Nothing Matters has been gone for a minute but we're back with the jump off! Let's talk about Roger Goodell's face, Tom Cotton's literacy, Kylie Jenner's worth, and that one Instagram model's sweet sweet butt (and completely unhinged take on BLM).

PROGRAMMING NOTE: we recorded this before NYT OpEd section editor James Bennet resigned from his position. We support him in his decision to do literally anything other than run the NYT OpEd section.

David Guetta turns MLK into EDM: https://twitter.com/ottergawd/status/1267188973090361346

Have you met Dot Comme?https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9KqwJjMxyglLugK-WvnrsQ

With a butt like this, it's no surprise the content is this cringe.https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1268990423411941376