Hour 2: Ant-Man

Hour 2: Ant-Man

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1:51

Thanksgiving

2:00

Damien what he thank you for being good Molly

2:03

I blame you what I believe I came here

2:05

feeling good. Yeah, y'all just had to go

2:07

there with the Lakers just now really He'll

2:09

be I LeBron will see to it

2:11

that they'll be respectable but back to you you

2:14

usually wearing a predictable blue and all

2:16

of that stuff You and black big poppy. You're

2:18

looking good, brother. You look good. I like the black

2:21

the whole night. That's not this It's not

2:23

good. Look nice. No, what no well, you know what? I

2:25

mean, I peeped it I peeped that but don't fit but

2:27

it's what I see underneath that

2:30

Something been sparkling like hidden in my it

2:32

might yeah Yeah, yeah, that kind of

2:34

been hitting my eyes a little bit, you

2:36

know, yeah,

2:37

you just miss some Tim's bro Speaking

2:40

of fashion someone else took notice of

2:42

essays outfit. I take a look

2:45

at this tweet

2:55

He

3:00

could say that because let me tell you something right now.

3:02

Do I think I look good? Yes Do I think my

3:04

outfit is fly? Yes, but on

3:06

my best day, I don't look better than my brother

3:08

common I'm not I am NOT stupid.

3:11

I'm not there's love balls. There's love balls.

3:13

I need all the help that I can get That

3:15

brother doesn't need much. Oh, by the way That

3:18

brother despite his rap career and all that stuff

3:20

what he does music was thank you. You'll see

3:22

common acting as a bad guy He's

3:25

sensational. He really really is he

3:27

really is he can act Yeah,

3:30

he can act John Wick

3:32

Maybe he picked up for you in a sense.

3:34

No, no, I think after him

3:38

By

3:43

the way, they called me back to Port Charles in Ross

3:46

in a few weeks, but I'm just saying I'm

3:48

not Common at brother. So when you

3:50

say a few weeks that means you like leaving next week I

3:53

have a couple weeks.

3:55

Okay. Okay. What

3:57

Charles has summoned me, you know, brick needs to

3:59

handle in assignment for the mob. You

4:01

know, I'll be here doing it. Do you want to weigh

4:04

that chain? I'm mine. I did already.

4:06

I did already. I see what wardrobe

4:08

has to say about it. Alright guys, let's

4:10

get into these Thanksgiving games starting

4:12

with the Lions hosting the Packers

4:15

at 12.30. It marks their 22nd

4:17

meeting on Turkey Day, the most all-time

4:19

in their

4:19

first since 2013. If and now it's the late game. The Niners face off

4:21

of the Seahawks at 8.20. since 1972. Look

4:24

at it. Change that today. 2008 and 2009.

4:29

Stephen A. tell me this. I'm

4:31

sorry.

4:32

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

4:34

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

4:37

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

4:39

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

4:41

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

4:44

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

5:21

New

6:00

York Giants. Sorry, Molly. It's just the truth.

6:02

They're awful. And somehow, some

6:04

way they managed to beat you. I

6:07

just think that's a bad sign. Of course, they can

6:09

resurrect themselves. It is Dallas. It is

6:11

Thanksgiving Day. It is national television.

6:14

Maybe that will spark something in them.

6:16

But why should I have faith that

6:18

that's going to happen? I just don't see

6:21

it at all. I just think you got a whole bunch

6:23

of brothers. I wouldn't be shocked

6:26

if 50% of their roster already made their

6:28

vacation plans.

6:29

Seriously.

6:30

Seriously, they already made their day. They know they're going

6:32

to Cabo or someplace like that

6:35

in early January. They have no

6:37

intentions of doing anything

6:39

else. That's just what I see when I look at the roster commanders.

6:42

And they will have a new head coach next year. There

6:44

is no question about that.

6:45

I agree with you being that

6:47

Ron Rivera at this point is his succeed

6:49

is so hot that it's a foregone

6:52

conclusion that he's probably going to be done. But the

6:54

commanders have an opportunity to go

6:56

on the road into Jerry's world and

7:00

play the bad guy. They have an opportunity to say

7:02

like, oh, everybody thinks we're going to lay down.

7:04

Well, watch this. I

7:06

have seen this commander's team granted different quarterbacks,

7:09

different OCS, but this commander's team being

7:12

an undefeated Steelers team at the

7:14

time. And also last year beat an undefeated

7:16

Eagles team. They have that in them. That's

7:19

still Ron Rivera's team. Do I think

7:21

it'll happen?

7:24

I'm not going to say with my chest like

7:27

normally I'm very decisive as you

7:29

know, Stephen, very, very decisive. But

7:31

on this one, they can because it's a divisional

7:34

game. You know division opponents. They

7:36

know you better than anybody kind of like us.

7:38

We're like a family.

7:40

We sit across from each other. I know what you're about to say.

7:42

I know you look. I don't know

7:43

what I'm about to say. I'm not going to say it because

7:46

you don't know what I was about to say. But go ahead. You

7:50

have no idea what I was about to say. But go ahead, Wendy.

7:53

Go ahead. Thanksgiving.

7:56

Happy Thanksgiving.

7:59

Happy Thanksgiving.

8:00

Family program, everyone

8:03

at home, happy Thanksgiving. I spent two hours earlier

8:05

trying

8:06

to control myself from all that laughter.

