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This is a Global Player
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original podcast. Welcome
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to this episode of Dirty Mother Pucker. I'm
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your host Anna Whitehouse, the founder of Mother
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Pucker. And it is, who is it? Polly
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Hazelwood. There she is. I am here. Say
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your name, say your name. Coming
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up, we're going to be talking
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to the brilliant Shakira Akaboosi. She's
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going to be talking about the
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pre- the post-natal period. That moment
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where you feel like you're losing
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control, losing maybe your
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mind, losing yourself a bit. How to
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get back to yourself, how to find
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that resilience, that strength. So
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I have been quite angry
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of late. You know this, right?
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Quite, quite angry. Just like, and I
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said to Polly the other day, I said, I'm
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just feeling the weight of the world at the
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moment. Like it's all just a bit much. I
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feel like I'm sort of sharing that weight a
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little bit with you. Totally. A little bit. Hand in
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the air. And I said to
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Polly the other day, I was quite, you
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know, I'd like to say self-reflective of my
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mood of late. And I said, I
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feel like one of those wind-up toys, you know, just
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wind it up and it's just hurtling towards a cliff
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edge. And Polly just went
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too over eagerly. Yeah, absolutely. That's how you
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are. Yeah, that's exact. And I looked at
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her and I was like, sorry, you agree too much
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there? She's like, no, no, no, not at all, not
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at all. My boyfriend said at the moment, you're a
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little bit like, you know, there's
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radiators that's sort of whistling and you just ease the
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tension. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was like. Again, do
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we think that's a good parallel to draw? No, I
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don't think it is. Looking at it, he goes, oh,
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I'm taking it back. Take it back. No, as you
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were, as you were. I love
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how he is now in your life. Yeah,
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he actually rings you up and goes, I've made a massive
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mistake with this one. I'm like, babe, you're on
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your own now. Yeah, you've got this. I've passed the
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bat on and you're all right. It's part of your
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training. Yeah, just take those stabilizers off and I'll give
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you a big old push and off you go. You'll
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be fine. She's not coming back to me. No, never.
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But the thing is the subtext of all of this
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I went to bed two nights ago
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and I had a dream where
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I lived. It's actually a great dream I hate
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people talking about their dreams normally, but just bear
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with me I had
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a dream that I moved into a commune
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with a friend Mimi Polly and a couple
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of others and We
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moved in this commune. It was beautiful Like
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luscious grounds amazing house like
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everything was working beautifully and
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I just said to Polly, would you mind plucking
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the carrots from the patch? Could you just could
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you just get some carrots? We need them for dinner. I Asked
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Polly about 20 times in my dream She
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could get the carrots from the patch and
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the carrot didn't materialize. I woke up honestly
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see like see this see thing Yeah, I
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can't I couldn't get the rage. It was
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like a mist and I said God
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she never got the carrots. Well,
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yeah, you're so seething You sent
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me a voice note about this
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dream and how absolutely furious you were
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with me I was like I felt like I'd done
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so I felt I had to go and take myself
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onto the naughty step Like I felt like I'd literally
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done something wrong. What did let me just listen back
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to that Telling I hope you
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well. I love you so much. It's
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I had a really intense dream last night that
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All of the good ones, you know, like
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you Al me me me I
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mean that's pretty much it There's
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a whole group of us who moved into
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a commune, you know the commune near where
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you live in suffer the detail I thought
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we moved in and I got
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so much rage at the moment. I
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woke up utterly furious with
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you like See things
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You hadn't Put the heritage
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carrots out of the patch Heritage
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carrots And I was
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like, please, we're not gonna have carrots In
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my dream I was going, please, where are
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the carrots? This is about four minutes
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bro Four minute message Like
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me just Sorry. Yeah, that's
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right. Obviously, that's not true. And
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you would have always contributed to
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the carrot retrieval. I know
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that. So she's to clear the
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air on that one on a dream that you weren't part
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of. And I love you. Thank you
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for that. I love you. I love you. Can
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I say I get messages like that on
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a daily basis, like 12 minute messages.
