0:15

>> Skylar: Last time on hunter's haven. Trick or

0:18

treat, fight or flee. >> Cameron: Our first character I'm gonna introduce is

0:23

Alex. Alex is a

0:25

religious youth, who embodies

0:28

a heroic spirit. They, believe that they have been

0:30

chosen to protect the innocent, and champion

0:33

the cause of good against any malevolent forces that

0:36

they may threaten, that may threaten their friends.

0:39

I'm bible. No one knows

0:42

who bible man is. Is that because that's the only

0:44

costume your parents would let you have? Yes.

0:48

>> Cameron: He wanted to be a superhero. Like, he.

0:50

He likes costume, but he has to, like, secretly read

0:53

them. Yeah, I've got the plastic armor, the

0:56

cheap plastic shield, everything, and the cheap

0:59

bible man lightsaber. >> Cameron: So we're gonna come next to our second character, and

1:04

that's gonna be Maya. Now, Maya is

1:07

a quirky and surprisingly knowledgeable friend with

1:10

an uncanny affinity for anything

1:12

supernatural. Her mind is brimming with

1:14

tales of strange occurrences, both legendary and

1:17

bizarre, making her an essential guide through tonight's

1:20

adventures. So, Maya, tell us about yourself.

1:23

>> Mikayla: You know Kim possible? >> Cameron: Yes. >> Mikayla: I was gonna be Rufus. I am

1:27

Rufus because my group of who

1:30

I think are really great friends, they are all, like, you know,

1:33

Kim possible and Ron and I got wrapped

1:36

into being the naked mole rat we're going to

1:39

James. >> Cameron: James is a dedicated horror movie buff,

1:43

whose encyclopedic knowledge of folklore and

1:46

monster hunting weapons him with useful insights and

1:48

strategies for overcoming whatever challenges lie

1:51

ahead. >> Skylar: so James Rodriguez is a mall goth, and

1:54

he tugs like this. And his

1:57

costume that he's wearing this Halloween

2:00

is the crow

2:03

from the movie the Crow. He loves

2:06

horror. Cause James has a lot of punk

2:09

songs he's gonna be referencing throughout this.

2:11

>> Cameron: So our last character,

2:13

but this is Ella. Ella is a self

2:16

proclaimed skeptic who craves a typical

2:19

Halloween filled with candy and fun.

2:22

Her grounded nature might provide balance to the

2:25

chaos, but she also finds herself questioning

2:28

everything that happens around them.

2:30

>> Cameron: So she's the straight man of the group. Yeah,

2:33

well, I imagine Ella as, like, a really

2:36

kind of whiny, sort of. Kind of like Arnold from

2:39

magic school bus. And in that same vein, she is in

2:42

a Miss frizzle costume. >> Cameron: So the setting is, you know, you're a regular suburban town during Halloween

2:46

night. Ah, you know, shadows loom larger than life,

2:49

and every corner beckons with the promise of

2:51

adventure. So as the sun dips

2:55

below the horizon, the scent of fallen leaves mixes

2:57

with the crisp, chill air of October that

3:00

dances playfully along the streets, the

3:03

vibrant hues of Jack o lanterns flickering to life. painting the

3:06

darkening world in glowing shades of orange and yellow.

3:09

You and your friends clad in ghostly costumes,

3:12

excitement bubbling within you, set out for your night of trick

3:15

or treating. This year, however, feels

3:17

peculiar. Is it that you are each a year

3:20

older, finding yourself closer to being too cool for

3:23

trick or treating? Is it the

3:26

extra tales whispered among children and adults

3:29

about a local legend of a haunted house? Is

3:31

it the local troublemaker, the

3:34

local busybody, Miss Douglas, who is

3:37

a not quite octogenarian, but you have no idea

3:40

how old. She's just old that tells everyone

3:43

that, you know, oh, trick or treating is getting more

3:45

dangerous. Every time you hear about it. She has a different story

3:48

about something bad that happened to somebody and to

3:51

her, you know, every time she talks to her parents, it seems

3:54

like she's saying, well, maybe we should just tone it down this

3:56

year. So as you go out there, you notice

4:03

a lot of, a lot of houses are dark. They don't,

4:06

they don't have their porch light on. They don't have any decorations. They've

4:09

kind of stepped back from the tradition this

4:11

year. you'll notice that while there's other kids

4:14

out, there's not as many

4:17

as you would think. So in front of

4:20

you, you're going to see, you know,

4:23

let's call it a quarter of the house is

4:25

litanous in these houses. and then at the end of the

4:28

street, you're going to see

4:31

a weathered looking house. We'll get to more

4:34

details of that after we kind of play around a little bit. But the

4:37

first thing I want you to do is decide for

4:40

yourselves what happens next. You are

4:42

standing where you've decided to meet at the end of this street called a

4:45

cul de sac. I don't know. and there are, out of twelve

4:48

houses, there are four houses. There are four houses. How many kids in

4:51

costumes do we see? >> Cameron: at the moment, it seems like the cul de sac has been cleared out. It's

4:55

kind of like, as you were turning to come into this cul de sac,

4:58

the, the, you know, chaperoned group of little kids is going

5:01

the opposite direction because they pass you leaving and you don't know any of

5:04

them, so you haven't really. They aren't. You didn't hear them talking about anything.

5:06

>> Mikayla: So basically, we're the last ones

5:09

there, and we're gonna get the rest of the candy from these

5:12

houses. >> Cameron: That would be what you would assume you have to make a

5:16

decision to go to these four houses. Now, you'll notice four

5:19

players, four houses. Maybe some deductive reasoning here. I'll

5:22

let you decide what happens with that, though. >> Cameron: James, you said this is the,

5:26

busiest part of town. >> Skylar: Yeah, well, I just moved here, so I don't know why

5:31

you listen to me at all. >> Cameron: Because you go every year, you said.

5:34

>> Skylar: Well, yeah, in a different neighborhood, you. >> Cameron: Said, cul de sacs are the sweet spot of the

5:38

suburbia. >> Skylar: Okay, well, yeah, that's true. They are. They are usually. So I'm kind

5:42

of surprised. I'm as surprised as you. This, all. This all has something

5:45

to do with that. Misses M. Douglas. >> Cameron: I've been looking forward to this for three months,

5:49

James. >> Skylar: Well, I mean, hey, the little bit that we've

5:53

done. >> Cameron: Ella, all about Halloween, she was so

5:56

excited. Look at her costume. >> Cameron: I really like the baby roosts that I

6:01

got in here. If you guys don't want your baby roast, I'll have them.

6:04

>> Cameron: Yeah, you can have my. >> Skylar: I don't want my baby. My baby roost. So you can have them, Ella.

6:08

>> Cameron: Thank you. >> Skylar: I need to make room for, to get my hand in

6:11

here, to get my eggs. >> Cameron: I need three musketeers. Do you have three

6:15

musketeers? >> Cameron: I'll trade you three musketeers, but I'm gonna need a

6:19

Reese's. >> Skylar: I'm not giving you my Reese's.

6:21

>> Cameron: I got a Reese's. >> Skylar: Are you kidding me? >> Cameron: Or family?

6:24

>> Cameron: Yeah, yeah, anything to keep you.

6:27

>> Skylar: Okay, so here's the plan. Okay, so there's an

6:30

unspoken rule for you guys that don't Halloween very often,

6:33

right? So if the light's on and they give you candy,

6:36

that's good. but it's a trick or a

6:38

treatise. So if they give you the treat, awesome.

