

1:11:30

you you're rich right now enough I don't

1:11:32

have a four-minute our car. I wouldn't drive

1:11:34

that I'd be freaked out. I can't drive

1:11:36

it I can't park it anywhere. What do I do? That's

1:11:39

crazy. It's insane so that means he's got

1:11:41

way more money than me So

1:11:44

I get how much money make it what are you doing? What

1:11:48

are you doing that you're driving a four million

1:11:50

dollar car that's okay, and you telling everybody you're

1:11:52

not trying to make money If

1:11:56

you're not interested in money you get a Mercedes you get a

1:11:58

nice s class and people get mad at you You

1:12:00

really want people to not get mad at

1:12:02

you get a Lexus get an LS 500

1:12:04

cruise around in style No one's gonna get

1:12:06

mad at you people. Yeah, they're fine with

1:12:09

that You have a four million dollar car

1:12:11

hypercar and you you're involved in artificial intelligence

1:12:13

And it's supposed to be open AI and

1:12:16

then also became private company There's like a

1:12:18

lot of weirdness with like what happened with

1:12:20

the money. Do you know yeah the amount?

1:12:22

Oh, he's got a car She's got a

1:12:24

McLaren Two

1:12:26

McLaren's he's got the F he's got some

1:12:28

chatter Well, he probably already had a bunch

1:12:30

of money already, right? Like so, how did he come in

1:12:32

to open AI? Well,

1:12:35

there you go, so he's got a four million dollar car. He's

1:12:38

got he's got two billion dollars. Yeah Chazam

1:12:44

Yeah, that checks out. I'm chata and

1:12:46

also disposable ink. Okay. Thank me. No

1:12:48

kids. Yeah. Yeah, let's go Let's

1:12:51

go. Let's go four million dollar car I

1:12:56

don't like it. Well, what did he once say about it

1:12:59

because it was something about Elon mocking him It's

1:13:03

like cuz you know Elon was a

1:13:05

part of open AI in the beginning then he

1:13:07

was like, hey, this isn't so open Right, it's

1:13:09

going on here. He brought up the

1:13:11

threat that this is Elon

1:13:14

mocks open. What is he saying? How's he

1:13:17

mocking him? Oh, what does it say? Open

1:13:22

AI drive one of those expensive cars How

1:13:24

did open AI become a for-profit business when

1:13:26

it was a nonprofit great Elon says great

1:13:28

question But also if this guy was already

1:13:30

a billionaire So was

1:13:32

he a billionaire before open and this was?

1:13:36

Probably separate from remember when that happened on Twitter I

1:13:38

don't at this thing someone's adding that in with this video

1:13:40

of him in the car. Oh, are

1:13:42

they yeah? Oh those dirty bitches

1:13:44

time. What's the point? You

1:13:46

sure that wasn't Quoting the actual

1:13:49

video it could have been but

1:13:51

it might be it might be what's the what's

1:13:53

the origin of his money? That's a good question.

1:13:55

What's the origin of Sam Altman's wealth? Where do

1:13:57

you make all the? Cheddar,

1:14:01

he's got a four million dollar car

1:14:03

billions four million dollar cars also like

1:14:08

It's just like the Bugatti like it's a huge flex

1:14:10

at my day Just

1:14:12

a quick search says various investments through his

1:14:14

venture capital firm including so he's balling B&B

1:14:16

stripe Oh Airbnb was a big one for

1:14:19

him. So he's balling. He's already balling So

1:14:22

don't be hating kids fine guys making it.

1:14:24

It's out there rocking in

1:14:26

the free world fucking rat Yeah, the

1:14:28

thing about those cars those cars are really fun

1:14:31

But you know what my most fun car did

1:14:34

to drive is actually the most engaging

1:14:36

car is my little air-cooled 964

1:14:39

that Porsche RX America RS America It's

1:14:41

not the one just yep, not the

1:14:44

fastest by any stretch of the imagination

1:14:46

It's slow my

1:14:48

favorite is my slowest to which one

1:14:50

84. Yeah has that demand upgrade Yeah,

1:14:52

but that car is way faster than

1:14:54

my car, but it's that car is pretty

1:14:56

fucking fast It's pretty fast, but it's not like I

1:14:59

think everything else I have is almost faster than it.

1:15:01

So it's just engaging Yes, yeah,

1:15:03

and it's a and it puts the biggest

1:15:05

smile on my face, right? It's very fun

1:15:07

Yeah, that's like my my white car the

1:15:09

GG3 RS the Shark Works car same kind

1:15:11

of things just real raw But they're not

1:15:13

as raw as that little red car that

1:15:15

little red car is like you're on an

1:15:17

awesome ride at Disneyland Yeah, where you're in

1:15:19

control this all you feel Everything

1:15:22

no power steering The

1:15:25

you know, there's like power assisted brakes.