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Right. I've really, really, really furious with you
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last night. And here is all the reasons
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why in a message. And anyway,
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I do love you now. And that's part.
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But you know, like when I said I rang up
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to say, sorry for being so angry at you, I
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was still so angry with you all day. I
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couldn't shake it. I know you can't.
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I'm still angry with you. Look, I
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don't think I've lift. It's not lifted.
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I think there's always a bit of
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anger in you towards me, like always.
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Yeah. It's just always there. And it's OK. Yeah.
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We can breathe through it. Did I tell you my dream about
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you? No. My God,
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I can't really tell you this. So we were
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in a tiny little house with patio outside. Very
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different to my grandiose mansion. I'm
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dreaming of. Yeah. With heritage carrots. And no,
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little patio outside. And I dug it up
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and I put you inside it and then
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I buried you. What?
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That's the end. Buried you under the patio.
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When was this? Oh, it was after the
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dream about your heritage carrots. You're
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so dark. Beware. So
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we've got Shakira coming up, Shakira Akaboosi,
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and I can't wait to talk to
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her because she speaks so
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much sense about that postnatal period where,
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you know, you just handed a baby.
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Oh, my God. Zero roadmap. And you're
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like, good luck. So if you go,
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what am I supposed to do with
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this? And you're kind of OK
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for the first 24 hours because
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your hormones are so. that
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it kind of propels you into motherhood. Well, it's
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like that surge of adrenaline, isn't it? You don't
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know, well, you don't know at that stage what
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is going to happen from the following day onwards.
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Like you have no idea. So you're sort of
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just riding the adrenaline wave and it's all very
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exciting. And then you wake up and it's like,
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oh, oh God. This is my reality. It's just
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me and them. That's
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it. Okay, great. I remember waking up
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one morning, two days after
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giving birth, just thinking, I'm fine. Oh my
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God, why is everyone complaining about this? Yeah.
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Good God, I'm fine. Look at me fly. And I said to my partner,
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I was like, I'm just going to walk down the road. I
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literally just had a C-section. I was on high as
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a kite on drugs. And I was like, just going
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to go, do you know what? I
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think my eldest daughter needs a Milky Way. Do
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you know what? This is that thing. So you, I'm surprised you
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didn't get on a Boris bike and decided I knowed. And
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I was sat there in this cafe and
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I remember feeling that first bead of sweat
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like just meandering down my forehead. And
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my reality almost in the sort of, it
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was a really hot day. I
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had stitches, major
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abdominal surgery, which no one really
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recognizes or prepares you for. Can you imagine any
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other surgery where you'd be wheeled out 24 hours,
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that kind of surgery, they'd cut you open like
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a tin can. Oh yeah. You know, two days
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later, I'm a, you know, like with my Frappuccino
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thinking everything's fine. You know, the Milky Way in
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one hand and a baby in the other. And
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suddenly that reality, I remember the sweat came
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on and I started
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thinking, what are you doing here? You
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know, like, it was like, why are
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you here? How did you get here? Are
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you okay? Is this my life or is
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this? Yeah, no, I totally get it. I
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remember going home and we ended up having
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a nurse come back to us. She just
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looked at my mom and I as we
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walking out with these babies. And
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we'd just been given this like five second,
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I mean, honestly, five second tuition about
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how to insert a needle that's about 12
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inches long into your baby should they have
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this particular reaction. And I'm like,
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sorry. what as I'm holding the,
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you know, two car seats and then this
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needle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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fine. And then anyway, she'd obviously
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picked up on that and she ended up
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such a sweet lady coming home until one
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o'clock in the morning and organizing all our
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medication drawers for us because we had, I
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mean, they had both had like 12 medications
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at the time, but oh my
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Lord, if she hadn't, I don't know what I'd
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have done. Can you imagine me like a walking
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pharmacy disaster? Well, you just
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start losing all sense of
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time and space. You
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know, when people say good night, I
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remember just thinking, sorry, don't anyone, no one dare
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say to me good night, it is good luck.
