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30:00

couldn't ask for more really. I couldn't ask for any

30:02

more. Drew with Forest, but that

30:04

can happen. Forest is good. Backed by Chelsea, but

30:07

then obviously Beetsburg. I think an A is fair.

30:09

Do you know why the seagulls fly over the

30:11

sea? Let's stop doing that every episode, hey? Villa

30:15

in fifth. I think B. B.

30:19

I think B. But if Chappan's League

30:21

just be buying Munich, it's like. Yeah,

30:23

and then Drew against the team that

30:25

we've tried to put in a completely

30:27

different category in the list anyway.

30:29

It's just now the balance in Champions League

30:31

football. He still managed to stay around this

30:33

area. But they had to balance Europe last

30:35

year as well. Yeah, there's

30:38

higher standards. I know. I do agree, but it's not

30:40

like they're not used to playing two games a week.

30:42

Yeah, I guess so. And they

30:44

were really poor in the first half against Wall.

30:47

I understand the fifth. But they were really poor

30:49

against Everton until Everton threw it away. They rely

30:51

on John Duran. I understand the fifth, but like

30:53

the joint was chelsea. They got beat

30:55

comfortably by Arsenal, really. I know they missed chances, but 2-0

30:57

at home to Arsenal. It'd be interesting to see like Villa.

30:59

Only three points off City and Arsenal. Villa in a few

31:02

months would be interesting. But that's where Villa, is this not

31:04

where Villa should be? Are we not? Are we? Yeah,

31:06

but the whole list is like, are we judging it

31:08

on where they currently sit? You know how we thought

31:11

Villa might struggle with the balance of Champions League this

31:13

year? So far they're doing all right. Obviously, it's early

31:15

stages, but I'm interested to see how Villa cope over

31:17

the next couple of months. Yeah, but also performance wise,

31:19

they haven't been great in a lot of games. They

31:21

rely on John Duran. They have. There's no denying that.

31:23

Signing your contract in. Well,

31:26

I wouldn't say just Duran, but a

31:28

lot of first half season, they've been poor. I'd

31:30

go B because being fifth is still good for

31:32

them. Yep. They're going to be in and around

31:34

it. And it is. It is a B. It's

31:36

just very decent. Solid, hasn't it? It's not like

31:38

B plus. It's not. Yeah, but

31:40

you can't give them an A though, can you? That's I said B

31:42

plus. I'm not doing

31:44

that. We're done. I just have to do this. I

31:47

don't know why you do this every time. Why? Why?

31:49

Why, Theo? Why? Because it's

31:52

a B or an A. If

31:54

you if you look back and you say, what world is that?

31:56

I know you don't get it. Manchester United at home. Lagos.

40:03

Damn. African lady. Seagulls.

40:08

Squawking. Bird's

40:11

hawking. Queen. What?

40:17

Okay, yeah. That

40:19

makes sense. That works, yeah. It

40:22

does. It

40:25

does it. Clean. Clean.

40:30

I said queen. I

40:32

said clean. Okay, all rounds are

40:34

over. So now, do not guess who you think the

40:37

impostor is. I want you to discuss amongst yourselves the

40:39

next minute. I know who the impostor is.

40:42

I think I already might know as well. Can we

40:44

ask about why it's people's answers? Yeah, I guess we

40:46

can't discuss amongst yourselves. You can't know because then it

40:48

gives it away. No, you discuss for a

40:51

minute. You can't go, oh,

40:53

I said this because this. It gives it away.

40:56

I was an eye fair enough, yeah, but why

40:58

Lagos? Because. Oh,

41:00

yeah. Why queen? You

41:04

should know why. Because it's the

41:06

first part of

41:08

a club. Who do

41:10

you think it is? Have

41:12

you got any suspicions, Tom? I know, it's Theo.

41:16

He's too quick to point at me. Which word

41:18

from Theo, I'll give it away. Was

41:20

it England or was it weakfoot pens or

41:22

was it Seagulls? The weakfoot

41:24

pens wasn't. Why have you still got the

41:27

scarf on? Because I don't want them to

41:29

see my face. You need to take it

41:31

off. Seagulls is Seagulls. Was

41:34

it Seagulls? Seagulls squawking

41:36

which gave it away. The

41:39

thing is, he said more than one word for

41:41

each time. So actually he's out and he loses.

41:44

Technically, you do lose. Therefore,

41:46

you're out. I'm

41:48

sure in my rules it's allowed. 50-50 for two minutes

41:50

I'm choosing each other. You vote

41:52

for Tom. Okay. Reeve.

41:58

It's me. What the

42:00

fuck? It's me. Okay,

42:03

yeah, Tom's the year of us. Who

42:07

is it? Who do you think it is? I don't know. I thought it was

42:09

over for me, Martins, when you said you put penalty. Yeah, and I thought he

42:11

would put that in. I think about it. You

42:13

went very specific very early, which is quite

42:16

bold. I see what you're doing there. C-Goals?

42:19

Queen. What penalties for English?

42:23

For Queens, Paul Rangers, and Brighton. What?

42:27

Oh, Bobby Zamora. Yeah,

42:30

so Weelow's. Well done for giving him a clue.

42:32

It was a ball player going specific on the

42:34

first. Second round. Who's

42:37

going first? It's back round to

42:39

Reeve now. More

42:44

time, because you need to pull it out. It can't be muffled.

42:46

You need to pull it out. I don't like it though, because

42:48

then they can just pull it out. Well, that's the game. Yeah,

42:50

that's true. Mixed heritage. Can I, can

42:52

I, can I think that? One

42:56

word. Everyone, one word please.

