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Hello, and welcome

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to the Cryptonaut My name is

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Mark Storz, and I am joined by mister Robert Thomas

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Morphe thus second. How

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you doing y'all? What's happening, Uncle

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Rob? Not a heck of a lot. We're back

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buddy. We are. We're doing it. And cold.

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Yeah. Boy, is it snowing out? And

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are we bundled the fudge up in our studio?

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Yeah. The the old man sent

0:56

to New York bitch time has

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arrived. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Oh,

1:01

my knees are active. Yeah. Now is

1:03

it rheumatoid arthritis? I don't know.

1:05

I'm not gonna get it diagnosed. I'm just

1:08

saying it's fucking cold. Yeah. Yeah.

1:10

No. It's it's a time of the year where all of a sudden

1:12

you're like, is that the sound? Is

1:14

it the distant sound,

1:16

the angelic yet demonic sound

1:19

of Mariah Carey?

1:21

Oh, god. All I want for Christmas is

1:23

you. Is that what I'm hearing? been saying because

1:25

they're the only ones that can hear the high notes. Yeah.

1:27

But I Funko

1:30

just released one of the album

1:32

series pops of the Mariah Carey. All I

1:34

want for Christmas is you. Or That was, like, I

1:36

get it just to, like, melt it is, like, an afigy

1:38

to hopefully get her to go away, but

1:40

look. You know what? I'm gonna say this though, but all

1:42

I want for Christmas is you and Mariah Carey.

1:44

Good on her because every year she is making

1:47

a fucking fortune op. Oh, yeah. She I

1:49

don't biggrudge her. No. She that song

1:51

sucks ass and I hate her horrible. She is

1:53

papered up from that song. Fuck yes.

1:55

That's why she comes out of her script. Not a problem. like,

1:57

here I am. She is the queen of the vampire.

1:59

Alright. Can that be a great

2:02

casting? Pretty

2:03

clear. I remember that movie she was in, like, butterfly

2:05

or some shit. Oh, yeah. That sucked. Anyway,

2:08

here we are, Robert. Patreon is the thing we offer

2:10

folks over there. The old patreon dot com

2:12

slash, got the not podcast. Let's give some shout

2:14

outs, Robert. There's some good folks that support us.

2:17

keeping us warm, check. Not

2:19

not well enough, apparently. Yeah. But

2:21

thank you for your big efforts. And this includes

2:24

Shelley Hopkins. Thank you, Shelley. Chesapeake.

2:28

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm there,

2:30

Chesapeake. There's some there's some sexy

2:33

fish people and some star system.

2:35

Series BC3 Who knows

2:37

what? They're into that. Just

2:40

Tito. Oh, my favorite out of the Jackson five,

2:42

just Tito. What up? behold and

2:44

revere. The unpeeled one.

2:47

I don't know why I left her when I saw that, but

2:49

it's fucking hilarious. Like, Like,

2:52

it's like literally Lovecraft reading about

2:54

a banana. Yes. That's how he would put

2:56

it completely. The unfreeze some banana

2:58

on your oatmeal deer. I'll take

3:00

the unpaid one. Nice.

3:03

Hunter Mills. Thank you, Hunter.

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And Saucer 4206

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Hell, yeah, dude. John Santo

3:10

Lucito. Nice. Thank you, John.

3:13

Benjamin Duffy, Ben to his friends.

3:15

and we're his friends apparently because that's what he wrote. There

3:17

you go. Thank you, Ben. Charlie. Oh.

3:20

Charlie. Chucker. Charlie. Probably

3:22

not my kid. probably not. I mean, is

3:24

he allowed to sign up for Patreon you?

3:27

No. He He invested his dad's podcast

3:29

because that would make even less sense. Yeah.

3:31

No. No. He Now he just

3:33

recently started getting the ability to,

3:35

like, you know, have his own

3:37

private Instagram where he posts

3:40

up pictures of his football car. And like, hey, hey, you can

3:42

have a twitch and hey, you courts have

3:44

a big one hundred. Yes. Yes. But he's, you

3:46

know, he's he's a good kid. So Oh, yeah. Of course,

3:48

he is. He's a great kid. Thank you, Charlie. and

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rounding it up this week, shortlist. The

3:54

fuck sucker. Oh, thank you. The

3:56

fuck sucker. We do have one more very special

3:59

shout out going here to Jeff the

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agony and ecstasy of Achilles

4:03

Metcalfe, carry on motherfucker,

4:05

inhale and kill.

4:08

be stupid silly. Yes. I do love

4:10

when we get the Manawore fans. Goddamn. There

4:12

it is. Alright. This week, I've

4:15

known about that. We've talked about the story a couple

4:17

of times. Yeah. We've well, it's been in the works

4:19

forever. You've had this super long article

4:22

a while ago that you wrote about it over there in mysterious

4:24

universe? Yes. So we've been meaning

4:26

to do this. We're doing it. This is part one of

4:28

a two parter. Yes. It is. So strap in.

4:31

because mbobiam mbobiam marker

4:33

here. We got two parters, baby. That's what There

4:35

you go. Boom. It's milking it.

4:37

It really demands two parts. No. This

4:39

is one that we were like, we can probably

4:41

do this in one. And I'm like, oh my god. There's

4:43

no Oh, no. I tried writing it this morning. I was

4:46

really like, no. Bang for the buck. I've always been like

4:48

that. And then when it got to about the eighth page

4:50

and I saw the look in your eyes even though you weren't

4:52

there, but I use the what I would

4:54

get. I'm like, you know what? There's enough

4:56

for two here. Not three.

4:58

That's milking it. You will not turn this into

5:00

a three part. Uncle Rob has a

5:02

six page limit. What'd you, good been

5:04

doing? I've been doing pretty good. I

5:07

resisted it first. You know? Yeah. I'm not

5:09

a long haul trucker of words. And

5:12

I'm taking speed all night and my

5:14

foot is going to the middle. But

5:16

in deference to my partners in this endeavor,

5:19

six page limit. because I'm just trying to talk

5:21

you down. Look, no. This makes it easier

5:23

for you. You don't understand. It'll be easier

5:26

on your mind and soul. They need it. They

5:28

need all the facts. I keep give them our

5:30

fans, dear to me. Oh, man.

5:32

So this, though, we had a little bit of a pre

5:35

show meeting here how to say this. We got a lot

5:37

different pronunciations. Yeah. Like all of them. We got

5:40

Cowichan? cowichan. cowichan.

5:43

cowichan. Yep. Cowichan.

5:46

Cowquican. I think we're gonna with Oh,

5:48

well, they said, here's the one thing. Like,

5:50

we like, literally, there were mechanical

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Nurses. LOVELY LADIES ALL

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TRYING TO TELL US HOW TO SAY IT. ALL DIFFERENT,

5:57

BUT THEY SAID THE AMERICAN PRENXIATION WHICH

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MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE THIS IS A CANADIAN

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STORY. Reporter: RIGHT, said it's

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Cowichan Koetian. So I've decided

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I'm gonna go with Koetian. So if it's Kaoetian

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or Kaoetian or please let us know.

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Kaoetian whatever But it's not gonna change. But

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what we're doing We're doing Koetian. We're doing

6:14

Koetian. I'm pointing at you to the I know I'm saying

6:16

it right. Koetian America Koetian.

6:19

Nice. If you're if you're from Kawakan

6:21

or Kawakan or Kawakan, I

6:24

mean, we've heard it every single way of Vancouver

6:27

Island and we're making asses of ourselves, enjoy

6:29

it because that's literally what we do and then feel

6:31

free to correct us if it makes you feel better. I mean,

6:33

honestly, it might not be worth sending the correction

6:36

because we are telling you that we don't know what it

6:38

is. We don't know what it is. And it could be any of these,

6:40

so your corrections might fall on deaf ears

6:42

or muted emails, unfortunately. But You

6:44

know, I'm we'll figure it out. You

6:46

know what this word is? What's that? Our chili's

6:49

heel. Alright. See see what

6:51

we did there. Yeah. chili. You can't

6:53

you can't let us fucking around words. Oh,

6:55

you can't Achilles. Good, sir. Achilles.

6:59

The

6:59

cow can and

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Cowichan. Koichan. Yeah.

7:03

There you go. The Koichan encountered

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part one -- Uno. -- night shift nurses

7:08

and a saucer man. Oh, yeah.

7:11

Let's get started with in the wee

7:13

hours of New Year's Day nineteen

7:15

seventy. A group of night shift

7:17

nurses would bear witness to a

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peculiar. I nailed

7:22

it. I didn't I didn't say peculiar. I really

7:24

wish it did, but it's still great. and evidently

7:27

incapacitated flying

7:29

saucer piloted by a pair of

7:32

bizarre humanoid beings in

7:34

what would become one of the strangest

7:36

events in the history of Canadian

7:39

UFO research. One that would

7:41

forever alter the lives of

7:43

those involved. Isn't that

7:45

the way it is? It is. First, you change Canadian

7:47

UFO research. You just turn it on its

7:49

ass. So you have to. And then you change the lives

7:51

of all involved. I mean, that's that's

7:53

a ballsy move. Kinda couple of Saucer pilots.

7:56

Kinda par for what happens with these things there,

7:58

Robert. So without further, I do.

8:00

Let's get started. What I'm excited about

8:02

is that this is probably I mean, it's

8:05

obviously, it involves Saucer occupants.

