Bad Words Club

John & Justin

Bad Words Club

An Arts, Literature and Comedy podcast

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Bad Words Club

John & Justin

Bad Words Club

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Well hello there. In this very special Extra Bad Words departure, John and Justin snuggle up and talk about sleeping. Actually, not sleeping. Turns out neither of us are very good at being unconscious. In this installment we talk about our indi
We CONTINUE to talk about Wave of Confusion from last week, because it's such a goldmine. Really, we should write this one. This is the one we should actually work on. Why aren't we writing it right now? I'll tell you why: It's much more lucrat
We only talk about one story in this episode: "Waves of Confusion." It's a doozy. We're in love with it.
Okay I'm EXTREMELY proud of one specific edit in this one. During the intro song, Devil with the Devil, just as the flutes come in Justin's laugh lines up with them PERFECTLY. I heard that laugh while editing and thought, hey, I think that's th
You'll be really proud of us this time around, we actually cobble together TWO WHOLE STORIES, beginning, middle, and end. It's cool. They're good ones too, even though one's about some pretty severe domestic abuse and the other's a guy targetin
Hello! The audio is kind of weird on this one, but at least it's short! It was super long when we recorded, but I've never felt so compelled to cut stuff before. Think of this episode more like the "best of" reel from the recording session inst
In this extremely-special-but-still-not-quite-as-special-as-we-wanted-it-to-be episode, John and Justin record from the same room! In the same place! Face to face! During a pandemic! We intended to record outside but got rained on. Oh and here'
I'm marking this one explicit. We don't say naughty words or anything but there's LOTS of farting and sexy stuff, and some people find that inappropriate. To be honest I don't remember a lot else about this episode right now, so I'll have to co
We're back! Again! Bad Words Club is the horror movie monster that won't die, no matter how awful things get, we will ALWAYS come back from seemingly permanent hiatus despite (1) dismemberment (2) mutilation (3) explosion, and we will find you,
Do you like scary things? Do you read books? Do you raise children? Where do you find the time!? Maybe it's time for a break, maybe what you need is the scariest book about raising kids to ever be gifted to new adoptive parents by a state entit
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Okay so, depending on where you live it's TECHNICALLY still Friday, and we're not yet legally "behind" by any episodes, though you might start to wish we were. Justin and I were going to just let this week go by because it's... uh... crazy out
In this episode: Fan Mail from John’s brother, John’s nipples, “My Kingdom of Thirst,” The Ascent of Stan, Justin gets a phone call or two, otters are rapists, “God’s Valentine/A Duke’s Rose,” Justin mentions syphilis, we completely fail to tal
The gang quickly but briefly gets political in this episode, John miscredits the Potatoe Vice President and we both forget Dan Quail’s name. Justin’s next movie gets some workshopping, but unfortunately I don’t think he actually had time to mak
John is recording from a closet now! He feels safe and sounds great and has some AMAZING MOVES. We hear back from our number one fan and decide to drag her for some reason, despite her very nice thank-you email. John definitely says “corbid” in
Season three is here! This is it! This is the best season! I can feel it in my bones. In the first episode alone we invoke "no pogo" TWICE. John says something so controversial he makes the decision to self-censor in editing. Justin's heritage
We start off the new year by wrapping up the old season. John and Justin briefly share and expand upon their two favorite stories from season two. I'm very, VERY excited to get started with season three.
Is your name Hannah? Does your last name start with G? Did you write us an email like six months ago that we never acknowledged or responded to? Do you still, for some reason, pay enough attention to this long-abandoned podcast to see this epis
Bow before me, mortal listeners, for I have edited an exhausting four-hour recording full of yawning gibberish and coma-inducing digressions into a roughly one-hour experience that is significantly less torturous. In this, the pre-game to the f
In this special episode of The Bad Words Club, we get an update on the original children's swear committee we stole the show's name from. We pitch embarrassingly few titles because we keep getting distracted. John's dad used to keep a goat in h
Somewhere near the intersection of Lisa Frank and H.P. Lovecraft you'll find episode eight of The Bad Words Club. We actually manage to concoct SEVERAL great stories this time around, which is kind of a miracle because I think we were both in f
We do just fine this episode. We pitch someone's vampire erotica for free, Justin stops himself before he tells a really bad joke, and I manage to cut a two-hour conversation down to just about one hour. We ALMOST made it all the way through wi
This episode is just ONE DAY off schedule because I just straight up forgot to upload it yesterday. Lame. We forget all kinds of things this episode, such as the French clown Pierrot. John takes a while to come up with the name Pauly Shore, and
In this VERY SPECIAL and VERY SEXY episode, John and Justin challenge themselves to only pitch stories with romantic elements. It goes about as well as it could go. Which isn't great. Is it any coincidence that, in this very same episode, we se
The bad news is we have a soundboard this episode, the good news is we don't use it much. John forgets the word "cash register" and we cut out a bit where he also forgot the phrase "plastic surgery." We also cannot remember the difference betwe
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