6:41

If they don't, then they get a trick. So all these

6:44

houses with no lights on. Bam. And he pulls

6:47

out a carton of eggs from his, his

6:50

pumpkin. Plastic pumpkin

6:52

bucket. >> Cameron: We're gonna give him eggs. Isn't that like an Easter

6:55

thing? >> Skylar: well, it's a. That's a fair point,

6:59

but they're not hard boiled. >> Cameron: So what are you gonna do with the eggs?

7:04

>> Skylar: And he looks both ways, and he. >> Skylar: Leans in close, he says, we're gonna.

7:07

>> Skylar: Throw em at the houses. >> Cameron: That seems immoral.

7:10

>> Cameron: That's gonna make a mess. >> Skylar: It is gonna make a mess.

7:13

>> Cameron: You get it, Ella, who's gonna clean up the mess?

7:16

>> Skylar: I don't know. Them. Probably not us. And he takes one of the eggs, and he just hugs

7:24

it. I don't imagine he has a very good

7:27

capability. When it comes to anything physical, and it

7:29

probably is. >> Cameron: Just to be clear, you're still standing at the end of the street.

7:35

>> Skylar: It just goes like, 510ft. >> Cameron: Were you aiming for, like, the first.

7:38

>> Cameron: House or you, like, four houses down? >> Skylar: It, like, lands in their yard, softly in the

7:43

grass. >> Cameron: It doesn't even break.

7:47

>> Cameron: Ella just walks over, picks it up.

7:50

>> Cameron: Wow, that's. >> Skylar: Yeah, keep. You throw it. Throw it at the house.

7:54

>> Cameron: But I don't want to make a mess. You just gingerly pieces it back in your.

8:00

>> Skylar: Thank you. >> Skylar: All right. And I start walking toward.

8:03

Walking towards one of the split

8:06

houses. >> Cameron: James, is this what they normally do on Halloween?

8:09

>> Skylar: Yeah, this is, like I said, it's the proverbial,

8:12

unspoken rule. >> Cameron: Is this true, Maya?

8:14

>> Mikayla: For some of the people. >> Cameron: That was so good.

8:23

>> Cameron: Well, I feel safe. >> Cameron: All right, so as you're debating this,

8:27

you see someone in one of the dark

8:30

houses, kind of open the door and say, hey, what are you

8:33

doing? >> Skylar: Trick or treating? What are you doing?

8:36

>> Cameron: What's that in your hands? >> Cameron: it's, feather scotch, sir.

8:40

>> Cameron: It's a baby rose. >> Cameron: Why. >> Skylar: Why did we all say different candies? Do you know how fake

8:44

that sounds? >> Cameron: Fake? It's. >> Cameron: I have a baby roast.

8:47

>> Skylar: He was asking about what's in my hand, and we all said different candy.

8:50

>> Cameron: Why are you showing him? >> Skylar: I'm not. I'm trying not to.

8:54

>> Cameron: This guy who's just, you know, your average

8:57

suburban dad. Just listening to

9:00

this. I'd like if you're, you know, any dungeons and

9:03

addies listeners in the neighborhood, you can figure who I'm talking

9:05

about. It's not that dark. I can see you're holding eggs.

9:11

>> Skylar: What? >> Cameron: We're racing baby chicks.

9:14

>> Cameron: Alex, is that you? >> Skylar: It's part of us.

9:17

>> Cameron: Alex, are you guys. Are you kids

9:20

going around egging houses? >> Cameron: No. >> Cameron: Do I need to call your father?

9:23

>> Cameron: I'm spreading the word of the lord. >> Cameron: I'm Bible man. If I have an egg on my house, I'm

9:28

calling your dad. Alex. >> Cameron: Yes, sir, Mister Gunderson, sir.

9:36

And I salute him with my saber.

9:43

>> Skylar: That was pretty good cover. >> Cameron: you know what? I talked to all my neighbors, so if I see any

9:47

eggs, I'm also calling your dad again.

9:50

>> Cameron: Wow. Word spreads fast on Halloween.

9:53

>> Cameron: I actually am probably gonna have a conversation at church with him about

9:56

why you're out here trick or treating. >> Cameron: We compromised, Mister Gunderson.

10:01

>> Cameron: I'm sorry. I didn't realize that the Lord compromised.

10:06

>> Cameron: He slams his door so close.

10:10

>> Cameron: So you need to decide to. There will be

10:12

repercussions for Alex. If you choose to throw, I would.

10:15

>> Cameron: Hope you don't throw those eggs. >> Skylar: Hold on to the eggs for now. We'll get to a different culture.

10:20

>> Cameron: Save it for a different. >> Skylar: Yeah. >> Cameron: Remember, you have twelve eggs.

10:23

>> Skylar: All right, I've got twelve eggs. >> Cameron: Just think about it, though, James. He's got hoa on his side.

10:27

We don't mess with hoa. >> Skylar: The what? Hoa. What is

10:33

that? >> Cameron: Isn't that the thing that runs the cul de sac hoa?

10:37

>> Skylar: I've never heard of that before. >> Cameron: I don't know. It's, like, homeowners or something.

10:40

>> Mikayla: Again, the homeowners Owners

10:42

association. >> Skylar: The homeowners associate.

10:45

>> Cameron: Oh, that's what it stood for. Oh, this

10:48

bob's like, home owned anonymous or something like

10:51

that. >> Skylar: The tribunal. >> Cameron: I'm gonna be 100% with you guys. I thought this was some super

10:55

christian thing. Oh, I

10:58

didn't know. It was like a shortening of Jehovah. I don't

11:01

know. >> Cameron: We don't mess with Hova.

11:06

It's slang. >> Cameron: Is that God's gang name? I don't even

11:09

know. >> Skylar: I'm part of God's game.

11:13

>> Cameron: Skivity. >> Skylar: All right, gang.

11:17

>> Cameron: Again, just to recap, just to keep it on the rails,

11:21

four houses, four kids.

11:24

Do you each wanna go hit up a house really quick and get some

11:26

candy? >> Cameron: Yeah, you know, it's getting nice of

11:30

young. Yeah, hit em up. >> Skylar: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to that one. You go to that one. You

11:35

go to that one. >> Cameron: We're splitting up. >> Skylar: Well, tell them you need four kids worth of candy.

11:40

>> Cameron: Tell you what, you can do these.

11:42

>> Cameron: Together and just, you know, one person can be,

11:45

like, the lead on each, or you can do them separately, and we'll go

11:48

through one by one. >> Cameron: Let's do them together.

11:50

>> Cameron: And just one kid's got the lead. >> Skylar: Well, I was gonna say we split up, and then. And then think about it. You say,

11:55

hey, I've got friends, but they're not here right now.

11:58

And then you get four kids with a candy. Then I show up their house

12:01

and I say, I've got friends. >> Cameron: I don't like being dishonest and stuff. Fine.

12:05

>> Mikayla: All right. >> Skylar: We'll go together. >> Cameron: Besides, I mean, Maya already said, well, probably get the

12:09

rest of the candy, because we're the last kids of the night. Look at this place. It's

12:12

a ghostland. >> Skylar: That's not a bad point. >> Cameron: And that was a Halloween pun.

12:17

>> Skylar: Yeah. Yeah. >> Cameron: All right, so, all right, which house

12:21

do you want to go to first? >> Cameron: Let's call it Mister Black's. House.

12:26

>> Skylar: All right, sounds good. You, tell you lead the way. Cause I don't know

12:29

who that is. I just moved here. >> Cameron: Oh, he's the pallbearer at

12:32

church. >> Cameron: There's usually more than one of those.

