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1:51
Thanksgiving
2:00
Damien what he thank you for being good Molly
2:03
I blame you what I believe I came here
2:05
feeling good. Yeah, y'all just had to go
2:07
there with the Lakers just now really He'll
2:09
be I LeBron will see to it
2:11
that they'll be respectable but back to you you
2:14
usually wearing a predictable blue and all
2:16
of that stuff You and black big poppy. You're
2:18
looking good, brother. You look good. I like the black
2:21
the whole night. That's not this It's not
2:23
good. Look nice. No, what no well, you know what? I
2:25
mean, I peeped it I peeped that but don't fit but
2:27
it's what I see underneath that
2:30
Something been sparkling like hidden in my it
2:32
might yeah Yeah, yeah, that kind of
2:34
been hitting my eyes a little bit, you
2:36
know, yeah,
2:37
you just miss some Tim's bro Speaking
2:40
of fashion someone else took notice of
2:42
essays outfit. I take a look
2:45
at this tweet
2:55
He
3:00
could say that because let me tell you something right now.
3:02
Do I think I look good? Yes Do I think my
3:04
outfit is fly? Yes, but on
3:06
my best day, I don't look better than my brother
3:08
common I'm not I am NOT stupid.
3:11
I'm not there's love balls. There's love balls.
3:13
I need all the help that I can get That
3:15
brother doesn't need much. Oh, by the way That
3:18
brother despite his rap career and all that stuff
3:20
what he does music was thank you. You'll see
3:22
common acting as a bad guy He's
3:25
sensational. He really really is he
3:27
really is he can act Yeah,
3:30
he can act John Wick
3:32
Maybe he picked up for you in a sense.
3:34
No, no, I think after him
3:38
By
3:43
the way, they called me back to Port Charles in Ross
3:46
in a few weeks, but I'm just saying I'm
3:48
not Common at brother. So when you
3:50
say a few weeks that means you like leaving next week I
3:53
have a couple weeks.
3:55
Okay. Okay. What
3:57
Charles has summoned me, you know, brick needs to
3:59
handle in assignment for the mob. You
4:01
know, I'll be here doing it. Do you want to weigh
4:04
that chain? I'm mine. I did already.
4:06
I did already. I see what wardrobe
4:08
has to say about it. Alright guys, let's
4:10
get into these Thanksgiving games starting
4:12
with the Lions hosting the Packers
4:15
at 12.30. It marks their 22nd
4:17
meeting on Turkey Day, the most all-time
4:19
in their
4:19
first since 2013. If and now it's the late game. The Niners face off
4:21
of the Seahawks at 8.20. since 1972. Look
4:24
at it. Change that today. 2008 and 2009.
4:29
Stephen A. tell me this. I'm
4:31
sorry.
4:32
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
4:34
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
4:37
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
4:39
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
4:41
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
4:44
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
5:21
New
6:00
York Giants. Sorry, Molly. It's just the truth.
6:02
They're awful. And somehow, some
6:04
way they managed to beat you. I
6:07
just think that's a bad sign. Of course, they can
6:09
resurrect themselves. It is Dallas. It is
6:11
Thanksgiving Day. It is national television.
6:14
Maybe that will spark something in them.
6:16
But why should I have faith that
6:18
that's going to happen? I just don't see
6:21
it at all. I just think you got a whole bunch
6:23
of brothers. I wouldn't be shocked
6:26
if 50% of their roster already made their
6:28
vacation plans.
6:29
Seriously.
6:30
Seriously, they already made their day. They know they're going
6:32
to Cabo or someplace like that
6:35
in early January. They have no
6:37
intentions of doing anything
6:39
else. That's just what I see when I look at the roster commanders.
6:42
And they will have a new head coach next year. There
6:44
is no question about that.
6:45
I agree with you being that
6:47
Ron Rivera at this point is his succeed
6:49
is so hot that it's a foregone
6:52
conclusion that he's probably going to be done. But the
6:54
commanders have an opportunity to go
6:56
on the road into Jerry's world and
7:00
play the bad guy. They have an opportunity to say
7:02
like, oh, everybody thinks we're going to lay down.
7:04
Well, watch this. I
7:06
have seen this commander's team granted different quarterbacks,
7:09
different OCS, but this commander's team being
7:12
an undefeated Steelers team at the
7:14
time. And also last year beat an undefeated
7:16
Eagles team. They have that in them. That's
7:19
still Ron Rivera's team. Do I think
7:21
it'll happen?
7:24
I'm not going to say with my chest like
7:27
normally I'm very decisive as you
7:29
know, Stephen, very, very decisive. But
7:31
on this one, they can because it's a divisional
7:34
game. You know division opponents. They
7:36
know you better than anybody kind of like us.
7:38
We're like a family.
7:40
We sit across from each other. I know what you're about to say.
7:42
I know you look. I don't know
7:43
what I'm about to say. I'm not going to say it because
7:46
you don't know what I was about to say. But go ahead. You
7:50
have no idea what I was about to say. But go ahead, Wendy.
7:53
Go ahead. Thanksgiving.
7:56
Happy Thanksgiving.
7:59
Happy Thanksgiving.
8:00
Family program, everyone
8:03
at home, happy Thanksgiving. I spent two hours earlier
8:05
trying
8:06
to control myself from all that laughter.