8:07

It's already established, but probably

8:10

our most straightforward UFO

8:13

story that we've ever done. Oh, in

8:15

terms of, like, like a phenomenon that

8:17

is mostly shit in the sky fucking

8:19

with people. Right. Alright. Cool. But

8:21

it goes beyond that obviously because we don't just

8:23

deal with machines. here unless, of course, those machines

8:26

are robots because they're fucking awesome.

8:28

There you go. That digression is long

8:30

enough. Alright. Good, sir. Though

8:32

the title of this episode sounds like a

8:34

Saucer cinematic romp that would likely

8:36

have played in some dingy forty second street

8:39

theater in the mid seventies, That's right.

8:41

Night shift Nurses in the man. I

8:43

like it. It is actually one of the most

8:45

fascinating ecological events in North

8:47

American history and began as

8:50

these things so often do in

8:52

one of the last places one might suspect.

8:55

In this case, a small hospital

8:57

that was built on Vancouver Island in

8:59

nineteen sixty seven. At

9:01

eleven fifty nine PM, like

9:03

literally the cusp. on New Year's

9:05

Eve nineteen sixty nine, while the rest

9:07

of British Columbia was engaged in celebrating

9:10

the arrival of the new decade with hugs

9:12

and kisses and copious amounts of

9:14

champagne one would hope. A nurse

9:16

by the name of Doreen Kendall was punching

9:18

in at the Kuetian District

9:21

Hospital for the midnight to eight

9:23

swing. There can be little doubt

9:25

that following her tedious twenty six

9:27

mile commute from her home, and none

9:29

none of emo. Oh, jeez. Christ. I'm just gonna

9:32

mask her this word. Not an emo.

9:34

I think I get right. None of emo. I just had

9:36

to break it down in the syllables. We count it to

9:38

magic. of syllables. I'm

9:40

a see young cow chain. Oh, man. My heels

9:43

are killing all over the place. The

9:46

twenty six mile commute from her home

9:48

Wink. We were at that that she

9:50

regretted having to miss all of the festivities.

9:53

But as she shucked her coat and resigned herself

9:55

to the performance of her duties, Darine

9:57

had no way of knowing just how much

9:59

excitement was in store for her and

10:02

her coworkers occupying the second

10:04

floor of the CDH's east

10:07

wing. Ever the dedicated

10:09

professional during diligently made her rounds

10:11

in the extended care unit for elderly

10:14

patients accompanied by her boss,

10:17

a registered nurse named Frito Wilson.

10:19

When at approximately five in the morning,

10:22

she noticed that one of the geriatric patients

10:24

in her charge was stirring

10:27

restlessly. Assuming

10:29

that her aged patient was simply too

10:31

warm, Doreen pulled back the heavy

10:33

drapes in the four bedroom in

10:35

order to allow a breeze into the ward.

10:38

While her supervisor attended to the patient

10:40

on the other side of the privacy curtain

10:43

near the doorway. As soon

10:45

as the nurse parted the troops, she

10:47

was suddenly startled by a dazzling

10:49

light. But once her eyes adjusted to

10:51

the shine, she saw something that would

10:53

eternally adjust her

10:55

perception of reality. Darine

10:58

described what she saw, quote,

11:01

just as I pulled the drapes, a

11:03

brilliant light hit me in the eyes.

11:05

It was still dark outside, but about

11:08

sixty feet away, right above the children's

11:10

ward to my left, there was an

11:12

object so big and bright I could

11:14

see everything clearly. And

11:17

quote. You know, that's

11:20

how it starts sometimes as you just doing your

11:23

shit next thing you know, boom. you open the window? And

11:25

you're like, fuck. There's a UFO over the children's

11:27

board. What do you want with the kids? What

11:29

do you want with the kids? Should we tell the kids?

11:32

Do we tell them? I hope some of them were

11:34

awakened, saw it. I mean, I

11:36

hope that's what they were there for. Like, your

11:38

kids and maybe take them out of cosmic

11:40

odyssey, bring them back. cure

11:42

kit. I mean, I'm all about it. Don't get you

11:44

wrong. I'm on team cured kids. But I mean, I'm not

11:46

nothing against the oldsters in the east ward.

11:48

Bucking. but they've had their day. They've lived their

11:51

good Canadian lives. Alright. Well,

11:54

let's let's see what happens with these these aliens

11:56

and these kids. Doreen would go on

11:58

to nothing for the record. But he's that

12:00

it's part of the record. I figured. Doreen would go

12:02

on to describe the unusual hovering

12:04

object itself which she claimed was

12:07

slightly above her and approximately the

12:09

width of five or six windows in

12:11

the nearby children's ward. So she got an

12:13

idea for the size. Yeah. Okay. Cool. This

12:15

speculative measurement would put the diameter

12:18

of the quote unquote Saucer shaped disk

12:20

at about fifty feet. Wow.

12:22

So not fucking around. Not like a It's not

12:24

an econo UFO. No. That's pretty big.

12:26

Nurse Kendall gave a detailed description of

12:28

the vehicle quote, the object was circular

12:31

and had what I guess you would call a top.

12:33

and bottom. The bottom was silvery

12:35

like metal and shaped like a bowl. There

12:37

were There was, excuse me, a string

12:39

of bright lights around it like a necklace.

12:42

The top was a dome made of something

12:44

like glass and it was lit from the inside

12:46

and I could see right into it. This is a

12:48

glass a sick UFO -- Jetson style.

12:50

-- heads up with a little Saturn rim. Yeah.

12:52

I like how you get the glass dome on time. Oh,

12:54

it's like pure fifties gold. Like, Harry Housing

12:57

could have animated that could be for planet. I

12:59

mean, none of those is exactly it, but it's

13:01

really close. Right. As if they weren't

13:03

bizarre enough, Doreen claimed that she could

13:05

make up the shapes of two mass

13:07

scaling and evidently masked figures

13:10

standing within the bubble atop the

13:12

craft. One of the quote unquote

13:14

men seemed to be positioned behind the other and

13:16

appeared to be a little smaller than the closer

13:18

one. Although that might have been

13:20

an issue of perspective, an unfairness. Right.

13:23

Both of these beings were

13:25

according to Doreen facing to

13:27

her right looking away from

13:29

the hospital. Doreen described

13:31

the head gear clad vailed six

13:34

foot tall humanoids in her own words,

13:36

quote, they look like fine

13:39

tall, well built men. Oh, we

13:41

know it's got a hungry. Yeah.

13:44

Hong grey eyes. Yeah.

13:47

I did it. I think Hong grey eyes. I love it. Yeah.

13:49

There you go. They were dressed in tight

13:51

fitting suits. Uh-oh. snug around the crotch.

13:54

sectioning the part up. Tight fitting

13:56

suits of the same material that covered

13:58

their heads. So full on,

14:00

like, fucking green man suit.

14:02

Yeah. I guess what kinda are like a you know, like,

14:04

almost like a contamination suit where it kinda

14:06

like it fits you, like, the hood, dark fabric,

14:08

put the hooded face. Yeah. But this is skin

14:11

tight. And there's no, like, eye

14:13

holes -- Right. -- by all counts. Oh. Maybe

14:15

it should see through. Okay. Cool. But

14:17

their hands were bare and I noticed

14:19

how human they looked. Their flesh

14:22

seemed just like ours he

14:24

was wearing a darkish fabric similar to his

14:26

uniform and head gear which

14:28

obscured his facial features. So

14:31

I'm I'm seeing, like, I don't know. I can't

14:33

help a gear like I mean, I'm I'm a little bit

14:35

like the cloud people ball these, but with

14:37

a little more tech like a like a you

14:39

know how, like, You know, the cloud

14:41

people, like fucking Lando Kilberizians, like

14:43

guards, they were bald and they had those, like, built in headsets

14:46

on either side of their domes, low bot.

14:48

You name them. I don't know. They they were, like, the security

14:51

force and, like, part of, like, the administration. So imagine

14:53

that, but, like, with, like, a fifty, sixties

14:55

Right. -- like, cheap Jack sci fi motif.

14:57

They basically, like, took six different model

14:59

planes and, like, glued it all on in, like,

15:01

weird shit. So it looked like fucking

15:04

like a millennium falcon's ass end. Yeah.

15:06

I'm curious to know what what exactly head

15:08

gear look looks. I mean, I drew a picture of him, but

15:10

it's still my imagination same. what

15:12

it is rather than, you know, what it really

15:14

is. I mean, who knows? It could be sleek

15:17

and clean. But in my mind, it's like

15:19

a jumble fuckall. It has a nineteen

15:21

sixty nine nineteen seventy, you know, sci fi

15:23

horror film would have portrayed it in my

15:25

mind anyway. Cool.

15:27

So

15:28

At this point, Dorian

15:30

observed that the odd craft was tilting

15:32

toward her. As it leaned forward,

15:34

she spied two knee high stool

15:37

like protrusions behind the entities,

15:39

and she also noticed what she described as

15:41

an instrument panel, which looked as

15:43

if it was made from a chrome

15:45

like metallic substance. The

15:47

panel which consumed almost half of

15:50

this space inside of the UFO and

15:52

loomed up practically to the peak of the

15:54

dome. So that's crazy. Yeah.