12:36

>> Cameron: They usually have six. >> Cameron: This guy just carries the coffin by

12:40

himself. >> Cameron: Whoa. >> Skylar: This guy must be Jack.

12:43

>> Cameron: He also has offerings.

12:45

>> Skylar: Okay. >> Cameron: Feel like you should have led with that one.

12:47

>> Cameron: I messed up. I messed

12:50

up. >> Skylar: Is he involved with the body and the blood?

12:54

>> Cameron: Yes, sir. Occasionally on the pastures though. Anyways, I'm

12:57

gonna walk up to his place and knock on the

12:59

door. >> Cameron: Alright. He opens the door.

13:05

>> Cameron: Greetings, mister Black. Oh, sorry. Tricker

13:08

three. >> Cameron: Mmm. Hello. I

13:12

suppose I need to give you some candy. Young

13:14

sir, I will say

13:17

I'm very impressed with your godly

13:20

costume. We do not see enough of that these days,

13:23

in my opinion. >> Cameron: Thank you. >> Cameron: So he's going to hold out the bucket of. And

13:28

I'm gonna drummy, on your character sheet, I'm gonna

13:31

have you roll. And we're just gonna do a simple one. I'm gonna have

13:34

you roll. just a simple

13:36

investigate. So that's sharp. There's just one.

13:39

Just if you're the lead on this, it's just gonna be your

13:42

roll. So roll. Do two, d, six. >> Cameron: Oh, that is a shame. Cause I rolled a twelve.

13:45

>> Skylar: I'm gonna make sure that he doesn't. >> Cameron: Have razor blades in there. So you rolled

13:48

both plus sharp. Oh, and we're just gonna decide

13:51

what's. >> Skylar: That'd be a dark take on a plus. >> Cameron: So seven total, including your plus, I got twelve.

13:56

So with a seven, you're going to be able

13:58

to. There's a limited amount of candy

14:01

in there. you got some

14:03

butterscotches. you got some of

14:06

those strawberry twist candies.

14:10

You got some knockoff reeses that

14:13

are, I don't know, shaped like a, Christmas

14:15

tree. They're obviously just older.

14:18

They're obviously cropped. That's a long way away.

14:21

This guy is not probably the popular house.

14:24

>> Skylar: So there's not enough for all of us for.

14:26

>> Cameron: And then at the bottom of it, you're gonna see what

14:29

looks like just an old fishing

14:32

net. Like this is obviously just a bucket he grabbed out of the garage

14:35

and tossed some candy. So if you decide

14:38

to, you can grab a fishing net with

14:41

in probably nothing fancy. Just you know, like

14:44

a mesh net six by, you know, six foot wide. Six

14:47

foot, you know, just been sitting in the bottom of a plastic bucket.

14:49

>> Cameron: We could just take the net. >> Cameron: I don't know. Is he gonna stop you?

14:52

>> Skylar: Sure. >> Cameron: Reach in. Grab the stuff. He's facing away from you, holding out a bucket.

14:56

>> Cameron: What do you grab the candy. I don't.

14:59

I don't. >> Cameron: Which one do you have a handful of? All of it.

15:01

>> Cameron: I grab a couple strawberry things and toss them into

15:04

my strawberry. My. Yeah, he said the

15:07

strawberry wrap strings. >> Cameron: No, no, no. It's like.

15:11

>> Cameron: It looks like the little red thing. >> Cameron: With like a green tiny.

15:14

>> Cameron: It's the old people can. >> Cameron: This is the old people candy he's handing out?

15:18

>> Cameron: Yes. His man is. >> Cameron: I take some strawberry things and I put them into my, bag of truth.

15:22

>> Mikayla: I'm 100% taken to that. >> Cameron: You have any Werther's originals?

15:26

>> Skylar: That's such a good candy frill.

15:31

>> Cameron: Are those butters? That's kind of what I meant by. >> Skylar: Oh, yeah.

15:33

>> Cameron: Those are butters. Yes. >> Cameron: Yes. >> Cameron: Oh, score. Werther's originals.

15:37

>> Cameron: You can have mine, Ella. Ah,

15:40

wonderful. >> Skylar: The Christmas tree.

15:46

Thanks, mister Black. >> Cameron: Yeah, thank you, mister Black.

15:49

>> Cameron: Okay, so just to be recap, you, now

15:52

have a, net. And the rest of you have some mediocre

15:55

candy. >> Cameron: Mediocre at best, says

15:59

Werther's originals. That's the best candy I've gotten all

16:01

night. >> Cameron: so the house doesn't.

16:04

>> Skylar: As I walk away. As I walk away, I say,

16:08

thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so

16:11

great. >> Cameron: Is that a fallout boy reference?

16:13

>> Skylar: That is a fallout boy reference. >> Cameron: I will say.

16:17

>> Skylar: I wanted to end it with this candy. Tastes like you only,

16:20

but that sounds weird. That starts to get weird.

16:22

>> Cameron: All right, so, you have completed this one. You

16:25

have received some candy, and maybe more

16:28

importantly, who knows? A plastic net.

16:31

>> Skylar: That's true. >> Cameron: Who's taking the lead on the next house? I don't. I only

16:35

know a few more of the houses here, but they're all lights out

16:38

of. I guess they view this holiday as a sin against

16:41

God. >> Skylar: Yeah, it's the best holiday ever.

16:44

>> Cameron: I don't like it when you say stuff like that. >> Skylar: Here's the thing. It wouldn't have sounded as bad if I didn't have to follow up what

16:50

you said before. That if I had just

16:52

said it's like the best holiday ever. Completely

16:55

raw context. >> Cameron: Context does not wonders.

16:59

>> Skylar: But I blame you on that one. >> Cameron: All right.

17:02

>> Cameron: So did he say James? >> Skylar: Yeah.

17:04

>> Cameron: James is taking 30 because it's James. you go up

17:07

to a nice picket fence.

17:09

>> Cameron: Do your rigma. Do your whole thing. >> Cameron: All right. >> Skylar: I push it through the picket fence. I look

17:13

at the mailbox. What is the name on the mailbox?

17:16

>> Cameron: it just says daughtry. >> Skylar: Daughtry, the dogtree

17:19

family. I push open the fence, and

17:22

I stride confidently up, but I'm, like, doing, like,

17:25

I'm, like, crouched a little bit. Cause I'm trying to do my, like, crow

17:28

impersonation, like, being stealthy. And I sneak

17:31

up to the. To the porch. Do they, by chance,

17:34

have a bucket. >> Skylar: Of candy sitting out?

17:37

>> Cameron: Ooh. they actually do.

17:40

So I'm gonna have you. Since you rolled with

17:43

that. You don't have to do any of the other stuff.

17:46

You. Since you just. You snuck up. I'm actually gonna

17:49

have you, just, you just get it. You know, we're not

17:52

gonna. I'm not gonna make you do anything else. There's not a lot of

17:54

physicals that kind of fit with this. So, inside

17:57

of this bucket, you're gonna see. It's

18:00

actually. Have you ever seen those clear plastic travel bags?

18:03

Mm it's actually just a collection

18:06

of self care things. Inside,

18:09

there's a plastic travel toothbrush, and in each one, there's a little

18:12

plastic toothbrush. There is a little, you know,

18:15

pack of. >> Cameron: He's the dentist.

18:17

>> Cameron: Yeah, he's the dentist guy. He's doctor. Doctor.