8:09
Get up with that. Whatever food's gonna get up. Now
8:11
we bringing it all over here. OK? Now
8:13
listen, I'm in a very festive
8:16
mood. I'm not giving it. You are always
8:18
in a festival. You're in a festival. Listen,
8:20
listen. I'm coming down. I'm
8:22
swimming down. I understand that. But we know
8:24
that don't apply today. No, it doesn't
8:27
apply today. Because let me tell you something. You
8:29
can't stand in your face. Because let me tell you. Thank
8:31
you. I know. Thank you. Let me tell you something.
8:33
Come 1201. Come 1201, I'm
8:35
gonna be on the first thing
8:36
smoking a body. You feel
8:38
me? You gonna beat me? I will beat you. Oh,
8:41
yeah, I'm gonna beat you. OK, listen. She's
8:44
like, Tom, what's up, baby? What's up, Tom? Listen,
8:47
listen. I look to the common.
8:49
Listen, I love you, Steven. You're Steven
8:51
A. Sis, but I'm about to smoke him about the
8:53
studio, OK? So let me tell you. But
8:55
get back to the question. There's no
8:57
way in the world a commander's gonna do anything to the
8:59
Cowboys today. One thing that we know about the Cowboys,
9:02
the Cowboys feasts on bad
9:04
teams. OK, they feasts on bad teams. That's
9:07
right. They feast on bad teams. I'm the objective
9:10
of you, Mom. And listen, Sam
9:12
Howell, he's put up numbers. They
9:14
throw the ball all over the place. But I think
9:17
this is a bad matchup for the Commanders. Because
9:19
the one thing that the Dallas Cowboys do
9:21
is they pressure the quarterback. If
9:24
you got a young quarterback who don't
9:26
have much of a run game in the first place,
9:29
who's asked to sling the ball all over the field
9:31
against Michael Parsons and company,
9:33
that's what you gotta look forward to on Thanksgiving
9:36
Day. That is not a good matchup. And
9:39
listen, that's not the best quarterback
9:41
in the league. But he's probably playing the best quarterback
9:44
in the National League. And they
9:46
win at home. They defend home. They do. They win at
9:48
home. Yeah.
9:50
In Burley?
9:52
I still want to know. What
9:55
was Steve Vay about to say? You know what? Steve
9:58
Vay, he's not acting.
9:59
Out of order cuz of his little get up today
10:03
And we don't need to see the watch is blinding
10:05
me bro. So I get it like
10:08
like Like
10:11
first of all I think Steve may turn down the
10:13
temperature in the studio. I did not
10:15
a match what no Molly
10:18
you had a Molly she can't take the heat
10:21
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Best,
12:01
best, best of going
12:02
two and one last week. Happy Thanksgiving, Joe.
12:04
Happy
12:07
Thanksgiving to me. Happy Thanksgiving to
12:09
that velour tracksuit he's
12:11
got on today. My sole purpose in life
12:13
is to work hard enough so I
12:15
can dress like that on TV. Mwah,
12:17
looks beautiful, my man. Thanks a lot, my brother.
12:20
I appreciate you, bro. I appreciate you. All
12:22
right,
12:22
let's start with the game in Ann Arbor. What's
12:24
the best play at Michigan Host Ohio State?
12:26
Okay. I'm
12:29
laying the points with Michigan in this matchup. I
12:31
think the price is cheap. Two weeks ago,
12:33
three weeks ago, this was Michigan minus six
12:35
and a half. What happened here? Is
12:37
it that game against Maryland? That was
12:39
to be expected. Michigan was coming off a huge
12:41
game against Penn State. They have a huge game
12:43
coming up against Ohio State. Of course, they're
12:46
gonna be a little bit flat against Maryland. Fuck,
12:48
guys, haven't been good on the road this season. Five
12:50
road games, they've covered one point spread
12:52
in that stretch. This game is all about physicality.
12:55
Michigan brings the physicality to the table.
12:58
Ohio State does not. I'm laying the points
13:00
with the Wolverines. I'm not gonna go against
13:02
the Wolverines in this one. I'm gonna go
13:04
with the Ohio State, but because I know the
13:07
Wolverines got a lot to prove, but I think
13:09
the Ohio State's got a lot to prove as well, because they've
13:11
been smacked around the last two years. At
13:13
some point in time, you got to respond
13:16
to the bully. You were bullying Michigan for
13:18
years. They got the better of you the last two
13:20
years. You wanna stand up and say, yo,
13:22
we ain't going for this. Michigan might win the
13:24
game, but I think it's gonna be a thriller. It's gonna
13:27
be possibly a one-point game. That's
13:29
the way I'm looking at it, Joe. I'm gonna take Ohio
13:32
State with this one. How
13:34
about them apples? All right, let's transition to the NFL
13:36
game today, starting with the Tigers
13:38
and the Lions. What's the
13:40
play here, Joe? There
13:43
are a lot of ways to attack my game. I think
13:45
the best approach is to play the Lions in the
13:47
first half of this matchup.
13:49
Green Bay has been a very slow
13:51
starting football team this season. They
13:53
ranked 31st in first half scoring.