15:56

That's Unless it's only on one side where

15:58

it's going up -- Right. -- I I don't it's hard to

16:01

to tell was filled with small,

16:03

presumably navigational instruments,

16:05

including circles or dials of various

16:07

sizes all of which appeared to be

16:10

illuminated from below. Even

16:12

more intriguingly, the larger being

16:14

standing closest to the front of

16:16

the transparent bubble seemed to have

16:18

his attention consumed by the devices before

16:21

him forcing the nurse to speculate

16:23

as to whether or not they were experiencing

16:26

some kind of engine difficulty. Oh,

16:28

no. The fucking thrusters

16:31

spelled on them. Fucking sputtering

16:34

shit show from the stars. It was fucking

16:37

ran out of gas. dude. We ran

16:39

out of gas. Doreen would later

16:41

speculate that the reason she was so

16:43

enthralled by this allegedly extraterrestrial technology

16:46

was due to the fact that she came from

16:48

a long line of racing car aficionados,

16:51

and that she was always interested in automotive

16:54

and other mechanical devices. Alright.

16:56

Fair enough. I was gonna say for a second, like, alright,

16:58

Jerry was race car driver. I get it buzz.

17:01

Right. Big but she's she's a gearhead.

17:03

But she's again, like like, mechanically. And

17:05

and that's her scene, then she's gonna pay attention.

17:07

III because of my job and the

17:09

mechanical shit that I work on all the time, I'm always

17:12

looking through all my stuff like that. It makes sense. It's because

17:14

if you're, like, looking at it and you're, like, how the fuck do I tear

17:16

that apart? And what can I get new pieces for it? Can I

17:18

order new stuff from Granger for this fucking for this

17:20

piece of equipment? See, that must be exciting.

17:22

I mean, I love living in world where that

17:25

should exist and makes our lives better. I look at

17:27

that stuff and I'm like, can I get the fuck away from

17:29

it immediately? This is giving me

17:31

hives. I don't literally fucking do

17:33

with you. Mark fix this. I was you're

17:35

not I was somewhere I forgot what I think I was

17:37

left at the local middle school for wanna Charlie's

17:40

pop wanna practices and there's like a like

17:42

an air handling unit and they have like motor on

17:44

it. I'm like, oh, was it a ball door motor and I started looking

17:46

at it? I'm like, I need to do something else. Like,

17:48

I need to stop. I'm not at work. I can't be worried

17:51

about these goddamn motors anymore Robert

17:53

continue. I love that they thrill you.

17:55

So this is Doreen speaking

17:57

now. The man in front was staring

17:59

at the

17:59

panel as if something very important

18:02

was going on. And I wondered if they

18:04

might have had some mechanical trouble. I

18:06

even thought they might have landed on the roof

18:08

of the hospital and then had trouble

18:10

taking off. Maybe because I'm so

18:12

mechanically minded, but I suspect

18:15

they were having mechanical trouble and had

18:17

stopped to make repairs.

18:20

So again, her assumption is that they're

18:22

facing the difficulty and that even though their

18:24

faces are obscured by a fabric of

18:26

sorts and gear, they seem

18:28

to be pretty adamant, like, with the gears

18:30

and the whatnot. that, like They

18:33

they chose a really interesting place

18:35

to stop. If they chose. Yeah. Well, it's

18:37

true. That's a fascinating thing. didn't. Yeah.

18:39

I mean, that's probably the last place you wanna

18:41

bust down where there's people that are basically

18:43

incapacitated in there. Right.

18:46

So they're in your bound to have some

18:48

eyewitnesses. They can clearly see you. I

18:50

mean, at five in the morning, you have to presume

18:52

most of them are sleeping. Right. And

18:54

there's not well, I mean, I'm sure there was night, Allison,

18:56

as there are now, maybe not as many. But --

18:58

Yeah. -- but you're taking a chance. Like,

19:00

unless, of course, you really are there or

19:02

in in case, you know, you're

19:05

you're scanning for, like, indigenous pop

19:08

technology that can you can somehow

19:10

cultivate pirate and, you

19:12

know, you know refab, whatever you wanna

19:14

call it, to make your systems work

19:17

better. Sometimes you just Hospital might have

19:19

the best technology nineteen sixty

19:21

nine slash nineteen seventy could provide

19:23

to a UFO. Maybe you need an x-ray machine,

19:26

two Nurses, and a fucking elbow. You

19:28

know, a a fucking a false hip and

19:30

fucking, you know, some a cock.

19:33

and you just plug in and you and you can fix your

19:35

UFO. So you go there and

19:37

then the nurses start looking at you and then

19:39

it's fucking time you just need that that that a

19:41

quick band aid just to get your shit going again. We go,

19:43

like, alright. Let's just need to get back to the motherfucking

19:45

shit. Well, let's just get it yeah. Let's just get it. The

19:47

motherfucking shit. Oh, shit.

19:50

She's We're the wormhole. We

19:52

are not gonna get good iTunes reviews

19:54

for that rock. No. Someone is gonna definitely

19:56

say there was nothing there. Why do we have garbage

19:58

lips? Why do you swear? I

20:00

don't know. We had one that -- Poor upbringing. -- we

20:02

had one that told us that we didn't have

20:04

critical thinking. Wow. And I was like, you know,

20:06

shit, Sherlock. Yeah. Welcome to the

20:08

fucking show. No doubt. We gotta

20:11

send you an award immediately. Yeah. Rick.

20:13

Three cookies and a participation. Congratulations. Here's

20:17

a dill doing a CD enjoy. Oh,

20:19

boy. There it is. Alright. Alright.

20:23

So the UFO is in trouble

20:25

and so are we?

20:27

Interestingly, as the nurse stood enthralled

20:29

by the strange vessel floating before her,

20:31

She would later claim that she had no sense

20:33

of fear during the Encounter.

20:36

Only one of curiosity and calmness,

20:38

quote, I never felt so peaceful

20:40

in all my life. I wish I could have talked

20:43

to them. I was completely oblivious

20:45

to anything else and felt no fear.

20:47

In fact, I would have loved TO HAVE GONE

20:49

FOR A RIDE AND IF THE MAN HAD SPOKEN

20:51

TO ME, I WOULD HAVE ANSWERED QUITE

20:54

NATURALLY.

20:55

SHE'S DOWN She's down for riding. Cheers. She

20:58

wants to tune with the Pistons that is not

21:00

a sexual metaphor. She wants to fix

21:02

the shit and she's also down for touching

21:04

their dicks. She's she's a green goose.

21:07

clown Charlie Brown. Doreen wants

21:09

on that ship. mean, good for everything. You

21:11

know what? She should do, what she wants to do. And

21:13

I admire her for it. Good for her. You know, that's

21:15

called Splunk. That's right. Yeah.

21:17

God bless Doreen. Doreen Kendall,

21:19

you're a saint. And if you're still alive, I hope

21:21

you're not about it. We

21:24

we might have to look up your Facebook profile later.

21:26

We'll see, and it's an inside joke. Oh my

21:28

god. Yeah. We're we're the expert

21:30

at vetting people. Alright.

21:33

As if on cue or perhaps

21:35

by psychic connection, the smaller

21:38

entity raised its head and slowly

21:40

turned towards Doreen. although

21:42

his face was concealed, she felt as

21:44

if this being were staring directly

21:46

at her. Doreen described

21:48

this harrowing interlude, quote, he seemed

21:51

to look right at me, but I couldn't see his

21:53

face. It was covered by a darkish material

21:55

that looks softer than the rest of his suit.

21:58

I'm sure he saw me because then

21:59

he touched the other man on the back.

22:02

Just like, dude,

22:05

Dude, Phil. Checking

22:07

out. Don't work now. Dude, she's

22:09

checking out bro. Yeah. Bro. Dude.

22:12

No bro. Eyes. Hi, bro.

22:15

Look at her. She's a hot nightmare so god bro.

22:17

Bro.

22:18

One story's presence had been brought

22:20

to the larger aliens attention he

22:22

began engaging in what seemed to be

22:25

evasive maneuvers. He's, like, a

22:27

fuck He's in a dedicated relationship.

22:29

He doesn't have time to start something with that. He's,

22:31

like, we've been Oh, shit. We've been Yeah. We're

22:33

like, oh, fuck. They're like, oh,

22:35

no. They totally see us. That that that

22:37

moment they realize our entire ship is visible.

22:39

They didn't know before, like That was something I think know.

22:42

UFO knots are all the time, like,

22:44

shocked that someone could see them. Yeah. They're just

22:46

so cock sure no one can see or or, like, weird

22:49

fairy type people that are, like, in the middle of a supermarket,

22:51

like, testing cantalopes for ripeness. And

22:53

when someone, like, looks at him twice, you're like, hey,

22:55

that dudes hey, that dudes fucking looking at me.

22:58

What the fuck? Or maybe I go. Of

23:00

course, know. They're they might not realize

23:02

that whatever if if there is a cloak

23:04

involved, a cloaking technology

23:06

that all of a sudden is not working, like and then they're

23:08

like, oh, oh, no. They have eyes

23:10

on us there. Fuck and Terry were

23:13

screwed. Just to keep it kinky.

23:15

The entity reached out and grabbed what Doreen

23:17

described as a lever with

23:20

a ball on top. Peace Christ.