18:21

maybe a. So inside of it, there's going. It's almost

18:24

like a little, like, vacation care pack, right? You have travel

18:27

toothpaste. You have a toothbrush, one of those little folding ones.

18:30

You have little, you know,

18:33

little pack of sunscreen, and you

18:35

have a disposable camera. >> Skylar: Oh, really?

18:39

>> Cameron: Yep. That's actually one of those, like, you know, cheapo.

18:41

Yeah. >> Skylar: Like a kodak. >> Cameron: Yeah. with a flash and everything. So,

18:46

you have access to anything your heart can

18:49

desire from that. >> Skylar: Perfect. Wait, those are each different

18:54

or in one pack? >> Cameron: That's just one little, you know, those little travel bags.

18:58

Yeah, they're just packed in there. You know, there's a camera, little

19:01

toothbrush, you know, just like, oh, you're going on vacation. Here's, you

19:04

know, some things to make your vacation better. Dotry makes the money,

19:07

and the, toothbrush is branded with Dotry, right?

19:10

>> Skylar: Oh, that's weird. >> Cameron: But yeah, no, like, his name. Like, it's the actual

19:13

doctor on the brush.

19:16

>> Skylar: Like, he got custom toothbrushes. yeah. I take

19:19

one, and I look over at the rest of the. Have you

19:21

guys come up to the. Yeah. >> Cameron: Thing? >> Skylar: Oh, okay, never mind. Yeah, I'm just hiding in the

19:26

shadows. Normally, I see the sunscreen on it, and I

19:28

go, this will be perfect. For my pale, pale skin,

19:31

my pale vampire skin. >> Cameron: Do you pick up the camera?

19:35

>> Skylar: Not yet. >> Cameron: Oh, okay. >> Cameron: So have you take. Did you actually take a pack?

19:39

>> Skylar: Yeah. >> Cameron: Okay, so you took a pack. The rest of you guys want to take a pack with

19:42

you? You take one. Or you're just kind of like. >> Cameron: I walk over free camera.

19:45

>> Cameron: yeah. >> Cameron: I see the camera, I go, oh, picture that with a Kodak.

19:49

is that punk enough for you? >> Skylar: I don't get that reference.

19:53

>> Cameron: It's Pitbull. >> Skylar: Pitbull wouldn't be out by this point, actually.

19:56

>> Cameron: I don't know if it's like late. >> Cameron: 2000, same time, like.

20:03

>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, no, he has no idea. I don't know what you guys are talking

20:06

about. >> Cameron: Pit bull's like my favorite artist.

20:08

>> Cameron: He's like the best rapper I know. >> Skylar: You guys are posers.

20:12

>> Cameron: what rappers does your character know? Toby Mac. Oh, this is

20:20

like. >> Cameron: It's like fedora Toby Mac era.

20:24

>> Cameron: He doesn't make some Jesus freak bump

20:27

to that. >> Cameron: Extreme days really gets the heart pumping.

20:32

>> Skylar: It was a good song. I want to deny it.

20:35

>> Cameron: Anyways, when I take my

20:38

to go pack, and I don't know why I'm doing this in the

20:41

voice, when. >> Cameron: I take my to go pack in. >> Cameron: Kodak, I, pop them in the, bag of truth,

20:45

and, I also pull out of my

20:48

bag of truth, or rather, I pull it out from my

20:51

breastplate of righteousness. I pull out

20:54

some tracks, idle man specific tracks, and I

20:57

place them inside the bowl. >> Skylar: Do you know that, that doctor Dotry doesn't

21:01

attend church service? >> Cameron: Is that what the situation is? The thing is, if I know of the

21:05

houses, I know of the family. I don't recognize the

21:08

name daughtry. Oh, doesn't go to our church.

21:11

>> Skylar: That's right. So gotta leave him some pamphlets.

21:14

>> Cameron: That's why I brought him proselytizing.

21:16

>> Cameron: Yeah, that's bold. >> Cameron: That's bold. >> Skylar: It's impressive.

21:19

>> Cameron: You gotta make impact in the dark, dark world.

21:21

>> Skylar: That's right. >> Cameron: Anyway, guys, let's move on to the next house.

21:24

>> Skylar: The reality of the situation is that any other kid that comes up to get

21:27

a pack of whatever is just. >> Cameron: Gonna also see the pamphlets and assume.

21:30

>> Skylar: That doctor Dotry left them for the kids to take.

21:33

>> Cameron: Do you go into each pack and slip a track into the pack or do

21:36

you. >> Cameron: No, I just leave them in the bowl just

21:39

for anyone who's willing to take. Is it

21:42

normal for people not to be handing out the candy

21:45

themselves? >> Skylar: Yeah, it happens sometimes. Especially if they're wealthier.

21:48

>> Cameron: Also, is it normal for it to not be candy?

21:52

>> Skylar: Yeah, you get some weirdos sometimes. Just be glad that

21:54

it's not like the candy apple

21:57

lady or the. >> Cameron: I mean, we still have two more houses.

22:01

>> Skylar: That's true. Or the dude that just hands you like a little pack of

22:04

band aids or something. >> Cameron: Like rock.

22:06

>> Cameron: Or a rock. >> Skylar: You've had people give you a rock?

22:11

man, if someone handed me a rock, I'd throw it right back in their window.

22:13

>> Cameron: They ran out of. >> Cameron: They probably saw that look in the ride

22:21

they went to. >> Cameron: The one who's got that dull glazed over.

22:26

>> Skylar: I would like to push my luck a little bit. I'm

22:29

gonna reach in and grab a second packet

22:32

from this ball on the ring.

22:34

>> Cameron: He shoves the Bible truck out of. >> Skylar: The way.

22:38

>> Cameron: On the ring doorbell. It comes.

22:42

>> Cameron: Doorbells. >> Cameron: There's a ring doorbell. Yeah.

22:44

>> Cameron: You know what? >> Cameron: We put Pitbull in this world. You know Pitbull, if

22:47

Pitbull exists. Oh, Pitbull's from the two thousands.

22:50

>> Cameron: They're early adopters of the ring technology.

22:52

>> Cameron: Okay, maybe it comes through the real doorbell like.

22:55

>> Skylar: Yeah. >> Cameron: He just yells out, it's got an intercom. Hey,

22:58

okay, it's a camera and an intercom. No one's mixed them together.

23:00

>> Skylar: I just look at it and I go, it's just a pre programmed sound. Don't worry about it. I

23:03

put it in the bucket and I walk away. >> Cameron: James, don't make me call your dad.

23:10

>> Skylar: Why do people know who I am? >> Cameron: Here, put it back.

23:13

>> Skylar: I I walk back over the bucket.

23:16

>> Cameron: Oh, don't worry, mister Datchery, he can just have mine. And I put

23:18

mine back in for him. So

23:21

I'm just gonna erase my characters. >> Cameron: So you now have two packets. He has zero.

23:27

>> Cameron: dang it. >> Skylar: I had a great song lyric for that, but it kind of

23:31

feels wrong to use it. I'll save it

23:34

for later. >> Cameron: I'll just share owls.

23:37

>> Cameron: Yeah, I'll just keep the toothbrush. That's all

23:40

I want. >> Cameron: I want the camera. Yeah, memories last forever.

23:43

>> Skylar: I just came. I

23:46

chimed in with the haven't you people ever heard

23:48

of closing the gosh dang

23:51

door? >> Cameron: He still doesn't swear. >> Skylar: He just feels a little off.

