0:35

Hello,

0:35

and welcome to Captain Not Podcast. My

0:38

name is Mark Doors and

0:39

hanging out with me as always as mister

0:41

Robert

0:41

Thomas Morphe, the second and

0:43

It is my pleasure to be here. What's happening,

0:46

buddy? Not a lot. I mean, lot, actually,

0:48

tons of stuff. Crazy hectic week, but

0:50

I'm really glad to, like, culminate

0:52

it. Even though it's hard to calm Monday the culmination,

0:54

but this is like my Friday night. Yes. This

0:56

is my hanging out with the boys. Fuck doing

0:59

to do, talking to monsters. And

1:01

so, yeah, good stuff all around.

1:03

Even stuff that wasn't good is getting better. Yep.

1:05

And don't forget because we do operate

1:08

in pod time. For us,

1:10

this is the week of Thanksgiving. Though

1:12

this comes out after the givings

1:14

of thanks. Right. Right. Right. Right. Here's

1:16

the old timey whiny pod time

1:18

that we tried to explain, and we still can't do

1:20

I'm so stoked. I just love that

1:22

it's like the day of engorgement. Or

1:25

is that just getting a boner? Yeah.

1:29

If your Thanksgiving involves getting a boner,

1:31

I won't judge you, but that's on you

1:33

good, sir. That's fair enough. I plan on watching

1:36

the bills and I have a four beer limit

1:38

before I have to go to my in laws. Because if not,

1:40

I will drink myself stupid, go to the in laws.

1:42

I'll eat stuffing pass out. That's fair

1:44

too. I mean, that sounds actually like

1:46

a pretty good Thanksgiving. Yeah. No. I get a little

1:48

bit of modern warfare two in the morning, and then the Bills

1:51

game starts around like twelve thirty or something. So

1:53

it's not, you know, it's not terrible. It's good to hang out.

1:55

You know, eat some I like the old school tradition.

1:57

Now, this is before your time. I'm old as

1:59

shit as everyone knows. And

2:01

anyone that's from, like, the Tri State area as

2:03

they used to call it, anyone that had New York

2:05

channels will remember W0R

2:08

from democracyNew York.

2:10

was channel seven around here, always on

2:12

Thanksgiving had a king kong marathon. Oh, my

2:14

king kong marathon. It was son of kong,

2:17

mighty Joe Young, which is, you know, but

2:19

it's a great film. I mean, no. It's one of your what do

2:21

you play? Oh, this one here. It's a hairy house in

2:23

master. Right. Alright. I mean, the original

2:25

King Kong is a gem, but I mean, you know,

2:27

it's not shit on fucking mighty Joe Young. I'm

2:29

not talking about the build packs and garbage

2:31

remake. I mean, rest in peace. It's not as

2:33

fault. I prefer Kong versus

2:35

Godzilla. Well, Ari, of course, but

2:37

that was the beauty of it. As I've mentioned many

2:39

times before the day after Thanksgiving, W0R

2:42

would do the godzilla So

2:44

you beat your leftovers, your your Hidoras,

2:46

and your Magulans, and your whatnot. Hidorra?

2:49

Oh, yeah. Really? Do one of my greatest

2:51

doctors. I think it played Magulon,

2:54

Godzilla versus Megulon, Godzilla versus the

2:56

smog monster, and Godzilla versus Mecha

2:58

Godzilla all in a row. Oh, wow. And when I was

3:00

like eight or nine year old kid eating

3:02

leftovers, playing with my fucking Mattel

3:05

Godzilla and Rodan, and my guns in the ever own

3:07

place at my happy place.

3:09

Speaking of a happy place. Patreon, Robert,

3:12

oh, shoehorned that in there. You

3:14

do some shout outs to the good folks that

3:16

support us over there. at patreon

3:18

dot com slash Cryptonaut podcast. In

3:20

a week of Thanksgiving, you

3:22

know, extra special love goes

3:24

out to these good souls. And we're gonna

3:26

begin with Jose Mendez. Thank

3:28

you, Jose. Gornstar. Hell

3:30

yeah. Gorn. Ashley Clark.

3:32

Thank you, Ashley. Dan Webb. What

3:34

up, Dan? Hawkins Olsen.

3:37

Thank you, Hawkins. Marco

3:39

O'Hare. Oh, Marco O'Hare. What's happening?

3:42

Bobby, two Tory. What about

3:44

that? Bobby Tory. I

3:46

didn't I didn't expect to see him this holiday. No.

3:48

He's back, baby. He's back. He's out. You know what I

3:50

mean? Long trip. He's back. Manly

3:52

P Hall. Alright. Thank you,

3:55

Manly. Dale Rider. What

3:57

up there? I'm sure that's like a real name, but it

3:59

just sounds like I don't know. It's it

4:01

sounds like a pseudonym. He's the guy that you want.

4:03

He's the guy you want digging your driveway. Yo.

4:05

Like, Dale Reilly. Yeah. There you go. Behold

4:07

a Dale Ryder. Yes. So

4:09

we Felacer

4:12

Raptor. Thank you, Felacer Raptor. And

4:14

rounding it up this week, Lynette

4:17

Marquis. Oh, thank you, Lynette. Thank you

4:19

all so very much for your continued support over

4:21

there at patreon dot

4:23

com slash script pockets. We have an update.

4:25

We've been talking about this. We've I don't know how

4:27

many times we've had to reschedule

4:30

this or whatever. It's almost like an Andy Kaufman

4:32

routine at point. Yeah. No. It it

4:34

really is. And I actually need to bring up the

4:36

Discord app because it was put into the

4:38

announcements, and then I emailed it over to you.

4:40

But then I completely forgot when exactly

4:42

it is but we have it. Our

4:44

moving night is officially rescheduled for

4:46

Friday, December ninth, eight

4:48

thirty PM, Eastern Standard

4:50

Time, everyone's favorite classic

4:53

Christmas movie Prince of Darden. Oh

4:55

my God, the best. There it is. So if

4:57

you were on the Patreon, the one dollar or the

4:59

two or the five dollar tier, one

5:00

or five, no

5:01

two, one or five. Alright.

5:04

Well, I guess you some people do Literally,

5:06

if you're a patriot, you could Yes. You

5:08

could No matter what,terior, no matter what. jump

5:10

on discord. Watch this holiday

5:12

classic with me and the boys. Yes.

5:14

Virginia. There is a dark lord. There

5:17

you go. It will be Friday, December

5:19

ninth, eight thirty PM EST

5:21

on the Discord. Check that out. Okay. We

5:23

have some shout outs to do here.

5:25

that are not gonna be Patreon related,

5:27

but we put the call out. We're like,

5:30

we all need help with words. Okay? Oh my

5:32

god. So much. and the

5:34

nymo. Yeah. We couldn't figure it out. Cowichan.

5:36

We still screw it up. Cowichan in

5:38

the nymo. Yes. We've had we've

5:40

had good listeners from

5:42

the fucking region, bless them.

5:44

Yes. Yes. We Let us know how

5:46

we brutalized it and and how to do it right.

5:48

Alright. So we got Demarria. I'm sorry.

5:50

Demarria. Yes. Demar. And thank you.

5:52

Oh, your message was so sweet. You made

5:54

you made my my night. Thank you. She

5:56

also sent us an email that was super cool. She's from

5:58

the region. Demar, thank you so much. Zach.

6:01

Yes. Zach, what up? Thank you so much

6:03

for the voice mail there or for the voice message on

6:05

the instances we appreciate it. President Taft.

6:07

Trenton. Couldn't be done without you. Trenton

6:10

for real though. That's it. Trenton. Trenton.

6:12

There you go. So, yeah, all these good folks.

6:14

And, of course, on discord, one of

6:16

the first people to put this up But they did

6:18

it, like, phonetically, so I couldn't figure it out. It was Mohammed.

6:20

So thank you. We appreciate that. Yes.

6:22

So thank you all for your voice messages.

6:24

We show you that if you are listening to this like

6:26

a year from now, don't send us any more voice messages.

6:29

We are Yeah. We're good. We're probably not revisiting.

6:31

Yes. No. We're totally good. But thank you all proper

6:33

pronunciations. I am going to miss

6:35

Koetian. Well, it's Koetian.

6:37

To Koetian, which is actually how I

6:39

always said it. But

6:42

but then, you know, we got caught up in our own

6:44

head space because there's a billion different

6:46

ways out there. But the people that live

6:48

it that you know it that are there. They're the ones

6:50

that we're gonna rely on. Yeah. No. So we

6:53

yeah. No. Thank thank you though for sending that.

6:55

And doing the voice definitely helps. because

6:57

trying to do a fan phonetically, I'm

6:59

still totally I can't even remember how I

7:01

must have screwed up Nynaimo. Like

7:04

Nynaimo. Nynaimo. Nynaimo.

7:06

item o. God

7:08

there. Well, what's a you know, I mean, I'm

7:10

always tough on words, but last week was

7:12

particularly brutal. You know, we

7:14

we can't pronounce shit. I'm not anticipating

7:16

an improvement this week. No. I mean, well, we

7:18

got cow achieving and we got cow achieving. There you

7:20

go. So we at least we know sort

7:22

of where we're supposed we know where we're supposed to I'm

7:25

Vancouver. And we're here we're here right now. And

7:27

in the studio. So that still smells a

7:29

pumpernickel miraculously. Let's

7:31

get started with Cowichan Encounter

7:33

part two. beepers

7:36

and energy pirates. Oh,

7:38

nice emphasis. I and

7:41

want to see where this is gonna go. You sure

7:43

do. I do. So we'll get

7:45

started with what began as

7:47

a staring contest between a

7:49

nurse and a pair of ETs just

7:51

before dawn on New Year's Day

7:53

nineteen seventy, quickly

7:55

blossomed into one of the most harrowing

7:58

UFO flaps in North American

7:59

history. one

8:01

that not only involved a wide

8:03

variety of alien craft, but

8:05

which may hold one of the keys to

8:07

the aliens otherwise enigmatic.

8:11

agenda. Would you have it any other

8:13

way? I if it's not enigmatic and

8:15

there ain't an agenda brother, I don't wanna

8:17

be a part of it. No. Absolutely done.

8:19

Thank you for the Hulk Hogan. Thank you for

8:21

that. I've been doing I've been given I've been given

8:23

a lot of brothers out of my brother, vitamins

8:26

milk, prayers. brother. I've

8:28

been doing bro hugs to whom brother.

8:30

Yes. Exactly. Bro hug. New brother

8:32

is bro hug. You did. But it's it's things giving

8:34

week. What did you do? I mean, the showrooms

8:36

wouldn't head it any other way. Yeah. From now

8:38

until at least January first, it can be bro

8:40

hugs all around. Alright? I've been

8:42

bro hugging every Dude, I haven't even got

8:44

mine yet. Did you gonna get you? I've been hanging out with you.

8:46

Can you get a couple? For, like, an hour. Alright.

8:48

There it is. Alright. Well, Robert, let's get started.

8:50

Now I've got something to look forward to. Okay.

8:54

Five AM, January

8:55

first nineteen seventy.

8:58

We

8:58

run of Dragon. marked

8:59

the time when a night shift

9:02

nurse named Dorian Kendall bore

9:04

witness to one of the strangest sightings

9:06

ever reported by a Canadian

9:08

medical professional in the middle of

9:10

the night, I decided to have a few caveats there.

9:12

Okay. Cool. She and her

9:14

fellow observers claim that a large and

9:16

evidently failing Saturn

9:19

shaped flying saucer was hovering just

9:21

outside of the children's ward over

9:23

the Cowichan district

9:25

hospital. And what's more there

9:27

was a pair of evidently masked

9:29

pilots inside doing their

9:31

level best to make sure the

9:33

craft did not crash. And

9:35

I and I assumed before, you know, we're talking

9:37

about them, like, yanking the levers and the dials and

9:39

whatnot. Like, they're doing their level best

9:41

not to destroy a children's ward of

9:43

a hospital. You know what? Making them intergalactic

9:46

heroes potentially. You

9:48

know, or if they go down and they wipe out the

9:50

kids, I mean, what are they gonna Oh, fortunately. I

9:52

mean Yeah. Then it's a tragedy. You said,

9:54

oh, yes. Yeah. Then it's a tragic

9:56

death. Yeah. We're done.