23:22

Which is literally like the most rudimentary form

23:24

of joystick. Like all the fucking sexual and

23:26

your side, that's fucking donkey kong that's

23:28

Pac man. That is like forty

23:30

years ago technology. I don't know where it stands

23:32

for aliens, but obviously this is seventy. So

23:35

maybe they were cutting edge. I mean, a big

23:37

stick with a ball at the top is like

23:39

so foundational. That's it's

23:41

just a it's universal controller. Honestly.

23:44

It's amazing that something that could

23:46

have the ability to be piloted pipe.

23:48

Well, we'll discuss what these things could be

23:50

later, I guess. Anyway, I just

23:52

love that it's just that and and

23:55

nothing else, which she would later

23:57

compare to a joystick on an airplane,

23:59

again, fundamentals. that stuck out

24:02

of the floor of the craft. Doreen described

24:04

what she speculated to be the Yuffinant's effort

24:06

to be a hasty retreat quote, When

24:09

he did this, the man in front touched

24:11

down and took a hold of something like a lever

24:14

beside him. I'll never forget

24:16

how deliberately he did it. He

24:19

pushed it back and forth in the Saucer

24:21

or whatever you'd call it, started

24:23

to circle slowly, still

24:25

close to the building, in an anti

24:27

clockwise direction. And

24:29

quote, so first, I wanna apologize for saying

24:31

lever lever. I've always been changing those

24:33

too. So that's just my bad. Vague

24:36

vlog. Indeed. There you go. Words.

24:39

Walk. Walk. Hey. There's an

24:41

Ellen Walk. Alright. Fuckers. Walk.

24:44

God damn it. Want to walk. Can be walking

24:47

on this at Chili's Eve. I'm gonna walk

24:49

for milk. You fucking alright. So

24:51

anyway,

24:52

it

24:54

I love the fact my

24:56

inability to pronounce the

24:58

side that this thing is hawking

25:00

this huge lever back and forth just to

25:02

get it to start spinning. Like,

25:04

is this a fucking go kart? Is he

25:06

a fucking carny? Is this I'm trying to get the tea

25:08

cups work. If you're if you're moving it forward

25:10

and backward, that could

25:12

just be giving a direction of,

25:15

you know, like, like, like, like,

25:17

to, like, spin. If you're going boom

25:19

like that with it, kinda like if if, like, you'll you'll,

25:21

like, shifting it or something. It's just like

25:24

this. Like Oh, so you're right. So

25:26

if it's just like a slow push forward and slow

25:28

push back. Yeah. I I I'm not describing it

25:30

properly. And it could be like something mechanical.

25:33

In my mind, he was pumping it like an old timey

25:35

well. Just like working the shaft

25:37

really hard to get it start spinning. I don't

25:39

think they're they're not using those all the water

25:41

pumps trying to get it out of there. No. But what what I it's

25:44

what I'm going to assume, but again, I

25:46

I have Unless they're voices for this. How much

25:48

aliens or something? Like, they just they won't

25:50

use cutting edge tech. They're gonna use fundamental

25:53

you know, ball socket joint lever

25:55

to I don't even know what's what's fundamental to that. Or,

25:57

you know, if forward can be these bullshit.

25:59

If if hit hitting it forward, make you go

26:02

forward, then backwards brings you back and you by

26:04

doing that. They're kinda, like, just kind of, like,

26:06

just ride it a bit to get it to spin. You know,

26:08

kinda, like, if you're doing fucking, like, a burnout

26:10

or something in your car like, you know, and

26:12

maybe It could be the one sweet burnout. We

26:14

we should not speculate on alien technology because

26:17

we have no fucking idea how it works. I'm just saying

26:19

I mean, you're not gonna agree with my men and night

26:21

margin theory. Dude, I enjoy your men

26:23

and night margin theory. Yes. He has to pump it

26:25

a couple of times to get spin. You got a primate.

26:27

I like that. Nurse Kendall was

26:29

so captivated by what she was seeing that she momentarily

26:32

forgot about her supervisor, Frieda Wilson,

26:35

who was still standing behind her. Oh,

26:37

we have some some motherfucking folks here.

26:39

When she recalled her presence, Doreen was

26:41

terrified that these evidently shy creatures

26:43

might hasten their departure if she

26:45

made so much as even a sound.

26:48

Quote, then

26:48

when I did think of it, I guess I

26:50

hesitated. I felt I mustn't make

26:52

a noise or do anything that would break the

26:54

trend of what was happening. I was

26:57

so taken with the flying saucer that I didn't

26:59

call anyone. I felt mummified and

27:01

fascinated and stood there for about five

27:04

minutes watching before I called

27:06

another nurse, missus Frito

27:08

Wilson, end quote. It was

27:10

then that Doreen silently waved

27:12

her superior over to catch a

27:14

glimpse of the astonishing vehicle and

27:16

it's ostensibly unearthly occupants

27:19

before they disappeared. Quote,

27:21

Dorian continued. When

27:22

it started to pull away, I realized

27:25

no one would believe me and I ran and

27:27

called missus Wilson to come and look. She

27:29

asked what on earth is that? And I said,

27:32

it's a flying Saucer. Also, we have

27:34

some a aberration here. We have two

27:36

witnesses. To the saucer. Okay.

27:38

Yes. Alright. There could be more.

27:40

Oh, well, yes. Okay. There's

27:42

gonna be plenty more. Let me assure you,

27:45

a plethora. I like it. But

27:47

the hospital's not even done witnessing all the

27:49

time. Alright. Cool. Frida

27:50

later described the same event from

27:53

her perspective. So now we're going to Frida

27:55

Wilson, the superior Nurses perspective.

27:58

I noticed miss Kendall standing

28:00

at the window and wondered what she was

28:02

looking at. In fact, I was just

28:04

going to see when she beckoned to me and

28:06

then I saw this great big light over

28:08

the patio outside of the children's ward.

28:11

I'd say it was quite a bit larger than a car,

28:13

It looked circular in shape, and

28:15

the far side seemed to be higher than the

28:17

side near us, which I might may

28:20

digress here. Doreen already mentioned it was

28:22

tilting towards her. Well, that's a corroboration of

28:24

that. Okay. Cool. Back to Frieda, it

28:26

was moving around slowly than it started

28:28

to move away. I didn't really see any

28:30

top or bottom to it. It was all just

28:33

tremendously bright. So

28:35

Okay. she cut she's catching it at

28:37

a little later moment. Right. At this point,

28:39

Doreen and Frita sprinted down to the

28:41

Nurses' station to curail their fellow nurses.

28:44

two of their understandably skeptical

28:47

cohorts, missus Applebee and

28:49

missus Clarksons quickly followed

28:51

them back into the room. Are they their

28:53

cohorts? Yes, they are. Okay. Good. Just make

28:55

sure. comrades in arms. Cohorts? Yes.

28:57

Cohort. The quartet of

28:59

nurses rushed to the indo. But by this point,

29:01

the hovering vehicle had moved far enough away

29:03

from the hospital so that the allegedly

29:06

extraterrestrial pilots were no

29:08

longer visible. but the abnormal

29:11

self illuminated object was still in

29:13

plain sight. Frater confirmed

29:15

Doreen's assertion that the UFO was over

29:17

five window panes in length and added

29:20

that she saw a red light at the base.

29:22

All of the nurses agreed that the spinning

29:25

ship was completely silent. The

29:27

nurses watched as the disc shaped

29:30

craft slowly drifted off

29:32

on a southeasternity course disappearing

29:34

behind the Grove of trees bordering the facility

29:37

just as two additional nurses

29:39

arrived missing the entire show.

29:42

late to the party man. At this point,

29:44

one of the nurses whose identity is surprisingly

29:46

difficult to discern considering how well documented

29:49

this case is. Race down the corridor

29:51

and into a laboratory on the other side of

29:53

building and allegedly watched as the UFO

29:56

rotated five times, then shot

29:58

off like a streak. Oh, so it

29:59

did a little maybe your idea is right with

30:02

the old pump here. Yeah. You gotta kinda

30:04

get a pump in, like, sling shot, like, boom,

30:06

and then just takes off. Yeah. You gotta

30:08

you gotta get the you gotta get the oil into

30:10

the engine, like gasoline. You gotta get that

30:13

You gotta get the oil into the Jesus Christ.

30:15

I don't if

30:17

the world relied on me for even an ounce

30:19

of its mechanical goodness, then we

30:21

would be an agrarian culture, and then we'd be double

30:23

fuck because I can't grow anything either. Like,

30:25

if the world relied on me for anything other

30:27

than monster reports, were all fucked. No.

30:29

You're dude, you are not wrong. You gotta get the gas into

30:31

the engine, man. Yeah. That's how the combustion

30:34

happened. No. I'm I'm with pistons fire

30:36

dude. Total pro. I

30:38

do not. I'm gonna get you working at cars in no

30:40

time. Don't worry. Oh, god. As

30:42

mind boggling as it is to have so

30:44

many medical professionals observe an estimated

30:47

foot flying saucer gyrating over a hospital,

30:49

there are some UFO skeptics who have pondered

30:52

why Frida? Frida? Frida? I think it's

30:54

Frida. Who was the second witness

30:56

on the scene didn't also see the

30:58

humanoids in the craft. And whether or not

31:00

this is indicative of some sort of disingenuousness

31:03

in Doreen's account.

