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let's get started. Hola

2:00

Alba and Berta, welcome to Conan O'Brien,

2:02

he's a fan. Oh, the pronunciation

2:04

of Berta was really good. How are you?

2:07

Thank you. Good. Who

2:09

is- We are getting sleepy, but

2:11

we are getting pumped. It's late where you

2:14

are, we'll wake up soon. Let

2:16

me ask you a quick question. Which one

2:18

of you is Alba? Alba? Okay,

2:20

Alba, you're on that side, and then you're

2:22

Berta, and are you- Berta.

2:25

Are you related? Yes. You're

2:27

related? Yes, we are twins. Oh,

2:29

you're twins? You're twins? Yeah. Wow,

2:33

very cool. Nice to meet you. You

2:36

couldn't tell they're identical. They

2:39

look exactly- They don't look exactly, they don't

2:41

look completely identical. They don't look too usual.

2:43

Yeah. Yeah, I mean,

2:45

sometimes, I think if twins usually

2:47

wear their hair exactly the same,

2:50

so there's no confusion, there's twins. Exactly. I

2:52

see. And that threw me off. We also

2:54

dress the same, they dress the same. Yes, yes. I'm

2:57

glad you don't do that, you each have your own style. It's

3:00

just that, it's just the twins from

3:02

the Kubrick movie. Just- True.

3:05

They're just so weird. Yeah. There's

3:08

just no way of knowing if you're twins,

3:10

if you're not dressed like that. Right.

3:13

Right. So do you ever have a-

3:15

does that elevator ever open and just blood comes out? Has it

3:17

ever happened? No, no. It's

3:20

not happened to us, thank God. Okay,

3:22

so Alba, Berta.

3:25

You're twins and you live in, you're in Spain.

3:27

Which part of Spain are you in? In

3:31

Catalonia, in Catalonia, yeah, near

3:33

Barcelona. Barcelona. Do

3:35

you say Barcelona or do you say

3:37

Bar-th-al-ona? We say Barcelona.

3:39

Good, because I always think when people

3:41

go, no, Bar-th-al-ona, that they're just having

3:43

fun with me. I don't think

3:45

anyone actually says it that way. Yeah, I think,

3:47

I think, yeah, yeah. Okay. And

3:50

tell me about yourselves. What do you do? What do

3:52

you like to do? What

3:54

can I do for you? How can I make your lives better?

3:58

Yeah, so we- live

4:00

together. We just

4:03

recently moved our parents

4:05

house and I'm a

4:10

pharmacist and I'm

4:12

an architect and we would

4:14

like you to maybe

4:17

embark in a journey how to be

4:19

more chill because I

4:21

think that's the most important and

4:24

spontaneous thing that we did. It's

4:26

like say okay we can record

4:28

today uh 11 o'clock

4:30

with nine hours of

4:33

scheduling. We are never like that

4:35

spontaneous so maybe we can work

4:38

together to be more chill because

4:40

I think we

4:43

are not uh achieved

4:45

at all and it's

4:48

in our bucket list, summer list. Your

4:50

bucket list is to be more chill

4:52

and you decided to reach out

4:57

to Conan O'Brien for

5:00

lessons on how to... We

5:03

thought maybe we could do

5:05

it together you know like

5:07

solidarity. Yes oh I see

5:09

so you think maybe I'm not

5:11

chill is that it and that maybe the

5:13

three of us together could learn how to

5:15

be chill? It's called

5:17

you know Conan and the Chill Chums. Oh

5:20

that yeah well that's just I

5:22

think that's kind of a joke uh because

5:24

I'm not you guys these guys are more

5:26

chill than I am well not Matt so

5:28

much. We're the Chill Chums. No I know

5:30

but Sona you're very very chill. I'm chill.

5:33

Yeah yeah um a little too much so

5:35

um and then Matt would

5:37

be a little... I'm like type B plus.

