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Joe Rogan podcast, check it out! The
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Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day,
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Joe Rogan podcast by night,
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all day! Do
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it. Headphones? Why not? Locksy
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in. I can't
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live without the headphones. Every time someone doesn't want to wear headphones,
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I'm like, okay. We don't have to. You
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know. Some people don't want to mess their hair
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up. We don't have that problem. That's
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my hat look. Looks good. I
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like it. I like them paper boy
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hats. I love those. My
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favorite hats. Yeah. Well, the reason I do it is because I
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started wearing hats because after the show people would
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take photos with me, with my shaved head. And
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the light would just bounce off my chrome. And
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you couldn't see me in the photo. So,
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I realized that I wore baseball
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caps, but then when you're on stage it puts
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a shadow over your face. Right. Can't
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see your face. So, I started wearing these. Yeah. I love those. I
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like shaving the head though. I started during the
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pandemic. Yeah, you should have done that
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long time ago. What's that side hair bullshit? I know. I know. It's
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nonsense. I feel so much better like this. Also, you
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have to go to a barber? What? Right. And
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listen to some stupid stories? Oh,
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shit. Fuck off. Dude, when
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I was a teenager there was a place in New York called
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the Stag Brothers. And it
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was these two Italian brothers. And
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they cut hair. And you go in
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there and they had the reason we all went.
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Like our moms would drop us off out front.
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We'd go inside. And then they
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had penthouse magazines while you waited. So,
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you hoped that you got to wait for a while. And
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then they call you and like, you got your little
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15 year old erection. You're trying to hide. Put the
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cape over me. Cover me. I
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always felt like barbershops were guys hung out. That's
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all just for people who don't play pool. That
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was always my thought. Like I
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see what you're doing. Like you're getting a guy's
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place where guys can hang out and just talk.
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Right. But this is not the
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way to do it. because people come
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in, people you don't know come in, you
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can't tell some dirty story. You know, you
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can't, you can't, you know what I mean?
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Yeah. It's like. That seems
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to be big in the black culture. I
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mean, obviously there's those movies, Barbershop, but I
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mean, it really is a place that people
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hang out. But
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now you got cigar, do you like hanging out in
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cigar shops? Yeah, cigar bars are good. Yeah.
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I like it. Cause it's one of the
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rare places where you go to a cigar,
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I used to love that place, the Grand
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Havana Room in Beverly Hills. It's a great
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room. People had their own humidors in there?
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Yeah, I had a humidor for a long
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time. And you could eat like nice meals
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and smoke cigar. Yeah. Cause it's a private
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club. So you could have a
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steak, some pasta and you're smoking a
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cigar at the table and everybody's doing it. That's
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awesome. Yeah, it was cool. And it was a
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cool place. You're like, oh, look at that guy.
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Cause it was in Beverly Hills. Oh, it was
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a power spot. I remember like Michael Rotenberg, remember
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from Three Arts, Dave Becky, he
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brought me there once and he had the humidor and
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he was just pointing up. He was like, yeah, that
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guy owns Warner Brothers. Yeah. That dude
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is a eight picture deal over
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in Columbia. Yeah. You know
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who I saw there once? I was kind of a little
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starstruck. Remember that dude
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from, what is the
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New York blues? What was it? That
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NYPD blue. Yeah. Remember
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NYPD blue? Yeah, yeah. What's the dude's name?
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Jimmy Smith. No, no, no,
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no. The first guy. Jerry Orback? The
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first guy. Dennis something. Oh yeah. Dennis
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Franz? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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The redheaded guy. Oh yeah.
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He ended up quitting to get a movie
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career that never happened. Fuck man. I
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think they tanked that guy. Yes.
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What the fuck's his name? The guy was good,
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man. No, he quit because he thought he had
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a big movie career. But this is the thing.
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It didn't happen. But you can't do that. What's
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the guy's name though? No, not that
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guy. That's the indie simple wits.
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Or that's the character he played, right? but
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the other guy Jesus
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Christ this is David Caruso is that his
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name no that's the guy who produced
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the show right is
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that his name David Caruso it is his name right
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maybe what doesn't say the
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cast down there yeah yep
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that's oh yeah David
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came down hard on him oh
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he came down hard on him okay that guy
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should have been a giant
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movie star yeah dude he was really good
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on that show but if you
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have that thing where you like fuck this I'm quitting
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I'm gonna be a star bro they
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want you to fucking fall flat on your
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face they're like fuck this guy yeah 15
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more guys like you in theater school right
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now 15 more troubled
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guys from the inner city you know
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they have a gritty past the scars
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on their face go fuck yourself
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and that's they did to that guy yeah
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also he's a redhead name name a lot of
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redheaded could have been the guy like one guy gets
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cocky we had our
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guy we
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had our fucking guy man and instead they
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started the phrase did the word ginger and
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took them all down that was really easy
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they were just right heads before that it
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was normal yeah redhead you weren't a freak
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now you were just a person with red
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hair no one cared now they beat
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you up there's literally like bullying if you're
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a redhead I was a redhead we
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really I was a fucking copper top until I
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was probably about 11 I was
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so bizarre you're here change color yep how
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weird is that it happened to my kids
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too both my kids were red heads and
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their hair changed when they got older it's
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God letting you know I could have let
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you slide like he got me in a
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headlock he
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gave me a little dick and then it grew
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bigger oh I remember having a little
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dick oh no that was the worst feeling And when you
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were a little kid and you know you just
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well you see your dad's dick. Yeah, what the fuck?
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I know what is that thing that fuck and why
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is it always hard? Men's
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dicks like when you're a boy.
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They're terrifying Like
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see some guy pull out his fucking
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this sausage roll when he's pissing right
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yeah What
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the fuck does he do with yeah,
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and his balls are hanging six inches
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Ari's balls or Joey Diaz's balls yeah,
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he's Diaz balls like grapefruit and old
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ladies pantyos like what the fuck
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am I looking at? Those are your balls His
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balls look like him yeah, it's
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like cartoonish Fucking
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hilarious his balls are hilarious. Oh
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my god balls are hilarious It's
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amazing that a woman Why
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would they have sex with us our
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penis is everything about us gross
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yeah, we're not soft No,
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we're not squeezeable and lovable.
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We're not we're not comforting.
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We're grunting We
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have an agenda Yeah, thick dense
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heavy thing on top of you that can kill you
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and you want it to fuck you what? What
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is trusting us trusting us to not
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kill you yeah, I know like if
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every woman could kill you Yeah,
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all of them every woman that you ever date can
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literally just strangle you to death and not a damn
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thing You could do about it. That's what's like being
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a woman well or a gay guy Well
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gay guys could be strong No I'm
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just saying it's weird that there is this
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accepted power dynamic between a man and a
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woman when they make love because Well
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like you said the woman trusts, but we have
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two guys It's kind of
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like I don't know what it's like But
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I think it's like you know it's like son of a bitch
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you were just about to tell me what it was like you
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You're about to break You
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know I almost did once right how
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close you get I've
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told this story on my podcast, but I'll give a brief
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version of it. I went,
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when I was in college, I was
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an English major and I studied like Allen
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Ginsberg and Kerouac and all these guys that
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were into homoerotic stuff. A lot of them
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were gay and then
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and even Emerson and Whitman, like all that
8:16
old stuff. It was all gay imagery. And
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then there was David Bowie. I loved Iggy
8:20
Pop, Mick Jagger, and these guys were all
8:22
fucking around with each other. Yeah. And so
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I was like, all right, this must be
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kind of something you do. You experiment with
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this. That's how they get you. That's how
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they get you. They get a couple mascots.
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They get the coolest guy in rock and roll. Right?
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The three coolest guys in rock. Ziggy
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Stardust. Yeah. And so, so
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I was not attracted to men. I never have been.
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I can appreciate a handsome man. I think you're not
8:46
hard on the eyes. Thank you. And then I
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was like, all right, so I guess I'll, I'm not gonna take
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it up the ass, but you know. Right, maybe kiss a
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little bit. No, no, I didn't want to do that. Suck a
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cock. Suck a cock. And
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then I realized like, I'm gonna do it. And
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when I do it, it's either gonna be like, ugh.
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Or it's gonna be like, oh my
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god, this is fucking amazing. This is incredible. That's
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what I've been missing. And so,
9:10
so I was drunk one night. I
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was like a junior in college. And
9:14
my apart, remember the Fenway in Boston?
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Yeah, yeah. The Fenway was like a
9:18
wooded area. Like every city has a
9:20
small wooded area where
9:22
they grow trees for the reason for
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anonymous gay sex. The Brambles in Manhattan,
9:27
you got Griffith Park in LA. There's
9:29
always like a little gay area. So
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my apartment happened to be, it was
9:33
on Boylson Street. It was across the
9:35
street from the Fenway. So
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I'm stumbling home one night. It's like three in
9:40
the morning. And I look at the woods and
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I go, fuck it. I'm gonna do it. Wow.
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So I walk in. And
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I'm looking around like, I don't know the protocol.
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I don't know how it works. And you're like,
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I'm just waiting. And then all of a sudden,
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it's like fucking leaves are blowing up. And then
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this guy just pops out from behind a tree
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like a little gay leprechaun. Yeah,
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so they don't need to shoot new stuff.
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They can use old footage of you don't
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need Anything anymore. They
36:07
could do John Wayne movies, but
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really sophisticated like Tarantino John Wayne
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movie Like they could do
36:13
that right now. Yeah, like someone in AI
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using this program. Wait, maybe not now maybe
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five nuts from now can make
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a John
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Wayne Tarantino film like make
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a Western But in
36:26
the style of Quentin Tarantino with the same
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type of dialogue, huh? Like
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that Robert Rodriguez would direct with him Yeah,
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and put that together and they can make
36:35
it in the style of these get they
36:37
just look at Kill Bill Look
36:39
at reservoir dogs. Okay, we kind of know what
36:41
he's into Bam
36:45
and it's moody. It's dark. There's
36:47
rain dripping from the ceiling You're
36:50
looking at the gun before he shoots the guy
36:53
The pupils dilate the fucking the
36:56
pores guys got a pockmark face
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from Acne scars
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that mean they can do everything man
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It's it looks like a real movie
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and a movie is a little easier
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to do than video I
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would think because in a movie you make the
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background blurry. It's a little softer. Yeah, that's a weird
37:13
thing like We like
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films where we that doesn't
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look real We
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like a film where when you're talking
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everybody in the background is blurry. Mm-hmm
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I don't want to see everybody in
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the background crystal clear Like
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I remember the first time I got a
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high-def TV it threw me. I was like
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this looks fake This looks fake. Yeah, everything
37:35
was too much in my face and
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I think Tarantino still shoots on film Yeah,
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I think his films are all done
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on film. I think the problem with
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video is it's too good Yeah, it's
37:47
too good like soap operas. I
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don't they shoot those on film or on video.
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They shoot in my video It's probably cheap. I'm
37:54
sure it's video because the editing is so much
37:56
easier when you edit film You have to convert
37:58
it and then edit it and then they're converted
38:01
back again. And so when
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you, like I've written on TV shows that were
38:05
filmed and first of all, you
38:07
can't do as many takes in a row because you
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have to change the reels on the cameras. So
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you get to get in two or three takes
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and you got to stop down for five minutes
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and reload. I'm pretty sure news radio was filmed.
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Yeah, I'm sure it was. Yeah, 90%. And
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I think Fear Factor was not. Usually
38:24
multi-camera is when you're in a studio, like
38:26
everybody loves Raymond or something like that. That's
38:30
usually shot digitally. I think they
38:32
tried to do a digital, like
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one episode or something. God, maybe I'm remembering, maybe
38:36
it was something else I did. But
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I remember they were trying to make this transition. But
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people didn't like the way it looked. There
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was a video on advertisement the other day
38:46
with Tom Cruise and someone else. And they
38:48
were talking about the settings on your television.
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That if you have the settings on your
38:52
television set from the
38:54
factory incorrectly, it can make these
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brilliant films look too much like
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video. Because of whatever
39:02
funky shit they're doing to
39:05
make the television look clearer and crisper,
39:07
which is great in most things. But
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it's not great when you're watching a
39:11
film that's been sort of designed to
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get you to focus on specific things
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and have the background more blurry. Like
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I remember the first time I saw one
39:21
of the Star Wars films, like
39:24
Return of the Jedi or one of those. And
39:26
I saw it on a high resolution big
39:28
screen TV. I was like, this looks like
39:30
dog shit. The background was
39:33
so fake. It was like so clearly like
39:35
a painting of a spaceship in the background.
39:37
It looks so corny, but in the movies
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it looked perfect. Yeah, right. Yeah,
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I was gonna shoot my special on film. I
39:44
actually was talking to Kodak and getting the reels
39:46
and it ended up, it was gonna be three
39:49
times more expensive to shoot it on film. But
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think about like live at the
39:54
Sunset Strip. Oh yeah. I mean, it felt
39:56
like you were in the room. You could
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smell it and feel it. It's also a
40:00
time capsule too though, right? Yeah,
40:02
there's something about that where you're like God Richard Pryor's
40:04
like 35 back Then look
40:06
at him, you know, look at the crowd.
40:09
Look at the audience. This is wild Yeah,
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what was it like back then? Imagine being
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alive back then and then sitting in that
40:15
audience back then like fuck. All right Is
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there any good footage of Lenny Bruce? There's
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some a lot of black and white
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stuff. I would love to see that Yeah, there's
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a lot of unfortunate footage that was him when
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he was kind of going crazy at the end
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of his life He was just reading from transcripts
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of his yeah. Yeah, you see those? Yeah, that's
40:34
bad. They're weird. Yeah, they're weird Yeah, because people
40:36
don't know what they're listening to like why am
40:38
I listening to this? He
40:40
became obsessed with his trial. Uh-huh Trials,
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you know, they were just they're putting that guy
40:46
in jail for doing something we do every night.
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Mm-hmm, which is Really crazy.
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Yeah, really crazy Yeah,
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there we go from 1965 I'm
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happy alone. Don't you see? I've
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convinced you I don't
41:05
I get so dramatic about you better off alone, man.
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I got it That's it. I'm
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gonna get a whole bunch of new suits. You
41:12
know, they're the same dumb suit for 10 years
41:15
You walk in her closet. You can't even breathe That's
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it. I got a whole bunch of suits. I'll get a
41:21
chick that likes to hang out man I'll
41:23
get it. I'll have the vodka party. That's my vodka
41:25
party swing it up all up. I'll get it I
41:27
got a chick likes to drink Boy
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my wife sure used to look good standing
41:33
up against this sink She's
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the lowest I
41:40
really put her down. No No,
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I really miss her. I
41:44
don't want some sharp chick that can coat
41:46
Kerouac and walk with boys I
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just want to hear my old lady say get
41:52
up and fix the sink. It's
41:54
still making noise All
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alone All
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alone I
44:00
trailed off in the third season. I bailed off
44:03
in the third season also. You know what it
44:05
got? It got very shticky. It got very Jewish
44:07
sounding. Well, it's also like... Almost like a
44:09
Neil Simon play. I want to see the
44:11
struggle in her trying to make it because
44:13
it's kind of crazy that this housewife decides
44:15
to become a comedian and she's actually really
44:17
talented and kind of wild and crazy. But
44:20
then once she starts making, I'm bored. Yeah. Because
44:23
now you're in nonsense land. Right, right. Now she's going
44:25
to be glamorous or she's doing USO tours like shut
44:27
the fuck up. You know who's great in that show?
44:29
It's Kevin Pollock. Oh yeah. Yeah, he's
44:31
really strong. Yeah, he is great in that. He's one
44:33
of those guys that just like... He could
44:35
do anything. ...for a lot. You ever see
44:37
his IMDB page? Mm-hmm. He's like hundreds
44:40
of roles. Oh yeah, yeah. He's played bad guys,
44:42
good guys. Yeah. Yeah.
44:44
He's a good comic too. He is. Yeah,
44:47
it's hard for people to pull off because you
44:51
got to really be doing it because if you're not
44:53
really doing it, I know you're not really doing it.
44:55
Like if it's not really making the audience laugh, like
44:57
even if you had to do your act and there
45:00
was a crowd of people that were paid to laugh
45:02
at your act. Mm-hmm. So you
45:04
have to do your act. They see you do it
45:06
over and over and over again. Take five and they
45:08
have to ha ha ha ha. I'm going
45:10
to know you're not connecting with them. I'm going to
45:12
know they're not connecting with you. You're never really going
45:14
to be able to do that in
45:16
a movie unless the guy actually does stand up. Yeah.
45:20
Like if Louis CK was going to do a movie about a
45:22
comic and he would have to like do stand up. And
45:25
he used to do that in Louis, right? Yeah. And if
45:27
he did the movie at the beginning of the show, he would do a little stand up.
45:30
Well, he actually did the
45:32
stand up though. That was actual real stand up. I
45:35
think Seinfeld too did that. Yeah. He
45:37
got real audiences. The only way to do it, if you
45:40
have a movie and you have a bunch of
45:42
people that are being paid to sit and be
45:44
audience members, like the whole dynamic is fucked. Yeah.
45:47
It's never going to be real. It has to be. You'd
45:49
have to just have bring in crowds. Yeah.
45:52
Just bring in a bunch of crowds. Have a
45:54
comic do it and film it at a theater,
45:57
film four shows. It's the only way
45:59
you're going to do it. How
50:00
many people you give them a Calibri lighter and
50:02
they just who well, it's like man covering fire.
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Oh So
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if they use that I Would
50:09
have bought that movie that would have been
50:11
a much better movie. How did they not
50:13
know that? Yeah, if you're doing a film
50:15
on stand-up, yeah, and you're gonna have comics
50:17
you could have just had them doing stand-up
50:20
Yeah, actually do stand-up just get a comedy
50:22
club you say Tom
50:24
Hanks is gonna perform. It's gonna sell out and
50:26
you say oh and ladies and gentlemen You guys
50:29
are gonna be in a movie. Yeah, do not heckle
50:31
and Have a great
50:33
show. All right. Oh my god. We're gonna be a movie.
50:35
This is amazing. You'd be extra excited Happy,
50:37
uh-huh. It'll be great. It would have been a great
50:39
movie. Yeah, but maybe You
50:42
know Sally feels jokes were terrible in that movie.
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Oh, I'd see her set, you know Barry
50:49
Sobel they do it on purposely bad.
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No, I think they gave me five I
50:54
don't know But he was in
50:56
it. He used to kill it. Oh then very so.
50:58
Oh, yeah My first start come to the store. He
51:00
was one of the big names there. Yeah, he was
51:02
on MTV a lot I remember that was the guy
51:04
from punchline, but it was a quite a while afterwards,
51:07
right? so this is like 94 and that movie was
51:09
like 88 and He
51:12
was still kind of doing that same kind of
51:14
character. That was a weird thing about
51:16
the store in 94. It's like You
51:19
know what a wave? Hits
51:21
a shore and then pulls back.
51:24
You see like driftwood and shit just
51:26
gets stuck on the beach That
51:29
was a good item 94.
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Yeah, because kennison was
51:33
this wave and kennison and that movement
51:35
was this wave that washed over comedy
51:38
in Hollywood and Then
51:40
kennison left the store and then kennison died
51:42
in a car accident And then
51:45
I came to the store like two years later
51:47
and it was like beech wood, you
51:49
know It's like fucking driftwood and bottle
51:52
caps and shit All right, it's like there
51:54
was a lot of guys there that should not
51:57
been doing stand-up anymore. They had been doing
51:59
the same for 30 years.
52:01
It was weird. Bodak's guy, like I was like
52:04
this is the comedy store. Like this is weird
52:06
and there's 18 people in the crowd and then
52:08
like Don Marrero would go up or someone legit
52:10
would show up or Damon Wayans would show up
52:12
and you go oh there's still some good guys
52:14
here. There's still some good guys here. But
52:17
it was when
52:19
Kinison was around it's packed because
52:22
there was like this vibrant energy to comedy
52:24
in Hollywood and I miss that wave. God
52:27
I wish I could have seen it. Imagine that
52:30
Robin Williams popping in. Nuts. Fuck.
52:32
Going to hope he doesn't do my material. Yeah
52:35
he was in the crowd one night I was at
52:37
the comedy seller and he was in the crowd just
52:40
for some reason he was drunk it was
52:42
like he had had a lapse and
52:45
he started heckling me but like in a playful way
52:47
like he wanted to like improv and
52:49
fuck around yeah so I did I played with him
52:51
I couldn't believe I don't know where I got it
52:53
in me but I was like shitting on him for
52:55
being Morick from Orick and he was laughing. He didn't
52:58
jump up on the stage which would have been fucking
53:00
sweet but we and then he
53:02
hung out after I met him a few times
53:04
fucking sweetest guy in the world and not
53:06
at all how he is on stage like
53:08
very sweet yeah very minimal calm very very
53:10
much like interested in you like ask you
53:12
questions. Yeah I met him once at the
53:15
improv and I didn't know I was talking
53:17
to him until like a couple minutes into
53:19
our conversation. Oh shit. So I was I
53:21
did a show at the improv then afterwards
53:23
I was taking pictures so I was in
53:25
the front bar and there's a line of
53:27
people just taking pictures saying hi to people
53:29
and this guy comes up and he's he
53:33
said that was really wonderful I really really loved
53:35
this one bit he's talking to me about this bit
53:37
he's like that bit was like god the courage to
53:39
say that and I'm like this
53:42
is Robin Williams like he's got a
53:45
big white beard and a hat on
53:47
and I didn't realize well
53:49
thank you man I go over I really
53:51
appreciate it thank and thank you for coming
53:53
oh yeah I really wanted to watch your
53:55
set it was really fun wow it was
53:57
cool but I was like this is the
53:59
craziest thing he didn't introduce himself. I'm
54:01
Robin Williams. He waited in line. Nobody
54:03
noticed that he was in line because
54:05
he had this big beard, a big
54:07
beard and glasses and a hat on.
