Comin' straight outta V-Town, a small border town in the realm of South Jersey, with a chip on his shoulder the size of Dumbledore's beard. During his adolescent years a goblin raid on his town left him bedridden. During this time a nomadic uncle gifted him an old tome which became his only companion. Those writings would set Frank on a course to emulate the author, the great wizard Rimswell. Expelled from his University for Night Putting he found himself lost with no idea of where to go next. Becoming a mercernary just to be able to eat and clothe himself Frank became incredibly cynical of the world around him. As a result, he stopped giving shits and fucks a long time ago. However, these trials of perseverance have made him proud of who and what he is. If you want to find just who or what that is, join the podcast that is 20 years in the making. Frank and his long time companion Bill will bring into the fold and give you respite from the harsh winds of reality.