8:09

Get up with that. Whatever food's gonna get up. Now

8:11

we bringing it all over here. OK? Now

8:13

listen, I'm in a very festive

8:16

mood. I'm not giving it. You are always

8:18

in a festival. You're in a festival. Listen,

8:20

listen. I'm coming down. I'm

8:22

swimming down. I understand that. But we know

8:24

that don't apply today. No, it doesn't

8:27

apply today. Because let me tell you something. You

8:29

can't stand in your face. Because let me tell you. Thank

8:31

you. I know. Thank you. Let me tell you something.

8:33

Come 1201. Come 1201, I'm

8:35

gonna be on the first thing

8:36

smoking a body. You feel

8:38

me? You gonna beat me? I will beat you. Oh,

8:41

yeah, I'm gonna beat you. OK, listen. She's

8:44

like, Tom, what's up, baby? What's up, Tom? Listen,

8:47

listen. I look to the common.

8:49

Listen, I love you, Steven. You're Steven

8:51

A. Sis, but I'm about to smoke him about the

8:53

studio, OK? So let me tell you. But

8:55

get back to the question. There's no

8:57

way in the world a commander's gonna do anything to the

8:59

Cowboys today. One thing that we know about the Cowboys,

9:02

the Cowboys feasts on bad

9:04

teams. OK, they feasts on bad teams. That's

9:07

right. They feast on bad teams. I'm the objective

9:10

of you, Mom. And listen, Sam

9:12

Howell, he's put up numbers. They

9:14

throw the ball all over the place. But I think

9:17

this is a bad matchup for the Commanders. Because

9:19

the one thing that the Dallas Cowboys do

9:21

is they pressure the quarterback. If

9:24

you got a young quarterback who don't

9:26

have much of a run game in the first place,

9:29

who's asked to sling the ball all over the field

9:31

against Michael Parsons and company,

9:33

that's what you gotta look forward to on Thanksgiving

9:36

Day. That is not a good matchup. And

9:39

listen, that's not the best quarterback

9:41

in the league. But he's probably playing the best quarterback

9:44

in the National League. And they

9:46

win at home. They defend home. They do. They win at

9:48

home. Yeah.

9:50

In Burley?

9:52

I still want to know. What

9:55

was Steve Vay about to say? You know what? Steve

9:58

Vay, he's not acting.

9:59

Out of order cuz of his little get up today

10:03

And we don't need to see the watch is blinding

10:05

me bro. So I get it like

10:08

like Like

10:11

first of all I think Steve may turn down the

10:13

temperature in the studio. I did not

10:15

a match what no Molly

10:18

you had a Molly she can't take the heat

10:21

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Best,

12:01

best, best of going

12:02

two and one last week. Happy Thanksgiving, Joe.

12:04

Happy

12:07

Thanksgiving to me. Happy Thanksgiving to

12:09

that velour tracksuit he's

12:11

got on today. My sole purpose in life

12:13

is to work hard enough so I

12:15

can dress like that on TV. Mwah,

12:17

looks beautiful, my man. Thanks a lot, my brother.

12:20

I appreciate you, bro. I appreciate you. All

12:22

right,

12:22

let's start with the game in Ann Arbor. What's

12:24

the best play at Michigan Host Ohio State?

12:26

Okay. I'm

12:29

laying the points with Michigan in this matchup. I

12:31

think the price is cheap. Two weeks ago,

12:33

three weeks ago, this was Michigan minus six

12:35

and a half. What happened here? Is

12:37

it that game against Maryland? That was

12:39

to be expected. Michigan was coming off a huge

12:41

game against Penn State. They have a huge game

12:43

coming up against Ohio State. Of course, they're

12:46

gonna be a little bit flat against Maryland. Fuck,

12:48

guys, haven't been good on the road this season. Five

12:50

road games, they've covered one point spread

12:52

in that stretch. This game is all about physicality.

12:55

Michigan brings the physicality to the table.

12:58

Ohio State does not. I'm laying the points

13:00

with the Wolverines. I'm not gonna go against

13:02

the Wolverines in this one. I'm gonna go

13:04

with the Ohio State, but because I know the

13:07

Wolverines got a lot to prove, but I think

13:09

the Ohio State's got a lot to prove as well, because they've

13:11

been smacked around the last two years. At

13:13

some point in time, you got to respond

13:16

to the bully. You were bullying Michigan for

13:18

years. They got the better of you the last two

13:20

years. You wanna stand up and say, yo,

13:22

we ain't going for this. Michigan might win the

13:24

game, but I think it's gonna be a thriller. It's gonna

13:27

be possibly a one-point game. That's

13:29

the way I'm looking at it, Joe. I'm gonna take Ohio

13:32

State with this one. How

13:34

about them apples? All right, let's transition to the NFL

13:36

game today, starting with the Tigers

13:38

and the Lions. What's the

13:40

play here, Joe? There

13:43

are a lot of ways to attack my game. I think

13:45

the best approach is to play the Lions in the

13:47

first half of this matchup.

13:49

Green Bay has been a very slow

13:51

starting football team this season. They

13:53

ranked 31st in first half scoring.