54:09
And it took him like, I was
54:12
like, oh shit. Super
54:14
nice guy. Super nice guy. I
54:17
wish there wasn't that jokes dealing thing connected with
54:20
him, but I think in
54:23
his defense, I think he was kind of crazy. I
54:25
don't think he remembered he was doing it. I think
54:27
it was just like, it was sticky. Dokes were sticky
54:29
to him. And then they came up
54:32
because it was improvising. And I read
54:34
this article about it. That's a nice,
54:36
that's a hopeful way of thinking. You
54:38
hope he didn't know he was doing it. It was like, fucking,
54:40
I'm doing it anyway. I want to make it. He
54:43
used to steal so much from Rick
54:45
Overton that he
54:47
was getting, he would just call his manager
54:49
and be like, he did it again and they just cut him
54:51
a check. But it was like, you
54:53
know, money doesn't cover it. That's your tool belt.
54:56
That's taking somebody's... It
54:58
could be the difference between you making it and not making
55:00
it. You can have one bit. Sometimes
55:03
for a comic, it's one bit that you
55:05
base an entire career on. And you have
55:07
this one bit and this bit shows you
55:10
that with the proper focus and a subject
55:12
where you're really connected to it, you can
55:14
come up with a banger. So I can
55:16
fuck, and you can headline and close with
55:18
that. And if some guy just does that
55:20
on TV, they have just hamstrings
55:23
your act. You don't have
55:25
a closer anymore. And maybe you base other
55:27
stuff on that bit. Like maybe it's
55:29
like you point to
55:31
it at previous times so that the
55:34
end part, it's even funnier because it's
55:36
kind of a callback. I've
55:39
seen it happen to guys where their career just tanked.
55:43
You remember Larry
55:46
Miller's closing bit on the
55:48
10 stages or how many
55:50
stages of being drunk? He
55:52
closed with that shit for years and
55:55
people demanded it because it was an
55:57
act out. So you didn't get sick of
55:59
seeing it. And he honed it
56:01
over the year. I mean he's such
56:03
a craftsman. He's such an exacting performer
56:05
and and such a precise writer and
56:08
Then I saw some guy doing that bit. I was
56:10
like dude I mean I
56:12
hate to bring up Mencia But like it was
56:14
like that thing with Cosby with the football thing
56:17
like yeah, like dude. That's like exact Donald
56:20
yeah, it's a legendary bit. Yeah, that's what's
56:23
crazy But I
56:25
think people did things before they
56:27
understood the internet Because
56:30
they didn't understand that there's gonna be
56:32
real consequences. It's not just some people
56:34
talking about things It's a
56:36
video that shows the bit by
56:39
Cosby and then your bit back to back
56:41
Yeah, you could if there's a thing that
56:44
happened because of the internet where it wasn't a rumor
56:46
anymore It was like you could just see
56:48
it right in front of your face and go oh There's
56:51
no way well especially when it's more than
56:53
one bit and they put a compilation together
56:55
Wow There's
56:57
also there's a thing that happens with
57:00
those guys where you see there's a
57:02
stark contrast Between the material
57:04
they steal and the material they
57:06
write themselves Like the
57:08
material they write themselves This
57:10
doesn't make any sense It's like they're
57:13
doing a caricature of the the guy
57:15
who is killing with the jokes with
57:17
that same attitude But now you
57:19
have nothing connected to it, but you have all
57:21
this confidence But it doesn't make
57:23
any sense and when they get caught
57:25
then they have to do their own stuff and
57:28
Usually it's a fucking drop off a
57:30
cliff Yeah It's a drop off a
57:32
cliff the difference between the early stuff
57:34
where they weren't stealing or they were
57:36
stealing rather and the later stuff Where
57:38
they have to write their own stuff
57:40
Well also when you get guys that
57:42
aren't just taking and not just guys women
57:45
obviously Who aren't
57:47
just taking the jokes, but they're taking the
57:49
persona like how many guys did we see?
57:52
Being Bill Hicks back in the day Well,
57:54
there was a sign in the green room
57:56
of the punchline in Atlanta quit trying to
57:58
be Hicks. Oh, yeah Yeah,
58:00
somebody the back the back green room
58:02
of the punchline Atlanta or yeah Atlanta
58:04
was awesome because There was
58:06
a bunch of people that signed the wall You know the walls
58:09
were all signed and it was like wow Mitch
58:11
Hedberg and and there's a big sign someone he
58:13
wrote quit trying to be Hicks. That's awesome. Yeah
58:17
That was a great club Atlanta
58:19
punch. Oh perfect club perfect old
58:21
wooden club perfect club and it
58:23
had They must have done
58:25
comedy 30 years there They
58:28
moved to they moved to a it's funny because
58:30
it's not as big of a place and
58:33
it's connected to like a diner But
58:35
it's still kind of got the magic of
58:37
the old punchline. Yes, great Atlanta crowds
58:39
We did a nice theater in Atlanta
58:41
one time. Yeah, remember that. Yeah, that
58:44
was fun. That was funny shit. Yeah,
58:46
Lana's great It's great comedy place. Yeah,
58:48
it's um You
58:50
know, it sucks. They had to lose
58:52
that original spot though the original spot
58:54
Perfectly designed I think it was literally
58:56
crumbling by the end was it? Yeah
59:00
It was a tear down. Yeah, and
59:02
I just like there's something about old
59:04
clubs where you really can feel the
59:06
history Oh, yeah, like zany's zany's in
59:09
Nashville. Yeah, the punchline is Comedy
59:12
words. I'm there next week. Yeah,
59:15
you feel it in the walls. Yeah It's
59:17
like so many people laughed there so many people
59:20
have had good times there It's like burned into
59:22
the building and also I think the
59:24
the staff you can tell a great club because you
59:26
go back year after year And it's the same staff.
59:28
Yeah, you know, you got people that you know, it's
59:31
a waitress that she's been working there 20
59:33
years But she's got a day job, but she's like
59:35
fuck that I'm come I'm still coming in on Friday
59:37
nights because these are my friends, you know and I
59:39
get to see all the comics that I've loved over
59:41
the years and yeah,
59:43
the the All those
59:45
clubs that and then you go to some of these
59:48
bigger clubs where they're like a chain and the turnover
59:50
is Fast. Yeah, there's
59:52
a big difference. Yeah, it's
59:55
also it's like You
59:57
have a regular job at a restaurant or
59:59
something like that Yeah, boring. Yep. Not boring.
1:00:01
When you rather go see comedy,
1:00:04
have fun, laugh, everybody's drinking. Uh-huh. It's a festive
1:00:06
environment. Yeah. Even if you're not like listening to
1:00:08
the comic, if someone's killing, you're in the room
1:00:10
and someone's killing, it feels good. Yeah, yeah. So
1:00:12
it's got some good energy to it. I know.
1:00:15
And it's also, my niece moved out to San
1:00:17
Diego and I got her a job as a
1:00:19
waitress at the comedy store in La Jolla. Oh,
1:00:21
wow. And so she hit the ground running because
1:00:24
like, you know, you don't know people and all
1:00:26
of a sudden she's working with a staff of
1:00:28
people that are all fun as shit and they
1:00:30
work together and then they all go out for
1:00:32
drinks afterwards and now she's got a real job
1:00:34
and she's, yeah, she's still working there one or
1:00:36
two nights a week. That comedy store in La
1:00:38
Jolla is another one of those places. It's a
1:00:40
classic room. Classic room. You can kill that room.
1:00:43
Ooh, yeah, I know. Quite a few people have
1:00:45
done specials there. Well, I think
1:00:47
the store is, yeah, I think the store
1:00:49
is actually setting out to do a bunch
1:00:51
of specials down there. They've got, they've got
1:00:53
some good people that they've kind of hired
1:00:55
to do a production wing of the store.
1:00:57
It's a perfect room. Yeah. Perfect room. Yeah.
1:01:00
It's like, it's actually even better than
1:01:02
the OR because there's less people going
1:01:04
in, like there's less noise. Like the
1:01:06
OR has the problem with that hallway.
1:01:08
That hallway sucks. And it's also not
1:01:11
LA. So you've got a little bit
1:01:13
of a better cross section of people.
1:01:15
Yeah, yeah, more fun. Yeah. Less pretense.
1:01:17
Yeah. Yeah, that's a problem with LA.
1:01:19
Everybody in the audience wants to be on stage.
1:01:23
Yeah. Even if they're
1:01:25
not fun, they wish they were or they could
1:01:27
have been, maybe that could have been me. Yeah.
1:01:29
You know, where they, it's not like this
1:01:32
is Mike, you know, Mike as a
1:01:34
fucking runs a John Deere factory.
1:01:36
He likes to go out with his wife
1:01:39
on the weekend and laugh. That's it. Like
1:01:41
a normal guy. Yeah. Just a human. Yeah.
1:01:44
Everybody wants, like
1:01:46
that whole town is at
1:01:49
least poisoned by people
1:01:51
that want to be famous. Is
1:01:53
at least some aspect of it.
1:01:55
The radiation from that Chernobyl is
1:01:59
in everything. everything that everybody does.
1:02:01
There's a certain percentage of bullshit that exists
1:02:03
in normal conversations in Hollywood that just doesn't
1:02:05
exist in the rest of the country. No,
1:02:07
I was just in New York last week
1:02:10
and all anybody talks about in New York
1:02:12
is, they talk about politics
1:02:14
in a smart way, they talk about
1:02:16
culture, they talk about writers, and
1:02:19
then you go back to LA and they
1:02:21
just all talk about show bed. Like even
1:02:23
your doctor, your doctor wants to talk about
1:02:25
his famous clients and he's got headshots on
1:02:27
his wall. It's like, you're a fucking doctor.
1:02:30
I don't care that Leonard Nimoy used to
1:02:32
come here. He's dead,
1:02:34
you failed. All headshots, all
1:02:36
over the wall. It's
1:02:42
so strange. My shrink said to me one
1:02:44
time, he
1:02:47
goes, I was telling
1:02:49
him about how I was down. I don't know if
1:02:52
you remember this, but I used to do stern a lot and stern,
1:02:56
I asked him to write the foreword to my book. And
1:02:58
do you remember the story? Yeah,
1:03:00
so he basically ran me through the mill and
1:03:02
it was a bit, it was a radio bit.
1:03:05
It wasn't mean spirited. It was
1:03:07
a little mean spirited. Well, it came off way
1:03:09
worse than the reality of it was. Explain
1:03:11
it to people that don't know what we're talking about. Well, so
1:03:13
I asked him to write the foreword to my book and then
1:03:15
he said on the air, there's a million things I'd rather do
1:03:17
than sit down and write this foreword. And I think the
1:03:20
intent was he didn't want people coming to him
1:03:22
and ask him to do things like this or
1:03:24
he'd be doing it all the time. So
1:03:27
I asked him to do it and he just starts
1:03:29
busting my balls and calling me at home and saying,
1:03:31
I don't wanna do this and blah, blah, blah. So
1:03:33
I go to my shrink and
1:03:35
I'm talking about dive depression. So
1:03:38
let that sit for a second. And
1:03:42
he says to me, he goes, it's so weird. I
1:03:44
have a, he should never fucking told me this. He
1:03:46
goes, I have a patient that came in and he
1:03:48
said, he's having a hard time lately. And I said,
1:03:50
well, what's going on? And he goes, well, my boss
1:03:52
at work is a fucking douche. My
1:03:54
wife keeps telling me that I'm not, I'm
1:03:58
not emotional enough. And then there's this guy named Greg Fitzsimons. on
1:04:00
the Howard Stern Show and they're just
1:04:02
torturing him. It's just, and
1:04:04
I go, you shouldn't fucking tell me
1:04:07
that. Oh my God,
1:04:09
he shouldn't have told you that. I know.
1:04:11
And now you're walking through the streets thinking
1:04:13
everybody stares and is like, that fucking loser.
1:04:16
Look at him. That's
1:04:18
the problem with having that kind of a
1:04:20
platform. But
1:04:25
I'm better now, my depression has
1:04:27
never been better. What'd
1:04:29
you do different? I
1:04:31
got way more disciplined about working out. You
1:04:33
can probably see it. Look
1:04:37
at that. Guns. Guns,
1:04:39
I'm doing yoga, I'm doing...
1:04:42
Well, they say that that is 1.25 times more effective than
1:04:47
SSRIs. Yeah. Regular exercise.
1:04:49
Yeah, regular exercise, I meditate, just
1:04:51
meditated before I came here every
1:04:53
day. I think that's 90%
1:04:55
of what's wrong with people. I know that
1:04:57
it's such a meat head perspective, but
1:05:00
I think everybody should do something
1:05:02
physical. I think we have requirements.
1:05:04
I know you don't wanna do it, but
1:05:07
I think we have requirements, just like you have
1:05:09
to brush your teeth, just like you have to
1:05:11
eat food, just like you have to take vitamins.
1:05:13
I think we have requirements. I think you have
1:05:15
requirements to move or it fucks with your head.
1:05:18
And gym class used to be intense
1:05:20
at school. Oh yeah. Used to have
1:05:22
a fucking locker and shower after third
1:05:24
period because they just made you
1:05:26
run like an army obstacle course
1:05:28
and do pushups and jumping jacks.
1:05:30
We played dodge ball. Yeah, yeah.
1:05:32
We grew up with dodge ball,
1:05:34
which was crazy. You
1:05:37
were whipping balls into people's faces. Your
1:05:39
heart was racing. Yeah, dude, and you're
1:05:41
chasing people with the ball, and if
1:05:43
you catch some kid who fucking stumbles,
1:05:46
he's getting it right in the face, right?
1:05:50
That game was nuts. And it was co-ed and the girls
1:05:52
went down fast. Horrible. You see the
1:05:54
big red welt on the side
1:05:56
of the leg? Yeah. The Irish girl with the
1:05:59
pale skin? It was horrible. She
1:06:01
got varicose veins on her neck to this
1:06:03
day. Yeah, there's some people that were really
1:06:06
good at throwing that fucking dodgeball too. That
1:06:08
shit was terrifying. Yeah, those kids with the
1:06:10
long arms. And they got rid of that.
1:06:12
They got rid of that. But dude, we used
1:06:15
to run laps. Oh yeah. We used to fucking
1:06:17
run laps and then you felt good and you
1:06:19
went back to class. I taught my kids, their
1:06:21
gym classes weren't shit. They didn't have to do
1:06:23
anything. The hardest thing I ever did when
1:06:25
I was a kid was wrestling. I
1:06:27
did one year of wrestling and it
1:06:29
was, but I couldn't do both that and
1:06:32
Tyke Wendell at the same time. It
1:06:34
was just too much. And I had to make a decision. And
1:06:37
so I picked Tyke Wendell mostly because it's easier.
1:06:41
It was way easier. The
1:06:43
training for wrestling was so hard that I
1:06:45
would be like in school, I'd be like, my
1:06:47
brain was like half on. I was just
1:06:49
thinking, oh my God, we're going to have
1:06:51
to run stairs tonight. Oh my God, we're going
1:06:54
to have to do live drills. And
1:06:56
firemen's carry each other up the
1:06:59
fucking stadium stairs. There's no tougher
1:07:01
training, man. Wrestling is brutal.
1:07:03
But my son, he was having trouble when he
1:07:05
was in preschool. He
1:07:09
was biting kids. He was like crazy. And so
1:07:11
the teacher said, there's this place
1:07:13
called Marina Tyke Wendell in Venice, great
1:07:16
program for kids. So he started in preschool
1:07:18
and he went all the way through eighth
1:07:20
grade. He got his black belt, his
1:07:23
junior black belt, and it changed him.
1:07:25
Fucking changed him. He was disciplined, he calmed
1:07:27
him down. He used to go like three or four days
1:07:29
a week. Yeah, I think it
1:07:31
sounds crazy, but I think it's a
1:07:33
requirement for kids to do something physical
1:07:36
and really would help if
1:07:38
you did something scary, like a martial art.
1:07:41
It's just good for developing your brain and
1:07:43
developing your ability to do difficult things. When
1:07:46
he got his black, I don't know if they always do this, but
1:07:48
when he got his black belt, he had to do certain, what do
1:07:51
they call them? Kata's?
1:07:53
Is that the... Kata's a Japanese word.
1:07:56
Yeah, he was, I think he did
1:07:58
just Kata's and then he had to break some boards. and
1:08:00
then he had to do whatever and
1:08:02
then he had to fight two black
1:08:04
belts like at the same
1:08:06
time and he had to Go like three rounds
1:08:09
at the same time. They fucking sicked him on
1:08:11
him and Mr. Joe
1:08:13
Keith Jones shout out and it
1:08:15
was tough and he came out and he started crying
1:08:17
and Mr. Jones sat him down he
1:08:19
goes you're gonna get back in there You're gonna finish
1:08:22
this and he went in and he wiped his tears
1:08:24
and he fucking finished and then he got his
1:08:26
black belt Yeah, how old
1:08:28
was he? We're starting kindergartens.
1:08:30
This would have been in like, I don't know sixth or
1:08:32
seventh grade It's kind of crazy
1:08:34
to give a kid a black belt. Yeah
1:08:36
little kids. Yeah, cuz it's not real. Yeah
1:08:40
You know, it's like different
1:08:42
schools have different requirements and different belief systems
1:08:44
when it comes to that but somewhere
1:08:47
along the line That's
1:08:50
where the term McDowjo comes from Oh
1:08:52
somewhere along the line they developed these
1:08:54
strip mall karate places It was in
1:08:57
a strip mall that would They
1:09:00
would graduate children all the way up
1:09:02
to black belt and they would
1:09:04
also they made it
1:09:06
real easy for you to do it
1:09:08
where you didn't spar and They
1:09:11
do started doing a bunch of stuff to make
1:09:13
it less realistic, but less Attrition
1:09:16
so less people quit and so they make more money I
1:09:18
say and so like some of these schools that have hundreds
1:09:20
and hundreds of students They'd be making bank and then there
1:09:22
was like there was like a place called Fred Valaris When
1:09:25
I was living in Boston and Fred Valaris
1:09:27
was a karate. It was a chain
1:09:29
They were they were all over the place But
1:09:32
the people that came out of there
1:09:34
if they had to fight They'd
1:09:37
be maybe some of them will be good, but
1:09:39
it's not the best place to learn. It's
1:09:41
a McDowjo Yeah, you know, it's well
1:09:43
they taught you karate, but yeah,
1:09:46
you gotta do it in a real place You
1:09:48
got to do it in a fucking real place
1:09:50
with real savages Yeah, the only way you're gonna
1:09:52
get good at it, right? You gotta get to
1:09:54
a real scary place where there's a bunch of
1:09:56
people and they're fucking sweating and kicking the bag
1:09:59
and you gotta That's where you got to go, but
1:10:01
I do think there is something to giving a kid
1:10:03
a goal Like you're gonna get your blue belt. Yeah
1:10:06
train for that. Yes, you're gonna get your red You're
1:10:08
black belt's not a bad thing to call it. Yeah,
1:10:10
as long as you're calling it a junior black. Yeah
1:10:12
It's like you were not a man yet. You don't
1:10:14
really have the ability to hurt people You know, most
1:10:16
people don't really have the ability to hurt people until
1:10:18
they're like 15 16 17 Then
1:10:21
you can really hurt people and it comes quick. It
1:10:23
goes from you being a boy, right when you're 12 years
1:10:25
old You are a boy
1:10:29
When I was 15, I was fighting men So
1:10:32
from 12 to 15. Yeah, so
1:10:34
when I was 15 My instructor
1:10:36
was crazy and he would he would
1:10:38
put you in like you were young
1:10:41
teenagers He
1:10:43
would put you in tournaments in men's tournaments 18 and
1:10:46
over Yeah, just say you're
1:10:48
18. They just put you right in there. Oh
1:10:50
my god. It was terrifying terrifying
1:10:53
So you go from not being able to hurt
1:10:55
people to knock and grow men unconscious in a
1:10:58
Short period of time it was the first time I
1:11:00
knocked a grown man unconscious. I was 16 years
1:11:03
old I had kicked this
1:11:05
dude knocked him unconscious and I was like
1:11:07
this is crazy. Was that he was snoring?