1:15:27

There's no air conditioning. No heat. No

1:15:29

nothing light as fuck 300 horsepower and

1:15:32

it's just a And

1:15:36

you just it just makes your whole body

1:15:39

tingle yeah It's like exciting that is to

1:15:41

me the most fun thing to doesn't you

1:15:43

don't have to be going fast No, it's

1:15:45

crazy Merging on the highway getting

1:15:47

to 65 miles an hour is a fucking

1:15:49

thrill. Yeah, whereas like in the Tesla. It's

1:15:51

like Yeah, it's

1:15:53

just no sound all of a sudden you go

1:15:56

in 70 you don't even notice it that cars

1:15:58

like some of these like

1:16:00

faster cars that I have and then that exist

1:16:03

is that a lot of times when you take

1:16:05

them out you're like yeah I'm

1:16:07

not really getting to drive this thing right you

1:16:09

know cuz you're if you're going 75 right and

1:16:11

you're like you have to go to a track

1:16:13

you have to yeah yeah enjoy it yeah yeah

1:16:16

and how often you do that that's the fucking

1:16:18

thing is that like you tell yourself that

1:16:20

you know we bended together yeah and you're

1:16:22

like I want to do this all the

1:16:24

time let's do it next month it's hard

1:16:26

to do let's definitely do it well next

1:16:28

month we probably can't because next month is

1:16:30

f1 but after f1's after f1 yeah after

1:16:32

f1's we'll do another day the ultimate baller

1:16:34

move the ultimate like all these guys they

1:16:37

want to get fucking chateaus and France and

1:16:39

pole hole this is the ultimate baller move

1:16:41

you get a giant piece of land that's

1:16:43

flat and you put yourself a fucking racetrack

1:16:45

on it and let's go somebody did this

1:16:47

in Austin it's for sale I think what

1:16:49

yeah somebody in the greater Austin area don't

1:16:51

tell me yes where to go tell me

1:16:53

this don't do this and then a guy

1:16:55

a billionaire in Japan just built one that

1:16:57

he built a track

1:17:00

that you can you

1:17:02

can get a membership at oh and

1:17:04

his at his track oh that's pretty dope it's

1:17:06

pretty fucking cool that's a good move so if

1:17:08

you know some cool car people you can hang

1:17:10

out together yeah they have a loan on your

1:17:12

track on nobody saw my laptop Callie has that

1:17:15

out in like indigo oh yeah that area

1:17:18

it's a private like

1:17:21

a really nice track that has like a

1:17:23

country club it has a restaurant and you

1:17:25

can house your cars there that'd be so

1:17:27

addictive I know so addictive I know even

1:17:30

it is in a my Yotta just

1:17:32

going around and something fun yeah right

1:17:34

it's like that's what I'm saying it's

1:17:36

like it's not about how fast you

1:17:38

go it's about how much fun it

1:17:40

is to go fast mm-hmm like

1:17:43

there's cars that go wait like my Tesla

1:17:45

it's best example goes way faster than anything

1:17:47

else I own but it's not as fun

1:17:49

no there's a different there's a fun factor

1:17:51

to the roar of the engine the feeling

1:17:53

of the tires is shifting the gears yourself

1:17:56

all of it the fun part the

1:17:58

fun is just I

1:18:00

mean, that's the joy of it. That's why you

1:18:02

keep getting them and everybody today is chasing numbers

1:18:04

They're all chasing Nurburgring times and zero to 60s

1:18:07

and quarter miles Yeah, and it makes you lose

1:18:09

sight of like the real thrill of driving. It's

1:18:12

also dangerous for everybody on the street You got

1:18:14

these vive ants up kids out there with a

1:18:16

fucking ZR one There's

1:18:19

a replica of the instant bull F1

1:18:22

track in Texas and it's for sale

1:18:25

Holy shit, isn't that crazy

1:18:27

guys got an f1 track in his fucking

1:18:29

yard, isn't that nuts nuts? And

1:18:32

I feel like it's very Texas. Where is that? This is

1:18:34

like the state That looks like it's down by the all

1:18:36

the ocean. It's an Amarillo scroll scroll up a little so

1:18:38

I can see that image better Yeah, is that the ocean

1:18:40

in the back? What's that blue

1:18:42

shit? I think that's just Oh,

1:18:49

is that where Amarillo is? Yeah. Oh, I don't know

1:18:52

where I'm I was in that like the top tip

1:18:54

top 50 acre complex for sale click on it.

1:18:56

How much? For

1:18:58

a reasonable price. Let's go Two

1:19:01

million bucks. Hang on for real. Hang

1:19:03

on Hang on. This thing

1:19:05

just got juicy How

1:19:08

far is that drive find out how far that drivers?

1:19:10

Hmm. How far is that flight? 20

1:19:13

minutes. There you go. Very quick. Let's go Oh Don't

1:19:21

make me do this. Come on, dude. Hmm.

1:19:24

Well, I want to

1:19:26

get a ranch I've been talking about getting

1:19:28

a ranch for there's one for sale right there, but I'm

1:19:30

on a different kind of ranch No, you don't you want

1:19:32

a survival ranch? It's right there. No survival right on the

1:19:34

outside Is

1:19:40

a small port at Chris Harrison the other day, yeah Yeah,

1:19:43

if we had a track

1:19:46

I was an airport right next to it If

1:19:49

we had a track like real close and

1:19:51

we could take Chris Harris out how much

1:19:53

fun would that be? Awesome That dude's so

1:19:55

fucking great. I love watching him drive, too.