42:58

Cultural. It's

43:00

got a, it's got a Python. Yeah, so it's one word.

43:04

Cause she's got a beard. She. She's

43:08

got a beard. Why's she got her hands on her face, Fez? Moose.

43:18

Sheep. Did

43:25

you get it? Yeah, I got it man. I

43:27

got it. Fuck you now. Yeah, I got

43:29

it. Cane.

43:44

I don't get that. If I'm on it. Very

43:47

suspicious. Cane. Oh, I

43:49

do get it. Thank you. I do get it. Free

43:52

kick. We know what you don't get it. Cause you.

43:55

You're fucking sheep. Okay. Yank

50:02

Prem cringe Let's

50:15

go with Let's

50:22

go with anxiety

50:26

what the fuck Oh

51:00

We already know Um

51:19

Millers All

51:23

the wrong Yeah,

51:25

the imposters breathe Tom yeah, it's

51:27

read Well,

51:29

I could be you know, say you say

51:31

things out again yank. Yep Anxiety

51:35

yeah and West Ham. What

51:37

did you say cringe manager

51:39

and Millers? Think

51:45

I'm right with that last I don't get your last one, but

51:47

I don't yeah Well,

51:51

yeah, you've only yeah, it's right. All right, cool. I'm just trying

51:53

to work out I'm

51:56

like, so he

51:58

wasn't forward then Oh,

52:00

that's annoying. Three, two,

52:03

one. Are you joking? You took half

52:05

hour to still say, Gerard. Yank

52:08

anxiety manager. It's

52:11

quite obvious when he says it like that, actually. It's

52:14

not to me. I don't, I had to,

52:16

I struggled. Oh really? I

52:18

don't know the answer, Jesse Marsh. No, it's

52:21

Ted Lasso. Fuck, really?

52:23

Yep. The middle, it's because we're the

52:25

Millers. He's in that, isn't he? Oh, he is in that. Oh, yes

52:27

he is. Jason Sudeikis. Yeah, kidding. I

52:30

couldn't think of any, I've never watched it. He

52:32

has an anxiety attack, doesn't he? I've never seen it. It's

52:35

starting this time, was it you last time? Or was

52:37

it you last time? I

52:39

started. No. All right. So

52:41

me saying prem straight away. No, Theo

52:43

started. Fictional. It's you. Red.

52:49

White. You

52:54

play, I play. Any more colours,

52:57

anyone? Yeah, do another colour. Ping pong.

53:00

That's two words. That's one

53:02

word, actually. I think it's two. Stable

53:04

tennis. That's also two words. Preveated.

53:08

Two what, T.T. Let me

53:11

have it. Oh, fuck it. Fuck it.

53:14

Very niche, what I've done there. Mag. Shite.

53:20

Stinky football opinions. Just

53:26

go with it. You can't keep having one word. It's

53:28

just not one word. It's not one.

53:30

You just can't keep the one word. It's making it

53:32

exciting. Let's do shit like that. Let's fucking go out

53:35

the boat. You'll just never always guess

53:37

who it is though. Yeah, but it's fun that way.

53:44

Shuggling, aren't we? Funny

53:46

how you went with red two times in a row and

53:48

you were the buster. I

53:51

didn't go two times in a row when I was imposter. Yeah,

53:53

diverting, are we? Last time and this time. Oh,

53:55

nice, right. Left.

53:59

South coast. I know it's

54:01

two, but fuck off. If

54:06

you know, you know. Kemos

54:09

tas amigo. Interesting.

54:14

Was that you being doing Spanish? No,

54:17

softly, softly, catchy monkey. Yeah,

54:20

it was me doing Spanish. Okay. What were

54:22

your things? Kemos tas amigo. Yeah. Table

54:25

tennis. And that's it, I'm lost. What?

54:28

I'm lost, I need to end on me, doesn't it? Yeah, but what was

54:30

your first one then? I just said them, table tennis.

54:32

Ends on him. Oh wait, is that only two out

54:34

of three? I thought we did three there. I

54:37

can't remember what we've done. No, I

54:39

said three. I said three things, I said red,

54:41

mag, left. Just keep going, fuck off. I have,

54:43

yeah. Yeah. I think I've said three as

54:45

well. What have I said? I can't remember what I said. You

54:47

said, you said. I don't remember anything, sorry. You

54:50

definitely said three words. Yeah, you are. Which

54:52

was the second one. Right, you said. Should

54:54

we just guess? Yeah, Tom's imposter. He's three.

54:56

Tom's imposter. He's a million percent

54:58

read. Why are you laughing? Because he's

55:00

laughing. Well, I think Lewis might've sent you a different

55:02

name then. I'm

55:05

not, everyone, I've done it proper. You're impossible. What

55:07

were your things? I can't remember.

55:09

He said south coast. I said south coast.

55:12

South coast. Oh no, I said white.

55:15

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Red, red

55:17

white blue. And then you said white. And then you

55:19

said. What

55:21

was the second one? South coast or something? Shite. Shite,

55:24

yeah. But you said stinky football opinions, didn't you? Yeah, I

55:26

did say stinky football. That's my third thing, yeah. Which makes

55:29

sense. Yeah. It's really

55:31

tough one. It's obviously Tom. Why is it obviously me?

55:33

He's just playing in the south coast. Why?

55:36

Imposter, reveal yourself. He's

55:38

obviously me, but. I thought it was Callum Wilson.

55:40

Who do you think it is? Who's your guess?

55:42

It's Workout. Should we help you? Camo estas amigo.