13:55
They're only scoring five points per first
13:58
half. Now, from time to the issue,
13:59
Jones, their best offensive player,
14:02
is out for this game today. So they're probably
14:04
going to get off to a slower start
14:05
than normal. Meanwhile, Detroit
14:07
starts fast. They're averaging about 15 points
14:10
per game in the first half. That's sixth in the
14:12
NFL. Based on how sloppy they played
14:14
against Chicago last week, I think you get a
14:16
great effort from Dan Campbell's crew today. I
14:19
agree with you there. They got to make up for the sloppy
14:21
performance they had against Chicago. And by
14:24
the way, I think everybody was getting a little carried
14:26
away with the love for love, as in joy and
14:28
love. I think that lasts for about six days,
14:30
or actually five days. It ends
14:32
now. I think that's Detroit handles
14:35
business.
14:35
You two are commanding Joe like
14:38
Mr. Long here.
14:40
We're going to go with the player prop here. I think CD
14:43
Lamb's going to have a huge day. So we're
14:45
going to play
14:45
him over 102 and a half receiving yards. This
14:49
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bet. It pays out plus 122. So
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a $100 wager returns $122 to profit. Washington's the worst team in the NFL defending
15:00
opposing wide receivers. They've given up more
15:02
receiving yards to opposing wide receivers than anyone
15:04
in the business.
15:05
EJ Brown, Twink, Dreyk
15:07
London, Steph Stiggs, Nikkei
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Metcalf,
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DJ Moore, all went for more
15:12
than 110 yards against his defense. I
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think CD Lamb has a huge day today. Easily.
15:17
You're nothing to... I have no comeback for that
15:19
whatsoever. This is the easiest bet that
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I have, for crying out loud. CD Lamb
15:23
all day, every day with this one. Especially since
15:26
him and Dak Press gotta have been connected even more
15:28
and more and more. All right. Finally,
15:29
in the nightcap Joe, what's the best
15:31
bet for Niner Seahawks?
15:35
Low
15:35
scoring game. I go under 43 and a half. It
15:37
just kicked out from 44 and a half in
15:40
the last half hour or so. Primetime
15:42
unders have been extremely profitable this season.
15:44
So we'll go ahead and jump
15:45
on that train here. The
15:46
adults coming into this game very fanged
15:48
up on offense. And in addition to that,
15:51
they struggle against this Niner defense.
15:53
Three games against them last year, they averaged
15:55
just 14 points per game in those three
15:58
matchups.
15:59
They're average to
16:01
below average defending the run. That's what
16:03
San Francisco wants to do Especially when they play
16:05
on the road you can run the ball you can control
16:07
the tempo you can grind the clock you keep
16:09
Gino Smith On the sideline. I like this to
16:11
be a low scoring game under 43 and a half.
16:14
I disagree I'm gonna go over 43 and a
16:16
half I think San Francisco's
16:18
gonna put up at least 30 and
16:20
I can back instead of being assumed Seattle
16:22
might find a way to Catch get 15 point.
16:25
I'm thinking 45 over. I'm gonna go with the
16:27
open this one over 43 and a half
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jump All right, Joe here
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every week
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to help winning some money live from Vegas
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18:23
mean we need to know the name of that
18:25
brother that fell in his head.
18:27
What was his name? Don't
18:36
do it. I mean we got to find out that name right
18:38
there. He has a family. Hey hey hey, he's playing basketball.
18:41
He's playing basketball. He's playing basketball. This
18:44
is Thanksgiving. We're trying
18:46
to be in a festival. He's
18:49
trying to find his name right now. That
18:52
just got the wind side more. You
18:58
know how bad
19:00
it is right when you just sit down. He
19:02
knew it was over. He knew it was over. It's
19:05
like you grabbing the seat. Well damn. He's
19:07
laughing. He's laughing. It all happened.
19:10
I'm gonna let it. He sat down. He sat
19:12
down. Look at that. He just grabbed the
19:14
seat. He just grabbed the seat. That's bad. That's
19:17
a bad move Caleb but I'm just saying that brother
19:19
that you put on his head.
19:21
Usually your knees get buckled. He put him on
19:23
his head. He did. I'm
19:25
just saying. We got to find out that name. I want
19:27
the name of that person that was sitting down. By
19:30
the way, Molly, did
19:33
you break one of your rules that you had set
19:35
when Molly was out?
19:39
Oh yeah. He
19:42
was a tyrant.
19:43
You were adamant about that.
19:46
He was a tyrant. But
19:48
there's an explanation.
19:50
I make the rules. I
19:52
mean I'm following. Go ahead. I'm
19:56
Stephen
19:58
A. I'm Stephen A.
19:59
Anthony Edwards dropped 31
20:02
points in the Minnesota Timberwolves.
20:04
Another one. Another
20:06
one. D.J. Callan! Jeff
20:09
Brolin picking
20:10
up the win over the 76ers without Joe Ellensby.
20:13
The D will currently support the best record
20:15
in the West. Efair, are
20:17
you on the Minnesota bandwagon? I'm on it like
20:19
that. Listen, listen. I'm
20:21
on the Anthony Edwards bandwagon.
20:24
I'm not sold. I don't care. I
20:26
understand that you're going to have Rudy
20:29
go big and Carl Anthony's down
20:31
in the lineup and that's formidable when
20:33
you have to deal with the likes of
20:35
Nicole Eokett and the Denver Nuggets.
20:38
I get that part because Eokett is just
20:40
that you can't jump onto a curb and you can't stop. I didn't
20:42
see anything like it. You can't stop, but he's brilliant.