1:19:57

He's he's fucking he loves cars. Yeah when

1:19:59

you're Like someone who really loves cars. He

1:20:02

loves all kinds of cars, too You

1:20:04

know he knows this shit. I like

1:20:06

I like watching his videos great. Yeah

1:20:09

fun, dude He got fucked over on that whole

1:20:11

top gear deal. He did yeah Top

1:20:14

top gear story how it ended is horrible and

1:20:17

did due to an accident And he was and he apparently

1:20:19

had gone to the producers saying we have to stop pushing

1:20:21

this We're gonna someone's gonna get hurt killed and

1:20:24

then someone got hurt real bad But it's a

1:20:26

real big guy though, and you know he got fucked up

1:20:28

from this flipped over a three-wheeler He

1:20:31

got really fucked up, but survived And

1:20:33

then they killed the show Really yeah,

1:20:36

yeah, it was crazy After

1:20:38

he'd kind of warned them He

1:20:41

also experienced a shit ton of online hate

1:20:43

because he was replacing Jeremy Clarkson, so everybody

1:20:45

fucking hated him But meanwhile he's like the

1:20:47

best auto journalist there is he's so funny

1:20:49

such a good guy And

1:20:52

people are mad that he's not Jeremy Clarkson

1:20:54

like hey Jeremy Clarkson still on the air

1:20:56

you fucking idiots Yeah, go over to the

1:20:58

Amazon get the Jeremy. It's great. Go watch

1:21:00

that too. Yeah fucking morons No,

1:21:03

that's that's too bad. I think Krista's Great

1:21:06

work. I love watching him review stuff and and

1:21:08

and you can tell like not only skilled when

1:21:10

he's on track But that he's genuinely

1:21:12

having a good time you can tell you loves

1:21:14

it. Oh, he's smiling laughing He's gonna

1:21:17

do more of his own stuff and good him, and

1:21:19

I were yeah We were talking about that I was

1:21:21

encouraging that I was like you really need to be

1:21:23

doing your own thing like you're you're so good Automotive

1:21:25

journalists you're so fun people love watching you you

1:21:28

should be doing your own show online You shouldn't be

1:21:30

dealing with other people yeah There's no need for that

1:21:32

and also like the top gear top gears great show

1:21:34

and everything like that But they all want to

1:21:36

do like crazy stunts like they threw a car

1:21:39

off the side of a bridge with a bungee

1:21:41

cord attached You're like my why why? Yeah,

1:21:44

they why they get to a point on

1:21:46

all these shows Yeah, it's just a producer

1:21:48

pitch. So segment and what we were saying

1:21:51

was for television That's what people like

1:21:53

yeah, but for the internet like

1:21:55

for YouTube completely different audience Yeah, then you

1:21:57

get enthusiasts so like if you get the

1:24:00

Because that was before singer he had this

1:24:02

car made and this is oh no this

1:24:04

is singer. Oh, okay. This is the dis

1:24:07

This is a different one. This is just how many

1:24:09

years ago is this? 22 okay,

1:24:12

this is the dynamics and lightweight study

1:24:14

one. This is the crazy three million

1:24:16

dollar singer Oh my god, this one's

1:24:18

different. This one's not a turbo. This

1:24:20

is their super lightweight Incredible

1:24:23

car this cars in credible. Yeah, oh,

1:24:25

yeah Fucking

1:24:27

nails it but this car is crazy

1:24:29

crazy expensive Yeah,

1:24:32

three million. Yeah, but it's

1:24:34

a immaculate immaculate Sink

1:24:37

singer turbos. I'll put in

1:24:39

turbo singer turbo green go

1:24:42

to videos click on

1:24:44

videos and go to recent

1:24:50

Okay Right

1:24:52

there where it says more than 10 years click

1:24:55

that there you go. Bam. Okay, this

1:24:57

is it So look

1:24:59

at that fucking thing. So this is this

1:25:01

is the turbo so it looks kind of

1:25:03

like a 9-11 turbo

1:25:05

from like whatever year that would be

1:25:07

like 1980 or whatever the fuck it

1:25:09

was But it's way more smooth and

1:25:11

polished and refined and it's just when

1:25:13

you see it parked and still it's

1:25:16

just Amazing like their

1:25:18

attention to details just off

1:25:20

the fucking charts, man. Yeah Like

1:25:23

this go back so you could see so that was that's

1:25:25

the car So

1:25:28

they're just going over all the things that they

1:25:30

massaged and changed on the car and all the

1:25:32

details where you get a Sent there is you

1:25:34

get a sense of what it looks like. Look

1:25:36

at that thing. That is fucking

1:25:39

rad Cars

1:25:42

don't get prettier. They just get different. They

1:25:45

don't get prettier than that They just get

1:25:47

different and then that dark cool metallic green

1:25:49

like look at that thing out I would

1:25:51

get talked into this. Yeah in this moment

1:25:53

if they were like and then yeah, yeah

1:25:56

How much do you think that fucker cost? That's

1:25:58

not as much as the DL No, it's

1:26:00

not I think I don't know

1:26:03

you're probably DLS you get I

1:26:06

mean so much Customization involved in it

1:26:08

right probably million bucks that

1:26:11

are just under there, you know around there I

1:26:13

think they can make these from what I

1:26:15

remember for a little bit Less

1:26:18

than what they were making the because they were just

1:26:20

doing 964s before I think right that they can make

1:26:23

these That's not a 964 chassis. They

1:26:25

don't start with a 964 on the turbo I don't know

1:26:27

what I'm saying on the pre like you know singers

1:26:29

were all just one Model

1:26:31

before right those were more expensive for them

1:26:34

to just even produce Singer

1:26:38

DLS turbo. Oh boy So

1:26:42

starts as a 964 jet, but this is

1:26:44

a DLS Different that's a

1:26:46

different one. Look how sick that thing

1:26:48

looks. That's the dine that is another

1:26:51

level. That's the dynamic lightweight study Yeah,

1:26:53

Porsche turbo which is bananas that's that

1:26:55

thing works that doesn't look anything like

1:26:57

anything that's ever existed before No, and

1:26:59

that's the different definitely more expensive. Oh,

1:27:01

yeah, that's the one we were just

1:27:03

looking at I think you could produce

1:27:05

those look at that thing. That's insane

1:27:07

looking. Oh God,

1:27:10

that thing's insane looking. Are you

1:27:12

gonna make a phone call? No, no get away

1:27:14

from me This

1:27:17

is like a line where I won't cross

1:27:19

really yeah. Yeah, what's the line? Oh, really?

1:27:21

Yeah That looks fucking amazing sane you start

1:27:23

getting into million dollar cars. Like what are

1:27:25

we doing? That's okay Yeah,

1:27:30

it's just no that's true it's not a Bugatti

1:27:32

it's also a different kind of thing than a

1:27:34

look at my dick You

1:27:36

know, it's it's more of like oh,

1:27:38

you know cars passionate guy. Yeah, you

1:27:40

know, what the fuck gets the wheel

1:27:42

spinning That's yeah, that's that's

1:27:44

fuck I just love that there's people like they're

1:27:46

like, you know, the Gunther works guy these people

1:27:48

that they're making those things so fuck I just

1:27:50

love there's someone who just goes so hard a

1:27:53

roof. Yeah, I want to I want to they're

1:27:55

not even really Porsches, right? I don't know. I

1:27:57

mean, they can't even really call them a Porsche.

1:27:59

It's like It's

1:52:00

such a game changer. When

1:52:03

you have to pee and you can't concentrate, it's so

1:52:05

hard to talk. I was just like, your

1:52:07

eye starts to flutter. Yeah. Makes

1:52:12

me think about those debates. Like what if someone has to pee in

1:52:15

the debate? You got to dial your

1:52:17

water in just right. Do you have

1:52:19

a I have a pre-show pee routine? Do you?