23:54

>> Cameron: His door was closed the whole time. >> Skylar: Yeah, but he had to been looking through it.

23:58

>> Cameron: It is his house. Yeah, don't have boiler.

24:05

>> Skylar: He looks over at the window and. >> Mikayla: He says, more than one?

24:08

>> Skylar: Let's just stop, drop everything, forget each other's

24:11

names and just walk away.

24:14

>> Cameron: I don't know that reference. >> Skylar: That's chiodos.

24:21

>> Cameron: Just curious. How many. How many lyrics do you have written? I have

24:24

quite a few ready. >> Skylar: And then, you know, in any downtime I might have.

24:28

I'm gonna quick pull up some more. >> Cameron: James, have you ever thought, what would people think if they knew that

24:33

I was a Jesus freak? >> Skylar: I haven't thought about that before, no.

24:37

>> Cameron: Okay. Anyways, Maya, Ella, who's taking the next

24:40

house? >> Skylar: Oh, yeah. >> Mikayla: You. >> Cameron: I already. Oh, fine.

24:43

>> Cameron: Fine by me. More. >> Mikayla: This is your first Halloween?

24:46

>> Cameron: Yeah. >> Mikayla: Take advantage of it. >> Cameron: I'll do it.

24:49

>> Cameron: So you don't want to. You don't want to take the lead on one? This is

24:51

my end. Character is my other type. To walk up to a house

24:54

by yourself dressed as a naked.

24:57

Again, as a naked morad. >> Mikayla: Probably not.

25:01

>> Cameron: She's in character. You got the second Maya.

25:03

>> Skylar: You've got the second best costume out of all of us. I think it only makes sense that

25:06

you get a nice, cool, grand entrance. >> Cameron: I mean, I'm more than fine being the lead because, And he pats

25:11

his chest, he's like, I got plenty

25:14

of these bad boys to hand out. >> Skylar: Oh, I thought you were gonna say. Because I've got the protection, the

25:19

breastplate of righteousness. >> Cameron: Yeah. And I've got the, helmet of salvation, so

25:24

I know what I'm doing. >> Skylar: I just don't.

25:26

>> Cameron: Yep, that's hard as a rock.

25:29

>> Cameron: He can leave for Ella. Cause Ella would be for sure the only reason she would go up to a house

25:35

by herself is that she was forgotten by the rest of the group,

25:39

and she just decides to go on her marriage.

25:41

>> Cameron: She needs to use their phone. >> Cameron: Yeah.

25:44

>> Cameron: Like, Ella just kind of was like, I'm just gonna go over here and

25:47

thinking that, you know, her best friend and her

25:50

cousin would come with, but, you know, they just veered off into

25:52

another direction. >> Cameron: We didn't hear her while we were all talking.

25:55

>> Cameron: She's very forgettable. >> Skylar: I go to Maya, I say, hey, look, I did a house.

26:00

I think you should do a house, because if you jump, I will jump, too.

26:06

And we will fall together from the building.

26:09

Pledge. >> Cameron: Is this. >> Cameron: Anytime you see him looking at the laptop?

26:16

>> Skylar: I know the song. I just want to make sure I get their lyrics

26:19

just right, because somebody will comment, and they'll be like, yo, dude, it's

26:22

supposed to be the. And not. >> Cameron: And it sounds like he really believes in you, Maya. I

26:26

think you should do it. >> Cameron: So both of you are gonna walk up to a house. You're gonna have other

26:30

people with you. You're not. >> Cameron: Yeah. >> Cameron: So, Ella, who wants to go first? Ella or Maya?

26:36

>> Cameron: Maya. >> Cameron: Maya can go first. >> Skylar: Yeah.

26:39

>> Cameron: And again, you have to do the voice. Just to be clear.

26:42

>> Skylar: She's got her fingers underneath. Under her lip.

26:48

>> Cameron: you wrote this into your own. >> Cameron: Character, so you can't have anyone else to blind.

26:50

>> Cameron: I know. >> Mikayla: I'm kind of grabbing it.

26:53

>> Cameron: At some point, you get to make the character decision. I'm now taking.

26:56

>> Mikayla: I now take it out my teeth. We'll see

26:58

how serious. Okay, so, walking up to the house. Is

27:04

it going to be a house you have to knock on? Ring the

27:07

doorbell. >> Cameron: Yeah, you're gonna. They have,

27:12

No. it's a perfectly nice house. you actually

27:15

recognize it? it's the house of one of the girls you

27:18

thought you were gonna hang out with tonight. >> Skylar: What?

27:21

>> Cameron: It's actually the girl who is gonna play Ron's

27:24

house. >> Cameron: Oh.

27:28

>> Mikayla: Stacy. >> Cameron: This was Stacey. Stacey's, house.

27:31

>> Cameron: Her mom's got it going on. >> Cameron: Stacy Wheeler. Nice.

27:34

>> Skylar: I know that one. >> Mikayla: I heard that, Stacy has

27:40

full size candy bars at her house. >> Skylar: No way.

27:43

>> Mikayla: Yeah, and, you know, since

27:46

I'm basically, like, her best friend, they'll probably give me more than

27:49

one. >> Cameron: Wait, if you're her best friend, why aren't you out trick or train with

27:51

her? >> Skylar: Cause we're cooler.

27:54

>> Cameron: That's true, actually. >> Skylar: Lead the way, Maya. Let's get those candy

27:58

bars. >> Mikayla: Okay. I'll go knock on the door, ring the doorbell, whatever.

28:02

Whatever the case is. >> Cameron: So this is where you're gonna have to help me.

28:06

Let's say Stacy's mom decided to go all in on

28:09

that joke. What would Stacy's mom be dressed

28:12

as? But also not like Cleopatra.

28:15

>> Cameron: Sexy cleopatra posse. Cleopatra. >> Cameron: No, we got gold member from golden.

28:21

That fits perfectly for

28:24

our non visual audience of this podcast.

28:27

describe that costume for us. >> Cameron: So foxy Cleopatra. Basically,

28:32

she's got this giant afro. She's

28:35

got seventies bell bottom pants

28:37

and essentially a bikini top, but it's a matching color

28:43

to the seventies pants and, like, those

28:45

high, high, seventies type

28:48

heels. Typically. She was also. I think she had

28:51

a gun, like a teeny tiny gold

28:54

pistol or something. Cause she was gold member's, like, right

28:57

hand lady. >> Skylar: Yep. >> Cameron: So, Maya,

29:01

you see your quote unquote

29:04

friend's mom? Stacy's mom. That's how you know her.

29:07

dressed in this costume,

29:09

wearing high heels and bell

29:12

bottoms and a matching top and a massive

29:15

afro. Just a quick reminder, this is a

29:18

nineties stay at home mom

29:21

who is exceptionally white.

29:25

So, you know, this is. This. This might be uncomfortable

29:28

to the 2020s, but at the moment, it's whatever, right?

29:31

Yeah, it's just. >> Mikayla: Trick or treat.

29:37

>> Cameron: oh. >> Cameron: And she, like, holds out a bucket, and she's kind of

29:41

swearing around. Is that you,

29:43

Maya? >> Mikayla: You wet?

29:48

>> Cameron: Aren't. Aren't you. Aren't you supposed to be with

29:51

Stacy tonight? >> Mikayla: Well, like, my invite got lost in

29:56

the mail. They said, for the party, so I'm hanging out with my other

29:58

friends. >> Cameron: So they made you wear the costume,

30:02

then? They didn't tell you where the party is?