31:04

This seems ludicrous considering that

31:06

there were three additional eyewitnesses,

31:09

stumble much, who were present and confirmed

31:12

the reality of the Saucer soaring

31:14

around the hospital. Doreen however

31:16

dismisses the skeptic's doubts as a simple

31:19

matter of timing quote. I think missus

31:21

Wilson must have come in just a bit too

31:23

late. After the things circled four or

31:25

five times, it started going away

31:27

further along the roof of the children's

31:30

ward, and I couldn't see inside of it

31:32

either.

31:33

So she's just saying, yeah, the second

31:35

leader, and I didn't see the folks either

31:37

the fine, strong, masculine specimens

31:40

that they were. They have them hunky space, dude.

31:42

They really are. and -- Come on. -- tight fitting

31:44

suit. Damn. Tall slender boy.

31:46

Always know how to rock it. Yeah. Yeah. He's

31:48

gonna hit the gym after he picks up the UFO.

31:51

There you go. Oh, the guys checking his

31:53

name. Prime man. Private

31:55

bit. I said private, bev. Oh, I

31:58

said private. Prime That's

32:00

your that's your pecs and the fucking

32:02

gas line. Other researchers have

32:04

pointed out that in the

32:07

vast amount of in flight flying Saucer sightings,

32:09

a large percentage of them indicate stationary

32:11

or hovering UFO seemed to emit considerably

32:14

less light than those in flight.

32:16

Dorian was the only one of the four eyewitnesses

32:19

to see the object before it began its revolutions.

32:21

So if the aforementioned hypothesis is

32:24

true and I'm dubious on that myself, then

32:26

the excess illumination given by the spinning

32:28

disk might have obscured the pilot by

32:30

the time freighter and the others freighter. Jesus

32:32

Christ. Is it free pocket? F

32:35

bomb. Got to the window. This, of course,

32:37

is merely speculation.

32:39

Alright. Well, alright. Yeah. Yeah.

32:41

I I mean, in the pocket holes

32:43

in it already, there's skeptical skepticators.

32:46

Skeptigators. You go go register to magazine.

32:48

Jesus Christ. Yeah. That's right. You know what? We're both Michael

32:51

Schirmer. We're both buying a dictionary and a

32:53

thesaurus before the next pod, and we are

32:55

gonna fucking do homework. Oh, no. The park

32:57

is gonna be shit show. Oh my god. The park ones

32:59

are dead as opposed. As opposed. Alright.

33:02

The

33:02

Monday following the strange sighting,

33:05

Doreen claimed that the experience had left

33:07

her with no anxiety at all, just

33:09

that same placid feeling she had felt during

33:11

the encounter. She also dismissed

33:13

what she knew would be the inevitable scoffing

33:15

that would come from local skeptics and claimed

33:18

that this event had only cemented her

33:20

previously held belief in UFO's and

33:22

alien life forms. Quote, the reason

33:24

I was so terrifically interested was

33:26

because I always believed there were unidentified

33:29

flying objects but now I am

33:31

absolutely convinced. So that's interesting.

33:33

Yeah. That's cool. I mean, it shows to show you

33:36

whatever you bring to the table, it doesn't matter if

33:38

you're a hard you know, everyone loves the story of the hardcore

33:40

skeptic that runs into a bigfoot or a goblin

33:42

or AUF1 It's like fuck it, seeing us

33:44

believing. I'm I'm I'm there now.

33:46

Yeah. Because that's the kind of

33:49

character arc that we wanna see

33:51

people make. But in reality,

33:53

true believers are gonna be just as

33:55

likely to encounter these things. Yeah.

33:57

Maybe more so. And if indeed there's anything

34:00

too like that, like a connection, like,

34:02

I don't know, like, you know, doctor Greer would

34:04

say, you know, like, you put your will out there and

34:06

then, you know, fifteen UFOs and fourteen

34:08

emails show up. Get the app for the ten

34:10

dollars and do the yoga and the light and get

34:13

a blake. Between a leafy, you know, whatever you gotta

34:15

do. You're shocked or a dude, you're asshole. So

34:17

some people would suggest Yeah.

34:20

Think about that. Your asshole attracts aliens.

34:23

Yeah.

34:24

I mean, why not? Whatever, dude. It really should

34:26

work exactly the I mean, hey,

34:28

whatever. Whatever you guys do. I've been dealing with this ass

34:30

for a long time. It's the same here, dude. That's no pick.

34:32

And we're all old and got all kinds of fucking

34:34

shit going on. So there we go. Hey,

34:36

I hope Aileen's lick corn. Yeah. There it is.

34:38

There it is. Boom. Okay. If it is a second connection

34:41

though, I do I've always enjoyed

34:43

that theory. Oh, I and think there is something to

34:45

it. Like, I'll dismiss it bullshit aside. Right.

34:47

and all of us being a little leery about selling

34:49

apps and whatnot. I do wanna

34:52

think that Stephen Greer is accurate in the

34:54

sense that Free energy can be

34:56

ours. We can have really good relationships with

34:58

high higher beings of higher intelligence,

35:01

I guess, for, like, a better term. and

35:03

and, you know, we'll no longer be

35:05

enslaved to fossil fuels and fucking

35:08

a minority of super wealthy people. I

35:10

mean, In a dream world, that's what

35:12

you'd want. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know

35:15

where the fuck that stands really. Or this

35:17

phenomenon is actually being, you know, projected

35:19

into our mind. This might mean my psychically. It's

35:21

like a connection that, like, they're mainly, like,

35:23

young and all those Yeah. Like, like, where it's actually,

35:26

like, a psychic phenomenon happening to you, like,

35:28

like, from the third, you know, planet of

35:30

Jupiter or whatever. Can

35:31

you imagine everybody really is, like,

35:33

why would you make people

35:35

think they're really running into you on a back

35:37

road or fucking abducted. I do it

35:39

is a theory. It is out there, and I do love it.

35:41

It would be a dick move. Oh, yeah.

35:43

It might not be Well, don't make somebody feel delicious.

35:46

something has happened if that hasn't happened. Just

35:48

then just talk to him from a distance. Make it like

35:50

a long distance call. You're like, hey, what's

35:52

up, Mark? Or your perceiving

35:54

them how they want you to depending on

35:56

the time period before you are. So I

35:59

I stand by dick

35:59

move. Alright. Cool. So

36:02

though I'm

36:03

not saying any of that is appropriate, but

36:05

Doreen believed and she believed even hard. And I

36:07

think she has a I think that she has a a good

36:09

take on. it. Yeah. She's putting a positive spin

36:11

on this. She's not letting ruin her shit. She's not getting

36:13

on thoughts with this. She's like, hey. You know what it is? What it is?

36:15

And and I'm here, and I'm dory. Let's fucking do

36:17

it.

36:18

Frida, however, did not share Doreen's

36:20

belief in UFOs or her easy going

36:22

demeanor in the face of these unknown

36:24

visitors. There's always one. Fuck When

36:26

she saw the abnormal aircraft, the only sensations

36:29

that rippled through her were a sense

36:31

of alarm and fear. Could

36:34

it be that Doreen Kendall's seemingly

36:36

unnaturally relaxed demeanor in the

36:38

face of such a fantastic encounter was due

36:40

to the fact that she was overcome by some kind of

36:42

heptonic wave emanating from the

36:44

ship that gave her a mild euphoric buzz,

36:47

which she described as a tingling sensation.

36:49

That's another thing that you can't rule out -- Yeah. -- that

36:51

that sort of that calming effect,

36:54

that narcotic the mezmir. The

36:56

mezmir that, you know, like, when

36:58

Grey's who should be utterly terrifying

37:00

you and are doing procedures. They're like, chill

37:02

the fuck out. We're not in the room to chill all

37:05

good. And all the sudden, so many

37:07

abductees claim, like, and then this

37:09

warm wash of fucking calm came over

37:11

me. That can't be natural. No. I

37:13

mean, maybe they're making the serotonin or whatever

37:16

come from You know, bodies naturally, but it's

37:18

unnatural the way it's, you know, you

37:20

know, induced. Right. You know,

37:22

or Doreen in in and freights freights

37:25

have just two different takes on it. You know

37:27

what I mean? To you could me and you could experience

37:29

something. You have two completely different takeaways whether I'm

37:31

hoping that's another thing to hope, you know. Like the

37:33

aliens might have done nothing. Yeah. There's it could

37:35

just be where Wilson's coming from and where

37:37

Kendall's coming from are just two entirely

37:39

different places. Totally. So,

37:41

you know, and maybe it was because

37:44

the aliens seem more afraid of them than

37:46

not. Yeah. Who knows? Who knows, dude?

37:48

Okay.

37:49

Doreen, wanting there to be an official

37:52

record of this incredible incident, decided

37:54

to record it in the hospital's working schedule.

37:57

This is the entry she jotted down following

37:59

the event

37:59

quote.

38:00

At five AM, I saw a flying saucer

38:03

as low as the third floor of the hospital

38:05

when I pulled the curtains. There were

38:07

two men or figures in the dome flying

38:09

towards Victoria. The bottom of

38:11

the saucer was brilliantly lit and also

38:13

the dome. New Year's morning,

38:16

end quote,

38:17

just simple to I mean, it's in

38:19

your long book forever now. Oh, but Charting it.

38:21

She was, like, doing Nurses chart. This is, like,

38:23

what Nicole does. she's got three corroborators

38:25

though. There you go. So that's good.

