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poverty and Bilbo. All

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whatever co now I like and you

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hit know what the rules. Of the

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beginning don't they don't take out You

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follow. Thank you guys so much for

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commonality. the podcast preset you guys. Been

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here for the second live show ever

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done here. Don't expose yourselves. All

0:33

these Vegas rules. what's up your

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fellow degenerates as ago and. Are

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I would thank you very much. We're

0:41

very excited. With this the

0:43

Superbowl thing you know, usually I don't go to.

0:45

The Superbowl. right? To shit

0:47

show. Yeah, you. Know we've seen

0:50

and we've. Seen all the fatties waddle and

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down The fuck it straight out there. That's what's

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going to pass and out on you. During.

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the do. We make anybody money this year. three

1:01

by to make money off of our picks. At all this

1:03

year. Three people, fuck

1:05

you can watch the show. Fuck you,

1:07

I'm up. seventy games. On the book. Fuck you.

1:09

you should have taken my picks. Just do what

1:11

he's doing. Whatever and stories kill it. It is as

1:14

if we made your money to got booed. What

1:16

a. Fucking ass are

1:18

trying to help you make money, keep doing

1:20

your shitty. Picks you up in cook at.

1:24

All right, we've set the tone. Sorry, I

1:26

guess this is how it's gonna go on.

1:28

Sorry, it's just you. I tried to help

1:30

try to thought we'd also reminds me of

1:32

I'm It when I lost my license for

1:34

drinking and driving. For. Some reason they

1:36

made you go to a mad meeting. Mothers.

1:39

Against drinking and driving. And they had

1:41

mothers who lost their kids or spouse

1:43

so drunk drivers. So I thought I

1:45

was going to a bunch of mothers

1:47

yelling at me. It's it was the

1:49

opposite. I showed up, it was a

1:51

room full of convicted drunk drivers and

1:53

this mother trying to tell her story

1:55

is all the drivers were bitching about

1:57

their cases. Gonna blow up.

2:01

Well. I. Don't

2:05

like mad. He was Suzuka tire. Of

2:09

that is our for your Vegas source

2:11

or I did see early so when

2:13

you're early so we're going to take

2:16

my savings own up to that story.

2:22

Put. A Hitler must. Therefore we got we want to

2:24

feel the room hominid see friends that she fancier oh

2:26

my. God,

2:28

it's a minor minor. Lot

2:32

of Forty Niner fan Zero, right? Lies

2:36

a ago Was it a one. Man,

2:39

you should have Anybody who thinks you

2:41

don't take the points from the twenty

2:43

a yard line is fucking retarded. Okay,

2:48

Yeah, do you play Madden? That's why

2:50

you said us. So

2:54

far far far say.

2:57

That's what is it all Out or year?

2:59

You're the type of game to go. As

3:02

hell San Francisco just went up. Think.

3:04

They they cut it to to scores. Another.

3:06

Live on the Twenty A Garland. Texas illegal pop

3:09

up Three scores. Seventeen. Audible

3:11

It's called the Upper Deck Coaching. Like

3:14

when the head coaches agree with some drunk

3:16

in the last row. For.

3:22

A lot of me. Up

3:25

there with less it seems like it's

3:27

like you don't listen to that guy.

3:29

That's not the guy you're The auto

3:32

body shop is a snowy use. The

3:34

loss of the divorce. Is this one

3:36

of those guys who drinks later on

3:39

I fucked around on sale at Is

3:41

there it is I arrived. I

3:47

feel for you dude. Yeah. I mean

3:49

it's it was Asia you know, to crazy a

3:51

who would have thought? you know? I'm.

3:54

A Patriots fan and are you guys all

3:56

fucking love me? They ago. i

3:59

know Well, I know, we were super

4:01

successful and your team wasn't... Sorry.

4:05

It's kind of funny watching the Chiefs be

4:07

successful, and now they're getting the same shit.

4:10

Oh, they're cheating! The reps like

4:12

them! They hold on every play!

4:14

Oh, that whining. It is kind

4:17

of hard. At least Tom, you know, ran like a man. You

4:19

know, it's a little difficult to

4:22

watch a guy who looks

4:24

like he's running on hot sand, like, kicking

4:26

your ass every week, you know? First

4:29

down! This

4:35

is so cool you guys came. Salud everybody. This is

4:38

fucking awesome, man. This is awesome. It

4:40

is! I don't know

4:42

where you guys are staying. I'm staying over

4:44

at the Bellagio, so I call up

4:46

for room service. They're like, hi,

4:48

thank you for calling the big whole fucking intro,

4:50

right? She goes, what can

4:52

I do for you? I go, I'd like to order food to

4:54

the room. She goes, okay,

4:56

it's going to be like 90 minutes,

4:58

though. Is that okay? And

5:02

I'm like, no, that's horrific. And

5:05

I go, but I get it. It's not you.

5:07

They're running a skeleton crew because the

5:10

CEOs want to try to buy a bigger yacht, right? So

5:13

they can do blow with their horse. And she goes,

5:15

thank you. Only

5:19

you would say that. You never yell

5:21

at the person that answers the phone.

5:23

They're not the problem. Only

5:26

you would do that. That guy going to

5:28

Epstein Island, right? Yeah. I

5:30

love how all you guys were excited that the

5:32

list, all those idiots, to do the list is

5:35

coming up. That list, they're all going

5:37

to get told. It's like, what was

5:39

the point of killing that guy? If

5:42

there was going to be a list, right? When they

5:44

shot Oswald, was there a list? Oh,

5:46

the four guys on the grassy knoll. It

5:48

was Mark Eddie. He's

5:52

dead. You're

5:55

never going to find out. It's over. All right.

5:58

It's another one that you love. lost. Anyways,

6:03

it's Super Bowl weekend everybody. What

6:09

about you and tell them they ran into Bill

6:11

Clinton, they asked about Epstein Island. Hey man, about

6:13

Epstein Island. He starts smiling. Oh, that was the

6:16

best. He's going like, oh, I mean that was

6:18

proven, it was proven. I think,

6:20

but yeah. Who says did you fuck a

6:22

12 year old and you start smiling? Like

6:25

Paul, he's like, I think the

6:28

evidence shows that he just smiled.

6:30

Paul, what's your favorite story about

6:32

your dog? Like

6:34

the same reaction. What

6:36

a psycho, you know? Oh shit. Used

6:39

a woman's vagina as a humidor. I

6:41

mean, this is, what kind of a

6:43

man does that? It's

6:46

a sports podcast everybody. I'm feeling, you

6:48

know what, you know what, that's this

6:50

Paul, there's a little bit of wholesomeness. Yeah. Because

6:53

it's the Midwest. You know what I mean? So I'm

6:55

kind of feeling that a little bit. So

6:57

maybe we should dial it back. You

7:01

know, no, you don't. All right. Okay.

7:05

Well, I don't know. I'm trying to read the room here. Relax,

7:07

buddy. All right. Well,

7:09

I'm taking it seriously. He goes,

7:11

no, no, no, no, no. I

7:13

said to pull it back and he said, no, that's all.

7:16

I mean, listen, San Francisco, I mean, they got like, oh,

7:19

wrong guy. Oh, sorry. I was going to make fun

7:21

of San Francisco. Dude, you look like you

7:24

fuck people out of money for a living. Look at this guy. Oh,

7:26

that guy. This guy, this guy, what do you

7:28

do? Finance? Is

7:30

it finance? What did he do? It's finance,

7:32

isn't it? Fuck

7:34

you, it's finance. He's not saying anything. It's finance.

7:36

I knew it, dude. You got to head back.