5:39

Yeah and then um... That's

5:41

not a chill answer. That's

5:43

why I'm B plus. But

5:46

I have to say Spanish not

5:48

chill is American chill you guys

5:50

seem pretty chill. Yeah maybe you're

5:52

just comparing yourselves to other people

5:54

in Spain who are all very

5:56

chill is that possible? That's that's

5:58

that's true. I think

6:00

we are chill, but we are

6:02

not spontaneous person. We're

6:05

talking about maybe people

6:07

say like, hey,

6:09

I'm free now, let's

6:11

get some beer. And

6:14

we are like, no, no, no, no, you

6:16

have to book us in advance like one

6:18

more day, two more

6:20

days. Wait a minute, that's not very

6:22

true. Yeah, that is. You're right. Guys,

6:24

guys. I can do that. Ladies,

6:27

ladies. That

6:29

is way too much. You can't be saying, no, no,

6:32

you have to book an appointment

6:34

in advance. It's just not your work.

6:37

Yes, I understand that if you're an

6:39

architect, I understand it if you're a

6:41

pharmacist. And by the

6:43

way, Alba, can

6:46

you write prescriptions? Oh, no. No,

6:50

in a space, it doesn't work like that.

6:52

We don't write prescriptions, we just give it

6:54

to them, but we need doctor's prescriptions. But

6:56

he can do it under the counter. No,

6:58

we can do that. Yeah,

7:01

I think. Well, friends and family. Yeah.

7:05

Thank you, thank

7:08

you, Berta, for clearing things up. Yes,

7:10

I would just say if there was a way that I

7:12

could get, it's not

7:14

crazy stuff, it's just, if

7:17

you really want me to be chill, I'm gonna

7:19

need a little help, that's all. Exactly. Yeah. Okay.

7:23

So, yeah, just basically Klonopin

7:25

and some. A

7:28

lot of Klonopin. And

7:32

then, Benzedrine. I

7:35

don't see how. You don't see it?

7:37

Oh, right, because we're talking publicly. Yes, yes,

7:39

of course, not appropriate, and

7:42

it won't happen. But, no,

7:45

you both need your young, very

7:48

attractive people. You should be

7:50

enjoying your lives. And it's

7:52

very important that you learn to relax and

7:55

be more spontaneous. You're living in

7:58

this beautiful country. It's

8:00

vibrant. There's so much that

8:02

you should be doing. You need to learn to

8:05

just go. Why don't you test it out

8:07

with them? Ask them for a beer right now. Alba,

8:11

Berta, I just came to town. Would

8:13

you like to have a beer? I

8:16

have to check with my Google Calendar

8:18

and see. My who?

8:22

It's a cow. Google Calendar. We

8:24

have to, this is pretend. You

8:26

can pretend to say yes. Yeah.

8:30

Even this, excuse me, Alba, this is an improv

8:32

game. You

8:36

don't need to use your thousands of miles

8:38

away from you right now. I

8:41

just say yes, yes, yes. We are hoping

8:43

in an airplane right now and we're coming

8:45

to you and having a beer. Yes, great,

8:47

yeah. That's the end, right? Okay, but guys.

8:49

Just looking for a slide. Ladies, imagine that

8:52

I'm right there right now. And I don't

8:54

want this to be a creepy scenario, but

8:56

you know me, you know? So I'm

8:59

right outside your apartment and I

9:01

call up, you know, Berta, Alba,

9:04

you know, it's me, Conan. Let's go to the zoo. You

9:06

wanna go to the zoo? What do you say?

9:09

Yes, of course. We can look from

9:11

the outside because it's closed, but yeah,

9:13

we can make time. Ladies.

9:20

Why did you pick the zoo, by the way? I

9:22

would've said no to that. Where's the zoo? Berta,

9:25

Alba, guess what? I know it's closed.

9:28

But you know what we're gonna do that's really cool?

9:30

We're gonna jump the fence and go in and look

9:32

at all the animals. And we're gonna

9:34

bring some wine with us in a paper

9:36

bag. And we're gonna drink and look

9:38

at the giraffes while they sleep. And

9:40

then we're gonna high five each other. Do you wanna do that? What

9:42

do you think? Okay, okay, let's

9:45

high five, yes. I

9:47

know that the game is yes, Ann, but

9:50

that sounds like, you know, the police is

9:52

gonna appear. And then you are like, The

9:54

police? They need to run. I'm

9:57

trying to do simple improv with you.

