"Hey there, I'm Sam and I love to complain," sounds like the kind of introduction one would give at an AA meeting, except instead of battling alcoholism, they're addicted to being a sourpuss, and well—if the shoe fits! Sam considers herself to be pessimistic at best and a downright bitch at her worst. Each week, she invites a talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular guest on the podcast to gab about the good, the bad, and the ugly. 

What began as a silly little outlet for one gal’s bad attitude has quickly blossomed into a place where friends, family, and even perfect strangers can come to bitch about whatever it is that ails them. So, to all of our fellow Pessimistic Pattys, let it be known that you’re welcome here!