After getting Covid from a cave orgy they did not attend, Andrea and Tanya are back to give you the advice you need. Including but not limited to: how long it takes to delete nude pics in the 21st century, what to do when your dad marries an asshole, how to effectively queer speed date, and why people who don’t like animals may or may not be sociopaths. It ends with a spoiler to their upcoming project: a collaborative novel.