1:52:22

Yeah, because I would

1:52:24

say like my fixation is I kind of have

1:52:26

to when I get like during

1:52:29

the day I'm drinking water and

1:52:32

you know a couple coffees and

1:52:34

it's like if we're on the road, you

1:52:36

know, we go work out. I'm

1:52:38

going to increase the water intake, like start

1:52:40

drinking more. And then you

1:52:43

know, you get ready, head over to the

1:52:45

venue and it's like, okay, I

1:52:47

get there. The show's going

1:52:49

to be in 45 minutes. It's like I pee, but then

1:52:51

I keep going like, oh, here's a water. I'm going to

1:52:53

pour a Diet Coke. I'm going to take on stage in

1:52:55

a cup of water. And then it's

1:52:57

like, all right, start the show. I introduce, you

1:53:00

know, opener. And then I'm like,

1:53:02

all right, I'm going to go pee and I'll be back. And I do

1:53:04

that. And then it's like, hey, he's got

1:53:06

five minutes left. And I always go, do I have to

1:53:08

pee again? Like this is like a real. Yeah.

1:53:12

It's like you're going to go to a

1:53:14

spa and they're like, you're going to get a massage. And they're

1:53:16

like, do you have to pee? And I go, do I? I

1:53:18

think so. Yeah. Yeah. I

1:53:21

think there's four drops left. Get them out. Get them out.

1:53:23

The worst is if you have to shit. Oh, Jesus. Oh

1:53:27

my God. Yeah. How much time does

1:53:29

he have left? He has three minutes left. I can't shit in three

1:53:31

minutes. I can't shit in three minutes. I know that is. But

1:53:34

your body does this thing where it'll shut the

1:53:36

shit thing down unless it's like a real fucking

1:53:38

emergency. Right. But you ever had that on stage? Have

1:53:41

I ever had that I have to fucking I puked

1:53:44

on the side of the stage. Really? Yeah.

1:53:46

That was fuck. Those are.

1:53:48

Are we sick? Yeah. I

1:53:51

mean, I'm sick of the wings. Oh my God. Jesus.

1:53:53

Like that was that was rough. Did you go back

1:53:55

on stage? Yep. Did they know you

1:53:57

threw up? Nope. Until I told them.

2:08:00

We'll have like a theme and then

2:08:03

short stories that are dark,

2:08:06

like twisted fucked up stories.

2:08:09

With a comedic twist to it, right?

2:08:12

Things that are comedic in nature, I

2:08:15

would say, but dark. So

2:08:18

I think it's like a, I say the

2:08:20

best way to describe it is it's

2:08:22

kind of a comedic black mirror. Short

2:08:24

stories that are twisted that

2:08:26

have a comedic tone. So do

2:08:28

you have the whole, first of all, you

2:08:31

really like to be busy. More

2:08:34

than anybody I know. I do feel, I

2:08:36

think, better having a lot going on.

2:08:38

Yeah. But you like to be overwhelmed.

2:08:41

I don't think, I think there's a line. I've

2:08:44

discovered in my life that

2:08:46

there's a line and that I can, and

2:08:48

you figure out the line by living that

2:08:50

you go to a point. I'm coming everywhere

2:08:52

was the line. That was too

2:08:54

much. Right. Because that was...

2:08:57

That was your tour. That

2:08:59

was the last tour. And that was, we leave Monday

2:09:01

and we do shows Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And

2:09:05

that was week after week. And that was a lot. That

2:09:07

was too much. This tour that I've been on this

2:09:09

year is like this week

2:09:11

and I'm in Eugene, Vancouver and Denver. That's

2:09:15

it. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm

2:09:17

home that night. The

2:09:20

next week, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toronto. It's

2:09:22

like three shows, three nights. That's

2:09:25

a much more manageable way to

2:09:27

live. But I had to figure it

2:09:29

out. Production too, production,

2:09:31

there's no way to deal,

2:09:33

to work in production where I'm writing,

2:09:35

producing, I'm directing some of them. There's

2:09:38

no way to do that without being busy, but it's

2:09:40

also a condensed amount of time. That's

2:09:42

what I like about productions is that you... You

2:09:45

only have a few weeks. You see your end date. Yeah. We're

2:09:48

done here. So we just have to make it happen. So I mean,

2:09:50

it'll be a very busy six weeks for me,

2:09:52

but it also will be over. And when you plan

2:09:54

and when is that going to get out on Netflix?

2:09:56

My thought is that it would

2:09:58

probably be in the spring. Think

2:10:00

I think so. I'm sure

2:10:02

that conversation will do that, but I'm so

2:10:04

fucking stoked for it, dude Like it we

2:10:07

got a great group together to write it. I

2:10:10

love that. I get to work with Rami

2:10:12

I'm working with Jeremy Connor and and just

2:10:15

a great crew and like we're Casting

2:10:18

here in the next couple weeks work the thing that

2:10:20

one of the things I'm honestly super proud of is

2:10:22

that I got them To let me do the show

2:10:24

in Austin Austin

2:10:26

production Austin crew were casting

2:10:29

Austin actors. It's like a real

2:10:31

Austin production So that

2:10:33

to me was like very fun. I was like I don't want to go

2:10:36

move to Atlanta to do this I want

2:10:38

to do it home. I see how to

2:10:40

be plenty of actors here Oh for sure

2:10:42

there's actors here and also that and we

2:10:44

are doing Austin locations like shooting all over

2:10:46

the city But I think that's fucking cool.

2:10:48

That's pretty dope. Yeah, that's exciting It's

2:10:51

a wild show when you see this stuff. You're

2:10:53

gonna be like you're fucked up man. I can't

2:10:55

wait. Yeah, I'm excited Yeah, I'm excited.

2:10:57

So when do you start? Our

2:10:59

first shoot day is October

2:11:02

7 I think Six

2:11:05

weeks of chaos six weeks of chaos and then

2:11:08

There's something about having a goal to

2:11:10

like a thing that you're working towards.

