In this continuation of the 2017 preview, I explore queer Disney characters, spoilery movie trailers, the pros and cons of costumes vs. mocap, lost auteur dream projects, which 2017 releases are wholesale ripoffs of Blues Brothers 2000 and an old Goosebumps book, how well The Bodyguard fared at the 1993 MTV Movie Awards, the 20th anniversary of Luc Besson's The Fifth Element, the Final Destination franchise, an imagined world of multiple Batman franchises existing simultaneously-- and we even play a quick game of "remake, sequel, or unrelated?"