30:05

>> Mikayla: Well, like, the. Like I said, my invite got lost in the

30:08

mail is invitation only. >> Cameron: Okay, honey, you take two, and she just holds

30:15

out the candy. >> Cameron: Nice. >> Cameron: So you get two full size candy bars. Everybody else gets one.

30:20

>> Skylar: Nice. >> Cameron: The USP's. It's really going downhill.

30:26

>> Cameron: She doesn't under. She does not understand that joke.

30:29

That was in the joke. >> Cameron: That was in the chat.

30:34

>> Cameron: That was just Alex.

30:37

>> Cameron: That was Alex just commenting on the.

30:39

>> Cameron: State of local government. >> Cameron: I think.

30:44

>> Skylar: Okay, well, then he looks at her, a little surprised and

30:46

disturbed and says, you

30:49

could. Cause you can. >> Cameron: So you do. She's gonna slap your hand away

30:53

when you reach for candy. I don't know what you're saying. No, I

30:56

meant, like, I don't know what you're saying. That seems kind of mean.

31:00

So you don't get a candy bar now? I don't get what the,

31:03

>> Skylar: No one understands me. >> Cameron: What is he. He's kind of

31:08

rude. >> Cameron: Oh, I'm Bible man. Oh, James.

31:12

Oh, sorry. >> Cameron: The crow.

31:16

Okay. And she just closes the door. You

31:19

wait. My own. You got candy. You

31:22

got your candy. What kind of candy bars did you grab?

31:24

>> Mikayla: 100 grand. >> Cameron: Solid choice.

31:26

>> Mikayla: And a Milky way.

31:29

>> Cameron: Two for two. You. You did get a candy bar,

31:33

kit. >> Cameron: Ah, Kat. >> Cameron: Overrated choice.

31:35

>> Cameron: I'm at another house. >> Cameron: Oh, right. So you get nothing. So just you two.

31:39

>> Skylar: I slide an egg under her

31:41

doormat. >> Cameron: I slide a tract into the mailbox.

31:47

>> Cameron: Oh, I don't know.

31:53

All right, so that's gonna bring us from, So just

31:56

write down your character, make sure you're aware. >> Cameron: I do want to establish. I 100% don't notice

32:00

Ella's gone. >> Cameron: No one does. >> Cameron: Yeah. Has Ella noticed that everyone else is

32:05

gone? >> Cameron: No, she just thinks she's leading the charge to the next house.

32:08

>> Cameron: Okay, Ella. >> Skylar: Amazing. >> Cameron: Knock on the door. You just. It's your traditional.

32:12

This is the house that's closest to the end of the cul de

32:15

sac. >> Cameron: So she knocks on the door.

32:19

Trick or treat. >> Cameron: Are you here? shuffling, like. Oh, I thought they were done. I don't

32:24

know. Just stupid ass kid. Stupid kids,

32:28

excuse me. We'll reset that. I don't know.

32:31

I'll take your pizza. We're done. can you just. Just grab

32:34

some popsicles and grab them out of the freezer? Like,

32:37

just give them some popsicles. just put your clothes on. Come

32:40

on. So you hear some

32:43

rustling. You see this guy putting a. He has a robe

32:46

on, a little disheveled. what looks

32:49

appears to have been clown makeup.

32:52

Goodness sakes. That's gonna be terrible. In, like, a half,

32:55

halfway on wig. So

32:57

just kind of, like, sliding off to the side.

33:00

Yeah, he's just holding some of the, those,

33:04

you know, the popsicles of our childhood, you know?

33:06

>> Mikayla: Yeah. >> Cameron: Cut the end of it.

33:09

>> Skylar: Oh, yeah. >> Cameron: It's kind of funny. They had to put his stuff all

33:13

haphazardly together and get popsicles. It's a single

33:16

child. >> Cameron: Well, he doesn't know.

33:19

>> Cameron: I'm just saying, he's gonna open the. >> Cameron: Door and see it's a single child. He's gonna be like, are you?

33:24

>> Skylar: And then. And then to think that there's gonna be three more that'll show up here in

33:27

a minute. >> Cameron: He just looks at you just like,

33:30

seriously? Seriously.

33:33

>> Cameron: What? >> Cameron: What? I'm Miss Frizzle

33:37

and my friend here. And I turn around like.

33:42

>> Cameron: My friends were here, you know?

33:44

>> Cameron: There was one. She's like a naked mole rat. One of

33:47

them's like a crow. I don't know what it is.

33:50

And another guy, he's like, Larry

33:52

Boyden.

33:57

>> Cameron: He doesn't. You have actually

34:00

left this guy speechless. He has no

34:03

idea. Are you ok, sir?

34:06

He just hands you the half box of

34:08

popsicles. He closes the door, and he turns off

34:11

the light. You have

34:14

been late. You've just been left in the dark.

34:17

Score. >> Cameron: Score. >> Cameron: Popsicles. She'll just, like, sit down on the curb

34:21

and just start munching away at the. >> Cameron: You hear from the window, go away.

34:25

>> Cameron: thank. Thank you. And so she'll just turn

34:28

around, sit on a curb, and just start going at the

34:30

popsicles. >> Cameron: Are you gonna save any for everyone.

34:33

>> Cameron: Else if they get there in time? Otherwise, she'll

34:36

just munch on them all. >> Skylar: Did you. Where did you go?

34:40

>> Cameron: where did you go? we were going house across where

34:43

I was at. I was at this house, actually.

34:45

>> Cameron: I have you roll a d six really quick. >> Cameron: D six. >> Skylar: They have anything good?

34:49

>> Cameron: Six? You have had six pups.

34:53

>> Cameron: Wow. >> Cameron: you left me for a while. No, I mean, you just went really. You went

34:56

really aggressive at the meals. you got three.

35:00

>> Cameron: No, it's just something about it I

35:03

just I can eat popsicles all day. You know,

35:05

it's really quite interesting, you see, because the grape

35:08

ones, they don't give you brain freeze as fast. The

35:11

cherries. Those the ones you gotta work

35:14

watch out for. >> Skylar: Bitch. >> Cameron: Yeah, it's cherries. I only have one cherry.

35:18

>> Cameron: Ella has, popsicles down to a science.

35:20

>> Cameron: I made a lot of popsicle bridges as a kid.

35:23

And you just gotta eat all the popsicles in order to build

35:26

a bridge. There's no other way to get popsicle sticks.

35:29

>> Cameron: Did you know, Ella, that they sell popsicle sticks without

35:32

the popsicle? >> Skylar: Do they have the jokes on them?

35:35

>> Cameron: Yeah. Do they not? I also like the jokes. I get good

35:38

chuckles. >> Cameron: Those don't come on the pre packed sticks.

35:40

>> Cameron: see, I enjoy the chuckles that comes with

35:43

popsicles. >> Cameron: Ever.

35:46

>> Cameron: Right. >> Cameron: She reads the one. What do you call

35:50

a, cow with no legs.

35:52

>> Cameron: What do you call a cow with no legs though? I don't know.

35:55

>> Cameron: I haven't eaten the popsicle yet. >> Skylar: Oh, I got

35:58

one. What's black, white

36:01

and red all over? >> Cameron: Penguin.

36:05

>> Cameron: with a sunburn. >> Cameron: I've heard that one. >> Skylar: That's pretty close. It's a dead penguin.

36:10

>> Cameron: Oh, no. >> Cameron: I don't know. I think it's more like the Bible.

36:15

>> Skylar: Where's the red come from? >> Cameron: Jesus. You read it?