20:45
He's an unbelievable player. But
20:47
outside of that, I find it hard
20:49
to believe that that's going to work
20:52
for you. Anthony Edwards,
20:54
ladies and gentlemen, this
20:56
brother is a superstar in the making.
20:59
He's got it written all over him. I'm
21:01
telling you right now, after over 25 a game, coming
21:04
at an NBA body athleticism
21:06
off the charts, improving his perimeter
21:08
shot, this kid is a star. And
21:11
he's going to be a superstar. And oh, by
21:13
the way, got the swag with his game.
21:16
You understand that you walk through the turnstiles
21:19
just to see this brother play. Anthony
21:21
Edwards is the real deal. And
21:23
oh, by the way, did y'all see? Yes, to Georgia.
21:26
James Dunn, James Dunn. Let
21:28
me tell you something right now. Have
21:31
y'all seen him act in
21:33
the movie with Adam Sandler? LeBron and them
21:36
producers? Let me tell you something. The
21:39
brother, Anthony Edwards is special. But
21:41
is he better than you, though? Is he
21:43
a better actor than you, though? I wouldn't go
21:45
that far. I wouldn't go that
21:46
far. I mean, I'm still working on it. Stephen A. is not
21:48
the best actor. I'll have my people
21:51
talk to your people. You
21:53
know who you're mommy on the floor? She's
21:55
right there. I'm not the best actor. Your
21:58
mom is Wayne Wade. Say what? He reminded me
22:00
of Dwayne Wade. No, he
22:02
was like, as far as like physicality. Yes.
22:06
Cause Dwayne Wade, but Anthony Edwards
22:08
was more athletic than Dwayne
22:11
Wade. Now Dwayne Wade is just a champion,
22:13
a hall of fame, a phenomenon and all that stuff and
22:16
an assassin, a friendly
22:18
assassin. Dwayne Wade, you smile on your face, hug you
22:20
and open and didn't kill you. I mean, this is what Dwayne Wade do to you.
22:22
I'm familiar with that. That's right. But
22:25
Anthony Edwards,
22:26
Oh my Lord. This, that, that's
22:29
brother. Yeah. He, I'm a thing. So
22:32
I'm a thing you walk through the turn side, ladies
22:34
and gentlemen, everybody put the
22:37
basketball world needs to be on notice.
22:39
This brother, Anthony Edwards is
22:41
coming. I'm telling you right now, he
22:43
going to win you a playoff series and he is
22:46
going to be a superstar
22:48
in this game. This brother is
22:50
special,
22:51
special. All right.
22:53
Who's coming in the AFC? That's where we're going now. Don't
22:56
forget we got football today on this thing. After
22:58
impressive victory over the bangles on Thursday
23:01
night and achieved loss to the Eagles on Monday
23:03
night, Lamar Jackson, the Ravens currently the
23:05
top seed in the AFC, Baltimore sports,
23:08
the top point differential in the AFC scoring
23:10
their opponents by 127. The
23:12
fight for the top in the AFC continues on
23:15
with the Ravens currently boasting the best record
23:17
in the conference. All three other division leaders
23:19
sitting at seven and three, including the chief,
23:22
who have the best chance to finish with the one
23:24
key that according to ESPN
23:26
analytics, Kimberly, who do you think
23:29
needs the top seed in the AFC more?
23:31
Is it the Ravens or the chief? Well,
23:33
Molly, the answer is the chief
23:36
are the chief, um, because
23:38
we have actual proof that
23:40
Patrick Mahomes is amazing
23:44
at home. He is 10 and two at
23:46
home in the playoffs over his career, 36 and 10 record
23:49
on the road for his career. He's
23:51
never, he's rarely ever on the road. And
23:54
think about arrowhead. Think about what it is like to
23:56
play in that environment, even covering games
23:58
there, see this even. covering games at
24:00
Arrowhead. It's so
24:03
loud, it is deafening. That
24:05
is a distinct advantage that
24:08
when I think of NFL stadiums, it's like
24:10
Seattle, the 12th man, Arrowhead,
24:12
like it's something different. I
24:16
think people will point to Lamar Jackson
24:18
has never been to, you know, he doesn't
24:20
have that many playoff wins. I think
24:22
he's one in three. Yeah,
24:25
one or three. So the idea is like, well,
24:27
clearly the Baltimore Ravens need to be at home,
24:29
but we have seen Patrick Mahomes rarely
24:32
ever have to go on the road with
24:34
Lamar and the Baltimore Ravens. I think
24:37
with their improved defense, I don't think, I don't think home
24:39
field advantage will affect them as
24:41
much because they don't have the inherent advantages that
24:44
Arrowhead brings.
24:45
Go ahead. Yeah, I'm going to go with it. I'm going
24:47
to go with the Chiefs. We
24:49
haven't, I mean, we haven't even seen Patrick Mahomes in
24:51
the playoffs, like outside of the area like that.
24:54
I
24:55
think that
24:56
the deficiencies that you see on the Chiefs
24:59
offense, we saw it glaringly against
25:01
Philadelphia Eagles, these receivers, can you
25:03
imagine that on the road? I mean, you're playing at home
25:05
and you have that and you go into a playoff
25:07
environment on the road. I
25:09
think it will be even more detrimental for the
25:12
Kansas City Chiefs. Patrick Mahomes, I think they need
25:14
more, need more on
25:16
offense. I think
25:18
this year, yes. The way they're
25:21
playing, Molly, they're
25:23
averaging less points per game in the
25:25
second half than the New York Jets. Think
25:28
about that. They've been shut out three times
25:31
in the second half this year. Last three games.