2:11:12

It just changes your mindset Yeah It's

2:11:14

I think this has helped with like

2:11:16

even like I was telling the focus

2:11:18

of like nutrition and health and like

2:11:21

You know the discipline of that bleeds into

2:11:23

the discipline of the writing and

2:11:26

like getting these meetings done and like

2:11:28

yeah It all comes together. Yeah when

2:11:31

I was getting ready to do my live special Knowing

2:11:33

that there was a date that this had to be

2:11:36

done and then it was only on one night Yeah,

2:11:38

it was like this like super hyper focus of getting

2:11:40

ready for something done Yeah, and when I did it

2:11:42

I was like after was always like

2:11:44

I want to do that again really?

2:11:46

Yeah Yeah, I was at first I was like I'm

2:11:49

gonna do this one time and I'm never gonna fucking

2:11:51

do this again Because this is a ridiculous idea to

2:11:53

be able to do something Live

2:11:55

to millions of people on

2:11:57

Netflix. Well, you enjoyed the experience. I liked it But

2:12:00

you like the lightens pressure like it. Yeah.

2:12:02

Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I like it

2:12:04

a lot Yeah, I like it too

2:12:07

much. Well, that's kind of how I Am

2:12:09

about being have you ever thought about doing a

2:12:11

live special never never thought about it. You do

2:12:13

it. You think so Yep, nothing everybody should do

2:12:15

it. Yeah, everybody's

2:12:17

good You got you do

2:12:19

good shows you do great sets for

2:12:21

you know headlining sets Just get it

2:12:23

dialed in to where you

2:12:25

know how that moves and let's fucking go and

2:12:28

just bust that Motherfucker out for the whole world

2:12:30

and you have to Eddie editing that I'll tell

2:12:32

you I fucking hate Oh, so you know the

2:12:34

last one they called me and they go so

2:12:37

we're gonna have to change your release date because

2:12:39

you won't Watch this I

2:12:42

always have that problem. I don't want to watch me.

2:12:44

I know either. I don't want to I fucking hated

2:12:46

it Yeah, and then I gross then I

2:12:49

told them I wanted the show that they were like no not that

2:12:51

I go Yeah, no, I want this show and they were like what

2:12:53

about the other show? I don't want that show and

2:12:55

then everyone was like I go you asked me

2:12:57

to fucking watch it Well that's got to be

2:13:00

you can't have anybody giving you advice No,

2:13:02

I don't I don't agree I think if

2:13:04

a comic is gonna put out a special

2:13:06

it should be that comic special and what

2:13:08

that comic thing should be on That special

2:13:10

and that's it. I don't want no I

2:13:12

remember Robbie and Bill Burr were arguing in

2:13:14

the parking lot of the comedy store and

2:13:16

Robbie was drunk and Bill Burr was like

2:13:19

hey I'm not gonna fucking argue with you

2:13:21

about what my fucking act is why you're

2:13:23

drunk at the comedy store. It was this

2:13:25

like Incredible moment. I'm like

2:13:27

yeah, that's how it's supposed to be. You're not supposed

2:13:29

to have someone tell you yeah What the fuck you're

2:13:31

gonna put in your act sure do you know how

2:13:33

to do comedy? No, you don't do comedy, right? Shut

2:13:36

the fuck up You shut

2:13:38

the fuck up. This is crazy. It's

2:13:40

a crazy conversation. Yeah, it's I mean

2:13:44

But everybody wants to get in there. I know that's

2:13:46

the problem with like if you were doing your show

2:13:49

It's a problem with doing anything like imagine if you

2:13:51

did your mom's house, and you had a bunch of

2:13:53

people you were working for It's a great analogy. I

2:13:55

mean yes, especially your mom's house live. Oh my god.

2:13:57

Well. Yeah, that wouldn't work which I

2:13:59

was at Fairfax for six years and I

2:14:01

fucking gagged so hard watching that show. I

2:14:03

had to turn away three or four times.

2:14:05

I've dry heaved a lot doing that. It's

2:14:08

so gross. I mean,

2:14:10

no one would let you do it, but yet

2:14:13

it's hugely successful. It's totally true. I mean, notes

2:14:15

wise I'll say this like, you know, because I

2:14:17

experienced this with the book. I wrote a book,

2:14:19

you know, a year ago or whatever is like

2:14:22

the first time you get notes on anything, a

2:14:24

script or anything, you're like, what the fuck is

2:14:27

this? Right. And then when

2:14:29

you do encounter notes of value, because there

2:14:31

are notes that are sure that you go

2:14:33

like, that was a good note. You

2:14:35

have to be able to balance because what

2:14:38

ends up happening, the way that really I

2:14:40

think handle it is you

2:14:42

listen to all of them, but you also have to be

2:14:44

able to go, I hear what you're

2:14:47

saying on this and I totally disagree.

2:14:49

You can't, it's hard to do

2:14:51

when you're like starting out. Right. It's impossible.

2:14:53

You just can't. But once you kind of

2:14:55

know yourself and what you're trying to do,

2:14:57

you get to go like, oh yeah, that's a

2:15:00

good, I know what you're going for there. I

2:15:02

don't want to do that. Right. And so I'm

2:15:04

not. Yeah. But your other note was great. And

2:15:06

I, could you imagine if like you

2:15:08

decided that like doing your mom's house was too

2:15:10

difficult, so you're going to bring in some Hollywood

2:15:12

executives to help you. Oh my God. Oh my

2:15:15

God. Some actual Hollywood producers that do like keeping

2:15:17

up with the Kardashians or something. And they're going

2:15:19

to help you produce your mom's house. I mean,

2:15:21

I had the fucking, and

2:15:23

that's so far fetched that like, you know, it's

2:15:25

like, it would be such a fucking shit show.

2:15:28

It would be terrible. It would be terrible. But

2:15:30

isn't it interesting that it's so popular? Yeah. That

2:15:32

like, but people, once it becomes

2:15:34

popular, then they would want to get in

2:15:36

on it. And here's how we can make

2:15:38

it better. Yeah. Tighten it up. Yeah. Figure

2:15:41

out a way to make it. Can you imagine somebody

2:15:43

telling you how to run this thing? It'd be impossible.

