With the success of last season's "The Leaf Blueprint," the Toronto Maple Leafs have decided to try their luck at yet another reality show. This time it follows two players who's careers have been stalled by mysterious "injuries." BNWT has done some slick detective work and gotten hold of a bootleg copy of the theme song for that show! Enjoy!Lyrics By: Robb EllisVocals By: Robb EllisProduced By: Ryan GilchristArtwork By: Norm PengellyLYRICSJust sit right back and you'll hear a taleI'll try to make it clearAbout two former Maple LeafsBoth forced to disappear The first was a veteran defencemanHis story's quite unrealHe broke his leg twice but still signedA three year deal- a three year dealThe other was a stylish manLooked good without a shirt Though he once showed some promised and he scored some goalsHe couldn't stop getting hurt- he couldn't stop getting hurtWell Lou sent them on a one-way trip to an unknown desert isleHe said to themYou're done as LeafsWe'll still pay youAll your doughEnjoy the sunDrink a few cocktailsGet a tanHere on Lupidas Isle