25:33
Let's forget shut out in the
25:35
second half. That is not going to cut
25:37
it this year for the
25:39
kid Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs.
25:41
So I think Baltimore Ravens, it doesn't
25:44
matter with Baltimore. I think they can go
25:46
anywhere. You can make the
25:49
case that Baltimore should be undefeated, to be honest
25:51
with you. But I think Patrick Mahomes
25:53
and this group of characters on offense,
25:56
they need home field advantage. Just as an aside,
25:59
what we... We were talking about earlier that player
26:01
that got put on his ass. His
26:04
name is Olivia Comm
26:15
was from Finland. Okay, you know what? So what
26:17
school Maryland buddies from Finland? Okay born another
26:20
court born in Finland Yeah, you got you
26:22
put on your hands like that. Yeah, we got no you are
26:29
I mean it's important. I mean we all got to
26:32
deal with it. No, it's not the
26:34
end of the world He'll
26:38
do you know he'll recover but but you
26:40
got he got crossed over and sat down.
26:42
Okay, Olivia come boo That's
26:44
what I'm gonna
26:47
get that out the way now. Let's get to the Ravens I
26:49
think the Ravens
26:50
need it because
26:52
when you're one and three in the postseason,
26:54
which Lamar Jackson is I
26:56
think that at some point in time having all
26:58
of that assistance at home Even though he's always play up games
27:00
at home having that home assistance really
27:02
really help personally speaking I'm kind of kind
27:05
of wishful thinking on my part that Kansas
27:07
City has to go on the road Yeah, because I want to see you
27:09
patching my homes on the road Okay,
27:15
so when we talk about elements of greatness that
27:17
you know We see what we know
27:20
that he's all time great at that phenomenal
27:23
But you want to see him under every condition you
27:25
haven't seen him under that condition So
27:27
it's wishful thinking on my part But when I think about
27:29
Lamar Jackson's couple of things that I want to throw out
27:31
to y'all right of the 25 all-pro quarterbacks
27:34
who's made at least four playoff series start
27:37
since the 1970 merger
27:39
Lamar Jackson has the worst playoff record
27:41
at one in three. All right his career in the play
27:44
his career in the playoffs You know, he's
27:46
rushed for three hundred and sixty seven yards in those
27:48
four games But passing wide just 56
27:51
percent completions three touchdowns
27:52
seven turnovers sack 19
27:54
times Okay, and the Ravens
27:57
haven't scored more than 20 points in his four
27:59
playoff start
27:59
He's 30 and 11 as a career
28:02
starter at home. So we
28:04
know what he can do, but when you point out these stats
28:07
that I just articulated and you combine
28:09
that with the importance of it being a playoff atmosphere
28:12
and you wanna see what you wanna see from him because
28:14
those are the elements of greatness that you're looking
28:16
for from Lamar Jackson. I
28:18
think the Ravens needed more.
28:22
Do I have more faith in
28:24
Patrick Mahomes on the road or
28:26
Lamar Jackson
28:27
on the road? Well, that's a great question. I
28:30
would say Patrick Mahomes. Well, here's a great question
28:32
because he said, I wish for thinking
28:34
that Patrick Mahomes would be on the road. I
28:37
haven't seen it.
28:38
Can he do it when you talk about greatness? That's what we're talking
28:40
about with Patrick Mahomes. That's why I feel like Steven,
28:42
you almost argued what you
28:45
said almost makes more sense that the Chiefs need
28:47
it more because we don't see Patrick
28:49
in these situations. We don't know
28:51
how he will fare in these situations. You
28:53
assume that he'll do well. And also
28:55
your stats with Lamar, I get it career-wise,
28:57
but this year in 2023, the numbers
29:00
are home and away. Pretty
29:02
similar, like six touchdowns at home on the road.
29:04
I understand playoffs are different. But when
29:07
we're talking about the 2023 Ravens, the
29:09
reason, Deewood, that we are so confident
29:11
in them that they are not the same team that they
29:14
once were. Their roster is completely different.
29:16
Lamar is playing better. We've seen
29:18
them, but let me ask you this. We've seen them
29:20
win.
29:21
Yeah.
29:22
Okay. But they win most
29:24
convincingly at home. So
29:28
what I'm saying is I'm noticing
29:30
that. I'm taking what you're saying about the Ravens.
29:33
And I'm not dismissing your point about me with Kansas
29:35
City, because you're right. You could easily
29:37
take my argument and say, that's supportive of Kansas
29:39
City needing home court of engine. But what I'm saying
29:41
is in the end, we lament the state
29:44
of affairs with the receivers because they can't
29:46
catch the damn ball, 26 drops on the season.
29:48
But in the same breath, we're not questioning
29:50
Mahomes. We're not questioning Kelsey. And
29:53
we're not questioning their ability to potentially
29:55
find a way because of the greatness of those two individuals
29:57
with Andy
29:58
Reid calling places, showing by.