13:55

They're only scoring five points per first

13:58

half. Now, from time to the issue,

13:59

Jones, their best offensive player,

14:02

is out for this game today. So they're probably

14:04

going to get off to a slower start

14:05

than normal. Meanwhile, Detroit

14:07

starts fast. They're averaging about 15 points

14:10

per game in the first half. That's sixth in the

14:12

NFL. Based on how sloppy they played

14:14

against Chicago last week, I think you get a

14:16

great effort from Dan Campbell's crew today. I

14:19

agree with you there. They got to make up for the sloppy

14:21

performance they had against Chicago. And by

14:24

the way, I think everybody was getting a little carried

14:26

away with the love for love, as in joy and

14:28

love. I think that lasts for about six days,

14:30

or actually five days. It ends

14:32

now. I think that's Detroit handles

14:35

business.

14:35

You two are commanding Joe like

14:38

Mr. Long here.

14:40

We're going to go with the player prop here. I think CD

14:43

Lamb's going to have a huge day. So we're

14:45

going to play

14:45

him over 102 and a half receiving yards. This

14:49

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14:51

bet. It pays out plus 122. So

14:54

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15:00

opposing wide receivers. They've given up more

15:02

receiving yards to opposing wide receivers than anyone

15:04

in the business.

15:05

EJ Brown, Twink, Dreyk

15:07

London, Steph Stiggs, Nikkei

15:09

Metcalf,

15:09

DJ Moore, all went for more

15:12

than 110 yards against his defense. I

15:14

think CD Lamb has a huge day today. Easily.

15:17

You're nothing to... I have no comeback for that

15:19

whatsoever. This is the easiest bet that

15:21

I have, for crying out loud. CD Lamb

15:23

all day, every day with this one. Especially since

15:26

him and Dak Press gotta have been connected even more

15:28

and more and more. All right. Finally,

15:29

in the nightcap Joe, what's the best

15:31

bet for Niner Seahawks?

15:35

Low

15:35

scoring game. I go under 43 and a half. It

15:37

just kicked out from 44 and a half in

15:40

the last half hour or so. Primetime

15:42

unders have been extremely profitable this season.

15:44

So we'll go ahead and jump

15:45

on that train here. The

15:46

adults coming into this game very fanged

15:48

up on offense. And in addition to that,

15:51

they struggle against this Niner defense.

15:53

Three games against them last year, they averaged

15:55

just 14 points per game in those three

15:58

matchups.

15:59

They're average to

16:01

below average defending the run. That's what

16:03

San Francisco wants to do Especially when they play

16:05

on the road you can run the ball you can control

16:07

the tempo you can grind the clock you keep

16:09

Gino Smith On the sideline. I like this to

16:11

be a low scoring game under 43 and a half.

16:14

I disagree I'm gonna go over 43 and a

16:16

half I think San Francisco's

16:18

gonna put up at least 30 and

16:20

I can back instead of being assumed Seattle

16:22

might find a way to Catch get 15 point.

16:25

I'm thinking 45 over. I'm gonna go with the

16:27

open this one over 43 and a half

16:29

jump All right, Joe here

16:31

every week

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to help winning some money live from Vegas

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18:23

mean we need to know the name of that

18:25

brother that fell in his head.

18:27

What was his name? Don't

18:36

do it. I mean we got to find out that name right

18:38

there. He has a family. Hey hey hey, he's playing basketball.

18:41

He's playing basketball. He's playing basketball. This

18:44

is Thanksgiving. We're trying

18:46

to be in a festival. He's

18:49

trying to find his name right now. That

18:52

just got the wind side more. You

18:58

know how bad

19:00

it is right when you just sit down. He

19:02

knew it was over. He knew it was over. It's

19:05

like you grabbing the seat. Well damn. He's

19:07

laughing. He's laughing. It all happened.

19:10

I'm gonna let it. He sat down. He sat

19:12

down. Look at that. He just grabbed the

19:14

seat. He just grabbed the seat. That's bad. That's

19:17

a bad move Caleb but I'm just saying that brother

19:19

that you put on his head.

19:21

Usually your knees get buckled. He put him on

19:23

his head. He did. I'm

19:25

just saying. We got to find out that name. I want

19:27

the name of that person that was sitting down. By

19:30

the way, Molly, did

19:33

you break one of your rules that you had set

19:35

when Molly was out?

19:39

Oh yeah. He

19:42

was a tyrant.

19:43

You were adamant about that.

19:46

He was a tyrant. But

19:48

there's an explanation.

19:50

I make the rules. I

19:52

mean I'm following. Go ahead. I'm

19:56

Stephen

19:58

A. I'm Stephen A.

19:59

Anthony Edwards dropped 31

20:02

points in the Minnesota Timberwolves.

20:04

Another one. Another

20:06

one. D.J. Callan! Jeff

20:09

Brolin picking

20:10

up the win over the 76ers without Joe Ellensby.

20:13

The D will currently support the best record

20:15

in the West. Efair, are

20:17

you on the Minnesota bandwagon? I'm on it like

20:19

that. Listen, listen. I'm

20:21

on the Anthony Edwards bandwagon.

20:24

I'm not sold. I don't care. I

20:26

understand that you're going to have Rudy

20:29

go big and Carl Anthony's down

20:31

in the lineup and that's formidable when

20:33

you have to deal with the likes of

20:35

Nicole Eokett and the Denver Nuggets.

20:38

I get that part because Eokett is just

20:40

that you can't jump onto a curb and you can't stop. I didn't

20:42

see anything like it. You can't stop, but he's brilliant.

