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Greetings, listener, dear. I'm Tom. I'm Ben.

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And I am Matthew and welcome

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to another exciting episode. Oh, indeed.

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Another exciting episode of Pappy's flat

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share house meeting. House meeting? It's

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always such a relief when you

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hear the original line-up of Back

0:51

On It. Yes. Matthew, Tom

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and Ben. Great. Great.

0:56

The OG's. The OG's. Rolling

0:58

back the years. Great.

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But if you feel like you need a little bit of

1:03

extra, then why not? And you're listening to this on the

1:05

day this comes out. Why not come along tonight? Tonight!

1:08

Tonight to a flat share slam down where

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you get the OG's, you get the three

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of us. You also, of course, get Producers

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Gwyn and Emma, but you also get Celia

1:17

A.B. and Jin Hao Lee. That's Tuesday, 24th

1:20

of September at the Phoenix in Cavendish

1:22

Square in London. Twenty-twenty-four will be there.

1:24

So, yeah, very excited to do that.

1:26

By the time you hear this, we'll

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have done the previous night with Anya

1:30

Magliano and Michael Arduale. And I'm pretty

1:32

sure it was a huge barnstorming success.

1:34

I just hope we've kept something in

1:36

the tank for tonight. We never do, Tom.

1:38

We never do. It's

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always like, why is every other episode of

1:46

flat share stand-down? They all have such croaky

1:48

voices. She's tonight, energy. Sounds

1:50

so tired. Why did it sound so

1:53

hungover? Yeah, it's wild, isn't it? It's

1:55

wild. But, yeah, get yourself along. And

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of course, if you remember the Patreon,

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patreon.com/pappies. flat share, excuse

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me, I was just on a flat share stand up. If

2:04

you're at patreon.com/pappy flat share, if you get

2:06

yourself along to the Patreon, you can get

2:08

discounted tickets with a promo code over there.

2:10

So join the Patreon. I also want to

2:12

join the Patreon because it's just, it's a

2:15

really, really fun way to hear extra episodes.

2:17

It's a fun way to meet other listeners.

2:20

It's great. We'd love you to be over there.

2:22

We are hugely back the content

2:24

over at the Patreon. It's not just, you

2:27

know, an extra five minutes that we cut

2:29

out of this episode. It's whole, no,

2:31

this episodes that are tremendous fun. A

2:34

whole new world, if you will. Don't you

2:36

dare close your eyes. Well, you

2:38

can if you like, it's an audio medium. Of

2:40

course, yes. In fact, it might be better if you

2:42

close your eyes. Yes,

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go over to Patreon and also check out all the other

2:49

patrons. There's loads of other things that you can support on

2:51

there. What? You

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know what? That's right. That's right. Get yourself

2:55

over to the distant part, Patreon. They have a

2:57

word guys. They've got Patreon as well. I wouldn't

3:00

be surprised if Trusty Hogs have got a

3:02

Patreon. Get over to the Patreon. Trusty Hogs

3:04

guys. Just get, honestly, you could lose hours

3:06

on that Patreon website, finding things to chuck

3:08

your money at. Absolutely. Anyway,

3:11

let's get to what we're here for.

3:13

Yes, let's get to what we're here

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for, which is Tom delivering his own

3:17

eulogy. Tom

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asked many a great question. And

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today is no exception. Enjoy

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the house meeting. Bing bong. And we'll see

3:30

you on the other side. I've

3:35

had a thought. I've got an issue. I've got

3:38

a question I want to ask you. I want

3:40

to talk. I want to chat. Okay,

3:42

let's sit down and chew the fat. House meeting.

3:44

Beating, beating. What temperature should we

3:46

set the heat? House meeting. Beating,

3:48

beating, beating. Why on earth am

3:50

I always weeping? House meeting. Beating,

3:52

beating, beating. Who wet my bed

3:54

while I was sleeping? My mother

3:57

has meeting. Beating, beating,

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beating.