Start Me UpMick pressed the dreaded button and braced himself. What delights would his beloved PC hold in store for him today? A prompt to install Service Pack 21? An invitation to upgrade to Media Player 49? A reminder that his yearly anti-vi
Start Me UpMick pressed the dreaded button and braced himself. What delights would his beloved PC hold in store for him today? A prompt to install Service Pack 21? An invitation to upgrade to Media Player 49? A reminder that his yearly anti-vi
(I Can’t Get No) SatisfactionOur guarantee to you:Here at Mikiatures.com we strive – or struggle, rather – to make your experience an enjoyable one; or, at the very least, a tolerable one. Each and every Mikiature is initially assessed accord
(I Can’t Get No) SatisfactionOur guarantee to you:Here at Mikiatures.com we strive – or struggle, rather – to make your experience an enjoyable one; or, at the very least, a tolerable one. Each and every Mikiature is initially assessed accord
Life On Mars‘OK, let’s warm up with some simple questions. What's your favourite month, Jon?’‘My favourite month?’‘Yes, your favourite month.’‘Owgost. Is easy!’‘Owgost?’‘Yes, Owg
Life On Mars‘OK, let’s warm up with some simple questions. What's your favourite month, Jon?’‘My favourite month?’‘Yes, your favourite month.’‘Owgost. Is easy!’‘Owgost?’‘Yes, Owg
Food For Thought‘Bread, butter, cheese . . .’It was a depressing list.‘Buns, biscuits, cakes . . .’Then again, all of Mick’s lists were depressing these days.‘Beer, brandy, chocolate . . .’
Food For Thought‘Bread, butter, cheese . . .’It was a depressing list.‘Buns, biscuits, cakes . . .’Then again, all of Mick’s lists were depressing these days.‘Beer, brandy, chocolate . . .’
Taxman‘Hello?’‘Hello. Could I speak to your mother or father, please?’‘Did you want my mother or my father?’‘Either, please.’‘Well, they live in England. And they don’t speak Spanish. How goo
Taxman‘Hello?’‘Hello. Could I speak to your mother or father, please?’‘Did you want my mother or my father?’‘Either, please.’‘Well, they live in England. And they don’t speak Spanish. How goo
You’ve Got A Friend‘It says here, “Brian and Sue are now friends”.’‘Did they have a bust-up?’‘Not to my knowledge.’‘So, what’s it to you?’‘Nothing. It’s just they’re not friends. They’re brot
You’ve Got A Friend‘It says here, “Brian and Sue are now friends”.’‘Did they have a bust-up?’‘Not to my knowledge.’‘So, what’s it to you?’‘Nothing. It’s just they’re not friends. They’re brot
Beaches Of Cheyenne‘There was this bloke, right? And he–’‘You can't start stories like that, Mummy.’‘Why not, dear?’‘All stories begin, "Once upon a time".’‘Bollocks they do.’‘Wh
Beaches Of Cheyenne‘There was this bloke, right? And he–’‘You can't start stories like that, Mummy.’‘Why not, dear?’‘All stories begin, "Once upon a time".’‘Bollocks they do.’‘Wh
Da, Da, DaDriving disastrously down Drizzly Descent during Denmark’s depression, Dreamy Dave deemed “dem d-words” decidedly demoralising:dum d-words -> damn, dank, dark, dearth, death, debt, den, die, dim, dirt, don’t, doom, dope, doubt, down
Da, Da, DaDriving disastrously down Drizzly Descent during Denmark’s depression, Dreamy Dave deemed “dem d-words” decidedly demoralising:dum d-words -> damn, dank, dark, dearth, death, debt, den, die, dim, dirt, don’t, doom, dope, doubt, down
Roll With It‘Can I take your umbrella, Daddy?’‘What happened to yours?’‘It’s wet.’‘That’s what umbrellas are for. Where are you going?’‘Out.’‘Yes, I guessed that. But where?’
Roll With It‘Can I take your umbrella, Daddy?’‘What happened to yours?’‘It’s wet.’‘That’s what umbrellas are for. Where are you going?’‘Out.’‘Yes, I guessed that. But where?’
Gonna Make You An Offer You Can’t Refuse‘Next, please?’‘Er, could I have a lettuce, please?’‘Red or green?’‘Haven’t you got any blue ones?’‘Blue? Sorry, mate, just red or green.’
Gonna Make You An Offer You Can’t Refuse‘Next, please?’‘Er, could I have a lettuce, please?’‘Red or green?’‘Haven’t you got any blue ones?’‘Blue? Sorry, mate, just red or green.’
Ice Cream Man‘So, what did you have for lunch, Dani?’‘A salad and chicken. And chips. And peas. And bread. And ket—’‘Yes, OK, very good, Dani. And did you have a dessert?’‘Yes. A yoga.’‘Yogho
Ice Cream Man‘So, what did you have for lunch, Dani?’‘A salad and chicken. And chips. And peas. And bread. And ket—’‘Yes, OK, very good, Dani. And did you have a dessert?’‘Yes. A yoga.’‘Yogho
WordsIt all began on Facebook, of course, when a bored young lady challenged her fellow writing friends to come up with a story that was just six words long. Why six? Don’t shoot the messenger! As somebody who until that moment had never writt
WordsIt all began on Facebook, of course, when a bored young lady challenged her fellow writing friends to come up with a story that was just six words long. Why six? Don’t shoot the messenger! As somebody who until that moment had never writt
Here There And EverywhereThere was only one thing that annoyed Mick more than drivers who didn't indicate: drivers who did indicate, but then didn't do what they indicated. As he chugged along behind the clapped-out Renault that had been threa