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That is all I need right now, it is
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good luck. Good luck, you've got this baby. It's
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like you've got you in the sleep sheep in
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one hand, you are shushing like you've never shushed
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before. You are reading everything on the internet about
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why that infant isn't sleeping. And the reality is
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it comes back at you, slaps you in the
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face and go, because you've got a baby. Yeah.
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And the reality is they don't do that.
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There's nothing you can, it's the big thing in
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the middle of that. And then, you know, you
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get that, I think the loneliest
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I've ever felt was when my
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partner was sleeping and I was up with the baby.
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Like, I think that's when I started to,
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I hate saying words like lose your mind,
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so I think it's really not correct terminology,
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but you know, it's a bit
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like saying you need fixing postpartum. It's not you
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need fixing, you need understanding. It's not that you're
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losing your mind, but you are, I think, postnatally
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unraveling somehow. And it felt
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like no one was
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there to qualify those feelings of unraveling. If
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someone had just said, this is what
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you're gonna feel, when I say about a
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roadmap, I'm not talking about the baby, talking
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about the mother. Like, I wanted someone to
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say, you are gonna feel irrational rage towards
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your partner. You are gonna feel completely
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lost and lonely, probably the loneliest you've ever felt, even
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though you're with someone 24 seven. Yeah.
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You are gonna feel exhaustion like you've never felt, but
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it's gonna impact you in that you might not feel
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safe across the road. You know, things
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like that. I just needed a checklist of things.
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I would feel and I didn't feel like I got
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that. I agree with you to an extent, but I
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also think, my God, if anyone told me what was
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in store, I'd have been absolutely terrified. I don't know
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what, yeah, I don't know whether I'm going to do
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that. So you were just more of a head in
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the sand person. I was 100% head in the sand.
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I remember just pouncing. How's that worked out for you,
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mate? You know, it's just how
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I live my life. Denial. Head in sand. Just speak denial. See
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what happens, you know, in the next five minutes. That's kind of
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how I roll. Shall I just say, do you know who I
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want to ask in your life
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about if denial works? Yeah. It's
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your postman. I feel
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there's one person who
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could say, if I went up to him and if
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I just, sorry, what's his name? Do you know? Eddie.
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Let's go with Eddie. Eddie, sorry. You've
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obviously been postman for the last sort of
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years. Just tell us
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a few little snippets, a few little scenes along
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the way that you've come across. Well, I mean,
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back in the trenches, it would have been
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the Amazon guy. That poor guy, I
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mean, he would just... What did he see? Well,
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what didn't he see? He saw it
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all. I never had any clothes on, ever,
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apart from... What knickers? Well, those giant compression
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pants. I had a pair of those giant
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compression pants, but I had those, what do
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you call them? The suckers, the milk suckers.
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What's that called? Breast pump. Yeah. I had
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two of those on attached at all times.
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See, this is where denial doesn't serve you.
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The milk suckers. Even
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non-parents have that down. Breast pump. Okay.
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Well, there's a lot going on. Anyway,
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he would come to the door and he'd
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always have about 15, 16 different sort of
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packages. And I'd just open the door with
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these suction things on my boobs. And
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I'd just be like, just, yeah, anywhere. Put
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them in there. Yeah. Chuck those ones down
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there. Had he felt like, right. Yeah. Yeah.
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Like, yeah. That guy saw it
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all. Sometimes I'd be bouncing on those
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jimbals, you know? And I just have tears
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because it was a lonely time. And the
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tears, I used to think about this suctions
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on the boobs. I'm on
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the breast pump on the boobs. I'm there
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bouncing on this ball. And I'm sort of
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thinking about how the tears are like dripping
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in time with the bounces.
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