1:11:09
Yes, 100% Yeah, it was full
1:11:11
contact. He was snoring and
1:11:14
I was like, this is nuts and
1:11:16
I was 16. Yeah, I was like this is crazy so
1:11:20
That's like a real black. I was a black belt when
1:11:22
I was 17. That's but it was a real black belt
1:11:24
I was fighting black belts. I
1:11:26
can hurt you. You can't really hurt anybody
1:11:28
when you're 12 Yeah, but that's what's so
1:11:30
nuts in five years You
1:11:33
become a fucking machine in five years five years
1:11:35
ago. I've been here for four years I've been
1:11:37
living here for four years. Nothing's changed. I'm exactly
1:11:39
the same person. Yeah, but from 12 to 17
1:11:43
You're a different fucking human being. Yeah,
1:11:46
and also when the fear of being Physically
1:11:48
hurt. Yeah driving you to push
1:11:51
yourself to be better. Yes, that's
1:11:53
real. Yes Yeah,
1:11:55
well, it's also You
1:11:57
don't have your responsibilities. You have nothing to
1:11:59
do you have hormones for the first time
1:12:02
in your life. So you have all this
1:12:04
fucking energy and this fucking rawr. And
1:12:07
your whole day you can just
1:12:09
dedicate to this crazy thing and
1:12:11
go around kicking people and learning
1:12:13
something and getting better at something where everybody
1:12:16
else is listening to Led Zeppelin,
1:12:18
smoking cigarettes and trying to figure out if they're
1:12:20
gonna go to college. And you're
1:12:22
out there doing something nuts. Yeah, my
1:12:24
nephew Rowan, he grew up in South Africa
1:12:27
and he was like, had every letter, ADHD,
1:12:29
whatever, he
1:12:32
had it all. And he was
1:12:34
the number one most, he got the
1:12:36
record at his school for the most
1:12:38
detentions. They kept track and they gave
1:12:40
him an award. And then
1:12:42
he found rugby when he was like 14, he
1:12:45
started doing rugby hard and he's a big
1:12:47
thick kid. And he became an animal
1:12:49
and it straightened him out. Right
1:12:52
now he's at Columbia University. He
1:12:55
went out for the Green Berets,
1:12:58
no, the Navy Seals. Have you seen? And he
1:13:00
just missed it. He made it all the way
1:13:02
to Hell Week and then got dropped from the
1:13:04
program. That's crazy. But because he was in the
1:13:06
Navy, they gave him a full ride to Columbia.
1:13:09
They pay him to go to school at Columbia. I
1:13:12
guess it's the GI Bill, is that what they call
1:13:14
it? Probably. Something
1:13:16
like that. Yeah. Yeah,
1:13:19
I think putting a kid who's got some, because
1:13:21
you get anger. When you have all these learning
1:13:24
disabilities, you get very angry. Oh yeah.
1:13:27
Because you're not fitting in, you're not doing as well,
1:13:29
you're trying your hardest and you're coming up short and
1:13:31
you get fucking angry and you need something to focus
1:13:33
that on. I think all kids need something
1:13:35
to focus. They just need
1:13:38
something, it's too easy to just be lazy
1:13:40
and, bro, my life is terrible. Because you're
1:13:42
not doing anything. You're not getting excited. You
1:13:45
do stuff. How many kids were
1:13:47
depressed in the 1920s? They were
1:13:49
only depressed when they were starving. They were
1:13:51
running around. I think the whole country was depressed.
1:13:53
It was the depression. Exactly. Oh,
1:13:56
that was the 30s, yeah. Let's go with the teens.
1:14:00
This was the depression, right? So the roaring
1:14:02
20s was before the depression. Everything was going
1:14:04
pretty good. Pretty good. But they were
1:14:06
ruthless. We
1:14:08
call bullying, it was like normal life. Everybody
1:14:12
was fucking horrible to each other. Well, because they
1:14:14
were recent immigrants and they were fighting for turf,
1:14:16
they were fighting for jobs, the Irish and the
1:14:18
Italians were fucking fighting each other. They didn't eat
1:14:20
any food. Yeah. Yeah, they weren't exactly sure they
1:14:22
were going to get food. And they had 11
1:14:24
brothers and sisters. So they were fighting at home
1:14:26
before they even left the house. Yeah,
1:14:28
and good luck getting something that has a vitamin in it
1:14:30
in the winter. Everybody's
1:14:34
malnourished. They were horribly
1:14:36
malnourished. If you lived in the city in
1:14:38
the 1920s and it was fucking
1:14:40
30 below zero out, there's nothing coming in or
1:14:42
out. You ain't getting no tomatoes. Where
1:14:45
are those coming from? You're going to get a
1:14:47
horse to drag those from New Jersey? Like, what
1:14:49
are you talking about? Yeah. There's no food here.
1:14:51
Cabbage. That was your only vegetable. You got canned
1:14:53
food. You ate canned food for six months. Yeah.
1:14:56
Back before shipping, just
1:14:59
think how nuts it must have been
1:15:01
to live in a city before there
1:15:03
were any trucks. Yeah. You
1:15:05
had the Iceman. Every
1:15:07
couple days, an Iceman would come to your
1:15:09
house and put it in your box. That's
1:15:12
what the Icehouse in Pasadena was. Oh, no
1:15:14
shit. Yes. Wow. Before the
1:15:16
Icehouse was a rock and roll club. I think it was
1:15:18
briefly a rock and roll club, then it became a comedy
1:15:20
club. It is the oldest running comedy club in the country.
1:15:22
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. The Icehouse is the oldest.
1:15:26
The Icehouse, before it was any of those things,
1:15:28
was a place that would store giant blocks of
1:15:30
ice. Oh. So you'd go and get a chunk
1:15:32
of ice. They would take some ice from fucking
1:15:34
Greenland or some shit. They
1:15:37
weren't even making it. How did they even keep that
1:15:39
thing cold? I know. And they got
1:15:41
it to America. Crazy.
1:15:43
Chunks of ice, and they would get it to
1:15:45
the cities. You can get it in the
1:15:47
July. They'd get you a chunk of ice. How?
1:15:52
The Iceman coming. How much loss did they have
1:15:55
in ice? How big does ice have to be
1:15:57
when you start? And how heavy is
1:15:59
that shit? Oh my god, if
1:16:01
you got a truck filled with ice,
1:16:03
okay, like what year did they start bringing ice
1:16:06
around? Let's find that out Yeah,
1:16:08
like what year did that become a thing because you know,
1:16:10
it wasn't a thing it for like during the pioneers days
1:16:12
There wasn't an ice truck that would show up. There's no
1:16:14
way to get the fucking ice You
1:16:16
know when those people were trying to make their way across the
1:16:18
country no ice. I'm gonna guess I
1:16:26
Think it's got to be after trucks I
1:16:29
think it has to be because you got to get it around so
1:16:31
you can't just put it on a train when
1:16:33
a truck start 1920
1:16:37
I'm watching Peaky Blinders and as the years go
1:16:40
on their cars get better. Yeah, it's
1:16:42
interesting You know because it's kind of historically
1:16:44
accurate in terms of the cars they were
1:16:46
driving at the time Uh-huh, it's really interesting
1:16:48
because in the beginning they just like a
1:16:50
bikini top over this shitbox little fucking Little
1:16:53
rattle machine. Yeah at the end. They have
1:16:55
like Bentley's. Yeah, and they closed
1:16:58
the door and it's luxurious inside and yeah
1:17:00
You know, but I would say
1:17:03
trucking Probably early 1900s. What do we got?
1:17:05
I want to say like 1910. So what year was the first ice
1:17:07
delivery? In
1:17:13
which country in America? When did they
1:17:15
start delivering ice Oh Scandinavia? I
1:17:18
think they brought the practice over from England because it
1:17:21
says it started in England in the 1600s, right? Right,
1:17:24
but I'm saying when did when were they able to
1:17:26
do it in America because you know
1:17:28
Even if they do it in England the 1600s you
1:17:31
probably get a fucking
1:17:33
cart Dragged by horses
1:17:35
from the mountain like how far away
1:17:37
is their ice? Sounds like they
1:17:39
grabbed it from lakes here in
1:17:41
America Yeah, because it was our major part
1:17:44
of the early economy in England and
1:17:46
the United States So fortunes made by people
1:17:48
who transported ice and straw pack ships to
1:17:50
the southern states and throughout the Caribbean
1:17:53
Oh, so they only did in the winter. I Guess
1:17:56
yeah, you just get it from Canada. Well now long and
1:17:58
keep ice if you have like a year a Yeti cooler,
1:18:01
you can keep ice for about seven days. And
1:18:03
that's in the summer. It's pretty amazing. I'd like
1:18:05
to write a book about the history of ice.
1:18:07
Because those big thick ass coolers, like a Yeti
1:18:09
cooler that you would take camping, you
1:18:11
can get, those are amazing. You can
1:18:14
keep ice for seven, eight, nine days,
1:18:16
which is nuts. And if
1:18:18
you take a Yeti and you take
1:18:20
a milk jug, fill with water and freeze
1:18:22
that and put a bunch of them in
1:18:25
there, it'll stay cold forever. It'll
1:18:27
stay cold for so long, you got large block of ice
1:18:29
like that. This is it from the 70s, but
1:18:31
this is just like ice extraction. Oh,
1:18:34
this might not be them selling ice. This looks like
1:18:36
these guys are gonna die. Yeah,
1:18:38
they got axes on the edge of the
1:18:40
water. That does not seem that thick. Take
1:18:42
your ice and you put it in an
1:18:44
ice box. Ice box used in
1:18:46
cafes of Paris in the late 1800s. Wow.
1:18:50
Some box to store ice. So how did they get the ice to
1:18:52
them? Well,
1:18:54
this is- Look at the first recorded
1:18:56
use of refrigeration technology dates back to
1:18:58
1775 BC in the Sumerian city of
1:19:00
Turquoise. So I asked which country, because
1:19:02
this goes back further than England. It
1:19:04
goes all the way back to, yeah,
1:19:07
seven, same time. Same time. Well,
1:19:09
this is the same story. Because that's
1:19:11
cuneiform. That's exactly the same story. It's
1:19:14
Mesopotamia, the same country. Ice pits.
1:19:17
Ice pits from the seventh century BCE.
1:19:21
Wow. All of them in the
1:19:23
great storage snow and pits that they dug
1:19:25
for that purpose. Wow. Straw
1:19:27
covered pits. So they recognized that they
1:19:30
could kind of insulate it. You'd sell
1:19:32
it at a snow shop. Wow.
1:19:35
Ice that formed the bottom of the pit sold at a higher
1:19:37
price than the snow on top. Oh
1:19:39
yeah, more expensive for ice. Because it didn't have piss
1:19:41
in it. That's
1:19:44
the delineating factor. How many of you guys piss in
1:19:47
that pit? At
1:19:50
least one. Yeah. The
1:19:52
French are serving up some chocolate ice cream. Did you mean
1:19:55
this to be chocolate? At least
1:19:57
one guy pissed in there. Yeah. For
1:19:59
sure. Yeah. and hell nobody pissed in there. Not
1:20:02
a chance in hell. Do you eat snow?
1:20:04
Like when you go out hunting
1:20:06
in the... You can eat snow. I
1:20:09
mean, you're gonna have a certain amount of pollution
1:20:11
depending on where you are. You're
1:20:13
eating what's in the air. It's
1:20:16
amazing how bad it gets in New York in
1:20:18
the winter, how fast that shit falls in an
1:20:20
hour later, it's gray. Well, in New York you
1:20:23
have a lot of things going on. And one
1:20:25
of the things that people don't take into consideration
1:20:27
is brake dust. You have a lot of brake
1:20:29
dust. So you have all these cars that are
1:20:31
constantly doing stop and go traffic. So the brake
1:20:33
dust in the air, it's pretty
1:20:36
significant. That shit that you get in the inside
1:20:38
of your wheels, your car wheels, and you
1:20:40
have to clean off that black stuff, that's brake dust.
1:20:42
So that's spraying out from every car in the 405.
1:20:45
So like when you're riding your bike,
1:20:48
I'm being healthy. You like literally breathing
1:20:50
in brake dust, you fucking psychopath. Just,
1:20:54
no filter, taking it right in the face. Looks
1:20:56
like, is that Central Park? Or something
1:20:58
close to it? It says it was the first one
1:21:00
in the United States, the first ice pit. Ice
1:21:03
pit. And then it's 13 feet in diameter and
1:21:05
18 feet deep. Many times of
1:21:07
ice were cut from a nearby river in
1:21:09
the winter transported by wagon to the ice
1:21:11
house, deposited into the ice pits. The blocks
1:21:13
of ice fused into one giant mass. Gravel
1:21:16
at the bottom of the pit drained water
1:21:18
from the melting and the thick stone walls
1:21:21
and straw insulation minimized heat loss from the
1:21:23
ice house above. Morris claimed he was able
1:21:25
to preserve ice from one winter to the
1:21:27
following October or November. Wow. Wow.
1:21:31
That's crazy. So
1:21:33
utilizing the 54 degree
1:21:35
constant temperature underground, people have been storing
1:21:37
ice in caves and pits since at
1:21:40
least the Roman times. That's
1:21:42
pretty dope. Oh, look at this, it
1:21:44
relied on a natural phenomenon, but also
1:21:47
an overwhelming mass of ice, good drainage,
1:21:49
and the super insulation of the building
1:21:51
above the ice pit to provide refrigeration
1:21:53
through hot Philadelphia summers. Pretty
1:21:56
fucking dope. fun
1:24:00
though. Yeah, I like Korean barbecue. Yeah, that's fun.
1:24:02
Yeah, but you know what you're getting into when
1:24:04
you get there. It's not one dish that you
1:24:06
have to cook for yourself. Yeah. It's the whole
1:24:08
experience. That's fine. Yeah. I know what I'm getting into.
1:24:10
But if I go to a restaurant and you give
1:24:12
me a hot rock and like here's your meat,
1:24:14
that's the hot rock, cook it on the rock. What
1:24:17
the fuck are we doing here? But people love it.
1:24:19
Like, you know, I'm cooking myself. Look, should I
1:24:21
flip it now? Should I wait? When do I flip
1:24:23
it? Yeah. And
1:24:26
then you got to go to the salad bar. I
1:24:28
got to walk to get my salad. Well,
1:24:31
that's Brazilian steakhouses. That's the
1:24:34
sneaky move they have is all you can
1:24:36
eat. Everything's all you can eat, but the
1:24:38
salad bar is too. So before you eat,
1:24:40
you go to the salad bar and you're
1:24:42
eating fucking artichoke hearts and cheese and this.
1:24:45
And then they come by with as much
1:24:47
meat as you possibly can eat. And
1:24:50
then you have a card. You flip it. If
1:24:52
it's green on top, they keep coming by with different
1:24:54
meat. And when it's red, you tap out. I
1:24:56
remember that we went to one of those places in
1:24:59
Vegas was Fogo de Chão. Fogo de Chão. Yeah.
1:25:01
Yeah. Yeah. That was awesome. Yeah. Because you just start
1:25:03
eating. Like you don't have to wait for the
1:25:05
food to get, like the worst is when you're really
1:25:07
hungry and you're in a slow restaurant. You're like, Oh
1:25:09
my God, this is killing me. Yeah. But if you
1:25:11
go to a place like Fogo de Chão, that
1:25:13
food's coming right at you. You could
1:25:16
be stuffed in 10 minutes. All different
1:25:18
cuts. Yeah. That's
1:25:21
when you got to take a little walk. Yeah. I've never
1:25:23
seen anybody go harder than
1:25:25
Ari at Fogo de Chão.
1:25:28
It is insane how much he eats
1:25:30
there. Yeah. Insane. And I
1:25:32
go, why? He goes, it's a Jewish thing. Free food. I go,
1:25:34
are you serious? He goes, yeah, that's all I can eat.
1:25:37
I can just keep eating. I go, you're kidding. He's like,
1:25:39
no, not kidding. I can
1:25:41
keep eating. Doesn't
1:25:43
cost any more
1:25:45
money. That's awesome. He's
1:25:47
so funny with it. But he's shameless.
1:25:50
Yeah. Shameless. What are the lamb chops?
1:25:53
Yeah. Bring them over. Yeah. I thought I could keep
1:25:55
up with them. I could not keep up with them. I
1:25:57
was in South Africa one time and we were at
1:25:59
the... Yeah
1:28:03
Mmm, okay,
1:28:05
giraffe camel opera Alice
1:28:09
No Camelopard
1:28:12
Dallas camel opera Dallas. Oh fuck
1:28:14
that last word. How's
1:28:16
that one go? tipple stick giraffes
1:28:20
get part of their Latin name camel
1:28:22
opera camel opera Dallas from the long
1:28:24
camel like necks and leopard like spots
1:28:26
But they are more closely related to
1:28:29
Ocapies rather than camels or
1:28:31
leopards, so they're not related to
1:28:33
camels. Oh Look
1:28:37
at that fucking thing. Oh, we've seen those before
1:28:40
looks like a Like a
1:28:42
zebra fucked a deer
1:28:44
or something doesn't it? It's like with the
1:28:46
bottom half is one animal and the top
1:28:48
half is another and beautiful though I
1:28:51
don't know how you're in a draft. How do you mix
1:28:53
with a giraffe because how do you fuck it? Well,
1:28:56
you're another another giraffe. Yeah. Yeah, that's why
1:28:58
they don't make sure I fucking yeah I
1:29:01
don't think anybody fucks the giraffe the giraffe has to
1:29:03
do the fucking this to decide. Yeah, I'm gonna get
1:29:05
down there. That's right Yeah,
1:29:09
you know trees like the
1:29:11
acacia tree when giraffes
1:29:13
eat them all
1:29:15
the trees that are downwind Recognize
1:29:18
that a tree upwind is being eaten
1:29:20
by giraffes. And so it changes its
1:29:22
flavor profile It
1:29:24
starts releasing these phytochemicals. It makes it
1:29:26
taste like shit. No shit Yeah, there's
1:29:28
an antelope the closest living relative to
1:29:30
a giraffe. Okay, so there's an antelope
1:29:32
species the weirdest antelope is
1:29:35
the one that we have in America because we
1:29:37
have a Jurassic animal
1:29:39
in America the pronghorn antelope. It's
1:29:41
not any animal in North America
1:29:43
It's literally an animal
1:29:46
that was a part of the giant
1:29:48
group of animals that lived in North
1:29:50
America Like 65,000 years
1:29:52
ago, but it's one of the rare ones. It's still
1:29:55
here because it evolved to get
1:29:57
away from a North American cheetah Yeah,
1:29:59
so it's It runs way faster than
1:30:02
anything nothing can catch those. Wow you
1:30:04
ever seen them now prong horns They're
1:30:06
cool as shit look yeah, they but you see him when
1:30:08
you be it That's not a good picture though you
1:30:11
want like a picture of the males
1:30:13
just pull up prong horn Antelope the
1:30:16
males have these crazy horns and
1:30:18
these eyes that can see like probably
1:30:22
all Almost
1:30:24
to the entire back of like behind their
1:30:27
ears. They have a crazy and a vision
1:30:29
Yeah, it's like a deer size. Uh-huh. I've
1:30:31
seen them in the wild. They're really cool.
1:30:33
Look. I've seen them you know They're full
1:30:36
really cool looking, but when you see them
1:30:38
run you realize like oh, this
1:30:41
is not from around here They
1:30:43
run so much faster than anything else
1:30:46
so like mountain lions Coyotes
1:30:48
good luck bitch. You're not catching that
1:30:50
guy that guy's Fucking
1:30:52
insanely fast see if you can find a video
1:30:54
of one running So
1:30:58
it says born to race cheetahs So
1:31:01
there was like 65% of
1:31:04
North American megafauna was
1:31:07
killed off somewhere around 10,000
1:31:09
years ago and These
1:31:12
motherfuckers made it But they're
1:31:14
a part of that old group that it
1:31:16
included like the North American lion North American
1:31:19
cheetahs There was a bunch of crazy shit
1:31:21
that was here just you know 15,000
1:31:24
years. Yeah, right crazy shit, dude There was
1:31:26
a lion that lived here that's bigger than
1:31:28
the African line like the biggest lion ever
1:31:30
was in North America No shit. Yeah, we
1:31:32
had a crazy big lion here That's
1:31:36
what it makes sense though, right if you think about all the
1:31:39
buffalo You'd probably like there'd
1:31:41
probably be a cat big enough to kill
1:31:43
that thing Yeah, you know some giant-ass lion.
1:31:45
All right way bigger than the African lions.
1:31:47
Yeah, I just saw a
1:31:50
video on the Internet of sloths
1:31:53
Having sex. How was
1:31:55
it? Well, it was as as exciting as you
1:31:57
would think it was like first of all like
1:32:00
the mating call, like the female was like
1:32:02
a mile away and it was like this
1:32:04
little, like this little, and
1:32:06
he just perks up. He goes racing down the
1:32:09
tree, which takes like a day, and
1:32:11
then he has to go through these like crock
1:32:14
infested waters and
1:32:16
he just keeps hearing the noise, he keeps going
1:32:18
and he gets the other side and he climbs
1:32:21
up the tree. There's another male, they like go
1:32:23
to battle. There's like a sloth battle with their
1:32:25
three little claws. And
1:32:27
then the guy gets to the top and
1:32:29
he and the females there and he gets on top of her and
1:32:32
it's just like one stroke,
1:32:35
done. That was the whole thing.