2:15:45

Yeah. I can't even take, I don't

2:15:47

even, when someone asks

2:15:49

me to put someone on, even

2:15:52

if I would want to put that person on, now I don't want

2:15:54

to put them on. Just because they asked you? Yeah. I don't, I

2:15:56

don't want it. I don't want to get into that. I

2:15:59

only. I only want to have people on the show that I

2:16:01

want to have on the show and that's it. That's

2:16:04

the only way I've ever done it. That's the only

2:16:06

way I want to do it. Somebody asked me just

2:16:08

like a week ago, a guy stopped me

2:16:10

and he was like, I have a question about podcasting. I

2:16:12

go, what? He goes,

2:16:14

how do you, what's the like criteria

2:16:18

for asking someone to be

2:16:20

a guest? And I go, what

2:16:22

do you mean? He goes, like, what do you check off?

2:16:24

And I go, somebody I want to talk to. Yeah. Like

2:16:27

that's the, he goes, that's it. I go, that's it. That's

2:16:30

what I want to do. That's the beautiful thing about

2:16:32

what we're doing and the beautiful thing about today. There's

2:16:34

never been a time like that where something can reach

2:16:36

fucking millions and millions of people and it's

2:16:38

just, I want to talk to that guy. Like

2:16:40

this guy doesn't think the moon landing's real. Come on in. Come

2:16:43

in here. Yeah. He has

2:16:45

that fucking hummus cannon guy on. That

2:16:48

nutty dude. That dude. And the funny thing is we

2:16:50

were exchanging videos of him before that. Remember we were

2:16:52

like, look at this guy. Is that guy for real?

2:16:54

Like what do you think is going on? So

2:16:57

that's really who he is? That's who he is. You sure

2:16:59

there's not like a little bit of? He understands,

2:17:03

he gets Will Blunderfeld. He gets

2:17:05

that there's an angle

2:17:09

with which people are seeing this through and

2:17:11

he understands the humor in it, but it's

2:17:13

based in, for him,

2:17:15

an authentic point of view for sure. So

2:17:18

he's trying to get straight guys to do

2:17:20

gay stuff. He would say that's fucking gayer

2:17:22

to not do that stuff. Yeah.

2:17:24

This is Spartan mentality. The straightest thing you

2:17:26

can do is fill another guy up with cum.

2:17:28

It's like when it's close. Yeah.

2:17:32

Well, what's funny about that is that

2:17:34

that used to be how warriors lived.

2:17:36

That's what he talks about all the

2:17:38

time. And he's pretty well versed in

2:17:41

Spartan history, samurai. He'll know these, he's

2:17:43

like, here's the literature. He'll show you.

2:17:45

Like, I think, look, the real, if

2:17:47

you want to break down what he's

2:17:49

doing, I think a big part of

2:17:51

what he's doing is trying to-

2:17:54

Trick guys into fucking him. That's one big one of them.

2:17:57

The other one is shedding

2:17:59

this. Masculinity is only

2:18:01

this like that's like the origin of

2:18:03

it right that like right that

2:18:05

you know You don't have to be this way

2:18:07

in order to be Matt or like guys are

2:18:10

whatever so many guys are Super

2:18:13

homophobic is like the that's like the footsteps

2:18:15

of all this starting Mm-hmm, and then I

2:18:17

think you know I think he's very aware

2:18:19

of Humor and

2:18:22

he has to be he told us dick

2:18:24

a hummus cannon. It's great I mean yeah,

2:18:26

and and yeah, you're wonderful. Yeah starfish receptacle

2:18:28

or something Your

2:18:31

dirt hole yeah Solid

2:18:33

types of where you got lick

2:18:35

each other's nipples if you're a real man Yeah, but

2:18:38

yeah, he he knows what he's doing I think he

2:18:40

knows what he's doing how many guys are sucking his

2:18:42

dick because of those videos a couple that probably like

2:18:44

am I straight Now I didn't he said I Don't

2:18:49

know man. That's the thing like if someone gets

2:18:51

enough followers There's gonna be you know out

2:18:53

of every 1,000 people my favorite guy that you

2:18:55

can talk into a being in a cult

2:18:57

My favorite is this guy right now fancy chef

2:19:01

Where he's like he's he's just post. I

2:19:03

haven't seen you fancy chef videos now He's

2:19:05

just like in his kitchen, and

2:19:07

he's in a chef's Outfit with

2:19:10

the hat and then he's just he's he'll put

2:19:12

like strawberries in a glass He's like beautiful and

2:19:14

nice look at this look at the shit I

2:19:16

just made you just put strawberries in a glass

2:19:18

But he keeps it he's like book me call

2:19:20

me right now millionaires and billionaires only and he

2:19:22

does this whole Pitch about

2:19:25

how he's like a world-class chef, and you just keep

2:19:28

watching you're like am I getting trolled or

2:19:30

is this? It's what's going on is a

2:19:32

delusional person or is this a subtle troll?

2:19:34

That's exactly what you do and then the

2:19:36

more you watch you're like oh, no he's

2:19:39

delusional for sure But meanwhile being delusional can

2:19:41

get you pretty fucking can it can and

2:19:43

like he so he's cooking food What's

2:19:45

the food on the left left right there? What

2:19:47

is that? What do you got going on there?

2:19:49

I can't hear looks like chicken Beautiful

2:19:54

nice Well

2:19:58

he just laid fucking time on top of

2:20:00

it. I don't know that's gonna do anything. And

2:20:03

he goes between this

2:20:11

there's a lot of wine glasses

2:20:13

like he's always putting something

2:20:16

in a glass and then look at

2:20:20

the top comment day 238 of not knowing

2:20:22

whether this channel is satire like

2:20:27

it's like Jamie I'm gonna send you

2:20:29

a guy that I'm addicted to I'm

2:20:31

addicted to this dude it's a BS

2:20:33

dining experience uh-huh and all this dude

2:20:36

does is deep-fried food that's

2:20:38

it but it just does it with enthusiasm

2:20:40

outdoors give me some volume go down and

2:20:42

get the chicken not the snake the snakes

2:20:45

disgusting go down and get some of that

2:20:47

chicken what's this? He

2:20:52

baptizes it in the grease everything's getting baptized.