7:38

Leave him alone. Whatever it is, he's

7:40

not at liberty to discuss. That's what that face

7:43

said. It's not like, arms

7:46

dealer. All right. Let's

7:49

not. Taylor Swift is

7:51

a fucking gangster man. She is. Wait, we

7:53

can't blow over. I want to know what

7:56

the fuck this guy does. You're Italian. Don't

7:59

you know when to let it go? go you

8:01

of all people I'll tell you if your

8:03

people are still running this town I'm not

8:05

waiting 90 minutes for chicken wings in a

8:07

salad that's for sure that's a hundred percent

8:09

for sure when the moon hits your eye

8:11

like a big pizza pie put on a

8:13

sport coat that was your big thing a

8:15

hundred percent put on a sport coat look

8:17

like a fucking better times do it better

8:19

just what it is depends on what you're

8:21

talking about one guy bald guy love this

8:23

yeah they do you do food better corruption

8:27

making your daughter feel less than because she's

8:29

not a male whoa to carry

8:31

on the family name what I'm just you know we're gonna

8:33

talk about he got to talk about all of it unbelievable

8:37

cuisine your desserts let's

8:39

dry cookies I don't know about that you

8:44

always you guys know you have to make you

8:47

make octopus taste good you can't make a good

8:49

cookie it doesn't make any fucking sense dude

8:51

a rainbow cookies fucking delicious I'm a rainbow

8:53

cookie guy do us a pop

8:55

more ways than one all right hey let's keep

8:58

it moving here all right Paul's

9:00

coming out here in June to

9:02

play the fucking Mirage yeah the

9:05

gay pride joke nobody got it I'm

9:10

sorry somebody

9:12

got it all right so

9:15

anyway before we get into the football Valentine's Day

9:17

is coming up yeah huh yeah

9:20

it's pathetic every fucking commercial

9:22

is some guy given his girlfriend or his

9:24

wife some shit it's like aren't we in

9:26

the relationship too like

9:28

I'm sitting here racking my brain what am I gonna

9:30

get my wife do you think she's even fucking I'm

9:33

gonna have to remind her that it's all in constant

9:35

don't give a fuck they don't they never did

9:37

never did that's the scariest thing he's ever

9:39

said to me what I

9:42

said you know I was gonna get into with my wife one time I

9:44

was like you know what she doesn't give a fuck and

9:46

I was like you know none of them give a

9:48

fuck and then he said the worst he goes never

9:51

did which

9:53

meant the whole thing was a lie

9:55

like I believed in the romance of

9:57

it you got so quiet you go

9:59

dude come on yeah you can't go

10:01

that's the start. I think there's

10:04

a lot of people on dates here. Let's try to

10:06

stay away from that. This is date. Yeah, this is

10:08

date shit. It's nice though. Maybe

10:10

a couple of months. You know, you get

10:12

her something shiny. You still feel the love.

10:14

You feel insecure. Dude, I'm married. No, I'm

10:16

married 17 years, two kids. Oh, Paul,

10:18

it's written all over your face. I can

10:20

see it. I'm in Vegas. She's not

10:23

here. No, my wife actually wanted to

10:25

go. My wife actually

10:27

really wanted to go. And I told

10:30

her that she couldn't go. That's fucking, you know something?

10:32

Yeah. Cause I wasn't going to be the guy that brings his

10:35

wife. You

10:39

can't do that. You

10:42

just can't, you can't be that guy. I told her, I

10:44

said, you know, you want to come back with me. We'll

10:46

go see Donnie Marie or whatever the, whatever it is you

10:48

want to do down at the

10:50

flamingo. Right. Go

10:53

see Taylor. So there you go. Taylor,

10:55

Taylor, Swift, Taylor Swift

10:57

for the win there. All right. I

10:59

got actually wrote down names so I don't, I don't

11:01

fuck this stuff up as far

11:03

as getting into the Superbowl. But I'm

11:06

actually, I, this is the, this is the first Superbowl

11:08

I've been, I've only been to two Superbowls. I

11:11

went in 97 for

11:13

the 96 season when my Patriots played

11:15

the Green Bay Packers. Remember the Brett

11:18

Favre game? Yeah. There you

11:20

go. Yeah. There you go. You're on

11:22

the team, right? You're making all those decisions, aren't

11:24

you? You know, you hear

11:26

what she said? She goes, I have two

11:28

shares. I got two shares. I put those

11:30

two shares to get an Aaron Rodgers to

11:33

fuck out of town. And then I went

11:35

the next time we played against

11:37

the Rams and I got up to watch us

11:40

win it on the last, the first one. And

11:42

then I was thinking like, I'm going to go

11:44

every single time the Patriots go. And then the

11:46

next time we played, I was doing the Chappelle show

11:48

the next day. Remember the world series of dice and

11:51

I couldn't go. And I was

11:53

really upset. But when I watched

11:55

the game, when the game was over and I didn't have

11:57

to get on a flight and I still had two grand.

12:00

in my pocket I was like that wasn't

12:02

bad that wasn't and I even watched it

12:04

on a 27-inch like a square TV so

12:07

I haven't been back since and I'm pretty

12:09

excited because I've never seen Patrick Mahomes play

12:11

yeah I figure if the Chiefs win he

12:13

win his third he's automatically in the Hall

12:16

of Fame the 49ers

12:18

win right you wake it back

12:20

up again and they become the third team

12:22

ever to win six right and then just

12:24

Brock Purdy does Brock Purdy begin this whole

12:26

thing who knows I will tell you this

12:28

though this bullshit calling Kansas City a fucking

12:31

dynasty because they've won some AFC championship games

12:33

you said it the bright like what the

12:35

bills of dynasty in the early 90s no

12:37

they won four in a row yeah

12:41

what's the matter what all right

12:44

wait a minute sir what the fuck

12:47

was that a second no

12:49

no fuck was he didn't say

12:51

anything she

12:53

didn't say it you gotta dump this

12:55

guy hey you just put her on

12:57

blast for minding her own fucking business

12:59

that is a rat right there did

13:02

you get an upset for somebody huh I know

13:07

you're an idiot it's what you are yeah

13:14

Jesus Christ if she's driving drunk later when the

13:16

cop comes up the winning be like oh

13:21

hold it up holding up the empty oh

13:25

he's a fucking rat might as well put

13:27

the cops on right now Wow thank

13:30

God you showed up I thought we were gonna die

13:32

he's pointing at her you're going

13:36

to jail you're going to I'm

13:40

sure he's sensitive and listens to you all

13:42

right there we go happy Valentine's Day there

13:45

we go we came out we

13:47

came out the other way now we talk about

13:49

the season Paul yeah all verse II once

13:52

again you beat the book three years in

13:54

a row champion this year's you're looking at

13:57

a dynasty right here I probably the best

13:59

handicapper in America Be honest with me. No, fuck

14:01

it. I'll say it. I mean, I did it three

14:03

years in a row. Four

14:05

games a week. Four games a week. Let's get

14:07

all about money. How much you win? Wait a

14:09

minute. Wait a minute. You don't say

14:11

what you do for a living. Out of respect, we shut up

14:13

and now you're going to start asking questions? You

14:17

work for the feds? See,

14:20

I said he wasn't funny. She

14:24

goes, I need a bottom line, fellas.

14:26

Nobody talk like that. I

14:29

got this guy. I

14:31

do. I do. Stop acting like you're mysterious. You don't

14:33

have me. I know you're not. We're

14:35

not in Casablanca, dude. You're in Vegas. All

14:37

right? I'm piecing it together. You're the

14:39

successful guy in the family. You didn't quite do it honestly. People

14:44

resent you and your family. You're

14:47

trying your best during the holidays. All right. Show

14:50

me your best. I'm going to say it. I'm

14:52

going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.

14:54

I'm going to say it. I'm going to

14:56

say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to

14:58

say it. All right. She just patted you on the

15:00

shoulder. Sir, I didn't want to be involved. I knew

15:03

when to walk away. All right? I

15:10

don't know. He's trying to be clever. Sir, you

15:12

know what, buddy? It was our fault. We shouldn't talk to

15:14

you ever. All right? We're just going to

15:16

– we want to have an entertaining show here. Yeah.

15:18

Anyway, who did you ride this

15:20

year? Okay. We're going to ask people

15:22

here. Who was your ride-or-die pick this year that won

15:24

you your money? Falcons. Falcons.

15:27

Detroit Lions. Detroit Lions. Detroit Lions were the

15:29

moneymaker this year for sure. What about the

15:31

Texans before anybody knew the Texans were good?