1:32:37
Wow. Like think about how horny
1:32:39
those fuckers are like, like
1:32:42
the average married couple, like what
1:32:44
does it take to get
1:32:46
laid? You just, you
1:32:48
just got to listen to your wife for a little
1:32:51
while. Yeah, how was your day? And just listen and
1:32:53
you're in and even then men are like, I don't
1:32:55
know. That's just, it's a lot
1:32:57
to ask. But just imagine having
1:33:01
this strange urge
1:33:03
to go where that sound is
1:33:05
and not having any reference. Like
1:33:08
the first time it happens to you, right? Say you're
1:33:10
sloth, you're two, you get your first
1:33:12
heart on, like this is crazy. And then you
1:33:14
hear, why
1:33:17
do I need to go towards that sound? Like you
1:33:19
don't even know what you're doing. You have no idea
1:33:21
why you're going there. Yeah. Right. If the sloth has
1:33:23
never been laid before, it has
1:33:25
no idea. Yeah. Why am I being drawn
1:33:28
to this sound? Why is this smell? It's
1:33:30
all just instincts. Mm hmm. And
1:33:33
that's the noise. Yeah.
1:33:37
He's like, I'm
1:33:39
getting some. Is
1:33:41
that all the sloth? What
1:33:44
was that one sound, the sloth? Oh,
1:33:50
there it is. Oh, that's pretty loud.
1:33:52
Yeah. That's the signal for Dick. Yeah.
1:33:55
And then, but the amazing
1:33:58
thing is like, when you think about that,
1:34:00
drives animals, us being animals, to do the
1:34:02
things we do. I was thinking about this
1:34:04
when I watched this law thing. All
1:34:07
the things that gratify us, that nature
1:34:09
has taught us to procreate in order
1:34:11
to, whether it's eat, your
1:34:13
stomach hurts, and
1:34:16
the joy of the taste of food,
1:34:18
all these things that are built into
1:34:21
us as animals that keep us procreating,
1:34:23
the fucking, even like you got an
1:34:25
itch, and you take your nails, and
1:34:27
you scratch it, well, there was probably
1:34:30
a reason, because there used to be
1:34:32
bugs embedded in your skin, or dry
1:34:34
skin, or like everything that we do
1:34:36
is somehow built into rewards and punishments
1:34:39
that are unconscious to us. Yeah.
1:34:43
You know, and are they gonna be able to, can
1:34:47
you program that into people
1:34:49
eventually? Yeah, 100%. To alter
1:34:51
behavior? Not just that,
1:34:53
to eliminate all the things that
1:34:55
make us human, unfortunately. Like,
1:34:58
you want the good with the bad? Or
1:35:01
do you, what do you want? Like, because the
1:35:03
only way to have the good is get appreciate
1:35:06
that it's good, and how do you appreciate
1:35:08
it? Because you've experienced bad. If you only
1:35:10
get good, you get a spoiled rich kid, and they're
1:35:12
a nightmare. Or you get Joffrey,
1:35:15
the king, you know? That's
1:35:17
what you get, right? No
1:35:19
adversity, all the power in the world, terrible
1:35:21
for everybody, right? So, it's
1:35:24
like, you gotta have some down. It's
1:35:27
a part of the program. It's part of
1:35:29
the program of becoming a better person. Like,
1:35:32
you have experience, good, and, I think even
1:35:34
in the world, unfortunately, we have to see
1:35:36
evil to recognize that people are capable of
1:35:38
evil, to really understand what
1:35:40
kind of game are we playing here?
1:35:42
Especially when it comes to international conflicts.
1:35:44
Especially ones that don't have any day-to-day
1:35:47
effect on your life here in America, whether
1:35:49
you support them or you don't support them.
1:35:51
Like, it's not affecting you,
1:35:53
right? But it's somewhere, if you were
1:35:55
there, if you were
1:35:58
in Yemen and you watched
1:36:00
those fucking... drones launch hellfire
1:36:02
missiles into this wedding
1:36:04
party. You would recognize
1:36:07
there's a lot going on that's
1:36:10
evil. There's good and there's
1:36:12
evil and it's real and there's this weird
1:36:14
battle going on with human beings. And
1:36:16
I think that battle almost has to take
1:36:19
place to motivate people to
1:36:21
be better. You think that's
1:36:23
where there's war, cyclical war? There's
1:36:26
no reason why it should exist today. There's
1:36:28
no reason why as educated as we
1:36:31
are in history that we should be
1:36:33
willing as a people, as groups of
1:36:35
people to ever invade other
1:36:38
places to steal their resources. There's no
1:36:40
way we should be doing that. At
1:36:43
this point with the kind of communication
1:36:45
that human beings have with
1:36:47
each other around the world, there
1:36:49
should be a way to reasonably
1:36:51
communicate and share goods and ideas
1:36:53
and compete and
1:36:57
take part in each other's commerce. I
1:36:59
sell to you, you sell to me, everybody gets
1:37:02
along. This should be
1:37:04
totally doable in 2024. The
1:37:07
fact that it's not and that no one
1:37:09
thinks it's ever going to be is what's
1:37:11
terrifying about being a person because that's the
1:37:13
thing that keeps you up at night. The
1:37:15
thing like if one of these
1:37:18
fucking assholes, one of these greedy cocksuckers
1:37:20
that's under the boot of the military
1:37:22
industrial complex decides to push it a
1:37:24
little too far and someone decides to
1:37:26
shoot a nuke off. Then
1:37:28
we're in this new thing where cities could
1:37:31
just disappear. Not
1:37:33
just on September 11th where two buildings disappear and
1:37:35
a bunch of people died and it's a horrible
1:37:37
tragedy. No, no, no, the whole city gone. Boom.
1:37:40
One city down. Now shut the fuck
1:37:43
up or we'll bomb all your cities.
1:37:45
Now your power doesn't work anymore. Oh no. Where
1:37:48
do you get your ice? Well you
1:37:50
better go back to the old ways and get a fucking ice
1:37:52
pit because you don't have electricity anymore. That's
1:37:54
not hard to do. Someone could take
1:37:56
out our electrical grid pretty fucking easy. These.
1:38:00
assholes that are in charge of the
1:38:02
world in all countries that are still
1:38:04
playing this fucking game of Maybe
1:38:07
we'll kill you all. Yeah, it's like a
1:38:09
big game of chicken and there's no like
1:38:11
when we were kids I don't know
1:38:13
if this happened your school, but like we had drills
1:38:16
we had nuclear war drills like it
1:38:18
was a day-to-day Existential
1:38:20
worry that people didn't sleep because of
1:38:23
nukes those same fucking nukes
1:38:25
are Tenfold today in terms of
1:38:27
the arsenals and way more people have them
1:38:29
way more countries have them and there's way
1:38:31
more When you look at what's going
1:38:33
on in the Middle East like that is a fucking that
1:38:36
that is gonna explode at some point
1:38:38
And it's gonna happen fast because there's
1:38:40
all these Alliances where
1:38:42
if if one country does it eight
1:38:45
others are gonna do it the same day Peter
1:38:47
Tia was talking about that that it's the ultimate
1:38:49
dilemma when it comes to nuclear power because nuclear
1:38:51
power is more efficient than Other
1:38:53
power and it's actually greener. It's probably safer
1:38:55
for the environment Especially with the
1:38:57
kind of nuclear reactors are capable of bills
1:38:59
building and designing today But
1:39:02
they didn't realize that if you give someone nuclear
1:39:04
power, it's really easy to turn that into nuclear
1:39:06
weapons They thought it was a lot harder than
1:39:08
it was and they did it for India new
1:39:10
saying then they realized like India got the nuclear
1:39:13
weapon that's a go Okay,
1:39:15
so now we can't just give everybody nuclear power
1:39:17
because then you have everybody has nuclear weapons and
1:39:19
what if it's some fucking Warlord
1:39:22
who's on amphetamines in the middle of
1:39:24
the Congo and he decides he's gonna
1:39:26
nuke his neighbor Yeah, people can get
1:39:28
crazy. Yeah, especially if they have a lot
1:39:30
of money, you know, they're selling drugs or they're Kidnapping
1:39:34
people whatever they're doing. They got a lot of money and now they have
1:39:36
a nuclear weapon North Korea man
1:39:38
once North Korea has it. It's a fucking they
1:39:40
have it. Do they yes North
1:39:42
Korea has nukes. No shit Yeah, they
1:39:45
don't have the long-range delivery systems. They
1:39:47
say they do now Yeah, who knows
1:39:50
but they there was a famous Nuclear
1:39:53
bomb that went off that they kind of
1:39:55
denied in North Korea a while back What
1:39:58
was that they think? It might have been an
1:40:01
accident. It's hard
1:40:03
to tell, because North Korea is pretty
1:40:05
tight with their propaganda. But
1:40:07
I remember some nuclear detonation was detected
1:40:09
in the mountains, and they were trying to figure
1:40:11
out if it was on purpose or if it
1:40:14
was an underground thing. Because they do
1:40:16
underground nukes too, which is crazy.
1:40:19
Just may trigger an earthquake, but let's
1:40:21
find out. Let's just detonate a nuke
1:40:24
a mile under the surface of the Earth. Fucking
1:40:27
psychopath. They did it in Oklahoma, and
1:40:30
I guess it was like maybe the 50s or 60s. They
1:40:35
didn't tell people
1:40:37
to leave the neighboring towns. There's all these
1:40:39
people. The cancer rates were through the roof.
1:40:42
Here it
1:40:45
says, comprehensive test ban treaty has
1:40:47
been detected seismic activity in more
1:40:49
than two dozen stations around the
1:40:51
world, confirming that man-made explosions have
1:40:53
occurred near North Korea's nuclear testing
1:40:55
sites. For example, in 2016, the
1:40:57
CTBTO detected a 4.85 magnitude seismic event, which North Korea
1:41:04
claimed was a hydrogen bomb
1:41:06
test. In 2013, the CTBTO
1:41:08
detected a 4.9 magnitude seismic
1:41:10
event, which is about twice
1:41:12
as large as the 2006
1:41:14
test. They just
1:41:17
keep making them more powerful. What
1:41:20
magnitude was like Hiroshima? Look
1:41:22
at this one. In 2024, South
1:41:24
Korea's weather agency estimated that a nuclear
1:41:27
weapon blast yield was between 50
1:41:29
and 60 kilotons based on a magnitude
1:41:31
5.6 detection. The
1:41:34
South Korea's government initial estimate was
1:41:36
100 kilotons, and the
1:41:38
NORSAR seismology center estimate was
1:41:40
120 kilotons. It's
1:41:46
so crazy that a crazy person,
1:41:48
just some fucking maniac
1:41:51
dictator, has that. Like,
1:41:54
you could take, oh, you
1:41:56
fucked my cousin? Guess what? Yeah.
1:42:00
I'm gonna nuke your town. Or they
1:42:02
want a legacy. Hiroshima's only about
1:42:04
15 tons. So four
1:42:06
tons. Nagasaki's 25, holy shit. Isn't
1:42:09
it funny that Hiroshima gets all the credit, but meanwhile they
1:42:11
got the bitch ass bomb? That's right. One
1:42:14
was an atomic and one was a hydrogen, right? I
1:42:16
don't know, is that the truth? I think so. The
1:42:23
little boy. Is that the
1:42:25
big one? Is that the one that was on Hiroshima? So
1:42:28
little boy was Hiroshima and fat man
1:42:30
was Nagasaki. Wow.
1:42:35
Imagine you get your fucking, your
1:42:38
instructions. You're a fighter pilot and
1:42:41
that's what they tell you. Yeah. That's what
1:42:43
you're gonna do today? Right. What are we doing? You're
1:42:46
gonna be the guy. What do you mean? You're
1:42:48
gonna be the guy that drops the bomb. Yeah. What
1:42:51
bomb? We have a nuclear bomb.
1:42:53
Yeah. What does
1:42:55
that mean? Like what does this thing do? Well,
1:42:57
you're gonna drop it and then you gotta get the
1:42:59
fuck out of there. Right, right. Because the explosion. And
1:43:01
don't look back because it'll rip your eyeballs out. The
1:43:03
explosion. That might be my tea mug that you just
1:43:05
grabbed. Oh, was it that? I think
1:43:07
so. I just poured coffee in it, I'm
1:43:09
sorry. No, I'm done with it. I thought it was my coffee.
1:43:11
I'm onto coffee now. There's too
1:43:13
many mugs, I'm confused. I
1:43:16
was not seeing my mug because the microphone was like
1:43:18
perfectly shielding it. I was like, oh, that must be
1:43:20
my mug. There's a great
1:43:22
series on Netflix right now about the Cold
1:43:24
War. It's like three episodes, but it goes
1:43:27
through just
1:43:29
the espionage that went behind it
1:43:31
all and how the nuclear codes
1:43:33
got to Russia because was it
1:43:35
the, what was it? It was
1:43:37
the couple, the Rosenbergs. Oh, yeah.
1:43:40
And there was a few people that
1:43:42
basically got the information to Russia. And
1:43:44
then once that happened, everything fucking changed.
1:43:46
Like after World War II, basically in
1:43:48
World War II, we
1:43:51
bombed Japan, not because they weren't gonna
1:43:53
surrender. There was like, this is what
1:43:55
this documentary talks about, that there was
1:43:57
an end in sight, that they were,
1:44:00
they were. were crawling, they were on
1:44:02
their knees, but Russia had sent forces
1:44:04
into Japan as our allies
1:44:08
to help finish the war.
1:44:11
We didn't want them getting any of the
1:44:13
credit, so we bombed, while Russia was on
1:44:15
route, we bombed Japan.
1:44:19
So once we did that, Russia was
1:44:22
like, oh, it's on, fuck them. They
1:44:26
basically just, they realigned
1:44:28
their whole military, their whole budget.
1:44:31
Everything was about getting nukes after that happened.
1:44:36
Those bombs didn't need to be dropped. That's
1:44:38
so crazy. How complicated is that, too?
1:44:41
Because if they don't drop those bombs, we
1:44:43
know the bombs exist and no one's dropped
1:44:45
them. Would you think it would have been
1:44:48
worse if the world didn't see the horrors? You're probably right. Because
1:44:51
as they keep getting better and no one's dropped one
1:44:53
on anybody yet, and then they're talking shit, I'll fucking
1:44:55
do it, man. I'll be the first guy. I'll be
1:44:57
the first. If Hitler had a
1:44:59
nuke, you don't think he would have launched it? He's
1:45:04
cranked up on all kinds of fucking drugs.
1:45:06
They were shooting animal hormones into him. They
1:45:09
were experimenting on him. Oh, that's right. I heard
1:45:11
about that. That's this book. Yeah.
1:45:14
This book, Norman Oler. Norman Oler, I've sold your book
1:45:17
so many times. It's the craziest story. He was
1:45:19
in here explaining it all. Hitler
1:45:22
has this one doctor that he trusted. He didn't trust
1:45:24
the SS doctor because there was a lot of people
1:45:26
wanting to get rid of Hitler. There
1:45:28
was a lot of attempts on his life. This motherfucker
1:45:31
had one doctor that was giving him all the goods.
1:45:34
He was just out of his mind. If
1:45:37
you gave that guy a nuke at that time, 100% he's nuking
1:45:39
somebody. Of course.
1:45:43
What wouldn't he do? What was he not capable of?
1:45:45
Exactly. Exactly. I think
1:45:47
the same thing is true of Kim Jong Un right now. I
1:45:50
don't think he ... I don't think ... He was friends with
1:45:52
Trump. Trump over
1:45:54
shook his hand. They're pals. Yeah.
1:45:56
Seems like he just need a friend. His friend's with Dennis Rodman. Maybe
1:46:01
Dennis Rodman can be the official ombre.
1:46:03
Maybe if Trump wins, Dennis Rodman becomes
1:46:05
the official ombre and we fucking settle
1:46:07
things out. Smooth things over.
1:46:09
Imagine that. Imagine if that was how it
1:46:11
all worked out. Yeah, smooth things over. Yeah. Give
1:46:14
the people electricity. Dude, it's so mysterious.
1:46:16
When you hear about people that escape from North
1:46:18
Korea and they talk about how
1:46:20
literally it's the thought police. I just sent Jamie
1:46:22
something. It's so funny that we're talking about this.
1:46:25
I sent Jamie something this morning that I saw
1:46:27
where this guy has one of those crazy satellite
1:46:29
dishes in his backyard and he picks up a
1:46:31
channel from North Korea. So it's
1:46:33
a guy in Ontario and did
1:46:36
I send you a text message? Yeah, but that's
1:46:38
not what you sent me, so the wrong link
1:46:40
got copied. No way. You sent me
1:46:42
the football video. Step system. No, I sent
1:46:44
you something before that. No. I didn't?
1:46:47
Oh my God, I didn't. You
1:46:50
moron. What did I do? Did I save it?
1:46:54
God, I thought I sent it to you. I must
1:46:56
have accidentally sent somebody else. What did the North Korean
1:46:58
guy who picks up satellites? Yes. It's
1:47:00
an Ontario man picks up North Korean television.
1:47:03
Fuck, I thought I sent it to you. Fuck.
1:47:06
But he'll find it because it's becoming viral now
1:47:08
because it's really nuts. You need to see the
1:47:10
propaganda. So this guy just tunes in to this
1:47:12
broadcast of North Korea because he's got one of
1:47:14
them. Remember when people had those, this the guy,
1:47:17
they had those crazy dishes like that thing in their
1:47:19
backyard? Yeah. I remember a guy
1:47:21
had that. I thought that guy was a wizard. Like, look
1:47:23
at him, he's getting TV from Ireland. He's
1:47:28
watching snooker on the BBC. So
1:47:31
this dude tunes in to the North Korean
1:47:33
broadcast, like whatever it is that they broadcast
1:47:35
through North Korea. And it's all propaganda. And
1:47:38
Kim Jong Un is like literally people fall
1:47:40
down like he's the Beatles. Like when he
1:47:42
shows up. He shot a round of golf.
1:47:44
He shot a 27 in 18 holes. No,
1:47:46
that was his dad. That was his dad.
1:47:49
Look how people freak out and they see
1:47:51
him. Yeah. Yeah, he shot
1:47:53
like nine holes in one, right? Yeah.
1:47:55
If you don't react like that, the
1:47:58
police see you. Oh, yeah. fucking
1:48:00
gulag and they for
1:48:02
like five years. Yeah, you're fucked.
1:48:05
You better cheer. Yeah,
1:48:07
the power that he has is just
1:48:10
absolute. And then if they find out
1:48:12
that you have a relative
1:48:14
overseas that's bad mouthing North Korea, your
1:48:16
family gets put into a fucking camp.
1:48:18
Yeah, yeah, and not only that, it's
1:48:20
a generation after generation thing. Like the
1:48:22
children, if you have children in the
1:48:24
camp, they're punished as well. Yeah,
1:48:28
it's terrible. It's so mysterious
1:48:30
too. But he likes basketball. He does? Maybe
1:48:33
Dennis Rodman can choose it all over. Yeah, if
1:48:35
I had to pick one eloquent NBA star, it
1:48:37
would be Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman sent him over
1:48:40
there with a bowling bag filled with mushrooms. And
1:48:43
just those two get together, meet God, just
1:48:47
like he'd fix this thing. He'd take that nuke
1:48:49
like it was a fucking three point
1:48:51
shot, he'd just reach up, stop it. Well,
1:48:54
what he's gotta do before anything in
1:48:56
that country is let those people be free.
1:49:00
That is literally like a cult. It's
1:49:02
like a cult. The power that
1:49:04
that one guy has and
1:49:06
that government has over their people. Have you
1:49:09
ever seen Yonmi Park talk about her experiences
1:49:11
in North Korea? No. Oh, was
1:49:13
she on here? Yes. Oh yeah, I
1:49:15
did see that. She escaped North Korea when she was
1:49:18
13. Yeah, that was crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. It's
1:49:20
crazy. Dude, and it's going into China. China
1:49:23
uses, I don't
1:49:25
wanna say which supermarket chain because I don't
1:49:28
wanna malign somebody, but one of the major
1:49:30
supermarket chains, they have meat
1:49:33
processing plants where China
1:49:35
brings in North Korean
1:49:37
slaves. They are
1:49:39
kept in barracks with barbed wire
1:49:41
fences and they work for 12, 14
1:49:44
hours a day, seven days a week. And
1:49:47
they get paid like
1:49:49
a hundred bucks a month. And
1:49:52
then they come back to North Korea after
1:49:56
like four or five years and
1:49:58
their families get this little five. and tidbit
1:50:00
of money, but they don't have a choice because
1:50:03
North Korea picks what they think are the
1:50:06
best examples of what North Korea
1:50:08
is because they want to look good to
1:50:10
China and they send those people over and
1:50:13
they're held, they worked as slaves for years.