55:45

He's obviously Spanish. Left. Stinky

55:47

football opinions. Red. That's it.

55:50

Oh, it's Enrique. Yeah. I thought it

55:52

was. He tweets out all these opinions.

55:54

No, I thought you were on about

55:56

Callum Wilson. He's podcasted with Antonio. But

56:00

I'm right, he's Jose Enrique, he does that, right? Yeah, that's

56:02

why I went South Coast. I took a point. I didn't

56:04

know he did that, but I got it that you won

56:07

it from when you went Comostesimi. But left, should've gave

56:09

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then guys, onto the next game. I hope you

57:48

guys are playing along and having fun. We're having

57:50

a great, great time. Football, guess

57:52

who? Which means you have 20 questions

57:55

to find out who the person is thinking.

57:57

Are we gonna split the 20 questions between

57:59

two? Oh,

58:01

it's two versus one. Yeah, right. So

58:04

we're working what? So Tom

58:06

thinks of a player and we have 20 questions between

58:08

us to ask him but it's quick fire. Sure. Does

58:10

that make sense? Yeah, right. Let me think

58:12

of a player. Let me think of a play here. Let

58:14

me think of a plane here I might as well just

58:16

get one up for the interest All

58:20

right, Tom you're first

58:22

I've got my player, okay Oh

58:27

Ready question number one go are they still

58:29

playing? No Premier League What

58:32

be more specific that really far have they ever played in

58:34

the Premier League? Yes. Have they also played in La

58:37

Liga? No Did

58:41

they play for a team in London? Yes. Well,

58:44

they are they known for their

58:46

time in England? Yes, okay. Did

58:48

they play counting questions here? That

58:51

was six on it. It's four You've

58:53

had three questions. So that's one so be five.

58:56

Oh, this is the sixth question Did

58:59

they play for either arson spurs or Chelsea? Yes

59:04

Did they play for a team

59:06

in blue yes Could

59:10

have just said anyway goalkeeper

59:13

defender no How

59:17

many questions are eight? Yeah, it's nine All

59:19

right Did they

59:21

retire before? 2010 no Were

59:27

they winger no, okay were

59:29

they striker? No, so

59:31

how many questions these are? 11

59:33

11 This is 12 11 to Do

59:37

they play centrally? Yes. Did they win the

59:39

Premier League? Yes

59:47

Okay, you got to figure this one out here, so

59:50

I think they played elsewhere outside of the

59:52

season European no, that's 14 Did

59:59

Where did they? Did they also? Did

1:00:02

he play in France? Did he play in France? Was it

1:00:04

Leon? Just work out. I mean, he won the

1:00:06

prem, so. Was it Leon? Did

1:00:09

they want, yeah, I see he won the prem. Yeah, but

1:00:11

then we just asked him, are the players, the

1:00:14

European that was sent to Medford Chelsea? Are they

1:00:16

African? Yes. So it could

1:00:18

be John O. B. Macau as well. Yeah, it could be. Are

1:00:22

they from Ghana? No. Are

1:00:24

they from Nigeria? Yes. Is

1:00:27

it John O. B. Macau? Yes. Yeah.

1:00:31

John O. B. Macau. I was hoping you'd ask like, if

1:00:33

they're playing any of the leagues and I would've gone, yeah,

1:00:35

in the championship. Cause I don't know if you knew he

1:00:37

played in the championship. He played in the championship, for who?

1:00:40

Keep it up. Oh, Middlesbrough and Stoke. Wow, I did not

1:00:42

know that. I did guess that. Wow,

1:00:45

that was, I enjoyed that. John O. Macau, also shout out to John O.

1:00:47

B. Macau if you want to come on the show, you can. With

1:00:50

welcome. He's got his own podcast as well. Yeah,

1:00:53

and you, not making. And I did not make

1:00:55

him, yeah. And he loved it. No, no, no, come on up.

1:00:57

Right, have you got one? Okay. Ready?

1:01:01

Yeah. I'll start. Retired.

1:01:04

Yep. European?

1:01:07

Yep. Known for

1:01:09

his time in the Premier League? Yes. European

1:01:12

known for his time in the Premier League? English? Yes.

1:01:15

Oh. Play

1:01:18

for the top six club? No. Never.

1:01:22

Not true. No,

1:01:24

no, no, no, no, no. What is it? Big

1:01:26

six, sorry, big six club. Did he play for a big six club?

1:01:28

No. That's five. So

1:01:31

he could play for a top six club,

1:01:33

so Newcastle, Villa. Maybe,

1:01:35

yeah. Did they play for either

1:01:37

Newcastle or Villa? Yes. Oh,

1:01:39

that's good, 16th, right. And

1:01:41

they're retired. English, and they're English.

1:01:43

English. Yeah, nervous, sir.

1:01:45

It's Lebo, you're in it. Nice.

1:01:48

Shut up. Did you go with Barry? No. Well,

1:01:51

that would be a good question. I'm gonna play for

1:01:54

City, seven, it's eight now. Did they play for Newcastle?

1:01:56

Yes. Defender. or

1:02:00

goalie. Defender

1:02:02

or goalie? Oh, that's, that's

1:02:04

fucking, no. Otherwise,

1:02:07

midfielder. Yep. What's

1:02:09

that? Could be Levi, yeah. No,

1:02:11

11? Did they also play for Leeds? No.

1:02:15

Okay, let's think about this. Retired English midfielder

1:02:18

from Newcastle. Do

1:02:20

you go first? I went first, yeah.