38:28

A

38:28

later reconstruction of proceedings would

38:30

reveal that Doreen who admitted to having

38:33

a poor sense of direction was mistaken

38:35

when she suggested that the UFO had flown

38:37

toward Victoria in her memo.

38:40

This implied that the flying saucer head itself

38:42

when later sightings would confirm that it actually

38:45

traveled in a northeastern direction, though,

38:47

of course, it may simply have changed directions

38:49

when it was out of sight of the original eyewitnesses.

38:52

Despite Doreen's poor direct

38:54

poor directional judgment or not as

38:57

the case may be, she knew that

38:59

what she had seen was real. And in the weeks

39:01

following this odd episode, she found

39:03

that she had been profoundly affected

39:06

by her encounter with these ostensibly alien

39:08

beings. upon her return

39:10

to Nana Imo, her visiting

39:12

brother, instantly noticed something was

39:15

a miss, and she wasted no time in telling

39:17

him about her experience. Darine

39:19

explained how others noticed a

39:21

difference in her behavior in the days

39:23

following the incident, quote,

39:25

For at least a week after that, I didn't

39:27

feel quite like my usual self. I

39:29

think that normally I am an outgoing sort

39:31

of person, but now I felt very subdued

39:34

and some of the other nurses said I seemed preoccupied.

39:37

Well, considering what you just witnessed, like,

39:39

that's gonna sit with you for a while. That's

39:41

a paradigm shifter. Yeah. That's gonna

39:43

you're not gonna be like, alright. No. Back to work

39:45

as usual. Like, that's gonna we've

39:48

all had things in our life -- Sure. -- that we're

39:50

like a definite paradigm shift where it

39:52

takes you a week or two or god

39:54

forbid a month just to get over it where you're like, alright,

39:57

I finally feel like I'm back to normal again.

39:59

Yeah. So I mean,

40:01

I get it, though. People around you noticing that

40:03

is that's a a sign clearly

40:05

that That's something that might happen. Yeah.

40:07

Totally. No. No doubt. I mean, it doesn't do

40:09

anything to you know,

40:12

lessen the credibility of the self? Not at

40:14

all. Not at all. And even the whole directional thing that

40:16

she got wrong, like, I have no fucking idea what I have

40:18

no do you flashing Nortel, I have no idea.

40:20

And, like, so I'm gonna go outside and I'll figure

40:22

out where Syracuse is and go east.

40:25

Yeah. No. I do. You go. I'm terrible. And then

40:27

I know where than, like, West is Buffalo in Canada.

40:29

Like, I know so many people that could sit anywhere

40:32

in any direction and change,

40:34

like, by a matter of two degrees and tell you exactly

40:36

what direction they're facing. I'm facing you.

40:38

Yeah. No. That's that's it. I have a You are

40:41

I'm I'm in the direction of stores right now. I have a

40:43

compass on my iPhone and you know I don't

40:45

have to use it because you know what I have on here is maps.

40:47

Yeah. So there you go. If you tell me to go listen and

40:49

tell you, fuck yourself. There you go. No.

40:51

I know. It's I will stop and fuck yourself. I mean,

40:53

nobody has to ask directions anymore while I do

40:55

because I have a fucking cool pad. fucking

40:57

other people with phones don't have to. But III

41:00

can't tell you the amount times in my life, you know, going

41:02

to cross country, going to monster huts, going to Louisiana,

41:04

going wherever. when you stop and ask them, it's like,

41:06

well, you're gonna wanna head east for a while, and it's like,

41:09

alright, partner. Yeah. Listen. Take those breaks

41:11

right the fuck now. because that

41:13

that is not something that works for me. So

41:15

it's setting and or rising at the moment.

41:18

Yeah. Then you're wasting your words. Dude, I hate

41:20

that. I in my job,

41:22

they'll say, okay, on the east side of the tank. I'm like,

41:24

why don't you say left or right motherfucker? Yeah. because we're

41:26

standing here left or right, which brother out.

41:28

Yeah. Let's not get into this east west bullshit.

41:30

Alright? We're not traveling long. What's up, Magellan?

41:33

Jesus Christ. I'm just trying to fix

41:35

this shit. Yeah. We sell, like, total assholes.

41:37

We're really doing it, but it's because we're idiots.

41:39

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm directionally fucking

41:42

not functional. So there you go. I can't do it.

41:44

This you know what this is this is really the pod

41:46

where we would be all of our failing. Yeah. It is.

41:48

It's good. It's good. Yeah. This is

41:50

good therapy. We are not good directions. No. That's

41:52

why I hate we usually save this kind of ignorance

41:55

for Patreon. Yeah. No. This is a this all

41:57

there will be more ignorance. Adrian, please.

41:59

With the stories I've selected,

42:02

we've got some ignorance. Okay.

42:04

Alrighty. Soon after, Doreen

42:06

regained her composure and her hospital

42:08

routines were quickly reestablished. But

42:11

even though Doreen and her cohorts Lives

42:14

resumed relatively quickly. They

42:17

would not be the only Vancouver Islanders

42:19

who would have an alleged run-in with

42:21

alien technology. that wintery

42:24

day. As the hours went on,

42:26

there would be other completely unrelated

42:28

eyewitnesses that would seemed

42:30

to corroborate the fact that there was

42:33

an anomalous object soaring in

42:35

the skies above Vancouver Island

42:37

on January first nineteen seventy.

42:40

Before we delve any deeper, I

42:42

think it warrants noting that these events

42:44

happened over forty years ago, in this case,

42:46

over fifty years ago because the original article that

42:48

I took this from ten years ago, like eleven

42:51

years ago or so.

42:52

Long before the Nurses of the current information

42:55

age, disinformation --

42:57

Yeah. -- in which we are all entrenched.

42:59

While word-of-mouth remains one of the most effective

43:01

means of communication, it is by means the

43:03

swiftest. And in the days before cellphones

43:06

and the worldwide web, information moved

43:08

at more leisurely pace. So a

43:10

surprising as it may seem to a citizens

43:12

of the twenty first century, news of this

43:14

astonishing UFO encounter did

43:17

not officially break until the following

43:19

week. when the story was published in

43:21

the Cowichan Herald on January

43:23

seventh nineteen seventy under the

43:25

title, another Saucer cited

43:28

this time within sixty feet. No.

43:30

That's an interesting. Alright. Well, but

43:33

again, given the time newspapers

43:35

and reporters, it's understandable. you know --

43:37

Yeah. -- it's not gonna be like breaking news. Here

43:39

we got UFO. And it it might have to filter

43:42

too because even though Dorian writes it down in the

43:44

in the notes -- Right. -- slot. maybe

43:46

they're not talking about it a lot. Maybe the other,

43:48

you know, women that witnessed, they're like, I don't wanna be

43:50

associated with this bullshit. I might have seen something, but I

43:52

saw something bright in the sky. I don't know

43:54

about your goddamn alien snoring. I don't know what's

43:56

going on here. Right. So who knows why

43:58

or how long it took? But what this does seem

44:01

indicate pretty clearly -- Mhmm. -- and this is sort of

44:03

a known fact is that Vancouver Island is

44:05

kind of a hotspot for UFO activity.

44:08

We'll be doing a little bit in the next episode

44:10

with something that transpired in

44:13

nineteen sixty four briefly. Okay. Just

44:15

to touch upon it, but we're not gonna worry about that

44:17

right now. It's just know that this isn't the only

44:19

time. This one, you know, twenty

44:21

four to little longer hour

44:23

flap. Right. It's just one of the main

44:25

ones that has, you know, happened.

44:28

Okay.

44:29

Surely information in the form

44:31

of rumor and hearsay can spread like

44:33

a virus in an airplane but most

44:35

folks in the area wouldn't even have their first

44:38

inkling of these events for days.

44:40

This fact would seem to make the plethora

44:42

of eyewitnesses who came forward over the

44:44

course of that eerie New Year's Day,

44:47

all the more credible. The first

44:49

set of witnesses to come forward before the

44:51

tale of the Nurses nurse's. Thank Nurses

44:54

and the u you've not hit

44:56

the presses was a truck driver and

44:58

his wife who were driving home following

45:00

a rowdy New Year's Eve celebration. The

45:03

husband, whose name is evidently in

45:05

the official report on the case, but not in

45:07

the public record, at least anywhere I could find.

45:10

admitted to having a few drinks at the party,

45:12

but insisted that the experience he

45:14

and his wife had had left him

45:16

cold Saucer. According

45:19

to their account, the married couple were driving home

45:21

at approximately five AM when the trucker

45:23

insisted that he and his wife had seen a brilliant

45:26

white light. which

45:26

he described as being as big

45:28

as a house, quote unquote, hovering

45:31

just above their home. So

45:33

a glowing house above your house

45:36

And that sounds terrifying. That's not what you

45:38

wanna see when you're coming home hammered in

45:40

your life. Exactly. No.

45:42

He's spam hammered like May maybe

45:44

maybe Janice is little tipsy, but Earl

45:46

is fucked up. Yeah. A couple of drinks. Yeah.

45:49

No. Earl is this is sixty nine to seventy.

45:51

Yeah. He's clearly eighteen beers in.

45:53

Maybe he's just, like, just fucking

45:55

struggling. Oh, alright. God. Okay. Delete

45:57

the light on. Goddamn it.

46:00

So the eyewitnesses further

46:02

elaborated that the object was avoid and

46:04

emitted multiple shafts of light

46:06

which pointed downward uniting into

46:09

a single shaft. The couple

46:11

later claimed that this combat shape made the

46:13

UFO look like a child's spinning top.