36:19

>> Skylar: What? What do you mean?

36:21

>> Cameron: If, you ever read an audiobook. Not read the Bible.

36:24

>> Cameron: I gave. >> Cameron: It's it's 2000.

36:28

>> Cameron: Oh. Well, you see, in the Bible, it's black and white.

36:30

>> Skylar: Except when I got to the part about the snake in the tree. And

36:33

then once he kind of went away, I was like. I was. I don't get it

36:36

anymore. >> Cameron: Oh, my word. You missing so much cool stuff. You don't even read

36:39

about David. David's really cool.

36:42

>> Skylar: What did he do? >> Cameron: He killed a giant.

36:44

>> Skylar: Whoa. >> Cameron: He also sent a man to die.

36:47

>> Cameron: Okay, we don't need dwell on. We don't need

36:53

dwelling all of the old Testament. >> Cameron: All right? Baptists everywhere.

37:04

>> Cameron: I well, just say you gotta tell the whole

37:07

story. >> Skylar: So wait, hold on. You went up there and now the guy's light is off.

37:11

What's. >> Cameron: I don't know. you can go try. See who has more popsicle. I

37:15

just been eating popsicles. I forgot that you guys

37:18

were last with stock. You

37:21

should try. Let's try again. >> Cameron: Off tones of James Brown playing from the house.

37:26

>> Cameron: I kind of want. >> Skylar: Let me see what happens. I'll try it. And I

37:30

stealthed up there, which is really easy with the lights are off.

37:33

>> Cameron: I'm gonna stay back here and. >> Skylar: I knock on the door and then I hide on the side.

37:37

>> Cameron: Ella's just standing there with an empty box of

37:39

popsicles. >> Cameron: She's shaking it upside down like hoping one

37:44

falls. >> Skylar: Dude, if you just stood there like Maniacally, almost

37:48

just holding a box of popsicles like

37:50

perfectly parallel to the door or whatever,

37:54

that like would be kind of creepy. >> Cameron: You actually hear some people rustling. You still see the

37:59

James Brown still playing? they just. >> Cameron: What the hell?

38:02

>> Cameron: The guy looks like Mary.

38:05

Mary. She's in front of the house. She's back. Todd.

38:11

Todd, what are you. >> Cameron: Popsicles under the

38:15

window. >> Skylar: Popsicle. Just place them outside the

38:19

door. >> Cameron: God, is she wearing a

38:23

blue shirt or something? Like what? I don't. Where

38:26

are your parents, honey? >> Cameron: They're like a party or something.

38:31

>> Cameron: We. >> Cameron: I just want more popsicles. I forgot

38:35

to save some for my friends that are here

38:37

now. My

38:40

Larry. >> Cameron: Are you actually with her in front of this house?

38:43

>> Cameron: Yeah, we're just standing on the street. >> Cameron: He's by the house. I like turn around.

38:48

>> Cameron: I point like he's my cousin and she's my best

38:50

friend. That naked mole ratified don't bunch. And

38:54

that's it. >> Cameron: Oh, that was remarkably aware. Yeah.

38:58

so the guys just immediately

39:01

weirded out. so I'm actually gonna have you roll plus charm. We're gonna see

39:04

what happens here. >> Cameron: Do I roll both? >> Cameron: yes, you roll two, D six. You have zero benefit.

39:09

>> Cameron: that's not a say, that's a five. >> Cameron: You just hear a soft one's voice like Todd, just

39:14

call the police. >> Skylar: Todd. >> Cameron: I don't know what's going on. >> Skylar: Oh crap. Defense. So I

39:19

just start like Naruto running. >> Cameron: To the rest of the group.

39:23

>> Skylar: We gotta get out of here. He's calling the police. >> Cameron: Oh God, there's another one. Are

39:27

they chasing our house? >> Cameron: Sorry for bothering you tonight, sir. We're on our

39:33

way out. >> Mikayla: Who's the first guy?

39:36

>> Cameron: Todd. Todd is a guy. >> Mikayla: The first guy in the first house who said I'm gonna call your dad.

39:41

>> Cameron: Oh, Mister Gunderson. >> Cameron: Mister Gunderson? >> Mikayla: Yeah, he's gonna hear about.

39:45

>> Cameron: Oh jeez my. Oh no.

39:53

>> Skylar: We gotta get out of here fast. He said police.

39:56

>> Cameron: So are we on the far end.

39:58

>> Cameron: Of the cold sack like deep into the coal sec or.

40:00

>> Cameron: We're very end of it. >> Cameron: All the way deep into it. And there's only one house left.

40:05

>> Mikayla: The monster house. >> Cameron: The monster house. So that gets us to

40:09

our next set piece. as

40:11

you navigate from house to house, as you go from place to

40:14

place, getting some candy, getting some

40:17

random odds and ends that people left in buckets. Getting

40:20

some travel kits with various things in

40:23

it, getting. And then

40:25

consuming a bunch of popsicles, of which

40:28

are all gone now. >> Cameron: Yes. >> Skylar: You feel okay?

40:31

>> Cameron: But she's saving the sticks. >> Skylar: Nice. >> Cameron: In case she needs to think of a joke for her friends

40:36

to, like, notice she's still there. >> Cameron: So nine popsicle sticks.

40:39

>> Cameron: Yes. >> Cameron: Okay. >> Cameron: Nine popsicle sticks. >> Cameron: Make sure you have that written down if you find a use for them later.

40:45

So, as you've navigated from house to house, it starts to

40:47

get chilly, starts to get windier. And

40:50

a gust of wind howls through the branches of the

40:53

trees, carrying with it the faint sound of what

40:56

appears to be crying. Drawn. Just draws your attention to the last house in this

41:01

corner. The set, which is a set a little bit further back

41:04

down a path, bathed in

41:07

a. In the moonlight, you catch sight of a

41:10

weathered, obviously old for sale sign swaying

41:13

at the front of it. And this house linked

41:16

to many urban legends, going

41:19

as far back as to the infamous

41:22

anti Halloween crusader that has been telling everyone to get

41:25

rid of it. this house has a dark reputation of

41:27

being haunted. Now you have to make a

41:30

decision about, whether

41:33

or not your curiosity will be too great to resist.

41:37

So what do you guys do? You four? No more houses. The

41:40

lights have all turned off. >> Cameron: So the place. This where we are. We just got

41:44

heard. I'm gonna call the cops. So we start running

41:47

away. >> Skylar: Yeah. >> Cameron: Yeah, and I. >> Skylar: We got.

41:50

>> Cameron: We got it. That's what you say. >> Skylar: Yeah. We gotta hide.

41:53

>> Cameron: Everybody gotta hide. Where do we go?

41:55

>> Skylar: Ooh. That house has a for sale sign. That means nobody lives there.

41:58

>> Cameron: Old man McKinley's. Yeah, well,

42:01

I'm not too sure about that. Have you heard the rumors about that place?

42:04

>> Skylar: No, I just moved here. I keep telling you guys that.

42:07

>> Cameron: Nobody listens to me. >> Cameron: Wow.

42:10

>> Skylar: Like a month ago, nobody's told me about this. >> Cameron: Well, the stories

42:14

go pause as I wait to hear the

42:17

stories from the DM. >> Cameron: Or did you want me on the spot that just. No, no, I'll go with it.

42:22

>> Cameron: Okay. >> Cameron: so this is the

42:25

McGovern house. I'm, gonna make sure we write that down.

