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joined by the brilliant Rochelle Humes and
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we are answering all of your probing
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questions. Okay, there's lots, varying degrees of
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parenting, all sorts. So,
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okay, Joanna, I just found out I'm pregnant with
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twins. Do you have any newborn tips? Oh
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my gosh. Twins. I mean- I
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don't have any twin tips. God. But
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I just think, actually, everyone
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will chuck so much advice at
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you. Like, if that's your first
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pregnancy, and you have twin
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tips, I definitely don't have. And I think you're
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going to need to tap into it. Yeah, you're
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going to need help. You're going to need help.
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Yeah, it takes a village. But I also- I
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remember when I was pregnant with a layer, I
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was young, so I was 23 when I
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had lay. And I
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obviously didn't have the first clue what I
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was doing. But I just took
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everyone's advice so literally. I could have met
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you today and you just said, you need
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this. And I'd have been straight on Amazon
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ordering it. And I just really felt like-
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Just took everything. I just took every bit
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of advice that I really overwhelmed myself. But
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actually, you just got to
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learn your own baby or babies in
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your case. Because
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they're all so different. And you're- and she'll
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probably quickly learn that with having
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two at the same time. So different. You all
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know how to settle your baby. And there's just
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that instinct that you can't- nobody
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else can advise you in that way. I would say
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have a routine. Yeah, routine. Have a routine. And just
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limit outside noise. rubbing
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my stomach. No. And
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I was just like, oh, like that personal.
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Boundaries, Doris boundaries. Barrier, I was like, oh my
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God. Then afterwards I felt like, you know, I
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wanted to tell her everything and I was like,
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wanted to find her in the airport again. But
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at the time I just said nothing because it
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was sort of happening in Snowball. And I was
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like, oh yeah, she's, she's. She's actually touching me,
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right? Okay, she's lifting my top. Okay, fantastic. But
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yeah, I really, I get, I mean, violence may
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be a little far, but yeah. No,
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don't. She's on the side of violence. If
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you mean like knocking a hand away, absolutely. Yeah. And I'd get
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away with it. I'm a nan, so I'd get away with it.
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Yeah, and do you know what's worse is, well, when someone wears
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that really strong, really strong perfume. And
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you smell it on your baby for days. Yeah. That's
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my, that's my worst. That's the lesson to people who,
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if you're going to visit someone that, you know, a
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friend or a loved one who has had a baby,
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do not wear perfume. Yeah. Do not
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wear perfume. We are animals. When I
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pick up that newborn, if it does not
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smell like my newborn, because you're literally like.
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Yeah. Well, you could bottle that,
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couldn't you? You just, that smell is just the best
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ever. But when it's masked by someone's oud. And
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also don't worry about smelling nice for me.
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I'm breastfeeding. I don't care. I can smell
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nothing. I don't care. I stink. I'm
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sweating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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conditions. Hi,
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Imogen, apparently. Do
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you know what? That's a hard one because it's early
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days. There's going to be those teething issues.
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Have you communicated it? Have
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you said, listen, you've got to start. You could
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do that thing that my husband does to me. Say your rehearsal, start at a
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different time. Be smart. Are
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you the one who's late and he's on his own time?
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Yeah, but do you know what he's like? He is like,
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what does he say? On early as... Five
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minutes early is on time. On time is late.
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Five minutes late is unacceptable. We're
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literally going for a bit of food, drop me out. On
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a holiday he'll be like, are you ready? I
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have to be ready all year long. If I'm 15 minutes
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late at the table, it's not going to hurt us. It's
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fine. Maybe
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start, I would say it.
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It depends how much you value them as a member of the group. Some
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people, that is just their trait. We could all
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be better at it. Don't
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get me wrong, if she wants to show up, she could start
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getting the best out of her life. there on time.
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But yeah, I would say it. And then if you, like,
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issue the lead singer, are you gonna miss her is
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what I'm saying here? Is she crucial?
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Is she Madonna? Yeah, I would tell her. And then
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if not, I would just start, you
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know, factoring in some buffer room. So
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if you say, right, it's eight today, and then
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you're like- That's tolerating it though. You're very polite.
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Yeah, but it just depends how far you are
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into this. And who they are in the band.
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Because you know when some people are like, I'm
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just late, that's me as a person. No, late
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isn't in your DNA. That's something you can change
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about yourself. You just have to want to. I
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think it's that kind of when
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you're late, when you're repeating, when you are repeating
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behavior and you are repeatedly late, you are telling
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everyone that's waiting for you that your time is
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more important than theirs. Yes, and that's the disrespect.
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And it isn't. That's what I've had to drill
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into a couple of my kids because they don't do
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it on purpose. No, no, no. But they're just, you
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know, in their own time zone. Yeah, but you don't
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have, you know, late
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in your DNA. And that's why, and I say that
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to my kids. We don't give those excuses. We can't
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have that as an excuse. I'm just late. I mean,
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I'm just untidy. No, you're being untidy. Sort yourself out.