9:59

The sighting was followed almost

10:02

immediately by a report made by an

10:04

unidentified truck driver and his

10:06

wife of a massive, quote unquote,

10:08

spinning top shape object hovering

10:10

directly over their Vancouver

10:12

Island home. And that's the one that still blows my

10:14

mind because I think I see it in my

10:16

head like I see it like AA2 story house.

10:18

I don't really know what the house looked like. Just a

10:20

standard two story house and like a normal

10:22

suburban neighborhood, but then it's being

10:24

brilliantly illuminated from above by something

10:26

a little bit bigger shaped like a spinning

10:29

ice cream cone, excuse

10:31

me, comb of illumination, like like

10:33

right out of like close encounters. And and

10:35

you're just looking at something bigger than your fucking

10:37

house or the size of your house going the

10:39

fudge. You know, turn back

10:41

around, go back to the party. Oh, yeah. So,

10:43

yeah, or just go find a bar. And as we

10:45

established last week, our firm was a

10:47

little tipsy. Could have been. Doesn't mean doesn't mean he

10:49

was saying things. Dude, if I'm, like, twelve

10:51

beers and I'm still solid.

10:53

When I cross, like, the sixteen to eighteen

10:55

mark, that's when I start buying

10:57

sour patch kids and trying to feed them to people and

10:59

forget about as There you go. There's a whole thing. It's culture and

11:01

rust. I'm trying to feed everyone's sour patch kids and I was --

11:03

Should face. -- that's your Italian heritage

11:05

coming through. So,

11:07

yes, you're right. There there is a line and

11:09

maybe it was crossed, maybe it wasn't. Okay.

11:11

As if that weren't enough, hours

11:13

later, teachers aids and

11:15

students at nearby Alexander Elementary

11:18

reported seeing a colossal hoop shaped

11:20

object in the skies above the

11:22

school. These sightings, striking

11:24

though they may have been, would prove to

11:26

be just the tip of the proverbial

11:28

iceberg, and that is where we left off

11:30

with our accounts last week. Alright. And if you haven't heard

11:32

it, go back. Enjoy that. Come back

11:34

here. We'll wait for you. Part one.

11:36

Arguably the second most significant,

11:39

second after nurse

11:41

Kendall and the rest seeing the humanoids.

11:43

And in my opinion, the

11:45

most unnerving incident in this

11:47

brief wave of anxiety inducing

11:49

entities and objects occurred

11:51

approximately ten miles away from

11:53

the CDH that's the Cuchanan

11:55

district hospital on the southeast

11:58

shore of Vancouver Island in the quaint

11:59

village of Milbay, which for

12:02

those that care was established in

12:04

eighteen sixty. Okay. That's neither here

12:06

nor there. Alright. A twenty two year

12:08

old nautical pilot and what a fucking

12:10

title. And

12:12

ship right. by the name of

12:14

Jim Drummond, had used his

12:16

boatbuilding expertise to convert

12:18

an aged tugboat into a

12:20

comfortable home which he

12:22

shared with his eighteen year old bride

12:24

Diane and their son. So he

12:26

just takes a old tugboat, the little

12:28

tugboat that could -- Yeah. -- the most adorable

12:30

boat. turns into a house for his family.

12:32

Dude, turn it's like a ranch

12:34

style house on the floating

12:36

ranch. Yeah. The sea. How are they going?

12:38

What's the for floating ranches. You

12:40

know? I mean, I don't know. I'm waiting for the

12:42

housing market to crash so I can sell my house and

12:44

get a bigger one. That's a conversation for

12:46

a different day. I need four bedrooms and

12:48

I need two bathrooms in the basement. Let's continue,

12:50

Robert. You have a family. The boat was

12:52

moored to a jetty on the

12:54

shoreline of Mill Bay adjacent to the

12:56

home of gym's mother, B.

12:58

Drummond. Like a scene

13:00

that might have been removed from an

13:02

early perhaps more frightening cut of

13:04

Steven Spielberg's eutological masterpiece,

13:07

close encounters of the third

13:09

kind, still my favorite, Gilbert film.

13:11

The Encounter, while not

13:13

overtly violent, reminds

13:15

us of the fact that despite

13:17

of humanity's hubris, we

13:19

are very small when confronted

13:21

with technology as advanced as

13:23

that on display in what are ostensibly

13:26

interstellar vehicles. We and

13:28

our combustion engines and gunpowder

13:30

and atom splitters are

13:32

play things. And whether or

13:34

not we come to harm has less

13:36

to do with the resistance we can

13:39

offer and more to do with the whims

13:41

of those in control of the

13:43

UFO's, whatever their

13:45

agendas or origins may be.

13:48

but back to the Germans' ordeal. So,

13:51

obviously, that's a lot of hyperbole

13:53

there. But basically, this is

13:55

not shit we can do, and we know that. Go

13:57

down fighting. It would

13:59

be the

13:59

matter familiar of the clan,

14:02

b who would be the first to bear

14:04

witness to this extraordinary floating

14:06

object. When at about seven

14:08

PM, she walked out of her back

14:10

door to call her son and family

14:12

in for New Year's dinner. She

14:14

described the beginning of this unusual

14:17

event, which would prove to be every bit as

14:19

bizarre as the nurses encounter,

14:21

which had occurred just hours

14:23

before. by

14:24

stating, quote, it was about seven

14:27

o'clock and Jim and Diana were

14:29

still on the boat anchored close to

14:31

shore when I went outside to call them

14:33

into dinner. Then I noticed

14:35

a light in the sky moving over the

14:37

bay. I

14:37

couldn't tell how big it was. It

14:40

was so bright and it had a yellow

14:42

orangey glow like sunlight. I got

14:44

so excited. I yelled to my son

14:46

to look. Hearing

14:48

his mother's excited screams

14:51

Jim came out onto the deck of his

14:53

houseboat and looked skyward. His

14:55

eyes immediately registered the uncharacteristic

14:58

object. he would later tell

15:00

investigators that in the course of his

15:02

job as a ship's pilot, he was accustomed to

15:04

calculating the bearings of

15:06

far off objects. which is

15:08

why he had confidence in the estimations

15:10

he made that evening. According

15:12

to Jim, quote, I looked up and

15:14

saw this light coming in from the

15:16

north. just about in line with our boat.

15:18

It was skimming right under

15:20

the overcast, which was

15:22

about nine hundred feet. I

15:24

ran into the cabin and grabbed my telescope

15:27

and camera, and my wife

15:29

came out with me to look. We were

15:31

really excited. End quote.

15:33

Sadly, though just as likely

15:35

accurately, Jim surmised that

15:37

the unconventional vessel would

15:39

just look like a smudge of light against a

15:41

sea of darkness so he set

15:43

his camera down and began

15:45

scrutinizing the UFO through the telescope.

15:47

I dig that. I still wish we

15:49

had those smudges. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know,

15:52

what do they do? Exactly. Analog

15:54

film smudges dark with a with a

15:56

light. It's just gonna muck it. It's gonna look like

15:58

shit. He's not wrong.

15:59

No. still want them. Still has his

16:02

hand in his telescope, though. So You know what Jim? I

16:04

mean, but it's not I'm alright. Alright. You can get a you

16:06

can get a good look. Jim described what he saw

16:08

that Chile Eve quote, It

16:10

was sort of egg shaped in a vertical

16:12

position, but the top and bottom

16:14

were in distinct. It seemed to be

16:16

transparent on top and inside

16:18

it, I thought I could see a set of lights,

16:20

but I couldn't really make out any details,

16:22

end quote. So again,

16:24

different shaped UFO. We had the hula

16:26

hoop before we have the

16:28

the ice cream cone above the drunk

16:31

trucker's house. Yeah. And and now we've

16:33

got something that looks like an egg

16:35

with a translucent or

16:37

transparent bubble on top. No.

16:39

Again, shape shifting, like a

16:41

saucer. It's not a saucer. It's an

16:43

egg. Oh, you're right. It's a vertical

16:46

egg with with, like, just the

16:48

clear dome on top. It could have things in the

16:50

galaxy that you might not be able to see. It's possible.

16:52

There you go. Again, shape

16:54

shifting January ring. Who the fuck knows? Well,

16:56

that was what the the nurses described.

16:58

That's the beginning. Yeah. And I and they will get

17:00

described again, I think. Okay.

17:02

Alright. but be that as it may. It's

17:04

interesting. Be a justifiably

17:07

concerned matriarch, urge her son

17:09

to get his family off the boat and into the relative safety

17:12

of their house, hoping to

17:14

facilitate their passage over the

17:16

dark pier she flicked on the

17:18

floodlight attached to the back porch

17:20

filling the yard with light.

17:22

This

17:22

elicited an unexpected

17:24

response from the UFO. Without warning,

17:26

the radiant amber object plummeted

17:29

nearly three hundred feet and began hovering

17:32

directly between the house and

17:34

the tugboat effectively cutting Jim

17:36

and his family off. But

17:38

before either party could react and

17:40

even more alarming and according to the laws

17:42

of physics seemingly impossible incident

17:46

transpired, in Jim's own

17:48

words.

17:48

Quote, just at that point something came

17:50

out of the thing, which by then

17:52

had slowed down to almost a

17:55

stop. It was a ray of light like

17:57

a very thin neon tube

17:59

and it was

17:59

in pieces, something like the

18:02

dots and dashes of Morse

18:04

code. It came down in a

18:06

curve and then it flashed

18:08

right out. All of it at

18:10

the same time. My hair just stood

18:12

up on end. I couldn't imagine

18:15

anything like it. man. That is

18:17

a lot going on in just a few

18:19

seconds. Yes. Something apparently shot out of

18:21

the ship. But I will see

18:23

first the lights coming on and

18:25

it dropping. Yeah. Like, gosh.

18:27

So it's bloody us. She's trying to III

18:29

you know you know B's got the best in town. Yeah.

18:31

But, hey, Ma. Should I fucking lie to you?

18:33

Go it. You know what a do. And I want you to twist

18:35

your angle. Yeah. Mom, twist

18:37

my fucking angle. You are who sees us?

18:40

Phenomenal couch in access for those.

18:42

Phenomenal. Oh my god. Perfect.

18:44

Vancouver Island all the way. You're welcome. Yeah. No.

18:46

You definitely drew attention to yourself. Alright. So

18:48

this thing is our If these fucking can't make a

18:50

move. If they're light beams, they don't well, light

18:52

can't curve. Well, can't dot and

18:54

dash, like Morse code. If it's,

18:56

like, weird LED tendrils, I

18:59

don't know. Maybe a stare, a

19:01

light, stairs of light, stairs

19:03

of light. Oh, my god. Finding

19:05

Jesus in the stairs of light. Yeah. My favorite

19:08

celebration. My my favorite

19:10

song from I don't

19:12

know.

19:12

Whatever Christian rock band you

19:13

hopefully don't enjoy. Oh, man. Yes.

19:16

Chrysler. Let's Chrysler. Chrysler.

19:18

Chrysler. Let's see let's see what happens.

19:20

Okay. So anyway, Mind boggling.

19:22

Yep. Just when it must have seemed that things

19:24

were going to go from bad to worse,

19:26

the object suddenly shot back up to

19:28

its previous altitude. then

19:30

soared southward and out of sight. Onshore,

19:33

B tried to follow the UFO's

19:35

trajectory by dashing around her home, but

19:37

to no avail. According

19:40

to her account, quote, I ran to the other side

19:42

of my house, but I couldn't see over

19:44

the trees. I tried to phone some

19:46

of the neighbors, but I couldn't get through on

19:48

the party line. and quote, that really

19:50

dates it. That does. Jesus Christ.

19:53

Everyone can listen to everything you say all the

19:55

time. On the party line.