29:59
other way, you know, because again, when you guys
30:02
drop the pad, they don't drop those passes. We're not lamenting
30:04
their offense because we're not looking at Andy
30:06
Reed and saying Eric, the enemy not being there is
30:08
affecting him negatively. We're seeing the play calling
30:11
and we're seeing how productive they can be. It's
30:13
just that these receivers ain't catching the damn ball.
30:15
In the case of the Baltimore Ravens, we've
30:18
seen a team that performed one way
30:20
during the regular season and not necessarily
30:22
show compost season. So to me,
30:24
watching them in Baltimore, looking
30:27
at Lamar Jackson and saying you need
30:29
all the support
30:29
you can get because Patrick Mahomes
30:32
can always fall back to I'm
30:34
tried and proven. I'm a two time Super
30:36
Bowl champion. I kind of know how to do this.
30:39
We are looking to see if Lamar
30:41
Jackson does. So one thing I want to
30:43
go back to something that you said, I think, um,
30:47
will be a key part to Patrick Mahomes
30:49
legacy. Yeah. You talk about going on the road. Yeah.
30:51
That's always something that, you know, when we
30:53
talk about at the end of the day, when we
30:55
talk about their legacy, okay, we've noted Patrick
30:57
Mahomes played in five straight as
30:59
you know, home AFC championship games,
31:02
but doing it on the road is a totally
31:05
different animal and being, you
31:07
know, with only one, one, you know,
31:09
the number one seed getting the home for the band and the rest
31:12
got to, you know, basically got to go through, go on the road.
31:15
If Patrick Mahomes able to do that, imagine
31:19
now where his legacy goes doing
31:21
something like that. So just for my curiosity,
31:24
I would like to see Patrick Mahomes and she's not
31:26
beating the one seed and do it the long, hard way.
31:29
Their schedules a lot easier the rest of the way than
31:31
the Ravens. True. That is true.
31:32
Ravens have the third most difficult schedule remaining.
31:35
No, you know, by the way, just as an aside,
31:38
you know, um, I'm
31:41
kind of a great dad. You know,
31:43
I love being a daddy and you know,
31:45
when you're not working in the holidays, it would be
31:47
nice to,
31:48
you know, hear from your beautiful daughters, happy
31:50
Thanksgiving. Daddy, we love you. See you
31:52
later today.
31:54
What does my daughter Samantha do?
31:56
Tell Molly I said happy Thanksgiving.
31:59
What about me? Hi
32:02
Samantha, hi for Thanksgiving.
32:03
What about me? What
32:06
about me? She'll see
32:08
you later. I shouted her out, her acting
32:11
skills. She's the real actress in the family. She
32:14
is. You're just trying
32:16
to catch up. She's like actuailly. She's
32:20
like legit legit. She's
32:22
crying the other day. And
32:24
then I gave her what she asked for. And the tears
32:26
just weren't even there. Oh well. I
32:30
guess that was a performance. She really does
32:32
act though. I guess that was a
32:34
performance.
32:36
I wonder where she gets it from. Putting on
32:38
performances. Pouting to get their
32:41
way. I wonder where she got that from.
32:42
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in terms of why.
33:17
Hey, no jumping around
33:19
today. I ain't got the jumping around
33:21
today. That's Thanksgiving baby. Here's
33:24
a different day today. Understand,
33:27
I know that I've been on this health tip and all that
33:29
other stuff. Uh
33:30
oh. I'm working
33:32
on my stuff. I'm working
33:34
on my stuff right now. But here's why
33:37
I just opened my jacket. Here's why
33:38
I have to show you the bill. Here's
33:40
why I have to show you. I'm
33:42
getting a seat. Because everything
33:44
that I've been doing for the last few months gone right
33:46
off the window today. I'm just saying,
33:49
give it baby. I promise your brothers
33:51
gonna see you today at some point baby.
33:54
He's making no mistake about it. Top 5
33:57
list. Top 5 Thanksgiving food on
33:59
corn.
33:59
So why I want to hear about Kimberly
34:02
I want to hear about big daddy. I want to hear
34:04
about molly with her green So no My
34:09
top five Thanksgiving food
34:11
are you ready? Let's go to number five. We get to do right
34:13
now Whether
34:18
it's lots of mac and cheese what
34:20
is regular mac and cheese Cooking
34:25
the mac and cheese We've
34:28
all had bad mac well Macaroni
34:30
cheese, it's a bad thing. It's blasphemous
34:33
to have bad macaroni and cheese You
34:35
might as well get one of them crab boxes for crying
34:37
out like oh no the homemade mac
34:39
and cheese It fills y'all makes you feel
34:42
all good inside and outside You don't
34:44
give a damn about the world because mac and cheese
34:46
is it's the joint you got to have
34:49
that on Thanksgiving You can't go without
34:51
this don't give it to me right now Give it to me right
34:53
now Stop saying you know
34:55
I'm so you know I'm so the truth You
34:57
got to sprinkle that bad with me some onions
35:00
in it. It could be some cranberry in
35:02
it It could be a whole bunch of other stuff, but
35:04
damn it Thanksgiving is not
35:06
Thanksgiving without something Nah,
35:08
you gonna see how to hash it Cause
35:11
don't lay that for me You gonna be a bit close
35:14
But you get over it because that's what life
35:16
is all about You got to
35:18
have the something I got a special one
35:20
for you at number three though My mother God
35:23
rest her soul the most wonderful woman
35:25
I've ever known in my life Love
35:27
you mama. Let me tell you right now Top
35:29
three just right there Everybody in my
35:31
family knows Coke and nuts taught
35:34
Now Damien, Chibaly, my
35:37
mother would talk It'd
35:39
be like 20 people in the house And
35:41
she'd make coconut tarts like about 30
35:44
of them And she'd tell the world
35:47
at least 15 is for her baby boy Y'all
35:50
got to divide the other 15 any way you want it I
35:52
got to have the coconut talk for me
35:55
And my sister Carmen bless her soul
35:57
Try, have you ever seen a faggot
36:00
I love her, I love her. But she
36:02
still trying to get my mama's coat and her hot
36:04
down pack. Call me, you got a little bit of work to do.