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Nice. So yeah. What are
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your top tips for being successful in the
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music industry? I've forgotten that. I haven't
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left the music industry in a long time. I'm not
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probably the right. I think they just want to tap
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into some Saturday here, clearly. I'm not well equipped, to
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be honest. It's
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so different to when I, as
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I said, I've not been in the music industry for
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10 years. Wow. What worked for you
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guys? What was the magic ticket, do you think? I
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think we were really resilient and we didn't. We
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launched a time where everybody was launching off
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the back of an X Factor or a reality show.
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So they had that instant overnight
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boom. And that's really hard to get.
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So we were like doing every
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unigig. We were getting dressed in
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toilets. We were like, you
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know, doing the most and like working the scene.
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So we really, so we actually really appreciated every
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little achievement. I think when you like boom off
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of one of those shows, and I always, I
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asked Marvin this quite a lot, because he obviously...
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you know, X Factor overnight vibes. And
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obviously they were together first, but that real sort of
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like peak was when
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they were on those shows. And actually like, it's
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a blessing because you've got instant exposure, but
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also you've got to learn on the job.
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And if you're not instantly cut
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out for that, you'll know pretty much
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straight away. But for us, we really
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appreciate every little milestone. We're like, oh
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my gosh, they're now playing our song
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on the radio. Or, oh my gosh,
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we've been invited to perform the big
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weekend of that radio station. Like, we
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really were, like we couldn't believe every
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little moment we had because we did
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all this kind of shit before. Whereas
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I think- You had time to enjoy it
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for what it was. Yeah, and we were really grateful.
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And then when we got that number one, we didn't
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have a number one a week after launching because we
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were on a big show. We kind of
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really worked for it. You had to graft for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So I think, I don't, they
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used to put everything on my space then.
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Oh my gosh. Wow. Oh,
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the granny over here. But I just think there's
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so, and I think that's what's good about now
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and the way that I would see it is
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there are so many avenues with YouTube and TikTok
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and Instagram. So much more than there was then.
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Just put it out there, be a grafter. Put
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it out there and just grafter. There's always somebody,
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Nick Grimshaw said to me once, there's always, I
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think he'd done an interview with Katy Perry and
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it's always stuck in my mind. Because he was
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like, I cannot believe her schedule. She arrived and
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she got off the plane and she was going
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here afterwards. And he told me this story
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and apparently she said to him, he
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met her and she said, oh my goodness, are
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you tired? And she went, no, no, no, we
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never say we're tired. Cause there's always enough of
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a girl waiting in the wings ready to whip
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my wig off. And I was like, it's so
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true. I mean, that's true in business. And if
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someone at that status gets it, like there's always
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someone that will work harder than
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you and show up. So I think you just
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gotta be a little grafter. Which is also a
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message to the previous imaging about the person who's
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turning up. Show up. She needs to show up.
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Show up. My husband and I are
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constantly clashing over household responsibilities. I'm currently on maternity
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leave and looking after our eight month old. He
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is working for. I'm struggling to keep on
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top of the housework and he comes home expecting
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everything to be spotless. I think
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he should pull his finger out and help out a bit
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with the housework, but do I have a leg to stand
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on as he has been at work all day and I'm
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at home with the baby, Olivia? I think you're phrasing it
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wrong, Olivia. He's been at work all
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day and I'm at home with the baby. Well, should
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we just stop there? You're doing yourself a disservice by
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even saying like that. I take
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my hat off to anybody that stays home
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all day with children because yes, I do
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that some days. Some days
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I'm at home with the kids all days and then the
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next week I'll be working quite a lot. But
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that's my toughest gig. And
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going to work, which is why it was like, didn't
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take a long maternity, is my escapism and that's
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where I feel like me. So
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I think I
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don't know if he needs to stay at home all day
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and you just practice this and
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just see if the house is spotless when
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you get home. I would have stopped
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it and he comes home expecting everything to be spotless.
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Yeah, this is all too much for me. You need
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to sit down, babe. Just know. Yeah, and I think
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that feels really archaic. And
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I get it because I know loads of households are
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set up in that way, but
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I just think you're putting
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too much pressure on yourself and almost she's sort
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of playing into the narrative that he's created.
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And he has a point. Yeah, and he doesn't have a
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point. And of course he's been at work all day. We
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get that. We appreciate that. But
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at the same time, this is a real job. I
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mean, couldn't say the best. And you're doing this in
19:30
the dog. Yeah, literally. Come home, maybe put, oh, if
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you wanna come home and take the baby off me,
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that's fine. and start
19:37
cooking. Yeah. I might just need to lie down.