19:57

Jim continued to watch the vehicle's departure

19:59

through his

19:59

telescope, marveling at the

20:02

curious structure and lack of

20:04

sound. Later, he would testify that he

20:06

was positive, that it was not a

20:08

conventional aircraft due to its irregular shape

20:11

and lack of colored navigational

20:13

lights. According to Jim quote, it was

20:15

brighter in the middle and I could see

20:17

four distinct lights of the same

20:19

color that looked like the tips

20:21

of candles only bigger. I

20:23

have

20:23

never heard of anything that could maneuver that slow

20:26

and fast without making

20:28

some sort of noise. So that's

20:30

legit. Yeah. He's a knows

20:32

he's not gonna trust his opinion of shit in this guy.

20:34

I get it. When the

20:35

nurse's account was printed in

20:38

the cowardship leader. I'm getting

20:40

it right now. Nice. The next week, it was

20:42

accompanied by a smaller article

20:44

simply titled Second with

20:47

a follow-up story having been printed

20:49

on January fourteenth nineteen

20:51

seventy. Nevertheless, according to

20:53

B's daughter and Jim's sister,

20:55

Frans Drummond, who apparently wasn't there or

20:57

was in the house at the time.

20:59

Her mother was reticent to even speak

21:01

of the event up until her death in two

21:03

thousand seven for fear of

21:05

being labeled. as a nut,

21:07

poor

21:07

b. Yeah. It's unfortunate, but it

21:09

is understandable, especially for the time.

21:11

Yeah. And she's older, and it's

21:14

just you don't wanna bring a bunch it upon.

21:16

Because and I'm gonna it sucks. I'm gonna I'm gonna

21:18

ream them out a little bit later, but it's

21:20

conden and all those sons of bitches that just

21:22

that ruined it forever. I know, dude. You

21:24

know? Or It it it's a new day. It's

21:26

a new day. Alright. Thank you. It's great because

21:28

now the fucking navy and the air force, you know,

21:30

the the all of our fucking armed forces can but,

21:32

yeah, there's fucking shit in the sky. We don't know

21:34

what it is. So do with that, which That's

21:37

all we Here's Jeremy Corbel.

21:39

Here we go. Alright. So there's good in

21:41

bad. But no. Just kidding.

21:43

I enjoyed Jeremy. I just I'm

21:45

just picking. I'm just picking. Do not

21:47

take disinformation off the table.

21:49

But here's the thing. Thank you, Georgianne. You're

21:51

right. Yeah. You're absolutely right about that. You know,

21:54

all all any of us ever wanted

21:56

was acknowledge that there's some

21:58

shit that you don't know what it

21:59

is. Right. I

22:01

mean, I think there are branches of the government. We're not gonna digress too

22:03

far that obviously know more than others. And I think

22:05

there's certainly people in the private sector because

22:08

that is where the most powerful branches of the government are

22:10

now in terms of black money, that

22:12

do. But but still that having been

22:14

said, just generally don't be a

22:16

dick about it. to people that are reporting

22:19

something that is genuinely anomalous.

22:21

Yeah. Well, you know, unfortunately, you

22:23

know, thankfully, now times are different. People can report stuff

22:25

in the snus, so hard on them. Who

22:27

knows if the backlash will come? Regardless.

22:31

Mir moments after the drumans were

22:33

temporarily severed from B's

22:35

home by a glowing egg shaped device,

22:37

judge George Howlett, and

22:39

his wife for entertaining three guests at

22:41

a celebratory New Year's dinner at

22:44

their home. Living directly

22:46

behind b, the Hamlets and

22:48

Company were in a unique position to

22:50

confirm the German GFO Encounter.

22:52

and that's precisely what they

22:54

did. Guess more corroboration. I

22:57

like it. According to Canadian

22:59

private investigator, Leanne

23:01

Jones who may or may not be a medical doctor

23:03

too. Again, we know my

23:05

my internet research is sketchy sometimes. Did you

23:07

look up her Facebook profile of any chance? Well, I

23:09

I just you know what? Let's not. Let's just not do

23:11

it. Let's not. Let's not. Don't worry about it. It's

23:13

not. Okay. Alright. Move on. We're good. So

23:15

anyway, Leanne Jones, who

23:18

reconstructed the case in two thousand eight.

23:20

thetablets sighting directly followed the Drummond's

23:23

Run-in. The

23:23

dinner party all claimed that they

23:25

watched as a massive orange light

23:28

past leisurely along the water's edge opposite

23:30

their home. According to Judge

23:32

Hallick, quote, this was no ordinary

23:34

aircraft, and it was no plastic

23:36

bag trick either. I think

23:39

like, Chinese lantern or something. I don't

23:41

know. And I'm not sure. It was making no

23:43

sound that we could detect. It was

23:45

moving very slowly and it

23:47

was enormous. I'm quite

23:49

sure no one could play a trick with

23:51

such a large apparatus without

23:53

being spotted. We

23:55

watched it for about five minutes until

23:57

it seemed to disappear in the clouds,

23:59

end quote. So

23:59

-- Right. -- right there. Back Now

24:02

now they didn't get the full on look of

24:04

the thing intercepting, you know,

24:06

Jim, Diane, and -- Right. -- they they definitely

24:08

saw it. Yes. Cool. it would

24:10

be easy to assume that after no less than

24:13

five encounters with members of the human

24:15

race, that these alien

24:17

interlopers the same ones originally

24:19

seen by the Cowichan nurses or

24:21

five unique groups who were all drawn

24:23

to the area would call

24:25

it a day. but that

24:26

was not to be the case.

24:30

Not long after seven o'clock in the evening

24:32

on that same New

24:34

Year's Day, Just following both the Hewitt and

24:36

Drummond Siding's, the ubiquitous UFO

24:38

made its presence known yet again

24:40

on Mill Bay. This time the glowing

24:43

object would appear to the attendees of yet

24:45

another dinner party. This one

24:47

being hosted by Arthur Gilliam.

24:50

Gillum, excuse me, Gillum, and

24:52

his wife at the Deer Lodge

24:54

Restaurant just off the island how

24:56

highway. south of Milbei. This

24:58

thing loves dinner parties. They love in dinner parties. I mean,

25:00

it was a year's day. A lot of dinner parties on

25:02

the lake. Apparently, Milbei

25:04

likes dinner for parties for days.

25:07

Yeah. cool. While the sighting occurred at a greater

25:09

distance than either the Germans or the

25:11

Holets Siding, all of the

25:13

observers in attendance agreed that they saw

25:15

a colossal fear of

25:17

illumination cruising over the

25:19

sonic peninsula about

25:21

ten miles to the east. According

25:24

to Gillum, all we could see was a large

25:26

ball of light moving quite slowly,

25:28

much slower than an airplane. It

25:30

must have been very bright for us to see it

25:32

from that distance. I don't think a

25:35

helicopter would have been that bright, end

25:37

quote. While in and of

25:39

itself, this long distance sighting is nothing

25:41

to get excited about, taken in conjunction with

25:43

the Germans, frightening run-in, and

25:45

judge Hanna and his cohorts observations,

25:47

it serves to further cement

25:50

the fact there there was a

25:52

genewindly anomalous aircraft

25:54

soaring over Milbay that New

25:56

Year's Day Eve. And while there's no

25:59

proof that these events

25:59

are even remotely related to the

26:02

CDH incident of that morning, the

26:04

circumstantial evidence seems too

26:06

obvious to ignore. No. We got a

26:08

flapper UFOs Rob. Flapping

26:10

flapping flapping around. There you go.

26:12

While the events of January first

26:14

nineteen seventy, seminal in the history

26:16

of Canadian UFO encounters.

26:18

It would be far from the first

26:20

or last day that the residents

26:22

of Vancouver Island would be

26:24

plagued by strange nocturnal visitors. Perhaps

26:26

the most auspicious witness

26:28

to these events would be then

26:30

the then mayor of Dunkin'

26:32

the specific city within which

26:35

Cowichan district hospital is nestled,

26:39

Jim Quave. the name Quave. Alright. It

26:41

just sounds like a rare bird. The

26:44

the Quave have returned. Look

26:46

at this, oh, the virtual Quave

26:48

have messaged The Queif

26:50

is dead. Oh, I enjoy the

26:52

Queif children. But this January

26:54

encounter would not be the mayor's first run-in

26:56

with a UFO. as Jim

26:58

claimed that in late nineteen sixty four,

27:01

he was relaxing in his

27:03

coronation street home when he heard

27:05

what he described as a turbine

27:07

like sound. this will play into

27:09

it. The mayor left to

27:09

his feet, yanked back the curtain, and

27:12

looked out the window. What

27:14

he saw would be something he would

27:16

never forget. The mayor asserted

27:18

that his entire backyard was bathed in

27:20

a brilliant white light, which

27:22

emanated from an unknown source

27:24

above. He later stated that

27:26

his eye had been caught by

27:28

a dove frozen like a proverbial

27:30

deer in headlights near

27:32

his orchard. Alright. Jim wasted no

27:34

time in grabbing his rifle and charging

27:37

outside. The moment he stepped

27:39

out his door, the

27:41

light disappeared. enabling him enabling

27:43

him, excuse me, to see what he described

27:45

as a large

27:47

non aerodynamic craft which

27:50

soundlessly sped off at a tremendous rate

27:53

of speed. So I don't know

27:55

what that is. Non aerodynamic could

27:57

be anything round weird

27:59

fucked up

27:59

triangle ram square. Yeah.

28:02

Pyramid. Morgan. Yeah. Very cool.

28:04

Though it would be his first it would

28:06

not be Jim's final encounter with a

28:08

UAP. On January

28:10

thirteenth nineteen seventy, less

28:12

than two weeks after the flat began above the Cowichan

28:15

district hospital, the mayor

28:17

arrived home after a city council

28:19

meeting to find his neighbor staring

28:21

skyward. Do you ever just get out of see people

28:23

looking up? Usually, it's like lightning or

28:25

or some weird thing hanging from

28:27

the line. Not now. Oh,

28:29

you just hope you always hope. Yeah.

28:32

always a problem, though. Yeah. It's always

28:34

it's always it's always in the eye to take care

28:36

of it. Suntan's stuck on the roof. The

28:38

ultimate dad. That's true. Yeah. Fucking

28:40

son of a bitch. The city

28:42

leader followed his fellow citizens gaze

28:44

and it came to rest on a bulky,

28:47

unknown craft, pulsating with

28:49

a purple radiance while it hovered above

28:51

a nearby power plant. Jim

28:53

brushed into the house to fetch his

28:55

binoculars and his wife Good

28:57

man. There you go. trio watched the strange pulsing

29:00

object perform ostensibly

29:02

impossible aerial maneuvers,

29:04

including abrupt reversals of

29:06

direction and dead stops for at least ten

29:09

minutes until the vessel soared off

29:11

at breakneck pace at a

29:13

breakneck pace toward Encounter

29:16

then cut a ninety degree angle and

29:18

shot straight up into the air.

29:21

So second bona fide UFO

29:23

sighting for the air. Mayor's fucking man about

29:25

town here has seen all kinds of crazy

29:27

UAPs and shit. Mhmm. According

29:29

to Quave, the following day, an article

29:31

was published in The Times

29:34

culminist regarding an amateur

29:36

astronomer and UFO buff

29:38

and president of the Cowichan

29:41

oh, no. I'm gonna totally mutilated another

29:43

one. Chamenas, UFO

29:46

club. So let's get

29:48

this straight again. I'm

29:50

gonna tackle this one more time. Alright. Alright.

29:52

The Times columnist wrote an

29:54

article regarding amateur astronomer

29:57

UFO Buff, and president

29:59

of Cowichan

29:59

Chamenas UFO

30:02

Club by the name of Vernon Stanley

30:05

Jones.

30:05

No. Stern and good old VSJ

30:08

Who had constructed his

30:10

own observation tower on Richard's

30:13

Trail Road in Dunkin'. Okay.

30:15

So he's just making his own towers.