20:45

He's an unbelievable player. But

20:47

outside of that, I find it hard

20:49

to believe that that's going to work

20:52

for you. Anthony Edwards,

20:54

ladies and gentlemen, this

20:56

brother is a superstar in the making.

20:59

He's got it written all over him. I'm

21:01

telling you right now, after over 25 a game, coming

21:04

at an NBA body athleticism

21:06

off the charts, improving his perimeter

21:08

shot, this kid is a star. And

21:11

he's going to be a superstar. And oh, by

21:13

the way, got the swag with his game.

21:16

You understand that you walk through the turnstiles

21:19

just to see this brother play. Anthony

21:21

Edwards is the real deal. And

21:23

oh, by the way, did y'all see? Yes, to Georgia.

21:26

James Dunn, James Dunn. Let

21:28

me tell you something right now. Have

21:31

y'all seen him act in

21:33

the movie with Adam Sandler? LeBron and them

21:36

producers? Let me tell you something. The

21:39

brother, Anthony Edwards is special. But

21:41

is he better than you, though? Is he

21:43

a better actor than you, though? I wouldn't go

21:45

that far. I wouldn't go that

21:46

far. I mean, I'm still working on it. Stephen A. is not

21:48

the best actor. I'll have my people

21:51

talk to your people. You

21:53

know who you're mommy on the floor? She's

21:55

right there. I'm not the best actor. Your

21:58

mom is Wayne Wade. Say what? He reminded me

22:00

of Dwayne Wade. No, he

22:02

was like, as far as like physicality. Yes.

22:06

Cause Dwayne Wade, but Anthony Edwards

22:08

was more athletic than Dwayne

22:11

Wade. Now Dwayne Wade is just a champion,

22:13

a hall of fame, a phenomenon and all that stuff and

22:16

an assassin, a friendly

22:18

assassin. Dwayne Wade, you smile on your face, hug you

22:20

and open and didn't kill you. I mean, this is what Dwayne Wade do to you.

22:22

I'm familiar with that. That's right. But

22:25

Anthony Edwards,

22:26

Oh my Lord. This, that, that's

22:29

brother. Yeah. He, I'm a thing. So

22:32

I'm a thing you walk through the turn side, ladies

22:34

and gentlemen, everybody put the

22:37

basketball world needs to be on notice.

22:39

This brother, Anthony Edwards is

22:41

coming. I'm telling you right now, he

22:43

going to win you a playoff series and he is

22:46

going to be a superstar

22:48

in this game. This brother is

22:50

special,

22:51

special. All right.

22:53

Who's coming in the AFC? That's where we're going now. Don't

22:56

forget we got football today on this thing. After

22:58

impressive victory over the bangles on Thursday

23:01

night and achieved loss to the Eagles on Monday

23:03

night, Lamar Jackson, the Ravens currently the

23:05

top seed in the AFC, Baltimore sports,

23:08

the top point differential in the AFC scoring

23:10

their opponents by 127. The

23:12

fight for the top in the AFC continues on

23:15

with the Ravens currently boasting the best record

23:17

in the conference. All three other division leaders

23:19

sitting at seven and three, including the chief,

23:22

who have the best chance to finish with the one

23:24

key that according to ESPN

23:26

analytics, Kimberly, who do you think

23:29

needs the top seed in the AFC more?

23:31

Is it the Ravens or the chief? Well,

23:33

Molly, the answer is the chief

23:36

are the chief, um, because

23:38

we have actual proof that

23:40

Patrick Mahomes is amazing

23:44

at home. He is 10 and two at

23:46

home in the playoffs over his career, 36 and 10 record

23:49

on the road for his career. He's

23:51

never, he's rarely ever on the road. And

23:54

think about arrowhead. Think about what it is like to

23:56

play in that environment, even covering games

23:58

there, see this even. covering games at

24:00

Arrowhead. It's so

24:03

loud, it is deafening. That

24:05

is a distinct advantage that

24:08

when I think of NFL stadiums, it's like

24:10

Seattle, the 12th man, Arrowhead,

24:12

like it's something different. I

24:16

think people will point to Lamar Jackson

24:18

has never been to, you know, he doesn't

24:20

have that many playoff wins. I think

24:22

he's one in three. Yeah,

24:25

one or three. So the idea is like, well,

24:27

clearly the Baltimore Ravens need to be at home,

24:29

but we have seen Patrick Mahomes rarely

24:32

ever have to go on the road with

24:34

Lamar and the Baltimore Ravens. I think

24:37

with their improved defense, I don't think, I don't think home

24:39

field advantage will affect them as

24:41

much because they don't have the inherent advantages that

24:44

Arrowhead brings.

24:45

Go ahead. Yeah, I'm going to go with it. I'm going

24:47

to go with the Chiefs. We

24:49

haven't, I mean, we haven't even seen Patrick Mahomes in

24:51

the playoffs, like outside of the area like that.

24:54

I

24:55

think that

24:56

the deficiencies that you see on the Chiefs

24:59

offense, we saw it glaringly against

25:01

Philadelphia Eagles, these receivers, can you

25:03

imagine that on the road? I mean, you're playing at home

25:05

and you have that and you go into a playoff

25:07

environment on the road. I

25:09

think it will be even more detrimental for the

25:12

Kansas City Chiefs. Patrick Mahomes, I think they need

25:14

more, need more on

25:16

offense. I think

25:18

this year, yes. The way they're

25:21

playing, Molly, they're

25:23

averaging less points per game in the

25:25

second half than the New York Jets. Think

25:28

about that. They've been shut out three times

25:31

in the second half this year. Last three games.