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I would have really struggled with that. Oh,
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God. Yeah. I
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have to do a presentation at a big
19:46
conference for work next month and I'm petrified.
19:48
Any tips for being confident presenting to a
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room of people? Vanessa. Ooh, I
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think knowing that everybody feels that.
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Anybody that has to, and I'd like talk for
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a living, but any. I've got
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to pitch something in front of it. Like,
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everybody will have that. And everybody in that
20:05
room will have been in that position before.
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And be at ease
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with that. Don't think like, don't have him
20:12
post something wrong with me. And yeah, don't
20:14
get into that head space. Like,
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you're there to do a job. It's no
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different. It's just on a little bit of
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a bigger stage. And yeah,
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I think, I mean, make sure you
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really know inside out what you're talking about. That you wouldn't
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need anything in front of you. That's the only thing. I
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always say, fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
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I'm like, little mis-properation. This is like a
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listener's questions of bumper stickers. Yeah, it is,
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isn't it? So I
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think really know it. Know what you're talking about.
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Believe it. And then if you have a little
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mind blank, there'll be something that you
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know to come back to because it's so locked
20:47
in there. There'll be a trigger or something. Because
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you've obviously spoken. You've sung in front of what's
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the record audience you've sung in front of back
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in the J. Oh, gosh. Like, I
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don't know. I'll probably get this wrong. But maybe like a
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gig, maybe like 30,000, 40,000 people, maybe.
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So you've done that. Yeah. And then you
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do TV, which is talking to a camera.
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Yeah. I think it's actually in
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the middle where it's harder for people because
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you're much closer to people. If you're doing
21:14
a room of 20 people, a
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room of 150 people plus is like, oh,
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that's a lot of eyes. When it's a big crowd,
21:20
I can imagine it's exactly. You can't see one. Because you
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can see lights. I mean, you can when they put the
21:25
lights up. But you're kind of, it's more of an
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atmosphere than like faces looking at you. I
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did a business chat. I
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was a speaker a few weeks ago. And
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I was so nervous. And
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obviously, it's something that is newer
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to me. So that's probably why. But
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I was actually had those real butterflies
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because it was probably about 80 people.
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And I could feel the eyes and see
21:48
the facial expressions. And that is where it
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is a little bit more daunting, isn't it?
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Yeah, I think that middle ground group is
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certainly more daunting. But everyone gets nervous. Everyone
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gets nervous for nervous. Just know your shit.
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Yeah, know it. No, inside out
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and you'll be good. I'm a mum of
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two, two months old and three years old. I'm trying
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to care for them both, but feel like I'm neglecting
22:07
one or the other and it's tearing me apart. Why
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are we so hard on ourselves? How can
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I ensure both my children feel loved and attended to? They
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will. and two months and three years
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old. They will. You're so right. They're not
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gonna remember. They're not gonna remember. And also you're doing
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the best you can. I'm not saying leave them outside
22:22
the shop. And there's always one child that has to
22:24
run errands for the other child when you have more
22:26
than one. Don't you think that? Dropping
22:29
one to ballet while the other one's in the back
22:31
of the car because they're not quite old enough to go to ballet
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yet and you feel bad because they've been basically in
22:35
the back of the car for a few hours of the day. But
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we're all in the same position. I'm
22:42
lucky that my mum is close by and she
22:44
will kind of help me. So
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I'll try and do like a focused day on
22:49
one child if the other one has a friend,
22:51
a play date, or I will try
22:53
to make a bit of a conscious effort. So
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I would say like depend on people
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that you can and if you want to do that one on one day, I
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would say that. But ultimately you're right. Like don't be
23:04
hard on yourself. You don't really- And if the two
23:06
month old is two months old, just focus on the
23:08
three year old and just keep the two month old
23:10
in your arm. Yeah. That's really where they
23:12
want to be. They want to be fed- Just keep the
23:14
two months old here. And they want to sleep. And keep
23:16
the three year old busy. And the two month old is
23:19
gonna be napping a lot throughout the day. And sleep a
23:21
lot, eight weeks. They're just gonna sleep. When the sleep's happening
23:23
then do some coloring with the three
23:25
year old or however that will look. But yeah,
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the hard time mums give themselves. It's just-
23:30
No, don't do it. We'll do it,
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but it's mad, isn't it? No guilt, don't do
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guilt. Yeah. Pointless. Yeah, you're right. It's
23:36
not getting us anywhere, is it? Thank you. I've
23:38
loved this. I love the world's best. Love it.
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Love a nice little listener's questions when it's all
23:43
things well. Clearly not being in a famous band.
23:45
That's like, you know, when I
23:47
win the Grammy for Best New Artist, I'd
23:49
like to thank Rochelle for her advice. You know,
23:51
it wouldn't surprise me. You've got it all covered, mate.
23:53
That's all you're missing is the Grammy at this point.
23:57
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