1:02:22

Retired English midfielder from Newcastle. That's

1:02:24

only 10. Yeah, we've got this three-five. Let's

1:02:27

think about this, Tom, then. Let's think about this. Ask if

1:02:29

you play for Ipswich. Who would that

1:02:32

be? Just ask. No, we should be

1:02:34

a little bit more, we should be a little bit more. Just

1:02:36

ask. No, that's a waste of a question. Ask

1:02:39

if they played wide. Wide midfielder or

1:02:42

centre midfielder. Did they play centre-mid? Yeah.

1:02:44

Oh, they did. He

1:02:48

can't be, because he didn't play for Leeds, he said.

1:02:50

Oh. Kieran Dyer

1:02:53

was a winger, that's who I was thinking of. That's why I said,

1:02:55

ask Ipswich. Ooh. I

1:02:57

love it. It's my go, innit? Yeah,

1:03:00

did they play for England? Can I double-check? Yeah.

1:03:03

So it could be, it's a fringe player.

1:03:05

Someone didn't really play. Oh,

1:03:08

okay. This is a bit rogue. They've

1:03:11

returned. No. I

1:03:13

wonder if Newcastle was their main team, though. We would have gone

1:03:15

down a rabbit hole here. It's gotta be their main team, innit?

1:03:18

That's probably the- Ask if they played for any of the teams in the

1:03:20

prem. Did they play for any other teams in the prem? Current

1:03:23

teams. Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:27

Yeah. They did. They

1:03:29

never cut another current-

1:03:31

Southampton, Ipswich, those

1:03:34

kind of- Newcastle sent the maid

1:03:36

who's English. Oh, this is niche. This is so

1:03:38

niche. I was gonna think Barton, but Barton plays

1:03:40

the city, so it can't be Barton. They weren't

1:03:42

big six back then, though. Is that a technical-

1:03:44

No, he's on about big six now. Yeah. I

1:03:48

haven't been here, but I think he worked

1:03:50

for, he played for England. Oh, this is

1:03:52

quite hard. Was he at Newcastle in

1:03:55

the 90s? No. Oh,

1:03:58

you stupid idiots. What is that? Like

1:06:00

we've got the 2000s, that's pretty awesome. Get

1:06:04

us which half of it. That's not gonna

1:06:06

help you. It's gonna help massively. There's two

1:06:08

different teams. Say pre, ask if it

1:06:10

was pre-2005. Hang on a sec, because do

1:06:12

you have any names at all? No, but it'll help

1:06:14

me think. Well, there you go. It'll help us. Newcastle

1:06:17

in the early 2000s, also

1:06:19

he said he didn't play in the 90s. Yeah,

1:06:22

that's what I was saying. Between 2000s, it's a good period. Yeah,

1:06:25

but I don't think he realised the transitional teams that

1:06:27

happened. He also may have just gone through Newcastle's account.

1:06:29

He might've just been on loan at Newcastle. You're talking

1:06:31

about pre-Ashley to Ashley, mate. Did we not ask, was

1:06:33

he known for his time at Newcastle? No. Rabbit

1:06:36

hole here. Yeah, it'd be like... Was he known for

1:06:38

his time at Newcastle? No. Shit!

1:06:42

But he played for another current prem team. We

1:06:45

fucked it, boys. We have fucked it. You got

1:06:47

a narrow score on the Newcastle team now. He

1:06:49

wasn't known for his time at Newcastle. Maybe a

1:06:51

team in London? Everton or someone like that. Were

1:06:54

they, did they play for... How many have you got

1:06:56

left? It's my question. I've got a really good question.

1:06:59

Tell me what to say and I'll say it. So,

1:07:01

we can just ask it. So, their

1:07:03

time at this club, they're most known

1:07:05

for, was it south

1:07:09

of... Watford? Yeah.

1:07:13

It's a London team, but it's not a

1:07:15

top set. So, it could be West Ham.

1:07:17

Could be West Ham, Southampton, Brighton. Ha ha

1:07:19

ha ha ha! Oh! West

1:07:22

Ham, Southampton, Brighton. He's a new captain. Milner

1:07:24

every play. Oh, he's a really high. And

1:07:26

also, play for England. Man

1:07:29

City, Liverpool. It's not the worst

1:07:31

guess ever. Leeds, yeah, literally every

1:07:33

guess. Evan Davis? No. It

1:07:35

could... No, Davis didn't play for...

1:07:37

He was a striker. Anyone come for your academy? Who's

1:07:40

come for the Newcastle? You could have gone alone there. Our

1:07:42

last question might have to be, was it? Did they come

1:07:44

for the academy? I think he's played like one season now.

1:07:46

Anyone will throw a academy line. We, I don't think he's

1:07:49

got anything to do with Newcastle here. We've fucked it. He

1:07:51

said he played for Newcastle? Yeah, I could have played one

1:07:53

game. Did

1:07:55

he play more than ten games when he came for? Oh, we're there,

1:07:57

we're there. Yeah. I've got on off. He did both. Come on, City,

1:07:59

I'll see you. for

1:10:00

us? Technically

1:10:02

yeah. Apart from Newcastle. Yeah

1:10:06

technically yeah. On the south,

1:10:08

what about the south? No no

1:10:10

not the south. Technically yeah. So

1:10:12

Blackpool. Oh my

1:10:14

god is Johnny Adam. He didn't play for Newcastle did he? He

1:10:16

might but not that we know of. Not

1:10:19

that we know of. He did not play for Newcastle. Liverpool

1:10:21

is Liverpool on the coast. That's a big 16. What

1:10:23

questions did you ask again? Everton. Everton. Everton's

1:10:27

not really on the coast. We have we

1:10:29

have had I think Charlotte Adam.