25:33

Let's forget shut out in the

25:35

second half. That is not going to cut

25:37

it this year for the

25:39

kid Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs.

25:41

So I think Baltimore Ravens, it doesn't

25:44

matter with Baltimore. I think they can go

25:46

anywhere. You can make the

25:49

case that Baltimore should be undefeated, to be honest

25:51

with you. But I think Patrick Mahomes

25:53

and this group of characters on offense,

25:56

they need home field advantage. Just as an aside,

25:59

what we... We were talking about earlier that player

26:01

that got put on his ass. His

26:04

name is Olivia Comm

26:15

was from Finland. Okay, you know what? So what

26:17

school Maryland buddies from Finland? Okay born another

26:20

court born in Finland Yeah, you got you

26:22

put on your hands like that. Yeah, we got no you are

26:29

I mean it's important. I mean we all got to

26:32

deal with it. No, it's not the

26:34

end of the world He'll

26:38

do you know he'll recover but but you

26:40

got he got crossed over and sat down.

26:42

Okay, Olivia come boo That's

26:44

what I'm gonna

26:47

get that out the way now. Let's get to the Ravens I

26:49

think the Ravens

26:50

need it because

26:52

when you're one and three in the postseason,

26:54

which Lamar Jackson is I

26:56

think that at some point in time having all

26:58

of that assistance at home Even though he's always play up games

27:00

at home having that home assistance really

27:02

really help personally speaking I'm kind of kind

27:05

of wishful thinking on my part that Kansas

27:07

City has to go on the road Yeah, because I want to see you

27:09

patching my homes on the road Okay,

27:15

so when we talk about elements of greatness that

27:17

you know We see what we know

27:20

that he's all time great at that phenomenal

27:23

But you want to see him under every condition you

27:25

haven't seen him under that condition So

27:27

it's wishful thinking on my part But when I think about

27:29

Lamar Jackson's couple of things that I want to throw out

27:31

to y'all right of the 25 all-pro quarterbacks

27:34

who's made at least four playoff series start

27:37

since the 1970 merger

27:39

Lamar Jackson has the worst playoff record

27:41

at one in three. All right his career in the play

27:44

his career in the playoffs You know, he's

27:46

rushed for three hundred and sixty seven yards in those

27:48

four games But passing wide just 56

27:51

percent completions three touchdowns

27:52

seven turnovers sack 19

27:54

times Okay, and the Ravens

27:57

haven't scored more than 20 points in his four

27:59

playoff start

27:59

He's 30 and 11 as a career

28:02

starter at home. So we

28:04

know what he can do, but when you point out these stats

28:07

that I just articulated and you combine

28:09

that with the importance of it being a playoff atmosphere

28:12

and you wanna see what you wanna see from him because

28:14

those are the elements of greatness that you're looking

28:16

for from Lamar Jackson. I

28:18

think the Ravens needed more.

28:22

Do I have more faith in

28:24

Patrick Mahomes on the road or

28:26

Lamar Jackson

28:27

on the road? Well, that's a great question. I

28:30

would say Patrick Mahomes. Well, here's a great question

28:32

because he said, I wish for thinking

28:34

that Patrick Mahomes would be on the road. I

28:37

haven't seen it.

28:38

Can he do it when you talk about greatness? That's what we're talking

28:40

about with Patrick Mahomes. That's why I feel like Steven,

28:42

you almost argued what you

28:45

said almost makes more sense that the Chiefs need

28:47

it more because we don't see Patrick

28:49

in these situations. We don't know

28:51

how he will fare in these situations. You

28:53

assume that he'll do well. And also

28:55

your stats with Lamar, I get it career-wise,

28:57

but this year in 2023, the numbers

29:00

are home and away. Pretty

29:02

similar, like six touchdowns at home on the road.

29:04

I understand playoffs are different. But when

29:07

we're talking about the 2023 Ravens, the

29:09

reason, Deewood, that we are so confident

29:11

in them that they are not the same team that they

29:14

once were. Their roster is completely different.

29:16

Lamar is playing better. We've seen

29:18

them, but let me ask you this. We've seen them

29:20

win.

29:21

Yeah.

29:22

Okay. But they win most

29:24

convincingly at home. So

29:28

what I'm saying is I'm noticing

29:30

that. I'm taking what you're saying about the Ravens.

29:33

And I'm not dismissing your point about me with Kansas

29:35

City, because you're right. You could easily

29:37

take my argument and say, that's supportive of Kansas

29:39

City needing home court of engine. But what I'm saying

29:41

is in the end, we lament the state

29:44

of affairs with the receivers because they can't

29:46

catch the damn ball, 26 drops on the season.

29:48

But in the same breath, we're not questioning

29:50

Mahomes. We're not questioning Kelsey. And

29:53

we're not questioning their ability to potentially

29:55

find a way because of the greatness of those two individuals

29:57

with Andy

29:58

Reid calling places, showing by.