15:35

Yeah, they were. Texans were good. Texans

15:37

were good. All right. Who fucked you

15:39

this year? Buffalo Bills. Buffalo

15:41

Bills is a good one. Pittsburgh

15:45

Steelers. Pittsburgh Steelers. If I

15:47

bet them, they didn't show up. If

15:49

I bet against them, they lost. I

15:51

did. It's like four weeks in a row

15:53

and I finally walked away. 49ers too wouldn't

15:55

cover for me. Charge was fucked. I took the charge is

15:58

way too much. Right. been better

16:00

Justin Herbert they should have been better Eclor

16:02

Herbert yeah all right well

16:05

Paul fuck the Cowboys I'm done with them fuck

16:07

the Cowboys America's

16:09

team really how many first-round exits is

16:12

it gonna take for

16:14

people to say fuck what they mean by

16:16

America's team Paul is that they have fans

16:18

in every city that's how they became America's

16:21

team like they went around and everybody real

16:23

and they had the prettiest cheerleaders and

16:25

they had they had Captain America is their

16:28

quarterback that that's how it started and

16:30

you guys were just up there playing

16:32

football on top of Jimmy Hoffa

16:34

and and you weren't winning anything

16:37

and nobody cared you weren't even like the Giants was

16:40

so bad they wouldn't even let you play in New

16:42

York they sent you out to New

16:44

Jersey you

16:46

got you literally it's like you

16:48

got a duplex with the Jets you

16:51

know what I mean the Jets live in the back

16:54

half you live in the front half you're smelling each

16:56

other's food you hear in the arguments you're

16:58

a dick because I wanted to go in

17:00

and you said I mean the second you

17:02

win the game the second the last giant

17:04

walks out they gotta start putting up the

17:06

green shit I mean it's fucking bizarre it's

17:09

like a Hollywood set he's right

17:11

I know haven't you guys wanted you know that

17:14

I hate its Jersey too I know you hate

17:16

New Jersey I do but you

17:18

know what I say it's very environmentally

17:20

conscious it's beautiful and smells great fuck

17:22

you it actually

17:24

is a beautiful state if you just drive

17:26

to Newark Airport and you go

17:29

by Ikea and those chemical plants you think it's terrible

17:31

yeah the thing about you Paul is you think you're

17:33

you think you're a cut above but you're in the

17:35

mud dude you're in the mud with the rest of

17:37

us you're an animal how did

17:39

we get here from fuck the Cowboys I

17:43

just wanted to get you going can

17:47

I get another one of these oh boy

17:49

here we go little Casamigos Casamigos

17:51

soda lime please we all right hey

17:56

Paul we're gamble where

17:58

we're playing a little golf tomorrow right playing Golf

18:00

tomorrow, playing a little golf, we're staying away from

18:02

other shit. Doing some parlay bets. We've been invited

18:04

to you guys going to any of these parties

18:06

out here. I'm too old for those things. The

18:09

second I hear there's a surprise DJ, that's

18:11

it, that is a fucking deal breaker. I

18:14

don't understand DJs. It's like, if

18:16

someone's talking loud on a fucking cell phone and

18:18

you're not in the conversation, it's one of the

18:21

most annoying things ever, but these

18:23

jerk offs show up with their record collections.

18:25

Don't even ask you what you wanna hear.

18:28

And their whole mission

18:30

is to kill any bit of conversation

18:32

or fun in the room and

18:35

just punish you. You either start dancing or

18:37

you fucking leave. It's just like, I don't

18:39

wanna be involved in that. What

18:42

do happen to having a nice little jazz trio and

18:46

some sad drunk woman scat singing in

18:48

the corner? What's that? What

18:52

do I recommend as far as what? As

18:55

far as going out? Dude, first

18:58

of all, I don't drink anymore, but if I did, I

19:00

would go to O'Shea's. You go

19:02

down to O'Shea's. The

19:06

fucking booze costs what

19:08

it should. You

19:11

go in there, you can chat

19:13

up some ladies from the greatest generation. Ask

19:18

about the airplanes. They put rivets in in World

19:20

War II and you

19:22

can drink a Coors Light for like 75 cents.

19:25

You can play Dalek craps. That's

19:27

where you go, all right? You're

19:29

feeling a little adventurous, you go to the flamingo. All

19:32

right? You get that

19:34

former cheerleader captain from

19:36

1978, class of

19:38

79, you know? Old

19:41

Bush, right? Going old school. All

19:44

right? Then

19:47

if you wanna get more into the modern age.

19:52

I love this guy. You by yourself, man? Just

19:55

fucking confident with my hat. He's got a

19:57

vibe, he's got a vibe. Look

20:00

at that shark tooth, he killed that fucking shark. Remember

20:03

that time that shark bit the fucking arm off that

20:05

kid and the guy grabbed the shark, run it, and

20:08

he took the arm out of the shark? It might

20:10

be this guy. Well, you know. Who do you got?

20:13

Who do you got Sunday? What I'm

20:20

saying, but that was a weird start playing. So, put

20:23

your money's on the Chiefs? Yeah,

20:26

I mean, that kind of makes sense to me. There

20:28

was no confidence in that though. I

20:32

mean, he definitely backed into that kick. I was a

20:34

little, he went a little rain man there. You're

20:39

not a big sports guy, like not a big football guy? Are

20:41

you? Okay, yeah, I

20:43

could tell. Yeah. All right.

20:45

I could tell, yeah. How many people here just

20:47

won tickets to this show and have like no

20:50

idea what this is? I'm just, as far as

20:52

sitting here, just wondering. Okay. But

20:54

you know, but you knew. Just won. No, I'm

20:56

just one. Okay, they knew. This

21:00

guy does not have, I'm a New York

21:02

Giants. That hat says sunshine

21:04

to me. I don't know what that, that's, you're

21:06

somewhere in the southwest. Texas. Texas?

21:09

You're a Giants fan. You're

21:12

in Vegas by yourself. You

21:15

got a car? What's going on with you?

21:17

Everybody looking for you that we need to know? Okay,

21:20

all right. Are you employed? What do you do,

21:22

man? Are you employed? What do

21:24

you do? You do security? No,

21:27

it's finance. It doesn't. The

21:31

default answer. All right, well, let's,

21:33

let's, let's get

21:36

into something here, Paul. All

21:38

right, let's do some, let's do some topics here. They want to know,

21:40

people are going to want to know what you think about Belichick. Oh,

21:44

Belichick. Homeless.