1:10:31

Gosling. It's not Charlie Adam. It might be

1:10:34

Gosling. Danny Gosling. Because he says it's not

1:10:36

a team on the south on the coast.

1:10:39

We can't be Bournemouth. Oh yeah

1:10:41

he went for Bournemouth. I thought that would be a road

1:10:43

because we got him on. We got us away from England.

1:10:45

English. I Scott. Rodwell?

1:10:49

Did he play for Newcastle? No not

1:10:51

in the end. No he didn't. No I don't

1:10:53

know why I thought Rodwell. No that's not what

1:10:55

I was thinking about. Fucking what is Twat name?

1:10:57

You had like Nicky Butte. The ginger guy. Why

1:10:59

can't I think of his name? Callback. Callback?

1:11:03

No it's not Jack Callback. We're

1:11:05

nowhere near are we?

1:11:08

There's not many. It couldn't be a Jack Callback. I think you've

1:11:10

been too fixated on actually

1:11:12

Ascent-O-Mid. Why? Well

1:11:14

because you said as you played Ascent-O-Mid and

1:11:17

I said yeah. But

1:11:19

he's not. You said Ascent-O-Mid? Yeah.

1:11:22

Well why are we fixated

1:11:25

on that? Oh he's an attacking midfielder.

1:11:27

Yeah more so. Oh he's he's he's

1:11:29

an Akiran Dyer player for England thing.

1:11:32

Is it Kiran Dyer? No. What

1:11:34

a waste. That's 20. God man isn't it? Yeah

1:11:36

that's 20. We've

1:11:38

already asked that. Are you fucking serious? We know.

1:11:41

Are you the final guest? I thought he had

1:11:43

me by the way when he said as you play

1:11:45

for Ipswich and you never asked the question. Who was

1:11:48

it? Darren Ambrose. Oh are you

1:11:50

the one? Oh yeah that's a good one. Fuck fucking

1:11:52

Alice. Yeah. Oh and Ipswich. Charlton. I

1:11:54

wouldn't have known that. Charlton. I didn't know he.

1:11:56

I forgot he played for Newcastle. I can't remember

1:11:58

at all. Thought that's

1:12:00

a good one. Fuck me, mate, Jesus Christ. Yeah,

1:12:03

that's- I thought you'd get it. He's prime Barclays,

1:12:05

man. Also, I forgot, I didn't realise he played

1:12:07

hip switch. So that wouldn't have always been here

1:12:09

and dire. I said hip switch. Fucking

1:12:11

hell. That's a good player. Yeah, no, that's a very

1:12:13

good one. I can't believe you used the 20th guess

1:12:16

on Keir and Tyre. I thought I was cooked by

1:12:18

question 10 and you were like, I was gonna be

1:12:20

playing for hip switch. I was like, how would he-

1:12:23

How could he play for hip switch? All right,

1:12:25

go on. Are

1:12:28

they still currently playing football? No. It's

1:12:31

never where are they? Were they known for their time in

1:12:33

the Premier League? Pencil

1:12:40

you ask. Okay, I'll ask- Ask

1:12:42

a different question. Yeah, okay. Yeah, we

1:12:44

sweat, I'm asking you. Okay.

1:12:49

Have they played in multiple

1:12:51

top five? Have they played in Spain, La

1:12:53

Liga? Yes. Have

1:12:55

we got a Spanish Premier League player? Yeah. Not

1:12:59

necessarily, but- No, no, no. and

1:13:01

also the Premier League. Yeah. Ask you for another one.

1:13:04

Serie A maybe, just a dojo. What?

1:13:07

So you have played Serie A as well. Oh, right. Yeah,

1:13:10

they play- Can all of us see it there for you, so be

1:13:12

careful. What? No, I can't see

1:13:14

it. No, but he doesn't want it. No, I don't

1:13:16

want it. Oh, sure. Have they played in Italy as

1:13:18

well? Serie A? No. Oh,

1:13:20

yes, they have. Yes, they have. What

1:13:26

about European? Nope. That's

1:13:30

four, is it? Yeah. No,

1:13:33

Reeve went first. One, two, oh yeah, four. That's his

1:13:35

five now. I

1:13:38

think it might be, I think it might be Essie again.

1:13:43

I swear to God. Because he mentioned him earlier.

1:13:45

No, but he'd answer straight away yes, known for

1:13:47

the time in the Premier League. But

1:13:50

he did have a stint at Madrid and Milan. That

1:13:52

is true, but he's more- That's why he'd go. Depends

1:13:54

on you, that's because he's trying to double bluff us.

1:13:56

But he said no for Italy. He said no for

1:13:58

Italy. No, he didn't. He said yeah. Oh,

1:14:00

I'm just listening wrong. No, I'm not

1:14:02

going to do it that early. That could be

1:14:04

just a waste. Let's try to get the continent,

1:14:06

though. All right. Sure. European. Is he African? No.

1:14:08

OK. OK. So he's probably South

1:14:11

American. Probably South American. But he's

1:14:13

played in multiple. If

1:14:15

I'd in the prem, Syria. Could be

1:14:17

any any Brazilian, any Argentinian. Robina,

1:14:22

would you do Robina? That's a bit risky, no. No

1:14:26

chance you do that. There's

1:14:30

so many. He wouldn't. There's so many. He wouldn't.