1:50:17
And the American companies are buying food
1:50:20
from these plants in China.
1:50:22
Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's an
1:50:24
article in The New Yorker about it. Well,
1:50:26
if we're buying things, I mean, that's
1:50:28
one of the weirdest parts about manufacturing
1:50:30
going away in America because
1:50:33
so many of the things that
1:50:36
we buy are from mysterious places.
1:50:39
When people found out about what was going
1:50:41
on at the Foxconn factories that were making
1:50:43
iPhones, that they had fences and nets all
1:50:45
set up around the roof to keep people
1:50:48
from jumping off because so many
1:50:50
people- Suicide nets? Oh yeah. You've
1:50:52
never seen it? No. Fuck.
1:50:55
Show those images. So instead of fixing it, they said,
1:50:57
you know, let's just make it harder to die. These
1:51:01
people, they just, they don't want
1:51:03
to work here. Does the net, do you bounce off the net
1:51:05
back into the factory? Look at those nets. That's
1:51:09
to stop suicide. That's
1:51:11
how to stop suicide. That's how many people were
1:51:13
trying to kill themselves because
1:51:17
you're working 16 hours a day, you sleep
1:51:19
there, they have dormitories. And
1:51:21
this is why your phone costs X
1:51:23
instead of Y. And if we
1:51:25
had American factories making all
1:51:27
these things, you wouldn't have that consideration. You would
1:51:30
know, oh, they have to buy regulations and everybody
1:51:32
has to deal with this. Well, and this doesn't
1:51:34
even factor in the African mines where they're pulling
1:51:36
up the, what's the metal thing? The
1:51:39
cobalt mines where they
1:51:41
send people into these mines that
1:51:43
are like a mile deep and
1:51:46
you maybe make it back up, maybe
1:51:48
you don't, the elevator sometimes stop working.
1:51:50
You go down there for like
1:51:52
two or three days at a time in
1:51:54
the blackness. Have
1:51:57
you ever seen a video of the Chinese
1:51:59
mine collapsing? Now, see if
1:52:02
you can find that. There's been a
1:52:04
few, but there's one really good video
1:52:06
of this collapse of this mine. It's
1:52:08
fucking terrifying. Yeah. It's terrifying, dude.
1:52:10
Because it's basically they're dicked, they dunk
1:52:12
into the whole side of this hill,
1:52:15
and then it just falls on them. Wow.
1:52:17
This massive amount of dirt and land
1:52:20
and the smoke and the dust, you're
1:52:22
like, oh my God, how many people
1:52:24
are dead? Just crushed to death
1:52:26
so that you can have an iPhone. Watch
1:52:28
this. Look at
1:52:30
this. Holy shit. Holy shit,
1:52:33
dude. Where is
1:52:35
this mine, Jamie? What did it seem to be in? Mongolia.
1:52:38
Mongolia. Where in Mongolia?
1:52:40
Fuck, dude. Fuck.
1:52:45
Mines are terrifying. Yeah. You
1:52:47
know, you hear noises like creak,
1:52:50
creak.
1:52:53
And you're like, get the fuck out of here, where'd
1:52:55
you go? Just get out of here. That was the
1:52:57
Irish we all came over, we all went into the
1:52:59
mines. Well, all the people in the Appalachia.
1:53:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do
1:53:05
you know why they say those people in
1:53:07
Appalachia are more violent? Why? Because
1:53:09
they come from hurting populations. I
1:53:12
think it was in, was it in sapiens,
1:53:14
or whose book was that in? Maybe
1:53:17
one of Malcolm Gladwell's books. But basically
1:53:19
they're saying that the reason why there's
1:53:21
more like, when they used to have
1:53:23
feuds, like the Hatfields and
1:53:25
the McCoys, that type of thing, and they would tell
1:53:27
those people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that was sapiens.
1:53:29
Yeah. So the idea is that
1:53:31
these people who are farmers, well, it's very difficult
1:53:34
to steal all your corn. You know, you can't
1:53:36
steal all your corn. But you could steal someone's
1:53:38
sheep, all their sheep. And so if you're a
1:53:40
herder, you have to be on guard,
1:53:43
constantly, of thieves who come in and take
1:53:45
all your animals all at once. You have
1:53:47
to be super violent to protect your flock.
1:53:50
And those guys came over here with that
1:53:52
sort of attitude. Huh. Yeah.
1:53:55
That's funny, because you think of like, the shepherd
1:53:57
is this like kind of archetypal figure. this
1:54:00
guy who's just kind of laying back with
1:54:02
a piece of hayseed in his mouth, chilling
1:54:04
out, but now they're warriors. You have
1:54:06
to be. Yeah. Because
1:54:08
you'll lose all your food. Yeah. Like
1:54:10
if your family relies on those sheep, you have 20
1:54:13
sheep and you got to follow them and graze with
1:54:15
them. You have to bed down with them. Yeah. If
1:54:18
someone comes along and tries to... That's why cattle rustlers,
1:54:20
they would kill them. They would kill horse rustlers. People
1:54:22
stole horses and cows, but in the old West, it was one
1:54:25
of the worst things you could do. You
1:54:27
steal a man's horse, they'll fucking kill... You steal a car
1:54:29
today, you got a slap on the wrist. There's
1:54:31
guys out there that are still 14, 15 cars, nobody gives
1:54:34
a shit. Yeah. There's
1:54:36
this comic, I did Kill Tony last night.
1:54:38
This comic came up and he said he's
1:54:40
got a Kia and it's been stolen four
1:54:42
times this year. I guess Kia has some
1:54:45
kind of a defect and you
1:54:47
can read about it online, but it's like super
1:54:50
easy, like old school hot wiring. You can
1:54:52
just grab a Kia. Yeah,
1:54:55
I've heard about this. It gets stolen a
1:54:57
lot. Kia thefts. Big deal.
1:54:59
The only downside is once you do it, you've got a Kia. That's
1:55:04
the payoff. It's mostly kids though. Mostly kids doing it
1:55:06
for joy rides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can do it
1:55:08
in like 10 seconds. It's
1:55:11
happening all over the country. It's been happening for a few
1:55:13
years now. So they take it, go on a joy ride,
1:55:15
beat the shit out of it. Yeah, they're just driving crazy.
1:55:17
No, there's nothing more joyful than driving a Kia. Well,
1:55:20
I mean, if you don't have a car and you're just
1:55:22
trying to have fun, beat the fuck out of this Kia.
1:55:27
That's kind of hilarious. They could
1:55:29
just steal Kia's. Right, I know. But
1:55:31
there's junk. But they're cheap
1:55:33
and they don't break that much. Like if you just need
1:55:35
something to get around, it just sucks that they could steal
1:55:38
them so easy. So you're not going
1:55:40
to congratulate me? I
1:55:42
bought the Mustang. Oh, that's right. I sent
1:55:44
you a picture. That's right. I finally did
1:55:46
it. I've been talking to you about it
1:55:48
for 15 years. I wanted a Mustang and
1:55:50
I always had kids at college. I
1:55:53
get fucking worried about money. I
1:55:56
always spent my money on trips. Our family
1:55:58
travels a lot. That was a... Cars were
1:56:00
never a big thing, but yet there was always a Teenage
1:56:03
it's fucking wanted a Mustang and then finally
1:56:05
I just fucking did it like which one
1:56:08
you got six ago. It's just
1:56:10
a Mustang Which
1:56:12
what what model T
1:56:15
the eco boost you got the six cylinder engine.
1:56:17
Yeah, I don't know what it is. How is
1:56:19
it? It's funny Yeah, I took it up into
1:56:22
the Malibu Hills at Santa Monica Mountains the other
1:56:24
day with my wife You've
1:56:26
got those little like serpentine roads
1:56:28
and fucking it handles
1:56:31
Unbelievable and it's so low to the ground you
1:56:34
turn and you just feel like you're turning with
1:56:36
the car Yeah, you're not used to a car
1:56:38
like that. No No, I was
1:56:40
driving a Prius and a Subaru. It was
1:56:43
awful Now I feel alive
1:56:45
for the first time. I knew you're gonna ask me was
1:56:47
a fucking GT here So I was yeah, if you're gonna
1:56:49
get a Mustang you gotta get a VA That's
1:56:52
that's a great Baby
1:56:55
step so now you're hooked. I mean Well
1:56:59
now I got a little more money too. Yeah, my
1:57:01
kids are out. Yeah, you're fine. Yeah Spending
1:57:04
money now spending like I'm looking like a
1:57:06
man. It's been a good I think
1:57:08
good couple years But like it's all going back I
1:57:10
put a lot of it into this special that I
1:57:12
shot at your club by the way at the mothership
1:57:15
I heard it's great out today. Oh, did you yeah?
1:57:17
Oh, that's nice to hear guys who saw it
1:57:19
when yeah Yeah, yeah, it was fun. It was
1:57:22
uh, you know because I was gonna
1:57:24
do it before the pandemic happened And then that
1:57:26
stalled it out and then I came back. I
1:57:28
shot it at one place Didn't
1:57:31
it meant too much to me to put out a
1:57:33
bad version of it So I edited for three months
1:57:35
and then I just fucking scrapped it entirely and
1:57:38
then when I did there we go and
1:57:40
then The great Adam Egett
1:57:42
said hey We'd
1:57:45
love to have you Joe would love to have you do
1:57:47
a special here And I was like are you fucking kidding
1:57:49
me and I came in
1:57:51
and I didn't have to do shit I didn't
1:57:53
have to like build a backdrop because all
1:57:55
Brian Simpson I think is the only guy that's put
1:57:57
a special out from this place so like that back
1:58:00
backdrop is beautiful and people
1:58:02
haven't seen it much. Yeah. So,
1:58:04
I don't think it matters anyway. Like, how many
1:58:06
fucking times have you seen people do stand up
1:58:09
from the cellar and you just see the brick
1:58:11
wall? You don't go, oh, that brick wall, I
1:58:13
can't even enjoy these jokes. Right, right, yeah, but
1:58:15
at the same time, like, I wanted it to
1:58:17
be special. It's been a long time since I
1:58:19
put a special out and this material is like,
1:58:21
again, I've been working on it for like eight
1:58:23
years. So I wanted it to
1:58:25
really pop and so I got in, I
1:58:27
bought in 800 pound gorilla, they shoot a lot
1:58:29
of the specials and they just, I
1:58:31
spent some money and I did it right and
1:58:34
fucking psyched about it. Nice, and is it gonna be
1:58:36
on YouTube? It's on YouTube right now, it comes out
1:58:38
today. YouTube is the move, man. It's
1:58:40
such a good move for like getting your stuff out
1:58:42
there. You know, you could get millions
1:58:45
of views and everybody can get it, you could get
1:58:47
it on your phone, you could share it. That's the
1:58:49
thing I love about YouTube is like someone can send
1:58:51
it to me, like a link to your
1:58:53
thing and I can just watch it right away, which is
1:58:55
nuts. There's no other platform like that. I
1:58:58
love that I can see the comments. I
1:59:00
mean, if you put it on Netflix or Comedy Central,
1:59:03
I guess there's gonna be some conversation on certain
1:59:05
places, but YouTube, it's right fucking
1:59:07
there. And you can
1:59:09
see how many people are watching it
1:59:11
and I just don't want my wife
1:59:14
and kids to watch the last 10 minutes, that's where I
1:59:16
start giving it to the old lady a little bit. Yeah,
1:59:20
tell them to steer clear. Yeah, they don't
1:59:22
need to see that. They don't need to see your act.
1:59:24
Come on, stay away from that, that's my business. Yeah, you
1:59:27
can see the- That's for the rest of the world. Yeah, you can
1:59:29
see the trips I take you on, that's all you need to care
1:59:31
about. Dad's Mustang, that's
1:59:33
all you're concerned about. Yeah, now that you're hooked, I'm gonna
1:59:35
get you into something more crazy. Oh yeah?
1:59:38
Yeah, yeah, yeah, next one. We're gonna step you up
1:59:40
a little bit. No shit. Yeah,
1:59:42
you need to feel like boom. You need
1:59:44
to feel some real excitement. Feel the rumble
1:59:46
under the balls. Yeah, real rumble. Boom.
1:59:50
You either hear a V8, you need to roll
1:59:52
the windows down and rev it in a parking structure.
1:59:55
Yeah. What was that Mustang
1:59:57
you drove into the comedy store one night? You
2:00:00
had like a 68 Fastback, was it? No,
2:00:03
no. That
2:00:05
was probably my Corvette.
2:00:08
No, you had a Mustang. No, I definitely
2:00:10
did. Oh, no, no, no. I had a more
2:00:13
modern Mustang. Oh, maybe that's what it was. I
2:00:15
had a Shelby GT500. It's
2:00:17
like a 2012 convertible. It was great. It
2:00:19
was very rumbly. Yeah, that was
2:00:21
fun. That car was ridiculous. Any gas
2:00:23
at all when you're making a turn, the ass-hand
2:00:26
kicks out. Any gas at all. It was so
2:00:28
overpowered. Didn't have the fattest tires in
2:00:30
the world, but god damn, it was fun. That
2:00:33
was the first one of those cars that
2:00:35
I had ever gotten, whereas a modern muscle
2:00:37
car. I had had muscle cars before, like
2:00:39
the old school ones. But the modern ones are
2:00:41
even more fun to drive, because you can actually drive
2:00:44
them. They actually have good
2:00:46
brakes. They actually have good suspension. They're
2:00:48
designed well. If you get
2:00:50
like a modern, Mustang has
2:00:52
a thing called the Dark Horse. So the
2:00:55
Dark Horse is their top-end car that
2:00:57
you can get with a manual transmission. It's
2:00:59
fucking great. It's like 500 horsepower. It
2:01:03
handles really well. See if you can
2:01:05
find Mustang Dark Horse. That's
2:01:08
the top of the line before they get
2:01:10
into the GT500, which is only automatic. So
2:01:14
I think the Dark Horse is the last
2:01:16
one that you can get that's got a
2:01:18
standard transmission. I
2:01:21
need that. You have a muscle car. I need
2:01:23
that fucking. I
2:01:27
need that. That's it. That is
2:01:29
a sick car, man. That's a sick
2:01:31
car. I just love that they're still
2:01:34
making cars like this. They're just full-on
2:01:36
muscle cars, but with like performance suspensions
2:01:38
and great brakes now. Look
2:01:40
at that fucking itself. I know, because that was the rap
2:01:42
on old Mustangs is they were fast, but you went into
2:01:44
a corner and you like got slammed against the side of
2:01:46
the car. Look at that thing. Nasty.
2:01:50
Those are fun. I don't know what it is about
2:01:52
Mustangs. It's just the
2:01:54
American car to me. Well,
2:01:56
they're fucking incredible, man, and they've been around forever.
2:01:59
I have a six. I
2:02:01
have a
2:02:03
68, one that looks like Steve McQueen's one
2:02:05
from Bullet. Bullet. Yeah. Yeah.
2:02:09
Fucking great. Yeah, that's the one, the 68.
2:02:11
The great ... It's an American car, a
2:02:13
truly American car. Is it all new guts?
2:02:15
Oh yeah, it's all new. It's for this
2:02:17
company, Revology makes them. They take it
2:02:19
from the ground up. It's basically a 2023 1968 Mustang. Yeah.
2:02:24
I mean, even the doors close really well,
2:02:27
push button start. You feel like you're
2:02:29
driving a new car. Yeah.
2:02:31
But it sounds right. It feels right.
2:02:33
It's a rumbling. It's a boom. Like
2:02:35
it's exciting. Boom. Yeah.
2:02:40
I know my wife wanted me to get a Tesla and I was like, I
2:02:42
want to feel it. I want to feel
2:02:44
that fucking rumble. Tesla's actually faster though, isn't
2:02:47
it? Way faster. Yeah. My
2:02:49
Tesla's my fastest car, for sure, by far, not even close.
2:02:52
It's 1.9 seconds, zero to 60. Damn.
2:02:55
That's insanity. Well, it's insanity
2:02:57
because then people don't hear you coming and you're
2:02:59
going that much faster. That's
2:03:01
true. That's true. But it's also, it
2:03:03
gets you away from things. Like if
2:03:06
you see something about to happen, you
2:03:08
could get out of there quicker. You
2:03:11
can merge on the highway like instantaneously. You never
2:03:13
have to worry. Am I going fast enough? Like
2:03:15
if I merge in this lane, am I cutting
2:03:17
this too close? You could just, you're gone. And
2:03:20
are the brakes that much better? No.
2:03:23
No, you could get upgraded brakes though. There's
2:03:26
a company called Unplugged that will take
2:03:28
it and they put upgraded brakes. They
2:03:30
widen the fenders and put wider tires
2:03:33
on it and change the suspension and
2:03:35
make it totter. But
2:03:37
the brakes are good. The brakes on, they're
2:03:39
not the best brakes on my Tesla.
2:03:42
It's not like a Porsche's brakes, like
2:03:44
a Porsche with ceramic,
2:03:47
carbon ceramic brakes. Those are incredible.
2:03:49
Like if you get like a
2:03:51
really good modern brake setup, six
2:03:54
piston, six front brakes, this
2:03:56
big calipers, those things can really
2:03:58
fucking slow. down a car quickly.
2:04:01
So the Tesla's not as good as those,
2:04:03
but it's good enough. But it's a heavy
2:04:05
ass car too. They're having a problem with
2:04:08
guardrails. I was reading this thing about electric
2:04:10
cars. They drove one of those Rivian trucks.
2:04:12
It just goes right through those guardrails because
2:04:14
it's way heavier than a regular car. Oh,
2:04:16
no shit. Yeah, you have to think about
2:04:18
that. Yeah, Rivian's had a big call back.
2:04:20
I think they're okay now, but they called
2:04:22
back like every one of them at one
2:04:24
point. Oh, for what? Like a year ago.
2:04:27
I can't remember what it was, but ... You
2:04:29
know what's incredible? Have you seen a Lucid? Lucid
2:04:31
Sapphire? No. Lucid Sapphire is
2:04:33
... The company's kind of struggling. They're having
2:04:35
a hard time selling these things. But
2:04:38
I think they have some Saudi Arabian money now, so
2:04:40
maybe they're going to be okay. But they have a
2:04:42
thing called a Sapphire that's one of
2:04:45
the most insane electric cars ever built. Wow. It's
2:04:48
like a Mercedes. Incredible attention
2:04:50
to detail. Incredible interior.
2:04:53
Luxurious. And zero to 60 is
2:04:56
even faster than my car. I think their zero
2:04:58
to 60 is something bonkers, like 1.7 seconds. Wow.
2:05:02
Yeah. Scroll back up where it says the
2:05:04
acceleration. Here it goes. Okay. 2.2 seconds to
2:05:06
60 miles an hour,
2:05:09
quarter mile of 9.28 seconds, which
2:05:11
is bananas for a car. That
2:05:15
is so crazy. Yeah. I
2:05:18
mean, it's so fast, but it also has
2:05:20
incredible ... So it says, the timer backs
2:05:22
this up with more outrageous numbers. Zero to
2:05:24
60 in 1.9 seconds, and then a 9.05
2:05:26
second at 154 miles per
2:05:32
hour for the quarter mile,
2:05:35
which is bananas. That's so fast.
2:05:38
And it handles really well. Great brakes. Have
2:05:41
you taken a Tesla onto a track? No.
2:05:44
But it's a lot more expensive. I think those are like
2:05:47
... That one, the Sapphire,
2:05:49
I think that's like a quarter million dollars. Where
2:05:51
is it from? I believe it's an
2:05:53
American car. At least it's made in
2:05:55
America. I think they make them in Arizona. Insane
2:05:58
car though. 250
2:06:00
grand. Yeah. So
2:06:02
they're doing cars like that now where
2:06:05
it has all these things, but
2:06:08
you still have to charge it. But
2:06:10
now Samsung apparently is coming out
2:06:12
with a new battery for
2:06:15
electric vehicles that they've apparently
2:06:17
been working on that can charge
2:06:19
in nine minutes and
2:06:21
it has a 600 mile range. I heard
2:06:23
about that. Yeah. That's a game changer.
2:06:26
Game changer. Yeah. Nine minutes is
2:06:28
a game changer. It's a game changer. Yeah.
2:06:30
But I'm going to plug it in
2:06:33
and I'm going to run away because
2:06:35
who fucking knows how long the amount
2:06:37
of juice that's going to that battery
2:06:39
is. Who knows if a gas gets
2:06:41
loose or who fucking knows, man. I
2:06:43
don't want to be nowhere near those
2:06:45
batteries. Yeah. That scares the shit out of
2:06:48
me. I know. You've seen those
2:06:50
videos of guys getting in elevators with
2:06:52
e-car batteries or e-bike batteries and the
2:06:55
batteries explode. Yeah. I've seen that.