21:47

This is what I do, do like about

21:49

Belichick. I do like that they, how

21:51

quickly it ended and then

21:53

they immediately had the coach. They

21:56

ripped the bandaid off. I mean, it just happens. still

22:00

shocked that it happened but uh you know it's

22:02

kind of weird that nobody picked him up but

22:04

I know Atlanta wanted him but

22:06

I think he went down there and just

22:08

saw where the organization was at and it's

22:11

like I'm 72 I don't have enough left

22:14

on the odometer to turn

22:16

this bus around so I was so

22:18

I thought he was maybe gonna go

22:20

to San Diego that's what I yeah

22:22

I thought with a healthy Justin Herbert

22:24

they got a decent defense huh you

22:28

don't want Jim Harbaugh that's

22:32

my favorite thing about doing sports the funniest

22:34

thing about doing a sports podcast or talking

22:36

any sports is you could be saying anything

22:38

and there's just one voice going fuck that

22:41

dick overrated

22:44

how do you how do you like Jim Harbaugh in San Diego

22:46

Paul you know that I love Herbert I

22:48

think Herbert's one of the best and I think Harbor is gonna

22:50

get the best out of him I think the charger is gonna

22:52

be better with them all right

22:55

I don't know how he was fucking overrated he

22:57

just won a championship yeah he was suspended for

22:59

three games they still are you an Ohio State

23:01

fan are you Ohio State fan all

23:05

right Ohio State guy like that

23:07

suspension worked in your favor and you still

23:10

couldn't beat him so I

23:12

know you guys are known for being babies but

23:15

you know you should probably let that one go

23:18

they want it fair they

23:20

want it fair and square so

23:22

I know that's that's all I

23:25

love about Belichick I think he should

23:27

have stayed at Michigan I think

23:29

being a legacy coach you

23:31

know and like like what a Saban did

23:33

at Alabama yeah I mean there's no way

23:35

no matter what he does in San Diego

23:38

are they gonna make a statue for

23:40

Jim Harbaugh it's just not gonna if you didn't

23:42

make one for Don Correale you're not gonna get

23:44

like nobody gets his statue that's

23:47

at the pro level maybe Vince

23:51

what's his face for the back of

23:54

our party I'm old I can't

23:56

remember his fucking name said well

23:59

but it embellish check get caught like leaving a

24:01

chick's house like

24:03

with his best how

24:06

is that any of my business no but that's the

24:08

I love that it's not

24:10

my business any more than when that

24:12

Ohio State guy went to the Hooters and

24:14

that chick with the little tight buns was rubbing

24:16

it on his dick right and then

24:18

it's all about him it's like what about her she knew he

24:20

was married no I'm saying I

24:22

love it I love what I

24:25

love I love that even at

24:27

his level of success he still

24:29

sneaks out after getting put it's fucking

24:31

incredible you

24:34

think he snuck out I probably

24:36

gave it to his friend they

24:38

probably just sitting there going you know I think I think

24:41

that was great you suck

24:43

a really good dick and I got

24:48

to go home now because I gotta get

24:50

prepared for next weekend you know right

24:53

now it's all about the

24:55

Jaguar right now it's all

24:57

about the next waitress and

24:59

the next time I gotta

25:01

take her just as seriously as I took you what

25:05

else Andrew what are the hot topics we got a

25:10

little off of NFL but your

25:12

Nick your next you're doing alright fuck

25:16

yeah New York Knicks we're

25:18

going to Easter Conference Finals this year I think no

25:21

I do think I

25:24

think that you will upset someone and

25:27

you could possibly upset somebody the first

25:29

Eastern Conference Final what is that 30

25:31

rounds in the NBA how many rounds you got to go to

25:33

get the Eastern Conference Finals yeah but

25:35

we say bucks now listen man I'm I've been

25:37

a delusional Nick fan for a very long time

25:40

and I know that so I like

25:42

nothing I say until they win they

25:45

have to you know I mean it man I

25:47

didn't like what the Celtics did they

25:49

played the Lakers at home they should have

25:51

just destroyed them LeBron and AD weren't playing

25:54

Right? And this guy goes, they lost

25:56

like I didn't know that was the

25:59

point they lost. The shit sorry my

26:01

kickers going really slow. I'm a week while

26:03

I. Like

26:07

even. We just went right to the punch line to

26:09

get the other side. Can

26:14

I get to the chicken? Like fuckin' This.

26:19

Is a guy that's a guy like stares at as

26:22

fuck and phone all day just death scrolls and of

26:24

is that the as far as far as one of

26:26

the press one wants to next episode Yes. Yeah.

26:28

Don't They didn't fucking show up. And a legacy

26:31

and we will like fifteen point favorites. We were

26:33

down by fifteen the whole game and lost by

26:35

nine. and that's just not a killer instinct that

26:37

some. Like. This a bad laws that

26:40

you could turn into some sort of momentum.

26:42

But. That's the type of shit. I fucking

26:44

hate the regular season in all sports because everybody

26:46

sits there and acts like it means something and

26:48

you doing all this shit like the lions the

26:51

like all us the knows what we played all

26:53

year. yeah just a lot of seems that are

26:55

going to be there a January as he can't

26:57

do that shit against the fucking Forty Niners. he

26:59

can't do that and in this is the thing

27:02

that like he said so. What?

27:06

What's the Boeing? I don't say

27:08

literally lost. I don't. The

27:11

Forty Niners fans were sitting in their

27:13

seats the second they decided to go

27:15

for it. Yes, they say never sat

27:17

down the rest of the game. You.

27:20

Hadn't done the wine and cheese

27:23

crowd the would think that about

27:25

the traffic how much they pay

27:27

for their take a that leaving

27:29

that threat Roller coaster. That recycled

27:31

roller coaster they started to of

27:33

pocket stadium in the middle of

27:36

nowhere where they were already on

27:38

the board. Fault Thrive A Falcon.

27:41

Nine. For it didn't get it. Say

27:44

never sat down again. Never.

27:46

Set out against many ways, I never played

27:48

back in the day like when there was

27:50

a big who's better Brady or Peyton Manning

27:52

had paid Manning for the longest time with

27:55

the guy in November if you wanted five

27:57

hundred yards. Against. The Fuck

27:59

and Jaguars. That we should guide for the on

28:01

January we be will be one is done. Through

28:04

Picks that. That's the thing I hate to talk bad about a

28:06

manic as I love on. But. Payments will pick

28:08

six to lose A Superbowl. Or take

28:10

a lot man. And overpaid manning a

28:12

big game any day. The we

28:14

see after yeah stuff. So really

28:17

both. Well I us is Cp

28:19

Brady a bell? It's a because

28:21

rap right pocket. in there is

28:23

a thin Iowa Idaho I'm out

28:26

of. I am not a big

28:28

believer. In the yard and the

28:30

regular season a male just look at like what

28:32

you did against people that are gonna be there.

28:35

In. January. So what interests me about

28:37

this game? Or. The Super

28:39

Bowl is. I

28:42

just feel like. The. Entire time.

28:45

Everybody's been Hate non Tony Romo Go normally

28:48

got always does is blow Patrick were homes

28:50

in assists yeah but it's literally like if

28:52

you could get pasture. It's amazing though how

28:54

well he sees the game versus how well

28:57

we played. Like that's

28:59

what I don't get as I got. Guy

29:02

is like a tiger. The court has

29:04

been a problem is less off and

29:06

then it has been amazon going to

29:08

go off the thing and it's fucking

29:11

and it is as like playboy. Yes

29:13

he did have like nine quarterback coaches

29:15

in likes of eleven years. but anyway.

29:18

If you get past your hatred a Tony

29:20

Romo he's been picking winners. That's.

29:23

What I bet it. I just listened to my

29:25

disguise play professional quarterback. he's going to know more

29:27

than a comedian and I've just been bet the

29:29

police and right now I'm just looking at like

29:31

wire that she's getting points. The. Forty

29:33

Niners no offense have had to

29:35

bed playoff games. They

29:37

should a kick the shit out of the Packers.

29:40

They should a kick the shit out Allies A

29:42

to come from Bible says. They

29:44

go down against these guys. What?

29:46

Do you think for us I guess we're

29:48

going to make a rock parties. Patrick my

29:51

homes were going to make our picks at

29:53

the end of this read were only got

29:55

they got Kyle Shanahan. That

29:57

sounds like a coordinators name to make. He

29:59

was. And he was forever. They all were. These

30:03

guys are all gonna get sent. I'm telling you right

30:05

now. Yeah, I thought that our fans or the people

30:07

listening to the show were smarter, but half the people

30:09

in here are fucking retarded, man. Why?

30:13

I'm drinking too, buddy. Same

30:16

guy yelling, fucking around, Jesus. Kind

30:19

of called him retarded twice. Oh,

30:23

not on your Jordans. Oh

30:25

no, not your Jordans. That's

30:28

true. That was the Kermit Sevens? I

30:30

don't understand. He has on Green Jordans. He

30:32

never played for the Celtic. Four crafts, four

30:35

crafts. And they're not Celtic green, don't do

30:37

that. I gotta

30:39

be honest with you. I literally think

30:41

the sneaker market is like

30:43

the world of art, where it's just like,

30:45

I don't understand how the value. I

30:48

was watching this Instagram video and this guy

30:50

shows up. He's got a pair of Nikes.

30:54

Okay, yeah. They're basketball

30:56

sneakers. And he's talking to this dude at

30:58

this meet, and he goes, okay, those are

31:00

right on the box. He goes, yeah. He

31:02

goes, what do you want for him? He

31:04

goes, 60 grand for

31:06

sneakers. And the guy goes, ah, I can't do that,

31:08

bro. Can't do that, bro. He goes, I'll give you

31:10

a 40 hash. And

31:13

he goes, all right, this guy pulls out 40 fucking

31:17

stack of cash, gifted to

31:19

him for fucking sneakers. It's crazy.

31:22

I know somebody that's got a Jordan collection. They're like,

31:25

it's going to my kids' college. They're all going for

31:27

my kids' college. And there are people spend on them.

31:29

Paul, those are beanie babies for adults. But

31:32

there was something, that's all. Right

31:34

now, Paul, dump

31:36

them. Dump them, okay.