29:59

other way, you know, because again, when you guys

30:02

drop the pad, they don't drop those passes. We're not lamenting

30:04

their offense because we're not looking at Andy

30:06

Reed and saying Eric, the enemy not being there is

30:08

affecting him negatively. We're seeing the play calling

30:11

and we're seeing how productive they can be. It's

30:13

just that these receivers ain't catching the damn ball.

30:15

In the case of the Baltimore Ravens, we've

30:18

seen a team that performed one way

30:20

during the regular season and not necessarily

30:22

show compost season. So to me,

30:24

watching them in Baltimore, looking

30:27

at Lamar Jackson and saying you need

30:29

all the support

30:29

you can get because Patrick Mahomes

30:32

can always fall back to I'm

30:34

tried and proven. I'm a two time Super

30:36

Bowl champion. I kind of know how to do this.

30:39

We are looking to see if Lamar

30:41

Jackson does. So one thing I want to

30:43

go back to something that you said, I think, um,

30:47

will be a key part to Patrick Mahomes

30:49

legacy. Yeah. You talk about going on the road. Yeah.

30:51

That's always something that, you know, when we

30:53

talk about at the end of the day, when we

30:55

talk about their legacy, okay, we've noted Patrick

30:57

Mahomes played in five straight as

30:59

you know, home AFC championship games,

31:02

but doing it on the road is a totally

31:05

different animal and being, you

31:07

know, with only one, one, you know,

31:09

the number one seed getting the home for the band and the rest

31:12

got to, you know, basically got to go through, go on the road.

31:15

If Patrick Mahomes able to do that, imagine

31:19

now where his legacy goes doing

31:21

something like that. So just for my curiosity,

31:24

I would like to see Patrick Mahomes and she's not

31:26

beating the one seed and do it the long, hard way.

31:29

Their schedules a lot easier the rest of the way than

31:31

the Ravens. True. That is true.

31:32

Ravens have the third most difficult schedule remaining.

31:35

No, you know, by the way, just as an aside,

31:38

you know, um, I'm

31:41

kind of a great dad. You know,

31:43

I love being a daddy and you know,

31:45

when you're not working in the holidays, it would be

31:47

nice to,

31:48

you know, hear from your beautiful daughters, happy

31:50

Thanksgiving. Daddy, we love you. See you

31:52

later today.

31:54

What does my daughter Samantha do?

31:56

Tell Molly I said happy Thanksgiving.

31:59

What about me? Hi

32:02

Samantha, hi for Thanksgiving.

32:03

What about me? What

32:06

about me? She'll see

32:08

you later. I shouted her out, her acting

32:11

skills. She's the real actress in the family. She

32:14

is. You're just trying

32:16

to catch up. She's like actuailly. She's

32:20

like legit legit. She's

32:22

crying the other day. And

32:24

then I gave her what she asked for. And the tears

32:26

just weren't even there. Oh well. I

32:30

guess that was a performance. She really does

32:32

act though. I guess that was a

32:34

performance.

32:36

I wonder where she gets it from. Putting on

32:38

performances. Pouting to get their

32:41

way. I wonder where she got that from.

32:42

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33:17

Hey, no jumping around

33:19

today. I ain't got the jumping around

33:21

today. That's Thanksgiving baby. Here's

33:24

a different day today. Understand,

33:27

I know that I've been on this health tip and all that

33:29

other stuff. Uh

33:30

oh. I'm working

33:32

on my stuff. I'm working

33:34

on my stuff right now. But here's why

33:37

I just opened my jacket. Here's why

33:38

I have to show you the bill. Here's

33:40

why I have to show you. I'm

33:42

getting a seat. Because everything

33:44

that I've been doing for the last few months gone right

33:46

off the window today. I'm just saying,

33:49

give it baby. I promise your brothers

33:51

gonna see you today at some point baby.

33:54

He's making no mistake about it. Top 5

33:57

list. Top 5 Thanksgiving food on

33:59

corn.

33:59

So why I want to hear about Kimberly

34:02

I want to hear about big daddy. I want to hear

34:04

about molly with her green So no My

34:09

top five Thanksgiving food

34:11

are you ready? Let's go to number five. We get to do right

34:13

now Whether

34:18

it's lots of mac and cheese what

34:20

is regular mac and cheese Cooking

34:25

the mac and cheese We've

34:28

all had bad mac well Macaroni

34:30

cheese, it's a bad thing. It's blasphemous

34:33

to have bad macaroni and cheese You

34:35

might as well get one of them crab boxes for crying

34:37

out like oh no the homemade mac

34:39

and cheese It fills y'all makes you feel

34:42

all good inside and outside You don't

34:44

give a damn about the world because mac and cheese

34:46

is it's the joint you got to have

34:49

that on Thanksgiving You can't go without

34:51

this don't give it to me right now Give it to me right

34:53

now Stop saying you know

34:55

I'm so you know I'm so the truth You

34:57

got to sprinkle that bad with me some onions

35:00

in it. It could be some cranberry in

35:02

it It could be a whole bunch of other stuff, but

35:04

damn it Thanksgiving is not

35:06

Thanksgiving without something Nah,

35:08

you gonna see how to hash it Cause

35:11

don't lay that for me You gonna be a bit close

35:14

But you get over it because that's what life

35:16

is all about You got to

35:18

have the something I got a special one

35:20

for you at number three though My mother God

35:23

rest her soul the most wonderful woman

35:25

I've ever known in my life Love

35:27

you mama. Let me tell you right now Top

35:29

three just right there Everybody in my

35:31

family knows Coke and nuts taught

35:34

Now Damien, Chibaly, my

35:37

mother would talk It'd

35:39

be like 20 people in the house And

35:41

she'd make coconut tarts like about 30

35:44

of them And she'd tell the world

35:47

at least 15 is for her baby boy Y'all

35:50

got to divide the other 15 any way you want it I

35:52

got to have the coconut talk for me

35:55

And my sister Carmen bless her soul

35:57

Try, have you ever seen a faggot

36:00

I love her, I love her. But she

36:02

still trying to get my mama's coat and her hot

36:04

down pack. Call me, you got a little bit of work to do.