30:17

He's making his own -- He's not too big for that. -- just gotta

30:19

be just like the one in Loveland that was, like, supposed

30:21

to play a comment. He I'll get a chance by

30:23

UFO. Yeah. No. You better make sure you had a

30:25

permit for that. Oh, come on, Vern. He's he's

30:27

got that shit in lock there? VSJ

30:31

He not only claimed to spy the UFO, but

30:33

he also had a theory regarding its agenda,

30:35

a theory which was shared

30:37

by mayor Quave himself. Now,

30:39

this is some early fucking Reddit

30:41

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30:43

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32:09

Burn, fascinated by the mysteries

32:11

of the cosmos and even more intrigued

32:14

by nurse kindles allegedly unearthly

32:17

visitors. was exceedingly diligent

32:19

in collecting evidence regarding the rash

32:21

of UFO sightings taking place in this

32:24

hometown. But it wouldn't be until five days

32:26

after the initial flap that he would have encounter

32:28

of his own that broke the

32:31

news. Though, much like the mayor before him,

32:33

it would not be the first airborne

32:35

anomaly that he claimed to have

32:37

seen. The event in question occurred on

32:39

Lake's Road on the evening of January

32:41

sixth nineteen seventy when

32:43

he and his wife spied a massive

32:46

orange disc shaped

32:48

object back to disc -- No. -- flying

32:50

slowly over Lakes Road

32:52

Hill at approximately eleven

32:54

PM. The recreational

32:56

stargazer pulled over to the side of the road and

32:58

killed his headlights. While he and his

33:00

wife watched this amazing aircraft

33:02

float between five hundred and one thousand

33:05

feet off of the ground for

33:07

approximately eight minutes. It

33:09

was at this point that things took

33:11

a turn toward the weird and potentially

33:14

dangerous. When Vern and his wife and a few

33:16

other unidentified eyewitnesses claimed

33:18

that the UFO shot out a series

33:21

of fireballs as it traveled

33:23

northward. Where these

33:24

fire were these, excuse

33:26

me, fireballs intended to serve as some

33:28

kind of warning shot shoeing the

33:30

observers back or might it have been

33:32

some sort of exhaust from yet

33:35

another not quite up to par flying

33:37

saucer. Perhaps

33:38

these fireballs were merely the

33:40

eyewitnesses interpretation of the same

33:42

strange Morse code like series

33:44

of illuminated dashes and dots

33:46

that Jim Drummond claimed to have seen through

33:48

his telescope just days before.

33:51

Either way, Vern claimed

33:53

that the craft was the biggest thing he had

33:56

ever seen, which is saying something. I mean,

33:58

maybe he's never seen a skyscraper or a

33:59

blimp or whatever. You know, I mean,

34:02

things in the air can be big. before

34:04

describing the scene for reporters.

34:06

Okay. And this is what he said. When it reached the

34:08

bottom of the hill, it paused briefly, then

34:10

turned right and flew over

34:14

When it was over the center of Dunkin' it stopped

34:16

again and we watched it just hanging

34:18

there for a while, then it moved off

34:21

do west more rapidly, end quote,

34:23

which is interesting because it's stopping

34:26

over a city center. Now maybe a small

34:28

-- Right. -- city, a small town. You would think

34:30

people would catch it. sure there's plenty

34:32

of other eyewitnesses. Right. Now it's eleven PM.

34:34

I don't know what's going on at eleven

34:36

PM in in nineteen seventy in

34:38

the dead of winter. in Vancouver

34:40

Island. Drinking. Party and hang up. Yeah.

34:42

Fuck the gym. Maybe not a lot of people outside. Maybe

34:44

it's cold. Yeah. Probably

34:46

very cold. But you think there's more eyewitnesses that come forward is what I'm

34:48

saying. Totally. As the vehicle

34:50

sped out of

34:50

sight, the couple raced to a nearby friend's

34:52

home and borrowed a pair of binocular

34:56

think, oh, there's telescopes, but not molecular everywhere. Look, I need

34:58

your binoculars. I need to double eyes. There's

35:00

there's a UFO shooting fireballs,

35:02

like, oh, really? Okay. Enjoy.

35:05

Sadly, they were only able to reacquire the

35:07

oddly moving object for a

35:09

few moments before it

35:11

disappeared for good. Vernd

35:13

then speculated

35:14

that this might herald

35:16

the return of a phenomenon that folks

35:18

had dubbed the

35:20

beepers. Oh,

35:22

boy. Beepers. Okay. Alright. Here we

35:24

go. Let's never get into the beepers. When

35:26

queried about this odd epilation,

35:28

Verne later explained to a local reporter, Sharon Currie,

35:32

who incidentally had been the

35:34

reporter assigned to cover both

35:36

the CDH and drummond

35:38

events, so she's seasoned in this

35:40

UFO flap, that two

35:42

years previous, individuals from

35:44

Cowichan region claimed to have heard

35:46

weird electronic, quote, beeping sounds, but

35:49

couldn't see anything. He

35:51

also asserted that it

35:54

that

35:55

similar sounds, excuse me, had been picked up on an eighty meter band

35:57

by a HAM radio

35:59

operator. Though

36:01

This bootstrap scientist could offer

36:03

no explanation as to the origins of these

36:05

so called beepers. It seemed evident that

36:08

some believed the phenomenon to be

36:10

self aware and

36:12

potentially extra terrestrial.

36:14

So -- Okay. -- I I don't know

36:16

about him radio operators finding these

36:18

things, but but a signal, a a

36:21

coded signal that seems to be intelligent.

36:23

I mean, it's, you know, maybe not

36:25

the wow signal, but, you know,

36:27

something pretty impressive that that he's aware of

36:29

as an amateur astronomer, and maybe other people that are involved

36:31

in the oh my god. What was the

36:33

name of it? Chaminus Cowichan

36:36

UFO Society or whatever? Yes. So

36:38

I'm sure this is something they've talked about

36:40

a lot, but it's interesting that they'd have

36:43

a name. Yeah. The Beepers. I

36:45

I know that other people who claimed to have seen heard heard heard things like

36:47

this. Right. But this is

36:49

kinda unique. Yeah. Okay.

36:52

Vernon Stanley Jones story was published

36:54

on January fourteenth nineteen seventy

36:56

under the title, Local Witness

36:59

claims UFO eject,

37:02

fireballs.

37:02

Here's an excerpt.

37:04

Quote, fireballs ejected from a UFO

37:06

hovering over Maple Bay and Crofton

37:08

area last week could mark the

37:10

return of the beepers. Vernon

37:13

Stanley Jones, president, as we

37:15

just established of the Cowichan, UFO

37:18

club, advocated. Stanley Jones

37:20

considered an

37:20

expert on UFO's for

37:23

more than a decade Muted

37:26

such a possibility after he and

37:28

his wife and several other people in the area

37:30

witnessed a large bright

37:32

yellow orange craft cruising over

37:34

the area on January

37:36

sixth nineteen seventy. Okay. So

37:38

basically, all that does is repeat a lot of the things

37:40

that we said though. I'm not sure what is meant by

37:42

mooted the point, but Beapers.

37:43

The papers are back. As

37:46

if these enigmatic papers weren't

37:48

enough, according to Lianne

37:50

Jones, the aforementioned private investigator

37:52

and maybe doctor, who'd managed

37:54

to piece together the bulk of the story in the

37:56

twenty first century, the area where the

37:58

couple saw the UFO on Lake

37:59

Road was less than two miles from the giant power grid

38:02

mentioned by mayor Quayf in his

38:04

account. Based on this correlation,

38:06

both Vernon Stanley Jones and

38:08

Quayf proposed that this

38:10

luminescent craft was an all probability

38:12

making quote unquote fuel

38:14

stops and sucking

38:16

up energy from the

38:18

grid. And there's their theory.

38:20

Energy

38:20

pirate Beepers pirate.

38:22

There it is. Alright. It's the

38:25

old queen, Stanley Jones connection. They're probably

38:27

the only two fucking members of this UFO club. Yeah. No. They

38:29

definitely got a hammer drill, like, I

38:31

got it. I know

38:33

what they're doing. they're taking

38:36

our fucking power to sons of bitches, and you

38:38

know they're probably all pissy about it, which you know

38:40

you should be because I don't know how electric bills

38:42

work back then, but I'm getting fucking murdered by

38:44

NICE. I'm sure they were pretty steep. I mean, this is

38:46

before the great oil embargo, I think, of the

38:48

mid early seventies. I don't

38:50

remember. No, you don't. Of course, NICE. I

38:52

don't either. But but I've seen news footage.

38:54

Yeah. And apparently, lines were long

38:56

and depending on your license plate, like, you

38:58

either got gas on even a odd day. Oh, yeah.

39:00

My my

39:02

my parents' me about that. And I was like,

39:04

man, it's bullshit. And there was, like, four bucks plus in the in the seventies. So that must have seemed

39:06

like eleven dollars a fucking gallon probably

39:08

gonna head that way eventually.

39:11

some point. Oh, yeah. I'm sure we've been

39:13

on the slow the slow slide to

39:15

Mad Max since we were kids. It

39:17

is the slowest goddamn Yeah. No

39:19

one is kind of with the baseball pads. We're

39:21

not in July, which is gonna be slow, slow,

39:23

slow, press a piss. Never fucked up. That's

39:26

fossil fuel. Alright. Well, there's

39:28

their theory I like it because it is a common theory that is shared amongst many

39:30

enthusiasts of the oofos.

39:32

Yes. They're like, hey, they're here to collect power.

39:34

Water Why not? They need

39:36

electricity, who knows. water I

39:38

get. Water I get. They love our pebbles.

39:40

I don't know. Well, you know. You know,

39:42

they love collecting rocks. I mean, you know

39:44

But water and power makes sense. Foscome to

39:46

you with stocks. I don't imagine that

39:49

that hydroelectric power is

39:51

what fuels a starship, but who the

39:53

fuck it might have say. I'm they yeah.

39:55

I mean, if that's the case, man, just make yourself a little damn, you know. Get a little

39:57

damn going. You make yourself a little little people. Yeah. You

39:59

think yourself a little. You can make it. I'm just

40:01

like a prepared motion beaver

40:04

on your ship. Just like from your power source. There's

40:06

some water moving man.

40:07

Get the fuck. Get that turbine spinning

40:08

man. Crink them engines up, dog.

40:11

Mhmm. Make that energy. There it is.

40:13

Let's continue. Alright. So we're

40:16

gonna quote mayor

40:16

Quave. Alright. He says, mister Quave. Actually,

40:20

didn't talk with Vern until after

40:22

I spotted his report about the

40:24

event in the Times columnist a day or

40:26

so later. When I called

40:28

and advised him that I thought the

40:30

craft was over his neck of the

40:32

woods, he stated that he thought it was

40:34

over Dunkin' At this point,

40:36

I suggested it was neither. It

40:38

had to be somewhere in between.

40:40

That's some

40:40

Internet discussion on a phone. Like, it's

40:42

gotta be over here. No. It's over here. It's

40:44

between our houses. Figure go to Google Maps.

40:47

Doesn't exist yet. Oh, Jesus.

40:50

Alright. So

40:52

Okay. I'm losing my spot here. It had to be somewhere which

40:54

would have placed it over or

40:56

near the ACDC substation

40:58

on the island highway. I

41:02

suggested that the craft may have been refueling

41:04

or tapping into the energy field

41:06

of the substation.

41:08

Vernon immediately questioned why I

41:10

thought they needed to draw an electric

41:12

energy, and I related the story of

41:14

my first incident on

41:16

Riverside Road a few years earlier

41:18

that I had distinctly heard a turbine like sound.