1:14:32

He definitely wouldn't. He would have to play in

1:14:34

La Liga. He didn't. He unified in Milan and

1:14:37

then. No. Yeah. There's a lot of conferring

1:14:39

going on here. There's questions, you know. Sorry. Yeah, go on. Let's

1:14:42

get his position first, I think. Are

1:14:44

they an attacker? Yes. A

1:14:46

six. Four. Striker.

1:14:53

And either a winger or a striker. More

1:14:57

of a winger. No. So

1:14:59

so so so striker or like a

1:15:02

second striker. Yeah, like a 10. OK,

1:15:04

like a false nine. Yeah. You

1:15:08

look really answered. Depends

1:15:10

where you played. I'd

1:15:12

say. Where did he mainly play? Imagine

1:15:16

imagine the 10. He

1:15:18

does a bit of a forward. Just

1:15:20

like a false nine almost. Yeah, basically. Yeah.

1:15:24

I think I know. Got him at seven. If

1:15:27

you come. Do you play

1:15:29

for Arsenal? Yes,

1:15:32

it's Julio Baptiste. You

1:15:35

reckon? Think so. Yeah, that's a classic. Who's

1:15:37

the legal team? Seville,

1:15:41

Real Madrid. OK, so it

1:15:43

checks out. I think he played in Italy. I'm

1:15:47

not sure about Italy. Is he Brazilian? Yeah,

1:15:50

just far. Baptista. Fuck

1:15:52

you. He's

1:15:56

like a classic. The old player,

1:15:58

you know, I gave him too much info. on his

1:16:00

position there. If I just said, yeah. But do you

1:16:02

see what I mean? He's not, but he also did

1:16:04

drop in the hole a lot. Like he wasn't, I

1:16:06

wouldn't class him as a striker. Do

1:16:10

you want to do one? I was fair on that. Yeah, let's do

1:16:12

three on one. Um, whoa.

1:16:15

I felt like it was unfair to say wholeheartedly

1:16:17

as a striker. I know what

1:16:19

you mean. That was my thing with Darren Ambrose, because

1:16:21

obviously- He played all over midfield. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He

1:16:23

was like, send him in. I was like, well- but

1:16:26

I'll let you off. Exactly. Yeah. I

1:16:29

did offer the advice at the end. I said, I

1:16:31

think you're too fixated on the center mid. I got

1:16:34

one. Yeah. Yeah.

1:16:37

Go on Theo. Start. Do

1:16:40

you play for Newcastle? That's what I was going to do.

1:16:42

Yeah. Oh, that says Ben Arthur. Did

1:16:49

he leave before 2010? Um,

1:16:52

no. No. Is he currently

1:16:54

playing? He is not. So

1:16:56

he's retired. He was still playing in the 2010s, Newcastle. So

1:17:02

he played for Newcastle in 2010 and

1:17:04

now. No, that's not true. No, he

1:17:06

left Newcastle either for retirement or another

1:17:08

time. After 2010. So

1:17:11

you might have played his whole career then just had a season in 2011. Is

1:17:14

he known for his time at Newcastle? Man,

1:17:17

no, I wouldn't say that's his-

1:17:20

He is known a bit, but- Oh, that's fair enough.

1:17:22

Yeah, that's a fair answer. Is

1:17:25

he a defender or midfielder? Yeah,

1:17:27

he's a mid- Just

1:17:30

yes or no. He has played midfield. Yes

1:17:33

or no? No, is he a defender or a midfielder? You say yes or no.

1:17:37

Well, midfielder now, we've got him. He has

1:17:39

played midfield. Yes, he hasn't played defence. No,

1:17:42

so yeah. So I say- He's saying he's

1:17:44

a midfielder or a striker. Yeah, is he a defender

1:17:46

or a midfielder? And you say, yes. I'll just say,

1:17:48

yeah, he's a midfielder, but like throughout your career, you

1:17:50

play a different position. So it depends- No, no, no,

1:17:52

no, no, but you're not understanding. You're

1:17:55

shooting yourself in the foot here. Yeah, yeah. All

1:17:57

you have to say was, yes, because he is either

1:17:59

a defender- And then we waste another question saying, is

1:18:01

he a midfielder? And then you say. I

1:18:03

was like saying, is he a right back? You would say yes if it's James

1:18:06

Paul Prowse. Ask me again. Does he play midfielder?

1:18:08

Yes. Is

1:18:11

he European? Yes. How

1:18:14

many is that? He's probably an attacking midfielder, right?

1:18:16

Six, he's in number seven. Probably an attacking midfielder.

1:18:18

Yeah, and he's European. And he was in

1:18:20

2010. It's gonna be a rogue one,

1:18:22

I know he is. Or an Englishman.

1:18:24

He's not only known for Newcastle.

1:18:28

Huh? Were

1:18:30

they a winger? No.

1:18:33

Okay, so essentially. Is that considered

1:18:35

forwards or what do you mean? Well, he's- Oh, you mean

1:18:37

wide midfielder, that's what he meant. Yeah. Were

1:18:39

they a wide midfielder? He said he's a winger, so no. No, no,

1:18:41

no, no. Answer, he- That's

1:18:44

his question. If you wanna ask again. No, but that-

1:18:46

No, because he's gonna take it literally as a winger,

1:18:48

which is a forward. So obviously he's gonna say no.

1:18:51

You meant wide, he meant wide midfielder. He said, is

1:18:53

he a winger? He's not a winger. What do you

1:18:55

mean? Is he a wide midfielder? No. So

1:18:57

he said, fucking buss. You'd still class about Beckham

1:18:59

as a- I know, yeah, I think you were being

1:19:02

a bit too over the top. Yeah. No,

1:19:04

that's why he was giggling. He said, is

1:19:06

he a winger? I said no. You said, is he a wide midfielder?