31:38

If you have a pair of Stephon Marburys

31:40

in your back closet, put that

31:43

shit on eBay right

31:45

now. If you got

31:47

some Sadele Threets, I

31:52

got some Jamal Wilkes twos. Dude,

31:55

these things are 40 years old. Is That

31:57

even a player, Jamal? Jamal Wilkes, come on,

31:59

man.. He Played. The only point on I

32:01

eighty two to our i was fucking

32:03

for i'm sorry. Ah

32:06

the Great are guess what avengers

32:08

I would say. I would say

32:10

that's like. Bitcoin. For

32:12

your seat. I mean at some point is

32:14

gonna press. And then you should

32:17

down that shit. Know.

32:20

You don't think so or I and if

32:22

anybody here a Barrett Jackson guys that's another

32:24

market I don't understand. Rcs

32:28

it somewhere just they taunted Ran from

32:30

seventy eight Ford F C C C

32:33

crew cab. There

32:36

are things may worth sixty Grip

32:38

I forget not shopify had this

32:40

small spot sports market sorry I

32:42

didn't what else and what are

32:44

we a job with. What?

32:48

Hockey, Golden Knights or I was this

32:50

another four hundred games Or that seven

32:52

nights a week? That's something I can

32:54

help with. sauce. For

32:58

is a hundred. Or so he

33:00

jumped to parlay best player props and

33:02

then we can go or I would

33:04

or lampl. I. Like Mom's three

33:06

hundred plus yards past. I like and a

33:08

lot. Sizes

33:11

our as as as a matter.

33:14

The. Masks or to seventy four one. I

33:16

don't give a fuck what it is.

33:18

why roll it was rather don't think

33:20

I'm it will take three hundred dollars

33:22

for young yet but it's. Juri.

33:27

Like saying that frame that you talk to and

33:30

that you're like I said that pocket this guy

33:32

has a systemic thing talking to be for the

33:34

ref like a fag ride. It said he wouldn't

33:36

raise his hand, in fact that this is some

33:38

sort I found media. I

33:44

just I mean you're so difficult I don't

33:46

get it. How much you could you could

33:48

put you can also pet three hundred and

33:50

it all at all. And and it's a

33:52

risk that if you know what are my

33:54

Godzilla. Third,

33:56

look, now you know what it is your life

33:58

attention. that's what You like it.

34:00

Well, if you don't want attention, why do you keep shining it?

34:02

The reason Paul said 300 is because then you can actually get

34:05

some money. It's

34:07

negative money at the bottom number that they

34:09

pay. Because you build a parlay and your

34:11

odds are better. No, that's the whole point.

34:13

It's not. Yeah, by the way, I don't

34:15

know if I said this, but he did

34:17

beat the book. This feels like the Thanksgiving

34:19

table. And it's like every year,

34:21

every year, all they do is talk to her. No

34:24

one ever asked me about my life. Everybody's just trying

34:26

to pass the mashed potatoes and he brings up fucking

34:28

some politician at the table. All

34:30

right. I like Pacheco to score a

34:32

touchdown. Okay.

34:35

Pacheco to score a touchdown. All

34:37

right. What about MVP? Who

34:40

likes MVP? What do you like for MVP? No.

34:45

Don't you think they're just going to give it to Mahomes? Even

34:49

if... Even if... Yeah,

34:52

like the money on Kelsey

34:54

is pretty big, but the reason that he's probably not going

34:56

to get is because if he gets it, the ball's coming

34:58

from Mahomes. They're just going to give it to Mahomes anyways.

35:02

All right. Stop saying Taylor Swift. We get

35:04

it. Yeah. You guys, it's

35:06

like, what the fuck? It's

35:09

a joke just saying the name. Taylor

35:11

Swift. This is what I

35:14

love about Travis Kelsey is everybody knows

35:16

he's going to him and he's open,

35:18

like wide open. Every single

35:20

game. I don't understand. Every single game, it's like

35:22

he thought he had help over the top. Hey,

35:25

fucking let him go. And he's just

35:27

running down the field. Like

35:30

all by himself. Every fucking game. It's

35:32

like you don't have help over the

35:34

top. And even if

35:36

you do double cover the guy. Make

35:38

him beat him with your second best. They

35:41

don't. Travis Kelsey. Here's what I'm going to

35:43

play. Sat down on the zone again. He's

35:45

got a fucking chair out there. He does.

35:48

He does. Fucking catching nine passes per quarter.

35:50

I don't understand. How many times do you

35:52

have to sit down in the fucking... Yeah.

35:55

Zone before you start playing man and double

35:57

the guy. Andrew, what's the under over on Kelsey?

36:00

He's catches eight six

36:03

and a half. It's gonna be over that Do

36:05

you agree with that sir? Okay,

36:07

thank God guys stop with this guy. All

36:10

right What's

36:12

another one that we like what about D-bo?

36:15

D-bo is a monster What's

36:18

up, I can't just keep over San

36:20

Francisco shit here What about

36:22

the Jesus freak for San

36:24

Francisco McCaffrey McCaffrey McCaffrey McCaffrey

36:27

over? Christian Christian McCaffrey not

36:29

over a hundred yards Jones.

36:32

Yeah his backup Christian garden Yeah, the number

36:34

starts at ninety and a half. But again

36:36

if you were looking for it ninety

36:38

and a half He's gonna have a he'll have that

36:41

that's all purpose or rushing. No, no, right. He'll he'll

36:43

rush for over 90 yards What say

36:45

you what say you chatty? What's that?

36:47

I? Hope

36:50

they fucking lose and she cries cuz of you

36:52

I swear to God I hope I hope I

36:55

Fucking hope they lose listen to

36:57

me I'll fucking

37:00

not I'll try to like her and you the

37:02

Swifties who are a fucking cult make me

37:04

hate them When

37:06

I'm in listen when I'm in the car, I'm

37:08

singing fucking bad blood in the car I'm

37:11

singing the shit with my daughter, but then this

37:14

fucking day I want

37:16

them to lose. Oh Why

37:19

can't you let these sad sickle fans

37:21

have something to do on the weekend? I

37:28

Will say this I will say

37:30

this I'd like the level that they are into

37:32

her is disturbing It's

37:36

like I love AC DC when I was a

37:38

kid and I went to go see them But

37:40

when they played back in black, I wasn't like

37:44

Painting crying. Yeah,

37:47

you fucking sang along you did a

37:49

bump. I mean it was the 80 I

37:53

Hope they do another show he think that's gonna be a

37:55

bad guy. I fucking love

37:58

that guy back there You

38:00

said Coke and he just laughed at me.

38:02

All right, over under Patrick Mahom's wife is

38:05

gonna spray champagne on the crowd whether they

38:07

like it or not. Yes, again! Oh, it's

38:09

one of my favorite people ever. Yeah, smoke

38:11

that shit! That's

38:14

fucking amazing. She needs her own show. I

38:18

think Christian McCaffrey, here are the prop bets that

38:20

I like, okay? I like Christian McCaffrey to

38:22

rush over 90. All right.

38:24

The number starts at 34, so 90, so you can

38:27

give me money on that. What's that? It's starting at

38:29

34 and a half yards. Can you let

38:31

the man fucking flow and he's gonna get

38:33

some nice yards? All of these nerds, nobody

38:35

knows what's gonna happen. Just let

38:37

the man seize things. He

38:41

beat the book three years in a

38:43

fucking row. After you, Paul. Go ahead,

38:45

Paul. You're saying 90? What else? What

38:48

else happened during your vid? What's the scare in the

38:50

steam rope? That

38:52

steam was good, right? It is. Paul, when he's

38:54

picking teams, he's like that. He's a

38:56

black dude and predator who finally sees it and

38:59

he's shaving his head. I see you over

39:01

there in them trees. That's Paul

39:03

going fucking 90 yards for Christian

39:06

McCaffrey. I'm seeing it. I

39:10

said that to you one time. One time I was

39:12

like, because we picked four games, so the podcast, we

39:16

picked four games a week

39:18

against the spread, and three weeks in a row, or four

39:20

weeks in a row, I went like three and one, and

39:22

I remember I called you and I just go, dude, I'm

39:25

seeing it different than everybody. I'm

39:28

just seeing it, dude. And he does

39:30

that voice, too. He goes

39:32

down. It's almost a whisper. It's

39:34

really uncomfortable. People

39:37

don't know this, but I'm

39:40

special. I

39:42

see things that people don't see. My

39:45

favorite thing this year was when you were losing and you

39:47

called me up and you're like, yeah, man, this isn't me.