2:20:54

That's a lot of chicken oh yeah he's

2:20:56

cooking for like parties watch this watch this

2:20:58

watch this oh

2:21:05

you mentioned how good that is

2:21:07

dude oh my god I get so hungry and watch

2:21:10

when he puts it out watch he pulls it out oh

2:21:12

my god come on come on look at that look at

2:21:24

that I

2:21:26

see you on

2:21:29

batch number two and

2:21:31

he does this with everything he does it with fish

2:21:33

like go to go back to his page to

2:21:36

his actual page so you can see all the different

2:21:38

yeah so he's got all kinds of shit like look

2:21:40

he's doing crabs fish

2:21:44

look at this it's all deep-fried

2:21:46

terrible for you yeah looks amazing looks

2:21:48

like he's got waffles and everything if

2:21:50

you were like what's what's the decadent

2:21:52

thing you kind of want to indulge

2:21:54

in where I'm like when it's done

2:21:57

well I don't know that anything is

2:21:59

makes me happier What? Fried chicken. Fried chicken

2:22:01

at Roscoe's with waffles, with butter and syrup,

2:22:03

and you get a little piece of the

2:22:05

chicken, a little piece of the waffle. Sensational.

2:22:10

Fried chicken where the crisp is

2:22:12

done perfectly, and

2:22:14

the chicken isn't dry, like it's still

2:22:17

moist. Juicy. Oh, that's why that guy's

2:22:19

stuff looks so good. Oh my God.

2:22:21

Juicy, like a juicy fried chicken. Oh.

2:22:23

Yeah. I don't know, there's anything more

2:22:25

satisfying. I got Colonel Sanders the other

2:22:27

day. Yeah? Not the other day, about

2:22:29

seven months ago. I was just

2:22:31

driving, I was hungry, like, chicken's probably

2:22:33

pretty safe. Let me pull in, get some fried

2:22:36

chicken. It just tasted like poison. Yeah, yeah. I

2:22:38

was like, what's in this? Oh, yeah. What kind

2:22:40

of oil are you guys using? When was the

2:22:42

last time you cleaned the oil? At KFC? A

2:22:45

random KFC in the middle of nowhere. So

2:22:48

I've had some KFC that's really good. Like there used

2:22:50

to be a KFC in Woodland Hills. I used to

2:22:52

get, every now and then I wanted to cheat. I'd

2:22:54

go in there and get some fucking bucket of chicken.

2:22:57

Fried chicken is good to go. Let's go. Good. Yeah.

2:22:59

So good with hot sauce on it. Oh, baby. By

2:23:01

the way, I was thinking about, do you have an

2:23:03

unnatural tolerance for hot sauce, don't

2:23:05

you? Yes. Is this genetic? I think it

2:23:07

is, because my daughter has it. I have

2:23:09

one daughter that doesn't- You haven't trained up to it, or

2:23:11

you have kind of. I think I've trained up to

2:23:14

it too. But one daughter is

2:23:16

like- One daughter just can take anything. She's fine.

2:23:18

Yeah, she loves it. She's like really hot stuff.

2:23:20

Like I brought her some of that Señor La

2:23:22

Chuga. I have a partnership with Señor La Chuga.

2:23:24

We make some crazy hot sauce with reapers in

2:23:27

it. Yeah. It's potent. She's just, no problem. So

2:23:29

that is kind of- It has to be genetic.

2:23:31

It has to be. Yeah, because I've been with

2:23:33

you and I've been like, what are you talking

2:23:36

about? You're like, that's fine. I'm like, that's not

2:23:38

fine. No one else is fine. Yeah,

2:23:40

I'd fuck up that hot wing show. I can

2:23:42

get down. I think you would. I can get

2:23:44

down. Yeah. He's the best. I love Sean

2:23:46

Evans. He's great. I just don't want to answer questions while

2:23:48

I'm eating hot sauce. Yeah, well that's it. But

2:23:51

I can get down with some ferocious shit. Yeah.

2:23:53

Yeah. Yeah, I've seen it.

2:23:55

I'm like, this can't just be natural.

2:23:59

No, no. It's natural. But I'm saying that's

2:24:01

not everybody no. I think there's some genetic and

2:24:03

then there's some build up to it But

2:24:05

I like it. I like I like I like I

2:24:08

like a I like kick, but I don't like

2:24:10

that I like really I like

2:24:12

wolf and you don't feel like it I

2:24:15

start sweating my daughter makes fun of me

2:24:17

because I literally pouring down my face Yeah,

2:24:19

what the fuck is wrong with you your

2:24:21

head? I start sweating But I start sweating

2:24:23

way lower my clothes are wet like everything.

2:24:25

I love it on eggs. Oh, yeah

2:24:28

Yeah, I put senior lechew gum eggs

2:24:30

this morning. I had eggs with the

2:24:32

elk sausage for breakfast Babe,

2:24:35

you want some elk sausage. I got some yes. I

2:24:37

hook you up really. Yeah, I'm leave here. I'll give

2:24:39

you a bunch Okay, I got a commercial freezer back

2:24:41

there. Okay? elk

2:24:44

sausage is so good, and it's just like

2:24:46

ready frozen is it yep frozen

2:24:48

and I got this jalapeno Cheddar the best way

2:24:50

to prepare that elk sauce. I like it on

2:24:52

a skillet. Okay. I like it I do it

2:24:54

on a on a Traeger to I do it

2:24:56

on the pellet grill. Um that's good, too You

2:24:58

get it to a certain temperature. I like that

2:25:00

too. I do it real slow I

2:25:02

do like 225 degrees and get it up to like 134 internal and

2:25:04

then pull it Yeah

2:25:07

But uh it's as long as you don't overcook

2:25:10

it because they do add like a little bit

2:25:12

of pork fat when they make it For me

2:25:15

because I get it prepared at like a

2:25:17

butcher shop But you

2:25:19

do you're dealing with a much leaner meat It's

2:25:22

you know you can dry it out. Yeah, you can

2:25:25

dry it out You know there's like a fine line

2:25:27

you want it like right where medium rare I

2:25:29

love using my pellet grill. Oh,

2:25:31

hell girls are great. That's great Yeah,

2:25:34

and they're so easy then I got a

2:25:36

the newest Traeger I had the old one,

2:25:38

but the newest one is so much better.