41:20

He then agreed saying that they have to refuel

41:24

somewhere and maybe that's

41:26

how and where. You need

41:28

of the fucking mind. The only thing I'm

41:30

gonna throw out here and I, by no means, I'm

41:32

a substation expert, but I do take care of one on a regular

41:34

basis. They are ten. Ours is actually I

41:36

don't know what. Ours is from the

41:40

seventies, eighties, Arz is old. It actually has to hit you to hand crank that

41:42

fucker, and then we have a

41:44

special stick. It's a and it's it's

41:46

a good broom handle that we hit the broom off

41:48

of it. when we pop

41:50

the breaker back on, we stand

41:52

outside, and we, like, hit it, and then we hope it don't

41:54

blow up. Oh my gosh. Welcome

41:56

to my that is literally how it works. Yeah. Jeez. Literally. It's actually

41:58

a hand crank for it, which is not uncommon.

42:00

But substations are notoriously

42:02

fucking fickle. a

42:04

little bit of energy fart. This little these things fucking trip. So

42:06

just putting it out there that if these

42:08

things were getting energy sucked from them, especially like a

42:11

large amount like that, it would more

42:14

than likely cause problem. It might not trip anything, though, depending on the

42:16

station. How well, this is back in the fucking

42:18

day when the substations were barely fucking

42:20

substations probably. They were just you know, I

42:22

old garbage

42:24

tech. I really don't know how any of this is working. I just love

42:26

that a local mayor -- Yeah. -- and the

42:28

local amateur astronomer -- Yes. -- are just

42:30

getting together. And I love that that

42:34

Vernon's like Why the fuck would they need to steal our electricity? Yeah. I

42:36

saw a purple cloud over a

42:38

substation a few years ago with the UFO and

42:40

he's like, then why

42:42

not? Yeah. And and by all means, don't

42:44

let my inexperience or my pokey

42:46

stick to trip the fucking breaker. Don't let that

42:48

sway me, buddy, because I have no

42:50

fucking idea. No. I mean, they could be right. They could be wrong. Yeah. I'm not It's

42:52

interesting. Yeah. They're more qualified. Both of

42:54

them are more qualified than I will ever

42:56

be to to judge what this is. But I

42:58

just love

43:00

that through newspaper reports, God knows how

43:02

old. We're basically getting a blow

43:04

by blow description now. They come to conclusions.

43:07

Alright. Here we go. Speculative though it may

43:10

be. It's a theory that Lianne

43:12

Jones seems to support

43:14

that you'll remember investigator that

43:16

put it all together in two thousand and eight, quote,

43:19

perhaps picoluminescence is the

43:21

true source of UFO

43:24

propulsion. Oh, you don't know what sound of luminescence is, do you? I I see that

43:26

you're gonna describe it to me here, though, in your story.

43:28

The emission of short bursts of light from imploding

43:30

bubbles of liquid when excited

43:32

by sound. Stop being such

43:34

a plebe. Okay. Read a fucking book for once. Yeah. I'll be sure.

43:36

What was it? Sono Luminess?

43:40

This Yeah. Don't know Luminess It sounds like ever it sounds

43:42

like a terrible song. Yeah. I did

43:44

not have to Google that at all. Okay.

43:46

Cool. Alright. No. It really is. It's like a

43:48

dipesh mode

43:50

album. Like, one of them between

43:52

experimental ones. Yeah. Super prong. Alright. So,

43:54

I mean, I don't understand I

43:58

don't know where Jones is coming from. I don't really understand how,

44:00

like, imploding bubbles of liquid excited by sound

44:02

per but why not? Is this valid? Is

44:04

there anything else there, dude? It's

44:07

basically wet farts. Yeah. So I'm okay with that. because it makes

44:09

it funny. My UF0

44:11

is powered by

44:14

wet farts, that'd be a great bumper

44:16

sticker. Wow. So Jones goes on to say, perhaps we

44:18

have been too naive to realize until

44:21

now that UFO piracy Pirates.

44:24

e. the theft of earth's energy resources may be

44:26

one of the major reasons for UFO

44:28

activities around Earth as well

44:30

as government secrecy and denial.

44:34

The possibility that alien presence is

44:36

may be leaching electrical and nuclear

44:38

energy as well as human DNA

44:40

and animal biological material may

44:43

be one of the most closely guarded secrets of

44:46

all the world's government.

44:48

And, quote, miss Jones, you

44:50

might be new to the OFO field in two thousand eight. I don't think you were the first one to

44:52

get there, but God bless you. A lot of people

44:54

are here and we're all together and, you know,

44:56

cattle mutilation and energy. I mean, this

44:58

is the We've all we're all

45:00

on the same page. We're all like, yeah. No. That shit's

45:02

real. I sound like I was belittling her.

45:04

I shouldn't have been because everyone

45:06

has to come to this conclusion. Yeah. No.

45:08

Unfortunately, you you get to the we'll as soon as you

45:10

get to the shadow government, you're

45:12

like, now we gotta dig deep. Now we

45:14

gotta dig deep. And then you're gonna hit problematic

45:16

people. Remember what we said about the

45:18

problematic people? Go pass

45:20

them. Go pass make your own judgment. Don't

45:22

blame groups of people that don't need to

45:24

be blamed for shit. Don't keep going

45:26

past them. Absolutely. The shadow government wants you to do. They want you to

45:28

fight each other. Don't

45:30

unite against the shadow government. There it

45:32

is. ISPs. That

45:34

means, I'm sorry, VPNs. Use them. To protect yourself in the

45:36

ISP games, do you Sure. Government. I understood.

45:39

In the NordVPN, they used

45:41

to sponsor us. They did. They

45:44

don't anymore. They fucking He might

45:46

come back. We got better help.

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We got better help. When the shit

45:50

gets too deep, better help dot com slash heller space. There it is.

45:52

I forget what the promo is. It's better help

45:54

dot com slash heller space. There's

45:56

gonna be add

45:58

in this episode. It would have already played. At this time stamp, it would

46:00

have already played. Robert continue. God bless.

46:02

There you go. Shadow governments watch where

46:05

uniting will come for you? No. I mean

46:07

I mean, anytime anytime once the

46:09

scapegoat gets thrown in there, realize you're dealing

46:11

with something shady. Yeah. Exactly. No matter who

46:13

or what, as soon as they start saying, and it's them.

46:15

And not even just the carpet suspects, don't need

46:18

to dump that. You fucking Anybody.

46:20

Yeah. carpet salesman. fucking you

46:22

know, the guy who fucking, you know, tunes

46:24

fucking our main Your eyes on the

46:26

shadow governed. Keep your eyes on it. Two

46:28

eyes. Yes. Three if you have it. There

46:30

you go. It's

46:31

enough to keep you up night. It

46:33

is. But even though sightings of

46:35

these assorted, multitude in a spacecraft

46:37

over Vancouver Island

46:40

quickly dissipated February of nineteen seventy would offer a last

46:42

hurrah for UFO watchers.

46:44

About a month after all of the hubbub

46:47

seem to have fizzled a farmer by the name of

46:49

John Vanderhoek, and that instantly

46:52

brings Wren and snappy to mind. The fucking

46:54

kind of I don't even

46:56

know. Is that Amsterdam

46:58

Dutch? I don't know

46:59

the hook.

47:01

Anyway, Renna's

47:02

Duffy fans know what I'm talking about. I barely do. No. I know.

47:04

I know. He reported to authorities that

47:07

motorists were congregating in

47:10

front of property near Vancouver Island Highway in order to catch

47:12

a glimpse of a quote unquote red

47:14

thing in the

47:16

air. Vanderbilt claimed that the

47:18

object which was white on the top and red

47:20

at the bottom was ascending and

47:22

descending yoyo like all

47:24

the while varying in luminosity from

47:26

dull to brew land. So I

47:28

guess a rolling as it goes down,

47:30

it's like getting brighter as it goes up, it's getting dimmer

47:32

in my mind. I'm not sure, but it's pretty

47:35

cool. As a phone in the report,

47:37

Vanderhoek could only stare at what must

47:39

have been a combination of

47:41

disappointment and relief as the lights

47:44

receded into the west,

47:46

finally disappearing into the

47:48

mountains. The farmer and the other

47:50

observers swore that there was no wind that evening and that they had

47:52

no doubt that the object was

47:54

intelligently controlled.

47:56

UFO sightings the

47:58

area sporadically since then. With a

48:00

report being filed as recently as July

48:02

third twenty ten, I haven't looked for

48:04

more recent ones, though, it's very possible.

48:07

leaving some to wonder if the region might not be

48:09

a window into another

48:12

world, where the veil is thin,

48:14

where the window

48:14

has been cracked. We have heard from some folks

48:16

in the area and they've said that there's some weird stuff. So here's deal. As always, if you

48:19

got your stories email them over to podcast

48:21

at gmail dot com, we could quite possibly use them for

48:23

a listener story.

48:26

you got to be a great follow-up. If you got a bunch of weird shit

48:28

from the area, email at all. It's got to be mad, squashing. We'll we'll turn it

48:30

into a a cool, you know, listener

48:34

stories. and other I'm

48:36

sure plus UFO's and shit man. Oh,

48:38

it's crazy dude. Hobgoblins. Hobgoblins.

48:40

Oh, there it is. Okay.

48:44

Alright. So There it is. There's the there's the bulk of it. There's the

48:46

flap. This is the

48:48

Cowichan. Yep. Kaoichan. Kaoichan.

48:50

how would you cochin odyssey,

48:52

but it's not a hundred percent over. Oh,

48:54

shit. Okay. In the days that followed

48:56

the siding, Jim Drummond claimed

48:59

that he was visited by a United

49:02

States Air Force officer who claimed a hail

49:04

from Nevada. They have no fucking

49:06

jurisdiction in Canada, sir. They

49:08

do not. The military man claimed to be a representative of

49:10

America's official investigative

49:12

organization dedicated to uncovering the

49:14

truth about the UFO mystery Project

49:18

Blue Book. Intrigingly,

49:20

Project Blue Book had been disbanded

49:22

just days before in December

49:25

of nineteen sixty nine. He was

49:27

traveling there. They didn't tell him. They didn't tell him. Didn't

49:29

get the Heinek didn't fucking get a

49:32

telegraph. He's too busy with

49:34

his dope fucking goatee smoke at all. Oh, yeah. No. You gotta fucking you gotta

49:36

wax that van dike or whatever you have. Oh,

49:38

yeah. Hit the hypest van dike. Fuck

49:40

yeah, dude. smooth operator.

49:42

Indeed. Indeed. Intrigingly,

49:44

as I said, that it had been disbanded.

49:46

Following the release of the notoriously slanted

49:50

Committee report. The Conden

49:52

Committee was the official title, unofficial

49:54

title, excuse me, of the University

49:57

of Colorado UFO project an

49:59

assemblage funded by the United States Air

50:02

Force at the university to study

50:04

unidentified flying objects under

50:06

the direction of the

50:08

clearly biased, if not outright

50:10

corrupt physicist Edward

50:12

Condon from nineteen sixty six to

50:14

nineteen sixty eight. What was to be

50:16

a reasonable assessment of the UFO phenomenon

50:18

was according to many researchers

50:21

and numerous insight reports,

50:23

including a documented memo from

50:25

one of the men in charge. Nothing but

50:27

a hack job with the

50:29

preordained outcome of delegitimizing the

50:31

entire field of study and thus

50:34

reducing public panic and therefore

50:36

interest in UFOs.

50:38

Nevertheless, the media celebrated the

50:40

results of the pseudoscientific Report and

50:42

whether individual reporters realize it or not. Western

50:45

societies in general and the press

50:47

in particular have based the ridicule

50:49

of this authentic phenomenon on

50:52

the presumed authenticity of the

50:54

conduct report and other

50:56

misleading campaigns inspired by the

50:58

Robertson panel ever since,

51:00

but I fucking digress.

51:02

So you are not besties

51:04

with the Kanye reporter? Yeah. EKandan

51:07

Kawasaki. Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright. This piece of

51:09

shit. Oh, alright. Listen. Listen. Any

51:11

scientist worth their weight. It's all is gonna fucking

51:13

look at something on by end. Even if

51:16

even if I know I know it's all patriotism, like, the air force is like, we don't

51:18

wanna scare people and we don't wanna waste our

51:20

time. We got we have commies to worry about. You gotta you

51:22

gotta put a Kai Bosh on it, but he didn't

51:24

even he didn't

51:26

even try. Some dude didn't even feel This is where Robert

51:28

goddamn hard earned tax money

51:30

goes. We pay taxes.