36:06

And that one father, that one department,

36:09

she gonna try again today, yo. She gonna try to get

36:11

me, kind of roll up my sleeve for stuff like this, because

36:13

this is gonna start and just move me, okay? So

36:15

the number two on the list, please give it to me. Bam!

36:18

There you go, calling it. Cause ain't nobody make

36:21

cornbread like you, girl. I'm just thinking

36:23

about little bitches of cornbread and all

36:24

this stuff, Damien. And then I'll kill one

36:26

common cornbread, and I'm like, I'm gonna

36:29

go. You know what I'm saying? You got me,

36:31

it got me looking at everybody. You start judging

36:33

the people in your life. Do they need to be here? Cause you

36:35

don't cook cornbread like that. That's what you

36:38

start thinking. That's what you start thinking. When you get

36:40

cornbread like my sister Carmen

36:41

cooked that cornbread, okay? That's

36:43

number two on the list. But we all know

36:45

what's number one on the list. Give it to me right here, please.

36:47

This is just me, Damien. You might need

36:49

to hold terms. I don't need that. Give

36:52

me number one, dammit. Don't make me wait.

36:54

It's take you away.

36:56

Now a lot of people like, just the whole

36:58

turkey. That's nothing. You just

37:00

slice up the turkey, make a nice turkey sandwich.

37:03

All of that stuff. Now we don't need all that. The

37:05

wounds will bake.

37:08

He can't

37:09

be wet. And he's dripping. And

37:11

the skin is foggy. You

37:13

know what I mean? You don't want a tooth coat where

37:15

it's burnt and you're biting on it and you hurt your

37:18

tooth. Cause it's working. It's got to be just right.

37:21

You understand? It's got to be based just right.

37:23

With the right seasoning. Now don't forget to throw the paprika

37:26

on there. No paprika. That's not

37:28

a paprika. It's very, very, very

37:30

important. Along with my sister's sister's teeth,

37:32

and they're soft. You got to do all of

37:34

that, but at the end of the day, you want it light,

37:39

juicy, but not too wet. And

37:42

not dry, but

37:43

it's got to be light. It's a cookie.

37:46

It's a corn cornbread. It's a coconut

37:48

top. It's a stuffing. And

37:51

it's a mac and cheese. Jamie, what?

37:53

Give it to me, boy. Give it to

37:56

me.

37:56

No, it's just a hot cookie. Wait, but Jamie, you gotta

37:58

walk like it. You gotta, you gotta set up the lamp.

37:59

You gotta slap the arms, you gotta slap the, you gotta slap,

38:02

you gotta slap.

38:02

Now, you gotta see, oh, come on now. You

38:04

gotta step down, come on in here. Now, let's

38:07

just let everybody know, okay? This

38:09

is my holiday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This

38:11

is what I, this is what I. This baby, this is

38:13

my baby, baby. This is my time. This is

38:16

my time. Okay, this is my time. I'm gonna give you today's

38:18

list, okay? There's

38:19

a lot of things off for me. Oh, oh. Yeah,

38:22

a lot that's off for me, okay? First

38:24

of all, listen, first of all, me

38:26

personally, I don't even mess with stuff like that. Yeah,

38:29

bro. You? I don't.

38:31

Really? I don't. I was actually thinking

38:34

about you when I put this on. I know, see,

38:36

so when you looked at me when you was talking, talking

38:38

about stuff, I was literally

38:40

giving you a pump fake, because I didn't want the energy

38:42

to go down. I literally gave you the pump

38:45

fake, okay? But I don't rock with stuff

38:47

like that. You don't rock with stuff. I don't, I don't

38:49

listen. And see the coconut tart, see

38:51

the coconut tart?

38:52

That's a no-no for me. What? Because

38:55

I don't like coconut at all. That's you. See, see,

38:57

wifey, wifey, no. You

39:00

didn't even roll. You didn't even roll. I don't

39:02

even roll. I don't even roll like that, play.

39:04

I don't roll with the coconut tart. You don't know about momma's coconut tart. Mama's

39:06

coconut. I know, I'm not gonna talk. I'm not. Mama's

39:09

coconut. No, you see, listen, I

39:11

would never be the one that has taught mama's cooking.

39:13

I'm just saying, me, I don't mess with coconut. All

39:15

right, it's okay. So that's all it is. It's

39:18

all right. That's all it is. But I do have a

39:20

list. James, do we got that list?

39:23

Let's eat now. This is my

39:25

list, okay? This is my list. Coming

39:27

in at number five, banana

39:30

pudding, okay? Banana pudding.

39:32

And I don't use the vanilla way, but we

39:34

use different type of cookies, okay? We use different

39:36

type of cookies. Now, who's who? Huh?