36:06
And that one father, that one department,
36:09
she gonna try again today, yo. She gonna try to get
36:11
me, kind of roll up my sleeve for stuff like this, because
36:13
this is gonna start and just move me, okay? So
36:15
the number two on the list, please give it to me. Bam!
36:18
There you go, calling it. Cause ain't nobody make
36:21
cornbread like you, girl. I'm just thinking
36:23
about little bitches of cornbread and all
36:24
this stuff, Damien. And then I'll kill one
36:26
common cornbread, and I'm like, I'm gonna
36:29
go. You know what I'm saying? You got me,
36:31
it got me looking at everybody. You start judging
36:33
the people in your life. Do they need to be here? Cause you
36:35
don't cook cornbread like that. That's what you
36:38
start thinking. That's what you start thinking. When you get
36:40
cornbread like my sister Carmen
36:41
cooked that cornbread, okay? That's
36:43
number two on the list. But we all know
36:45
what's number one on the list. Give it to me right here, please.
36:47
This is just me, Damien. You might need
36:49
to hold terms. I don't need that. Give
36:52
me number one, dammit. Don't make me wait.
36:54
It's take you away.
36:56
Now a lot of people like, just the whole
36:58
turkey. That's nothing. You just
37:00
slice up the turkey, make a nice turkey sandwich.
37:03
All of that stuff. Now we don't need all that. The
37:05
wounds will bake.
37:08
He can't
37:09
be wet. And he's dripping. And
37:11
the skin is foggy. You
37:13
know what I mean? You don't want a tooth coat where
37:15
it's burnt and you're biting on it and you hurt your
37:18
tooth. Cause it's working. It's got to be just right.
37:21
You understand? It's got to be based just right.
37:23
With the right seasoning. Now don't forget to throw the paprika
37:26
on there. No paprika. That's not
37:28
a paprika. It's very, very, very
37:30
important. Along with my sister's sister's teeth,
37:32
and they're soft. You got to do all of
37:34
that, but at the end of the day, you want it light,
37:39
juicy, but not too wet. And
37:42
not dry, but
37:43
it's got to be light. It's a cookie.
37:46
It's a corn cornbread. It's a coconut
37:48
top. It's a stuffing. And
37:51
it's a mac and cheese. Jamie, what?
37:53
Give it to me, boy. Give it to
37:56
me.
37:56
No, it's just a hot cookie. Wait, but Jamie, you gotta
37:58
walk like it. You gotta, you gotta set up the lamp.
37:59
You gotta slap the arms, you gotta slap the, you gotta slap,
38:02
you gotta slap.
38:02
Now, you gotta see, oh, come on now. You
38:04
gotta step down, come on in here. Now, let's
38:07
just let everybody know, okay? This
38:09
is my holiday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This
38:11
is what I, this is what I. This baby, this is
38:13
my baby, baby. This is my time. This is
38:16
my time. Okay, this is my time. I'm gonna give you today's
38:18
list, okay? There's
38:19
a lot of things off for me. Oh, oh. Yeah,
38:22
a lot that's off for me, okay? First
38:24
of all, listen, first of all, me
38:26
personally, I don't even mess with stuff like that. Yeah,
38:29
bro. You? I don't.
38:31
Really? I don't. I was actually thinking
38:34
about you when I put this on. I know, see,
38:36
so when you looked at me when you was talking, talking
38:38
about stuff, I was literally
38:40
giving you a pump fake, because I didn't want the energy
38:42
to go down. I literally gave you the pump
38:45
fake, okay? But I don't rock with stuff
38:47
like that. You don't rock with stuff. I don't, I don't
38:49
listen. And see the coconut tart, see
38:51
the coconut tart?
38:52
That's a no-no for me. What? Because
38:55
I don't like coconut at all. That's you. See, see,
38:57
wifey, wifey, no. You
39:00
didn't even roll. You didn't even roll. I don't
39:02
even roll. I don't even roll like that, play.
39:04
I don't roll with the coconut tart. You don't know about momma's coconut tart. Mama's
39:06
coconut. I know, I'm not gonna talk. I'm not. Mama's
39:09
coconut. No, you see, listen, I
39:11
would never be the one that has taught mama's cooking.
39:13
I'm just saying, me, I don't mess with coconut. All
39:15
right, it's okay. So that's all it is. It's
39:18
all right. That's all it is. But I do have a
39:20
list. James, do we got that list?
39:23
Let's eat now. This is my
39:25
list, okay? This is my list. Coming
39:27
in at number five, banana
39:30
pudding, okay? Banana pudding.
39:32
And I don't use the vanilla way, but we
39:34
use different type of cookies, okay? We use different
39:36
type of cookies. Now, who's who? Huh?