1:19:08

I said no. Has

1:19:10

he played in other top five leagues? No.

1:19:15

No, all that's been- Have you got his nationality? So

1:19:17

that means he's probably English. So I

1:19:19

asked him, he's English. John Josh Shelby. Or British. Is

1:19:22

he English? Yeah. Is

1:19:25

it John Josh Shelby? No. Fuck. What a

1:19:27

few eyes now. I'm in with my smile.

1:19:30

He's telling me smile. He thought, yeah, what question is

1:19:32

this? 12 or nine. Yeah, but I looked at you

1:19:34

doing the baptism thing. I looked so good. He's waiting

1:19:36

for two questions now. Well, you didn't get my player

1:19:38

at all, so. Objection,

1:19:41

you're on a relevancy. English,

1:19:45

centimetre, Newcastle. It's not centimetre though. He didn't say,

1:19:47

he said he's played in midfield. Yeah, I think

1:19:49

it's like an attacking or a strike who's played

1:19:51

in midfield. Oh no, don't worry.

1:19:53

You're gonna say, Jonny, no fair. He's

1:19:56

retired, so he can't be. He's not English. He's

1:19:59

a English. He's not known for his

1:20:01

time at Newcastle. No, no, we need

1:20:04

to get the other club. Yeah. Is

1:20:07

he known for his time at a top

1:20:09

six club? Yes.

1:20:12

Yeah, well he's had like, yes.

1:20:16

He's played for a top six club. Yeah,

1:20:18

like although long career, it's like when

1:20:20

you say no one's like who you're

1:20:22

asking. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

1:20:25

So he's played for a top six club. So, oh,

1:20:28

this is a tough A. I'm

1:20:31

tired. He

1:20:33

left after 2010. Should

1:20:35

we check if he's... We

1:20:38

need to figure out the club he's paid for.

1:20:40

We also need to narrow down his position. As

1:20:42

he played for more than three Premier League clubs.

1:20:45

Yes. Is

1:20:48

it three? It's three.

1:20:50

Yeah. Okay. So it could be,

1:20:52

do you mind, genus? Was

1:20:54

that Burnley Spurs in Newcastle? Did he play

1:20:57

for Burnley? Did he? What? Wasn't

1:21:00

it Forest? Forest, Newcastle, and

1:21:02

Spurs. Did he play for

1:21:04

anyone else? genus, I don't know. Could

1:21:06

be coin, coin, coin. Could be coin, coin, coin.

1:21:09

And he is a centimeter. And he was... Did

1:21:12

he see if he's in England, in the South? Did he play for

1:21:14

England? Oh, I just couldn't get there. He did. All

1:21:16

right, fair enough. It's genus. I can tell in his

1:21:18

face. Actually, could be Barton. Ask him

1:21:21

if he's got a catchphrase. Who was... Catchphrase?

1:21:23

Yeah, I was gonna say. He's got a catchphrase. He

1:21:26

could be genus. Genus, I think genus played for three.

1:21:28

Oh, no, he played for QPR. Or did

1:21:30

he? Jermaine genus. I

1:21:32

can't remember. You played

1:21:34

for QPR. I did play for QPR. Are you sure?

1:21:36

Yeah, he's securing the coin, coin. Come on. Oh,

1:21:40

this is a tough one. Three teams. Could

1:21:44

be Kevin Nolan. What, after

1:21:46

you've said it? Bolton,

1:21:49

West Ham, Newcastle. Who else did

1:21:51

he play for? Kevin Nolan. Is

1:21:53

that it? It could be Kevin

1:21:55

Nolan. Well, I guess last time,

1:21:57

I'm not doing that again. He is like, oh,

1:21:59

in between, like, in midfield. and Australia. Oh, it's

1:22:02

gonna be called Kevin. And

1:22:05

then what? Go and guess it.

1:22:08

Nah, come on man. It might be cold. No, because then

1:22:10

you just blame it. No, do it man. Is it Kevin

1:22:12

Olin? No. Fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1:22:14

What are you guys? They

1:22:17

did play, I don't think Kevin Olin would play for England.

1:22:19

So I've just. 2010's,

1:22:22

Newcastle. How

1:22:24

many were you even on? I

1:22:27

don't know. I don't know. You

1:22:31

just haven't done a good job of narrowing. No, I really

1:22:33

haven't yet at all. Foot,

1:22:35

get his foot. Are you

1:22:37

right footed? You

1:22:41

are joking. Fucking hell mate. It's on his profile. You

1:22:43

can just scroll. Yeah, on his profile. I'm pretty sure,

1:22:45

yeah. That's not gonna help us mate. Okay,

1:22:47

I'll ask a different question then. Ask a different one. Has

1:22:52

he got more than 50 Premier League

1:22:54

goals? No.

1:22:59

This guy saved like a defensive midfielder then.

1:23:02

Not necessarily. Or just a general centimetre. I

1:23:07

think he's a striker that has played centimetre. But

1:23:10

who's that? I reckon he's been a twat. I've not

1:23:12

been a twat. He hasn't been a twat. He's just.

1:23:14

Asking if he's a striker. Why would we do that?

1:23:16

He hasn't scored more than 50 Premier League goals. Why

1:23:19

don't we just work out the other clubs he's played

1:23:21

for? You said he's

1:23:23

got three of the, two of the prem clubs. Newcastle have

1:23:25

been one. No, we don't know if they're two of the

1:23:27

prem clubs. And they're not top six. Are

1:23:29

they one of these top six? Yeah, one of them.