10:00

and you've invoked your Google calendar and the

10:02

police. So, you know, it may take a

10:04

chill person to make it work. Sonya, you

10:06

do it. Hey guys, what's up? No,

10:09

this is not good work either. Why don't you

10:12

get together, let's go get a drink at

10:14

the bar down the street and we'll just

10:16

hang like a bunch of chill pals. Okay.

10:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the thing. We literally

10:24

live down under a bar

10:27

and we're never there. Above a bar. Above

10:29

a bar. Wait

10:31

a minute. Yeah, don't live under a

10:33

bar. That's a

10:35

bad idea. That's where they bury the bodies. No,

10:38

you live above a bar and

10:40

you're young women and

10:42

you've never been to the bar? No,

10:45

we've been, but you know, not

10:47

regularly. No, yeah, yeah. It should

10:50

be more down there. Go now.

10:52

Okay. You just go there to do brief

10:54

inspections. Let me try. Make

10:57

sure that the architect is like, I want to

10:59

make sure that this beam is load bearing. The

11:03

pharmacist is like, you know, there's a prescription for

11:05

that. Let me try this. Hey,

11:08

Alba, Berta, you guys want to get together and talk about

11:10

movies? Okay, yes. That

11:13

sounds fun. Yeah. What

11:15

is that? What's spontaneous about like, you're going to go

11:18

to their house? I don't know, we can wherever

11:20

they want. You guys like that?

11:22

You liked the professor over

11:24

here saying, let's meet

11:26

somewhere where there's no alcohol and discuss

11:29

movies. Yeah, but

11:31

that can be alcohol, I don't know. It can

11:33

be a beer and discuss movies or that can

11:35

be a coffee, I don't know. We

11:37

can have cocktails and talk about movies. Actually, I'm cheating

11:39

because I saw in your notes that you guys like

11:41

to talk about movies. What

11:44

kind of movies do you like? A

11:46

little bit of everything, I suppose.

11:48

Yeah. That's nice. Yeah, comedies

11:52

and reaction, whatever it's on. Yeah,

11:56

we like to go

11:59

regularly. Yeah, even that now you can

12:01

get it on the platforms, but

12:07

we like to go. Twice a

12:09

month. Maybe that's the

12:11

most spontaneous thing

12:14

we do. There's a

12:16

movie showing in an hour

12:19

and we live near a

12:21

cinema. That's

12:24

maybe the most spontaneous thing we do.

12:26

Ladies, here's my idea. That's the way

12:29

to start then. Meaning it

12:31

starts with, hey, let's go see this movie. Then

12:35

after the movie, we hit a club.

12:37

Maybe we go to a bar. You

12:40

hit a bar. You do something

12:42

a little crazy. Then very late at night,

12:45

when it's closed, the zoo. No,

12:48

no. I

12:51

am not letting the zoo go. Why don't you just go

12:53

see a screening of We Bought a Zoo? If you're going

12:55

to reference a movie, make sure it's that one. Also, what

12:57

do you mean, wine in a bag? You were like, I

12:59

have some wine in a bag and we can go to

13:01

the zoo. I'm trying to think of something that's

13:04

very bohemian and out there and free spirit.

13:06

I picture, I've got

13:09

this bottle of wine in a

13:11

bag. We've jumped a fence. We're

13:13

like split the passing the bottle back and

13:16

forth. The moon is full. It's been, I don't

13:18

know, a few things. That's a

13:20

whole wide. It's

13:23

a bad vibe. Why? No, a

13:25

hobo vibe. Oh, a hobo vibe. That's what

13:27

I was thinking too. A very hobo-esque. Well,

13:29

then I thought we'd jump on a train. We'd

13:32

maybe eat some beans out of a can. I

13:35

could play the harmonica and we could go around

13:37

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13:47

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13:49

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13:52

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13:54

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13:58

I don't know what that is. Is that a word? Chose. I

14:00

think it's Chums and Bros, you chose. Oh,

14:02

yeah, thank you. Yeah, Chums and Bros are

14:05

chose. Oh, okay. You heard it here first.

14:07

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