39:39
Wait, who's we when you say we use a different
39:41
kind? Who's that? Well, let's just say my wife
39:44
uses it. Okay, okay. I don't make it. I
39:46
don't make it. But you know, but my
39:48
mama, God bless her soul, made the best
39:50
me out of pudding. Okay. So I'm standing
39:52
on all that business right now. Okay, number
39:54
four. Mama's first. Mama's
39:57
so special. Number four, that corn
39:59
pudding. Let me take something. See, for anybody out there
40:01
that don't know that corn flavor, it's
40:03
like a, it tastes like a dessert.
40:06
It tastes like a dessert, but you do it as a side
40:08
dish. And let me tell you something, it's
40:10
so, it's so off the chain. It'll make you slap
40:13
your mom. Okay. All
40:15
right. Okay. Now listen,
40:17
collard greens. I remember this. Not a
40:19
single green. Not a single vegetable in there. Come on then, not a single
40:21
vegetable. Number two. Number two. And
40:24
the yams. But I got mine with marshmallows. And I want to have
40:26
the marshmallows. And I want to have the marshmallow.
40:30
No, no, no. And
40:32
then number
40:35
one for me, number one for me,
40:38
I got to have the five cheese macaroni
40:40
and cheese. No, no, no, no. This
40:43
is where you messed up. You got me all messed
40:44
up here. When you have mac
40:46
and cheese down here, I'll be like, oh, Steven, thanks. You
40:49
can't go. You
40:50
can't go by the number one. You
40:54
can't go by the number one. Because you're
40:56
going to eat them all.
40:58
You ain't doing without any of them. So wait
41:00
a minute. Is this a list fluid? Is this
41:02
fluid? Oh, it's fluid. Okay. The
41:05
point that I'm making is, yeah. Your order doesn't really matter to
41:07
me. The order doesn't really matter to me because
41:09
you're eating it all. Okay. Okay.
41:13
Okay. But you know what I say? There's
41:15
none left for you of one of these. Which one would you be most
41:17
mad
41:17
about? For me personally, the coconut pie. Coconut
41:20
pie. But you know what? You and I might
41:22
actually get along before the turkey wing. Because
41:25
come here, always be saving the turkey wings
41:28
for me. So yeah. I was with
41:29
you back. Absolutely. I like
41:32
turkey
41:32
wings. I like turkey wings. You can't just keep
41:34
the things you said, yeah,
41:35
yeah, yeah. I'm sure you were. The point that I'm trying to make
41:37
for you is that with the stuff that is something you're
41:40
right. You got the stuff I can't believe
41:42
that you got, you don't have stuff in over there. That person.
41:44
That person. You want me to tell you what else I
41:46
have a problem with your list? What's that? Two
41:48
puddings.
41:50
They'll get one. Those
41:52
girls. No, you got to. See, I have a
41:54
sweet tooth. No, no, no, no. I'm a sweetheart.
41:56
Here's what I mean by that. If you're pudding
41:58
pudding, all right.
42:00
it's gonna look the same a lot of people you
42:03
got two puddings on me you gotta pick
42:05
one is what I'm saying you can eat both one
42:09
for the crew dessert, one for the side dish, you
42:11
got to pick one is all I'm trying to say
42:13
for the top five if
42:18
I pick one I'm walking off the set and I'll both wait oh
42:22
by the way you talk to collard greens well damn it
42:24
everybody know about that's that's both
42:26
collard greens no but not everybody can
42:28
make the collard greens the right way Steven,
42:30
what? hey let me tell you something we
42:33
all own the get up they
42:35
put a picture of them I don't even know if they were collard
42:37
greens yeah they were like a tall size it
42:39
was sales, it was disappointed it was I was so I was like
42:41
I don't want to have to take a picture of the collard
42:44
greens at the house for everybody to know it's very
42:46
very it's a side that happens to you I
42:48
got this y'all look calm as cornbread
42:51
see I need law cannot
42:53
wait can I speak the common word wait calm as common
42:56
go ahead I need to I need to
42:58
sample this food okay it's blowing up I
43:00
need to sample this I
43:03
say there's a first time for everything
43:05
in this November I'm sorry I'm
43:07
sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
43:10
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
43:12
sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
43:15
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
43:17
sorry I'm sorry I
43:20
can'tede
43:35
I'm sorry I just want to say thank
43:38
you to our entire team here everybody
43:40
that's on the show that contributes makes
43:44
it so much fun and everyone behind the scenes we're
43:46
so blessed and
43:47
so lucky so lucky to get to this everyday we
43:49
couldn't do it without the folks behind the camera doing
43:51
the things that they do and of course everybody
43:53
that contributes to the show all of you and of
43:56
course the matriarch of the show enjoy
43:58
this moment I couldn't do it
43:59
without
44:03
you. I said something nice. Okay.
44:05
Thank you. I'll hang on to that.
44:07
So what's the plan for today? We're gonna eat, eat, go,
44:10
go, go. Come meal after this.
44:12
Like I said, I'm looking at the clock
44:15
right there. Right.
44:19
No, we will be here. Stephen
44:21
and I'll be back here tomorrow. Dan or lost.
44:23
He's gonna be here. I'm not sure
44:24
of the whole lineup. But join us in the morning to
44:26
hear wonderful
44:27
holiday. Everyone paid for the food.
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