2:06:57
And they just fry. This is burned
2:06:59
down because if you leave it charged
2:07:02
in your garage, it will
2:07:04
ignite sometimes. And it blasts fire. It
2:07:06
doesn't just light on fire. It blasts
2:07:08
fire. It's like it's all condensed in
2:07:10
there. And when it goes, it goes
2:07:12
like a fucking fire bomb. There's
2:07:15
a video of a guy in an
2:07:17
elevator. It's horrific. He sets it down
2:07:19
on the ground and it just sparks
2:07:21
and then just full on fills the
2:07:23
elevator with fire. There's nowhere to hide.
2:07:26
That guy just cooks alive inside that
2:07:28
elevator. Imagine that. You're
2:07:30
trying to save a few bucks by
2:07:33
getting an electric bike and you burn
2:07:35
your house down. It's also this ridiculous
2:07:37
thing that we have where we think
2:07:39
that that's eco-friendly. I'm going to be
2:07:41
eco-friendly. I'm going to drive my electric
2:07:43
bike. That is not
2:07:45
eco-friendly. Like you're using electricity. That
2:07:47
electricity probably requires somewhere,
2:07:50
somewhere, someone's burning something to
2:07:52
make that electricity. Whether it's
2:07:55
coal or it could be natural gas. Something's
2:07:58
happening where there's a combustion. And
2:08:00
that's how you're getting this electricity. What is
2:08:02
that putting in there? You lazy bitch? Just
2:08:05
ride your bike like a regular bike rider
2:08:07
you fucking lazy bitch That don't show me
2:08:09
this that also doesn't even get into what
2:08:11
we're talking about with the cold-bolt Mining that
2:08:13
has to go into it and the disposal
2:08:15
of the batteries which nobody really understands I
2:08:17
change my mind show it to Greg. I
2:08:20
was saying don't show it to me, but show it show it
2:08:22
to Greg Greg Let me see this so this poor dude. He
2:08:24
sets it down Now look
2:08:27
oh, it's before even set it down, bro.
2:08:29
It just yeah death just
2:08:32
death Yeah It
2:08:35
freaks me out Jamie They
2:08:39
couldn't someone looked into what this
2:08:41
was and there's a lot of stories on what it may
2:08:43
have been Not really sure what I'll
2:08:45
tell you what a lug you know what lugs your
2:08:47
hotel is you put me up in this beautiful hotel
2:08:49
and And the elevators are
2:08:52
always there That's the difference between a good hotel and
2:08:54
a bad hotel right when you have to wait no
2:08:56
matter what floor you're on you push the But I
2:08:58
swear to God two seconds that thing is there and
2:09:00
then I'm in the middle of I'm on the road
2:09:02
for a month Right now I'm home for two days
2:09:04
because I'm out promoting the special and doing road work
2:09:06
on the weekends in between so
2:09:09
I was like yesterday, I was like fuck I got to do some
2:09:11
laundry and So I
2:09:13
look on my Google Maps is there a
2:09:16
place for drop-off service? Nothing I would
2:09:18
have to drive like 15 minutes in an uber so I
2:09:20
was like fuck it I'll just do the hotel laundry and
2:09:22
it's like a luxury hotel So I
2:09:24
put my clothes into the into the
2:09:26
bag was five pairs of socks five
2:09:28
t-shirts and five person underwear Came back.
2:09:30
It was a hundred and five dollars
2:09:35
You could have bought those I Exactly
2:09:38
that's where Dom Irares do that he used
2:09:40
to buy fresh underwear and fresh socks everywhere.
2:09:42
He went no shit. Yeah Yeah,
2:09:45
he was I want to wash them yeah Right
2:09:56
right and
2:09:58
I don't buy expensive socks You
2:10:00
know? But I
2:10:02
had already turned. Again, who's making those
2:10:04
socks? That's right. You know
2:10:06
the Sheen? Is that that clothing company that
2:10:09
sells stuff real cheap? I don't know. Remember
2:10:11
that, Jamie? Sheen? I
2:10:13
was just reading something today about people
2:10:15
finding letters, like, please help me.
2:10:17
I have dental pain, that kind of shit.
2:10:19
I'm forced to be stuck here. Did
2:10:22
Sheen get in trouble for using child labor? Is there
2:10:24
something about that? And
2:10:27
what store is selling Sheen? I mean, I know.
2:10:29
I think it's an online thing. OK. Because I
2:10:31
know sometimes the big ones, like
2:10:33
Walmart, they get in trouble for some of
2:10:35
the places they shop. Well, that's the thing,
2:10:37
man. It's like if you're buying something from
2:10:39
an American store, you have no idea where
2:10:42
it was made and how it was made. Conspiracy
2:10:45
theory claiming Sheen workers sent pleas for
2:10:47
help in clothing. He has tens of
2:10:49
millions of views on TikTok. There's no
2:10:51
evidence of support in this particular theory,
2:10:53
despite criticism of Sheen's business model. Yeah,
2:10:56
but Google Sheen in
2:11:00
trouble for child labor or confirms
2:11:02
child labor. There was something about
2:11:04
that today. There
2:11:07
was something in the news, child labor.
2:11:12
Yeah, OK. This
2:11:15
just says two cases. Sheen says it
2:11:17
found two cases of child labor in
2:11:19
its supply chain last year. So
2:11:21
you've got to think, right? They send their
2:11:24
stuff to factories to get those factories to
2:11:26
make their stuff. If
2:11:28
they found two in China, I
2:11:30
mean, China, they
2:11:33
protect what's going on
2:11:35
in these factories. Do you think, I
2:11:38
mean, does this count the North Koreans that are being
2:11:40
held? Right. Well,
2:11:42
maybe it's not for this company. Companies
2:11:44
said it did not find any cases of child labor in
2:11:46
Q4 of 2023. That's
2:11:48
real specific. Did you look? So
2:11:51
if there's a startup that was only found during Q3 or
2:11:54
something earlier in the year? They
2:11:56
weren't doing it anymore. Which
2:11:58
is weird, because that was the one. the kids name
2:12:00
that they caught doing the child name. It
2:12:04
should be made in America. You should be able to buy
2:12:06
American stuff. And there's not that
2:12:09
many companies that are selling things in America,
2:12:11
unfortunately. Tom's Shoes. Tom's
2:12:14
Shoes? Yeah. Is
2:12:16
that what you buy? It's called Tom's. Yeah. They
2:12:19
sell you a pair of shoes and they donate a pair
2:12:21
to a third world kid that has no shoes. Oh, that's
2:12:23
nice. You know those barefoot kids? Yeah, that's nice. Not
2:12:26
barefoot anymore. There you go. What
2:12:28
are the companies? I guess Patagonia, they're very
2:12:31
conscious about where they manufacture. Well, I
2:12:33
would imagine any of those rocky
2:12:36
mountain climbing people companies,
2:12:39
like North Face. It'd have to
2:12:41
be pretty ecological. I heard REI's
2:12:43
not doing good. What do
2:12:45
you mean? The company? Their practices or the
2:12:47
company? No, the company's not doing good. Dude, I fucking
2:12:49
love that company. Love that place. They got one in
2:12:51
Marina Del Rey that's huge. I
2:12:53
don't know, I get so excited just walking through the
2:12:55
aisles finding cool shit. It's the only place where you
2:12:57
buy waterproof matches on a whim. I can't, I might
2:12:59
need those. Right. I
2:13:02
need a canteen that I can also take a shit into. I
2:13:04
need a 100,000 lumen flashlight. Case
2:13:08
is a fucking raccoon in my garbage. Boom,
2:13:11
motherfucker. Do you see
2:13:13
those flashlights they have?
2:13:16
Oh, yeah. They have crazy flashlights.
2:13:19
Yeah, yeah. Some of those
2:13:21
LED flashlights, they're so powerful.
2:13:23
It's bananas. But we
2:13:26
used to have flashlights, they were bullshit.
2:13:28
I know. They had that one stupid
2:13:30
bulb and that silver reflective area on
2:13:32
the outside supposed to amplify the light
2:13:34
from this one shitty light bulb. And
2:13:36
you had to put in those giant
2:13:39
double D batteries that weighed like eight pounds
2:13:41
to carry it around. I think they all
2:13:43
need those now. Well I think with these
2:13:46
really high lumen lights, the LEDs don't draw
2:13:48
much electricity. Dude, all my camping stuff is
2:13:50
solar. Really? Yeah, my
2:13:52
lanterns are all solar. It's great. They
2:13:55
collapse, it's collapsible. And
2:13:57
then it pops up, I think it's a Coleman.
2:13:59
And it collapses. and then it pops up and
2:14:01
then charges. It's got a nice light. My friend
2:14:03
Adam Greentree, he does a lot of these solo
2:14:06
hunts where he goes into the back country
2:14:09
for like a month at a time, just
2:14:11
him by himself living off the land. And
2:14:13
he has this, it's like a tarp you
2:14:15
lay out. It's a solar tarp, like you
2:14:17
unfold it. And he uses it
2:14:19
to charge his phone, charge his cameras, like anything
2:14:21
he wants to charge. Yeah, I
2:14:24
bet you those boats, those people that take
2:14:26
a boat from Hawaii to mainland
2:14:28
US, they must have, everything
2:14:30
must be solar. You have to have something solar.
2:14:32
You have to have at least some kind of
2:14:35
backup. Like if your generator goes down, you're
2:14:37
stuck in the middle of the fucking ocean, you can't even
2:14:39
rescue, you know, like send a
2:14:41
rescue message. Yeah. Dude, if
2:14:43
you told me we're gonna send you
2:14:45
on a sailboat to Hawaii, I would
2:14:47
be like, I'll just die, you could
2:14:50
just, you could kill me. Going
2:14:52
into storms with 20 foot
2:14:55
waves on a sailboat. In the middle of
2:14:57
the ocean, dude. In the middle of the
2:14:59
ocean. How about that guy that
2:15:01
died in Italy? You hear that story, that crazy story?
2:15:04
So there's this guy who was on
2:15:06
trial. He was some billionaire character who
2:15:09
was on trial for, forget what
2:15:11
the charges were, but
2:15:13
there was a very low probability of him
2:15:15
beating the case and he went up beating
2:15:17
it. And then he's on
2:15:20
the island of Sicily. He's
2:15:22
around Sicily in the ocean and
2:15:25
a water spout out of
2:15:27
nowhere hits his boat, sinks
2:15:29
him and kills him. I
2:15:31
believe killed his daughter and maybe a
2:15:33
few other people as well. And then
2:15:35
some people swim to safety. Oh. But
2:15:40
what are the odds that this water spout
2:15:43
takes out this one guy's yacht right
2:15:46
after this guy gets off on, apparently
2:15:48
allegedly ripping off a bunch of very
2:15:51
wealthy people. Oh, yeah.
2:15:53
Now his co-defendant gets
2:15:55
hit by a car. It's
2:16:00
killed too. No shit. Nothing to see here. Not
2:16:02
in Sicily that shit never happens in Sicily I
2:16:04
don't know if the codefender got killed in Sicily
2:16:06
the codefender might have got killed somewhere else, but
2:16:08
I know they're both dead. Damn. Quick Yeah,
2:16:11
it makes you wonder like don't Fuck
2:16:14
with rich people. Mm-hmm. Do not
2:16:16
yeah They cuz they can
2:16:18
make someone rich to get rid of you. Mm-hmm. Like
2:16:22
what do you how much you think you're worth? Like
2:16:24
if someone's worth 80 billion dollars and you rip them
2:16:26
off for like five billion dollars like I want this
2:16:29
motherfucker good yeah, and you have what you go for
2:16:31
a walk on a beach with a guy and Everybody
2:16:34
leaves their cell phones at home. You explain how it's
2:16:36
all gonna get done Yeah, and a water
2:16:38
spout just shows up in the middle of the ocean What
2:16:41
are they you they use in
2:16:43
satellites? What access to fucking killer
2:16:45
weather technology? They really have? Yeah
2:16:47
What do they have like
2:16:49
let's assume this is a conspiracy because it might not
2:16:51
have been it might be God God
2:16:54
might have said fuck this guy Yeah, which
2:16:56
is horrible because he also said fuck the
2:16:58
guy's daughter and a bunch of people working
2:17:00
on the boat But if God did that
2:17:02
it's pretty crazy, right? That's one option one
2:17:04
option is it's some strange karma that God
2:17:06
just decided It's your time another option is
2:17:08
just complete complete coincidence. Just this took place
2:17:10
to this guy He's just on the ocean
2:17:12
shit happens. It's just crazy Just
2:17:14
circumstance and people are gonna attribute it to a
2:17:16
conspiracy The other
2:17:19
possibility is that they can do that that
2:17:21
some force in the world
2:17:23
has the kind of technology that
2:17:26
can direct a storm
2:17:28
to a very specific spot that
2:17:30
can create a water spout exceeding
2:17:32
the clouds or something something probably
2:17:35
more important more Complicated than that
2:17:37
like some sort of a direct
2:17:39
energy weapon like
2:17:41
something where they can Do
2:17:44
something with the ionosphere do something with
2:17:46
lasers? I don't what the fuck they're
2:17:48
using but some kind of technology that
2:17:50
can Amplify weather and
2:17:52
point it to a very specific
2:17:54
place Which is crazy
2:17:56
to think like imagine if there's a
2:17:59
hurricane machine out there. If
2:18:01
we know that like Japan starts talking shit. Oh, yeah,
2:18:03
you want to talk some shit? And
2:18:07
you don't even know you can do hurricanes. So if
2:18:09
you don't know that we're creating the hurricane you think
2:18:11
you just got hit by a hurricane like
2:18:14
how much Control do
2:18:16
they have over storms or
2:18:19
sieges like a siege used to be you surrounded
2:18:21
the city and you kept any food from coming
2:18:23
in Now how about a
2:18:25
drought for a year? Right,
2:18:28
right. Maybe they can do that Well,
2:18:30
they know what does this story says?
2:18:32
But the potentially could have been avoided
2:18:34
if the Ship had
2:18:36
been I don't know to say treated or cared
2:18:38
for correctly because they knew that the storm is coming
2:18:40
and they didn't do Some things they should
2:18:42
have done including button down all
2:18:45
the hatches lift up the anchor And
2:18:48
a few other things were on the list. I saw so
2:18:50
they're like there's an investigation going and they
2:18:52
might have Interesting
2:18:54
slaughter charges or something probable that
2:18:56
offenses were committed Because
2:18:59
of the way that people set the boat up.
2:19:01
Yeah, they're not even positive If like it they
2:19:03
could have survived that storm if those things were
2:19:05
done Stop trying to be a party pooper.
2:19:07
I'm trying to be more So
2:19:10
imagine if you do have control of
2:19:12
the weather, what would you do you start a storm first? Can't
2:19:15
just have this water spout appear out of nowhere. Let's start
2:19:17
a fucking storm guys out there boating. Okay, let's start a
2:19:19
storm Like can they start
2:19:21
a storm? Well, how much control I mean,
2:19:23
I don't know anything about it Except like
2:19:26
what do they call it cloud seeding like
2:19:28
it's really how much how much control do we
2:19:30
have over the weather now? Well
2:19:33
cloud seeding is real.
2:19:35
They do it in Abu Dhabi once a
2:19:37
week So they have it
2:19:40
rains once a week in Abu Dhabi because
2:19:42
they're insanely wealthy, right? And they're like wouldn't
2:19:44
be nice if it rained so let's fucking
2:19:46
make it rain So there's chemicals e spray
2:19:48
in the clouds and it's something about it
2:19:50
changes the weight of the water vapor has
2:19:52
to be clouds Yeah, I
2:19:54
think there has to be clouds but there's kind of
2:19:56
always clouds like some clouds in
2:19:59
Dubai though Recently they had a disaster
2:20:01
where they they fucked up and they over
2:20:03
amped and they got more rain than they've
2:20:05
had in seven years And so
2:20:08
there's like supercars like floating down the street
2:20:10
like mad flooding because they don't really have
2:20:12
the inner Infrastructure to deal with that kind
2:20:14
of water like just pouring down. Did you
2:20:17
see any of that footage now? I'm
2:20:19
pretty sure this has all been They've
2:20:22
all tied this into the cloud seeding See
2:20:25
if that's true But the footage
2:20:27
of the the flood is fucking bonkers So
2:20:29
if there's cloud seeding will there not be
2:20:32
fighting between places about who gets to pull
2:20:34
the water from the clouds? Because
2:20:36
you'll exhaust the air in the water eventually
2:20:39
in the in the sky eventually I
2:20:42
wonder if that's true I Wonder if
2:20:44
there's more up there than we think there
2:20:46
is and I wonder what the negative consequences
2:20:48
are like does it have an effect? On
2:20:51
other parts of the world so that heavy
2:20:53
rainfall continues to pound UAE Several
2:20:56
flights cancelled so it was I had some
2:20:58
friends that were over there while this was
2:21:00
happening They said it was nuts like they're
2:21:03
just not designed for that. So buildings were
2:21:05
leaking like everything was flooded Like
2:21:09
these buildings are not really set up. Look at
2:21:11
all those cars like sunk underwater these buildings Some
2:21:13
of them are not really set up. Look at
2:21:15
the fucking airport. That's nuts. It's like a swimming
2:21:17
pool Did they're not set up
2:21:19
for this kind of rainfall or any kind of
2:21:22
rainfall? They probably did a shit
2:21:24
job building them. They didn't weatherproof them You're
2:21:27
in the desert sometimes that shit backs
2:21:30
up. Yeah, but this is like raining
2:21:32
for days. So was it because
2:21:34
of cloud seeding? Does
2:21:38
it say Google
2:21:40
that see if it's I'm pretty sure they attributed
2:21:42
to the cloud seeding Which
2:21:45
is not so they can do that's wild so
2:21:47
we can make it rain that yeah So
2:21:53
that's kind of simple though That's
2:21:56
not starting a storm and it's certainly not
2:21:59
directing a storm So
2:22:01
it makes you wonder, okay, that seems
2:22:03
pretty straightforward, how they do the
2:22:05
cloud seeding, but is
2:22:07
there any sort of technology
2:22:10
that's even feasible that would
2:22:12
allow you to manipulate the
2:22:14
weather? So if we understand
2:22:16
the conditions in which certain
2:22:18
storms emerge, like hurricanes,
2:22:21
it has to do with the
2:22:24
warming of the ocean, like
2:22:26
the ocean water and then a cold
2:22:29
front coming above it. There's a bunch
2:22:31
of different factors that happen, like would
2:22:33
it be possible to mimic those conditions
2:22:35
or to artificially stimulate those conditions?
2:22:39
Is it even feasible? How would
2:22:41
you warm the ocean? That's insane, so big. How
2:22:43
are you going to do that? I'm saying this is
2:22:45
just a crazy weather event that happened with a low
2:22:47
pressure system not moving right. They had forecasted that it
2:22:49
was going to happen. Did
2:22:52
they do any cloud seeding, though? There's reports
2:22:54
that cloud seeding may have had the thing,
2:22:56
but BBC says they're unable to independently identify
2:22:58
whether cloud seeding took place. Right,
2:23:01
because if I was working for the UAA, I'd be like, I don't know
2:23:03
what the fuck you're talking about, cloud seeding.
2:23:05
Do you know how much insurance is involved in all
2:23:07
this? No, no, no, this just happened. Do you know
2:23:09
how much money is lost there? Just
2:23:12
think of that. Think of how much repairs,
2:23:14
how many cars got drowned. I
2:23:16
didn't do it. I don't know what the fuck you're
2:23:18
talking about, cloud seeding. What is this, a
2:23:20
science fiction movie, bitch? It's 20
2:23:22
people. That's the Department of Cloud Seeding. We're not
2:23:24
clouds seeding. And they fucked up. We're not cloud
2:23:26
seeding. It rained. It rained in
2:23:28
the middle of the desert. By the way, the BBC, when
2:23:31
I think about ... Because everybody talks
2:23:33
about which news sources can you trust,
2:23:35
and neither side trusted the other side.
2:23:37
BBC kind of feels like the place
2:23:39
we can all go, that's pretty good.
2:23:42
They're pretty good. It's
2:23:45
real hard with anything that's a corporation. If
2:23:48
you really want to get news, get
2:23:51
some unbiased news. There's
2:23:53
a thing ... What is it called? It's
2:23:56
basically just ... fact-driven
2:24:00
news stories, no editorial bend to
2:24:02
it whatsoever. Not owned by a
2:24:05
board that's on one side or
2:24:07
the other. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly.
2:24:11
So I get that. Somehow I trust like... BBC's pretty
2:24:13
good. Guardian, BBC... But anybody that's
2:24:15
got some sort of an agenda,
2:24:18
any one way or the other, whether it's to
2:24:21
minimize one
2:24:25
person's activity or maximize
2:24:27
another person's... Just
2:24:29
tell me what happened. Tell me who did
2:24:31
what and what took place. Don't
2:24:36
give me any words like far right. Don't
2:24:38
say extremist. Don't say any of
2:24:41
that stuff. Just tell me what a human being did,
2:24:43
what another human... What started this? Well,
2:24:45
that's why I prefer People
2:24:47
magazine over us because when I see
2:24:50
Ben Affleck with the giant Starbucks cup
2:24:52
and it says, he's just like us,
2:24:54
I'm like, fucking, that's it. That's
2:24:57
the real deal. That's fact. I
2:25:00
used to read People magazine
2:25:02
every week. My wife was
2:25:05
working at a doctor's office
2:25:07
and I'd say, fucking steal
2:25:09
that People magazine. So nuts.