42:28

The McGovern house. so

42:31

not McKinley. >> Mikayla: It's okay. You're preteen. You don't remember all the names.

42:37

>> Cameron: It's true. It's a mick. I got the mick. >> Cameron: Right? >> Cameron: It's always a marriage person.

42:41

>> Cameron: That's gonna be a little offensive. He's dead,

42:44

toye. So as

42:47

you go up, you don't know much. This is the house that your parents

42:50

whisper about. This is the house that,

42:53

No, you've never seen anybody live in. You've never seen any lights on

42:56

in it. But everyone swears that

42:59

every Halloween, something

43:01

creepy happens here. that

43:04

some kids get scared or, some

43:07

loud noises happen, or, you know, just

43:10

something. Some stereotypical Halloween nonsense. The kind

43:13

of things that scare children. For decades.

43:16

this has been happening as long as your parents remember it. You know, it's.

43:19

It's, it's. It's years in the making, right? This is all the way back

43:22

to, you know, their generation. So, you

43:25

know, for you guys, forever. Now, as you walk up to

43:30

it, and I'm assuming you're walking up to it because we decide you're walking up

43:33

towards the house. >> Cameron: Well, it's more like. I like the picture that

43:37

as James, sorry. As Alex is telling

43:40

the story, James is just like, Yeah, that's interesting. And he keeps

43:43

inching closer to the place the whole time I'm telling the

43:46

story. >> Cameron: Just to be clear, you know, as the. As you're

43:49

hearing these stories, there's a couple things that kind of stick out. You know,

43:52

you hear flickering light, that there's flickering lights

43:55

throughout the windows throughout the night. you know, in a

43:58

house that has no electricity, hasn't been on for forever, right. So there's.

44:01

There's lights periodically go off through the windows. You've never seen it,

44:04

but you've never been to this cul de sac. This is the first time you've been

44:06

there. you probably don't know any of these stories because how'd your

44:09

parents know about it? that, you know, that

44:12

they're. The shutters will open and close almost at

44:15

random. and you know that at times, if

44:18

you're there at the. You know, if you're the unlucky

44:20

kids this year, you may be chased by

44:23

a yemenite ghost. >> Skylar: Whoa.

44:25

>> Cameron: you may see for yourself the terrifying

44:28

visage of x, right.

44:31

Of this creature of the thing.

44:35

for sake of children, we're not getting into what it is, other than

44:37

this is a ghost. >> Skylar: It's a ghost. >> Cameron: so as your group approaches it, you're struck by. It's creepy.

44:43

It is every creepy story you've ever heard. You probably don't hear a whole bunch of creepy

44:45

stories. I've heard about this place. You've heard about this place. What do your

44:48

parents say about this place? >> Skylar: It's ungodly exercise.

44:53

>> Cameron: Yeah, it's, it's a, place of the

44:56

damned. it's.

44:59

Well, basically they told me that, like,

45:02

they knew I was going to be going to this cul de sac.

45:04

>> Cameron: So they just said, be careful about. >> Cameron: Don't go to this place because of

45:08

just. It's a, dangerous place. But they

45:11

didn't go much into details. they just

45:14

said. They just. They just

45:17

said it's a, place where an evil man

45:20

once lived. Ah. But he doesn't live there anymore. But it's not a

45:23

safe place. That's all they really said. Okay, so as we're

45:26

inching towards the house, I'm like, what I'll know

45:29

about this. James, I, Might. My parents

45:32

live the stay far, far away from old man

45:34

McKinley's house. That, he said, He was a terrible

45:37

man, they said, and, Yeah, I don't. I

45:40

don't believe in ghosts, but old

45:43

man McKinley. He was an old man

45:46

McKinley. Anyways, he. McKinley.

45:50

>> Cameron: Wait, I love that you have. >> Cameron: No. >> Cameron: You're arguing about the name of his.

45:54

>> Cameron: Anyways, old man is, He was a terrible man, live a life of sin and

45:59

deceit. And, he died alone. And, that was all they

46:02

told me. But what they didn't tell me. And I can read between the

46:05

lines. I'm a clever boy. A clever boy is that, He probably hunts

46:12

this place. Now, my parents don't believe in ghosts,

46:15

but I've heard sounds

46:18

and. Can you guys hear that wailing? A ghost can make that sound, right? Yeah, I'm not familiar

46:27

with that. The days of Halloween, but. >> Cameron: And it's intermittent. It's like,

46:32

just out every so often. >> Cameron: Now, it's either a ghost or someone's in stress. And this.

46:36

>> Cameron: That's trouble. >> Skylar: James puts his hand on.

46:40

>> Cameron: On Alex's shoulder. >> Cameron: How did he get all the way to the porch?

46:47

>> Mikayla: It's probably just a recording. >> Cameron: Oh, I need spooky Halloween.

46:52

>> Skylar: Yeah, it's just like a cd player or something.

46:54

>> Cameron: Oh, so this is part of Halloween. Is there typically

46:57

a cool looking house on the end of a Halloween street?

47:00

>> Skylar: Actually, yes. >> Cameron: So what happens there? Do the kids go up there and

47:04

get, like, a special trick or treat?

47:07

>> Skylar: Okay, hold on. I don't think,

47:10

>> Skylar: Here's the thing. Movies, as informative as

47:13

they are, they're not like real life, so we'll be fine.

47:16

>> Cameron: I mean, I've only seen, like, five movies, and I

47:18

know. >> Skylar: I mean, all of the horror movies.

47:22

Yeah, I know. But,

47:29

>> Cameron: Yeah, they. In movies. >> Cameron: I mean, that part, they don't have.

47:31

>> Cameron: Like, a Halloween movie. >> Cameron: No, no, they never did.

47:34

>> Cameron: Horse. The closest

47:36

they ever stein. >> Cameron: That was like, God is bigger than the boogeyman.

47:41

>> Cameron: And Larry Boy had some more, like,

47:44

monster stuff. >> Cameron: Stuff. >> Skylar: Yeah, the rumor we. The rumor weed. And then

47:48

there was the eyebrows, the angry eyebrows. But that was a. Ah, that was

47:51

different there, but it was different. >> Cameron: Anyways, anyways, my movie in character.

47:55

>> Cameron: This is happening. >> Cameron: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are all the movies

47:59

I've seen. I just named all five. >> Skylar: None of them have scary houses at the industry. But look, look, look.

48:04

Like I said, like I said, base reality

48:06

off. I mean, as much as I love, I love it.

48:09

>> Cameron: I'm. >> Skylar: Oh, good. >> Cameron: God's bigger than the boogeyman, so.

48:12

>> Skylar: That's right. All right, cool. >> Cameron: Bigger than Godzilla and the monsters on

48:16

tv. >> Skylar: wow, you guys both know this song. >> Cameron: All right, well, I.

48:21

>> Cameron: What are you gonna do? The door is

48:24

closed. >> Skylar: I'm gonna just straight up because I'm confident that,

48:28

you know, there's a person's gonna be

48:31

here. I'm just gonna grab the knob. >> Cameron: Go do it.

48:45

>> Skylar: Thank you all for joining us for another episode of our

48:48

2024 Halloween season one shot.

48:51

Continuing our annual tradition of our hunters

48:54

Haven Monster of the week series, we hope you are

48:57

enjoying it. If you are, we encourage you to check out some of our other

49:00

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49:02

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49:05

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Dragons long term series criminals of IslA

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numis. If youre looking for more spooky

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Halloween fun, you can check out last years Hunter

49:15

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49:21

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