39:50

This isn't me. I'm like, well, it is you. You

39:52

picked those fucking games. That's

39:55

like somebody else. Somebody came into my body. What

39:58

did you say to me? You're gonna turn this

40:01

around you did I did but it was still

40:03

funny Yeah, yeah, that's not fast forward Okay, you

40:05

said this isn't me like he had a tapeworm

40:07

and there was something affecting your logic.

40:09

It was a hundred percent you 100%

40:13

you yeah next year. I'm telling you you want

40:15

to win some money when it comes to October

40:17

this guy's mr October he fucking murders

40:20

in October and that's when you turn

40:22

it around. Yeah, that's when I tank

40:24

I come out You come out strong. I come

40:26

out strong. I talk a lot of shit and

40:29

then you know, it's just what it what is

40:31

that? What does that think how many times are

40:33

you gonna keep talking to him? Don't know I don't see

40:35

who it was. He's on his way to pass it out.

40:38

It sounds like a white wine like slur

40:41

But the thing is it's usually a white. Oh,

40:44

there you go. Give him more drinks. That's what

40:46

he needs. That's what he needs It'll

40:50

make up for all the hugs There

40:52

was one thing that scares me about

40:54

the 49ers is purdy with with

40:56

Jesus and and let me rephrase

40:58

like I'm I'm all for

41:00

Jesus. Okay But

41:02

he's going like it's just a game, you

41:04

know, there's bigger things. It's just a game that scares

41:07

me Going because he has the

41:09

Lord in his life Paul. No, I understand that

41:11

been saved No, I understand that but like a

41:13

better part of him feels like the

41:15

rest of his team might be left behind During

41:17

the game and he's just gonna have

41:19

a pile of pads there and he's gonna be up in

41:22

that end zone in the sky What's your

41:24

parlay? You have him to thrown a pic.

41:26

I'm not into religious people. I

41:28

stay away from him. I respect him It's

41:31

not him Like who names

41:33

their kid after a religion? I just don't understand it

41:37

This is my my my son Hari

41:40

Krishna Is

41:42

it Harry no Hari No,

41:45

it's like you're laughing is that a religion by the way,

41:47

is it just annoying people What's

41:50

the difference between a Hari Krishna and a

41:52

Jehovah's Witness Jehovah's

41:54

Witness is dressed better Hari

41:58

Krishna is trying to get you in like a public place

42:01

Jehovah Witnesses they come where you eat

42:06

they come there like the fucking IRS they got

42:08

like a briefcase and shit yeah they come to

42:10

the door yeah they fuck it's always the night

42:12

after you got a hooker they're fucking knocking on

42:14

your door they get you when you're weak well

42:18

they sent that hooker they sent

42:20

that hooker I'm waiting

42:22

for that Jehovah's Witness list to come out but

42:24

you got you got the right one Bill you've been on

42:26

Brock Purdy throwing a pick this whole week right

42:28

you think he's gonna throw one yeah you know

42:31

I saw that Ryan Clark was saying you know he

42:33

gets a lot of balls are tipped and something like

42:35

that I just I feel like I don't know it's

42:37

gonna be I don't want to see the 49ers trying

42:39

to play catch-up like they've been doing that the whole

42:41

time place I don't obviously I don't think you can

42:44

do it against the Chiefs I do

42:46

like it just

42:48

as a fan the 49ers go out

42:50

get the ball win the toss score

42:52

a fucking touchdown and then it just

42:54

starts this you know Ali Fraser shit

42:56

like I could get into that I

42:59

think I can hold my excitement during the 38 minute

43:02

commercial breaks that they're

43:04

gonna have but no matter what it can't

43:06

be like so far stadium as far as

43:08

my experience is the worst stadium to

43:11

watch a game in as far as

43:13

just the amount of extracurricular shit the

43:15

second is a stoppage of play they

43:17

have this announcer literally

43:19

every five seconds he says shit

43:21

like it's a fair catch and

43:24

up balls that that's what it is it's

43:28

just like yeah we have eyes and it's like

43:30

numbers on the field and I love that he

43:32

feels like he needs to growl so I know

43:34

that I'm watching football and it's real manly and

43:36

shit fair yeah no

43:38

he's like going Jim McMahon

43:41

not Jim McMahon the other guy not

43:44

Jim McMahon who's the Vince McMahon there you

43:46

go I swear to God I gotta get my fucking

43:48

brain check well Andrew we have a parlay to tell

43:50

them that they could that's available now yeah

43:52

every week these guys do a

43:54

parlay Monday night special and

43:56

you guys put one together earlier Tell

44:00

everybody you guys could take this parlay. This is one

44:02

that we have to to have fun with so what

44:04

is it? I was yours. What was it again?

44:07

Oh All right. No,

44:09

it was it was Mahomes to throw

44:11

one Wasn't

44:13

Pacheco touchdown boss a sack and debo TD.

44:15

Oh, but you can't bet the sack Yeah,

44:17

it depends on what state you're betting in

44:19

They don't accept sacks as a prop bet

44:21

in certain states based on the you know,

44:23

even here active nature No, but no here

44:25

you can't don't know how to count sacks

44:27

here. You can't yeah. Yeah here you guys

44:30

want to get Yeah Here

44:33

you can of course you've been anything. I'm gonna go West Virginia Huh?

44:38

Yeah, but some people, you know, they

44:41

use an after they might be home tomorrow. I

44:43

don't know I'm just they might have

44:45

a flight. They know have kids. So McCaffrey

44:49

first touchdown that's what you got who's

44:52

What's that? Let me see

44:55

this for the random shit. What page is the

44:57

random stuff on? I want to see

44:59

the random stuff. I Can't

45:02

believe if you bet like first you better safety.

45:04

It's not even that much money. I Think

45:08

that kid right. I think that

45:10

kid right Okay,

45:12

so what do we got it okay Paul I want some

45:14

pics here, okay. All right Any

45:18

score in the first six minutes of the game?

45:20

Yes, Paul's going yes on that

45:23

Team to punt first in the game. I

45:25

mean, that's how could I well,

45:28

that's what it is Paul. It's fucking guessing

45:32

He does that meanwhile how could I

45:35

that's how confident you were he was

45:37

so confident Like

45:41

go any puns the first six minutes he's like now

45:44

like 100% I go. All right

45:46

team team to punch first He's like,

45:48

I mean, how could I? I

45:52

May what am I seeing the future? Question

45:56

before no, I think

45:58

there's gonna be a score within six minutes based

46:00

on history of the game. Who do you think

46:02

punts first? Um... 49ers

46:05

punts. 49ers

46:08

punts. There's some drunk people here.

46:10

Somebody just said Patriots. Fucking

46:13

Patriots! Tom

46:15

Brady's show. That was in the over!

46:22

Alright, there you go. There you go. It's the problem

46:24

with sports fans. It's just what it is. You know

46:26

what? That's the kind of woman you want

46:28

to see in a sidecar with a

46:31

drunk rider. With

46:33

plenty of telephone poles. Why

46:39

did that visual just come to my head? I was trying to

46:41

tell you what it was like. I want her to die, but

46:43

in a funny way. I

46:46

mean, who dies in a sidecar in 2024? I

46:48

mean, she was definitely a hipster. I bet she

46:51

knew where to get the best coffee in Vegas. You

46:53

know that. Are

46:56

these a boring first team to score 10 points?

46:58

This is crazy shit. I want... Alright,

47:01

first team to use coach's challenge. 49ers.

47:08

Oh, Bill, you always do the Gatorade Challenge. The

47:10

Raiders as a team are a coach's challenge. I

47:16

love the confidence of Raider fans. It's really amazing. It's

47:18

like 41 years since you won anything. And they're

47:20

still like, RAAAY! It's

47:23

like anybody's nervous. Nobody's nervous.

47:26

The worst. Burn

47:28

it, burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it. Old

47:30

school NFL. Under

47:33

your highlights. You know? Bill,

47:36

you always talk about the Gatorade. Okay, coin toss winner. Coin toss winner.