51:32

Yes. You

51:32

recently, very recently, know

51:35

I've been living off the grid for so many. I know. And now

51:37

you gotta fucking Yes,

51:40

ma'am. I'm a four year biweekly. I'm a

51:42

a grip. That's VPN. That tax man is coming. You better hook that VPN

51:45

up. Dude, I'm legit, and I'm above

51:47

board. I'm fucking Wow. ever

51:50

under the radar. Here we go. Nevertheless. Yep.

51:52

In the early days of nineteen

51:54

seventy, members were still unofficially

51:58

investigating Encounter. that is members

51:59

of the former project blue

52:02

book, which may well make

52:03

the Vancouver Island incident

52:06

the last

52:08

UFO to be examined by the blue book team.

52:10

That having been noted, there are some researchers

52:12

who speculate that the military officer

52:14

who questioned

52:16

Jim Drummond was actually among the first wave of post blue

52:18

book and pre atyp

52:20

investigators who would continue the project's work in

52:22

confidential or top

52:24

secret fashion. There

52:26

is also the very real possibility according to Leanne Jones

52:29

that Jim Drummond's United States

52:31

Air Force military, man,

52:34

quote, unquote, was using Project Blue Book as a cover for

52:36

another more clandestine organization.

52:38

So that's long been speculated, obviously,

52:40

that there were somebody really studying

52:44

the phenomenon Okay. And that blue book and grudge, you

52:46

know, were just the surface ones

52:48

-- Right. -- designed to appease the

52:50

public, alacer fears,

52:52

debunk things, And then finally, by the

52:54

end, like, even before Conden really

52:56

threw his fucking monkey dick in the

52:58

works, just basically explain away and

53:00

and and shit on

53:02

account. But obviously, there's probably always been some group

53:04

looking into it. I

53:06

mean, there's no way there hasn't

53:08

been. And all

53:10

depends a hundred percent on one thing or not. I mean, did Roswell --

53:12

Right. -- or Aztec or

53:13

whatever. Was there

53:16

anything recovered? if there if raws

53:18

will happen -- Mhmm. -- then a

53:20

hundred percent, there's been deep

53:22

investigations ever since huge branches

53:24

of scientific

53:26

establishment. within the government that have looked into the stuff because they know it's a fact

53:28

and they have to. Mhmm. If it did

53:30

not happen, then I still think

53:33

I would contend that there is a a solid contingent of

53:36

people that had been the way it is

53:38

now, like, publicly acknowledged. They're looking

53:40

into it, especially since

53:42

a tip however, shady and weird that is, fucking that are

53:44

that at least are trying to get to the bottom of the phenomenon

53:46

if only because they don't

53:48

know and legitimate pilots you

53:51

know, who are, you know, one of our best lines of

53:53

defense are saying, oh, shit. We're in jeopardy up here.

53:55

Yeah. We gotta be careful. And I think, like, most

53:57

things, you know, bureaucracy

54:00

and governmental governmentally run things. I think it's just people punching

54:02

in from nine to five trying to do their best and they're

54:04

probably no further with it than

54:06

we are. You're you're

54:08

absolutely right. That's what it comes down. Honestly, one of the

54:10

truest things that I think that I've ever

54:12

read. And and again, I mean,

54:14

you can take you

54:16

can take Lou

54:16

Elizondo. Is that is that not in that? That's an actor. Is that was that

54:18

that's a guy who allegedly was in

54:21

charge of atyp. Yeah.

54:22

yep And other like

54:24

some people in the government say, oh, no. He was never officially

54:26

there. I I don't know. There's a lot with

54:28

him where people are, like, mhmm. But

54:31

the one thing that smack

54:33

to me of the most legitimate thing

54:35

of all this paranormal stuff

54:37

is that there

54:38

is a a contingent within the Pentagon

54:40

that simply does not wanna study this, not because it might not pose a threat, not because this

54:43

technology might not be real, not because it

54:45

might not even represent our chance to

54:47

interact with non human intelligence

54:50

but because they're convinced that that it must have

54:53

a satanic agenda. I mean, and if there's

54:55

one thing that runs

54:55

deep in the American culture, there's

54:58

pentatonical fucking

55:00

you know, it always jambalaya. It's that fucking someone's

55:03

gonna throw Christianity into it and they're

55:05

gonna be afraid of truth. because

55:08

because because of religious bias.

55:10

It's so dumb because no matter what it

55:12

is, it always goes back to that. And that's

55:14

like we've talked about it before, that's

55:16

the unfortunate part is you could get all of this put off there and

55:18

then the like it's Satan. He's coming for you.

55:21

The satanic panic is back. I

55:23

don't know if you've heard about this. I did not. It's a hundred percent

55:26

bad. I had no idea. Fucking so

55:28

dumb. What what's it? It's not as day cares

55:30

anymore. Right? Yeah. I mean, if you've met a level, we don't want we

55:32

don't get into politics. It's just stupid fucking political

55:35

shit. Okay. So we'll we'll leave it there. Alright.

55:37

We'll leave it there. But it's yes. But

55:39

it's not not investigating a

55:42

potential threat or the chance to advance our own

55:44

ability to create, you know, non

55:46

fossil fuel based

55:48

energy because the devil might

55:50

be involved -- Never. -- just

55:52

asinine. Listen. Never did the devil off the table.

55:54

Oh, yeah. And never underestimate

55:56

stupid. There it is. Because a lot

55:58

of stupid. that's just

56:00

festering and they're in charge.

56:02

So what's your heart? There you

56:04

go. There it is.

56:06

People connect your VPNs. let see

56:08

what you're looking at on the fucking

56:10

Internet. Alright. And especially if you're downloading

56:12

torrents, not saying you should.

56:14

No. Yeah. Just saying shit.

56:16

the

56:16

school. Okay.

56:20

the

56:21

So Jones

56:23

went on to speculate. Remember where

56:25

she's thinking about, like, what non

56:27

blue book affiliations

56:30

that this air force man might have had.

56:33

Yeah. Jones speculated that

56:35

mistering man that this mistering

56:37

man was not CIA or NSA, but

56:39

most likely a representative of the Air

56:41

Force Office of Special Investigations, the OSI -- Oh. -- which

56:43

I'm very convinced has a lot to do with

56:45

it, especially back then huddle. Dude, don't you know what?

56:47

Never interested me

56:50

the Air force. No. Those are cool. So your force guess what? Self bombers

56:52

motherfucker. I would never underestimate the

56:54

air. Don't. Geez. Here to tell you not

56:56

to. Okay. Self bombers think

56:58

about it. God damn. I don't think

57:00

too hard. It's the first

57:02

model I ever had. I tried to put it together. It was

57:04

like a snap on plastic model. I

57:06

suck at model

57:08

so bad. Anyway, which was another

57:10

which was instituting the OSI, excuse

57:12

me, which was instituting another

57:15

UFO investigation project under

57:17

an as yet unknown code

57:20

name. This is, of course, again, according to

57:22

Jones. Okay. I don't think

57:24

that any rational individual would doubt for a second that any government on would

57:26

take very seriously the potential threat

57:28

that might come from hyper technological

57:30

aircraft that can invade their air

57:34

spray aerospace undetected and at will whatever their

57:36

intentions may be. I

57:38

wrote, this is

57:38

before I realized that, oh

57:39

yeah, there's gonna be some representative of

57:41

the government that do it because

57:43

it might be piloted by a demon. So, you

57:45

know, that was me overestimating things back in

57:48

twenty eleven.

57:50

There's not a government on earth that

57:52

wouldn't be smart enough. Okay. because

57:54

there's werewolves in the Pentagon. Yeah. I

57:57

hope you're happy, guys. I

58:00

got were wolves. Oh. How about

58:02

drag How about draggula?

58:04

Draggula. Do you have any creature from the black

58:06

lagoon? No. My got -- Mhmm. -- mummies and

58:08

hanger eighteen. Read about it

58:10

later. It's all fun at games till fucking

58:12

fifteen years from now. So my Pfizer's

58:14

pod gets Those fuckers knew about the war fabric. They knew about the Jack

58:16

Wolf. The two girls fucking wear wall. They know

58:18

how to pronounce it. They knew about

58:20

the dolls.

58:21

We're gonna this fucker. I can

58:24

conclude it up. So what to make

58:26

of these incredible

58:28

UFO sightings? There can be little that this is one of

58:30

the most remarkable UFO slash

58:32

humanoid cases in

58:34

modern history. First offers

58:36

up an amazing amount of corroborating evidence. And

58:38

and in terms of flaps. I mean, you get

58:40

Phoenix Lights, you got, you know, hair report,

58:43

you just There's lots famous UFO flaps,

58:45

but this offers a lot of,

58:47

like, instant corroboration. Cowichan

58:49

fucking jumping. Yeah. So

58:52

it's it's fascinating.

58:54

Not only

58:54

that, but also proffer some of

58:57

the more outstanding eyewitnesses ever

58:59

assembled running the game from a country

59:01

of healthcare professionals to a ship's pilot to educators

59:03

and administrators to a judge, to a

59:05

mayor, to many other

59:08

respected citizens and an amateur astronomer. I'm not forget Vern.

59:10

It's an impressive array to say

59:12

the least. In fact, if the above mentioned

59:14

witnesses had claimed to observe crime

59:18

rather than a UFO, the old classic trope, the

59:20

caveat, then just about any jury

59:23

would deliberate from your moments

59:25

before moving to convict. What's

59:28

more, the folks involved have all stuck by their

59:30

stories for over forty years and none of

59:32

them have made any over efforts

59:34

to exploit

59:36

their experiences. Perhaps Jones put it most succinctly, quote, a

59:38

significant factor of the sighting

59:40

is that none of the witnesses have made

59:42

any effort to

59:44

publicize it yet at the same

59:46

time made no pretense of being

59:48

secretive, end quote, which again is

59:50

not to say that if you wanna write a book about your

59:52

experience, it's a lie. There's no shame in

59:53

wanting to share your story, and there's no shame in

59:56

making a couple bucks off of it. But

59:58

you you do run the risk

59:59

of people you

1:00:01

know, they're gonna accuse you of pulling

1:00:03

a lot. Right. And, you know, and maybe you are who

1:00:05

the fuck knows, but there

1:00:08

it is. In

1:00:08

terms of Frieda and Doreen, you remember her original narrative? I

1:00:10

do. Yeah. Who brought witness to what is

1:00:13

arguably the most unbelievable element

1:00:15

of the case the humanoids were at least

1:00:17

kindled it. I believe that the investigators who published the

1:00:20

details of the case in the summer of

1:00:22

nineteen in the summer of nineteen seventy edition

1:00:24

of the

1:00:26

Canadian report volume one number seven, which I've

1:00:28

I've never read an issue of it. I'd love to get my

1:00:30

hands on some, describe their credentials as

1:00:34

professional caregivers and witnesses

1:00:36

perfectly by saying, quote,

1:00:39

miss Doreen Kendall, a practical nurse,

1:00:41

and miss Frito Wilson, a registered

1:00:43

nurse, are employed together on the night shift in

1:00:45

the extended care ward for elderly

1:00:47

patients at the Cowichan

1:00:50

Hospital at Dunkin' on

1:00:52

Vancouver Island. There's is a position that requires a special degree of

1:00:54

tact, maturity, and gentleness

1:00:56

of manner for it is at

1:00:58

night that their patients often unable to

1:01:02

sleep have long lonely hours in which to contemplate the little

1:01:04

that remains for them in

1:01:06

life. Jesus, that's literally oh

1:01:09

my god. Dude, I get

1:01:11

washed out. Oh my god. Freedom door

1:01:14

ring hats off. Ladies -- Yeah. --

1:01:16

full

1:01:16

respect. Oh my god. I just did the

1:01:18

I did the the thing that I did fingers

1:01:20

in the air. I'm like Yeah. Yeah. You're totally fine. No. What is what is his

1:01:22

hunger games? Right? Is that hunger games? I think

1:01:24

I think Jesus did that a lot too.