2:25:12
I just love... I don't know why. It's
2:25:14
because it's so much... After all the other
2:25:16
bullshit news that you're looking at, just to
2:25:18
go like, all right, just I want to
2:25:20
see a country singer who's got a new
2:25:22
fucking baby and it's sweet. It's
2:25:25
all just super low
2:25:27
frequency information. I
2:25:29
used to love those fake ones. Which
2:25:32
ones were the ones that were talking about
2:25:35
Bigfoot and UFOs all the time? The National
2:25:37
Enquirer? No, not that one. National Enquirer was
2:25:39
like gossipy stuff. World
2:25:41
News. World News Report. Yeah,
2:25:43
yeah. That's the one. Those
2:25:45
were great. They had the worst Photoshop
2:25:47
pictures. I'm like, give me that. What
2:25:49
did you do? What did you do?
2:25:53
My father was in broadcasting and he did a
2:25:55
lot of voiceovers. One
2:25:57
of his accounts was the National
2:25:59
Enquirer. And and
2:26:02
his voice would come out every week all the commercials
2:26:04
for National Enquirer would come on and Just
2:26:11
let me see some of those look at
2:26:13
the Batchild look at that look at the
2:26:15
Batchild found in cave Hillary Clinton adopts alien
2:26:17
baby Does
2:26:21
look like Chelsea a little bit there's back Batchild cave
2:26:24
look at that Batboy leads cops at
2:26:26
three-state chase First
2:26:29
photos of heaven Computer
2:26:36
virus spreads to humans Princess
2:26:39
Diana's alive Batboy side
2:26:42
in New York City Batboy got a lot
2:26:44
of coverage. Yeah, a lot of episodes. Yeah
2:26:46
pregnant man gives birth Look that was ridiculous
2:26:48
back then now. It's like of course of
2:26:50
course he gave birth. Oh My
2:26:53
god, there's Bigfoot runaway bride But
2:26:56
look at the bride clearly like
2:26:58
a holograph they even try drawing It's
2:27:02
a Bigfoot with a fucking veil on oh
2:27:06
My god fat cat owns 23 old ladies Titanic
2:27:13
captain found a lifeboat Oh
2:27:22
They were so good Yeah,
2:27:24
it was just they was just ridiculous
2:27:26
enough to give me that yeah, give
2:27:28
me that what did you do? Yeah,
2:27:34
yeah, oh yeah, there was always Bigfoot
2:27:36
a lot of Bigfoot story. Oh Jackie
2:27:39
with crippled Kennedy proving. He didn't die in
2:27:42
Dallas. Oh, yeah, he just got crippled Yeah,
2:27:44
it's getting shot in the head will make
2:27:46
you crippled on your it's funny. Just circle
2:27:48
a blurry photo. That's him They
2:27:55
just lied to you but they lied the lies
2:27:57
are so ridiculous. It's like it's okay. Yeah, like
2:28:00
some kind of fraud we allow. We
2:28:02
allow preachers, televangelists.
2:28:07
Preachers, how about fucking religion?
2:28:10
Oh yeah. How about this new kind
2:28:12
of like, the
2:28:15
Christians are taking over the
2:28:17
country and forcing us to put the
2:28:19
10 commandments on the sides of fucking courthouses
2:28:21
and get it taught in schools. How's doing
2:28:23
that? It's a fantasy. Wait a minute, who's
2:28:25
doing that? What, the courthouses? Yeah,
2:28:28
where's that happening? What
2:28:30
state is that? Maybe it's Texas, I
2:28:33
don't know. Really? Yeah.
2:28:35
Was the 10 commandments always there? Or
2:28:38
are they trying to reintroduce it, or are they trying to
2:28:40
introduce it? Well, there's
2:28:42
different 10 commandments, first of all. Like, there's
2:28:44
the Catholic 10 commandments and then there's the
2:28:46
Lutheran 10 commandments, so I don't even know
2:28:49
which one they're using. But
2:28:52
is it Alabama? One of the states
2:28:54
is forcing
2:28:56
them to put the 10 commandments. Really?
2:28:59
I don't even find that. What's the other
2:29:01
side of courthouses? ACLU sues over 10 commandments
2:29:04
in courthouse, saying biblical text violates religious liberty,
2:29:06
and this is from 2001. 2001,
2:29:09
no, this is in the last year. Are
2:29:11
you sure you haven't been just on the liberal news
2:29:14
report? Positive. Probably get it in Venice. You guys all
2:29:16
lie to each other. It's all about
2:29:18
homeless people and the 10 commandments. I was just worried
2:29:20
about a monument in between the Texas State Capitol building
2:29:22
and the State Supreme Court building, but I don't know
2:29:24
if that's true. Oh, it's just a monument? It
2:29:26
stood on grounds between Texas State Capitol building
2:29:29
and the State Supreme Court building. Monument was
2:29:31
one of several scattered around the Capitol grounds.
2:29:33
Its location did not draw special attention to
2:29:35
it. That's not it. Do
2:29:38
you know what scholars from Israel think the
2:29:40
10 commandments were? Moses and the
2:29:42
burning bush, like that whole thing? Yeah. They
2:29:44
think it was DMT. They think that the
2:29:46
Acacia bush is very rich in
2:29:48
DMT, and they think it's indicative
2:29:51
of a psychedelic experience. And this
2:29:53
is the, instead of smoking this
2:29:55
compound, it's a burning bush. This
2:29:57
is how you would get the analogy. when
2:30:00
you're dealing with a story that's told over a thousand
2:30:02
years before it's ever written down and it's translated in
2:30:04
all these different languages, but if you break it down
2:30:06
to what it is, these scholars now believe that it's
2:30:09
some sort of a psychedelic experience when it comes back
2:30:11
and said, God has given us these rules to live
2:30:13
by. In that case, I'm in.
2:30:15
I'm in on those Ten Commandments. They came from
2:30:17
somewhere real then. Yeah. Well, I
2:30:19
think all of it, if you stop and think,
2:30:22
I always bring this up, but it's a good point. Like
2:30:24
in the beginning there was light. Well,
2:30:26
isn't that the Big Bang? I
2:30:29
mean, we believe in that. Like all
2:30:32
scientists that are studying the origins of the universe believe
2:30:34
in the Big Bang. There's new
2:30:36
people, like, well, not new, like Sir Roger
2:30:38
Penrose, who has been on the show before,
2:30:40
who now believes that the
2:30:43
Big Bang was the end of another
2:30:45
universe and that it's probably this endless
2:30:47
cycle. And it's not as simple as
2:30:50
there was nothing and then there was
2:30:52
something, that there's always this expansion and
2:30:54
contraction and then these cosmic events take
2:30:56
place. And they burst new universes. It
2:30:59
just manifests different types of life forms
2:31:01
at different times. That's all completely speculative,
2:31:03
right? What they do know
2:31:05
is what they can see, right? So what
2:31:08
they can see is some sort of evidence,
2:31:12
some sort of a background evidence of
2:31:14
this event that took place. They're
2:31:18
still arguing about how much time
2:31:20
ago it took, because the James
2:31:22
Webb Telescope, we've seen some
2:31:24
structures and some galaxies that are
2:31:26
so far away, they shouldn't have been able to form
2:31:29
in the amount of time that it took from the
2:31:31
current understanding of the Big Bang. And some people want
2:31:33
to push the Big Bang back 22 billion years
2:31:35
now instead of 13 billion years. But
2:31:38
it could be that that's just as far,
2:31:40
because that's 22 billion years it takes for
2:31:42
light to get there, to breach
2:31:44
us. But if it's 100 billion years,
2:31:46
that shit's never going to get there. We're never going
2:31:48
to see it. So if it goes back further and
2:31:50
further than that, it's just not available to us. We
2:31:52
don't have the ability to see it yet, but we
2:31:54
might. With
2:31:57
the James Webb, they can see far further back. new
2:32:00
telescopes they invent and new methods
2:32:03
of detection. They might be able to realize like there's
2:32:05
no end to this thing. Yeah. And
2:32:07
there was no beginning and it just keeps happening.
2:32:09
That makes it's more logical than it not being
2:32:12
true. I mean, there's obviously, I mean, all the
2:32:14
laws of physics are about the, you
2:32:17
know, energy and
2:32:19
mass not disappearing. It exists
2:32:21
in those different wavelengths that
2:32:23
all life exists. We're in such a
2:32:25
slim, you know, frame
2:32:29
of energy that,
2:32:32
and now I feel like I don't know what
2:32:34
the fuck I'm talking about. I know what you're
2:32:36
saying though. Yeah, but it's just, it's not logical
2:32:38
that there would be just this and not infinity.
2:32:41
It's silly, but it's also, even
2:32:43
if there wasn't, the universe is
2:32:45
so crazy. Just what we know. It
2:32:48
is, even if we said, oh, it's only
2:32:50
13.7 billion years old. Like,
2:32:52
do you don't even know what that means? You
2:32:55
know how fucking big that is? And by the
2:32:57
way, we're not at the end of it. It's
2:32:59
not like we're, like it blew up and we're
2:33:01
as far away. We look back, that's what we
2:33:03
see. No, it goes that far that way too.
2:33:05
So it's fucking immense beyond imagination.
2:33:07
You could put it into numbers.
2:33:09
You could write it down, billion,
2:33:11
this, that. It doesn't even register.
2:33:14
You can't imagine how long it would take
2:33:16
to get there. You can't imagine
2:33:18
if you're going to speed of light, something taking
2:33:20
13.7 billion years to
2:33:23
arrive at. It's so big that even if
2:33:25
that's it, if that's the whole thing, even
2:33:28
if it's finite, even if they define the
2:33:30
universe as a structure, it's finite and it
2:33:32
is X amount of billion years of light
2:33:34
year travel until you reach the end of
2:33:37
this structure, maybe it rotates into itself. Who
2:33:39
knows? It's still insane. So
2:33:42
the idea that it's not, it doesn't have a
2:33:44
boundary, that there's more of them, that there's a
2:33:46
multiverse, that there's an infinite number of them, that
2:33:48
they constantly, there's, one of the theories is that
2:33:51
in the center of every galaxy, there's a supermassive
2:33:53
black hole. And if you go
2:33:55
through that supermassive black hole, you will find another universe,
2:33:57
hundreds of billions of galaxies, each one of those supermassive
2:33:59
black holes. massive black hole in the middle of it,
2:34:01
go through that, hundreds of billions of universe, like that
2:34:04
it's never ending and fractal. Yeah,
2:34:06
and also the fact that we can
2:34:08
travel at a certain speed and the
2:34:11
fact that there isn't another life force
2:34:13
that can go instantaneously through incredible
2:34:15
distances. Probably for sure they can. Yeah.
2:34:19
I mean, we were talking the other day, I had
2:34:21
this guy on and we were talking about
2:34:23
imagine if you were living in the Roman
2:34:25
Empire and you showed them a garage door
2:34:27
opener, they'd be like, what the fuck? This
2:34:29
is crazy. You're nowhere near that thing, you
2:34:31
press a button and it goes up. That's
2:34:34
nuts. It's a radio frequency, something you
2:34:36
can't see, feel or touch. We
2:34:39
think it's so crazy, but it might be how we
2:34:42
travel through space in the future. Just
2:34:45
zip to some new spot. Be
2:34:47
super normal for us. Like, well, you're going
2:34:49
to fly there like an idiot with a
2:34:51
jet engine. You're going to need stopovers to
2:34:54
refuel. Yeah, and you hope you don't get
2:34:56
hit by a micro meteorite along the way
2:34:58
and you get annihilated. You hear
2:35:00
about those people that are stuck in the space station?
2:35:02
Yeah. Baro, Elon has to
2:35:05
go rescue them. Is that what's going to happen? Yeah,
2:35:07
Boeing can't get them. They're having
2:35:09
failures with their jets. Apparently,
2:35:11
Boeing at one time was talking shit about
2:35:13
SpaceX and now Elon's talking shit
2:35:15
to Boeing. Oh, that's great. Because
2:35:18
they're going to have to go rescue those
2:35:20
people. Is Russia or China, is anybody else
2:35:22
going to the space station we can catch
2:35:24
a ride from? That would be nice. Yeah.
2:35:27
That would be nice. I don't know. But
2:35:29
I know you can't stay up there
2:35:31
too long. It's really bad for you.
2:35:33
I heard it's like nine months is the forecast right now
2:35:36
of how long they can stay up there? Do you know
2:35:38
when they're supposed to be there for? No. Eight
2:35:41
days. No. No.
2:35:43
And how long are they saying? I heard something like nine
2:35:45
months. This is no fewer than 240. The
2:35:49
Starliner will amount to no
2:35:51
fewer than 240 consecutive days since this space station. Yeah, nine
2:35:53
months. When did they run out of food? When
2:35:56
did they run out of food? When did they
2:35:58
start eating each other? Bro, when do they run out
2:36:01
of food? How much food
2:36:03
they have up there? How can they have enough food? How
2:36:05
is it even possible? What
2:36:08
do they do with their shit? They shoot
2:36:10
it out into space can't do that. What if
2:36:12
it lands on somebody? Kill
2:36:14
them. That's happened before. Really? Yeah, they
2:36:16
dropped out of planes frozen turds have
2:36:18
come through people's fucking house roofs Yeah,
2:36:22
like a brick of shit from the sky Boom,
2:36:25
imagine you're watching the Super Bowl like
2:36:27
this is amazing Brick
2:36:31
of frozen shit from 180 passengers
2:36:34
comes crashing through your kitchen
2:36:36
roof Who do you
2:36:38
call for that? Their ride is always
2:36:40
done that they just can't safely take it back Why
2:36:45
the Helium leaks
2:36:48
in several issues with smaller thrusters. It's been
2:36:50
docked at the space station This
2:36:52
is on so like earlier this week They
2:36:54
announced that it will undock without
2:36:56
a crew in early September and come back to
2:36:58
earth while they wait for their ride Sometime in
2:37:00
2025. Oh my god in 2025. We are in
2:37:03
August right now of 2024
2:37:08
talking about this would you want to not just get on the
2:37:10
thing and go with it? No Would
2:37:14
you take your chance I don't know oh you
2:37:16
might what if you're almost out of food, right?
2:37:18
You might take a chance, you know, what's so
2:37:20
fucking crazy is that it takes this long when
2:37:22
you think about like was it? 1969
2:37:25
when we went to the when we go to the moon That
2:37:31
they basically took with no
2:37:33
real computers with you
2:37:35
know, none of the technology we have
2:37:38
today they picture a 1969
2:37:41
fucking Camaro going up into
2:37:43
space they got up to
2:37:46
space In you
2:37:48
know and they did a space program that was
2:37:50
very accelerated They did this shit fast because Russia
2:37:52
had had thrown down the gauntlet. They had already
2:37:54
gotten there We wanted to get on the moon
2:37:56
first. Well, we all had Nazi scientists. Oh,
2:37:59
that's right Yeah, Russia got a bunch and
2:38:01
we got a bunch. But dude, they got
2:38:03
up there and then somebody hit a wrong button
2:38:06
when they I think that I guess this
2:38:08
was what was the Apollo? Yeah, they
2:38:10
hit a wrong button on the computer
2:38:12
and they went off course and they
2:38:16
Self-corrected on a fucking onboard computer because
2:38:18
you know if you miss the gravitational
2:38:20
pull Yeah, you just fucking spin out
2:38:22
into space and it's over and
2:38:25
these dudes somehow made it With
2:38:28
a v8 engine. They just got to the
2:38:30
moon I
2:38:33
think it was an eco boost And
2:38:37
then now today how is it that it still takes
2:38:40
us this long to do the same thing that they
2:38:42
did 50 years ago
2:38:44
Well, do you know that the Apollo missions
2:38:46
were the only time that they ever sent
2:38:49
a living thing into deep space and had to come
2:38:51
back alive What? Yeah
2:38:55
They never sent anything into deep space like they never
2:38:57
sent a monkey to the moon had to come back
2:38:59
alive to see if the people Could survive huh? The
2:39:01
first time they did it was with people Wow.
2:39:04
Yeah seems odd Seems
2:39:06
odd that no Mission other
2:39:09
than the Apollo missions has ever
2:39:11
been past Earth's gravity Yeah, so
2:39:13
the way all of these missions
2:39:15
like space station mission They're all
2:39:17
like 300 miles 350 miles
2:39:19
space shuttle missions. Everything's inside 300 miles Because
2:39:22
it's inside the Van Allen radiation belts. This
2:39:24
is immense band of radiation that
2:39:27
covers the earth that Lasts
2:39:29
I forget how many thousands of miles,
2:39:31
but it's it's outside of where all
2:39:33
the space travel is Yeah, except the
2:39:35
Apollo's they went through it. No problem
2:39:37
and They
2:39:39
try to blow a hole through it
2:39:41
once they actually ignited a nuclear bomb
2:39:44
in space It was operation starfish prime
2:39:46
as they shot a nuke up into
2:39:48
space to try to clear a pathway
2:39:51
So they could like shoot a rocket through it and
2:39:53
have no problems and it made it way more radioactive
2:39:56
Well, they had the opposite effect instead
2:39:58
of blowing a hole through it, it
2:40:00
just supercharged the belt. No shit. Yeah,
2:40:02
it was a crazy experiment. The
2:40:07
idea that they would shoot a rocket
2:40:09
into space and blow up a nuclear
2:40:11
bomb. Damn. Yeah, pull up our operation
2:40:14
start. What year was that? Oh, what's
2:40:18
that? Like pre-satellite? 67,
2:40:22
68, somewhere around then, maybe slightly earlier
2:40:24
than that. Okay. Because now you fuck
2:40:26
up all the telecommunications if you did
2:40:28
that. No, no, no, maybe. It depends
2:40:31
on where you do it, I guess. But
2:40:33
a solar flare could fuck up all of
2:40:35
our communications. Yeah. One good blast, and all
2:40:38
of our satellites are down. Starfish
2:40:40
Prime is a high altitude nuclear test conducted
2:40:42
by the... It's just a test, Gregory. A
2:40:45
joint effort of the Atomic Energy Commission and
2:40:48
the Defense Atomic Support... Oh, 62. It was
2:40:50
launched in Johnston Atoll in
2:40:53
July 9, 1962. It was the largest
2:40:55
nuclear test conducted in outer space and
2:40:58
one of five conducted by the US
2:41:00
in space. A Thor
2:41:03
rocket. Imagine your name on your
2:41:05
rocket. Thor. Thor. Containing
2:41:07
a W49 thermonuclear warhead designed
2:41:10
at Los Alamos Scientific Laboratory
2:41:12
and a MOK MK2
2:41:14
reentry vehicle was launched from
2:41:17
Johnston Atoll in the Pacific
2:41:19
Ocean about 900 miles
2:41:21
west, southwest of Hawaii. The explosion took
2:41:23
place at an altitude of 250 miles,
2:41:27
not that high. No. That's not that high.
2:41:30
That's right at the border of
2:41:32
where I think the belt started
2:41:34
around 300, 350, something like that.
2:41:37
Starfish test
2:41:40
was one of five high altitude tests grouped together
2:41:42
as Operation Fishbowl. I think in Hawaii
2:41:45
they had power outages because of it.
2:41:50
Wow. But did they
2:41:52
have power outages? Did they say they have power outages
2:41:54
in Hawaii? Does it say
2:41:56
anything? This is a whole Wikipedia on the thing, right?
2:42:00
Hmm, I believe
2:42:02
they did. I think that was one of the issues.
2:42:04
After effects. Okay,
2:42:07
here it goes. While some of the
2:42:09
energetic beta particles followed the Earth's
2:42:11
magnetic field and illuminated the sky,
2:42:13
other high energy electrons became trapped
2:42:15
in formed radiation belts around the
2:42:17
Earth. The added electrons increased
2:42:20
the intensity of the electrons within
2:42:22
the natural inner Van Allen radiation
2:42:24
belt by several orders of magnitude.
2:42:26
What? There was much uncertainty and
2:42:28
debate about
2:42:30
the composition, magnitude, and potential adverse
2:42:33
effects from the trap radiation after
2:42:35
the detonation. The weaponiers
2:42:37
became quite worried when three satellites
2:42:39
in low Earth orbit were disabled.
2:42:42
These included the TR AAC and
2:42:44
the transit 4B. The
2:42:46
half-life of the energetic electrons was
2:42:48
only a few days. At
2:42:51
the time it was not known that
2:42:53
solar and cosmic particle fluxes varied by
2:42:55
a factor of 10, and
2:42:57
energies could exceed 1 MeV,
2:42:59
whatever that means, in the months
2:43:01
that followed. These man-made radiation belts
2:43:03
eventually caused six or more satellites
2:43:05
to fail. As radiation
2:43:08
damaged their solar arrays or
2:43:10
electronics, including the first commercial
2:43:12
relay communications satellite, Telstar, as
2:43:15
well as the United Kingdom's first satellite,
2:43:19
detectors on Telstar, TR AAC engine, and
2:43:21
Area 1 were used to measure the
2:43:23
distribution of the radiation produced by the
2:43:25
tests. So we fucked
2:43:28
up England's satellite. Those guys are out of their
2:43:30
fucking minds. That's insane. Hey, fuck it. Let's
2:43:32
try this. They're so crazy. Oh my
2:43:35
God. Oh wait, look at this. Exposure
2:43:37
in outer space, the fallout from starfish
2:43:39
prime, was less than other ground tests.