1:23:31

Are they both, are both the teams, the other teams

1:23:34

you've played for top six? Of current Tom's top six,

1:23:36

no. No, just the big six. No.

1:23:40

Do you understand the question? Is

1:23:43

that a question? Was

1:23:46

he predominantly a striker? I

1:23:49

don't have the matches he's played, but he has

1:23:51

on each position, but he has played striker and

1:23:53

midfielder, yes. In his career. Was

1:23:56

he known, he's not known for either. I always

1:23:59

remember, I always remember. I

1:24:02

don't know which one he played more as.

1:24:04

I think he transitioned throughout his career. He

1:24:06

transitioned. I feel like it's, you're asking my

1:24:08

memory here, but. And he played for

1:24:10

Newcastle in the 2010s. What the

1:24:13

fuck? Might

1:24:15

be a good one this. I hope I haven't like skewed you

1:24:17

with a question that's setting you really down. I don't think half

1:24:19

of them have been. Sentimenters. Did

1:24:21

he play for a team in London? No.

1:24:27

What in the Premier League? You know,

1:24:29

just a team in London. I have to

1:24:31

do some research. Well, you've got his,

1:24:33

you're not in his... I'm on it, but I don't know where

1:24:35

this place is. Did you ask him if he had more than

1:24:37

50 goals? And he said no. No, I don't think I'm... He

1:24:39

said no, yeah. He hasn't played for a team in London. So

1:24:41

it's not Spurs, it's not Arsenal. So he could have played for

1:24:44

City United, Liverpool. I said City United Liverpool, it's

1:24:46

not Chelsea either. So... Newcastle,

1:24:48

City United and Liverpool. See,

1:24:51

this is why I thought Dron Drow, show me. But

1:24:54

it's strong, Newcastle, Liverpool and... Could he have

1:24:57

played for City during their time of, like...

1:25:00

Yeah. Growth. That's

1:25:02

what I'm thinking, like maybe like Dorye's for cell or someone, but

1:25:04

I don't think for cell play... He would have got more than

1:25:06

50 goals in Premier League. I don't know, he's a bit stinky.

1:25:10

He didn't play as a midfielder. He hasn't

1:25:12

played for England either, has he? For

1:25:14

cell. For cell has, though, that's the issue. No, this guy has, but did you

1:25:17

say, yeah, it's played for England? What? When we

1:25:19

asked him... He's played for England? Yeah, he has. Oh,

1:25:22

this is gonna annoy me, so long life. Because

1:25:24

it's Kevin Nolan. I

1:25:27

know. It's not. Oh,

1:25:32

mate, this is horrible. You'll

1:25:35

have to cut this down. Oh,

1:25:37

is it? Oh, no, Nicky Butte didn't play up for

1:25:39

him. Yes, he played for Man United. See,

1:25:41

I thought that originally, but then... Are we not that off,

1:25:43

United? It's either United, Liverpool

1:25:46

or City. Nicky Butte played... He

1:25:48

wouldn't be known as a strike, he's not signed anything.

1:25:50

No, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. All right,

1:25:52

let's think about it. Let's do something sicken off. Can't

1:25:54

be Owen. Can't be

1:25:57

Looney. Yeah, they're the environment field. Did

1:26:01

they retire? Oh no, we need to find

1:26:03

out. Let's think of English Liverpool

1:26:05

forwards. Heskey, no.

1:26:07

Crouch, no. Fowlatt,

1:26:11

no. No. They play

1:26:13

for loads of clubs as well. This

1:26:16

is so annoying. You're going to have to ask some questions.

1:26:18

It's got to be city, it's got to be. In

1:26:21

that case, who is it? United, he got

1:26:23

come through the ranks at United. Like a Welbeck.

1:26:27

Yeah, this is a good thing. Yeah. It's fun when

1:26:29

you know who it is. Yeah. Less

1:26:33

than 50 Premier League goals. Let's work out that third club, let's

1:26:35

try and work it out. It's not going to be a striker

1:26:37

then, is it? If it's less than 50

1:26:40

Premier League goals. It might be a shit striker though.

1:26:43

The third team that they played for

1:26:45

in the Premier League, are they below,

1:26:48

in the country, are they

1:26:50

below Watford? No.

1:26:54

So they're northern. Not in the league, in like, we're

1:26:57

on about where they're... In the world, yeah. In

1:27:00

the world. So they're

1:27:02

north of Watford. We

1:27:04

haven't figured out the other... He's played for three teams.

1:27:06

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So one of them is United, Liverpool

1:27:08

or City. And

1:27:11

then the third one is north of Watford. Yeah. Which

1:27:15

is also United, Liverpool or City. Leeds.

1:27:20

Sunderland. Oh,

1:27:24

flip man. This is really tough. Did Smith

1:27:26

play for it in Newcastle? He did. Oh

1:27:29

my God. It's Alan Smith. It's Alan Smith.

1:27:32

It's Alan Smith. Yes! What

1:27:35

a show! At Leeds! At Leeds!

1:27:37

Oh, yeah. That

1:27:39

was so good. Come on. Oh,

1:27:42

yeah. Oh, fuck.

1:27:45

See, the question helped. Yeah, it did. I feel

1:27:48

good lads. I'll do one more, Luis. We can't

1:27:51

do one, we'll do one. We'll do more

1:27:53

in the next episode. All right, we'll leave

1:27:55

it cold. Yeah, that was top Reeve best

1:27:57

moments. Thanks, mate. Thanks for tuning

1:27:59

in.