46:15

Another classic look. Cool.

46:17

You know? The pair stared

46:20

at the anomalous object for

46:22

just a few moments before it abruptly Saucer

46:24

skyward and disappeared from view.

46:26

while conceding to being slightly paused.

46:29

We we know the deal. He emphasized the

46:31

veracity of his and his wife's quote,

46:34

I may have had a few drinks, but I know perfectly

46:37

well that had nothing to do with what I

46:39

Saucer, and

46:40

my wife saw it too. You

46:42

can be completely fucking plastered

46:44

in notice shit. Sure. I do it all the time.

46:47

I don't think I've ever hallucinated on books.

46:49

No. Well, I I don't think you become,

46:51

like, a a dead dead eye fucking

46:53

crack shot eye witness. If you're shitfaced, obviously,

46:56

I think Oh, but mean, impede your ability

46:58

to fucking report some if you're someplace and

47:00

you're hammering you some fucking season, she can

47:02

recall a good portion of

47:04

it. I mean, or

47:06

at least in my mind, like, I've never thank

47:08

god, had the DT's or something like that. It's never

47:10

been a pink elephant scenario. No. Like the

47:12

whole idea, like, someone said, they like, you know,

47:14

the UFO landed in front of my car and I got

47:16

out And it's like, you've been drinking, you've

47:18

been drinking, Billy, and it's like, fucking, do

47:21

know every generic share

47:23

up in every fucking nineteen fifties and sixties

47:25

sci fi film. stupid. Right.

47:27

That does not make you see aliens? No.

47:30

Or maybe in, you know, in

47:32

their experience, it does. I I don't

47:34

know. Never mind. No.

47:36

No. I've always just went to bed. Like,

47:39

I'm tired. There you

47:41

go. Now at that point, if, like, a

47:43

fucking full on UFO Armada start

47:45

shining through the window. Right. I don't give

47:47

fuck. I'm I'm sleeping. Oh, yeah. No.

47:49

Yeah. I'm dead. For the world, that one.

47:52

you guys go fuck off and invade there tomorrow. I'll

47:54

care. Yeah. Not today. No. This is this is

47:56

my time. And if you invade too early, I'm gonna be

47:58

too humble. Yeah. I won't be able

48:00

to deal with your shit. Just wait for me

48:02

to get back on my feet. I mean, if you want me

48:04

to give the proper amount of care in all in respect,

48:07

you give me a day. I'm gonna need some Gatorade.

48:09

lot. Yeah. Maybe it's pedial

48:11

light. You're gonna gonna have to stop and McDonald's and

48:14

-- Yeah. -- too greasy. You give me some taco bell that we

48:16

do. Oh, boy. Really good. At

48:18

this point, the chronology of events gets

48:20

a bit garbled. But when rifling through

48:22

the accounts, it seems that this next

48:24

to let citing occurred later that same

48:26

morning when a grade school aid

48:29

named Edith Beeline, along

48:31

with another aid two students, a

48:33

teacher, and the school secretary, all

48:35

claimed to have seen an unusual airborne object

48:38

above the Alexander Elementary School

48:41

where they all worked.

48:42

The group first saw the silently spinning

48:45

apparently ring shaped UFO through

48:47

the window of the grammar school.

48:50

So, obviously, it's an elementary school.

48:52

According to b link, quote,

48:54

we saw it through the window from inside the

48:56

school at first then we rushed outside

48:58

to get better look. We were all pretty

49:01

excited, and I think there was one

49:03

who was even quite frightened. I

49:05

felt like ringing the school bell but

49:07

decided I had better not. The

49:09

ring definitely looked as if it

49:11

was made of some solid substance. So

49:13

at this point, ringing the school bell is the

49:15

sound. The ring is the hoop in the sky. Yeah.

49:18

Saw some solid substance. It

49:20

was like a very large

49:22

heavy hula hoop and the material

49:24

looked like thick rolled up plastic.

49:27

It seemed to change in size slightly, perhaps

49:29

because it was moving up and down. and

49:32

we didn't have any real idea of what size

49:34

it was, but I'd say a large plane

49:36

could have fit it into it about

49:38

fifteen fucking times.

49:41

Jesus. So a large plane

49:43

too. So, I mean, I'm thinking, alright,

49:45

I'm thinking big enough for, like, a Saucer only scoot

49:47

through, like, that's pretty big. But

49:49

fifteen fucking art that's that's

49:52

enormous. Epic. It's like like like

49:54

mother ship size.

49:56

Jesus. Beeline was convinced that the

49:58

object was hula hoop shaped.

49:59

She did concede that it was an overcast

50:02

day and it was therefore difficult to discern

50:04

with complete assuredness. If

50:06

the gray of the ship was a dull

50:08

metal or merely the clouds poking

50:11

through. So there is a chance that it could have been the

50:13

same Saturn shaped craft, though.

50:15

much fucking bigger than the one the nurses

50:17

apparently. So Yeah. This no. This sounds like they saw

50:19

the the mothership. Yeah. You know, like, this is

50:22

the big And here's another thing too. This is what

50:24

kinda reminds me of the Casablanca entities

50:26

and that I remember it was like there was a terminator

50:28

in the forearmed ghost and

50:31

you know, weird leprechauns on the side of a

50:33

Saturn ship, speaking of a Saturn ship. Yeah. Like, it

50:35

was just this whole plethora of paranormal

50:37

phenomenon that only the kids, Kermit and

50:39

his friends could c and not the adults. And

50:42

here we're dealing with we've

50:43

got one saturn shaped five

50:45

window pane, fifty feet long saucer.

50:48

Yep. that's got pilot. You have

50:50

a huge ice cream cone

50:53

of light up on somebody's house. And

50:55

now you've got a giant perhaps hula

50:57

hoop the size of fifteen large

50:59

planes plus because that's just

51:01

what could fit on the inside. I

51:03

mean, we might be talking about like

51:05

a lot of different agency's

51:07

manifesting, not just one intelligence. Yeah.

51:10

No, totally. And this is not the last

51:12

type that will be described before the night is over.

51:14

Okay. but

51:16

we'll dealing with more of that

51:18

probably next week, but a little more

51:20

here. Yeah.

51:21

So Regardless

51:23

of whether or not the craft was ring shaped,

51:26

which may have been an illusion caused by the speedily

51:29

spinning craft, The eyewitnesses all

51:31

agreed that they were looking at a solid object

51:33

and not some kind of cloud formation. The

51:36

sighting lasted approximately three minutes before

51:38

the hoop, disappeared from view.

51:41

The rest of that New Year's Day would prove to be

51:43

less eventful. That is

51:45

until the sun went down. that

51:47

would be when one of the most noteworthy and

51:50

frankly frightening sightings in the shocking

51:52

UFO flat would occur. an event

51:55

that would come to be known as the Drummond

51:57

Encounter. But as you could probably

51:59

see this coming,

51:59

that's

52:00

some shit that we're gonna be saving for next

52:03

week. Oh, shit. I guess

52:05

he's a spice for next week. Who which can?

52:07

Who which can. Who which can? Who which can? In

52:09

Kaoikuchan. Kaoikuchan. Encounter part

52:11

one. I want to it was Cuetian. Couuetian.

52:15

Yeah. Okay. Couuetian, Jesus. Couuetian.

52:17

Couuetian. Alright.

52:19

I was for you I wrote this forever

52:21

ago. I always pronounced it Cowichan. Cowichan.

52:24

But I an idiot. It's established. No.

52:26

I mean, it's fine. How it can makes sense.

52:29

Yeah. Could we change it? It's just fun.

52:31

Yeah. If somebody knows let us know and

52:33

if we ever talk about this again, I will try

52:35

not to say it wrong. If you're gonna let us know

52:38

though, just go on Instagram DM

52:40

me and, like, fanatically say it.

52:42

Oh, yeah. They won't speak it into your phone because

52:45

if you spell it to me, I'm not Yeah. You literally

52:47

didn't do it. It's pronounced. Yeah.

52:49

To reach it or whatever what we like you just

52:52

spelled the word again. This is so easy on Instagram.

52:54

Shoot me a DM of just like a voice saying

52:56

it and we will have it. And we will give you props

52:58

next week. Hell yeah. The first one

53:00

to send against the props. I can't do

53:02

thirty seven shout outs. Oh, no. No. The

53:05

proper pronunciation, but there you have it. Fuckin'

53:07

here. That is a cool story. Yeah. So,

53:10

like, we we're dealing with, obviously, the Nurses

53:12

here, you have the ship, you have the the cone shaped light,

53:14

and then you have the bigger ship. Yeah. Really

53:17

and you have a some you have of

53:19

people that are seeing this. I'm

53:21

kinda shocked that there isn't more people

53:24

that Saucer, especially being that big.

53:26

There are. Oh, okay. Oh, there it. Yeah. From

53:28

from next week. That's So next week I got

53:30

in. But here's the thing. I mean,

53:32

so it begins at five AM. Right.

53:34

And when not a lot of people are up. And then it can

53:36

continues a little bit until the next day, but then

53:38

it dies out -- Right. -- and picks up

53:40

again the next night -- Yeah. -- which would

53:42

be New Year's Day Night. So it's a full event.

53:45

It's a full on total event. Yeah. No.