2:43:41
Estimate for its health impacts and excess
2:43:44
deaths, including from thyroid cancer, are hard
2:43:46
to find. But overall excess deaths impact
2:43:48
of thousands of above ground tests have
2:43:50
likely amounted between 10,000 and 100,000 lives.
2:43:56
Just from the tests. That's
2:44:00
what killed John Wayne, you know. Oh,
2:44:02
is that right? John Wayne and the
2:44:04
whole cast of a movie He was
2:44:06
on got cancer and
2:44:08
they did these Westerns out
2:44:11
in Nevada and that's what
2:44:13
I meant before when I said Oklahoma. I
2:44:15
met Nevada. Yeah, yeah, Nevada had a bunch
2:44:17
of them Yeah, that's why they
2:44:19
got gambling Let's make a
2:44:21
deal The
2:44:24
conquer 220 people on the
2:44:26
set of the conquer 91 were diagnosed
2:44:28
with cancer Including both
2:44:30
Wayne who died at 1979 at 72 and
2:44:32
his co-star Susan Hayward who died in 1975
2:44:34
at 57 Dude,
2:44:37
John Wayne looked a lot older than 72 by
2:44:40
the end. That was a different time. Yeah I
2:44:43
know. I know they had no
2:44:45
sunblock no vegetables. It just came
2:44:47
up with margarine. Yeah You
2:44:53
know They non non stick surfaces.
2:44:55
Look at the pans were made out of fucking
2:44:57
toxins. That was him at the end 782
2:45:00
look at him Wow rough rough
2:45:02
time dies at 72 the Duke.
2:45:04
Well, I'll tell ya AI
2:45:08
Quentin Tarantino movie John Wayne
2:45:11
last gunslinger. They say when uh
2:45:14
remember when Brando had the Indigenous
2:45:17
woman go up and accept his Oscar and she
2:45:19
wasn't really indigenous. Oh, I didn't know
2:45:21
that Yeah, she's a con man. Apparently John Wayne
2:45:23
when I had they had to physically restore Wayne.
2:45:25
Oh He went nutty. Yeah,
2:45:27
he went nutty. Yeah, that lady was crazy Her
2:45:30
sisters like we're not Indian. Really? Yeah. Yeah,
2:45:32
that wasn't her name Yeah,
2:45:35
she was like Outraged John
2:45:37
Wayne had to be restrained by six guards
2:45:39
during the Marlon Brando Oscar win. I'll
2:45:41
tell you what? Find
2:45:43
out that lady that that lady was not really
2:45:46
Native American. She made it all up She came
2:45:48
up with a fake name. She got up there
2:45:50
with the whole poncho on and everything Bro
2:45:59
she was like one of the first people that
2:46:02
stole culture. And she's spoken like
2:46:04
a broken English too. Yes, amazing.
2:46:06
Yeah. Amazing. That's amazing.
2:46:08
Yeah, her sister wrote her out. I'm
2:46:11
pretty sure it was her sister. Well that's what,
2:46:13
I mean, talk about it. Did you find that
2:46:15
story? Pre-internet, like the woman who ended up being
2:46:18
a leader for the NAACP and she wasn't
2:46:20
black. Oh, Rachel Dozell. She was Jewish. Yeah,
2:46:23
back then you couldn't be transracial, but I think that's
2:46:25
coming. I think she was ahead of her time. Rachel
2:46:28
said over time, I think you could probably be
2:46:31
trans white and no one will call you on it. Trans
2:46:33
white's like, let them be white. That's
2:46:35
fine. I identify as white. Okay. No
2:46:39
one cares. You know? Like no one gets
2:46:41
outraged when a woman turns into a man. You're like, well,
2:46:43
probably shouldn't have done that, but good luck to you. Nobody
2:46:46
gets mad. Like you're appropriating male culture.
2:46:48
Like women get mad when men become women and
2:46:51
then want to go in the women's room and
2:46:53
appropriate women culture and then join women's groups and
2:46:55
tell women what to do. And
2:46:57
they're biological males who identify as women. Women
2:46:59
get real upset. But if like
2:47:01
a biological woman wants to hang
2:47:03
out with the guys and wants to pretend to be a guy
2:47:06
and like, oh, yeah, I want to get on the
2:47:08
board. Like no one's getting threatened. Okay, Frank, join
2:47:11
the board. Good point. Who cares? Yeah.
2:47:13
The jungle thing isn't true. What do you mean
2:47:15
it's not true? Yeah, he didn't rest the stage.
2:47:19
Oh, that's fake. While I'm looking for this thing, I found
2:47:21
the story saying that they had to debunk it every
2:47:23
few years because it kind of comes back up. Maybe
2:47:26
he knew she wasn't really Indian, so he didn't
2:47:28
charge the stage. Maybe it's one of them QAnon
2:47:30
things. So what is the lady though, the story
2:47:32
about the lady? That's what I really wanted to
2:47:34
hear about. Because that's kooky. There's a
2:47:36
kooky thing that people do with their print. They
2:47:38
always pretend to be Native American. No one pretends
2:47:40
they're Polish. Yeah. No,
2:47:44
I've got Polish roots. Like no one does
2:47:47
that. No one pretends to be Irish. Yeah,
2:47:49
no one says I'm German when
2:47:51
you're actually not. Some
2:47:53
people pretend they're not German. Yes, that's true.
2:47:56
Yeah, they moved to Argentina. Yeah. Yeah, a
2:47:58
lot of them. Yep. This is
2:48:00
the communities of Brazil. They speak German boys from
2:48:02
Brazil. Oh, yeah, the Argentina thing is crazy Yeah,
2:48:04
like they had that show Finding Hitler and they
2:48:07
go down there and there's like these people that
2:48:09
have like photos of SS troops On their wall.
2:48:11
That was grandpa. Uh-huh. They wear leader hose it
2:48:13
and they have fucking Oktoberfest down there. Yeah Yeah,
2:48:17
the whole scaped It's
2:48:19
crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. They got out you have
2:48:22
the story Yeah,
2:48:24
but I'm making sure it's accurate because That
2:48:27
was going around in 2022 and then
2:48:29
more recently there's a documentary made and
2:48:31
someone hired Someone to look
2:48:34
into all of this stuff and that's I was just reading through to
2:48:36
see what they found Because they might have
2:48:38
found something that says that there is some
2:48:40
sort of link, but yeah, but I'm pretty
2:48:42
sure the the gal was She
2:48:45
had some issues and it was
2:48:47
kind of like making stuff up. Yeah, I'm
2:48:50
pretty sure That's
2:48:53
fun. Yeah wild lady, but
2:48:55
she's fun to hang out with yeah, let's pretend to be
2:48:57
an Indian like, okay Let's
2:48:59
go camping You
2:49:01
really got Show me how
2:49:03
to start a fire. Go. There's two rocks How
2:49:06
do you do it? How you guys start fires? Show me how?
2:49:10
Yeah, her sisters rat her out yeah, so pull
2:49:13
the story up so we're covered by goddamn
2:49:15
ad blockers It's
2:49:17
just that thing of people wanting to be
2:49:20
something other than what they are is very
2:49:22
weird You know, but the grass
2:49:24
is always greener. God. I wish I was
2:49:26
a Native American. That'd be so fucking cool
2:49:29
You know, like you pretend you hear things Sashine
2:49:35
little feather what a great name Lot
2:49:38
about Native American ancestry sisters claim. It's
2:49:40
a fraud It's disgusting to the heritage
2:49:42
of the tribal people and it's just
2:49:44
insulting to my parents. She's a
2:49:47
nutty lady. She's pretty though, too Yes, she was
2:49:49
gorgeous. That's probably how she tricked my own brand.
2:49:51
Oh, yeah, so you hot. She rubbed up against
2:49:53
him is like I love Indian
2:50:00
That guy was out of his fucking mind. Yeah
2:50:02
got a nice one came 350
2:50:05
pounds. Yeah hung out by himself on
2:50:07
an island That's
2:50:10
probably why he was so good, you know,
2:50:12
you talk about like original comics like
2:50:14
he's the original actor Yeah,
2:50:16
you know street car named desire watch that movie.
2:50:18
Yeah, like nobody acted like that back then well,
2:50:21
it was part of that whole he went to
2:50:23
the Neighborhood playhouse
2:50:25
in New York and his class
2:50:27
at the neighborhood playhouse was James
2:50:30
Dean Paul Newman was
2:50:32
Paul Newman's wife's name She
2:50:35
was very famous act yeah, I don't remember
2:50:37
there was this one group that started and
2:50:39
it was you know Stanislavski taught Meisner
2:50:43
Meisner started the the neighborhood
2:50:45
playhouse and that whole
2:50:47
voice in acting that was based on
2:50:50
It's based on listening and answering and
2:50:52
being in the moment and it was
2:50:54
about finding emotional truth and coming from
2:50:56
that rather than from the dialogue You
2:50:58
didn't study the dialogue and recite it
2:51:00
you found where the
2:51:02
emotional truth of where this character
2:51:05
was and then you just
2:51:07
Unleashed it and you and you found
2:51:09
the moment in that and that started
2:51:11
this whole kind of like realistic
2:51:14
acting Right because
2:51:16
before that they were like say get away from my
2:51:18
girl. It was all Yeah, yeah,
2:51:20
right, right Why
2:51:23
I order Yeah, they
2:51:25
talked so weird back. Yeah, and
2:51:27
they talked fake. It was like fake Like
2:51:30
he was the first guy did like oh, it
2:51:32
seems like he's really experiencing that right now. He's
2:51:34
really upset. Yeah Yeah, yeah, and
2:51:36
I think waterfront on the
2:51:39
waterfront was incredible. Yeah, it was great I
2:51:41
could have been a contender. I could have
2:51:43
been somebody Yeah, that of a bum which
2:51:45
is what I am and everybody
2:51:48
was like whoa who's this guy?
2:51:50
Yeah Marlon Brando James
2:51:53
Dean same kind of thing, you know, they
2:51:55
just broke down on stage that the emotions
2:51:57
they had Yeah, and Newman to
2:51:59
in the hustler Oh my god, incredible.
2:52:01
Yeah, that was amazing. Incredible. That's
2:52:04
1963, that's the year Kennedy was shot. That movie
2:52:06
came out. Oh, no shit.
2:52:08
I just re-watched it recently. It's fucking
2:52:10
dark, man. It's so good. So
2:52:13
good. Jackie Gleason was fucking amazing.
2:52:15
First guy ever to play a pool player that you
2:52:17
could say, that guy could actually play pool. He's
2:52:20
the only one. He's the only one where
2:52:22
I buy it, hook, line, and sinker. You watch him play the
2:52:24
balls, you're like, that guy can play. Mm-hmm.
2:52:27
Yep. But Paul knew him, and you're
2:52:29
like, come on. Tom Cruise, you weren't buying Tom Cruise? Rudimentry.
2:52:32
He didn't move the ball. Yeah.
2:52:35
Anybody can make a straight in shot if you teach him. Can
2:52:38
you move the ball? It
2:52:41
takes so long to be able to stroke a
2:52:43
ball, to be able to get draw, stroke, full
2:52:45
table, full length draw, put
2:52:48
English, side spin, adjust for the way it's
2:52:50
going to deflect off the other ball, get
2:52:52
position on the next shot. That's what I
2:52:54
want to see. You don't see that in
2:52:56
movies where a guy's playing pool except for
2:52:58
Gleason. When Gleason's making those shots, you're like,
2:53:00
that guy can fucking play. He's
2:53:03
going into the rack. He's moving the
2:53:05
ball around. You're like, that guy's a player. He
2:53:07
could run 100 balls. Was
2:53:10
that character based on William Moscone or on
2:53:12
a? Neither one. No. Minnesota
2:53:15
Fats used to be called New York Fats.
2:53:18
He changed his name to Minnesota Fats after the
2:53:20
movie. That movie was all
2:53:22
about me. Oh, no shit. Yeah, he was a
2:53:24
con man. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He
2:53:26
was a hustler, a real hustler. Minnesota Fats was
2:53:28
a very good pool player but not nearly as
2:53:31
good as Willie Moscone. Willie Moscone
2:53:33
was in the hustler. Yeah, yeah, that's right. He was
2:53:35
one of the guys racking the balls when they had
2:53:37
the first big match. But Willie
2:53:39
Moscone was like a real world champion pool
2:53:42
player. But Minnesota
2:53:44
Fats was just a really good player. I
2:53:46
heard he was a good gambler. I heard
2:53:49
that Willie was a better tournament player and
2:53:51
that Fats was a better money
2:53:53
player. Perhaps.
2:53:57
He was just a better player, period, all around. He'd
2:53:59
beat him in everything. that they would ever play
2:54:01
in. There's not a chance in hell that,
2:54:03
except there's a game called One Pocket, and
2:54:05
that was one of the games that Minnesota
2:54:08
Fats was an expert at. And One Pocket
2:54:10
is a complicated game where like, you
2:54:12
know how to play it? No. Okay, so if
2:54:15
it's a six pocket table, you have the pocket on
2:54:17
the left in the corner, I have the pocket on
2:54:19
the right, and you must make all your balls in
2:54:21
that pocket. There's 15 balls in a rack, right? When
2:54:23
you get to eight balls, you win. That means you
2:54:26
won the rack. If I get to eight
2:54:28
balls, I win. And so you can make a spot too,
2:54:30
like say if I'm a better player than you, I
2:54:32
say I'll spot you 10 to five. You only need
2:54:34
to make five balls and you win. I need to
2:54:36
make 10 balls in my hole and you win. And
2:54:38
so it's all about moving balls around. So you wanna
2:54:41
keep the cue ball in a position where you can't
2:54:43
possibly make a ball in that corner, and you wanna
2:54:45
nudge balls slowly towards your
2:54:47
corner. It's all about not making
2:54:49
any drastic moves and understanding how
2:54:51
to play the game. Super complicated
2:54:53
gambler's game. So a lot of
2:54:55
times when people are playing for a lot of money,
2:54:57
they like to play this game. Wow. The
2:54:59
games take forever. A game might take three hours
2:55:01
for one game. So if you pot
2:55:04
a ball in another pocket, does it stay down? No.
2:55:07
If you pot a ball in a side
2:55:09
pocket, it comes back up and it gets
2:55:11
spotted. If you pot a ball in the
2:55:13
other guy's pocket accidentally, that's his ball. And
2:55:16
then you lose your spot. We should
2:55:18
play that one day. It's boring shit. Oh, is
2:55:20
it? Yeah, you'll go mad. You just take
2:55:22
wild shots and then you fuck up and you scatter the
2:55:24
rack and then the guy runs out. I'm
2:55:27
too ADD for that. I need to be moving
2:55:29
the ball around. I like to play position on
2:55:31
the next shot and then that to the next
2:55:33
shot. But it's a very complicated game that really
2:55:36
good players play. In Minnesota Fats, the real New
2:55:38
York Fats, his real name, Rudolph
2:55:40
Wunderone was his name. He was a really
2:55:42
good player at that. That's the gambling game.
2:55:45
To this day, when guys match up, one
2:55:48
of the things that happens, like if there's big tournaments,
2:55:51
certain guys will show up at where these big
2:55:53
tournaments are that are just one pocket players. And
2:55:55
they try to entice one of these pros into
2:55:57
a game of one pocket. And
2:56:00
then they'll bet 50,000, 60,000, 100,000. You
2:56:03
hear about these things. This is a place called the
2:56:05
Derby City Classic. It happens every year in
2:56:08
Louisville. I think it's in Louisville still. But
2:56:10
these guys go down there. And it's like
2:56:12
a 10-day festival where road players just go
2:56:14
down and meet each other. They play in
2:56:16
tournaments. And they try to gamble each other.
2:56:18
Play like two-day games. Oh, yeah. They
2:56:21
do fucking math and stay up for three days in a
2:56:23
row, I bet. That's what they used to do. They used
2:56:25
to all do amphetamines, like back in the 70s. They
2:56:27
were all real skinny. Real skinny
2:56:29
and wired and couldn't miss a ball.
2:56:32
No, that's the thing about pool when you play for a
2:56:34
long time in one match
2:56:38
is you just lose focus for a second. And then
2:56:40
all of a sudden, it's like
2:56:42
golf is the same way. You have
2:56:44
to go from hyper-focus totally present to
2:56:47
relaxing, shooting the shit, listening
2:56:49
to music, whatever. And then
2:56:51
hyper-focus again. Yeah. Yeah,
2:56:55
it's a complicated game. Unfortunately, it's
2:56:57
not that popular anymore. Video
2:57:01
games are too good. It's too easy to
2:57:03
entice people into video game land. You mean
2:57:05
instead of pool in general? Yeah. If
2:57:07
there was nothing but pool, all these young kids
2:57:09
would be into playing pool because it's so exciting.
2:57:11
My daughter's obsessed with pool. Really? Yeah, so I
2:57:13
used to bring her. When she was 19 and
2:57:15
20, she was into pool. But
2:57:18
there's no fucking pool halls on the west side
2:57:20
in LA. And so she
2:57:22
had a fake ID. Isn't there House of Billiards
2:57:24
in Santa Monica? Closed. When did it go under?
2:57:27
Three years ago. So
2:57:30
I would bring her. She had a fake ID. And
2:57:32
we would go shoot bar pool. And we'd play as
2:57:34
a team. And I taught her
2:57:36
everything. And we would go in. And it was so
2:57:38
funny because we'd play against another couple. Those were the
2:57:40
two guys. And we'd start shooting.
2:57:43
And she got pretty good. And you know me,
2:57:45
I'm OK. And so we would win
2:57:47
some games. And then she
2:57:50
would say something like, oh, yeah, my father
2:57:52
was saying it. And then we'd go, oh, thank god
2:57:54
that's your father. We thought
2:57:56
it was your boy. It's a cold creep.
2:58:00
Oh, Creeper found some young talented pool player
2:58:02
take under his wing. But that's what she
2:58:04
does. She goes out at night with her
2:58:06
friends, and she's like that pool junkie, the
2:58:10
one that's all night long hanging around the table. Where
2:58:12
does she live now? On the
2:58:14
west side. Okay. Is there places that
2:58:16
you can go to? No pool
2:58:18
halls. None. Just bars with tables.
2:58:21
God damn. I think there's one in Brentwood,
2:58:23
but that's far. But Hollywood Billiards was the
2:58:26
place. Yeah, that place was great. Remember
2:58:28
that place? Yeah. The original Hollywood Billiards
2:58:30
that I went, the first time I went to LA was in
2:58:32
94, but that place got
2:58:34
condemned after the earthquake. Oh. So
2:58:37
then they moved into that big place with the parking lot.
2:58:39
Yeah. I used to
2:58:41
shoot with Adam Ferraro over there sometimes. Yeah. He's
2:58:44
a good player. I used to shoot with him in
2:58:46
the House of Billiards, and the one in Studio
2:58:49
City, is that where it's at? Maybe
2:58:52
it's on Studio City. Somewhere
2:58:54
in the valley, there was a House
2:58:57
of Billiards. God damn it. I
2:58:59
used to do the Monday Night Tournament there. Oh really? What
2:59:01
is it? I just saw it when I was looking at it. Is... Nine
2:59:04
ball tournament? Yeah. Sherman Oaks. Sherman Oaks,
2:59:06
that's right. Yeah, I used to go there with Dom too.
2:59:11
Yeah, I used to shoot with Dom. He's
2:59:13
fun to play with. Yeah, that's how Dom and I became
2:59:15
friends. Dom and I did Montreal
2:59:17
together in like 93, and
2:59:20
then I was at Amsterdam Billiards when it was on
2:59:22
the West Side. And I showed up, and I had
2:59:24
my own cue, and I was putting my cue together,
2:59:26
and Dom Marrero walked in. And
2:59:29
he goes, oh hey Joseph, I go, you play pool? He had
2:59:31
his own cue too. I'm like, let's fucking play. And
2:59:33
we played for hours. That's how the team is playing. You
2:59:35
know who owned that pool home? David Brenner. David Brenner.
2:59:38
Yeah, stand up comedian, yeah. So
2:59:40
listen dude, let's wrap this up, because I got
2:59:43
a P. You're special, it's out. It's
2:59:45
called You Know Me, it's on YouTube,
2:59:47
and you can go to fitsdog.com and
2:59:50
link to it from that. I got
2:59:52
some tour dates coming up at Denver
2:59:54
Comedy Works this weekend. And then... fitsdog.com,
2:59:57
calendars up there. fitsdog.com calendars up there,
2:59:59
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