47:40

I always say tails. No, no.

47:43

Who's going to win it? 49ers or Chiefs? I

47:45

like 49ers. Alright, I like Chiefs. Alright. Alright,

47:49

color of the Gatorade. I actually hit this one. This is his,

47:51

this is his shit. You

47:57

hit on Arnie. That's funny you said that. That was... picture

48:00

that or that fucking yellow shit you

48:02

drink after a hangover I

48:05

don't think it's but I don't think they're gonna do teen colors

48:09

it's not gonna be red it's not gonna be purple I'm you

48:11

know I think I like orange I do like orange

48:15

I like orange not because I'm

48:17

a ginger either all right this isn't fucking home cook

48:19

in here all right

48:22

is it time to get into the just

48:24

chill yeah it's all right what's

48:26

the matter it's all good it's him again it's all

48:28

good it's just him again yeah it's all good it's

48:30

just him again it's just what it is you

48:33

should star in a show again sounds like

48:35

a next Taylor Swift song he just fucking

48:37

him again he should star in a show

48:39

called him again all right Paul here's my

48:41

tale of the tape Patrick

48:44

Mahomes plays quarterback for the Chiefs

48:47

Brock Purdy what

48:49

I'm saying you got Patrick Mahomes

48:51

Brock Purdy you

48:53

got to go Patrick Mahomes and he's getting two points Paul

48:56

this is my defense here Travis Kelsey

48:59

yeah he's

49:01

got his chair dude he's got his Kansas City chair

49:03

he's got his helmet with the two beers he's

49:06

gonna go out and sit down in the

49:08

zone and have like nine fucking catches so

49:10

Andrew let's take that debut they got yeah

49:12

debut Samuels you know yeah so

49:14

Andrew let's do this you make much time for

49:16

let's make our Super Bowl picks now okay we're

49:19

gonna make our Super Bowl picks now official Andrew

49:21

you start what what you

49:23

super let's let's let's let's

49:25

do it Andrew go ahead Andrew we'll start off

49:27

we're gonna do our official Super Bowl picks on

49:30

the anything better podcast right now let's go Andrew

49:32

what do you got and

49:34

by the way right now the active line is what to

49:37

do to wait did

49:39

it move to two and a half two

49:42

and a half miners I

49:45

love that all right relax fuck it

49:48

yeah I'm gonna I'm probably

49:50

the chief I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Niners by a

49:53

score I just

49:55

I can't I can't I just I can't it's

49:57

too easy I just can't say the

49:59

cheese too Wow. Too

50:02

easy? Yeah, it's too easy. I

50:04

mean it's like listen everything's pointing niners. I

50:07

mean where's the money right now? Where's

50:10

all the money? Alex, where's the money right

50:12

now? It's the Chiefs. Wait,

50:14

the money's on the Chiefs and they're

50:16

getting points. Yes. Yeah, that's why

50:19

I just I don't know. You say it all

50:21

season here. Like I don't know. It's like they're

50:23

giving it to you. Alright,

50:26

class. I would

50:28

say and I like the

50:30

audience. I can't go against the

50:32

experience of the

50:35

Chiefs. The way the 49ers played

50:37

the last two fucking weeks has not been

50:39

impressive. Maybe they finally show up. I

50:42

just don't think that you can do that. I

50:44

just think Andy Reid has more experience. Whatever Christian

50:46

McCaffrey is gonna do, I think Pacheco can do

50:48

enough of. You know what

50:50

I mean? And I also do. They're number

50:52

one. They're number two in points allowed

50:55

and rushing yards. They have

50:57

a decent defense and I just feel

50:59

like Pacheco Mahomes just has the fucking

51:01

mojo. He has the magic and they're

51:03

getting fucking points. I can't lay off

51:05

that pole. I just can't lay off

51:07

it. My heart, my heart says I

51:10

want the 49ers. I want the 49ers but my

51:12

money's going with the Chiefs. I got it. I

51:14

got to bet the Chiefs. Alright. So

51:19

all week, all week me and

51:21

Bill have been on the same page. I was thinking

51:24

Chiefs no matter how much talent San Francisco has.

51:26

I was just saying you

51:28

can't go against Patrick Mahomes and Travis

51:30

Kelce but the last few days, the

51:33

last few days I have shut

51:36

up, ma'am. The

51:40

last few days I was thinking about

51:42

it. It's an impatient crowd, Paul. Yeah,

51:44

yeah. No, listen.

51:47

When you go, first of all, can you

51:49

let the man build to a dramatic

51:51

moment? Yes. Jesus Christ,

51:54

this fucking crowd of pre-ejaculators.

52:00

I think I think that you

52:02

can run on the Chiefs. I think there's

52:04

too much talent with the 49ers But

52:06

here's the big part about this. I think

52:09

the 49ers losing to this

52:11

team already did something to them

52:13

I think that it's going to be a close game.