1:01:27

this Hunger Games, some Hunger Games in them. God.

1:01:29

Okay. You guys are fucking sane. So we shout out to

1:01:31

all of our medical professionals out there folks who

1:01:33

are safe. My god. True fucking heroes.

1:01:35

Jesus. He's my wife in dupe deal. Hey, my wife.

1:01:37

A Satan y one. Yeah. If you got diabetes,

1:01:39

she'll educate you on. She's sure fucking will. Let's her over

1:01:41

in St. Joe's. She'll still give

1:01:44

me cake. Okay. because your wife is a

1:01:46

wonderful woman who can deal with the

1:01:48

complexities of

1:01:50

life. Alright.

1:01:53

Buck.

1:01:56

So III guess the Canadian UFO report

1:01:58

really blew me away on the state

1:01:59

of Jerry address. and bummer. They

1:02:02

had nothing to look forward to doing. What to do

1:02:04

now, man? I'm fucking kind of Let's

1:02:06

let's let's see where I I must have because I

1:02:08

don't remember why I quoted this.

1:02:10

What's your reason? Here we go. It's a it's an

1:02:12

odyssey for all of us. Our listeners, us, we don't

1:02:14

know -- Mhmm. -- a word or gesture of

1:02:16

comfort from the nurses on duty. is

1:02:19

all they have in their fading world until

1:02:21

the routine of morning helps them

1:02:23

into another day.

1:02:26

all they're doing is sitting there alone at night thinking doing a bomber. I'm

1:02:28

gonna die. I'm gonna die. But I know what?

1:02:30

That I'm not that giant. No. They got freedom.

1:02:32

They got doreen. They buy their sides.

1:02:35

He's fucking angels. Yes, they are. Sent from

1:02:38

heaven. Wingless angels. Yeah. Wingless

1:02:40

angels. Dude, their hearts are too big. Lying on

1:02:42

the edge of

1:02:44

massager. Yeah. and they're fuck god. Thank god bless his woman, son of a

1:02:46

bitch. It is immediately apparent

1:02:47

on meeting them that missus

1:02:50

Kendall and

1:02:52

missus Wilson Both in late middle age were assigned to particular

1:02:54

work with these qualifications in

1:02:56

mind. In addition to what

1:02:58

training obviously has been given them,

1:03:01

They have an inborn quality that invites

1:03:04

trust and it was no surprise after we

1:03:06

interviewed them that friends and

1:03:08

former patients

1:03:10

of each told us that they would accept

1:03:12

their word under any circumstance. Coming from several

1:03:14

who had doubted the existence of UFO's

1:03:17

was significant tribute in light of what

1:03:20

the two nurses with a partial

1:03:22

confirmation by two others who arrived

1:03:24

seconds later said they

1:03:26

observed outside the hospital

1:03:28

just as nineteen seventy was

1:03:30

dawning on the Pacific

1:03:34

coast. So, Saints.

1:03:34

Oh, yes. That was fucking

1:03:35

thank you women. Thank thank you

1:03:38

ladies. Indeed. Yeah. As

1:03:40

in

1:03:40

many

1:03:40

such media hype flaps, There

1:03:44

were a few hoaxers making false reports over the following

1:03:46

months, and even one case of a fake

1:03:48

UFO being released by what may have

1:03:52

been chalked what many have, excuse me, chalked up to school kids,

1:03:54

drunks or both. Drunks and

1:03:56

children -- Yeah. -- they tell the

1:03:59

truth. The the way you

1:04:01

have a bourbon addict. I love it.

1:04:03

Jim Drubbing. Drumming. Jim, what the fuck? What

1:04:05

the fuck? Drumming. No. What

1:04:08

the fuck? was the name of

1:04:10

Naked Gun, Leslie Nielsen. Frank

1:04:12

Dervin. Frank Dervin. Yeah. But anyway,

1:04:14

Jim, that went nowhere. What was the point of

1:04:16

that little Drivevin can didn't you just Jim Drummond

1:04:18

actually saw this copycat UFO,

1:04:20

and that's Jim Drummond actually, a few

1:04:22

days after his initial sighting and had

1:04:25

this to say about it.

1:04:26

The second one wasn't the same thing at all. You

1:04:28

could see it was a kid's job. Not

1:04:30

a fraction is bright and it was just

1:04:32

bobbing around without really going anywhere.

1:04:36

I

1:04:36

like the fact the kids like it. You see, we're gonna get up now. You see?

1:04:38

There we go. It was. Hey.

1:04:39

You're taking all Burberry's lanterns. Hey. We're gonna get

1:04:41

all Burbened up with Jeff over here and go,

1:04:43

like, I'm fucking huge

1:04:46

mama. Jeff. Fucking good Of course, they're gonna fucking do that. I hope they were smoking

1:04:48

cigarettes, and then later for you. It's nineteen seventy.

1:04:50

Of course, they rolled up in their fucking

1:04:52

sleeves, their white teas with their

1:04:54

fucking bightatlas pump. We're fucking ten year old kids smoking butts.

1:04:56

Talking carbon buttsy. Like, all kids

1:04:59

did. Like, in Vancouver. In nineteen seventy

1:05:01

before happy days was even

1:05:04

a thing. They were

1:05:05

out of their times. Oh, fucking. Superbond. Alright.

1:05:08

Nevertheless, it should come as no

1:05:10

surprise that

1:05:12

professional skeptics or debunkers, scumbags,

1:05:14

have used this incident to dismiss

1:05:17

the entire flap Former

1:05:19

UFO skeptic turned eyewitness, Freda

1:05:22

Wilson, completely dismissed the idea

1:05:24

that what she, Doreen, and the other

1:05:26

nurses saw was some kind of

1:05:28

hoax stating Some people say we

1:05:30

were looking at a plastic bag with

1:05:32

candles in it, put there as a

1:05:34

joke, but it would take a million

1:05:36

candles to make it as bright

1:05:38

as that. And when I say

1:05:39

scumbags, the Monkers are scumbags. Just fucking I skeptics

1:05:41

are great. Always look at things with

1:05:43

an unbiased eye. but don't

1:05:45

just shit on things for because you're

1:05:48

afraid to look at potentials.

1:05:50

We have

1:05:52

to have a wide open view of this. Skeptics there.

1:05:54

Of skeptical. welcome. Everybody.

1:05:56

Love skeptics. Everyone should be skeptical. Shit.

1:05:58

No one should be a

1:05:59

true believer. But the thing about

1:06:02

democracy is they don't realize you're

1:06:04

just susceptible

1:06:04

to the true behaviorisms as the

1:06:06

fucking person that's just gung ho that it's

1:06:08

a yeti coming out of a UFO.

1:06:10

It's like you are so determined not to be open to

1:06:12

anything. Well, closed. You

1:06:14

know, that's the that's the quagmire of

1:06:18

the debunker. Mhmm. Here you

1:06:20

go. You're right. A painful existence. It's a

1:06:22

quag bunker. It's a quag bunker.

1:06:24

Sadly, many of the eyewitnesses involved with this

1:06:26

case are no longer with us. they died

1:06:28

alone at night. With maybe two

1:06:30

nurses there to comfort them in their last

1:06:32

moments. RIP, dude.

1:06:34

But their accounts testament to one of

1:06:37

the most enigmatic and intriguing close encounters

1:06:39

of all time. One that

1:06:41

affected myriad lives, leaving

1:06:44

some for the better and others, no doubt,

1:06:46

fearful of

1:06:46

the worst. But as

1:06:48

has been indicated many times

1:06:51

for by individuals infinitely brighter than

1:06:54

I. If these beings, whatever their

1:06:56

agenda may be, wanted to do us

1:06:58

real harm, they could have done so many

1:07:00

times over and there is

1:07:02

little we could have done to prevent

1:07:04

it. That in and of itself

1:07:06

doesn't mean that the E Ts are

1:07:08

inherently good, of course. but then

1:07:10

who would we be to

1:07:12

judge? Their agenda

1:07:12

would likely be as inscrutable to

1:07:15

us as a Broadway musical would

1:07:17

be to a tick. But suffice it

1:07:19

to say, there seems to be a sort of,

1:07:21

if not, detent, then at least a

1:07:23

mutual consideration to avoid wholesale

1:07:26

slaughter between

1:07:28

us. And

1:07:29

All in all, that's better than nothing. That's the best ending we could

1:07:31

hope for. Just

1:07:31

a mutual agreement of, like, let's just

1:07:34

continue to live hand in

1:07:36

saucer. Yeah.

1:07:38

I mean, you're in control. You can do whatever you want. You can man Not saying

1:07:40

that we're not gonna go down fighting because fuck that I

1:07:42

am. Oh, yeah. We'll we'll try on

1:07:46

this hill. Yeah. Shouldn't be, like, Jack Black and fucking Mars attacks, and you

1:07:48

cut off charge items just roast it. That'll be me.

1:07:50

Everyone turned it to, like, green skeletons. I was trying to a

1:07:52

goddamn American hero. Mars still. Rolls

1:07:54

flaws. I

1:07:56

don't hate that movie. I I like it. I I should. I should no. It's

1:07:58

just great. Did I fucking love I mean,

1:08:00

it's vlogs. Oh, it's so flawed. I love Mars

1:08:02

attacks. But, yeah, Tim Burton fucking rolls.

1:08:05

He did once. He's, you know, he stopped ruling

1:08:08

while ago. So say the same with you, Lucas. It's okay.

1:08:10

Let's move on. Okay. console. to

1:08:12

see. that is the story

1:08:14

of the the the Cowichan Hospital Odyssey. I

1:08:16

did throw in this little thing when I

1:08:18

was doing research on this years ago,

1:08:22

when they were refurbishing the front, they put on,

1:08:24

like, the sunburst I

1:08:26

don't know, like like like like

1:08:29

a like a front edge. A decorative area in the front. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

1:08:31

A cool stuff like a facade. Okay. That's what

1:08:34

I'm talking about. And

1:08:36

And it looks sort of UFOE. And I know in

1:08:38

in, like, my original article, I wanted I said something along the lines of, like, maybe someone on the board of directors

1:08:41

was secretly trying to

1:08:43

back in them back I don't

1:08:45

think that's the case at all. I don't even

1:08:47

think it's them even celebrating the history of but I do get a out of it existing.

1:08:52

But throwing

1:08:53

that completely away because it has

1:08:55

nothing to do with anything. Right. This really does represent one of

1:08:57

the more

1:08:59

fascinating and perhaps less celebrated of

1:09:01

the UFO cases. One in that, I guess, ostensibly includes

1:09:04

a close encounter

1:09:06

of the third kind. yeah, we

1:09:09

have humanoids. We have multiple ships. tons of people. See, we

1:09:11

we get we get one humanoid sighting. Oh, two humanoid sightings,

1:09:13

but one yes. Right.

1:09:15

One one. Yeah. one

1:09:17

citing of two year olds. Yes.

1:09:20

Yeah. I mean, honestly, here, skeptically speaking,

1:09:22

I think we've there's so so

1:09:24

many it

1:09:26

seems too much to be mistaken for something. Now granted, if you're gonna say, like aircraft

1:09:31

experiments or whatever, It's

1:09:34

way too populated. Way too many people are But, you know, you're you're you're not wrong. Let's let's test that water for a

1:09:36

second because walking down the skeptical

1:09:38

lane is something we do. Right.

1:09:43

they're humanoid. They they're finely cut in

1:09:45

men according to nurse Kendall,

1:09:47

you know, wearing, you know,

1:09:49

some technology agitry and basically

1:09:52

a gussie mask and and and

1:09:54

bodysuit. Mhmm. If this was, say, a

1:09:56

United States, or a Canadian or

1:09:58

who the fuck knows what? Maybe

1:10:01

even Russian experimental craft. Maybe maybe

1:10:03

based on like like like

1:10:05

so many, you know, people that are, you know, into uphrology, like, what do they

1:10:07

call retrofitted a lien? What what

1:10:10

what happens when you reverse technology?