2:25:40

It's incredible really yeah It's just it makes

2:25:42

everything smokier the effect is better that the

2:25:44

flavor is better It's

2:25:46

easier to use it's got two different

2:25:49

probes for temperature Just like it

2:25:51

alerts you on your app You

2:25:53

get a lower and raise the temperature on

2:25:55

the app and I went out yeah I

2:25:57

mean like I left the house with the boys Check

2:26:00

the... Yeah, you see the temperature of the

2:26:02

food, you can see the temperature of the grill, and

2:26:04

you can say, you know what, it's getting a little close. Let me

2:26:06

drop that bitch down to 180, and bang. It's

2:26:09

incredible. Incredible technology. Well, it's just so easy

2:26:11

to use. I still like an offset smoker

2:26:14

too though. I have a real offset

2:26:16

smoker that I got. That is better. The

2:26:19

thing about the real offset smoker, it's much more of

2:26:21

a pain in the ass, but there's

2:26:23

certain sugars that you get from the wood,

2:26:25

the wood itself, like a real piece of

2:26:27

mesquite, a real piece of post oak, and

2:26:30

you set a little fire underneath there with

2:26:32

little sticks and you get it built up,

2:26:34

and then you dial it in with the

2:26:36

dampers. It's like a thing. It's like a

2:26:38

lot of work, but the

2:26:41

flavor is even more intense. I know, I

2:26:43

get so seduced by these videos of people

2:26:45

doing things, and I found this... I

2:26:48

forget what company it is, makes this like Argentine

2:26:50

grill. I got one of those too. Grillworks.

2:26:53

Where they wheel it over the fire, and I got... You

2:26:55

need one of those. I want one of those. Grillworks.

2:26:59

Go to Grillworks. This dude, Grillworks

2:27:01

Ben, he hooked me up, and

2:27:03

I had one installed at my house. It's

2:27:05

the same thing. Cranking up. That

2:27:08

is great for steaks. Yeah, just like

2:27:10

watching that video. Oh yeah, because it's

2:27:12

the same thing. You're just using hardwood.

2:27:14

You just got hardwood cooking, you get

2:27:16

those flames rising up. Look at that.

2:27:19

There's a place... This is the thing that I'm

2:27:22

looking up to. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's

2:27:24

the place in Vegas. This is it. Bizarre

2:27:26

Meats. Jose Andres' place. That's what they use.

2:27:28

I want one of these. I'll get you.

2:27:31

I'll hook you up. Really? Yeah,

2:27:33

yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll have that guy make you one. Fuck yes, dude.

2:27:36

You'll love it. They're the shit. They're the

2:27:38

shit. For a steak, that's nothing better. It's

2:27:40

incredible. Open fire. And they have a bunch

2:27:42

of different ones. made. They

2:27:45

roll it into your backyard. Yeah. Fuck

2:27:47

incredible. That's so cool. You use

2:27:50

meat probes, and you slowly cook it, and

2:27:52

then sear it at the end. Nothing

2:27:55

better. It has that flavor. Like

2:27:57

that place, Bizarre Meats in Vegas. Shout out to

2:27:59

them. I'm talking to you, shout out to Jose.

2:28:01

Jose Andres is the shit. Bro, how

2:28:04

crazy was what happened to Hamid in Israel? With

2:28:07

his World Central Kitchen, folks? Yeah,

2:28:11

it looks like they targeted them. It's horrible,

2:28:14

man. Didn't they kill like six people?

2:28:16

A bunch of people died. Yeah, who

2:28:18

were just trying to feed refugees. It

2:28:20

fucking sucks. How crazy is that? It

2:28:22

sucks. And those guys are just, they

2:28:24

go, people don't know, World

2:28:26

Central Kitchen just goes anywhere there's a

2:28:28

disaster. Hurricane, tornadoes,

2:28:31

earthquakes, war zones. The invasion of Ukraine,

2:28:33

they were setting up outside the border.

2:28:35

They're just like, people need to eat.

2:28:38

They're not politically siding

2:28:41

with anyone, they're just feeding people. They're not

2:28:43

even publicizing it. He's just doing it and

2:28:45

people write stories about the fact that he's

2:28:47

doing it. It's incredible. He's genuine. He's like,

2:28:49

there's genuine people that are

2:28:52

really filled with real philanthropy, like

2:28:54

really want to help people. And

2:28:56

that's that guy. And his food

2:28:59

is insane. Oh my God. That bizarre

2:29:01

meat since Vegas is like so underrated.

2:29:03

And he has a one in DC.

2:29:06

Starts with a J, I forget. It's so

2:29:08

fucking good. All Spanish, like his food is

2:29:10

rough. I think he's got one in Chicago

2:29:12

too. Yeah, he's got a bunch, but there,

2:29:15

yeah. He doesn't miss.

2:29:17

That dude's food is amazing. He's the best. Tommy

2:29:19

Buns, you're the fucking man. Thanks brother. Thanks for doing

2:29:21

this brother. Yeah, of course, thanks for having me. So

2:29:23

when your show comes out, come back and do it

2:29:25

again. I'd love to. Thank you so much. Pleasure. All

2:29:28

right. Bye everybody. Check on the baseball

2:29:30

stuff. Oh, check on the baseball stuff real quick.

2:29:32

Just a quick check. Okay, good call. Good call.

2:29:35

All right, open up Google. High school

2:29:37

baseball, come on. What was the other

2:29:39

one you said? Humidors. Yeah, humidors and

2:29:41

high school baseball. Nope,

2:29:43

mostly shit already look

2:29:45

at. Phones, cars, Halle

2:29:48

Berry. Yeah,

2:29:51

boxers, Michael Jordan. Nope,

2:29:55

not yet. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe

2:29:57

tomorrow. Maybe eventually. I'll send you. Right now

2:29:59

it seems like all the same stuff that

2:30:01

we always talk about. Yeah. Yeah.

2:30:05

I will definitely. Science, black hole, Stephen

2:30:07

Colbert. Alright, thanks Jimmy. Bye

2:30:10

everybody.