52:15

I think the 49ers are going to win it in the

52:17

end and cover And

52:20

that's what I'm saying. I think that

52:22

they're going to stop him. I think they're going to figure it

52:24

out and I have a conspiracy What I

52:26

have a conspiracy theory I think one of the

52:28

49ers coaches pulled that fire alarm Because he saw

52:31

that team has not been fired up the whole

52:33

playoffs So they want to make it think that

52:35

the Chiefs did it because they're all going to

52:37

tell you right now that was not an accident

52:40

I'm the only one that saw that somebody pulled the fire

52:42

alarm. It's 6 a.m. All

52:47

right, well, there you go, that's the

52:49

tail of the tape Paul I Think

52:51

what over under over under is what 47 and a half

52:54

I Fucking

52:56

hate this. It's always the idea of you. You like gonna

52:58

be you take this one Bill is more under over guy

53:00

than me. What do you think? I like the under Under

53:04

because I think everybody's gonna be as we fucking shoot up a

53:06

baba But I think this would be one of these games that

53:08

looks like it's going to go over in the first half and

53:11

then they make Their halftime adjustments and like another

53:13

ten points gets gets Get

53:16

scored I Think George Kittle at

53:18

the end of the game is going to do something spectacular

53:21

I think so, so I'm taking the

53:24

Niners Andrew has the Niners Bill has

53:26

the Chiefs. You got the over-under I Like

53:30

the over you like the over Paul

53:33

he likes the over I like the night

53:35

of show work. I like the Niners and I

53:37

like the over I like the Chiefs and I like the

53:39

under this man's won three years in a row All

53:42

right, so make sure you fucking

53:44

you know make a smart move here Pauly what

53:46

do you got coming up here? We

53:48

got well if you're in Chicago, I'm shooting

53:50

my next special February 24th at

53:52

the Den theater in Chicago you could check

53:54

that out Yeah, just

53:57

go to Paul Verzi calm and check out all

53:59

my live shows dates and you will be

54:01

at that's another gonna be another Netflix

54:03

oh and and I will be for

54:05

the Netflix comedy festival if you're in

54:07

Los Angeles I will be performing May

54:09

10th at the Troubadour you

54:11

can check that out too on May 10th the

54:13

late show at the Troubadour for

54:16

Netflix have you have you ever performed there I

54:18

have not it's amazing oh yeah it's an incredible

54:20

venue if you guys are out in LA you

54:22

should definitely try to check that

54:24

out all right so I got to ask you guys

54:26

a question here me and Burzi want to go smoke

54:29

some cigars yes where is can you do that here

54:31

I don't understand like I understand hookers

54:33

can walk around in the casino but that's

54:35

because they're not smoking cigars is that

54:37

how I understand it like

54:40

how does that I

54:42

did see a guy smoking a cigar at a

54:45

craptable last time I was here but these two

54:47

ladies were mean mugging him so he was like

54:49

6'4 so he's he had the

54:51

fucking cigar up like way over their heads

54:53

it was fucking hilarious he was throwing the

54:55

dice and then can you just let

54:59

the man smoke you know sometimes

55:01

I really wish though that I was born

55:03

this is a white thing

55:06

to say that I was born 40 years earlier

55:08

because I didn't have to deal with segregation and

55:10

all of that shit like any period was great

55:13

to be a white guy you just had to pick the clothes

55:15

right I like the cars during that I

55:18

saw this footage one time I always bring this

55:20

up when I saw footage of the World Series

55:22

when they still used to play it during the

55:24

day and it was like the early 70s and

55:26

there was a guy who had box seats he

55:28

was sitting on the third baseline he had on

55:31

a shirt and tie with short sleeves short sleeve

55:33

and he was sitting there smoking a fucking cigar

55:35

there was kids around nobody even looked at him

55:38

didn't even look at him I was just going like

55:40

I miss that that

55:42

is when you died at like 58 but there

55:44

is something yeah nobody was you didn't

55:46

know what

55:49

you were doing you didn't know that

55:51

eating fucking steak every night and fucking you

55:53

know smoking you know a whole carton of

55:55

cigarettes every week doing blow in Vegas yeah

55:58

you just you just did it And

56:01

then you just die. And

56:04

there was no doctor going, you know, your

56:06

cholesterol is really high. You got to cut

56:08

back and everybody making you feel bad. Your

56:11

teeth were like as brown as the

56:13

stage. You

56:17

know? What's that? You

56:19

could check out. Oh, eight lounge? Oh,

56:22

it is. Oh, thank you. What's

56:24

the store? Oh, all right. We're

56:26

degenerates. We're degenerates. We're going

56:28

to end up being behind the casino next to the

56:30

air conditioner. We

56:34

always, we're going to be freezing outside in front of

56:36

the fountain for sure. And you're going to be going,

56:38

doesn't get any better than this. That's

56:41

fucking him. That's him.

56:43

I ever tell you, I ever tell you. Paul loves the day

56:45

off. Paul loves the day off. I never

56:47

told, I never told the story of the podcast. One

56:50

time me and Verzi, we did, we did this, this

56:52

benefit of something, right? And after we

56:54

were done with the benefit, the lady that did it

56:56

was so cool, she got everybody like a vintage bottle

56:58

of scotch. This is back when I was bruising. So

57:01

it's the middle of winter, we're in New York, it's

57:03

fucking freezing out. And we're driving back to his house,

57:05

right? And he goes, dude, he goes, we're going

57:07

to fucking crush this bottle tonight. We're going

57:09

to be smoking sticks and all that shit. I'm thinking like,

57:11

this is going to be amazing. And it wasn't until we

57:13

pull into his driveway, and I'm looking

57:15

at toys in the front yard and shit, I'm going like,

57:18

wait a minute, this guy's like married with two kids and

57:20

everybody's home. And I'm like, Paul, where

57:22

the fuck are we going to do this? He

57:24

goes, oh, don't worry, dude, we're going to go

57:26

to my garage. We're going to go to my

57:28

garage. So I'm picturing this guy's got a man

57:30

cave, he's got the fucking leather seats and the

57:32

kegerator and all that shit. Dude, we walk in,

57:34

it's a garage, right? This like

57:36

rakes and creepy old toys and

57:39

shit. Oh my God. It's all

57:41

fucking sofa. It's like a storage

57:43

unit. It's fucking everything. So he

57:45

doesn't say anything, I don't want to be rude. So

57:47

we're standing in the fucking garage. The

57:49

only light is coming from like the streetlight

57:51

at the end of the driveway through one

57:53

of these little fucking square windows. And we're

57:55

sitting at dead silence. And we

57:57

got ice in our jigs, because you got to keep it cold. It's

58:00

like fucking minus 30 and we're smoking

58:02

these cigars dead sound. I

58:04

can't even feel my toes. And

58:06

finally I look over and I'm with that dumb street

58:09

light in his eyes just like right across here. He

58:11

just looks at me and he goes,

58:13

doesn't get any better than that. You

58:17

got to, I enjoy life. I enjoy

58:19

fucking life. And I wanted

58:21

to be like, no Paul, it gets a

58:23

lot better than this. We could

58:25

have chairs. We could have climate

58:27

control. I

58:31

like to have fun. You know that, that

58:33

said who's got talk? You

58:36

kidding? That

58:38

was one of the, there

58:42

was one of those moments where I didn't know

58:44

what to say to you. I

58:46

was just like, I can't help this guy.

58:48

He gradually become a human being though. The

58:50

first time I went over his house when

58:53

you would stay before you even had your kids,

58:55

I went over there and he, and she goes,

58:57

you have company go get him a beer or

59:00

something. I swear to God. He went in and

59:02

he grabbed this giant, like what you know, those

59:04

plastic cups you used to have in your bathroom

59:06

and like he grabbed a plastic cup, but it

59:09

was frosted. No, it wasn't. Oh,

59:11

you grabbed it out of the cabinet. And you just

59:13

go, he just turned it off. It

59:15

was like, you tried to be polite. You just looked at

59:17

it. She goes, what the fuck? No,

59:19

no, Paul, you, you want to do it. It

59:22

was like you were raised by wolves. I

59:27

couldn't believe you drank as much as you did. You

59:29

did not have to pour somebody a fucking beer. That's

59:32

when I realized, well, you were a little touched. I

59:35

did. I was like, I'm going to stick

59:37

with this guy. But, um, anyways,

59:39

but before we were, we've done our picks

59:42

and everything here, but, uh, I

59:44

do want to take time to thank all you

59:46

guys for listening to this podcast because you guys

59:48

listen to this podcast. We got to come here.

59:50

Bet MGM rolling out the red carpet for us.

59:54

We love the feedback that you guys

59:56

have been, uh, been

59:58

giving us in, um, Hope

1:00:00

all you guys have a good time. I don't know if

1:00:02

you guys have ever been to the Raiders Stadium It's it's

1:00:04

fucking unbelievable But wait wait can I just say something by

1:00:06

the way by the way the one thing about our podcast

1:00:09

is like fuck ESPN You know what I mean because I'm

1:00:11

not saying that no no all right. Let's I shouldn't say

1:00:13

that I'm sorry I Shouldn't say

1:00:15

that I should say yeah, no I went to hall.

1:00:17

Oh, we're trying to get syndicated here. No no no

1:00:20

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have I shouldn't

1:00:22

have said fuck All these other sports shows

1:00:24

could eat it there. Let me tell you

1:00:26

something But we but we we beat the

1:00:28

book against the spread all these people go out

1:00:30

and go I like the bills tonight fucking really yeah

1:00:33

We know we go with the points and we're ahead

1:00:35

of it winning money for you And that's what we

1:00:37

want to do we want to be real Like

1:00:40

it's easy to be on ESPN or any I shouldn't just keep

1:00:42

saying is you know what I mean Paul you have a

1:00:44

bone To pick with ESPN, and I am NOT gonna get in

1:00:46

the way of it Let's

1:00:49

be honest ESPN changed for the worst

1:00:51

fuck them anything here. They're fucking stupid

1:00:53

social fucking fuck you All

1:00:57

I'm saying is me and I've

1:01:00

never heard of do anything social It's

1:01:02

just my thing is they just they used to

1:01:04

just show like Australian rules football To

1:01:07

fill up time rather than fucking having another

1:01:09

five idiots sitting around talking like sports like

1:01:11

we are oh Jesus I

1:01:16

Kind of talk myself into a corner there

1:01:18

no I just don't want to hear Scott

1:01:20

van pelt talk about like social shit. That's

1:01:22

all What how

1:01:24

can you go against the fellow ball? I'm

1:01:28

just saying we talk and we do it against the

1:01:30

book and nobody else does that's all I'm sorry Okay,

1:01:32

you had a couple of drinks. You know you kind

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of feel yourself. You know Paulie likes

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to talk shit. I don't know shit All right. Thank

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you guys so much for that. Thank all you guys

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for coming out Hope you

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all win money, and I think

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it's gonna be a legendary show

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Yeah, I think that's uh that's it if you

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guys uh thank you for the shout out a way

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to get the cigars Thank you again and

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one more time for Andrew Semmel. Oh yeah, he puts

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it all together guys and Jake the snake enjoy

1:02:00

Enjoy the game, enjoy the game. If

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you're a Chiefs fan, Niners fan, enjoy

1:02:04

the game. Be safe. Don't be that

1:02:06

drunk asshole throwing shit at people. Enjoy

1:02:08

the game. Thank you guys so

1:02:10

much. We appreciate it. Alright, thank you. One

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more time. Check out the Anything Better podcast. One more time for

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Poembirds and Billbirds. Thank

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you.