1:10:12

Yeah. You

1:10:14

know what I'm saying? Maybe it's based on extra truck extra

1:10:16

to I'm I'm I don't know why

1:10:18

I'm speeding up. I gotta stop bumping rails

1:10:21

before the pause. I did not pump it all around.

1:10:23

Bob is back. No. It's fucking day

1:10:25

quilt, Bobby. But fucking so let

1:10:28

me calm down. maybe it's

1:10:30

reverse engineered technology from an extraterrestrial source. Maybe it's them just trying to create

1:10:32

a a new thing. Like, you

1:10:34

know, like just cutting edge technology.

1:10:39

and this is a protective suit, but they're just human beings. And maybe

1:10:41

they flew over the bearing straight and

1:10:43

it's they they

1:10:45

figure the Russians thought maybe they could dick around

1:10:47

in Canada because it's not, like, the same as maybe

1:10:49

an incursion on United States soil, and

1:10:52

it's an island off the Pacific coast

1:10:54

so they can make a quick retreat to

1:10:56

whatever ship or what whatever

1:10:58

the, you know, whatever they took off from. Mhmm. There is a chance all there

1:11:01

is a chance my

1:11:04

blathering aside that

1:11:04

this this could be like a

1:11:07

a Soviet era or or maybe even United States

1:11:09

experimental

1:11:12

aircraft where where

1:11:13

kinda like the cashed tantrum thing, like it it starts getting wobbly and shitty and and and instead of having a

1:11:16

helicopter Encounter,

1:11:20

this thing that these pilots just have to kinda

1:11:22

get their shit together and get out. Right. But before they could do so, they

1:11:26

were seen by eleven hundred dinner Pirates. From

1:11:29

New Year's Day. Yeah.

1:11:32

They they almost crashed

1:11:34

into, like, some Portby Drummond's house. I mean, these port

1:11:36

pilots are on shift. They probably got fucked

1:11:38

up beforehand the legs. Fuck New Year's Eve.

1:11:40

Fuck a Ben. Here we go.

1:11:43

And I feel like, I

1:11:44

shit. We're in Canada. What the fuck happened?

1:11:46

How do we get here in goddamn? But the only thing with that though is I think it will be

1:11:48

very fucking hard to have an

1:11:50

incursion like that in anybody's airspace.

1:11:54

Right. Can Canadian whether it's Canada, the

1:11:56

US, whatever. You're not gonna fly your shit

1:11:58

into Canada and then just

1:11:59

be like, oh, it's good. Niagara Falls

1:12:02

is way the fuck over there. You know? Like Well, in an island off the West Coast,

1:12:04

if -- True. -- you take off from

1:12:06

a ship and still, then you need your

1:12:08

force. don't

1:12:11

don't don't give me listen, I'm not belittling Canadian airspace or their

1:12:13

ability to defend it. No. I'm

1:12:15

just saying that they

1:12:17

don't that no countries. No cultures fuck robots. You

1:12:19

know, it's NATO. It's it's all part it's all part and

1:12:21

parcel. But maybe that's the whole point. If you're

1:12:24

experimenting with something that's supposed

1:12:26

to look like an alien craft, But

1:12:28

you have disguised pilots and and and and maybe

1:12:30

you have mastered a certain kind of technology that

1:12:33

allows you to get in and out

1:12:35

pretty quick. because this thing does incredible And you know, if it's reported

1:12:37

and then even people in the in the Canadian

1:12:39

Air Force see they

1:12:42

might be like, oh, fuck, we can't talk about this. Like some of a bitch

1:12:44

with the fuck's going on. They got this. It's

1:12:46

like when our when our dudes fucking see UAPs

1:12:49

and shit, and they'll attacks. And those stupid fucking globes

1:12:51

are I mean, those stupid fucking triangle things.

1:12:53

Sure. Cube's. Maybe that is a thing where they're,

1:12:55

like, we're gonna report this roomy fuck. especially back

1:12:57

in nineteen seven. Oh my god. You don't wanna fly a fucking mask. You wanna This you

1:12:59

wanna this could save the sky. Alright. So the possibility I

1:13:01

mean, but I'm there. I mean, you

1:13:03

would think though with

1:13:07

the collapsing of half a century -- Right. -- that if

1:13:09

we had that kind of technology and not and

1:13:11

not, like, the the, like,

1:13:13

the flying Abercrombie or whatever the fuck it was, the

1:13:16

weird disk thing that we know

1:13:18

about. That's basically a helicopter that

1:13:20

sucks. that if we

1:13:22

had some of this that it would have

1:13:24

manifested in some way, but I'm just saying we can't a hundred percent

1:13:26

take off human beings high technology cold war era craziness

1:13:31

off the table. It's always there. I don't personally think that's what No.

1:13:33

No. No. But cold war craziness is at least,

1:13:35

you know -- Yeah. -- between the salt

1:13:37

and pepper shaker and the Satan on the

1:13:39

table. Totally. I mean, don't see what I think

1:13:41

this is is that this is just a a large flap where all these people, like I

1:13:43

said, multiple at least three hundred thousand

1:13:46

dinner parties at the time. Yep. You know, saw everything, and they documented it,

1:13:48

which is great. Everybody wrote everything down.

1:13:51

They made other documentations. Like,

1:13:53

this is what we saw. You got collaborating. You got

1:13:55

evidence. You got the Curry Rotor Stories. Evidence in the

1:13:57

fact of, like, is of eyewitness

1:13:59

evidence. Sure. Obviously. But everybody kinda came

1:14:01

to the same conclusion. Like, yeah.

1:14:03

No. It's here. the theory they went with with

1:14:05

the power, I'm not gonna totally poo poo that because We gotta remember. That's just Quake and and

1:14:07

and Stanley Jones. Right. But

1:14:10

it's I mean, especially, like,

1:14:12

how, you know, I mean, on on

1:14:15

an innumerable, I guess, is that that's

1:14:17

a word. Yeah. You have folks fucking with,

1:14:19

like, nuclear power plants. Sure.

1:14:22

You know, whether it's, like, a warning or, like, they're, like,

1:14:24

check it out or whatever. You know,

1:14:26

maybe maybe that is the case that

1:14:28

they they very well could be here It just

1:14:30

seems like of all the things that come here for, like, electric I

1:14:33

mean, water, I guess, I get because it's probably

1:14:35

scarce in the universe. You

1:14:37

think? But, like, electricity. I mean, like, guys. I know, you know,

1:14:39

but me, like, it's that big of a deal really. But maybe it's just

1:14:41

easier to siphon it off. Like, maybe not

1:14:44

everything processes

1:14:46

it. I mean, you would think at this point they would have, like, some sort

1:14:48

of super solar cells or something just flying through

1:14:50

the cosmos. You get near a sun. You

1:14:53

charge up. You you go. But who knows what their technology is

1:14:55

based on? Who knows what the fuck is

1:14:57

going on? So if you can, like, get

1:15:00

some processed,

1:15:02

you know, you know, uranium. I don't I don't even know. I had

1:15:04

no idea what I'm talking about. If you

1:15:06

can just get electricity that's already made

1:15:08

in a nuclear power plant, and

1:15:10

he's slide over, suck it up, and you don't have to do any of

1:15:12

the work yourself. Yeah. I mean, people tend to

1:15:14

be parasitic. I mean, I would just assume

1:15:17

that, like, if you have that type of technology

1:15:19

to a traverse fucking the cosmos to

1:15:21

get here. And you're like, oh,

1:15:23

electricity. Like, it just seems like really?

1:15:25

No. I agree. It seems whack. Well, we don't know that's really what they're getting out of it. No. It's

1:15:27

true because it was just a a theory

1:15:29

put out there by

1:15:32

by Quayfe. in

1:15:34

in in his UFO buddy there. it Vernon or was Yeah.

1:15:37

So Vernon

1:15:40

Stanley Jones? Alan

1:15:42

Parsons Project. Alan Parsons Project. Dude,

1:15:45

fuck. So there it is,

1:15:46

man. Fuck. Cauching a counter dude. What

1:15:48

a fucking great

1:15:49

again, this is a story that you'd written so

1:15:51

long ago and I was so fucking stoked to do it. It's so cool. I love it. classic. we get these stories where there's so many

1:15:53

people that see it and they're all upfront

1:15:56

about it, and

1:15:59

everyone's, like, on the same page, like, yes, this is what we saw. And

1:16:01

then it just sits there, which is unfortunate, but,

1:16:03

you know, it it's too bad that more can't be

1:16:05

done with it. But it's one of those moments in time when

1:16:08

you're, like, this happened. We

1:16:10

were here. We're sticking with our story. A broken down UFO. Yeah. It could have been a mass visitation.

1:16:13

Yeah. We just

1:16:16

don't know. I I'm

1:16:18

I'm I'm tending to think maybe because

1:16:20

Akam's razor -- Right. --

1:16:21

that people are reporting different manifestations of

1:16:23

the

1:16:23

same thing. Like,

1:16:25

it's easier for me to think that it's that one Saturn like saucer, but when it's spinning a certain way, it looks

1:16:27

like a giant ice cream cone. Right.

1:16:30

But that to me, that

1:16:33

might be me being lazy. Not even being lazy. Like, doing my best to fit everything into, like,

1:16:35

the square hole -- Right. -- because that

1:16:38

was the first one scene.

1:16:41

more fascinating would be the idea that, like, maybe

1:16:43

some more rescue ships or maybe these people were crash landing and they

1:16:45

had, like, some important fucking

1:16:48

shit. So enemy

1:16:50

forces were coming to maybe try

1:16:53

to intercept them or in allies

1:16:55

were also coming down. So bobies.

1:16:57

Oh, no. The ice cream fucking chip might fucking their, like, assistance. And they're like, I'm maybe they're in his house. No. This is

1:17:00

truck trucker. Oh,

1:17:03

no. Not that. And then

1:17:05

the the Hulu hoop one is, like, the fucking portal of, like, the wormhole thing. I mean, the

1:17:07

people that shot through the wormhole the ones that were, like, in

1:17:10

the fucking orange cigar that Judge Hamlet

1:17:12

saw but

1:17:15

then the egg came. The egg came

1:17:17

to ask your buddy. Drummond in

1:17:19

the egg. I drummond in the

1:17:21

egg. We lost Bobby. Did they get the secret kids? Did they get

1:17:24

did they collect the space

1:17:26

slugs? No. No. No. No.

1:17:29

Did they get it home? Dude, to think

1:17:31

about it.

1:17:31

Are we a prison world critters? Think about it.

1:17:34

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1:17:38

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Have you danced? No. I actually took

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1:17:56

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have, and I took it I took a video of him on top of my Gillette and his Q pop, and I played with

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1:18:07

Oh, honestly, mothman, mothman with your glowing

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love it. Discord's awesome. Yeah. Some of the coolest people,

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the camp players, show up for all sorts of events. But the movie nights are great too because now are we watching it and you know,

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talking some shit, but we have

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good conversations at it. Oh, if if

1:20:35

the best way that I found that we were able to

1:20:37

interact. It's the best chance. And I I love

1:20:39

that because we don't I mean,

1:20:41

we don't often get a chance No. No. If my

1:20:43

voice just fucking totally cracked for some reason. That's

1:20:45

alright. No. It's okay. Alright. What's the

1:20:47

doorbells? Alright. There it is. Thank you

1:20:49

all. so very much. And I'm

1:20:52

talking to you soon. Bucking a. Right. God,

1:20:54

this is fun. Peace. I missed

1:20:55

you. I missed you too, buddy.

1:20:57

Yeah. There it is. wait till I tell you about

1:20:59

my dental bill for my implant. Goddamn.

1:21:01

It's expensive. The

1:21:03

teeth. And else,

1:21:04

this tooth ain't

1:21:06

cheap. See you.

1:21:12

Bye, guys.