39:39

Wait, who's we when you say we use a different

39:41

kind? Who's that? Well, let's just say my wife

39:44

uses it. Okay, okay. I don't make it. I

39:46

don't make it. But you know, but my

39:48

mama, God bless her soul, made the best

39:50

me out of pudding. Okay. So I'm standing

39:52

on all that business right now. Okay, number

39:54

four. Mama's first. Mama's

39:57

so special. Number four, that corn

39:59

pudding. Let me take something. See, for anybody out there

40:01

that don't know that corn flavor, it's

40:03

like a, it tastes like a dessert.

40:06

It tastes like a dessert, but you do it as a side

40:08

dish. And let me tell you something, it's

40:10

so, it's so off the chain. It'll make you slap

40:13

your mom. Okay. All

40:15

right. Okay. Now listen,

40:17

collard greens. I remember this. Not a

40:19

single green. Not a single vegetable in there. Come on then, not a single

40:21

vegetable. Number two. Number two. And

40:24

the yams. But I got mine with marshmallows. And I want to have

40:26

the marshmallows. And I want to have the marshmallow.

40:30

No, no, no. And

40:32

then number

40:35

one for me, number one for me,

40:38

I got to have the five cheese macaroni

40:40

and cheese. No, no, no, no. This

40:43

is where you messed up. You got me all messed

40:44

up here. When you have mac

40:46

and cheese down here, I'll be like, oh, Steven, thanks. You

40:49

can't go. You

40:50

can't go by the number one. You

40:54

can't go by the number one. Because you're

40:56

going to eat them all.

40:58

You ain't doing without any of them. So wait

41:00

a minute. Is this a list fluid? Is this

41:02

fluid? Oh, it's fluid. Okay. The

41:05

point that I'm making is, yeah. Your order doesn't really matter to

41:07

me. The order doesn't really matter to me because

41:09

you're eating it all. Okay. Okay.

41:13

Okay. But you know what I say? There's

41:15

none left for you of one of these. Which one would you be most

41:17

mad

41:17

about? For me personally, the coconut pie. Coconut

41:20

pie. But you know what? You and I might

41:22

actually get along before the turkey wing. Because

41:25

come here, always be saving the turkey wings

41:28

for me. So yeah. I was with

41:29

you back. Absolutely. I like

41:32

turkey

41:32

wings. I like turkey wings. You can't just keep

41:34

the things you said, yeah,

41:35

yeah, yeah. I'm sure you were. The point that I'm trying to make

41:37

for you is that with the stuff that is something you're

41:40

right. You got the stuff I can't believe

41:42

that you got, you don't have stuff in over there. That person.

41:44

That person. You want me to tell you what else I

41:46

have a problem with your list? What's that? Two

41:48

puddings.

41:50

They'll get one. Those

41:52

girls. No, you got to. See, I have a

41:54

sweet tooth. No, no, no, no. I'm a sweetheart.

41:56

Here's what I mean by that. If you're pudding

41:58

pudding, all right.

42:00

it's gonna look the same a lot of people you

42:03

got two puddings on me you gotta pick

42:05

one is what I'm saying you can eat both one

42:09

for the crew dessert, one for the side dish, you

42:11

got to pick one is all I'm trying to say

42:13

for the top five if

42:18

I pick one I'm walking off the set and I'll both wait oh

42:22

by the way you talk to collard greens well damn it

42:24

everybody know about that's that's both

42:26

collard greens no but not everybody can

42:28

make the collard greens the right way Steven,

42:30

what? hey let me tell you something we

42:33

all own the get up they

42:35

put a picture of them I don't even know if they were collard

42:37

greens yeah they were like a tall size it

42:39

was sales, it was disappointed it was I was so I was like

42:41

I don't want to have to take a picture of the collard

42:44

greens at the house for everybody to know it's very

42:46

very it's a side that happens to you I

42:48

got this y'all look calm as cornbread

42:51

see I need law cannot

42:53

wait can I speak the common word wait calm as common

42:56

go ahead I need to I need to

42:58

sample this food okay it's blowing up I

43:00

need to sample this I

43:03

say there's a first time for everything

43:05

in this November I'm sorry I'm

43:07

sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

43:10

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm

43:12

sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

43:15

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm

43:17

sorry I'm sorry I

43:20

can'tede

43:35

I'm sorry I just want to say thank

43:38

you to our entire team here everybody

43:40

that's on the show that contributes makes

43:44

it so much fun and everyone behind the scenes we're

43:46

so blessed and

43:47

so lucky so lucky to get to this everyday we

43:49

couldn't do it without the folks behind the camera doing

43:51

the things that they do and of course everybody

43:53

that contributes to the show all of you and of

43:56

course the matriarch of the show enjoy

43:58

this moment I couldn't do it

43:59

without

44:03

you. I said something nice. Okay.

44:05

Thank you. I'll hang on to that.

44:07

So what's the plan for today? We're gonna eat, eat, go,

44:10

go, go. Come meal after this.

44:12

Like I said, I'm looking at the clock

44:15

right there. Right.

44:19

No, we will be here. Stephen

44:21

and I'll be back here tomorrow. Dan or lost.

44:23

He's gonna be here. I'm not sure

44:24

of the whole lineup. But join us in the morning to

44:26

hear wonderful

44:27

holiday. Everyone paid for the food.

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