This episode would have had to be like 4.5 hours long to contain everything we have to say about the Sunnydale crew but 1.5 will have to do. Buffy The Vampire Slayer is so important to us and many Internet denizens so hopefully we paid tribute well. Mehera and Dorothy answer a Xander-related question and our friendship shoutouts of the week go to two of our mutual friends.

Music by DJ DxxxY - Boyfriend's Love Means Remixed.