53:47

It's a UFO event. And

53:49

what we're gonna get next week is yet

53:51

another iteration, another shaped UFO,

53:54

doing another thing that is quite

53:56

unlike anything at least I've ever

53:58

read about. Okay. And

53:59

and some scary shit on top of it.

54:02

And and then different theories

54:04

like including the mayor of this town

54:06

that gets caught up with some shit and has a

54:08

theory and UFO sightings, all sorts

54:10

of crazy shit. So this is this

54:13

is really a notable thing. And like I

54:15

say, we probably wouldn't even be

54:17

dealing with it if if, you

54:18

know, Nurses Kendall hadn't seen

54:20

two humanoids. because we are a monster

54:23

slash alien slash robot slash bugging

54:25

something there that's an entity

54:27

pod. Right. First and foremost, you know,

54:29

we leave to Rob Kristofferson and

54:32

the great people that deal with straight UFO's to

54:34

fucking do that admirable. Totally. That

54:36

field doesn't need us fucking it up. But

54:38

because of that, it's interesting kind

54:40

of spin off into what really

54:42

is a monumental event, which

54:45

may or may not be like, one

54:47

impaired ship -- Mhmm. --

54:49

assuming different forms and just showing

54:51

up and then eventually making its

54:53

way home or wherever the fuck it goes.

54:55

or a whole plethora of

54:58

different entities and different technologies

55:00

that are manifesting for whatever reason.

55:04

in the very very early days

55:06

of nineteen seventy over Vancouver

55:08

Island. And that to me -- Yeah. -- the bigger one,

55:10

the more conspiratorial one is the one that excites

55:12

me. Yeah. No. That does sound Cool. So come back

55:14

next week to check that out for part two.

55:16

Thank you all so very much for joining us the Cryptonaut

55:19

podcast. Robert, we're on the socials.

55:22

We are. Myself, you want Christopher

55:24

around the Nurses. We are. You can hit us

55:26

up there. There's the Twitter's and there's

55:28

the Facebook's and there's the installs

55:31

I said already. Yeah. And and if I don't

55:33

get back at you right away, don't be offended.

55:35

I don't have that shit on my phone. that's

55:38

purely a fucking desktop thing, and

55:40

I will visit it on occasions. Yeah. No. III

55:42

try to get back to people when I can but then and buy

55:44

is full. So you can find us all there. hellerspace

55:47

dot com, kryptonite merch dot com. It's

55:49

holidays. Okay.

55:50

Thanksgiving next week.

55:52

That's

55:52

not. Isn't it fucking weird? It was just Halloween.

55:55

I mean, I'm not mourning the passing of Halloween.

55:57

Like, it was a week ago. Like, no. If I'm looking

55:59

at the calendar, I think this actually comes

56:02

out on the this is gonna come out the

56:04

twenty first. Do that means

56:06

the Halloween's this week when this comes

56:08

out. Thanks. And we're talking. Yeah. That's give does

56:10

it Halloween? Yes. It Thanksgiving is

56:12

coming. Yeah. No. Halloween is is when this comes

56:15

out is that week on the twenty fourth. Holy

56:17

shit. Damn it. Thanksgiving. What

56:19

the fuck? Yeah. But alright. You know what? I mean,

56:21

if the rest of the winter wants to do that, I can I can

56:23

Dude, you know it's gonna hit January, and this

56:25

is good. You know what?

56:27

It's gonna happen. the fucking the UFO

56:29

pilot's gonna hit that big lever. Yeah.

56:31

Just grade it down. It's gonna

56:33

stop spinning and suddenly we're gonna be

56:35

in longest February ever. Oh, I did February.

56:38

It's gonna last fucking thirty Oh, wait. Thirty saws.

56:40

Oh my gosh. But hey, you know what? The holidays

56:43

are around the corner. Black Friday

56:45

sales are everywhere. Sure. Including our

56:47

merch stores at t public, which

56:49

you can get to by Heather Space, or

56:52

also to crowd made you can get to from Cryptonaut

56:55

merch. Those links, Robert, are in the description

56:57

of this podcast. Look, no further

56:59

good folks. CenturyLink. simply

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click and you will be drifted

57:04

off, not drifted off, blasted off

57:06

into those locations where you can spend

57:08

all of your hard earned money

57:10

on our print on demand products

57:13

that will be shipped to your house hopefully

57:15

in time for Christmas. And if not, it's

57:17

an after Christmas surprise. Wow. there.

57:19

Yeah. You just sold me. Clearly,

57:22

that's what I'm doing. All our Christmas shops. Patreon

57:24

patreon dot com slash Cryptonaut dot podcast

57:26

check that out. Thank you to everyone that supports us over

57:28

there. Holy shit. We had a Camp Fire. Yeah.

57:30

It was always fun. Oh my god. It was so

57:33

cool. I kinda wish we would be able to

57:35

record those for posterity sake,

57:37

but whatever we did. They almost ruined.

57:39

If you recorded it, almost ruined. it's a and

57:41

it's in the moment you're there. Yeah. Me and Robert

57:43

there. It was super cool. Lot of really fucking

57:46

cool stories, which actually was from

57:48

a gentleman that we did an early

57:50

evil science and magic buddies listener story.

57:52

Yeah. That's true from. So that was kinda cool. So

57:54

be sure to check that out over there. We do have some more

57:56

upcoming events over there

57:58

on the discord. We do

58:00

have a date solidified sort

58:02

of in December, which will be announced next week once

58:05

I talk with everybody, but I'm pretty sure that we're gonna be good

58:07

for it. So that's gonna be our Christmas

58:09

movie, the Prince of darkness. So

58:11

that'd be dope. So check all that out

58:13

there. And, oh, before we leave, Find

58:16

it here. I'm gonna pick down here and pick this up.

58:18

We got some pretty cool presence in the mail from

58:20

our good buddy, mister Jeremy Ediger. there

58:23

from the paranormal puzzles and

58:25

that is so paranormal puzzles

58:28

dot com. You can also check

58:30

them out on Facebook and Instagram at

58:32

and normal puzzles. Obviously, Jeremy

58:35

did some artwork with you for, like, the the mothman,

58:37

the cornwall, the ultra trustrials. Yes.

58:39

And this time, he worked with the the great Todd

58:41

Pers, who was great. mister

58:44

Todd Pers. With many times, is

58:46

super talent. And so it's great to

58:49

see these two guys partnering up and creating

58:51

what's gonna be a ball of puzzle

58:53

to do, no doubt. So, yeah, these are available

58:56

again at paranormal puzzles dot com.

58:58

Make sure you check it out. We definitely put some a

59:00

picture of this up on old But, yeah, man, our

59:02

our our good buddy there. Our dude top person

59:04

in the art four. It's super cool. Super That's

59:06

gonna be fun. Totally, Jeremy. Thank you so

59:08

much for sending these to us. We appreciate it. And

59:10

and, yeah, again, be to check all that out. Links for

59:12

that will be in the description of this

59:14

podcast. So there you have it. And

59:17

there it is Robert. That's all we got for the folks this

59:19

week. That's it. There it is. Yeah. We're done.

59:21

Lots of lots of trip ups. And you know what? Makes

59:23

this human. Yeah. There we go. Pretty happy about that.

59:26

Yeah. Cochin. Chalen.

59:28

Oh my god. It's it's gonna be, like, a

59:30

really bad marvel character from the

59:33

sixties before we know it. Like somebody that would have been,

59:35

like, one of like Ironman's sub nemeses.

59:37

Yeah. Crang the conqueror.

59:40

He's big now, dude. I'm pretty sure King

59:42

is king is like the fucking if

59:44

you mean kang. I think I did. I didn't get

59:46

out of the r. No. Krang is from the Teenage

59:49

Mutant Ninja Turtles. He was all free from Dimension

59:51

Access -- That sure. -- rather He's a

59:53

fuck I totally conflated those characters. Yeah. No. I

59:55

booked two of those characters a dope, and and I'm pretty

59:57

sure King is gonna be the new Marvel big

59:59

baddie over there happen. The old Marvel

1:00:01

universe, but I'm a dick. Yeah. I'll

1:00:04

check it out when the fucking happens. And there you have

1:00:06

it. We will be talking with you soon.

1:00:08

No. Looking forward to it. Indeed.

1:00:11

Bye friends. Goodbye. Bye all. Return

1:00:13

for part two. Do it or don't.

1:00:15

Oh, you'd be a fool. You would be missing it. You're gonna

1:00:17

miss out on the mayor's antics. Or for some reason,

1:00:20

start with part two, then part one, and then email

1:00:22

me that you don't know what's going on. Oh, you will figure

1:00:24

it out. It's happened before. Yeah. It's called chronology. Yeah.

1:00:26

Really? It has. long story. Number two's

1:00:28

are hard. I mean, don't ever start with a part two.

1:00:30

Yeah. Well, do that. I mean, if you look at the

1:00:32

title, it says part part one part two. Like,

1:00:34

we're pretty explicit about the parts. mean, it's not

1:00:36

gonna be that challenging. Well, it's gonna be confusing.

1:00:39

You'd be like, why the fuck is this starting with

1:00:41

a bang? Yeah. Well, again, look in the

1:00:43

title. It'll say part one part two. Sure

1:00:45

will. There it is. By

1:00:46

friends and we're to you.

1:00:47

Goddamn.